Everyone Is Doing Great (2018) s02e01 Episode Script
For Worse Or For Better
1
[percussive jazz playing]
Come on. Come on, man.
Got you, bitch.
Oh.
[sighs, exhales]
Fuck, man.
[train whistle blows distantly]
[sighs]
-Hi.
-Hi.
[train whistle blows]
[birds tweeting]
[upbeat music plays]
[music fades]
[man] Love is eternal!
[music resumes]
Shit.
[music intensifies]
[director] Lock it up!
We're gonna go again.
Thirteenth time is the charm.
All right, now,
your adrenaline is pumping.
You are scared.
You're running from an explosion.
I want you to have fear and anxiety,
but maybe this time, a hint of happiness.
I don't know, let's try it.
And let's go on "action."
Action!
[both scream]
[director] Jesus Christ. Cut!
Well, that sucked.
[coughs] Let's go again.
Great job, guys. Great job.
-You guys are phenomenal.
-[producer] Back to one, reset.
Great work, great work.
I can feel the chemistry between you two.
-[Michael] Okay.
-Really good. I have no notes for you.
-None.
-[Michael] Okay.
Um, how are you feelin'?
I'm feeling-- I'm feeling good.
Feeling good? I want you to feel great.
-Okay?
-Okay. I was-- I was--
I was feeling great about 12 takes ago.
I know, I know. So the scene, it's not--
It's not here, all right?
And it's not here.
Sometimes it's like here.
-[Andrea] I don't-- I don't know.
-Feel that, okay?
Let's go again. All right.
[producer] Everybody back to one!
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Do you wanna maybe get them?
Because, what is this frame?
I'll do it myself.
I'll fucking Soderbergh this shit.
I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
Is that how he talks?
-I know, I know.
-We’re mic’d up. We’re mic’d up.
-I know. I know.
-Okay?
[director] All right, and ready?
So-- And you know what else?
You know what I'm feelin'?
You have chemistry.
I wanna see it now.
Hold hands.
-Hold hands?
-[director] Yeah, hold hands.
-When?
-Right now. Yeah, hold hands.
-You want us to hold hands?
-[director] Yes, try it. Why not?
-I have a gun in my right hand.
-It's not gonna match takes.
Let's try it. You know what? Who cares.
Let's try it. Actors play. We play.
And with the other hand,
try the Tom Cruise run.
-You know?
-I don't know what that means.
You know a Tom Cruise run. Come on.
[director] Here we go.
This is what I'm talkin' about.
Last take. Last take. This is the one.
And ready?
Action!
[both yell]
[director] Goddamn it!
[man] It's gonna be a long day. Cut.
-[producer] Got it.
-[director] No, we don't.
All right.
-[Andrea] That felt shit for me.
-I know, right?
A bit too much chatter
at the top, sorry.
I know, I agree. I agree.
It's like, we shouldn't be
talking about it, right?
We should just be feelin' it.
You know I had-- I had a movie
that went to Sundance, right?
-Sundance, we heard.
-Yeah, we heard.
It actually wasn't a movie. It was a film,
and we shot it on film.
We had two takes to get it right.
This is digital.
We could go all day, right?
Fincher does a hundred takes.
We're not even halfway
to halfway there.
We're gonna need to ask
for a little grace
Yeah.
just to get through the scene.
[Andrea laughs]
I-- I don't have any grace left, Heather.
I'm so sorry.
-Okay.
-No grace, no.
I think-- I think, my-- personally,
I think you've-- you've got
what you need.
-Mm
-Um, well, that's what I think.
And when you're ready to shoot
the other 45 scenes in this episode,
I'm gonna be ready, and I can't wait.
-Right now, I'm going to lunch. Okay?
-All right.
[Andrea] Thank you so much.
All out of grace today, people.
What's up with her?
She usually loves this shit.
Uh, I'm not too sure.
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna check on her.
-[Heather] That's lunch, everyone!
-[director] Ooh.
How are you doing, bud?
-Yeah, don't touch me.
-Okay, yeah.
I think we might-- might have it, no?
We got it! Let's go to lunch!
[upbeat jazz playing]
[snorting, huffing]
[Sarah] Seth?
Yeah, babe?
-Hi.
-Hey.
You ready for this?
-What?
-Okay, ready?
Oh. Ooh.
[gasps] Da-da-da-da!
It's all yours.
-So you can put your stuff in.
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah!
-Well, that was nice.
You didn't have to do that.
I can-- I can just use my suitcase.
That's okay. That thing looks
kind of silly
just layin' there, and I bumped
into it a couple times, but--
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Most importantly,
I want you to feel
comfortable here, you know?
So feel free to put
all your stuff in that space
and make yourself at home.
-That's really nice of you.
-Yeah.
-Come here.
-[chuckles]
Oh!
Thank you.
That was really sweet of you.
You're welcome.
Besides, it's gonna
be really nice
having a little boy toy around
for the next two weeks.
-Happy to be of service.
-[laughs]
Whatever you need,
just let me know.
Okay.
It's still only two weeks, right?
Maybe like a month. Yeah.
That apartment that I was lookin' at
fell through,
so, uh, I'm back on the search train.
But rest assured, I am on top of it.
A couple other options
that are coming down the pipeline.
Well, what happened
with that apartment?
I thought you really liked it?
The landlord wouldn't budge
on parking.
I'm not gonna pay a hundred bucks
a month for parking.
-That's just ridiculous.
-Oh.
Hmm, okay.
Anyway,
you excited for your big day?
[Seth] I am
chompin' at the bit over here.
I feel like I can't be
any more prepared
than I am in this moment.
-Awesome.
-Mm-hmm.
But I need to kinda hold that energy,
because they pushed my call time
a little bit.
So in the meantime, we stay loose,
and we go in there,
we knock this out,
and then that little guest star
turns into a reoccurring.
And this whole apartment search
becomes a hell of a lot easier.
I'm really proud of you.
[Seth] Thank you.
I promise I'll stay out of your hair.
How about you start
with stayin' out of my closet.
[laughs]
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah. This? Uh
I like this little fish guy you got there.
It just, like, it fit perfectly.
It was my dad's.
Really?
[soft music plays]
[Jeremy] Hi, Clarissa.
Uh, Jeremy Davis here from Eternal.
Yeah, I'm just stopping by
because, uh, Tyler wants you to know,
uh, that he loves you
and he's really sorry for--
for cheating on you.
It was an honest mistake,
and he swears it was only
that one time,
and, uh, he got tested today,
and everything
came back negative,
so you have--
You really have nothing
to worry about.
Look, it sounds like
Tyler feels really bad,
so maybe just give him a call or, um--
You know, maybe--
maybe talk to like a friend.
Listen, whatever you do,
uh, you just remember
that love is eternal.
[phone chimes]
[Raul] How much longer
are you gonna be doing this shit?
Oh, uh, 15 minutes, maybe?
Just have a few more.
New York 15? Caribbean 15?
Um, what's the difference?
You know there's two people
that live in this room, right?
Yeah, um, it's just this room
has really good light.
[Raul] Oh, the-- the lighting.
This is the last thing I wanna do, man.
Come walking into your TikTac,
and the Vine, or whatever,
and I just had to clean up
after a bus full of tourists
who played the poop/fart gamble game
and they all lost.
And then they threw me in the kitchen,
and I'm wrapping up
some cheesy burritos.
Did you really do those things
in that order?
[exhales]
[exhales, clears throat]
Sorry, man.
Yo, yo.
Matcha comin' atcha.
[laughs]
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
Well, thank you very much.
Hey, you okay?
Hmm?
I said, are you okay?
Yeah. Um, are-- are you okay?
I'm good, just don't let that director
bother you, okay?
He's--
He's a hack.
Rumor has it he's-- he's the nephew
of one of the executive producers.
So there's a little nepotism in the house.
You know what I mean? So
He's probably one of those guys
who rides a scooter to work.
You know what I mean?
On the little scooters?
People drive through traffic
and you're like,
"Hey, guess what?
You're not a car!"
-[laughs]
-"You're gonna die!"
"Excuse me. Beep, beep."
Like with a backward hat.
-[laughs]
-Like, fuck that guy.
Yeah. So
You okay for real?
Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
-Just one of those days, you know.
Well, I'm here
if you wanna talk, all right?
-Thank you for this.
-Yeah, you're welcome.
-Thank you. All right.
-All right.
Oh, by the way,
did you see what I did here?
Oui, oui, I'm a French detective.
[both laugh]
-Pretty good?
-That's not how you spell
"oui, oui."
You did-- You did it like--
like, "wee wee."
Merci beaucoup.
-Bonjour.
-Bonjour.
-Bye.
-See you, babe.
[Andrea] Ciao.
[suspenseful music plays]
[Jeremy] So, Tony,
the house manager, he's in there.
I don't think he's--
he's here right now,
but, uh, this is the living room.
Uh, this is Phillip and Raul.
-Guys, this is Seth.
-What's up, guys?
How's it goin'?
Seth?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Seth.
Oh, he-- he says your name
when he sleeps.
Really? You still do that?
That's weird. Anyways, uh--
You guys watching a little thriller here?
[Seth] I just finished Euphoria
last night with my girlfriend.
It was a big finale.
Season 2 finale is a good one.
I highly recommend it.
If you're not there yet, get caught up.
You seen it?
Start with a favorite.
-Oh, yes.
-Can never have enough beets.
-This for you. A little watermelon.
-It's so hard to find healthy--
A couple juices as well.
This is so nice. Thank you, man.
-Super, super thoughtful.
-Yeah.
I appreciate you comin' to visit,
I really do.
Of course, dude. How are you doin'?
You look good, like you got--
got the color comin' back in your face.
Yeah, man, I feel healthy.
It actually reminds me of what you said.
Remember when we went to Wilmington.
You were talking about,
like, finding your routine,
and that how it sort of leads
to you finding your Zen?
-Yes.
-That has really resonated
with me here,
I think I finally found that.
That's nice, man,
but you don't-- you don't need
to necessarily just do that here, right?
I-I think you can kind of
preserve that routine
really anywhere,
and do it independently, right?
-Mm.
-You've already done like, what,
over two months in here?
Court just said do one month.
How long are you planning to stay here?
-Is that kombucha?
-Yeah.
-Is there alcohol in this?
-Oh, that's not true.
A lot of people say that.
It's not like a real thing.
No, yeah, there's alcohol in this.
You-- You can't have this in here.
-But is it gonna get you drunk?
-You should put it away.
If the house manager sees that, then
You don't want Tony to see that.
-Okay. Tony?
-Yeah.
-Just put it in the bag.
-Okay.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
I love all this other stuff, though.
-This is--
-[TV blaring]
I am eternal ♪
This monster I've become ♪
I did it all for love ♪
I gave it all
For my dark angel ♪
The pain has made me numb ♪
But I am rising up ♪
I see the way
you look at her.
[ominous music plays]
Six hundred years old,
and you still don't have a poker face.
So you're not really sure
how long you're gonna stay here?
-No. Yeah, not sure.
-Hmm.
It's incredibly cheap to live here,
and I'm just saving
so much money.
What about makin' money?
Cameo.
Oh, the video service app?
-Yeah, check it out.
-Hmm.
See that?
What are you making, like, monthly?
Well, I mean, the first month
it was over 10 grand.
-[whistles] Ten grand?
-Exactly.
Not too shabby.
That was the first month.
Yeah, yeah. I mean--
And then the second month,
a little bit less.
Third month, little bit less.
Kind of like after the first pop,
it's been gradually
Yeah, gradual.
Very gradual downward kinda--
-Less each month.
-Yeah.
But I'm expecting another pop
during the holidays, you know?
-So, I don't know, man.
-Okay.
I think it's-- I think it's good.
Feels pretty sustainable.
-Yeah.
-Long term, huh?
Hey, how are things going
with Sarah, man?
Oh, man. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
W-We've been living together
of late, actually.
-Just temporarily.
-No way, man.
Yeah, until I find a new apartment.
So I'm-- I'm staying with her
for the time being.
But, hey, I get-- now I get dinners
cooked for me.
My laundry's starting
to smell really nice.
I mean, I-- I do the laundry,
but it's got her smell in it now.
Like, I'll get out
of doing all the laundry,
and I'll just-- just throw it all on me
on the bed and just--
-Yeah.
-[inhales, exhales]
It's got that scent.
You're like, "Oh, yeah. That's Sarah."
-That's domestic bliss, man.
-Yeah, it is.
You hang on to that.
-Yeah, I appreciate it.
-As long as you can.
-Okay?
-I'll try, man.
Yes, um, so for bridesmaids
it's definitely gonna be five.
But then for groomsmen,
I just need to double-check
because we might have added one,
so I will need to get, um,
a confirmation from Oliver.
Well, he's actually in Paris
at the moment,
so I'm actually trying to get him
to do a trip down to see the venue.
But I will get him to give you
Hola.
an answer as soon as possible.
All right, okay, thanks. Bye, Lisa.
-Hi!
-Hi!
Welcome to my house!
Oh, my goodness,
thank you so much!
Do you like it?
No, I hate it. It's horrible.
-The light!
-I know.
You look like you're 12 years old
in this light.
-Hey, thanks.
-Really suits you.
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God!
So Oliver's actually had this place
for, like, months.
-Right.
-But just kept working.
Didn't have time to move in.
So now that's my job to move in.
Yeah, right. No, I-- I must say,
I thought you would have been
a little further along in the process.
Well, I think that he actually
really wants to move in together,
which is really cute.
-Oh, that's cute.
-So he's just, like, pumping the brakes.
So I'll just work through
most of it,
and then, like, he's got some stuff
he just wants to
Ooh, what's with these boxes?
What's in these?
-Red.
-Well, so these are the ones
that I'm not allowed to touch.
You're not allowed
to touch them?
-Is it for you? Is it a gift?
-Well, no. I don't think so.
He's just very particular
about his stuff.
-I'm gonna open it.
-Leave those for him.
-Definitely don't do that. No, no, no.
-Yeah!
[gasps]
-You cannot!
-Oh wait, I won't, Izzy.
-Whoa!
-[laughs]
-It's very pretty. I love it.
-Thank you.
I love it. So
Tour me!
-Yes, would you like the tour?
-Yes!
-Okay.
-Tour me right now.
First and foremost, this bedroom.
[Andrea] Ooh, I feel like
I'm at the museum
of contemporary something-or-other.
[upbeat jazz playing]
What the fuck was so important
I couldn't take my skates off, huh?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Seth?
Hi. Jake. I'm a PA on set.
-Oh, hey. How's it going?
-Hi. No, I'm okay.
-Um, was that a picture?
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was just sending a photo
to my girlfriend.
Uh, we actually don't let
pictures be taken on set.
-Oh, sorry about that.
-No, no problem.
Yeah, I'll-- Yeah.
Um, we're actually running
a bit behind.
-Okay.
-Yeah.
So you don't actually
have to get dressed yet.
No worries. I'm ready to go.
I like to stay ready, so
Cool, yeah, sure, whatever--
Whatever makes it easier for you.
Okay. All right.
-Sure you don't want to change?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, it'll be several hours.
Get paid to wait.
Work for free.
[chuckles]
Thanks, Jake.
[Seth] Couldn't even take
my skates off, huh?
Shove it up your ass, Barnes.
I took a fuckin' pay cut
to be here, man!
I could have gone to Calgary
for twice the money.
[coughs, clears throat]
Shove it up your ass, Barnes.
Fuck.
Fuck.
How the fuck do you open this?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is not happening.
Calm down. Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
Jake! Jake!
Yeah, Seth, it's pretty bad.
You're right. Soap.
It's a blot, not a rub.
[Jake] A rub. You should have told me that
before I rubbed it all over
the fucking jersey, Seth.
Blot, blot, blot!
No, no, no! Ah!
[whirring]
[turns dryer off]
[exhales]
[sighs]
You play any sports, Jake?
I have to go to set. [clears throat]
Thanks for your, uh--
your help.
Yeah, uh, and you know what?
Just gonna take these.
-Yeah.
-Could you leave a couple chips?
[Jake] No, I cannot.
Sorry for the wait, John.
Hey, uh, Jeremy?
Let me borrow you for a second.
Yeah. Sure.
What's goin' on, Tony?
[Tony sighs]
Well, Jeremy,
there's been some complaints
about you in the house.
Oh.
Did you bring alcohol
in here earlier?
Alcohol? No.
Oh, the-- the kombucha?
Is that even really alcohol?
I mean, can you get drunk off that?
It's not about the kombucha.
Um, the housemates
have complained
about you being, quote, "terrible"
at the household chores.
And, to be honest,
I've seen you push a broom.
Never seen anyone not know
how to push a broom.
It's mind-blowing.
Listen, I can watch YouTube videos
on all this stuff.
You know, I'm just kind of
learning, so
Okay, the-- the thing of it is, Jeremy,
you're becoming more--
more of a distraction
um, to the housemates than anything.
I mean, you got the house
watching Euphoria.
They're bingeing fucking Euphoria.
This is a sober livin' house.
Um, i-in my defense, that was my--
It's-- It's not about--
It-- It doesn't end there, okay, Jeremy?
I mean, the guys around here,
we gotta find jobs.
I mean, that-that's kind of
the whole thing, right?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Or they're takin' shitty jobs.
Because you gotta start somewhere.
Mm-hmm, totally.
And here you are, walkin' around the house
in your pajamas,
raking it in on your phone.
-Right.
-You see how that kind of--
-Totally.
-Yeah?
[Jeremy] That makes sense now
when you say it.
I mean, I got a house
full of recoverin' addicts here.
My number one priority
has got to be a good livin' environment.
All right? Good morale.
Mm-hmm.
And, um, because of that
I'm gonna have to ask you
to find someplace else to go.
Okay? I can give you 24 hours.
But after that, I'm gonna have to
give your bed to someone else.
Okay? I-I like you, Jeremy. I do.
I-I hate to do this, but--
No, that's cool.
I understand. Um
I-I don't really have a place
lined up right now.
Is there another place
that you could, like, recommend for me?
Another house or something?
Um, there's got to be someplace
that's gonna be more tolerant
of your, um, celebrity lifestyle.
-Yeah.
-D-Dr. Drew's got that show.
He helps celebrities
get back on the wagon, yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Or somethin' like that.
Yeah.
I-I definitely don't wanna be
a distraction here.
You've-- You've set up
a really amazing environment.
I've learned a lot.
So I really appreciate that.
Yes, I've still got a lot to learn,
so I'll go learn it.
And, uh, I don't know,
just thank you.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Okay.
[clears throat]
Um, hey, Jeremy.
[door closes]
You got a sponsor yet?
Uh, no.
I mean, I'm-- I'm looking for one, but
[sighs]
How about I'll be your sponsor.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Thank you, Tony.
-Thank you.
-Oh-- Oh.
All right.
How long's Oliver played the guitar for?
-Mm, no, he actually doesn't.
-Oh.
Whose guitars are they, then?
They're his.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-So good to see you.
-You too.
So, what's this movie he's doing?
Mm, so it's about
a 19th century existentialist
who is exploring the virtues
of polygamy.
-Oh.
-But the writer is interesting.
He's all into, like, that,
like, archaic, medieval,
like, social framework, stuff
that's like, gonna save--
[snickers]
Well, I'm not doing it justice, okay?
-These are just
-Sorry, sorry, sounds cool.
No, it actually--
I think it is quite interesting.
But that's just, like, little tidbits
that I get from Oliver
when he chimes in.
And I kind of wish he'd chime in
a little bit more, to be honest.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
What's, uh-- What's going on
with the wedding planning?
Well, this is the issue,
because, it's like, logistical things
that I need answered,
and I can't get answers on them.
Why can't you get answers?
He's-- He's working.
-He's busy.
-Right.
But what did I need help from you?
Oh, fuck, the wedding dresses.
This is my short list.
Okay, here we go. Number one.
Dude, are you kidding me?
In what world would-- No!
Yuck, sorry. Yuck.
Okay, well, this is my favorite, I think.
Mate, you'd look like a curtain in that.
-Ugh.
-Are you okay?
Do you not want to--
We don't have-- We don't have to do this.
-Like, we can
-No, I'm fine.
not do wedding stuff,
if that's triggering you.
Why would that be triggering me? What?
-What is wrong?
-Nothing!
Are you mad at me?
-No!
-Have a been a bad friend?
-No!
-What's going on?
Something's obviously going on.
[sighs]
Dad had an accident
and I'm trying
not to think about it, but--
No! What happened?
He was cleaning out
the gutters on the roof,
and he fell off a ladder and hit his head.
No.
And me mum found him
and took him to the hospital,
and they're doing all kinds
of tests and stuff,
and they won't know the, like, severity
of the damage to his head
until the swelling goes down.
No, so wait, is he-- is he conscious?
Yeah, he's conscious. He's okay--
I mean, h-he's gonna be okay.
I know he's gonna be okay.
-Yeah, of course!
-I haven't spoken to him
in a few days, but--
-Of course.
-I've been telling myself
that, you know,
if it gets any worse
that of course
I'm gonna go home straightaway.
But I'm just-- I-I can't help feeling
like I should be there right now.
-What am I doing here? He's my dad!
-No. Jerry would be furious at you.
-Do you reckon?
-He's your biggest fan.
He would be absolutely ropeable
if you left work halfway through.
But he's more important to me than this.
-I know that, but he's very proud of you.
-Yeah.
I can't believe
you didn't tell me earlier.
-I'm sorry, man.
-I'm actually mad at you, mate.
I'm sort of being a horrible witch.
No, you're not.
I really do hate those dresses, though.
[Jake] He's coming. He's coming.
I got him, I got him.
-[door opens]
-Seth, let's go. Seth, let's go!
Are you serious?
Why are your skates not on?
Flying in Seth.
[indistinct chattering]
[director] Forty-five minutes
to get this, people!
Clear set!
[man 1] It doesn't take that much.
Just do your damn job!
[producer] School musical?
We're watching Oklahoma! here?
-My name's Seth.
-[man 1] Oh, for Christ's sake!
I'm gonna call my fucking union rep
if this goes overtime again.
[woman] on a tripod?
What is this, Officer Day?
[man 2] No, you wanna put him
on fucking roller skates?
-You tell me what you need.
-No! They're already wearing ice skates!
[man 1] Clear the frame, guys!
[woman] Where the fuck is this Drew guy?
Oh. Drew?
-[Seth] Yes.
-Okay.
-Yeah, come.
-[man 1] Lock it up!
-Take it once!
-Come on. Hurry up, buddy.
Let's go.
Jesus fuck.
-Right, so, wait, stop.
-Okay.
First part up, throw your gloves.
Then you're over here.
You're here with coach.
You guys are gazing
into each other's eyes.
You're having a real moment.
Can you give me that?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-You know what I'm talkin' about?
-Yeah, I gotcha.
-Perfect.
Alright, what does my hat say, Drew?
-"Be the sunshine."
-Exactly.
-I need you to be the sunshine.
-Okay, got it.
-You got this?
-Yeah.
Forty-five minutes.
Don't fuck it up. Okay.
-My name's Seth.
-Yeah, I know.
Do you have sides?
Uh, no. No.
Oh, well.
[director] Quiet! Rolling!
Don't you fucking dare, Carlos!
Action!
Cut! Drew!
-[Seth] Yes?
-You have some lines there.
-Yeah, I'm ready.
-[laughs]
-Back to ones.
-[director] Quiet. Rolling!
Actione!
[Seth] What the fuck was so important
I couldn't even
take my skates off, huh?
Do you have any idea
how humiliating that is,
to be pulled from the ice
in front of everyone
in the middle of practice?
I took a fucking pay cut
to be here, man.
I could have been in Calgary.
This is how you're gonna treat me, huh?
Maybe you should ♪
Think about it ♪
A little bit ♪
Carrots on your shoulder ♪
Bears in your chest ♪
What do you think
About it, man? ♪
Drew?
Cut! Do you know your line, Drew?
-Was there a rewrite?
-It doesn't matter, Drew.
I just need you to say the words
out of your mouth.
-"Shove it up your ass, Barnes"?
-Exactly.
Okay. Got it.
-Actual lines. Jesus fucking Christ.
-[clears throat]
[director] Rolling again!
[Seth] One sec, I need my gloves here.
[director] Action!
Ugh! No! Back to ones.
-Do not cut.
-Sorry about that.
[director] Still rolling.
Action.
What the fuck was so important
I couldn't even take my skates off, huh?
Do you have any idea
how humiliating that is,
to be pulled from the ice
in front of everyone
in the middle of practice?!
I took a fucking pay cut
to be here, man.
I could have gotten twice
as much money to be in Calgary.
And this is how
you're gonna treat me, huh?
You told me you were
all about the money.
-[phone ringing]
-Guess I should have listened--
Jesus fucking Christ!
[shrieks]
Whose fucking phone was that?
[phone continues ringing]
It's the new guy's.
[Seth] Ugh! Damn. Really?
[ringing continues]
-[laughs]
-I can silence it.
[producer] Why don't you answer it, Drew?
[director] Back to ones!
[clears throat]
Raul?
Where's the cotton candy?
What do you mean, dude?
Where did you put
the fucking cotton candy, man?
Um
Everyone's gonna die, chief.
You just hope it's not alone.
Yeah, no.
[electronic music playing]
[Sarah] Hey.
-Welcome home.
-[Seth] Look at this.
It's just somethin' I whipped up.
You've been busy.
Oh, come on.
I'm so sorry.
-What? No.
-I mean, I'm late.
No, don't-- Stop. Tell me about your day.
That's more important. How'd it go?
It didn't really go as-- as planned.
Yeah.
What-- What do you mean?
I won't go into it too much,
but, like, it all kinda boils down
to just me getting rattled, yeah.
I forgot my lines, for fuck's sake.
Well, don't-- don't you get,
like, multiple takes?
We do get multiple takes,
but you still just can't really do that.
And I-I think it wasn't well received.
-Yeah.
-Really?
I was wearing fuckin' ice skates.
-It was terrible.
-[laughs] What?
-Yeah.
-You don't know what that means.
-Yeah.
-Oh.
I'm sure you're just overthinking it.
-I think it's fine.
-Yeah.
-It's fine.
-Yeah, it's fine.
-It's fine.
-Yeah! I'm sure.
Do you wanna have a little
wind down with me?
Um
"Wine" down?
Oh, I would love to,
but I have to get up so early for class.
-Got it, yeah.
-I'm so sorry.
It's all right, you've done enough.
-Look at this, look at this. Thank you.
-Okay. Please enjoy.
-I appreciate it.
-Okay.
-Good night.
-Good night.
[calm music playing]
[sighs]
[ringing]
Hi, Mom.
[Andrea's mom] Andrea.
What is it, Mom?
He's gone. [crying]
[reflective music playing]
[percussive jazz playing]
Come on. Come on, man.
Got you, bitch.
Oh.
[sighs, exhales]
Fuck, man.
[train whistle blows distantly]
[sighs]
-Hi.
-Hi.
[train whistle blows]
[birds tweeting]
[upbeat music plays]
[music fades]
[man] Love is eternal!
[music resumes]
Shit.
[music intensifies]
[director] Lock it up!
We're gonna go again.
Thirteenth time is the charm.
All right, now,
your adrenaline is pumping.
You are scared.
You're running from an explosion.
I want you to have fear and anxiety,
but maybe this time, a hint of happiness.
I don't know, let's try it.
And let's go on "action."
Action!
[both scream]
[director] Jesus Christ. Cut!
Well, that sucked.
[coughs] Let's go again.
Great job, guys. Great job.
-You guys are phenomenal.
-[producer] Back to one, reset.
Great work, great work.
I can feel the chemistry between you two.
-[Michael] Okay.
-Really good. I have no notes for you.
-None.
-[Michael] Okay.
Um, how are you feelin'?
I'm feeling-- I'm feeling good.
Feeling good? I want you to feel great.
-Okay?
-Okay. I was-- I was--
I was feeling great about 12 takes ago.
I know, I know. So the scene, it's not--
It's not here, all right?
And it's not here.
Sometimes it's like here.
-[Andrea] I don't-- I don't know.
-Feel that, okay?
Let's go again. All right.
[producer] Everybody back to one!
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Do you wanna maybe get them?
Because, what is this frame?
I'll do it myself.
I'll fucking Soderbergh this shit.
I'm gonna fucking kill this guy.
Is that how he talks?
-I know, I know.
-We’re mic’d up. We’re mic’d up.
-I know. I know.
-Okay?
[director] All right, and ready?
So-- And you know what else?
You know what I'm feelin'?
You have chemistry.
I wanna see it now.
Hold hands.
-Hold hands?
-[director] Yeah, hold hands.
-When?
-Right now. Yeah, hold hands.
-You want us to hold hands?
-[director] Yes, try it. Why not?
-I have a gun in my right hand.
-It's not gonna match takes.
Let's try it. You know what? Who cares.
Let's try it. Actors play. We play.
And with the other hand,
try the Tom Cruise run.
-You know?
-I don't know what that means.
You know a Tom Cruise run. Come on.
[director] Here we go.
This is what I'm talkin' about.
Last take. Last take. This is the one.
And ready?
Action!
[both yell]
[director] Goddamn it!
[man] It's gonna be a long day. Cut.
-[producer] Got it.
-[director] No, we don't.
All right.
-[Andrea] That felt shit for me.
-I know, right?
A bit too much chatter
at the top, sorry.
I know, I agree. I agree.
It's like, we shouldn't be
talking about it, right?
We should just be feelin' it.
You know I had-- I had a movie
that went to Sundance, right?
-Sundance, we heard.
-Yeah, we heard.
It actually wasn't a movie. It was a film,
and we shot it on film.
We had two takes to get it right.
This is digital.
We could go all day, right?
Fincher does a hundred takes.
We're not even halfway
to halfway there.
We're gonna need to ask
for a little grace
Yeah.
just to get through the scene.
[Andrea laughs]
I-- I don't have any grace left, Heather.
I'm so sorry.
-Okay.
-No grace, no.
I think-- I think, my-- personally,
I think you've-- you've got
what you need.
-Mm
-Um, well, that's what I think.
And when you're ready to shoot
the other 45 scenes in this episode,
I'm gonna be ready, and I can't wait.
-Right now, I'm going to lunch. Okay?
-All right.
[Andrea] Thank you so much.
All out of grace today, people.
What's up with her?
She usually loves this shit.
Uh, I'm not too sure.
I'm gonna--
I'm gonna check on her.
-[Heather] That's lunch, everyone!
-[director] Ooh.
How are you doing, bud?
-Yeah, don't touch me.
-Okay, yeah.
I think we might-- might have it, no?
We got it! Let's go to lunch!
[upbeat jazz playing]
[snorting, huffing]
[Sarah] Seth?
Yeah, babe?
-Hi.
-Hey.
You ready for this?
-What?
-Okay, ready?
Oh. Ooh.
[gasps] Da-da-da-da!
It's all yours.
-So you can put your stuff in.
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah!
-Well, that was nice.
You didn't have to do that.
I can-- I can just use my suitcase.
That's okay. That thing looks
kind of silly
just layin' there, and I bumped
into it a couple times, but--
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Most importantly,
I want you to feel
comfortable here, you know?
So feel free to put
all your stuff in that space
and make yourself at home.
-That's really nice of you.
-Yeah.
-Come here.
-[chuckles]
Oh!
Thank you.
That was really sweet of you.
You're welcome.
Besides, it's gonna
be really nice
having a little boy toy around
for the next two weeks.
-Happy to be of service.
-[laughs]
Whatever you need,
just let me know.
Okay.
It's still only two weeks, right?
Maybe like a month. Yeah.
That apartment that I was lookin' at
fell through,
so, uh, I'm back on the search train.
But rest assured, I am on top of it.
A couple other options
that are coming down the pipeline.
Well, what happened
with that apartment?
I thought you really liked it?
The landlord wouldn't budge
on parking.
I'm not gonna pay a hundred bucks
a month for parking.
-That's just ridiculous.
-Oh.
Hmm, okay.
Anyway,
you excited for your big day?
[Seth] I am
chompin' at the bit over here.
I feel like I can't be
any more prepared
than I am in this moment.
-Awesome.
-Mm-hmm.
But I need to kinda hold that energy,
because they pushed my call time
a little bit.
So in the meantime, we stay loose,
and we go in there,
we knock this out,
and then that little guest star
turns into a reoccurring.
And this whole apartment search
becomes a hell of a lot easier.
I'm really proud of you.
[Seth] Thank you.
I promise I'll stay out of your hair.
How about you start
with stayin' out of my closet.
[laughs]
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah. This? Uh
I like this little fish guy you got there.
It just, like, it fit perfectly.
It was my dad's.
Really?
[soft music plays]
[Jeremy] Hi, Clarissa.
Uh, Jeremy Davis here from Eternal.
Yeah, I'm just stopping by
because, uh, Tyler wants you to know,
uh, that he loves you
and he's really sorry for--
for cheating on you.
It was an honest mistake,
and he swears it was only
that one time,
and, uh, he got tested today,
and everything
came back negative,
so you have--
You really have nothing
to worry about.
Look, it sounds like
Tyler feels really bad,
so maybe just give him a call or, um--
You know, maybe--
maybe talk to like a friend.
Listen, whatever you do,
uh, you just remember
that love is eternal.
[phone chimes]
[Raul] How much longer
are you gonna be doing this shit?
Oh, uh, 15 minutes, maybe?
Just have a few more.
New York 15? Caribbean 15?
Um, what's the difference?
You know there's two people
that live in this room, right?
Yeah, um, it's just this room
has really good light.
[Raul] Oh, the-- the lighting.
This is the last thing I wanna do, man.
Come walking into your TikTac,
and the Vine, or whatever,
and I just had to clean up
after a bus full of tourists
who played the poop/fart gamble game
and they all lost.
And then they threw me in the kitchen,
and I'm wrapping up
some cheesy burritos.
Did you really do those things
in that order?
[exhales]
[exhales, clears throat]
Sorry, man.
Yo, yo.
Matcha comin' atcha.
[laughs]
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
Well, thank you very much.
Hey, you okay?
Hmm?
I said, are you okay?
Yeah. Um, are-- are you okay?
I'm good, just don't let that director
bother you, okay?
He's--
He's a hack.
Rumor has it he's-- he's the nephew
of one of the executive producers.
So there's a little nepotism in the house.
You know what I mean? So
He's probably one of those guys
who rides a scooter to work.
You know what I mean?
On the little scooters?
People drive through traffic
and you're like,
"Hey, guess what?
You're not a car!"
-[laughs]
-"You're gonna die!"
"Excuse me. Beep, beep."
Like with a backward hat.
-[laughs]
-Like, fuck that guy.
Yeah. So
You okay for real?
Mm-hmm.
-Okay.
-Just one of those days, you know.
Well, I'm here
if you wanna talk, all right?
-Thank you for this.
-Yeah, you're welcome.
-Thank you. All right.
-All right.
Oh, by the way,
did you see what I did here?
Oui, oui, I'm a French detective.
[both laugh]
-Pretty good?
-That's not how you spell
"oui, oui."
You did-- You did it like--
like, "wee wee."
Merci beaucoup.
-Bonjour.
-Bonjour.
-Bye.
-See you, babe.
[Andrea] Ciao.
[suspenseful music plays]
[Jeremy] So, Tony,
the house manager, he's in there.
I don't think he's--
he's here right now,
but, uh, this is the living room.
Uh, this is Phillip and Raul.
-Guys, this is Seth.
-What's up, guys?
How's it goin'?
Seth?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Seth.
Oh, he-- he says your name
when he sleeps.
Really? You still do that?
That's weird. Anyways, uh--
You guys watching a little thriller here?
[Seth] I just finished Euphoria
last night with my girlfriend.
It was a big finale.
Season 2 finale is a good one.
I highly recommend it.
If you're not there yet, get caught up.
You seen it?
Start with a favorite.
-Oh, yes.
-Can never have enough beets.
-This for you. A little watermelon.
-It's so hard to find healthy--
A couple juices as well.
This is so nice. Thank you, man.
-Super, super thoughtful.
-Yeah.
I appreciate you comin' to visit,
I really do.
Of course, dude. How are you doin'?
You look good, like you got--
got the color comin' back in your face.
Yeah, man, I feel healthy.
It actually reminds me of what you said.
Remember when we went to Wilmington.
You were talking about,
like, finding your routine,
and that how it sort of leads
to you finding your Zen?
-Yes.
-That has really resonated
with me here,
I think I finally found that.
That's nice, man,
but you don't-- you don't need
to necessarily just do that here, right?
I-I think you can kind of
preserve that routine
really anywhere,
and do it independently, right?
-Mm.
-You've already done like, what,
over two months in here?
Court just said do one month.
How long are you planning to stay here?
-Is that kombucha?
-Yeah.
-Is there alcohol in this?
-Oh, that's not true.
A lot of people say that.
It's not like a real thing.
No, yeah, there's alcohol in this.
You-- You can't have this in here.
-But is it gonna get you drunk?
-You should put it away.
If the house manager sees that, then
You don't want Tony to see that.
-Okay. Tony?
-Yeah.
-Just put it in the bag.
-Okay.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
I love all this other stuff, though.
-This is--
-[TV blaring]
I am eternal ♪
This monster I've become ♪
I did it all for love ♪
I gave it all
For my dark angel ♪
The pain has made me numb ♪
But I am rising up ♪
I see the way
you look at her.
[ominous music plays]
Six hundred years old,
and you still don't have a poker face.
So you're not really sure
how long you're gonna stay here?
-No. Yeah, not sure.
-Hmm.
It's incredibly cheap to live here,
and I'm just saving
so much money.
What about makin' money?
Cameo.
Oh, the video service app?
-Yeah, check it out.
-Hmm.
See that?
What are you making, like, monthly?
Well, I mean, the first month
it was over 10 grand.
-[whistles] Ten grand?
-Exactly.
Not too shabby.
That was the first month.
Yeah, yeah. I mean--
And then the second month,
a little bit less.
Third month, little bit less.
Kind of like after the first pop,
it's been gradually
Yeah, gradual.
Very gradual downward kinda--
-Less each month.
-Yeah.
But I'm expecting another pop
during the holidays, you know?
-So, I don't know, man.
-Okay.
I think it's-- I think it's good.
Feels pretty sustainable.
-Yeah.
-Long term, huh?
Hey, how are things going
with Sarah, man?
Oh, man. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
W-We've been living together
of late, actually.
-Just temporarily.
-No way, man.
Yeah, until I find a new apartment.
So I'm-- I'm staying with her
for the time being.
But, hey, I get-- now I get dinners
cooked for me.
My laundry's starting
to smell really nice.
I mean, I-- I do the laundry,
but it's got her smell in it now.
Like, I'll get out
of doing all the laundry,
and I'll just-- just throw it all on me
on the bed and just--
-Yeah.
-[inhales, exhales]
It's got that scent.
You're like, "Oh, yeah. That's Sarah."
-That's domestic bliss, man.
-Yeah, it is.
You hang on to that.
-Yeah, I appreciate it.
-As long as you can.
-Okay?
-I'll try, man.
Yes, um, so for bridesmaids
it's definitely gonna be five.
But then for groomsmen,
I just need to double-check
because we might have added one,
so I will need to get, um,
a confirmation from Oliver.
Well, he's actually in Paris
at the moment,
so I'm actually trying to get him
to do a trip down to see the venue.
But I will get him to give you
Hola.
an answer as soon as possible.
All right, okay, thanks. Bye, Lisa.
-Hi!
-Hi!
Welcome to my house!
Oh, my goodness,
thank you so much!
Do you like it?
No, I hate it. It's horrible.
-The light!
-I know.
You look like you're 12 years old
in this light.
-Hey, thanks.
-Really suits you.
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God!
So Oliver's actually had this place
for, like, months.
-Right.
-But just kept working.
Didn't have time to move in.
So now that's my job to move in.
Yeah, right. No, I-- I must say,
I thought you would have been
a little further along in the process.
Well, I think that he actually
really wants to move in together,
which is really cute.
-Oh, that's cute.
-So he's just, like, pumping the brakes.
So I'll just work through
most of it,
and then, like, he's got some stuff
he just wants to
Ooh, what's with these boxes?
What's in these?
-Red.
-Well, so these are the ones
that I'm not allowed to touch.
You're not allowed
to touch them?
-Is it for you? Is it a gift?
-Well, no. I don't think so.
He's just very particular
about his stuff.
-I'm gonna open it.
-Leave those for him.
-Definitely don't do that. No, no, no.
-Yeah!
[gasps]
-You cannot!
-Oh wait, I won't, Izzy.
-Whoa!
-[laughs]
-It's very pretty. I love it.
-Thank you.
I love it. So
Tour me!
-Yes, would you like the tour?
-Yes!
-Okay.
-Tour me right now.
First and foremost, this bedroom.
[Andrea] Ooh, I feel like
I'm at the museum
of contemporary something-or-other.
[upbeat jazz playing]
What the fuck was so important
I couldn't take my skates off, huh?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Seth?
Hi. Jake. I'm a PA on set.
-Oh, hey. How's it going?
-Hi. No, I'm okay.
-Um, was that a picture?
-Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was just sending a photo
to my girlfriend.
Uh, we actually don't let
pictures be taken on set.
-Oh, sorry about that.
-No, no problem.
Yeah, I'll-- Yeah.
Um, we're actually running
a bit behind.
-Okay.
-Yeah.
So you don't actually
have to get dressed yet.
No worries. I'm ready to go.
I like to stay ready, so
Cool, yeah, sure, whatever--
Whatever makes it easier for you.
Okay. All right.
-Sure you don't want to change?
-Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, it'll be several hours.
Get paid to wait.
Work for free.
[chuckles]
Thanks, Jake.
[Seth] Couldn't even take
my skates off, huh?
Shove it up your ass, Barnes.
I took a fuckin' pay cut
to be here, man!
I could have gone to Calgary
for twice the money.
[coughs, clears throat]
Shove it up your ass, Barnes.
Fuck.
Fuck.
How the fuck do you open this?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is not happening.
Calm down. Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.
Jake! Jake!
Yeah, Seth, it's pretty bad.
You're right. Soap.
It's a blot, not a rub.
[Jake] A rub. You should have told me that
before I rubbed it all over
the fucking jersey, Seth.
Blot, blot, blot!
No, no, no! Ah!
[whirring]
[turns dryer off]
[exhales]
[sighs]
You play any sports, Jake?
I have to go to set. [clears throat]
Thanks for your, uh--
your help.
Yeah, uh, and you know what?
Just gonna take these.
-Yeah.
-Could you leave a couple chips?
[Jake] No, I cannot.
Sorry for the wait, John.
Hey, uh, Jeremy?
Let me borrow you for a second.
Yeah. Sure.
What's goin' on, Tony?
[Tony sighs]
Well, Jeremy,
there's been some complaints
about you in the house.
Oh.
Did you bring alcohol
in here earlier?
Alcohol? No.
Oh, the-- the kombucha?
Is that even really alcohol?
I mean, can you get drunk off that?
It's not about the kombucha.
Um, the housemates
have complained
about you being, quote, "terrible"
at the household chores.
And, to be honest,
I've seen you push a broom.
Never seen anyone not know
how to push a broom.
It's mind-blowing.
Listen, I can watch YouTube videos
on all this stuff.
You know, I'm just kind of
learning, so
Okay, the-- the thing of it is, Jeremy,
you're becoming more--
more of a distraction
um, to the housemates than anything.
I mean, you got the house
watching Euphoria.
They're bingeing fucking Euphoria.
This is a sober livin' house.
Um, i-in my defense, that was my--
It's-- It's not about--
It-- It doesn't end there, okay, Jeremy?
I mean, the guys around here,
we gotta find jobs.
I mean, that-that's kind of
the whole thing, right?
-Yeah, yeah.
-Or they're takin' shitty jobs.
Because you gotta start somewhere.
Mm-hmm, totally.
And here you are, walkin' around the house
in your pajamas,
raking it in on your phone.
-Right.
-You see how that kind of--
-Totally.
-Yeah?
[Jeremy] That makes sense now
when you say it.
I mean, I got a house
full of recoverin' addicts here.
My number one priority
has got to be a good livin' environment.
All right? Good morale.
Mm-hmm.
And, um, because of that
I'm gonna have to ask you
to find someplace else to go.
Okay? I can give you 24 hours.
But after that, I'm gonna have to
give your bed to someone else.
Okay? I-I like you, Jeremy. I do.
I-I hate to do this, but--
No, that's cool.
I understand. Um
I-I don't really have a place
lined up right now.
Is there another place
that you could, like, recommend for me?
Another house or something?
Um, there's got to be someplace
that's gonna be more tolerant
of your, um, celebrity lifestyle.
-Yeah.
-D-Dr. Drew's got that show.
He helps celebrities
get back on the wagon, yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Or somethin' like that.
Yeah.
I-I definitely don't wanna be
a distraction here.
You've-- You've set up
a really amazing environment.
I've learned a lot.
So I really appreciate that.
Yes, I've still got a lot to learn,
so I'll go learn it.
And, uh, I don't know,
just thank you.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Okay.
[clears throat]
Um, hey, Jeremy.
[door closes]
You got a sponsor yet?
Uh, no.
I mean, I'm-- I'm looking for one, but
[sighs]
How about I'll be your sponsor.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Thank you, Tony.
-Thank you.
-Oh-- Oh.
All right.
How long's Oliver played the guitar for?
-Mm, no, he actually doesn't.
-Oh.
Whose guitars are they, then?
They're his.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-So good to see you.
-You too.
So, what's this movie he's doing?
Mm, so it's about
a 19th century existentialist
who is exploring the virtues
of polygamy.
-Oh.
-But the writer is interesting.
He's all into, like, that,
like, archaic, medieval,
like, social framework, stuff
that's like, gonna save--
[snickers]
Well, I'm not doing it justice, okay?
-These are just
-Sorry, sorry, sounds cool.
No, it actually--
I think it is quite interesting.
But that's just, like, little tidbits
that I get from Oliver
when he chimes in.
And I kind of wish he'd chime in
a little bit more, to be honest.
-Oh.
-Yeah.
What's, uh-- What's going on
with the wedding planning?
Well, this is the issue,
because, it's like, logistical things
that I need answered,
and I can't get answers on them.
Why can't you get answers?
He's-- He's working.
-He's busy.
-Right.
But what did I need help from you?
Oh, fuck, the wedding dresses.
This is my short list.
Okay, here we go. Number one.
Dude, are you kidding me?
In what world would-- No!
Yuck, sorry. Yuck.
Okay, well, this is my favorite, I think.
Mate, you'd look like a curtain in that.
-Ugh.
-Are you okay?
Do you not want to--
We don't have-- We don't have to do this.
-Like, we can
-No, I'm fine.
not do wedding stuff,
if that's triggering you.
Why would that be triggering me? What?
-What is wrong?
-Nothing!
Are you mad at me?
-No!
-Have a been a bad friend?
-No!
-What's going on?
Something's obviously going on.
[sighs]
Dad had an accident
and I'm trying
not to think about it, but--
No! What happened?
He was cleaning out
the gutters on the roof,
and he fell off a ladder and hit his head.
No.
And me mum found him
and took him to the hospital,
and they're doing all kinds
of tests and stuff,
and they won't know the, like, severity
of the damage to his head
until the swelling goes down.
No, so wait, is he-- is he conscious?
Yeah, he's conscious. He's okay--
I mean, h-he's gonna be okay.
I know he's gonna be okay.
-Yeah, of course!
-I haven't spoken to him
in a few days, but--
-Of course.
-I've been telling myself
that, you know,
if it gets any worse
that of course
I'm gonna go home straightaway.
But I'm just-- I-I can't help feeling
like I should be there right now.
-What am I doing here? He's my dad!
-No. Jerry would be furious at you.
-Do you reckon?
-He's your biggest fan.
He would be absolutely ropeable
if you left work halfway through.
But he's more important to me than this.
-I know that, but he's very proud of you.
-Yeah.
I can't believe
you didn't tell me earlier.
-I'm sorry, man.
-I'm actually mad at you, mate.
I'm sort of being a horrible witch.
No, you're not.
I really do hate those dresses, though.
[Jake] He's coming. He's coming.
I got him, I got him.
-[door opens]
-Seth, let's go. Seth, let's go!
Are you serious?
Why are your skates not on?
Flying in Seth.
[indistinct chattering]
[director] Forty-five minutes
to get this, people!
Clear set!
[man 1] It doesn't take that much.
Just do your damn job!
[producer] School musical?
We're watching Oklahoma! here?
-My name's Seth.
-[man 1] Oh, for Christ's sake!
I'm gonna call my fucking union rep
if this goes overtime again.
[woman] on a tripod?
What is this, Officer Day?
[man 2] No, you wanna put him
on fucking roller skates?
-You tell me what you need.
-No! They're already wearing ice skates!
[man 1] Clear the frame, guys!
[woman] Where the fuck is this Drew guy?
Oh. Drew?
-[Seth] Yes.
-Okay.
-Yeah, come.
-[man 1] Lock it up!
-Take it once!
-Come on. Hurry up, buddy.
Let's go.
Jesus fuck.
-Right, so, wait, stop.
-Okay.
First part up, throw your gloves.
Then you're over here.
You're here with coach.
You guys are gazing
into each other's eyes.
You're having a real moment.
Can you give me that?
-Yeah. Yeah.
-You know what I'm talkin' about?
-Yeah, I gotcha.
-Perfect.
Alright, what does my hat say, Drew?
-"Be the sunshine."
-Exactly.
-I need you to be the sunshine.
-Okay, got it.
-You got this?
-Yeah.
Forty-five minutes.
Don't fuck it up. Okay.
-My name's Seth.
-Yeah, I know.
Do you have sides?
Uh, no. No.
Oh, well.
[director] Quiet! Rolling!
Don't you fucking dare, Carlos!
Action!
Cut! Drew!
-[Seth] Yes?
-You have some lines there.
-Yeah, I'm ready.
-[laughs]
-Back to ones.
-[director] Quiet. Rolling!
Actione!
[Seth] What the fuck was so important
I couldn't even
take my skates off, huh?
Do you have any idea
how humiliating that is,
to be pulled from the ice
in front of everyone
in the middle of practice?
I took a fucking pay cut
to be here, man.
I could have been in Calgary.
This is how you're gonna treat me, huh?
Maybe you should ♪
Think about it ♪
A little bit ♪
Carrots on your shoulder ♪
Bears in your chest ♪
What do you think
About it, man? ♪
Drew?
Cut! Do you know your line, Drew?
-Was there a rewrite?
-It doesn't matter, Drew.
I just need you to say the words
out of your mouth.
-"Shove it up your ass, Barnes"?
-Exactly.
Okay. Got it.
-Actual lines. Jesus fucking Christ.
-[clears throat]
[director] Rolling again!
[Seth] One sec, I need my gloves here.
[director] Action!
Ugh! No! Back to ones.
-Do not cut.
-Sorry about that.
[director] Still rolling.
Action.
What the fuck was so important
I couldn't even take my skates off, huh?
Do you have any idea
how humiliating that is,
to be pulled from the ice
in front of everyone
in the middle of practice?!
I took a fucking pay cut
to be here, man.
I could have gotten twice
as much money to be in Calgary.
And this is how
you're gonna treat me, huh?
You told me you were
all about the money.
-[phone ringing]
-Guess I should have listened--
Jesus fucking Christ!
[shrieks]
Whose fucking phone was that?
[phone continues ringing]
It's the new guy's.
[Seth] Ugh! Damn. Really?
[ringing continues]
-[laughs]
-I can silence it.
[producer] Why don't you answer it, Drew?
[director] Back to ones!
[clears throat]
Raul?
Where's the cotton candy?
What do you mean, dude?
Where did you put
the fucking cotton candy, man?
Um
Everyone's gonna die, chief.
You just hope it's not alone.
Yeah, no.
[electronic music playing]
[Sarah] Hey.
-Welcome home.
-[Seth] Look at this.
It's just somethin' I whipped up.
You've been busy.
Oh, come on.
I'm so sorry.
-What? No.
-I mean, I'm late.
No, don't-- Stop. Tell me about your day.
That's more important. How'd it go?
It didn't really go as-- as planned.
Yeah.
What-- What do you mean?
I won't go into it too much,
but, like, it all kinda boils down
to just me getting rattled, yeah.
I forgot my lines, for fuck's sake.
Well, don't-- don't you get,
like, multiple takes?
We do get multiple takes,
but you still just can't really do that.
And I-I think it wasn't well received.
-Yeah.
-Really?
I was wearing fuckin' ice skates.
-It was terrible.
-[laughs] What?
-Yeah.
-You don't know what that means.
-Yeah.
-Oh.
I'm sure you're just overthinking it.
-I think it's fine.
-Yeah.
-It's fine.
-Yeah, it's fine.
-It's fine.
-Yeah! I'm sure.
Do you wanna have a little
wind down with me?
Um
"Wine" down?
Oh, I would love to,
but I have to get up so early for class.
-Got it, yeah.
-I'm so sorry.
It's all right, you've done enough.
-Look at this, look at this. Thank you.
-Okay. Please enjoy.
-I appreciate it.
-Okay.
-Good night.
-Good night.
[calm music playing]
[sighs]
[ringing]
Hi, Mom.
[Andrea's mom] Andrea.
What is it, Mom?
He's gone. [crying]
[reflective music playing]