Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s02e01 Episode Script
The Hare and the Sprout
1
[Astrid] It all started when
Prismo the Wishmaster,
made a wish.
He made a new version
of Finn The Human.
A girl named Fionna.
But her magical world
turned into a boring one.
So she went
on a quest to fix it.
First, she came
to our world of Ooo.
And after I reunited her
with Cake,
we became best friends.
[Simon] Is that really
what happened, Astrid?
[Astrid] Yes. Yes, it did.
After visiting a
bunch of universes
[Winter King] Help me!
-Hyah!
-Grrr!
[Astrid] Fionna decided
she liked her world
the way it was.
Fionna returned
home and saved it
from being destroyed
by an evil bug.
Then, some magical stuff
happened.
And now, Fionna is
her own person.
Not just a copy of Finn.
[Bubblegum] That reminds me.
Where is Finn?
I haven't seen him in a while.
[Simon] Last I saw,
he was heading
to Huntress Wizard's Place.
Wait, those two are
back on again?
Hmm.
[Marceline] I gotta give
that girl a call.
[Bubblegum] You have
her number?
No.
[Astrid clears throat]
And so Fionna lived
happily ever after.
[electronic music playing]
[on radio] You're listening
to the Original GROF.
My name is DJ Slime.
You know, that song always
reminds me of my many failings.
Seriously, how bad
can I feel about myself?
[Fionna groans]
Well, anyway, I got the hot,
hot, hottest new single
from DJ Flame.
[music starts playing]
[music stops]
[announcer] Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
[Norm] Hey, not feeling
so great, Sammy.
I tell ya my dogs
are barkin' so much,
I'm issuing a noise complaint!
[audience laughing]
My friends, defend the castle!
[Celine grunting on tv]
Blood! Blood everywhere!
Heh heh, cool.
[sniffs]
Cake!
Hey, Babyface.
Wanna come over for breakfast
before we bounce?
Or are you too busy
being an independent single gal
living it up in your
brand new apartment?
[Fionna whooping]
Well, it depends.
Whacha cooking?
I got waffles
I got hot dogs!
Hmm.
[clicks tongue] What do people
normally pick?
Mmm.
[munching]
Mmm. Why pick?
I'll just stick
with the coffee.
[gulps]
[shudders] Ugh!
Okay, Cake.
We got a big day
today!
Wawawait. My pants!
[opening theme music playing]
Hey ♪
Hey ♪
Hey ♪
[theme music ends]
[Fionna straining]
Woaah! Oof!
Beep, beep, beep.
Sure do appreciate
the help, Fionna.
My back is just so
horribly jacked up.
Just doin' my part.
If you had this kind of hustle
before, I woulda kept you on.
Here's those fairy lights
you asked about.
Marshall's gonna love these.
How's that tarp holding up?
Gotta go.
Thanks for the lights.
[clicks tongue]
Fix that hole, girl.
Miss Campbell.
As a token of appreciation
for saving our fair city,
15 percent off your order.
Killer.
And, uh
Apologies for firing you
last year.
It's cool.
I I sucked.
There, there.
I wonder what Gary's
baking up today.
Probably something
elaborate and delish.
Magic Kitty!
-That's me, honey.
-[gasps]
Cccan you turn
into a elephant?
Sure.
[grunts]
How about a horse?
[grunting]
[girl] Do a cowboy riding
a horse riding an elephant!
[laughs heartily]
[crying] So cool!
[girl] I love you!
What's next on the list, Fi?
Mmm.
Super fine, dark cocoa powder.
[gasps] Cocoa.
You know what that means.
Zip it, Fionna.
[laughing]
And on your left,
you'll see more destruction
brought to our fair city
by none other than
this total deadbeat.
Fionna Campbell.
[indistinct chatter]
It's Fionna!
Fun fact,
I fired her messy ass.
I I saved your life,
Queenie.
And what do you want?
A widdle trophy?
The only reward I need is
never working for you.
Cheapskate.
[all] Oooh!
-She called you cheap.
-[growls] Stop the bus!
The simpletons of this city
might love you for now.
But deep down, you know,
you're a true loser.
-[growls]
-Woah, there, Fi.
She's not worth it.
-Jumped up Abadeer wannabe!
-[growls]
Chill, Fionna!
Heh heh heh.
Come on, Cake.
We got a mission.
Wait!
Woo-sah.
Okay, we can go in now.
[bell dinging]
-Hi, M-Cron.
-Hey, man.
Is that a new hoodie?
Candy!
For me?
Thank you.
-Eh, eh.
-Shh.
Go find the cocoa!
So, what's in these? Pumpkin?
These are great!
Even better than mice!
[winces]
I mean, I don't--
I don't eat mice
Anymore.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
No! No, no, no, no, no, please!
Ah!
Half off! Perfect.
Where the heck?
[mumbles imperceptibly]
Aha!
Hey!
Ah, wonderful.
This will ensure that my lava
cakes are truly [clicks]
Thanks for picking it
off the shelf for me, sweetie.
[grunts]
Gary needs this!
Yeah, I like fish sticks!
[thud]
-Fionna?
-[Cutter groans]
I got the cocoa!
[Cutter] Dork!
Pay that beautiful man!
Oh!
[Cutter groans]
-Hey, girl.
-Fionna,
you know, it's hard enough
for me to keep my cool
without you trashing his store.
Here's your stuff.
Hey, I think
this one's for you.
[giggles]
[phone vibrating]
-Simon!
-Hey, Simon.
Hey, girl.
I'm out for a walk.
Thought I'd check in.
See how you're doing.
Oh, we're doing
[shudders] good.
We're doing good.
So how's living with Marcy?
Everything cool?
[Simon] Oh, It's great!
Little crowded.
And she likes to play music
very loudly late at night.
And I always feel a bit awkward
around PB, you know?
I used to kidnap her and stuff.
I think we're cool, but
I can never tell with her.
Marcy has been
a sweetheart, though.
They're both sweethearts,
really. I shouldn't complain.
So all in all,
it's pretty good?
Yeah! And I leave for Wiz Arts
tomorrow, so
Oh, right! Are you excited?
I am.
I enjoy teaching and
being around magic.
Though magic did
ruin my relationship
and drive me insane
for centuries.
But I'm in a better place now.
[Fionna] Yeah,
I'm proud of you.
Yeah.
So how's the Sweet Spot
coming along?
Great! Grand opening tomorrow.
Wish you could be there.
Oh! That's big.
Are you bringing
anyone special?
Nah, I'm not even thinking
about that stuff right now.
Cake!
We're supposed to put those up
all over town!
[smiles sheepishly]
Simon, I gotta go.
-Okay. Have fun.
-You too. [hangs up]
Eh, nothing rhymes with orange.
[mysterious music playing]
[sighs in exasperation]
[groans softly]
[weakly] HuntressWizard
[metal clanking]
[wings flapping]
Rad.
[whooshing]
Oh, yeah. Brekkie Huntress.
[squelching]
[gulps] Thanks, babe.
[roars]
Finn?
What's all this biz?
Have you been training
animals to feed you?
Finn?
-Boy, you so lazy?
-[winces]
-[groans]
-Huh?
[whispers] Hickory nuts.
[Fionna] Peanuts,
macadamia nuts,
and almonds.
-Done.
-Mmm.
[sighs]
Yo, Gare! Delivery!
Fionna! Cake!
Did you get the cocoa powder?
Yep. This is it.
See? Told you I could get
everything in one day.
Procrastination has
no consequences.
[Squirrel] I think I'm in my
Impressionist period.
I don't paint, I have
no desire to paint.
But if I did paint,
I feel like that would
really be my thing.
I until I grew out
of it, you know?
Yo, Ellis.
Hey, girls.
Give me some sugar.
Whoo!
I'd also like
the loan of sugar.
[Fionna] Marshall!
Hey, Marshall!
[hisses]
[Fionna] Think fast.
Sick. Can't wait to
bloody these up.
Babe, ew.
Here, I made
Thank-You pastries.
[laughs exultantly]
Oh! Can I have the cream puff?
[both] Mmm.
How much do I owe you
for the stuff?
Don't worry about it.
I like helping my friends.
You're the best, Fi.
What would we do without you?
Eh, it's nothing.
[strumming guitar]
[phone vibrating]
[Hunter] Fionna.
Aaah!
[sighs] Oh, Hunter.
These roses keep springing up
all over the park.
They remind me of
Rosa rubiginosa.
[sniffs]
Hmm?
I thought you'd like one.
Oh!
For here.
Oh, yeah, right.
Thanks.
You'reyou're bleeding.
Huh.
Does it hurt?
[scoffs] Nope.
Hey, Hunter.
You stickin' around?
We're gonna have
a little celebration.
No, I should head out.
I have an early day tomorrow.
Good night, friends.
Have a great day.
You gonna walk H home?
No. Are you?
Who's ready for drinks?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Friends,
my dreams are finally
coming true.
Even better than
I envisioned them.
And I finally have a backyard.
And it's thanks to all of you.
And especially,
my best friend,
my hero,
Fionna.
Love you.
To the morrow!
[all cheering] To the morrow!
[rasping]
Hyper viper.
Bleh.
[grunts annoyingly]
[coughing]
-[groans]
-Finn, what poisoned you?
A cockatrice? A naga?
A medium sized Manticore?
Cone snail.
I've never met a non-tranchy
cone snail.
[coughs] [weakly] Fought
a
bear.
-Simon.
-Simon?
Ice King Simon?
[groans weakly]
Finn? Finn!
[soldiers battling]
[panting]
[grunting]
C'mon!
[soldiers grunting]
[soldiers groaning]
[groans]
Ugh.
[Young Fionna grunting]
Ha!
Cake!
-Taste my gut!
-[soldiers screaming]
[soldier panting]
[laughing]
[Fionna panting]
-Wohoo!
-[laughs]
[Gary] Help me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me, Fionna!
Help me!
[gasps]
[creaking]
Help me!
Ayudame.
Damn! Little help?
-Aah!
-Aaah!
There!
Fionna?
[sharp gasp]
[both screaming]
-Aaah!
-I'm out baby.
[gong ringing]
[gong ringing again]
[groans softly]
-Wake up!
-Aah!
[snorts] We killed Gary!
-What's that?
-[Queenie snaps fingers]
Huh?
[Fionna] Woah.
Even before the world
got wrecked,
this place used to be
a real dump.
[Ellis grumbles]
But you idiots really made
something of it. Huh?
Ugh, shove off, witch!
What? From my own property?
Buh?
That's right.
This place belongs to me!
-What?
-[both] Ah!
[screaming]
-Aah!
-Aah!
[bells chiming]
[indistinct chatter]
[chalk squeaking]
This is History
of Magic Artifacts
with Simon Petrikov.
and I "arti" give you
the "facts". Heh.
[sarcastically] Woah, Simon.
You're teaching a class
about yourself?
You know,
because you're so old.
Hi, Pep.
Ooh! I almost forgot.
Mommies say hi.
[growls]
Now, you might have heard
I was something of an Ice King.
And while I'm still
a pretty cool guy,
I promise I have
put that drama behind me.
-[ceiling crashes]
-[students screaming]
[all gasp]
[groans] Big Beagle!
Huntress Wizard?
-WWhat are you--?
-Explain.
Oh Finn
I was attacked by a green bear.
[growling]
When Finn swooped in
to save me,
he was thrown violently
into this weird, thorny bush.
Bush! Where?
He called it
The Heart of the Forest.
Keep him alive.
Forget everything you heard
about that place.
-[whooshes]
-Huh?
Wait!
Don't go!
[groans weakly]
[growling]
My house is in there.
My dreams are in there.
They're my dreams now.
It's called back rent.
[growling] You can't do this!
I can did this.
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
[both growling]
[Gary] Everything I've
worked for
It's all gone.
Hey, don't be sad.
I don't know how yet,
but I'm gonna fix this.
[sniffs]
Bear stank.
[gasps]
[end theme music playing]
[Astrid] It all started when
Prismo the Wishmaster,
made a wish.
He made a new version
of Finn The Human.
A girl named Fionna.
But her magical world
turned into a boring one.
So she went
on a quest to fix it.
First, she came
to our world of Ooo.
And after I reunited her
with Cake,
we became best friends.
[Simon] Is that really
what happened, Astrid?
[Astrid] Yes. Yes, it did.
After visiting a
bunch of universes
[Winter King] Help me!
-Hyah!
-Grrr!
[Astrid] Fionna decided
she liked her world
the way it was.
Fionna returned
home and saved it
from being destroyed
by an evil bug.
Then, some magical stuff
happened.
And now, Fionna is
her own person.
Not just a copy of Finn.
[Bubblegum] That reminds me.
Where is Finn?
I haven't seen him in a while.
[Simon] Last I saw,
he was heading
to Huntress Wizard's Place.
Wait, those two are
back on again?
Hmm.
[Marceline] I gotta give
that girl a call.
[Bubblegum] You have
her number?
No.
[Astrid clears throat]
And so Fionna lived
happily ever after.
[electronic music playing]
[on radio] You're listening
to the Original GROF.
My name is DJ Slime.
You know, that song always
reminds me of my many failings.
Seriously, how bad
can I feel about myself?
[Fionna groans]
Well, anyway, I got the hot,
hot, hottest new single
from DJ Flame.
[music starts playing]
[music stops]
[announcer] Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
[Norm] Hey, not feeling
so great, Sammy.
I tell ya my dogs
are barkin' so much,
I'm issuing a noise complaint!
[audience laughing]
My friends, defend the castle!
[Celine grunting on tv]
Blood! Blood everywhere!
Heh heh, cool.
[sniffs]
Cake!
Hey, Babyface.
Wanna come over for breakfast
before we bounce?
Or are you too busy
being an independent single gal
living it up in your
brand new apartment?
[Fionna whooping]
Well, it depends.
Whacha cooking?
I got waffles
I got hot dogs!
Hmm.
[clicks tongue] What do people
normally pick?
Mmm.
[munching]
Mmm. Why pick?
I'll just stick
with the coffee.
[gulps]
[shudders] Ugh!
Okay, Cake.
We got a big day
today!
Wawawait. My pants!
[opening theme music playing]
Hey ♪
Hey ♪
Hey ♪
[theme music ends]
[Fionna straining]
Woaah! Oof!
Beep, beep, beep.
Sure do appreciate
the help, Fionna.
My back is just so
horribly jacked up.
Just doin' my part.
If you had this kind of hustle
before, I woulda kept you on.
Here's those fairy lights
you asked about.
Marshall's gonna love these.
How's that tarp holding up?
Gotta go.
Thanks for the lights.
[clicks tongue]
Fix that hole, girl.
Miss Campbell.
As a token of appreciation
for saving our fair city,
15 percent off your order.
Killer.
And, uh
Apologies for firing you
last year.
It's cool.
I I sucked.
There, there.
I wonder what Gary's
baking up today.
Probably something
elaborate and delish.
Magic Kitty!
-That's me, honey.
-[gasps]
Cccan you turn
into a elephant?
Sure.
[grunts]
How about a horse?
[grunting]
[girl] Do a cowboy riding
a horse riding an elephant!
[laughs heartily]
[crying] So cool!
[girl] I love you!
What's next on the list, Fi?
Mmm.
Super fine, dark cocoa powder.
[gasps] Cocoa.
You know what that means.
Zip it, Fionna.
[laughing]
And on your left,
you'll see more destruction
brought to our fair city
by none other than
this total deadbeat.
Fionna Campbell.
[indistinct chatter]
It's Fionna!
Fun fact,
I fired her messy ass.
I I saved your life,
Queenie.
And what do you want?
A widdle trophy?
The only reward I need is
never working for you.
Cheapskate.
[all] Oooh!
-She called you cheap.
-[growls] Stop the bus!
The simpletons of this city
might love you for now.
But deep down, you know,
you're a true loser.
-[growls]
-Woah, there, Fi.
She's not worth it.
-Jumped up Abadeer wannabe!
-[growls]
Chill, Fionna!
Heh heh heh.
Come on, Cake.
We got a mission.
Wait!
Woo-sah.
Okay, we can go in now.
[bell dinging]
-Hi, M-Cron.
-Hey, man.
Is that a new hoodie?
Candy!
For me?
Thank you.
-Eh, eh.
-Shh.
Go find the cocoa!
So, what's in these? Pumpkin?
These are great!
Even better than mice!
[winces]
I mean, I don't--
I don't eat mice
Anymore.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
Special cocoa.
No! No, no, no, no, no, please!
Ah!
Half off! Perfect.
Where the heck?
[mumbles imperceptibly]
Aha!
Hey!
Ah, wonderful.
This will ensure that my lava
cakes are truly [clicks]
Thanks for picking it
off the shelf for me, sweetie.
[grunts]
Gary needs this!
Yeah, I like fish sticks!
[thud]
-Fionna?
-[Cutter groans]
I got the cocoa!
[Cutter] Dork!
Pay that beautiful man!
Oh!
[Cutter groans]
-Hey, girl.
-Fionna,
you know, it's hard enough
for me to keep my cool
without you trashing his store.
Here's your stuff.
Hey, I think
this one's for you.
[giggles]
[phone vibrating]
-Simon!
-Hey, Simon.
Hey, girl.
I'm out for a walk.
Thought I'd check in.
See how you're doing.
Oh, we're doing
[shudders] good.
We're doing good.
So how's living with Marcy?
Everything cool?
[Simon] Oh, It's great!
Little crowded.
And she likes to play music
very loudly late at night.
And I always feel a bit awkward
around PB, you know?
I used to kidnap her and stuff.
I think we're cool, but
I can never tell with her.
Marcy has been
a sweetheart, though.
They're both sweethearts,
really. I shouldn't complain.
So all in all,
it's pretty good?
Yeah! And I leave for Wiz Arts
tomorrow, so
Oh, right! Are you excited?
I am.
I enjoy teaching and
being around magic.
Though magic did
ruin my relationship
and drive me insane
for centuries.
But I'm in a better place now.
[Fionna] Yeah,
I'm proud of you.
Yeah.
So how's the Sweet Spot
coming along?
Great! Grand opening tomorrow.
Wish you could be there.
Oh! That's big.
Are you bringing
anyone special?
Nah, I'm not even thinking
about that stuff right now.
Cake!
We're supposed to put those up
all over town!
[smiles sheepishly]
Simon, I gotta go.
-Okay. Have fun.
-You too. [hangs up]
Eh, nothing rhymes with orange.
[mysterious music playing]
[sighs in exasperation]
[groans softly]
[weakly] HuntressWizard
[metal clanking]
[wings flapping]
Rad.
[whooshing]
Oh, yeah. Brekkie Huntress.
[squelching]
[gulps] Thanks, babe.
[roars]
Finn?
What's all this biz?
Have you been training
animals to feed you?
Finn?
-Boy, you so lazy?
-[winces]
-[groans]
-Huh?
[whispers] Hickory nuts.
[Fionna] Peanuts,
macadamia nuts,
and almonds.
-Done.
-Mmm.
[sighs]
Yo, Gare! Delivery!
Fionna! Cake!
Did you get the cocoa powder?
Yep. This is it.
See? Told you I could get
everything in one day.
Procrastination has
no consequences.
[Squirrel] I think I'm in my
Impressionist period.
I don't paint, I have
no desire to paint.
But if I did paint,
I feel like that would
really be my thing.
I until I grew out
of it, you know?
Yo, Ellis.
Hey, girls.
Give me some sugar.
Whoo!
I'd also like
the loan of sugar.
[Fionna] Marshall!
Hey, Marshall!
[hisses]
[Fionna] Think fast.
Sick. Can't wait to
bloody these up.
Babe, ew.
Here, I made
Thank-You pastries.
[laughs exultantly]
Oh! Can I have the cream puff?
[both] Mmm.
How much do I owe you
for the stuff?
Don't worry about it.
I like helping my friends.
You're the best, Fi.
What would we do without you?
Eh, it's nothing.
[strumming guitar]
[phone vibrating]
[Hunter] Fionna.
Aaah!
[sighs] Oh, Hunter.
These roses keep springing up
all over the park.
They remind me of
Rosa rubiginosa.
[sniffs]
Hmm?
I thought you'd like one.
Oh!
For here.
Oh, yeah, right.
Thanks.
You'reyou're bleeding.
Huh.
Does it hurt?
[scoffs] Nope.
Hey, Hunter.
You stickin' around?
We're gonna have
a little celebration.
No, I should head out.
I have an early day tomorrow.
Good night, friends.
Have a great day.
You gonna walk H home?
No. Are you?
Who's ready for drinks?
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Friends,
my dreams are finally
coming true.
Even better than
I envisioned them.
And I finally have a backyard.
And it's thanks to all of you.
And especially,
my best friend,
my hero,
Fionna.
Love you.
To the morrow!
[all cheering] To the morrow!
[rasping]
Hyper viper.
Bleh.
[grunts annoyingly]
[coughing]
-[groans]
-Finn, what poisoned you?
A cockatrice? A naga?
A medium sized Manticore?
Cone snail.
I've never met a non-tranchy
cone snail.
[coughs] [weakly] Fought
a
bear.
-Simon.
-Simon?
Ice King Simon?
[groans weakly]
Finn? Finn!
[soldiers battling]
[panting]
[grunting]
C'mon!
[soldiers grunting]
[soldiers groaning]
[groans]
Ugh.
[Young Fionna grunting]
Ha!
Cake!
-Taste my gut!
-[soldiers screaming]
[soldier panting]
[laughing]
[Fionna panting]
-Wohoo!
-[laughs]
[Gary] Help me.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me, Fionna!
Help me!
[gasps]
[creaking]
Help me!
Ayudame.
Damn! Little help?
-Aah!
-Aaah!
There!
Fionna?
[sharp gasp]
[both screaming]
-Aaah!
-I'm out baby.
[gong ringing]
[gong ringing again]
[groans softly]
-Wake up!
-Aah!
[snorts] We killed Gary!
-What's that?
-[Queenie snaps fingers]
Huh?
[Fionna] Woah.
Even before the world
got wrecked,
this place used to be
a real dump.
[Ellis grumbles]
But you idiots really made
something of it. Huh?
Ugh, shove off, witch!
What? From my own property?
Buh?
That's right.
This place belongs to me!
-What?
-[both] Ah!
[screaming]
-Aah!
-Aah!
[bells chiming]
[indistinct chatter]
[chalk squeaking]
This is History
of Magic Artifacts
with Simon Petrikov.
and I "arti" give you
the "facts". Heh.
[sarcastically] Woah, Simon.
You're teaching a class
about yourself?
You know,
because you're so old.
Hi, Pep.
Ooh! I almost forgot.
Mommies say hi.
[growls]
Now, you might have heard
I was something of an Ice King.
And while I'm still
a pretty cool guy,
I promise I have
put that drama behind me.
-[ceiling crashes]
-[students screaming]
[all gasp]
[groans] Big Beagle!
Huntress Wizard?
-WWhat are you--?
-Explain.
Oh Finn
I was attacked by a green bear.
[growling]
When Finn swooped in
to save me,
he was thrown violently
into this weird, thorny bush.
Bush! Where?
He called it
The Heart of the Forest.
Keep him alive.
Forget everything you heard
about that place.
-[whooshes]
-Huh?
Wait!
Don't go!
[groans weakly]
[growling]
My house is in there.
My dreams are in there.
They're my dreams now.
It's called back rent.
[growling] You can't do this!
I can did this.
-[grunts]
-[thuds]
[both growling]
[Gary] Everything I've
worked for
It's all gone.
Hey, don't be sad.
I don't know how yet,
but I'm gonna fix this.
[sniffs]
Bear stank.
[gasps]
[end theme music playing]