The Goes Wrong Show (2019) s02e00 Episode Script
The Nativity
1
Good evening and welcome to this
festive edition of Play of the Week.
I'm Chris Bean, the director.
The BBC has recently refused to
fund any more episodes of
Play of the Week,
but thanks to some
additional sponsorship,
we are gladly able to continue
with tonight's production
of The Nativity.
I should also inform you that a
fire alarm test was scheduled to
happen in our studio tonight.
I did email the BBC to try to have
it moved, but they said they
would rather disturb our broadcast
than one of their empty studios.
I called their bluff and,
after a frank exchange,
we will now be having two
fire alarm tests tonight.
So, the actors are prepared.
The stage is set.
Please enjoy The Nativity, sponsored
by Brookshaw Corporate Finance.
Our story begins with Mary
a young woman from
the town of Nazareth,
and her husband, Joseph,
a humble carpenter.
Oh!
Oh, Joseph.
Behold! I am the Archangel Gabriel.
Witness the light of God.
Kneel before
the messenger of the Lor
Not yet.
Oh, Joseph.
Nothing interesting ever
happens in Nazareth.
But did you hear word of the census?
Mary, we must travel to Bethlehem
to be counted by the Romans.
We shall have to buy a donkey
to make that journey.
But we have not the money.
I have not sold so much as a
crude stool in two months.
Fear not, my love,
you are a master carpenter.
Finished.
Money will come if we have faith.
Faith is all we have.
We must put our trust in God.
Or perhaps we should consider
a small business loan allowing us
to expand our range of products.
Would the interest not cripple us?
Not at the 3.4% variable APR offered
exclusively by
Brookshaw Corporate Finance.
Now that's a miracle.
Behold!
Hello.
I am the Archangel Gabriel.
Kneel before the messenger
of the Lord.
But But do not be afraid
For I bring great news.
You will conceive a child.
A child!
# For unto us a child is bo #
That's cut, Dennis.
But I can't have a child.
I'm a virgin.
I've been sent to tell you that
you have been impregnated remotely.
Sorry, that came out very sinister.
It's a good thing.
The babe is a gift from the Lord,
and I have been sent to tell you,
from on high
I've been sent to tell
you, from on high
I've been sent to tell you,
from here,
that this child shall be
the Son of God.
But why would the good Lord
choose me to bear his child?
The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
You are now with child.
Heed my words, for I am
a prophet of the Lord.
And everyone likes profits.
# Brookshaw Corporate Finance
# Even Jesus loves cash! #
Carry on, we need the money.
And with that, the Angel
spread his arms wide
and, with great majesty,
ascended into heaven.
Er Joyous day!
How blessed we are!
But we must hasten
if we are to travel to Bethlehem
before the holy child is born.
Aye, Mary, I shall purchase
a donkey to make the journey.
Oh, piss.
These are also a gift from the Lord.
Mary and Joseph purchased a donkey,
loaded their few belongings
onto its back
and set off into the desert.
Annie, Keep up.
All right! I'll keep up.
It's justit's not easy.
Mary, let me help you take
the weight off your feet.
No. No. No.
Oh, oh.No.
Er, we'll walk.
Farewell, good town of Nazareth.
# Little donkey
# Little donkey on the dusty road
# Got to keep on plodding onwards
# With your precious load
# Been a long time, little donkey
# Through the winter's night
# Don't give up now, little donkey
# Bethlehem's in sight
# Ring out those bells tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Follow that star tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Follow that star tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Little donkey, little donkey
# Had a heavy day
# Little donkey
# Carry Mary safely on her way. #
Look, Joseph! Bethlehem!
You're sagging.
Next time, I'm being the head
and you're being the arse.
Meanwhile, in a field far outside
Bethlehem, three shepherds
watched their flocks by night.
While Shepherds Watched
Their Flocks by Tate and Brady
Ay Barshabba.
'Tis a mild winter's eve for
There it is. There it is.
There's the fire alarm.
Everyone, stay calm.
Just stay in your seats.
Fire! There's a fire! Fire!
No, it's a drill. It's a drill.
OK, OK, OK.Everyone, stay calm,
it won't be a moment.
Studio patrons, it has become
necessary to evacuate the venue
No, no, no. It's just a drill.
All personal belongings
and make
No! We don't need to evacuate.
I can't hear you, Chris.
Studio patrons, please
No! GO BACKSTAGE! All right?
You've changed!
Why have you changed!?It's a fire.
If there's a fire you're not
supposed to get changed,
you're supposed to get out.
Yep, everyone out.No, no, no.
Keep moving.
Stand up, please.
Ah, ah, ah.
Chris, not again! Not again.
I repeat. There is a fire!
There is a fire!
THERE'S NO FIRE
YOU MORON!
Merry Christmas.
Let's continue.
Here.
Get off.
Suddenly, in the sky above them, the
shepherds saw a most majestic sight.
Behold! The light of God!
Underwhelming.
Make a note - I need more
fireworks for the final scene.
I bring good tidings of great joy
Halo.
Halo.
Hello.
No.
Halo.
Hello.No!
Halo!
Over there!
Hello.
No! On the floor!
Hello!
No! Halo!
Halo!
Is it me you're looking for?
No!
The round, sparkly hat! All right?
Give me my round sparkly hat!
Not my personal one!
The halo.Ah.
Higher!
Hiya!
No, higher!
Hiya!
Forget the halo.
Be not afraid. JESUS!
No, he isn't born yet,
although that brings
me neatly onto my next point.
Jesus will be born
and he shall be the King
OF KINGS.
You shall find a babe wrapped in
swaddling shawls in a manger.
To find him, you must
follow this star.
I am a messenger
FROM THE LORD! AH, AH, AH.
GLORY BE TO GOD
IN THE HIGHEST!
And so the shepherds
set off into the night,
following the guiding star.
Just go off. Just go off.
Meanwhile, in Herod's Palace,
in Jerusalem
No, no. No, no, no. Stop. Stop.
Aaaaaaaah!
King Herod had awoken
from a troubled sleep.
Argh!
All hail King Herod!
Hail!
I slept fitfully. My dreams
I slept fitfully. My dreams
were full of dark portents
and grim tidings.
What saw you in these dreams, Sire?
Well, I saw a babe of
great majesty.
Yetwas wrapped
in swaddling shawls.
Oh, most troubling, Sire.
It seems an evil omen
looms high, indeed.
But I saw wise men drawing near.
I know they are close.
When sayest you these wise men come?
IMMINENTLY!
By your word, King,
here come three wise men!
Stand by, curtain.
No, no, no, we're not ready.
We haven't got our trousers!
Cue curtain.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
We've come to ask Herod
for help to find the child.
I amI am Melchior,
Wise Man Number One.
I am Caspar, also
Wise Man Number One.
And I am a shepherd.
You're a wise man.
Chris said I was an idiot.
You're both.
I am an idiot who is also
wiseand a shepherd.
You must approach King Herod.
IT IS JUST LIKE MY DREADED DREAM
SUGGESTS! GOOD WISE MEN!
I CHARGE THEE, FIND THIS CHILD AND
UPON HIS DISCOVERY GIVE ME WORD!
Help, no!
Continue.
Our generous King shall furnish
thee with gifts for the child.
Gold.
Ooh.
Frankincense.
Mm.
And myrrh.
Ahh. Aaagh!
That's also for smelling.
Thank you, generous King.
I shall unto my chambers
and rest awhile.
And on their return
Move! Come on!
On their return,
I'll be his saboteur.
Oh!
Arriving to be counted
in the census, Mary and Joseph
made their way
through the streets
Er, Ma-Mary and Joseph made their
MARY and Joseph made their way
through the streets,
along with their trusty donkey
who had one head and one arse.
They needed a place to stay
in the little town of Bethlehem.
# O little town of Bethlehem
# How still we see thee lie
# Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
# The silent stars go by #
# Aaaaaand in thy
dark streets shineth
# The everlasting light
# Thehopes and fears of all
the years
# Are met in thee to-oo-night
# For Christ is born of Mary
and gathered all
# Above while mortals sleep,
the angels keep
# Their watch of wondering love
# O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy birth
# And praises sing to God the King
# And Peace to men on Earth
# No ear may hear His coming
but in this world of
# Sin where meek souls
will receive him still
# The dear Christ enters in. #
Mary and Joseph went from door to
door, looking for a room.
Hello. I'm a stupid shepherd.
Here's your myrrh.
May God be with you, my friend.
Please, I'm with child,
have you room at your inn?
Yes.
Yes?Yes.
OK.
No, no, no!Yes. No.
There's no room here.
There's room at the third one.
Fear not, my beloved Mary.
I am sure we will find
somewhere to rest.
The good Lord watches over us.
Hello. I am a wise man,
here's your myrrh.
OK, OK!
You're an innkeeper now. Switch on!
Have you any room?
Yes.
Ah! No, there's no room here.
Innkeeper slams door in their faces.
Oh, Mary! We have searched high and
low and there is only one inn left.
Let's hope this innkeeper has room.
Aah! Hello.
Who are you?
That'sJohn the Baptist.
Hello. I'm
I'm
Jesus Christ.
I'm Jesus Christ.
The saviour is born!
# For unto us a child is born! #
No! That's cut.
Right, sorry.Carry on.
Yes. There's no room at the pub.
Inn!OK.
No, out!
There's no room at the out.
Inn!All right.
No! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
No, not that!Not that!
There's no room at the inn!
Oh, yes, yes!
There's no room at the inn.
All we have is an old,
lowly manager.
Manger! There's no manager.
There's no manager? It's Christmas!
I'll be the old, lowly manager.
What do you want?
They want a room.A broom?
No.A room.
Oh, a room! Sea view?
Do you not even have a lowly
stable where we could rest?
I don't know, do we?
No, we don't.No, we don't!
Yes, we do!
Do you work here, too?Get inside!
You two go and have your baby
in the sodding manager!
Manger.
Get on the donkey!
Move, just move.
Next scene!
Mary knew that soon
her child would be born
Ow. Ow. Ow.
as she entered the humble
stable with animals all around.
Oh, Joseph, I do hope these
creatures will not begrudge us
a little room in their stable
for the night.
Yum, yum, yum.
We must rest now, my dearest Mary.
Soon the son of God will be born.
Just then, there came
a knock at the stable door
and three wise men approached.
We come bearing gifts.
I offer you gold -
standard accreditation for
all your business loans.
I offer you frank
'n' sensible advice on all
your financial interests.
And I offer you sustained
low cost myrrh-gage rates.
And look - three shepherds
approach, also.
Oh, it's not shepherds.
It's more wise men.
Mary, Joseph, and the six wise men
awaited the birth of the baby Jesus.
The shepherds had decided
to sit this one out.
Unless they were on the tab
on the other side?
No. No shepherds.
Just nine wise men.
It's like Mensa in here.
All was quiet and still.
# Silent night
# Holy night #
The second one.
# All is calm #
Don't worry.
# All is bright #
Can we turn it off, please?
# Round yon #
# Turn it off! Virgin #
Cut the wires!
# ..And child #
Cut the wires!
# Holy Infant #
Just sing over the top.
# So tender and mild #
Louder!
# SLEEP IN HEAVENLY #
Louder! # PEACE! #
# SLEEP IN
# Heavenly peace
# Silent night
# Holy night #
Fire! Hot fire!
Fire alarm!
We've cut the wires.
Fire blanket. Fire blanket!
# Glories stream from heaven afar
# Heavenly hosts #
Out of the way. Out of the way!
# Hallelujah
# Christ
# ..the Saviour is born #
Heeyah! Heeyah!
What are you doing?!
Fighting fire with fire!
Get off, you idiot!
# Christ the Saviour is born
# Christ the Saviour is born! #
And with that, the
Please!
And with that,
thestory continued.
I hear a choir of angels.
The delivery is upon us.
And the light of the Angel Gabriel
shone down upon them.
Behold the lightof God.
And at that sacred moment
AND AT THAT SACRED MOMENT,
THE HOLY SON OF THE
LORD WAS BROUGH
FORTH INTO LIFE.
Now that was more like it!
Camera seven, camera seven!
Get down! Get down!
And at that sacred moment, the
holy Son of the Lord
was brought forth into life.
He's beautiful.
Hang on. Wait, wait.
Hello.
We shall call him Jesus.
The three wise men approached
and knelt to give their gifts
to the Christ Child.
Gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Thank you, wise men,
for these kind gifts.
We Three Kings
And on that holy night,
everyone in the stable
stood looking proudly
at the beautiful newborn babe.
The end.
No, no!No, no, no!
No!No!No, no, no!No!
Good evening and welcome to this
festive edition of Play of the Week.
I'm Chris Bean, the director.
The BBC has recently refused to
fund any more episodes of
Play of the Week,
but thanks to some
additional sponsorship,
we are gladly able to continue
with tonight's production
of The Nativity.
I should also inform you that a
fire alarm test was scheduled to
happen in our studio tonight.
I did email the BBC to try to have
it moved, but they said they
would rather disturb our broadcast
than one of their empty studios.
I called their bluff and,
after a frank exchange,
we will now be having two
fire alarm tests tonight.
So, the actors are prepared.
The stage is set.
Please enjoy The Nativity, sponsored
by Brookshaw Corporate Finance.
Our story begins with Mary
a young woman from
the town of Nazareth,
and her husband, Joseph,
a humble carpenter.
Oh!
Oh, Joseph.
Behold! I am the Archangel Gabriel.
Witness the light of God.
Kneel before
the messenger of the Lor
Not yet.
Oh, Joseph.
Nothing interesting ever
happens in Nazareth.
But did you hear word of the census?
Mary, we must travel to Bethlehem
to be counted by the Romans.
We shall have to buy a donkey
to make that journey.
But we have not the money.
I have not sold so much as a
crude stool in two months.
Fear not, my love,
you are a master carpenter.
Finished.
Money will come if we have faith.
Faith is all we have.
We must put our trust in God.
Or perhaps we should consider
a small business loan allowing us
to expand our range of products.
Would the interest not cripple us?
Not at the 3.4% variable APR offered
exclusively by
Brookshaw Corporate Finance.
Now that's a miracle.
Behold!
Hello.
I am the Archangel Gabriel.
Kneel before the messenger
of the Lord.
But But do not be afraid
For I bring great news.
You will conceive a child.
A child!
# For unto us a child is bo #
That's cut, Dennis.
But I can't have a child.
I'm a virgin.
I've been sent to tell you that
you have been impregnated remotely.
Sorry, that came out very sinister.
It's a good thing.
The babe is a gift from the Lord,
and I have been sent to tell you,
from on high
I've been sent to tell
you, from on high
I've been sent to tell you,
from here,
that this child shall be
the Son of God.
But why would the good Lord
choose me to bear his child?
The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
You are now with child.
Heed my words, for I am
a prophet of the Lord.
And everyone likes profits.
# Brookshaw Corporate Finance
# Even Jesus loves cash! #
Carry on, we need the money.
And with that, the Angel
spread his arms wide
and, with great majesty,
ascended into heaven.
Er Joyous day!
How blessed we are!
But we must hasten
if we are to travel to Bethlehem
before the holy child is born.
Aye, Mary, I shall purchase
a donkey to make the journey.
Oh, piss.
These are also a gift from the Lord.
Mary and Joseph purchased a donkey,
loaded their few belongings
onto its back
and set off into the desert.
Annie, Keep up.
All right! I'll keep up.
It's justit's not easy.
Mary, let me help you take
the weight off your feet.
No. No. No.
Oh, oh.No.
Er, we'll walk.
Farewell, good town of Nazareth.
# Little donkey
# Little donkey on the dusty road
# Got to keep on plodding onwards
# With your precious load
# Been a long time, little donkey
# Through the winter's night
# Don't give up now, little donkey
# Bethlehem's in sight
# Ring out those bells tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Follow that star tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Follow that star tonight
# Bethlehem, Bethlehem
# Little donkey, little donkey
# Had a heavy day
# Little donkey
# Carry Mary safely on her way. #
Look, Joseph! Bethlehem!
You're sagging.
Next time, I'm being the head
and you're being the arse.
Meanwhile, in a field far outside
Bethlehem, three shepherds
watched their flocks by night.
While Shepherds Watched
Their Flocks by Tate and Brady
Ay Barshabba.
'Tis a mild winter's eve for
There it is. There it is.
There's the fire alarm.
Everyone, stay calm.
Just stay in your seats.
Fire! There's a fire! Fire!
No, it's a drill. It's a drill.
OK, OK, OK.Everyone, stay calm,
it won't be a moment.
Studio patrons, it has become
necessary to evacuate the venue
No, no, no. It's just a drill.
All personal belongings
and make
No! We don't need to evacuate.
I can't hear you, Chris.
Studio patrons, please
No! GO BACKSTAGE! All right?
You've changed!
Why have you changed!?It's a fire.
If there's a fire you're not
supposed to get changed,
you're supposed to get out.
Yep, everyone out.No, no, no.
Keep moving.
Stand up, please.
Ah, ah, ah.
Chris, not again! Not again.
I repeat. There is a fire!
There is a fire!
THERE'S NO FIRE
YOU MORON!
Merry Christmas.
Let's continue.
Here.
Get off.
Suddenly, in the sky above them, the
shepherds saw a most majestic sight.
Behold! The light of God!
Underwhelming.
Make a note - I need more
fireworks for the final scene.
I bring good tidings of great joy
Halo.
Halo.
Hello.
No.
Halo.
Hello.No!
Halo!
Over there!
Hello.
No! On the floor!
Hello!
No! Halo!
Halo!
Is it me you're looking for?
No!
The round, sparkly hat! All right?
Give me my round sparkly hat!
Not my personal one!
The halo.Ah.
Higher!
Hiya!
No, higher!
Hiya!
Forget the halo.
Be not afraid. JESUS!
No, he isn't born yet,
although that brings
me neatly onto my next point.
Jesus will be born
and he shall be the King
OF KINGS.
You shall find a babe wrapped in
swaddling shawls in a manger.
To find him, you must
follow this star.
I am a messenger
FROM THE LORD! AH, AH, AH.
GLORY BE TO GOD
IN THE HIGHEST!
And so the shepherds
set off into the night,
following the guiding star.
Just go off. Just go off.
Meanwhile, in Herod's Palace,
in Jerusalem
No, no. No, no, no. Stop. Stop.
Aaaaaaaah!
King Herod had awoken
from a troubled sleep.
Argh!
All hail King Herod!
Hail!
I slept fitfully. My dreams
I slept fitfully. My dreams
were full of dark portents
and grim tidings.
What saw you in these dreams, Sire?
Well, I saw a babe of
great majesty.
Yetwas wrapped
in swaddling shawls.
Oh, most troubling, Sire.
It seems an evil omen
looms high, indeed.
But I saw wise men drawing near.
I know they are close.
When sayest you these wise men come?
IMMINENTLY!
By your word, King,
here come three wise men!
Stand by, curtain.
No, no, no, we're not ready.
We haven't got our trousers!
Cue curtain.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
We've come to ask Herod
for help to find the child.
I amI am Melchior,
Wise Man Number One.
I am Caspar, also
Wise Man Number One.
And I am a shepherd.
You're a wise man.
Chris said I was an idiot.
You're both.
I am an idiot who is also
wiseand a shepherd.
You must approach King Herod.
IT IS JUST LIKE MY DREADED DREAM
SUGGESTS! GOOD WISE MEN!
I CHARGE THEE, FIND THIS CHILD AND
UPON HIS DISCOVERY GIVE ME WORD!
Help, no!
Continue.
Our generous King shall furnish
thee with gifts for the child.
Gold.
Ooh.
Frankincense.
Mm.
And myrrh.
Ahh. Aaagh!
That's also for smelling.
Thank you, generous King.
I shall unto my chambers
and rest awhile.
And on their return
Move! Come on!
On their return,
I'll be his saboteur.
Oh!
Arriving to be counted
in the census, Mary and Joseph
made their way
through the streets
Er, Ma-Mary and Joseph made their
MARY and Joseph made their way
through the streets,
along with their trusty donkey
who had one head and one arse.
They needed a place to stay
in the little town of Bethlehem.
# O little town of Bethlehem
# How still we see thee lie
# Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
# The silent stars go by #
# Aaaaaand in thy
dark streets shineth
# The everlasting light
# Thehopes and fears of all
the years
# Are met in thee to-oo-night
# For Christ is born of Mary
and gathered all
# Above while mortals sleep,
the angels keep
# Their watch of wondering love
# O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy birth
# And praises sing to God the King
# And Peace to men on Earth
# No ear may hear His coming
but in this world of
# Sin where meek souls
will receive him still
# The dear Christ enters in. #
Mary and Joseph went from door to
door, looking for a room.
Hello. I'm a stupid shepherd.
Here's your myrrh.
May God be with you, my friend.
Please, I'm with child,
have you room at your inn?
Yes.
Yes?Yes.
OK.
No, no, no!Yes. No.
There's no room here.
There's room at the third one.
Fear not, my beloved Mary.
I am sure we will find
somewhere to rest.
The good Lord watches over us.
Hello. I am a wise man,
here's your myrrh.
OK, OK!
You're an innkeeper now. Switch on!
Have you any room?
Yes.
Ah! No, there's no room here.
Innkeeper slams door in their faces.
Oh, Mary! We have searched high and
low and there is only one inn left.
Let's hope this innkeeper has room.
Aah! Hello.
Who are you?
That'sJohn the Baptist.
Hello. I'm
I'm
Jesus Christ.
I'm Jesus Christ.
The saviour is born!
# For unto us a child is born! #
No! That's cut.
Right, sorry.Carry on.
Yes. There's no room at the pub.
Inn!OK.
No, out!
There's no room at the out.
Inn!All right.
No! Get out!
Get out! Get out!
No, not that!Not that!
There's no room at the inn!
Oh, yes, yes!
There's no room at the inn.
All we have is an old,
lowly manager.
Manger! There's no manager.
There's no manager? It's Christmas!
I'll be the old, lowly manager.
What do you want?
They want a room.A broom?
No.A room.
Oh, a room! Sea view?
Do you not even have a lowly
stable where we could rest?
I don't know, do we?
No, we don't.No, we don't!
Yes, we do!
Do you work here, too?Get inside!
You two go and have your baby
in the sodding manager!
Manger.
Get on the donkey!
Move, just move.
Next scene!
Mary knew that soon
her child would be born
Ow. Ow. Ow.
as she entered the humble
stable with animals all around.
Oh, Joseph, I do hope these
creatures will not begrudge us
a little room in their stable
for the night.
Yum, yum, yum.
We must rest now, my dearest Mary.
Soon the son of God will be born.
Just then, there came
a knock at the stable door
and three wise men approached.
We come bearing gifts.
I offer you gold -
standard accreditation for
all your business loans.
I offer you frank
'n' sensible advice on all
your financial interests.
And I offer you sustained
low cost myrrh-gage rates.
And look - three shepherds
approach, also.
Oh, it's not shepherds.
It's more wise men.
Mary, Joseph, and the six wise men
awaited the birth of the baby Jesus.
The shepherds had decided
to sit this one out.
Unless they were on the tab
on the other side?
No. No shepherds.
Just nine wise men.
It's like Mensa in here.
All was quiet and still.
# Silent night
# Holy night #
The second one.
# All is calm #
Don't worry.
# All is bright #
Can we turn it off, please?
# Round yon #
# Turn it off! Virgin #
Cut the wires!
# ..And child #
Cut the wires!
# Holy Infant #
Just sing over the top.
# So tender and mild #
Louder!
# SLEEP IN HEAVENLY #
Louder! # PEACE! #
# SLEEP IN
# Heavenly peace
# Silent night
# Holy night #
Fire! Hot fire!
Fire alarm!
We've cut the wires.
Fire blanket. Fire blanket!
# Glories stream from heaven afar
# Heavenly hosts #
Out of the way. Out of the way!
# Hallelujah
# Christ
# ..the Saviour is born #
Heeyah! Heeyah!
What are you doing?!
Fighting fire with fire!
Get off, you idiot!
# Christ the Saviour is born
# Christ the Saviour is born! #
And with that, the
Please!
And with that,
thestory continued.
I hear a choir of angels.
The delivery is upon us.
And the light of the Angel Gabriel
shone down upon them.
Behold the lightof God.
And at that sacred moment
AND AT THAT SACRED MOMENT,
THE HOLY SON OF THE
LORD WAS BROUGH
FORTH INTO LIFE.
Now that was more like it!
Camera seven, camera seven!
Get down! Get down!
And at that sacred moment, the
holy Son of the Lord
was brought forth into life.
He's beautiful.
Hang on. Wait, wait.
Hello.
We shall call him Jesus.
The three wise men approached
and knelt to give their gifts
to the Christ Child.
Gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Thank you, wise men,
for these kind gifts.
We Three Kings
And on that holy night,
everyone in the stable
stood looking proudly
at the beautiful newborn babe.
The end.
No, no!No, no, no!
No!No!No, no, no!No!