Bros (2024) s02e01 Episode Script
Season 2, Episode 1
-[animals howling]
-[ominous music playing]
-[Nisso] Where are we going?
-[man 1] Move it!
[Nisso] Is he afraid we'll talk? We won't.
[thug 1] Sh!
Stop, stop. Don't move.
Seriously, you don't have to do this.
What… what did we even do, man?
We haven't done anything to you.
Shut your mouths! All right, fine.
I'll pop 'em, and we're done.
On your knees.
[music turns tense]
[music builds]
[gunshot]
SIX MONTHS EARLIER
PINIONES KEBAB BAR
-["Built Different" playing]
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
The way I put it all together
It's a masterpiece ♪
Pulled up in that big body
And you know they all feeling me ♪
I got my haters sick
Someone put them out they misery ♪
Micki, how you get on?
I don't know, it's a mystery ♪
The new money looking old
Hold on, is you kidding me? ♪
[poignant music playing]
[sighs]
[music fades]
And I can tell by your glance
That you've been looking for a chance ♪
Me and my girls
Four deep, rolling in luxury… ♪
[glass shatters]
Oh, for fuck's sake!
You moron. Look at what you did.
Dude, where've you been?
Look, the party's already started.
I might bail out.
-You gonna get with that girl?
-Are you nuts? She's a patron, dude.
What? [laughs]
What do you mean, "a patron"?
She's a woman.
You take her home, and it's all good.
Yeah, you take her,
then you get rid of her,
then you've lost a customer.
Don't forget this place is a business.
This is business. Customer relations.
Just listen, all right?
You're single, dude.
I can't "relate."
Yeah, but you can drink enough
for both of us, can't you?
Do I need to say sorry
for loving my job or what?
Think you can watch the register?
You sober?
What's with you?
Come on, the trial's tomorrow.
And I'm pretty sure that judge… hates me,
you know? I think she's a Hapoel fan.
What's your deal? You confessed.
You can't do better than that.
You're clean.
You have no criminal record or anything.
Maybe, worst case, they'll have you do,
I don't know,
community service or something,
maybe pay a small fine, you know?
Despite the defendant's good will,
his confession, remorse,
and voluntary surrender
to face consequences,
there is no tolerance
for such violent behavior.
The defendant must reimburse
insurance costs incurred due to the fire
in the sum of 629,846 shekels.
Furthermore, due to the distress
caused to Yardena Zur,
the defendant shall pay
223,000 shekels compensation.
In addition to the fine,
I hereby sentence you
to one year's suspended imprisonment
for similar offenses.
[theme music playing]
BROS
[intriguing music playing]
Uh, Tomer, you remembered
the champagne for 904?
Great.
SUSPENDED SENTENCE AND HEAVY FINE
FOR NIGHTLIFE FIGURE
-Samir, why are you alone?
-[music fades]
Everything's quiet.
Suzy's just checking the rooms
with the tour guide upstairs.
Is the tour group here?
Yeah, they showed up right on time.
They left something for you in the lounge.
-What?
-No idea. You should go get it.
Good. Take that?
-Thanks.
-Sure thing.
[chuckles softly]
[all] Surprise!
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday
Happy birthday, dear Rotem ♪
Did you think that we'd all forget?
[Rotem] You guys… I can't believe it!
Wait a minute.
Samir, who's at the reception desk?
Just here to wish you a happy birthday,
get a piece of cake, and go.
Fine, fine, sure.
And to take the opportunity
to share a few words.
We love you,
and here's a wish for your birthday.
To our marketing manager,
we're lucky to have you.
You've only been here four months,
but it feels like you've been managing us
for a lifetime.
Almost like it's your father's hotel.
[laughter]
Had to have that in there, huh?
Had to.
Okay, now get out of here
before my father discovers
there's nobody at reception.
[Pini] Shit. Ten years.
Our whole life's work.
And it all fits into this box.
Listen, whatever's left from the sale
and the fine is yours.
Just wanted to make that clear.
I'll transfer the money whenever I can.
[Pini] Don't worry about that.
So, is Alma okay with the fact
that it's coming from your share?
Enough with the "your share" thing.
There is no "yours" or "mine."
We're in this together.
You opened the place and brought me in.
You really think that I'm gonna ditch you
over a stupid mistake?
It'll be okay, bro.
You and me, we'll turn the few coins
we still have into gold.
We'll rise like a phoenix.
Here.
[Nisso sighs]
Wait a minute.
PINIONES KEBAB BAR
I'm keeping this.
[intriguing music playing]
[Pini] Oh, God help me.
[Hilik] Oh, there's more? [chuckles]
Look at all this junk.
Pini, are you a hoarder?
[laughing]
Actually, Hilik,
there's only a few more boxes
in the back for us to unload,
so I'd really like to say
thanks for all your help,
for lending it to us.
It's yours.
What?
The van. I don't need it.
I've got three more pieces of junk
just like it. You need it more than I do.
Do you really wanna leave Alma
without a vehicle, especially now?
Thanks, Hilik.
Otherwise, I'd get stuck doing it.
Driving her around.
[laughing]
[chuckling]
[man] Hey, are you a mover?
Huh?
[man] Maybe you can help me out.
You got some time?
I have this old fridge.
Would you take… a hundred shekels?
I, uh… I'm not a mover.
No?
No, I… No, we're just moving in, man.
Who's "we"?
The committee vet you? You're allowed?
Hilik's my father-in-law. Alma's my wife.
Ah.
I heard about that, sure.
You're from Jerusalem, right? Hmm?
[Pini grunts, chuckles]
-Hilik didn't explain?
-What?
It's just that we sowed grass seed here
not too long ago,
so I'd prefer
if you didn't put your stuff here, okay?
What, are you serious?
Well, it won't grow
if you put stuff on it.
Of course.
[muttering] Yeah, I'll sow your mother,
you nosy fucking prick.
You probably thought I wouldn't remember,
but I was waiting for this day.
I have so much to tell you.
I know that I was not ok…
[sighs]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
MISS YOU!
Excuse me, sir,
you can't park here. Hey, pal?
Hey, Shimon, um, how… how've you been?
Um, I remembered today was the big day,
so I thought I'd surprise her.
I read the papers from Jerusalem.
What?
All that stuff about you, what happened,
between the trial and the fire.
And does she know you're coming?
No, like I said, it's a surprise.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Fine. Uh, could you give this
to her for me?
[inhales]
Now move that heap.
[intriguing music playing]
[elevator dings]
[inaudible speech]
We are the dreamers, the light keepers ♪
We are one ♪
This is our time ♪
This is our time ♪
We are the dreamers
The light keepers… ♪
Why not black and yellow?
This is our time… ♪
[sighs]
It's a boy, not a bee.
Those are still boy colors.
Not my boy.
[chuckles softly]
How's this?
Would it make you feel any better
if there's a yellow and black square
way up there in the corner?
Then will you feel like
this is your house?
Even if you paint the entire kibbutz
yellow and black,
it's still not gonna help.
It's a moshav.
All right.
A "working cooperative community."
-I don't care.
-[chuckles]
Fine, I get it. There's no place
like Jerusalem, but you're brave.
You've finally left the city.
Aren't you proud of yourself? Aren't you?
What's with all the manipulation?
I'm here, aren't I? Huh?
[chuckles softly]
I can picture you waking up in the morning
and… going to the farm for the day.
What do you mean?
My dad's been telling everyone
you're available for work.
I don't need help from Hilik.
Come on, why? This is a moshav.
Let my dad check around.
You'll see, it's a new life.
I'm already looking with Nisso.
I don't need to…
And by the way, didn't we talk about
this whole thing being temporary?
-I mean, why even bother?
-[Hilik] Alma! Pini!
Nitza made grilled cheese sandwiches!
Come on!
See? All-inclusive.
You can't leave it like this.
It needs one more coat.
Why? Come on.
Go eat. Go on. I think I can handle this.
I'll go eat a grilled cheese.
Get me one too.
[quirky jazz music playing]
[music fades]
Listen. Your whole life,
you've always busted your ass, right?
Chasing the shekel.
What I'm saying here is flip it around.
Flip it, then. Let me hear it.
Let the shekel come to you.
Ha!
-[laughs]
-So why are we out here?
'Cause I have a guy
who's pretty good at jobs like this.
It's the same thing as agriculture.
Except instead of soil, you have sea.
In place of corn, mullet! [laughs]
Yeah, but corn can't swim though.
Mullet swim all over the place.
Know what I mean?
How do I know if it's my mullet anyhow?
You're basically purchasing a section.
It's marine agriculture.
And I have my guy come and set traps.
The mullet is inside the traps.
The mullet was raised in the sea,
so for him, it's the same.
So that stupid mullet ends up
in your truck
along with all the other mullet
that were in there.
-Keep going.
-What's with this "keep going," huh?
Don't you get it? You become the CEO.
We're the investors. We buy the section.
After that,
the man takes care of the rest.
You sit back in your office
and make money.
And the office is…?
The office is this.
[laughs] What, you don't like your office?
[Pini] I don't know, bro.
I mean, we're from Jerusalem.
What does all this have to do with us?
You ever met a fisherman from Jerusalem?
Did your dad wake up every morning
to cast nets?
The only thing that I ever fished
was a carp in the Rose Park pond,
and Shmueli ended up
drowning in there, right, man?
Oh, come on, I really think
you should try a new thing.
Just expand your horizons.
Try something a little new.
'Cause life's short.
You never know when it could be done.
Man, it's better than the kibbutz,
you know?
It's a moshav, you said.
You know Alma's father Hilik's been
working on getting me a job farming there?
If he knows I'm unemployed,
I won't have a very good argument.
You haven't heard me at all, dude.
I'm listening, I'm listening, an argument.
Ah, that's right, damn it.
I was sure she'd message.
What? No, she didn't send you a response?
Nothing? No "thank you" or anything, man?
Nope.
That sucks.
Um, okay, we should get to shore.
We've drifted, right?
I just wanted you to feel the area,
you know?
I have.
Mm, okay.
[Nisso grunts]
[cranks engine]
-[engine turns over]
-[grunts]
Oh shit!
What was that?
Uh, the motor, I think.
-Uh…
-[intriguing music playing]
Shit.
-Fuck.
-Nothing.
No signal on yours?
I only have one bar.
Every time I try to call, it hangs up.
Knock it off with the arak, moron.
What are you doing?
We'll begin dehydrating out here.
Maybe you should have some too.
It's not water. It's arak.
It makes you more dehydrated.
[exhales]
I can't believe this.
This is some fucking office, isn't it?
I don't even see a fucking seal.
-[distant boat engine]
-Hey! There.
Hey!
[Pini] Hey!
Stop!
Stop, you motherfucker!
We need jumper cables!
[Nisso] Help!
I hope your boat sinks!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Forget it. He's gone.
[Nisso] Fuck.
Just going around in circles
with this thing. Shit.
Ah, fuck.
[cell phone beeping]
Hey, you got a signal!
Emergency call, dude!
Huh? What is it?
It's your phone. Answer it!
[groans]
[music fades]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
We really need to get moving, bro.
What is it?
Alma's having a baby.
So use your phone.
You've got a signal now.
[pressing keys]
-[busy signal]
-No! Come on!
She's gonna kill me. Damn you to hell!
She's gonna kill me!
["That's Life" playing]
You're not a fucking mullet, moron.
You plan on swimming to Sheba?
[inaudible]
-That's life ♪
-That's life ♪
That's what all the people say ♪
You're riding high in April ♪
Shot down in May ♪
But I know I'm gonna change that tune ♪
When I'm back on top ♪
Back on top in June ♪
-I said that's life ♪
-That's life ♪
And as funny as it may seem ♪
Some people get their kicks ♪
Stomping on a dream ♪
But I don't ever let it get me down ♪
'Cause this fine old world
Keeps spinning-- ♪
[music distorts, stops]
Alma!
Hey, beautiful.
Go away before I kill you.
Unbelievable.
What's the big deal?
-I'm here. He isn't out yet, is he?
-[Alma groans]
Are you doing everything they taught you
in the Lamaze class?
-Pushing, exhaling--
-Shut up.
-[Alma exhaling steadily]
-Hey, my love.
Ugh! You smell like arak!
Oh my God, you are just beyond belief.
No, it's okay, Nitza. It's just that
she's really sensitive to odors right now.
I just have to get myself
something to eat.
Maybe a little pita, mixed grill.
Uh, can you get us food, please?
Want it with some hot sauce?
Yeah.
Pini, what the fuck?
[Pini] Yeah, what the hell
are you doing here? Get out!
Wait. Nisso.
Just be sure they don't put
any hummus in it, okay?
It ruins the dish for me.
And if there's cabbage in it,
not the red kind with the mayonnaise.
The white one, you know, in vinegar?
[Nisso] Yeah, okay.
Do you want me to get you
that "linoleum" rubbing thing?
[Alma breathing steadily]
All right, Nitza. Nitza, you can go now.
Really, it's completely under control now.
Go get yourself some soup
or maybe a Valium
from the vending machine, okay?
I'll be right outside if you need me.
[Pini] Good. That's good.
Exhale. Pressure.
-Pressure.
-Stop!
-[screams]
-["That's Life" resumes]
-Push. Keep pushing.
-Good, baby. That's good.
Here, here, here he comes.
Here, here, here, here, here!
-Here, here.
-[screams]
[Nisso] Here.
Here. Here, here!
Here, Pini! Here.
Awesome! Perfect! That's great.
[midwife] Sweetie,
one more deep breath and that's it.
Take it slow, babe.
[inaudible speech]
I'm gonna roll myself up ♪
In a big ball ♪
-And die ♪
-[inaudible speech]
-My, my ♪
-[inaudible speech]
-[baby crying]
-[body thuds]
-[song fades]
-[breathing heavily]
[baby crying]
[intriguing music playing]
Here he is. Congratulations, Dad.
-[baby fussing]
-[kisses]
FIVE MONTHS LATER
MAD FOR MULLE
[horn honking]
[switches engine off]
Hey!
Look who came by, Aaron.
Say hello to Uncle Nisso.
-Hey!
-"Hello!"
-Hey, Nisso. Give him to me.
-Hey.
You can't hold him now.
I've just changed his clothes.
-So what?
-Don't hold him in your work clothes.
Ugh! Oh my God.
Now he stinks like sea bass.
Matani, your stinky dad
made you all smelly, didn't he?
[Pini] Hey, why are you talking like that?
Your daddy doesn't really stink.
He's putting bread on the table, huh?
Right, my sweetie?
Anyway, it's not sea bass, it's mullet,
and it's not Matan, it's Aaron.
-[Alma] Mm.
-Huh?
Bye, Mommy.
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
[Nisso] What's up?
[grunts] Let's go.
-How are ya?
-Great. All good.
-[exhales sharply]
-What?
Tell me, why's this in the front seat?
We're out of room in the back?
Why up here?
My ass is all wet. Gimme a break.
You've got some nerve.
I've been loading up this car
since four in the morning.
I was under the impression
we'd already have workers.
That the money would "work for us."
Come on, we're starting over again.
You need to grow a business
up from the ground.
That phone guy, you think
Bill Gates began his career as a boss?
Well, he didn't pack up fish
in the morning.
That's right. It was apples for him.
And, man, those apples are bringing money.
Empires are grown from the ground up.
How do you even know the guy?
The finance section. Where do you think
the fish idea came from?
I'm open-minded. But don't worry.
Any day now,
we'll be making stacks of money.
You can hire whoever you want
and sit back and relax.
And what if you don't make stacks of cash?
Who are you gonna hire? My balls?
[laughing]
And speaking of my balls, it's been, like,
months since Alma touched them.
Doesn't come anywhere near.
What did you think? She just had a kid.
It has nothing to do with that.
She says I always stink.
You heard her complain, right?
I stink like fish.
Take a whiff, bro. [sniffs]
-I showered this morning. Smell me.
-[sniffs] Mm.
Get me?
[phone ringing]
Eitan Tuvia.
No, no, don't answer it. Don't answer it.
Usually bad news with accountants.
They'll never call to say,
"No tax this month!"
"You've got a million shekels."
What's going on, Eitan?
Paying no tax this month?
[intriguing music playing]
It's the first time
Eitan actually has good news.
[chuckles]
Gas getting discovered in the ocean
is amazing, man.
[laughs]
I don't know. It's a shame.
I felt like our luck was
finally about to change.
And what's the procedure here anyway?
Did you get what Eitan said?
What does it mean for us?
I mean, what's the deal?
Since they detected signs of gas
within the state's territorial waters,
I guess maybe they're thinking,
"Why should we lose any money
for a few mullet?"
They take control
of all the fishing areas, maybe,
and find somebody
to grant a rig license to. Hmm!
That's smart. So, why get us into mullet
when we might have invested in gas?
Ah. Gas is speculative, dude.
Go to hell.
At least we got all the money.
Now we need to invest wisely.
[music fades]
Listen, Alma can't know
this didn't work out.
Why is that? She should be happy.
It means a little more time with you.
And maybe then she'll touch your balls.
No, no, no, no. If Alma finds out,
then her father's going to.
And if he knows, then he'll drag me
back to work in the moshav.
What can I say?
That's married life.
Come on, let's drain these beers.
We'll be late for the game.
You trying to smoke the fish for us?
[Nisso exhales]
Hey, look at him. He looks stoned to me.
[Pini] Hmm.
-[Nisso] He's all fucked up.
-Yeah.
[soulful music playing]
So?
What do you think of this?
Which do you like better,
this one or the first one we looked at?
I'm not… No.
You do look really great in both dresses.
Uh… this… the strapless has more, uh…
Boobs?
Aura.
Is that good?
It's great. You look fantastic.
Then say that!
Strapless, schmapless… Come on!
Yes.
Hey, where did you go? What's wrong?
What do you want? I'm with you.
What? Is it your job at the hotel?
Your pop's making you crazy?
Or maybe it's Captain Douchebag again?
It's just, um…
I'm just… excited to be seeing you
in a wedding dress. I'm good.
[unconvinced] Mm-hmm.
You thought he'd wish you
a happy birthday, huh?
I know you.
[Rotem sighs]
No.
I knew he wouldn't.
If you miss him so much,
just get back together.
You know what happened.
I know, but the thing is, you've got
this miserable look on your face.
Enough! It was a long time ago.
You need to start…
The guy here's pretty cute.
[quietly] He's gay.
[quietly] Oh, gay?
[quietly] What kind of guy
works in a bridal store?
[quietly] You're right. Point taken.
Gossiping, huh?
That's mean. What convinced you I was gay?
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm truly…
Uh… You're not?
I am. I just love a guilt trip.
[both laughing]
[chuckles]
Tell me, do you also carry
some suits for men here?
Ah, but really fine suits, right?
The Jerusalemite kind, not…
Not what? Tel Avivians?
I'm from Afula, my dear.
Ah, a boy from the valley. Fancy.
We're picking a suit for Nachum?
Of course.
It has to go with my colors exactly.
Everything goes with white.
[Yaffit] Mm-hmm.
I need some carbs fast.
I want an apple.
Seriously, don't just eat an apple.
Get something real.
Let's go get food. Or is being late
for the game stressing you?
No, I'm not going.
Seriously? It's Beitar's pre-quarterfinals
at Teddy, and you're not going?
You can put a whole pizza pie
right in front of my face,
and I won't even touch it.
But at the stadium, with my nerves up,
I can down
four pounds of sunflower seeds like that.
Mm. That mean Nachum isn't going?
No. He's super dedicated.
He's been doing fantastic with it.
He said he would lose 22 pounds
for the wedding, so…
Wow.
[commentator] And it's a capacity crowd
here tonight at Teddy Stadium,
and home team Beitar Jerusalem
is struggling here in the second half.
We've got to score a big one, Nachum.
Can't let them steal any more goals,
or we will wind up completely fucked.
Oh no, not extra time.
I haven't eaten anything since breakfast.
[sniffing]
I'm craving fish.
That's 'cause you're smelling them.
Smell's triggering your subconscious.
Hey, didn't you have time
for a shower on the way here?
Anyway, what's your company about?
I don't understand completely what you do.
Are you seeing any profit from that?
Uh, each little fish you eat,
we get a 300% profit.
All that profit
and you still can't afford soap?
Well, soap also makes 300%, you know.
Economics, pal. Economics.
Check out the big brain on David.
He reads the finance section.
Really, David,
you read the finance section?
Of course. Know about Bitcoin yet?
-I invested all of my savings in that.
-What's that?
Is it that virtual cash scam?
So, you believe in that shit?
It's a pyramid thing.
Then I'm on the very top of the pyramid.
I'm the pharaoh.
Go, go, go, give it!
No! Go! Give it to him! Come on!
No! What is that?
-[Nisso] How? How did he miss that?
-[Pini] Come on!
-Do it already!
-[Nachum] They're playing in second gear!
-[Pini] What the fuck?!
-Hey, we haven't scored yet.
Hey, it's not over yet.
Give it to Yitzhaki!
-[crowd roars]
-[upbeat music playing]
[Nachum] Yes! Yes!
[chanting] Beitar!
-Yes! Yes!
-[chanting] Beitar!
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
-[unsettling music playing]
-I love you so much, Beitar ♪
[vehicle horns honking]
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
What?
Nothing.
Get lost.
[music builds]
[suspenseful music playing]
[man] Well? What did you find?
Not much today.
Listen, man,
I don't know what to tell you.
Six months already.
It's like finding a needle in a haystack.
Did you check by the exit
where the real fans hang out?
What do you think? I knew I was coming
to a game nobody cares about.
Only diehards would be here.
These are the same dipshits
that were in Poland.
Nothing.
I don't know.
Maybe the picture quality's too low.
I don't know.
All right, fine. Let it go. You tried.
Motherfuckers.
I probably won't be back.
Whatever's meant to happen will.
Sorry, bro. I tried.
[music fades]
Take it easy, Nachum. Chew your food.
What am I gonna tell Yaffit?
Mm, it's not your responsibility.
This stays between us.
Nobody say anything.
But what? What's going on?
I promised that I'd make an effort,
so I ordered a pita instead of laffa.
Yeah, that pita's your second one though.
All right, so I got here a little early.
I needed to fill some time.
I'd better go before she gets any ideas.
Come on, make sure you wear the pants.
I see you ordered
some chicken hearts and livers.
Oh, she's stressed.
She's getting up early.
We're running the circuit
in Tabor tomorrow.
[David] Put the pita down.
I don't need you
whining about the mixed grill
when the run's only half over.
You're running too, David?
I have to stay in shape.
I'm the best man after all.
With that belly?
It's all muscle, isn't it?
-Okay, bon appétit, guys. Good night.
-[Nisso] Yeah, good night.
-[Pini] Mmm.
-[siren wailing]
Look at the long lines this time of night.
You know what's missing?
-Hot sauce? You need hot sauce?
-Uh-uh.
Oh, forget the pita. Listen a second.
People are lining up
in the middle of the night for a pita.
But there's nothing here to wash it down.
Think if there was some beer.
How about opening a bar in the market?
Yeah, we had a bar already.
You just busted your butt
morning and night for a tiny 13% gain.
Same place, same faces,
same damn neighbors, same people.
Ten years of our lives we did that.
Forget it. Let it go, all right?
If there's a simple truth I've learned
in our fishing adventure,
it's that we've gotta focus
on things we're good at.
How do you know what things you're good at
if you never try them? Huh?
Look at you.
You're like a farm animal.
You make me sick. Clean your face.
-Ah.
-[Pini] Mm-hmm.
What's in your pocket?
A smoke bomb.
-A smoke bomb?
-[Nisso giggles]
Why're you acting like a fool?
[menacing music playing]
[Nisso] Remember when we left the stadium,
and you went to take a piss?
I saw this thing on the ground.
Well, I guess one of the fans saw a cop
and got rid of it.
-I figured I'd take it for the next game.
-Why the hell did you pick it up?
It's a weapon!
What were you thinking picking it up?
It could have blown up in your face!
[man] What did you just say?
What do you have there?
-Run.
-Huh?
[Nisso] Run!
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[coughing]
Motherfuckers!
This way, this way, come on!
Get down!
Let's go!
Come on, stupid!
[music fades]
[uneasy music playing]
[Pini and Nisso laughing]
[Nisso] Hey, where are you going?
[Pini] I figured we'd go through
the forest to keep them from following us.
Oh man, what a bummer.
Oh no, my pita's gone cold.
You seriously held that the whole time
we were being chased?
Waste not, want not.
It's a 42-shekel mixed grill.
[laughing]
It takes some serious skill to run
all that way and not spill your pita.
You could have your own show.
The Pita And The Moron.
[Nisso laughing]
Somehow I'm the moron,
while you're the one
who keeps getting us in trouble.
-When did I get us in trouble?
-[gunshot]
-Shit. What was that?
-What the hell?
What the fuck is wrong with them?
Why would the cops shoot at you? Hit it!
[tires screech]
Pini! Pini, he's on this side, Pini!
Bakshi says hello.
[music fades]
[suspenseful music playing]
[music fades]
-[ominous music playing]
-[Nisso] Where are we going?
-[man 1] Move it!
[Nisso] Is he afraid we'll talk? We won't.
[thug 1] Sh!
Stop, stop. Don't move.
Seriously, you don't have to do this.
What… what did we even do, man?
We haven't done anything to you.
Shut your mouths! All right, fine.
I'll pop 'em, and we're done.
On your knees.
[music turns tense]
[music builds]
[gunshot]
SIX MONTHS EARLIER
PINIONES KEBAB BAR
-["Built Different" playing]
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
The way I put it all together
It's a masterpiece ♪
Pulled up in that big body
And you know they all feeling me ♪
I got my haters sick
Someone put them out they misery ♪
Micki, how you get on?
I don't know, it's a mystery ♪
The new money looking old
Hold on, is you kidding me? ♪
[poignant music playing]
[sighs]
[music fades]
And I can tell by your glance
That you've been looking for a chance ♪
Me and my girls
Four deep, rolling in luxury… ♪
[glass shatters]
Oh, for fuck's sake!
You moron. Look at what you did.
Dude, where've you been?
Look, the party's already started.
I might bail out.
-You gonna get with that girl?
-Are you nuts? She's a patron, dude.
What? [laughs]
What do you mean, "a patron"?
She's a woman.
You take her home, and it's all good.
Yeah, you take her,
then you get rid of her,
then you've lost a customer.
Don't forget this place is a business.
This is business. Customer relations.
Just listen, all right?
You're single, dude.
I can't "relate."
Yeah, but you can drink enough
for both of us, can't you?
Do I need to say sorry
for loving my job or what?
Think you can watch the register?
You sober?
What's with you?
Come on, the trial's tomorrow.
And I'm pretty sure that judge… hates me,
you know? I think she's a Hapoel fan.
What's your deal? You confessed.
You can't do better than that.
You're clean.
You have no criminal record or anything.
Maybe, worst case, they'll have you do,
I don't know,
community service or something,
maybe pay a small fine, you know?
Despite the defendant's good will,
his confession, remorse,
and voluntary surrender
to face consequences,
there is no tolerance
for such violent behavior.
The defendant must reimburse
insurance costs incurred due to the fire
in the sum of 629,846 shekels.
Furthermore, due to the distress
caused to Yardena Zur,
the defendant shall pay
223,000 shekels compensation.
In addition to the fine,
I hereby sentence you
to one year's suspended imprisonment
for similar offenses.
[theme music playing]
BROS
[intriguing music playing]
Uh, Tomer, you remembered
the champagne for 904?
Great.
SUSPENDED SENTENCE AND HEAVY FINE
FOR NIGHTLIFE FIGURE
-Samir, why are you alone?
-[music fades]
Everything's quiet.
Suzy's just checking the rooms
with the tour guide upstairs.
Is the tour group here?
Yeah, they showed up right on time.
They left something for you in the lounge.
-What?
-No idea. You should go get it.
Good. Take that?
-Thanks.
-Sure thing.
[chuckles softly]
[all] Surprise!
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday
Happy birthday, dear Rotem ♪
Did you think that we'd all forget?
[Rotem] You guys… I can't believe it!
Wait a minute.
Samir, who's at the reception desk?
Just here to wish you a happy birthday,
get a piece of cake, and go.
Fine, fine, sure.
And to take the opportunity
to share a few words.
We love you,
and here's a wish for your birthday.
To our marketing manager,
we're lucky to have you.
You've only been here four months,
but it feels like you've been managing us
for a lifetime.
Almost like it's your father's hotel.
[laughter]
Had to have that in there, huh?
Had to.
Okay, now get out of here
before my father discovers
there's nobody at reception.
[Pini] Shit. Ten years.
Our whole life's work.
And it all fits into this box.
Listen, whatever's left from the sale
and the fine is yours.
Just wanted to make that clear.
I'll transfer the money whenever I can.
[Pini] Don't worry about that.
So, is Alma okay with the fact
that it's coming from your share?
Enough with the "your share" thing.
There is no "yours" or "mine."
We're in this together.
You opened the place and brought me in.
You really think that I'm gonna ditch you
over a stupid mistake?
It'll be okay, bro.
You and me, we'll turn the few coins
we still have into gold.
We'll rise like a phoenix.
Here.
[Nisso sighs]
Wait a minute.
PINIONES KEBAB BAR
I'm keeping this.
[intriguing music playing]
[Pini] Oh, God help me.
[Hilik] Oh, there's more? [chuckles]
Look at all this junk.
Pini, are you a hoarder?
[laughing]
Actually, Hilik,
there's only a few more boxes
in the back for us to unload,
so I'd really like to say
thanks for all your help,
for lending it to us.
It's yours.
What?
The van. I don't need it.
I've got three more pieces of junk
just like it. You need it more than I do.
Do you really wanna leave Alma
without a vehicle, especially now?
Thanks, Hilik.
Otherwise, I'd get stuck doing it.
Driving her around.
[laughing]
[chuckling]
[man] Hey, are you a mover?
Huh?
[man] Maybe you can help me out.
You got some time?
I have this old fridge.
Would you take… a hundred shekels?
I, uh… I'm not a mover.
No?
No, I… No, we're just moving in, man.
Who's "we"?
The committee vet you? You're allowed?
Hilik's my father-in-law. Alma's my wife.
Ah.
I heard about that, sure.
You're from Jerusalem, right? Hmm?
[Pini grunts, chuckles]
-Hilik didn't explain?
-What?
It's just that we sowed grass seed here
not too long ago,
so I'd prefer
if you didn't put your stuff here, okay?
What, are you serious?
Well, it won't grow
if you put stuff on it.
Of course.
[muttering] Yeah, I'll sow your mother,
you nosy fucking prick.
You probably thought I wouldn't remember,
but I was waiting for this day.
I have so much to tell you.
I know that I was not ok…
[sighs]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
MISS YOU!
Excuse me, sir,
you can't park here. Hey, pal?
Hey, Shimon, um, how… how've you been?
Um, I remembered today was the big day,
so I thought I'd surprise her.
I read the papers from Jerusalem.
What?
All that stuff about you, what happened,
between the trial and the fire.
And does she know you're coming?
No, like I said, it's a surprise.
I don't think it's a good idea.
Fine. Uh, could you give this
to her for me?
[inhales]
Now move that heap.
[intriguing music playing]
[elevator dings]
[inaudible speech]
We are the dreamers, the light keepers ♪
We are one ♪
This is our time ♪
This is our time ♪
We are the dreamers
The light keepers… ♪
Why not black and yellow?
This is our time… ♪
[sighs]
It's a boy, not a bee.
Those are still boy colors.
Not my boy.
[chuckles softly]
How's this?
Would it make you feel any better
if there's a yellow and black square
way up there in the corner?
Then will you feel like
this is your house?
Even if you paint the entire kibbutz
yellow and black,
it's still not gonna help.
It's a moshav.
All right.
A "working cooperative community."
-I don't care.
-[chuckles]
Fine, I get it. There's no place
like Jerusalem, but you're brave.
You've finally left the city.
Aren't you proud of yourself? Aren't you?
What's with all the manipulation?
I'm here, aren't I? Huh?
[chuckles softly]
I can picture you waking up in the morning
and… going to the farm for the day.
What do you mean?
My dad's been telling everyone
you're available for work.
I don't need help from Hilik.
Come on, why? This is a moshav.
Let my dad check around.
You'll see, it's a new life.
I'm already looking with Nisso.
I don't need to…
And by the way, didn't we talk about
this whole thing being temporary?
-I mean, why even bother?
-[Hilik] Alma! Pini!
Nitza made grilled cheese sandwiches!
Come on!
See? All-inclusive.
You can't leave it like this.
It needs one more coat.
Why? Come on.
Go eat. Go on. I think I can handle this.
I'll go eat a grilled cheese.
Get me one too.
[quirky jazz music playing]
[music fades]
Listen. Your whole life,
you've always busted your ass, right?
Chasing the shekel.
What I'm saying here is flip it around.
Flip it, then. Let me hear it.
Let the shekel come to you.
Ha!
-[laughs]
-So why are we out here?
'Cause I have a guy
who's pretty good at jobs like this.
It's the same thing as agriculture.
Except instead of soil, you have sea.
In place of corn, mullet! [laughs]
Yeah, but corn can't swim though.
Mullet swim all over the place.
Know what I mean?
How do I know if it's my mullet anyhow?
You're basically purchasing a section.
It's marine agriculture.
And I have my guy come and set traps.
The mullet is inside the traps.
The mullet was raised in the sea,
so for him, it's the same.
So that stupid mullet ends up
in your truck
along with all the other mullet
that were in there.
-Keep going.
-What's with this "keep going," huh?
Don't you get it? You become the CEO.
We're the investors. We buy the section.
After that,
the man takes care of the rest.
You sit back in your office
and make money.
And the office is…?
The office is this.
[laughs] What, you don't like your office?
[Pini] I don't know, bro.
I mean, we're from Jerusalem.
What does all this have to do with us?
You ever met a fisherman from Jerusalem?
Did your dad wake up every morning
to cast nets?
The only thing that I ever fished
was a carp in the Rose Park pond,
and Shmueli ended up
drowning in there, right, man?
Oh, come on, I really think
you should try a new thing.
Just expand your horizons.
Try something a little new.
'Cause life's short.
You never know when it could be done.
Man, it's better than the kibbutz,
you know?
It's a moshav, you said.
You know Alma's father Hilik's been
working on getting me a job farming there?
If he knows I'm unemployed,
I won't have a very good argument.
You haven't heard me at all, dude.
I'm listening, I'm listening, an argument.
Ah, that's right, damn it.
I was sure she'd message.
What? No, she didn't send you a response?
Nothing? No "thank you" or anything, man?
Nope.
That sucks.
Um, okay, we should get to shore.
We've drifted, right?
I just wanted you to feel the area,
you know?
I have.
Mm, okay.
[Nisso grunts]
[cranks engine]
-[engine turns over]
-[grunts]
Oh shit!
What was that?
Uh, the motor, I think.
-Uh…
-[intriguing music playing]
Shit.
-Fuck.
-Nothing.
No signal on yours?
I only have one bar.
Every time I try to call, it hangs up.
Knock it off with the arak, moron.
What are you doing?
We'll begin dehydrating out here.
Maybe you should have some too.
It's not water. It's arak.
It makes you more dehydrated.
[exhales]
I can't believe this.
This is some fucking office, isn't it?
I don't even see a fucking seal.
-[distant boat engine]
-Hey! There.
Hey!
[Pini] Hey!
Stop!
Stop, you motherfucker!
We need jumper cables!
[Nisso] Help!
I hope your boat sinks!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Forget it. He's gone.
[Nisso] Fuck.
Just going around in circles
with this thing. Shit.
Ah, fuck.
[cell phone beeping]
Hey, you got a signal!
Emergency call, dude!
Huh? What is it?
It's your phone. Answer it!
[groans]
[music fades]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
We really need to get moving, bro.
What is it?
Alma's having a baby.
So use your phone.
You've got a signal now.
[pressing keys]
-[busy signal]
-No! Come on!
She's gonna kill me. Damn you to hell!
She's gonna kill me!
["That's Life" playing]
You're not a fucking mullet, moron.
You plan on swimming to Sheba?
[inaudible]
-That's life ♪
-That's life ♪
That's what all the people say ♪
You're riding high in April ♪
Shot down in May ♪
But I know I'm gonna change that tune ♪
When I'm back on top ♪
Back on top in June ♪
-I said that's life ♪
-That's life ♪
And as funny as it may seem ♪
Some people get their kicks ♪
Stomping on a dream ♪
But I don't ever let it get me down ♪
'Cause this fine old world
Keeps spinning-- ♪
[music distorts, stops]
Alma!
Hey, beautiful.
Go away before I kill you.
Unbelievable.
What's the big deal?
-I'm here. He isn't out yet, is he?
-[Alma groans]
Are you doing everything they taught you
in the Lamaze class?
-Pushing, exhaling--
-Shut up.
-[Alma exhaling steadily]
-Hey, my love.
Ugh! You smell like arak!
Oh my God, you are just beyond belief.
No, it's okay, Nitza. It's just that
she's really sensitive to odors right now.
I just have to get myself
something to eat.
Maybe a little pita, mixed grill.
Uh, can you get us food, please?
Want it with some hot sauce?
Yeah.
Pini, what the fuck?
[Pini] Yeah, what the hell
are you doing here? Get out!
Wait. Nisso.
Just be sure they don't put
any hummus in it, okay?
It ruins the dish for me.
And if there's cabbage in it,
not the red kind with the mayonnaise.
The white one, you know, in vinegar?
[Nisso] Yeah, okay.
Do you want me to get you
that "linoleum" rubbing thing?
[Alma breathing steadily]
All right, Nitza. Nitza, you can go now.
Really, it's completely under control now.
Go get yourself some soup
or maybe a Valium
from the vending machine, okay?
I'll be right outside if you need me.
[Pini] Good. That's good.
Exhale. Pressure.
-Pressure.
-Stop!
-[screams]
-["That's Life" resumes]
-Push. Keep pushing.
-Good, baby. That's good.
Here, here, here he comes.
Here, here, here, here, here!
-Here, here.
-[screams]
[Nisso] Here.
Here. Here, here!
Here, Pini! Here.
Awesome! Perfect! That's great.
[midwife] Sweetie,
one more deep breath and that's it.
Take it slow, babe.
[inaudible speech]
I'm gonna roll myself up ♪
In a big ball ♪
-And die ♪
-[inaudible speech]
-My, my ♪
-[inaudible speech]
-[baby crying]
-[body thuds]
-[song fades]
-[breathing heavily]
[baby crying]
[intriguing music playing]
Here he is. Congratulations, Dad.
-[baby fussing]
-[kisses]
FIVE MONTHS LATER
MAD FOR MULLE
[horn honking]
[switches engine off]
Hey!
Look who came by, Aaron.
Say hello to Uncle Nisso.
-Hey!
-"Hello!"
-Hey, Nisso. Give him to me.
-Hey.
You can't hold him now.
I've just changed his clothes.
-So what?
-Don't hold him in your work clothes.
Ugh! Oh my God.
Now he stinks like sea bass.
Matani, your stinky dad
made you all smelly, didn't he?
[Pini] Hey, why are you talking like that?
Your daddy doesn't really stink.
He's putting bread on the table, huh?
Right, my sweetie?
Anyway, it's not sea bass, it's mullet,
and it's not Matan, it's Aaron.
-[Alma] Mm.
-Huh?
Bye, Mommy.
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
[Nisso] What's up?
[grunts] Let's go.
-How are ya?
-Great. All good.
-[exhales sharply]
-What?
Tell me, why's this in the front seat?
We're out of room in the back?
Why up here?
My ass is all wet. Gimme a break.
You've got some nerve.
I've been loading up this car
since four in the morning.
I was under the impression
we'd already have workers.
That the money would "work for us."
Come on, we're starting over again.
You need to grow a business
up from the ground.
That phone guy, you think
Bill Gates began his career as a boss?
Well, he didn't pack up fish
in the morning.
That's right. It was apples for him.
And, man, those apples are bringing money.
Empires are grown from the ground up.
How do you even know the guy?
The finance section. Where do you think
the fish idea came from?
I'm open-minded. But don't worry.
Any day now,
we'll be making stacks of money.
You can hire whoever you want
and sit back and relax.
And what if you don't make stacks of cash?
Who are you gonna hire? My balls?
[laughing]
And speaking of my balls, it's been, like,
months since Alma touched them.
Doesn't come anywhere near.
What did you think? She just had a kid.
It has nothing to do with that.
She says I always stink.
You heard her complain, right?
I stink like fish.
Take a whiff, bro. [sniffs]
-I showered this morning. Smell me.
-[sniffs] Mm.
Get me?
[phone ringing]
Eitan Tuvia.
No, no, don't answer it. Don't answer it.
Usually bad news with accountants.
They'll never call to say,
"No tax this month!"
"You've got a million shekels."
What's going on, Eitan?
Paying no tax this month?
[intriguing music playing]
It's the first time
Eitan actually has good news.
[chuckles]
Gas getting discovered in the ocean
is amazing, man.
[laughs]
I don't know. It's a shame.
I felt like our luck was
finally about to change.
And what's the procedure here anyway?
Did you get what Eitan said?
What does it mean for us?
I mean, what's the deal?
Since they detected signs of gas
within the state's territorial waters,
I guess maybe they're thinking,
"Why should we lose any money
for a few mullet?"
They take control
of all the fishing areas, maybe,
and find somebody
to grant a rig license to. Hmm!
That's smart. So, why get us into mullet
when we might have invested in gas?
Ah. Gas is speculative, dude.
Go to hell.
At least we got all the money.
Now we need to invest wisely.
[music fades]
Listen, Alma can't know
this didn't work out.
Why is that? She should be happy.
It means a little more time with you.
And maybe then she'll touch your balls.
No, no, no, no. If Alma finds out,
then her father's going to.
And if he knows, then he'll drag me
back to work in the moshav.
What can I say?
That's married life.
Come on, let's drain these beers.
We'll be late for the game.
You trying to smoke the fish for us?
[Nisso exhales]
Hey, look at him. He looks stoned to me.
[Pini] Hmm.
-[Nisso] He's all fucked up.
-Yeah.
[soulful music playing]
So?
What do you think of this?
Which do you like better,
this one or the first one we looked at?
I'm not… No.
You do look really great in both dresses.
Uh… this… the strapless has more, uh…
Boobs?
Aura.
Is that good?
It's great. You look fantastic.
Then say that!
Strapless, schmapless… Come on!
Yes.
Hey, where did you go? What's wrong?
What do you want? I'm with you.
What? Is it your job at the hotel?
Your pop's making you crazy?
Or maybe it's Captain Douchebag again?
It's just, um…
I'm just… excited to be seeing you
in a wedding dress. I'm good.
[unconvinced] Mm-hmm.
You thought he'd wish you
a happy birthday, huh?
I know you.
[Rotem sighs]
No.
I knew he wouldn't.
If you miss him so much,
just get back together.
You know what happened.
I know, but the thing is, you've got
this miserable look on your face.
Enough! It was a long time ago.
You need to start…
The guy here's pretty cute.
[quietly] He's gay.
[quietly] Oh, gay?
[quietly] What kind of guy
works in a bridal store?
[quietly] You're right. Point taken.
Gossiping, huh?
That's mean. What convinced you I was gay?
Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm truly…
Uh… You're not?
I am. I just love a guilt trip.
[both laughing]
[chuckles]
Tell me, do you also carry
some suits for men here?
Ah, but really fine suits, right?
The Jerusalemite kind, not…
Not what? Tel Avivians?
I'm from Afula, my dear.
Ah, a boy from the valley. Fancy.
We're picking a suit for Nachum?
Of course.
It has to go with my colors exactly.
Everything goes with white.
[Yaffit] Mm-hmm.
I need some carbs fast.
I want an apple.
Seriously, don't just eat an apple.
Get something real.
Let's go get food. Or is being late
for the game stressing you?
No, I'm not going.
Seriously? It's Beitar's pre-quarterfinals
at Teddy, and you're not going?
You can put a whole pizza pie
right in front of my face,
and I won't even touch it.
But at the stadium, with my nerves up,
I can down
four pounds of sunflower seeds like that.
Mm. That mean Nachum isn't going?
No. He's super dedicated.
He's been doing fantastic with it.
He said he would lose 22 pounds
for the wedding, so…
Wow.
[commentator] And it's a capacity crowd
here tonight at Teddy Stadium,
and home team Beitar Jerusalem
is struggling here in the second half.
We've got to score a big one, Nachum.
Can't let them steal any more goals,
or we will wind up completely fucked.
Oh no, not extra time.
I haven't eaten anything since breakfast.
[sniffing]
I'm craving fish.
That's 'cause you're smelling them.
Smell's triggering your subconscious.
Hey, didn't you have time
for a shower on the way here?
Anyway, what's your company about?
I don't understand completely what you do.
Are you seeing any profit from that?
Uh, each little fish you eat,
we get a 300% profit.
All that profit
and you still can't afford soap?
Well, soap also makes 300%, you know.
Economics, pal. Economics.
Check out the big brain on David.
He reads the finance section.
Really, David,
you read the finance section?
Of course. Know about Bitcoin yet?
-I invested all of my savings in that.
-What's that?
Is it that virtual cash scam?
So, you believe in that shit?
It's a pyramid thing.
Then I'm on the very top of the pyramid.
I'm the pharaoh.
Go, go, go, give it!
No! Go! Give it to him! Come on!
No! What is that?
-[Nisso] How? How did he miss that?
-[Pini] Come on!
-Do it already!
-[Nachum] They're playing in second gear!
-[Pini] What the fuck?!
-Hey, we haven't scored yet.
Hey, it's not over yet.
Give it to Yitzhaki!
-[crowd roars]
-[upbeat music playing]
[Nachum] Yes! Yes!
[chanting] Beitar!
-Yes! Yes!
-[chanting] Beitar!
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
I love you so much, Beitar ♪
-[unsettling music playing]
-I love you so much, Beitar ♪
[vehicle horns honking]
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
What?
Nothing.
Get lost.
[music builds]
[suspenseful music playing]
[man] Well? What did you find?
Not much today.
Listen, man,
I don't know what to tell you.
Six months already.
It's like finding a needle in a haystack.
Did you check by the exit
where the real fans hang out?
What do you think? I knew I was coming
to a game nobody cares about.
Only diehards would be here.
These are the same dipshits
that were in Poland.
Nothing.
I don't know.
Maybe the picture quality's too low.
I don't know.
All right, fine. Let it go. You tried.
Motherfuckers.
I probably won't be back.
Whatever's meant to happen will.
Sorry, bro. I tried.
[music fades]
Take it easy, Nachum. Chew your food.
What am I gonna tell Yaffit?
Mm, it's not your responsibility.
This stays between us.
Nobody say anything.
But what? What's going on?
I promised that I'd make an effort,
so I ordered a pita instead of laffa.
Yeah, that pita's your second one though.
All right, so I got here a little early.
I needed to fill some time.
I'd better go before she gets any ideas.
Come on, make sure you wear the pants.
I see you ordered
some chicken hearts and livers.
Oh, she's stressed.
She's getting up early.
We're running the circuit
in Tabor tomorrow.
[David] Put the pita down.
I don't need you
whining about the mixed grill
when the run's only half over.
You're running too, David?
I have to stay in shape.
I'm the best man after all.
With that belly?
It's all muscle, isn't it?
-Okay, bon appétit, guys. Good night.
-[Nisso] Yeah, good night.
-[Pini] Mmm.
-[siren wailing]
Look at the long lines this time of night.
You know what's missing?
-Hot sauce? You need hot sauce?
-Uh-uh.
Oh, forget the pita. Listen a second.
People are lining up
in the middle of the night for a pita.
But there's nothing here to wash it down.
Think if there was some beer.
How about opening a bar in the market?
Yeah, we had a bar already.
You just busted your butt
morning and night for a tiny 13% gain.
Same place, same faces,
same damn neighbors, same people.
Ten years of our lives we did that.
Forget it. Let it go, all right?
If there's a simple truth I've learned
in our fishing adventure,
it's that we've gotta focus
on things we're good at.
How do you know what things you're good at
if you never try them? Huh?
Look at you.
You're like a farm animal.
You make me sick. Clean your face.
-Ah.
-[Pini] Mm-hmm.
What's in your pocket?
A smoke bomb.
-A smoke bomb?
-[Nisso giggles]
Why're you acting like a fool?
[menacing music playing]
[Nisso] Remember when we left the stadium,
and you went to take a piss?
I saw this thing on the ground.
Well, I guess one of the fans saw a cop
and got rid of it.
-I figured I'd take it for the next game.
-Why the hell did you pick it up?
It's a weapon!
What were you thinking picking it up?
It could have blown up in your face!
[man] What did you just say?
What do you have there?
-Run.
-Huh?
[Nisso] Run!
-[suspenseful music playing]
-[coughing]
Motherfuckers!
This way, this way, come on!
Get down!
Let's go!
Come on, stupid!
[music fades]
[uneasy music playing]
[Pini and Nisso laughing]
[Nisso] Hey, where are you going?
[Pini] I figured we'd go through
the forest to keep them from following us.
Oh man, what a bummer.
Oh no, my pita's gone cold.
You seriously held that the whole time
we were being chased?
Waste not, want not.
It's a 42-shekel mixed grill.
[laughing]
It takes some serious skill to run
all that way and not spill your pita.
You could have your own show.
The Pita And The Moron.
[Nisso laughing]
Somehow I'm the moron,
while you're the one
who keeps getting us in trouble.
-When did I get us in trouble?
-[gunshot]
-Shit. What was that?
-What the hell?
What the fuck is wrong with them?
Why would the cops shoot at you? Hit it!
[tires screech]
Pini! Pini, he's on this side, Pini!
Bakshi says hello.
[music fades]
[suspenseful music playing]
[music fades]