Level Up (2012) s02e01 Episode Script

Wyatt: RUN!
RUNNING!
ROLLING!
OH!
I'M FALLING!
OH, COME ON!
WATCH IT!
I ONLY GOT ONE EYE!
WHOA!
AH-GAH-GAH-GAH-GAH-GAH!
HOW MANY OF THOSE THINGS
DO YOU SEE OUT THERE?!
MORE THAN I CAN COUNT!
OOH!
ME TOO! WHICH MEANS
THERE'S MORE THAN FOUR.
THERE'S WAY MORE THAN FOUR.
EVEN ICAN SEE THAT.
WE'RE BORKED! WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
[ ALL WHIMPERING ]
WE HAVE TO HOLD THEM OFF
AS LONG AS WE CAN,
AND WE'RE GONNA DIE
A PAINFUL AND HEROIC DEATH.
WHAT? COME ON!
OR WE'RE NOT GONNA
HOLD THEM OFF,
AND WE'RE GONNA DIE
A PAINFUL AND COWARDLY DEATH.
UH,
I DON'T LIKE THOSE CHOICES.
ME NEITHER!
WHAT ABOUT DIGGING A HOLE
TO CHINA?
IS THAT NOT ON THE TABLE
ANYMORE?
THAT IS
NEVER ON THE TABLE!
NO!
QUIT SUGGESTING I
FOR EVERYTHING!
WE CAN DO THIS, GUYS.
TULTA MUNILLE!
TULTA MUNILLE.
TULTA MUNILLE.
MILLI VANILLI.
OH!
I ONLY GOT ONE EYE!
[ RUMBLING, SQUEALING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ WHIP! ]
CAREFUL, LYLE.
THAT MIGHT POKE YOUR EYE OUT.
RELAX.
IT'S LIKE A POINTY FOOTBALL.
LIKE ANYTHING WOULD EVER HAPPEN
TO MY EYE. HA!
UH, MS. DESVOIGNE,
I THINK YOU'VE WATERED
THAT PLANT TO DEATH.
OH. I'LL LET THE NEXT TEACHER
DEAL WITH IT.
I'M RETIRING IN A WEEK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY, YOU LOT,
I'M GOING TO PAIR YOU UP
FOR THE EGG TREBUCHE
COMPETITION.
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT AN EGG TREBUCHET IS,
BUT IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
A TREBUCHET IS
A KIND OF CATAPULT.
TRAY-BOO-CHET.
THIS COMPETITION COMBINES
FOUR OF MY FAVORITE THINGS --
PHYSICS, ENGINEERING,
THINGS THAT SHOOT,
AND PROVING THAT MINE IS
THE SUPERIOR INTELLECT.
TREB-OO-CHET,
TREB-OOO-CHETOH, WYATT,
YOU ARE SOUNDING MORE AND MORE
LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN EVERY DAY.
NO, I'M NOT.
[ CACKLES MANIACALLY ]
GOT A NEW STUDENT FOR YOU,
MS. DESVOIGNE.
HE SEEMS TO BE OUTPACING
HIS CURRENT SCIENCE CLASS,
SO WE'RE BUMPING HIM UP.
AT DAVENTRY HILLS,
WE LOVE TO CHALLENGE
OVERSIZED BRAIN MATTER
THAT IS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
SIT DOWN.
AND PROTEC
THE GRADING CURVE
FOR OUR
UNDERPERFORMING STUDENTS.
THAT'S WHA
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
ANYWAY,
HERE IS YOUR NEW STUDENT.
[ GASPS ]
JOAQUIN!
OH, GOODY.
MY LITTLE BROTHER'S IN MY CLASS.
THAT MAKES ME SEEM DUMB.
Ms. Desvoigne:
WELCOME, JOAQUIN.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
FOR THE TREBUCHET COMPETITION.
TREBUCHET
STOP SAYING THAT.
I WILL NOT!
TREBUCHET IS
MY NEW FAVORITE WORD.
TROUSERS IS SOB.C.
OKAY.
SO
WHERE WILL I BE NAPPING?
OVER THERE.
AWESOME.
[ WHIP! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ GASPS ] WHEW!
CAN I BORROW THIS?
SURE. GO FOR IT.
AWESOME.
OKAY, ANGIE,
YOU'RE WITH DANTE.
YES!
WHAT?! NO!
NO, THIS CANNOT BE
ANOTHER TOTAL FAIL
LIKE OUR MASCOT-SKATING
VIDEO.
PLEASE.
YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME.
I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.
I'M RETIRING.
[ LAUGHS ]
NO.
UH, WYATT,
YOU'RE WITH LYLE.
MM!
ALL RIGHT!
AND, OH -- JOAQUIN.
JOAQUIN.
JOAQUIN!
AH!
ARE YOU RETIRED YET?
YOU'RE WITH KARL.
WHO'S KARL?
WEIRD KARL.
[ SQUISH! ]
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, JOAQUIN, SO BEGINS A NEW
CHAPTER OF OUR STORIED RIVALRY.
ARE YOU WRITING A BOOK?
NO. WE'RE RIVALS.
WE'RE SWORN ENEMIES ON THE FIELD
OF INTELLECTUAL BATTLE.
I'VE GO
THE MORE OVERSIZED BRAIN MATTER,
AND I INTEND TO SHOW IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEY, WHATEVER, MAN.
THAT'S IT, JOAQUIN!
IT'S ON!
WHAT DO YOU HEAR
WHEN I SPEAK?
I HEAR NEME-SASS.
THAT'S SASS FROM MY NEMESIS.
LYLE, DO YOU SENSE I'VE GO
A "BEEF" WITH WYATT?
NO, I SENSE NO BEEF.
OH, THERE'S BEEF
BIG BEEF.
AND LAUNCH.
GAH!
WE NEED A TREBUCHE
THAT WILL DESTROY JOAQUIN.
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.
WHEE!
WILL YOU STOP SAYING
RANDOM WORDS?
I AM TRYING TO FOCUS.
WAIT. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING
THE GAME?
YOU SHOULD BE HELPING
ANGIE.
SHH! DANTE ISHELPING
BY NOT HELPING.
WHICH IS
ACTUALLY QUITE HELPFUL.THANKS, PARTNER.
[ BOING! ]
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY!
THE PROBLEM IS
THESE MINI-BUNGEES
ARE JUST NOT DOING THE TRICK.
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY!
EXACTLY.
WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BUNGEE JUMPING IN "CONQUEROR"
USING THIS AWESOME PLANT.
BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.
[ GASPS ]
HEY! I JUST GAVE YOU AN IDEA,
DIDN'T I?
I WILL ACCEPT MY PAYMEN
IN CASH
OR CANDY THAT IS MADE
TO LOOK LIKE CASH.
AND SNIP.
[ WHOOSHES ]
[ SIGHS ]
YOU SURE IT'S SAFE?
PLANTS ARE HARMLESS DECORATIONS
IN THE GAME, LYLE.
BESIDES, THIS NIRNIAN THISTLE'S
GONNA GIVE OUR TREBUCHE
JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SPRING
TO TAKE DOWN JOAQUIN.
UM, I CALL FOUL, WYATT.
OKAY?
USING A LEAKED PLANT FROM A GAME
IS NOT PLAYING FAIR.
OKAY, THE RULES CLEARLY STATE
THE STUDENT CAN USE
ANY MATERIALS AT THEIR DISPOSAL.
AND LEAKS FROM THE INTERNE
JUST HAPPEN TO BE VERY MUCH
AT MY DISPOSAL.
AM I RIGHT?!
OH!
CHA-CHING!
WHOA!
WHOA!
YOU ALMOST HIT ME
IN THE EYE.
SORRY.
KSS, KSS!
ANGIE, I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
WE LEAK OU
AN ORC ARMY --
OH!
AND TAKE THEIR TREBUCHET?
YES! TO LAUNCH OURSELVES
INTO A MUSEUM
TO STEAL
A DIFFERENT TREBUCHET.
DANTE, STOP HELPING.NO, NO, NO!
BUT I'M NOT FINISHED.QUIT IT!
[ WHOOSHES ]
AND
[ GROANS ]
[ PORTAL CLOSES ]
OKAY, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH
DIGITAL GARDENING FOR TODAY.
I AM GONNA GO HOME
AND BAKE SOME MUFFINS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UGH, THAT'S NOT CODE
FOR ANYTHING.
I JUST LIKE MUFFINS.
WE ALLLIKE MUFFINS, LYLE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M NOT TALKING IN CODE.
NO. I KNOW.
I WANT YOU TO BRING ME
SOME MUFFINS TOMORROW.
OKAY. LET'S GO.
[ SNIFFS ]
THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!
OUR TREBUCHET CANNOT BE BEAT.
JOAQUIN IS ABOU
TO GET WYATT-ED!
OR IS IT WYATT-TAD?
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO PRO-NUNCE IT.
PRONOUNCEIT!
BUT MARK MY WORDS,
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT BY TOM-IRROW!
TOMORROW!
[ CLATTERING ]
CAREFUL.
THAT IS OUR BENDIEST LEAK EVER.
YEAH.
[ SPROING! ]
OH!
OH! THAT WAS CLOSE.
IT ALMOST HIT ME
IN THE EYE.
OH.
TS-TS-TS-TS-TS-TS-TS.
LOOK AT JOAQUIN, HUH.
HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE
OF "UNBOXING WITH KARL!"
TODAY WE'RE GONNA OPEN UP
A SPECIAL EDITION
OF TRIPLE CHEEZOS.
IT'S A NEW FLAVOR --
MONSTER MUENSTER.
THIS IS GREAT STUFF.
YEAH. IT'S AWESOME.
HE'S TRYING
TO GET INSIDE OF OUR HEADS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF SICK,
TWISTED GAME YOU'RE PLAYING.
IT'S MORE OF A REVIEW,
REALLY.
WELL, REVIEW THIS!
LYLE AND I
HAVE A SUPERDUPER SECRET WEAPON
THAT IS GOING TO OBLITERATE
WHATEVER IT IS
THE TWO OF YOU ARE CONCOCTING.
WE HAVEN'T STARTED
"CONCOCTING" YET.
HA! HAAAAAAA!
YES, YOU HAVE,
AND YOU'RE HIDING IT FROM ME.
AS YOU SHOULD.
HMM, NO.
ANGIE WAS RIGHT. YOU'RE
STARTING TO SOUND
LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN.
JUST TAKE IT DOWN
A NOTCH.
SILENCE, YOU FOOL!
[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOK, WYATT, I CAN SEE
YOU REALLY WANT THIS RIVALRY,
SO I'LL GO ALONG WITH IT.
OH, YOU'LL GO ALONG
AND LOSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
JUST BE WARNED --
IT WILL END WITH YOU IN TEARS.
[ CRIES MOCKINGLY ]
TEARS OF JOY!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
OKAY, MOVING ON
FROM THIS AWKWARD MOMENT.
[ WHOOSH ]
[ IMITATES EXPLOSIONS ]
MERRR.
[ WHOOSH ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
Dante:
ANGIE, YOU SEEM STUCK.
WHENEVER THAT HAPPENS
TO ME,
I BRING TOY DINOSAURS
INTO THE PROJECT.
THIS IS
BENJAMIN FRANKLINASAURUS,
AND HE SEEMS TO HAVE BROUGH
A FRIEND! [ CHUCKLES ]
DANTE, WE ARE NOT PUTTING TOY
DINOSAURS INTO THE TREBUCHET.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, HOW ABOU
I MAKE DINOSAUR NOISES
TO HELP YOU THINK?
RAWR.
EHH-AY!
BLGHH-BLUGHHH!
BLBLBLBLBLBL!
KA-KOOKA! KOPAHTEEKAWEH!
ABBA-ABBA! BLGHHH!
[ Screaming ]
OKAY, DANTE!
I THOUGHT OF A WAY
YOU CAN HELP.
YES!
THE DINOSAUR NOISES WORKED!
Just go get
some rubber bands, please.
YES! A QUEST.
NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY.
[ GASPS ]
TRIPLE CHEEZOS
MONSTER MUENSTER?
[ GROWLING ]
UMPLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S DANTE IN THERE.
HE DOES LIKE TO FORAGE
FOR SNACKS.
[ WHISTLES ]
AHA!
OH.
WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?
IT LOOKS LIKE ONE
OF THE BUDS YOU CU
MAY HAVE TRANSFORMED
INTO SOME SORT OF MUTANT VINE.
BUT THAT WOULD MEAN --
THAT SOMEONE DIDN'T THROW
THEM ALL INTO THE PORTAL
LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO!
AND THAT SOMEONE'S
PROBABLY DANTE,
BUT HE'S NOT ON OUR TEAM,
SO, YEAH, IT WAS ME. MY BAD.
DON'T WORRY. BLAST-A-TON
WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THIS.
YEAH, LET'S, UH, MOVE ON FROM
THE FIRST MISTAKE I EVER MADE --
FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED.
[ GROWLING ]
TIME TO BARD THE HEDGES.
NOT CODE FOR ANYTHING.
[ EXPLOSION ]
HA HA!WHEW!
YEAH!WHEW!
YEAH!
TAKE THAT WEEDS!
SWEET!
THE THISTLE IS PWNED.
AND NEXT, THE JOAQUIN
WILL BE PWNED. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ WHOOSHES ]
M'LADY, I HAVE RETURNED
FROM MY QUEST.
IT WASN'T A QUEST.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GET SOME RUBBER BANDS.
DID THAT HAPPEN?
OH, IT UBER HAPPENED.
I GOT THE BIGGES
RUBBER BAND EVER.
UH, THAT'S A FAN BELT
FROM A CAR,
NEURON.
WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT, ANYWAY?
SEE, YOUR PROBLEM IS,
SOMEONE REPLACED YOUR FAN BEL
WITH A BUNCH
OF RUBBER BANDS.
OH, WE ALSO FOUND THIS.
DANTE!
YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW
THE SIMPLEST INSTRUCTION, DANTE!
WHAT?WHY CAN'T OUR ASSIGNMENT BE
TO CATAPULT YOU?!
WAIT A MINUTE.
DID I JUST GIVE YOU
AN IDEA?
I'M INSPIRING EVERYONE
THIS WEEK.
I WILL ACCEPT MY PAYMEN
IN BABY TURTLES
OR INTERESTING-COLORED
ROCKS.
NO, DANTE.
I JUST GAVE MYSELFAN IDEA.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN!
ONTERO AND PRIETTO,
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
[ IMITATES GUNSHOTS ]
KSHHHHH.
[ WHIRRING ]
[ EXHALES ]
OKAY,
NOW YOU CAN SAY IT!
IAMTREBUCHET!
YES!
YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
DISQUALIFIED.
WHAT?!
SO, IS DISQUALIFIED
BETTER OR WORSE THAN AN "F"?
COME ON!
I GOT PARTNERED WITH DANTE!
OH, WHATEVER.
I'M RETIRING.
A-PLUS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
A-PLUS!
I GOT MY FIRST A-PLUS!
THANKS, ANG!
[ LAUGHS ] I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
I MEAN, WHO ELSE WOULD'VE
LET ME DRESS THEM
UP AS A TREBUCHET?
TREBUCHET!
NOT GONNA MISS THESE
STUPID FEEL-GOOD MOMENTS.
WYATT, LYLE, YOU'RE ON.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]JOAQUIN, READY TO THROW DOWN
WITH EGGS? ♪
COME ON, LADIES, FELLAS, TOO
HANDS IN THE AIR,
NOW BUST A MOVE ♪
WE CAME HERE TO PARTY,
IT'S NOTHING NEW ♪
AND IF YOU WANNA DANCE OFF,
WELL, IT'S UP TO YOU ♪
IF YOU WANT IT, BABY,
COME GET IT ♪
IF YOU WANT IT, BABY,
COME GET IT ♪
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ Chuckling ] WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
WHOO!
WHOO!
DUST.
[ SPROING! ]OH!
WOW.
THAT IS A LOT LESS EXCITING
THAN AN EYE PATCH
MAKES IT LOOK.
[ Breathless ] JOAQUIN,
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
GOOD. I LIKE TO STAY LOW DOWN
TO THE GROUND, YOU KNOW.
EASIER TRANSITIONS
TO NAPPING.
FINE.
THEN YOU ARE GOING UP!
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
HERE -- I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
THEY'RE TISSUES FOR LATER.
FOR THE TEARS.
THAT'S RIGHT!
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
[ Slow-motion voice ]
TULTA MUNILLE!
[ SPROING! ZIP! ]
OW! WYATT!
[ Breathlessly ]
WHAT? NO!
THIS TREBUCHET IS PERFECT.
RIGHT.
EGG ME, LYLE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WELL, JUST LET ME GET OU
OF THE LINE OF FIRE, PLEASE.
GEEZ.
OKAY.
[ WHOOSH! ]
OH!
CLOSE!
[ GASPS ] I'M OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ZERO POINTS.
WHAT?!
LET'S HAVE
JOAQUIN AND WEIRD KARL.
STUPIDIT'S GONNA BE OKAY,
OKAY, SHH.
TIME TO UNBOX THE TREBUCHET.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY TIME
FOR YOUR UNBOXING VIDEOS.
JUST TAKE THE STUPID THING OU
AND LAUNCH IT!
LISTEN TO WYATT, BECAUSE
THIS WHOLE EVENT'S ABOUT HIM.
[ SIGHS ]
[ DRUMROLL ]
OH.
YEP.
PBHT!
THATIS NEVER GONNA WORK.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WORKED!
JOAQUIN!
WYATT,
THE SOONER YOU ACCEP
THAT JOAQUIN WILL ALWAYSWIN
AT EVERYTHING,
THE EASIER IT'LL BE.
NO!
NOT ACCEPTING IT.
[ CLANGING ]
AAH!
WHOO!
I THOUGHT WE TOOK CARE
OF THEM!
I THOUGHT WE DID, TOO.
WELL, I GUESS YOU DIDN'T!
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
OKAY.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ RUMBLING ]
AAH!
UH
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
OH,
CURSE YOU, PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT SCIENCE NOW?!
BECAUSE I FIRED A MINI-SUN
AT THE PLANT!
IT MUST HAVE
MADE IT STRONGER
THROUGH THE PROCESS
OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
ALL I HEARD
WAS IT'S STRONGER!
OH!
[ ROARS ]
RU-U-U-U-U-U-N!
[ VIDEO REWINDING ]
I ONLY GOT ONE EYE!
WE'RE BORKED!
WHAT ABOUT DIGGING A HOLE
TO CHINA?
TULTA MUNILLE!
MILLI VANILLI.
[ ALL MUTTERING ]
I ONLY GOT ONE EYE!
WHICH IS ALL
I'M GONNA NEED
TO JUICE THESE
NASTY PLANT MUTANTS.
WHOA!WHOA!
WHOA!
WATCH IT!SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
[ PLANT GROWLS ]THIS EYE PATCH
IS REALLY MESSING ME UP.
HOW DO PIRATES
GET ANYTHINGDONE?
SEEING EYE PARROTS.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE
ON THEIR SHOULDER --
TO TELL THEM WHAT'S UP.
I GOT TO GET A PARROT.I NEED TO GET AN EYE PATCH.
GUYS, FOCUS.
OKAY, THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY
VINES OUT THERE FOR US TO HANDLE
AND IF THEY FIND A WAY IN --
THEY'RE ALREADY
FINDING A WAY IN!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ CLANK! ]
[ CLANK! ]
I GOT IT!
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
NO? OKAY. SORRY.
OH!
[ PLANT ROARING ]
IT'S CLOSE TO MY FACE!
IT'S CLOSE TO MY FACE!
DON'T LEAVE --
WYATT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S ILLEGAL TH--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OHHHH!
[ SQUEALING ]
YEAH!
OH, GEEZ.
YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT,
DIDN'T YOU, WYATT?!
YOU JUST HAD TO LEAK SOME
CRAZY PLANT OUT OF "CONQUEROR"
JUST SO YOU COULD TRY
TO BEAT JOAQUIN.
WE'RE RIVALS, ANGIE!
I HAD TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.
THERE IS NO RIVALRY, WYATT!
IT IS ALL IN YOUR HEAD!
HELP!
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
[ SCREAMING ]
I'M NEVER GOING GREEN AGAIN!
LONG LIVE FOSSIL FUELS!
SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT!
UH, YOU'RE GONNA WAN
TO HURRY, WYATT!
I USED THE POTTY LAST,
AND I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
FORGETTING TO FLUSH.
UGH!
OH!
[ BUZZING ]
[ GASPS ]
OHH!
WHY ARE THEY SO MAD AT US?!
ASK WYATT!
HE'S THE ONE
THAT CHOPPED OFF THEIR STEM!
YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S THE REASON WE'RE HERE.
THEN LET'S GIVE THOSE
WHACKY WEEDS WHAT THEY WANT.
[ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
WHAT? ME?
YOU WANT TO JUST THROW ME
OUT THERE
AND LET THEM HAVE AT ME,
LIKE SOME KIND
OF SICK SACRIFICE?
Lyle:
YEAH, LET'S GET HIM.
NO, WYATT.
YOUR STINKIN' TREBUCHET.
OH.
I TOTALLY THOUGH
WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT SACRIFICING HIM.
YEAH, ME TOO, BUT MAYBE WE
SHOULD TRY THE TREBUCHET FIRST.
GOT IT.
[ PLANT ROARING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
HERE! TAKE YOUR VINE BACK!
OH!
[ PLANT ROARS ]
[ ALL SIGH ]
IT'S OVER.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH! TAKE THAT, JOAQUIN!
'CAUSE THERE IS ONE THING
THAT WYATT BLACK IS ALWAYS
GONNA BE BETTER AT THAN YOU.
THAT'S RIGHT -- LEAK BARDAGE!
WHAT?!
[ ROARS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
OKAY, I-I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO PROCESS THAT.
SHOULD WESCREAM?
I KIND OF WANT TO,
BUT NOTHING'S COMING OUT.
[ GROWLS ]
UH-OH. OH, MAN.
IT'S DIGESTING WYATT.
[ GAGS ]
WHOA!
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ Breathless ] WAVE BAZOOKA.
DEATH BY OVERWATERING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SEE?
JOAQUIN COULD NEVER DO THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ BODY THUDS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
JUST SAY IT!
DO YOU HAVE ANY THREES?
I ONLY HAVE ONE CARD.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.
IT'S A QUEEN.
JUST SAY IT.
BUT I WANTYOU TO WIN,
WYATT.
YEAH. JUST TELL HIM
TO "GO FISH."
END IT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUEENS?
AAH!
YOU WON AGAIN! JOAQUIN!
WHOA!
PHEW. GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS
TWO GOOD EYES,
TWO THUMBS,
AND NO EYE PATCH.
THIS GU-- AAH!
AH, TRUFFLES!
TRUFFLES.
NEW FAVORITE WORD.
[ Singsong voice ]
TRUFFLIN', TRUFFLIN', TRUFFLIN'.
TRUFFLE,
TRUFFLIN,' TRUFFLIN'.
TRUFFLIN', TRUFFLIN',
TRUFFLIN', TRUFFLE.
T-TRUFFLIN', TRUFFLIN',
TRUFF--
TRUFFLES!