Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e01 Episode Script
Goldfish
1
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( dog barking )
( sigh )
Teddy. Teddy, look.
Oh.
That's me.
Look, that's me.
Yes.
( inaudible )
( sigh )
Ah, memories.
Oh. Huh, Teddy, don't look.
Now look.
( yawning )
( mumbling )
( cat meows )
( yawning )
( music playing )
- Boo.
- ( cat yowls )
( mumbling )
Ah, look.
Ta-dah.
( coughing )
( sneezing )
( cat caterwauling )
Eh?
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh.
( car screeches )
Ah.
( car screeches )
( music playing )
Huh?
Hmm? You want to go again?
MAN: Oh, no.
( door whizzing )
MR. BEAN: Camping, see?
Watch it ( inaudible )
Hmm?
Ah.
Look at this.
( mumbling )
Oh.
Ah. Hmm.
Ah, this is the life.
Hello, Teddy.
Hello.
Oh.
Hello.
Look.
Behind you.
- This?
- There, behind you.
( clears throat )
- Oh.
- MAN: What do you think
you're up to?
Huh?
Out. Go on.
I'm just--
come on, Teddy.
Go on.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh.
Oh, dear, oh dear.
Huh, where's your--
where's your cap?
( singing )
All right.
All right.
Hmm?
What?
Whoa.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
( singing )
I got it.
I got it.
( grunting )
Thank you.
Sir.
Hmm.
Yes.
( singing )
( car screeching )
Oh.
( car screeching )
- Oh.
- Hello.
Ah.
MAN: A closer look, sir?
In you go.
- MR. BEAN: Ah.
- MAN: There.
Splendid don't you think?
Comes fully stocked
and now,
you'll like this.
- Come here?
- For me?
For you?
I think so.
Ah, I haven't got any money.
Ah, I've just the thing.
MR. BEAN: Nice.
MAN: This is our economy range.
- Ah.
- How about this?
Oh, it's really nice.
Very nice.
( mumbling )
that's all I got.
Right. Come on.
Here, made for you.
- Ah.
- See.
I'll take it.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Hmm.
( humming )
Right.
( singing )
( car honking )
Hmm. Ah.
Hmm.
I wonder.
( owl hooting )
Ah. Yes.
Excellent.
( car honking )
( car screeching )
( humming )
Ah, oh, oh.
Mr. Bean.
Ah.
Oh.
Hmm.
Cheese.
Good.
Hmm.
Huh?
( dog snarling )
Down boy.
Oh.
Hello.
Not you.
- Hmm.
- ( dog barking )
Come on, Teddy.
( slurping )
( burping )
( snoring )
( dog barking )
- Hello.
- ( dog growling )
Hey.
Come on.
Come on.
Good.
( snoring )
Bye-bye.
MAN: ( mumbling ) eh?
What the
( dog barking )
Uh-oh.
Right.
Now for Bean.
( car screeching )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( dog barking )
( sigh )
Teddy. Teddy, look.
Oh.
That's me.
Look, that's me.
Yes.
( inaudible )
( sigh )
Ah, memories.
Oh. Huh, Teddy, don't look.
Now look.
( yawning )
( mumbling )
( cat meows )
( yawning )
( music playing )
- Boo.
- ( cat yowls )
( mumbling )
Ah, look.
Ta-dah.
( coughing )
( sneezing )
( cat caterwauling )
Eh?
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Oh.
( car screeches )
Ah.
( car screeches )
( music playing )
Huh?
Hmm? You want to go again?
MAN: Oh, no.
( door whizzing )
MR. BEAN: Camping, see?
Watch it ( inaudible )
Hmm?
Ah.
Look at this.
( mumbling )
Oh.
Ah. Hmm.
Ah, this is the life.
Hello, Teddy.
Hello.
Oh.
Hello.
Look.
Behind you.
- This?
- There, behind you.
( clears throat )
- Oh.
- MAN: What do you think
you're up to?
Huh?
Out. Go on.
I'm just--
come on, Teddy.
Go on.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh.
Oh, dear, oh dear.
Huh, where's your--
where's your cap?
( singing )
All right.
All right.
Hmm?
What?
Whoa.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
( singing )
I got it.
I got it.
( grunting )
Thank you.
Sir.
Hmm.
Yes.
( singing )
( car screeching )
Oh.
( car screeching )
- Oh.
- Hello.
Ah.
MAN: A closer look, sir?
In you go.
- MR. BEAN: Ah.
- MAN: There.
Splendid don't you think?
Comes fully stocked
and now,
you'll like this.
- Come here?
- For me?
For you?
I think so.
Ah, I haven't got any money.
Ah, I've just the thing.
MR. BEAN: Nice.
MAN: This is our economy range.
- Ah.
- How about this?
Oh, it's really nice.
Very nice.
( mumbling )
that's all I got.
Right. Come on.
Here, made for you.
- Ah.
- See.
I'll take it.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Hmm.
( humming )
Right.
( singing )
( car honking )
Hmm. Ah.
Hmm.
I wonder.
( owl hooting )
Ah. Yes.
Excellent.
( car honking )
( car screeching )
( humming )
Ah, oh, oh.
Mr. Bean.
Ah.
Oh.
Hmm.
Cheese.
Good.
Hmm.
Huh?
( dog snarling )
Down boy.
Oh.
Hello.
Not you.
- Hmm.
- ( dog barking )
Come on, Teddy.
( slurping )
( burping )
( snoring )
( dog barking )
- Hello.
- ( dog growling )
Hey.
Come on.
Come on.
Good.
( snoring )
Bye-bye.
MAN: ( mumbling ) eh?
What the
( dog barking )
Uh-oh.
Right.
Now for Bean.
( car screeching )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.