Martin Mystery (2003) s01e25 Episode Script
The Awakening
[Music]
uh
hello
is anyone there
you frightened me the wind yes very
strange indeed
constables look
the awakening
[Music]
[Music]
hello
i am so the master of disaster
i can't believe mr munson gave us an
open book test after i stayed up all
night cramming
at least the book was in italian
[Music]
i crammed
wait a minute
i suddenly get the feeling that we've
been had
oh that little
it's been weeks since we've had a
mission and somebody has way too much
time on their hands oh you're not
talking about me are you huh who else
you're the most immature guy i know so
on the outer limits of losertude
hey i was thinking of planting a
seething nest of maggots in your
meatloaf but even i have limits i've had
it with your lame practical jokes this
time you've gone too far oh after that
scene i just caused in the cafeteria i'm
never gonna be able to eat in there
again martin trick java me no like
tricks oh oh take it easy can't you two
take a joke i mean come on lighten up i
was just having a little fun
the center ah
finally
clear
diana lombard clear
java the caveman player
hey guys how's tricks don't say tricks i
never thought i'd be saying this billy
but i'm so happy to be going on a
mission martin's been driving us
uh billy i wouldn't if i were you what's
wrong somebody call a medic it's too
late they got me
[Music]
did you see the look on his face
brilliant
[Music]
hey mom uh what's in the box it's a
micro singularity a micro whoa
a mini black hole i'm studying its
gravitational effects now follow me
please martin
this morning we received a report from
xi'an china sensors confirm paranormal
activity on an extremely large scale the
three of you will be leaving immediately
to investigate sweet i'm getting hungry
oh i bet you they have pretty good
chinese food in china did it ever occur
to you that china is about more than
just food it's a land of culture and
food
this way please
[Music]
interesting
this can only mean one thing
but it's gonna take more than a parade
costume to pull one over on the master
oh man do you have any idea how hard it
was to get java near this thing it just
so happens that while the two of you
were conspiring in a pathetic attempt to
prank me i've come up with a theory hmm
just one check it out lion tracks
complete with broken lion claw it looks
like it's made of marble exactly and
then there's this
substance unknown whatever it is it's
unknown to the center so what's your
theory then master well judging from the
clues i would say we're dealing with
some kind of mutant fog monster or maybe
the statue is stolen and the tracks are
there to throw us off interesting theory
perhaps i would have thought the same
thing had i not been here to witness the
statue coming to life myself uh did you
say it came to life i did not surprising
since the ancient palace was excavated
we have seen some
unusual things in this village now
that's my kind of cultural experience uh
hey what's with the poster oh yes the
scepter of xi'an one of our oldest
cultural treasures last night it was
taken from our museum perhaps only a
coincidence spot
troubling nonetheless well if the two
are related we'll keep an eye out for it
speaking of eyes i was wondering if
don't even think about it if you think i
just opened the door for a gross fake
eyeball trick you're sadly mistaken
so
where can we find this palace it is in
the north of the village however i would
caution you against going there we
believe it is
haunted haunted
awesome
[Music]
incredible
hey i read about this place in eastern
history class this entire army was
sculpted by hand there's something odd
about them
now that's what i call a coffin see if
the you watch knows who's inside
legend
java no like this place we go now relax
java it's probably just a ghost
ghost he's only joking jabba it's okay
so what's the legend deck say he's known
only as the first emperor it says he
rose to greatness by uniting the feuding
tribes into one great empire but he
ruled it with an iron fist martin look
it's the scepter the one that was stolen
from the museum as his legend grew so
did his thirst for power he enslaved
anyone who defied him those in his favor
crafted a magic scepter to grant the
emperor immortality no wonder someone
would want to steal it this tells about
how his subjects weren't cool with the
idea of them sticking around forever so
they turned on them and tuning them in
ah very funny again nice try but you're
not fooling me it's gonna take a lot
more than some wishy noises martin i
swear i'm not doing this there's
something in here with us
i was just about to say the same thing
back away slowly dragons can only see
sudden movement
i hope you got that from a reliable
source of course fantasy gaming monthly
i was afraid you were gonna say
something like that
maybe we ought to run
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
oh
wait for me
[Music]
[Music]
diana
[Laughter]
diana i'm coming
only problem is i don't know where i'm
going
perfect timing
billy this isn't a good time diana's in
trouble oh i think you're all in trouble
someone's cooking up some major mojo
here martin and that powder you sent us
to annoys can reanimate non-living
matter
that's good to know billy thanks but
unless you can see through walls i
really need to find diana
afrida can't help you there i'll just
get out of your hair
[Music]
hey
uh
we don't have to tell anyone about that
little freak out do we buddy
so i talked to billy he gave us the
center's analysis but i'm still thinking
zombies
yeah java the lion
what this for
i really wish i could tell you but i
never pay much attention in chemistry
class quick i'll lock the door
someone's been playing mad scientist
here huh no wonder the village thinks
this place is haunted
yeah
diana hello can you hear me
she must be completely turned to stone
diana's never gone this long without
yelling at me for something
i bet there's an antidote here somewhere
we can turn her back to normal
you locked the door right
you are not friends of the master
he will be most displeased
don't worry about us we were just
leaving okay
okay i'll give you credit that was a
pretty cool but now can you undo this
though we may have use for you when he
awakes for what to be some kind of
hunched out igor assistant well you've
got the wrong guy buddy
[Music]
i need one of those from my room back at
borington
that's the scepter you stole it i stole
nothing
it will soon be in the hands of its
rightful owner
then you shall see greatness
he left us alone oh man we'll be out of
here in a flash this guy is so bush
league
i'll have to remember the right trick
that might make a good prank
huh this guy desperately needs a label
[Music]
java try some of those
what happened
i don't feel so good
oh can you walk
yeah i can walk but i feel like i ate
cement for breakfast
if i have to go back to school like this
promise me you'll just leave me here
gladly
[Applause]
special
how are we gonna stop him with all that
magic i'm working on it and forget magic
let's hope he doesn't know kung fu
i call upon
as it reaches the new meridian
don't move don't move
we already tried
nice to see that heart of stone you have
come in handy one more crack like that
and you're gonna taste these fists of
stone
well you might want to use them now sis
i can't ride it you may be clever boy
but you will never stop us
okay
it seems you have no one now to protect
you boys
mystery
[Laughter]
the dust i can move again
company of his grand army
[Laughter]
what did you do
don't worry about me get out of here
you are quite fortunate
to have witnessed the awakening
unfortunately it will be the last thing
you see
perhaps we will let the emperor's army
finish you off
i can't watch
what is the meaning of this
emperor
your army this is not my army i do not
understand
the army it was facing the wrong way
it's not here to keep people out it's
here to keep the evil emperor in
then
this could get messy
all done
good work java
you should have seen it be i had it
going on
i'm sure it was uh something oh what
about him i think we better leave him
the way we found him
that works for me all i want to do is
get back to my room and catch some z's
this mission wore me out
[Music]
don't leave me
how do i get rid of this thing
[Music]
uh
[Music]
[Music]
you
uh
hello
is anyone there
you frightened me the wind yes very
strange indeed
constables look
the awakening
[Music]
[Music]
hello
i am so the master of disaster
i can't believe mr munson gave us an
open book test after i stayed up all
night cramming
at least the book was in italian
[Music]
i crammed
wait a minute
i suddenly get the feeling that we've
been had
oh that little
it's been weeks since we've had a
mission and somebody has way too much
time on their hands oh you're not
talking about me are you huh who else
you're the most immature guy i know so
on the outer limits of losertude
hey i was thinking of planting a
seething nest of maggots in your
meatloaf but even i have limits i've had
it with your lame practical jokes this
time you've gone too far oh after that
scene i just caused in the cafeteria i'm
never gonna be able to eat in there
again martin trick java me no like
tricks oh oh take it easy can't you two
take a joke i mean come on lighten up i
was just having a little fun
the center ah
finally
clear
diana lombard clear
java the caveman player
hey guys how's tricks don't say tricks i
never thought i'd be saying this billy
but i'm so happy to be going on a
mission martin's been driving us
uh billy i wouldn't if i were you what's
wrong somebody call a medic it's too
late they got me
[Music]
did you see the look on his face
brilliant
[Music]
hey mom uh what's in the box it's a
micro singularity a micro whoa
a mini black hole i'm studying its
gravitational effects now follow me
please martin
this morning we received a report from
xi'an china sensors confirm paranormal
activity on an extremely large scale the
three of you will be leaving immediately
to investigate sweet i'm getting hungry
oh i bet you they have pretty good
chinese food in china did it ever occur
to you that china is about more than
just food it's a land of culture and
food
this way please
[Music]
interesting
this can only mean one thing
but it's gonna take more than a parade
costume to pull one over on the master
oh man do you have any idea how hard it
was to get java near this thing it just
so happens that while the two of you
were conspiring in a pathetic attempt to
prank me i've come up with a theory hmm
just one check it out lion tracks
complete with broken lion claw it looks
like it's made of marble exactly and
then there's this
substance unknown whatever it is it's
unknown to the center so what's your
theory then master well judging from the
clues i would say we're dealing with
some kind of mutant fog monster or maybe
the statue is stolen and the tracks are
there to throw us off interesting theory
perhaps i would have thought the same
thing had i not been here to witness the
statue coming to life myself uh did you
say it came to life i did not surprising
since the ancient palace was excavated
we have seen some
unusual things in this village now
that's my kind of cultural experience uh
hey what's with the poster oh yes the
scepter of xi'an one of our oldest
cultural treasures last night it was
taken from our museum perhaps only a
coincidence spot
troubling nonetheless well if the two
are related we'll keep an eye out for it
speaking of eyes i was wondering if
don't even think about it if you think i
just opened the door for a gross fake
eyeball trick you're sadly mistaken
so
where can we find this palace it is in
the north of the village however i would
caution you against going there we
believe it is
haunted haunted
awesome
[Music]
incredible
hey i read about this place in eastern
history class this entire army was
sculpted by hand there's something odd
about them
now that's what i call a coffin see if
the you watch knows who's inside
legend
java no like this place we go now relax
java it's probably just a ghost
ghost he's only joking jabba it's okay
so what's the legend deck say he's known
only as the first emperor it says he
rose to greatness by uniting the feuding
tribes into one great empire but he
ruled it with an iron fist martin look
it's the scepter the one that was stolen
from the museum as his legend grew so
did his thirst for power he enslaved
anyone who defied him those in his favor
crafted a magic scepter to grant the
emperor immortality no wonder someone
would want to steal it this tells about
how his subjects weren't cool with the
idea of them sticking around forever so
they turned on them and tuning them in
ah very funny again nice try but you're
not fooling me it's gonna take a lot
more than some wishy noises martin i
swear i'm not doing this there's
something in here with us
i was just about to say the same thing
back away slowly dragons can only see
sudden movement
i hope you got that from a reliable
source of course fantasy gaming monthly
i was afraid you were gonna say
something like that
maybe we ought to run
[Applause]
[Music]
oh
oh
wait for me
[Music]
[Music]
diana
[Laughter]
diana i'm coming
only problem is i don't know where i'm
going
perfect timing
billy this isn't a good time diana's in
trouble oh i think you're all in trouble
someone's cooking up some major mojo
here martin and that powder you sent us
to annoys can reanimate non-living
matter
that's good to know billy thanks but
unless you can see through walls i
really need to find diana
afrida can't help you there i'll just
get out of your hair
[Music]
hey
uh
we don't have to tell anyone about that
little freak out do we buddy
so i talked to billy he gave us the
center's analysis but i'm still thinking
zombies
yeah java the lion
what this for
i really wish i could tell you but i
never pay much attention in chemistry
class quick i'll lock the door
someone's been playing mad scientist
here huh no wonder the village thinks
this place is haunted
yeah
diana hello can you hear me
she must be completely turned to stone
diana's never gone this long without
yelling at me for something
i bet there's an antidote here somewhere
we can turn her back to normal
you locked the door right
you are not friends of the master
he will be most displeased
don't worry about us we were just
leaving okay
okay i'll give you credit that was a
pretty cool but now can you undo this
though we may have use for you when he
awakes for what to be some kind of
hunched out igor assistant well you've
got the wrong guy buddy
[Music]
i need one of those from my room back at
borington
that's the scepter you stole it i stole
nothing
it will soon be in the hands of its
rightful owner
then you shall see greatness
he left us alone oh man we'll be out of
here in a flash this guy is so bush
league
i'll have to remember the right trick
that might make a good prank
huh this guy desperately needs a label
[Music]
java try some of those
what happened
i don't feel so good
oh can you walk
yeah i can walk but i feel like i ate
cement for breakfast
if i have to go back to school like this
promise me you'll just leave me here
gladly
[Applause]
special
how are we gonna stop him with all that
magic i'm working on it and forget magic
let's hope he doesn't know kung fu
i call upon
as it reaches the new meridian
don't move don't move
we already tried
nice to see that heart of stone you have
come in handy one more crack like that
and you're gonna taste these fists of
stone
well you might want to use them now sis
i can't ride it you may be clever boy
but you will never stop us
okay
it seems you have no one now to protect
you boys
mystery
[Laughter]
the dust i can move again
company of his grand army
[Laughter]
what did you do
don't worry about me get out of here
you are quite fortunate
to have witnessed the awakening
unfortunately it will be the last thing
you see
perhaps we will let the emperor's army
finish you off
i can't watch
what is the meaning of this
emperor
your army this is not my army i do not
understand
the army it was facing the wrong way
it's not here to keep people out it's
here to keep the evil emperor in
then
this could get messy
all done
good work java
you should have seen it be i had it
going on
i'm sure it was uh something oh what
about him i think we better leave him
the way we found him
that works for me all i want to do is
get back to my room and catch some z's
this mission wore me out
[Music]
don't leave me
how do i get rid of this thing
[Music]
uh
[Music]
[Music]
you