Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s02e01 Episode Script

[Jordan] Today, my daughter Salish
and her friend Payton
hide from security all night…
- [Payton] He's right there!
- [Salish] He's right there, bro. Oh, gosh.
…while sneaking onto every ride
at an empty amusement park.
[screaming]
Wait to see if they get away with it
or get totally busted.
[Payton] He's right here. Get down!
We are at Pacific Park
on Santa Monica Pier.
Salish and Payton have 15 minutes
to hide before the park closes. Go!
[both squealing] Go! Go!
- [Salish] Where are we going?
- [Payton] I don't know!
Once the park closes,
Salish and Payton have to hide
from this dude for the rest of the night,
and he has no idea they're here.
In a few minutes,
these gates will be closed.
So we have to be inside the park.
- Go!
- [Collin] Go, go, go!
We're playing a game of hide-and-seek.
Can we hide in here?
- [man] No.
- Okay. Thank you.
- What if we hide in the popcorn?
- I was just gonna say that!
She has a question.
Would it be possible
to hide in your popcorn?
- I don't think so, no.
- Okay, thank you.
Dang it. He said no.
We have full permission from the park
to be here all night,
but the guard has absolutely no idea.
[buzzer sounds]
[Salish] That's him, I think.
- [Collin] Is that him?
- Yes.
- [Collin] That's the guy?
- [Salish] Yes.
- Let's go through the exit.
- [Payton] We're rebels, aren't we?
[park visitors yelling]
- [Salish] There's just cables.
- [buzzer sounds]
We have, like, five minutes left.
[Collin] Guys, everyone's leaving now.
- We gotta get movin'.
- Time's ticking!
[both] What if we hide in the photo booth?
[both giggling]
We can hold this thing closed like that,
and they, like, can't open it.
But they can see our feet,
so we have to go like this.
[Salish] Like this!
[laughing]
What if they were looking at us,
and you fell out?
That'd be so bad.
It's five minutes before closing,
so I'm gonna try to find the girls
because if I can do it,
the security guard definitely will.
[buzzer sounds]
[dramatic music playing]
[buzzer sounds]
I bet they picked
the most obvious hiding place.
[Salish laughs] Oh, that scared me!
Where were they…
- [announcement on PA]
- I know where they hid.
We're in a photo booth.
So what if I sit like this? Sit…
[Payton squeals]
- [Salish gasps] Are you okay?
- [laughing]
Come here, I know my girl.
Watch. Come here.
[girls giggling]
- No!
- Are you kidding?
He's gonna check. You have four minutes.
You gotta go find somethin' else.
- He'd look there. You'd be done.
- Four minutes?
- [Payton] Yeah.
- [both] Let's go.
I'll be in this room the rest of the night
watching everything
on the security monitors.
[Peyton] Aah!
Okay, the girls will be given
ten challenges,
and they have to complete all of them
before they get caught by the guard.
If they do,
they get $1,000 for a Sephora haul.
But if the guard busts them first,
he gets a thousand bucks.
He doesn't even know it.
The rides are about to shut down.
- The park is closing!
- We have to hurry. One minute.
- Well, that's closed.
- Um…
I can see every single security camera
the pier is using, plus Collin's camera,
so I can see everything happening tonight.
- [Collin] We have two minutes.
- [Payton] Locked.
[Salish] We can try
and see if this would open.
Three, two, one. Ah!
- [Payton] Oh!
- [Collin] What?
- [Payton] We got it!
- [Collin] It's just open?
[Payton] Hurry! We're gonna get caught.
Oh, they're sneaking into,
like, a staff-only room
with no permission?
That's a good idea.
He might not look there. Why would he?
- [Salish] No. Oh! [laughs]
- [Collin] Ow!
- [Payton] Wow, he's super uncoordinated.
- [Salish] Yeah.
Collin'll be the one that gives them away.
Look how long it took him to get in.
[Salish] I think there's
a latch right here.
- [Collin] Guys, come on, push.
- [Payton] Oh, I locked it.
Collin will be filming them
the entire night, so he has to hide too.
If he gets caught, they get caught.
The park is closing,
so we have to stay in here and hide.
[Salish] You can see the park
a little bit from here.
- The park is closed.
- So we have to be quiet.
- And hopefully he doesn't come here.
- Hopefully.
Let's air it out.
- [Collin] No! Say, Say, Say!
- [Salish] Oh, wait!
Why are you opening the door?
That is so Salish. Just opens the door.
They turned the lights off.
Light could bleed through the door.
The guard could see that. Smart.
[Payton] Oh my gosh.
[suspenseful music playing]
- [Collin] Is he there? Is he--
- [both] Sh!
[blows raspberry]
Why'd they turn the light back on?
The guard will see.
We just saw the security guard,
so I set a timer
to see how long it takes him
to do a loop all the way around the pier.
So that's how long we have
for each challenge.
That's really smart.
They set a timer to see how long
it takes the guard to do a full loop,
so then they know
when they can sneak around.
Whose idea was that? Good one.
Even though they have permission,
this is so stressful.
Who knows what the guard
will do if he catches them?
I'm Team Security Guard.
Aren't you kinda Team Security Guard?
He just came around.
That was eight minutes.
So we'll know how long we have
to do the first challenge.
Time for their first challenge.
I'm texting Salish.
"Ride the Dragon Ride"?
- Well… Okay, let's go.
- Okay?
They might get caught after challenge one.
They can't do this ride without screaming.
They won't even know how to turn it on.
[Salish whispers] Go, go, go.
[Collin whispers] Go, go, go, go!
[Jordan] They picked a perfect time to
leave, because he's patrolling the pier.
[Collin] Go, go, go. Hide, hide.
Go, go, go! Go! Go, go, go!
[Payton] We do not know how to work this.
- [Salish] Ride lights on, off.
- Do on…
- [Salish] Shoot. Lap bar, open.
- Closed. Open.
They're gonna break the ride.
- [Salish] Cycle start.
- Press it.
- Wait, why isn't it going?
- We need a key.
Their challenge is to ride a ride,
but they have no idea how to turn it on.
Wait. So if we start it, how do we do it?
- We sprint in while it's started?
- Yeah.
- [Collin] We're at four minutes.
- [Payton] I'm so scared.
If he comes, what do we do?
We don't have time to go back.
We hide in there.
- That--
- You see this hole?
It smells really bad,
but we gotta do what we gotta do.
I didn't tell the girls, but I hired an
operator to run all of the rides tonight.
But that operator has to stay hidden too.
[bell dings]
[Collin] Hi.
- [Salish] Hi.
- [Payton] Hi.
Wait. Where are you from?
- Your dad sent me.
- Oh!
- [Collin] Guys, hurry.
- [Payton] It's okay. We gotta go.
- If you see security, you have to hide.
- [Salish] Yes.
- Got it.
- [Salish] Thanks.
[Collin] I'm gonna go.
[Jordan] Oh, this is uncomfy.
- We're good.
- We have eight minutes.
We put a GoPro on every ride
to watch the girls.
- [girls] Whoa!
- [Salish] It goes quick! What?
Yeah! It's already so high!
- [ride machinery whirring]
- [girls yelling]
They're just screaming.
Dude, he's gonna catch you.
- We have to be quiet. Why're we screaming?
- [Collin] Guys!
[Jordan] Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Did the security guard call the cops?
- [Salish] It's so--
- [girls scream and laugh]
[Payton] He's gonna hear us.
Oh my God. Is this, like…
Do I need to go out there?
Are they here for the girls?
Oh, wait.
That's actually not good. Hold on.
- [Collin] Guys, sh!
- [Salish] Payton.
We probably have, like, one minute. Whoa!
[Jordan] If the cops get out,
this challenge is over.
Wait. Okay, wait. Wait, wait.
Oh, they're just there. Oh!
[exhales] That scared me.
I thought he called the cops,
and they'd bust Salish,
who'd end up in jail.
Whew! That was scary.
- I think he's coming from over there.
- What?
Sh, sh, sh, sh!
[Jordan] I think they're gonna get busted!
He's coming back!
- They're gonna get busted.
- [Payton] Go down, go down, go down.
- Why is it still going?
- I don't know, bro.
He's gonna find us.
- [Collin] We gotta go.
- [both] Go, go, go!
[panting and laughing]
I can't watch. They're gonna get busted.
You got to find a place to hide! Hurry!
[tense music playing]
[Salish] I think we made it.
- Can you please hide?
- [Payton] He'll come!
- You can't give us away.
- [Salish] Okay, go!
[Collin] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Get down. Sh, sh!
Whew. They just made it.
Oh, that was exciting.
[tense music continues]
We just made it.
- [Collin] That ride was so loud.
- That ride! We'd go up, we kept screaming!
- He almost got us. He was so close.
- Yeah.
Second challenge. This'll be fun.
"Pop all the balloons
at the Carnival Games."
He's gonna hear that for sure
and come bust them.
[Salish] It's fine. Let's go.
- [Payton] We should wait.
- We go!
No. Don't! They're just leaving?
Don't leave. He's gonna be right here!
He's coming into the park!
Oh God! They're gonna get busted.
[both] The security guard is right there.
This is not a good hiding spot.
[tense music continues]
They must have missed it
by ten seconds, getting totally busted.
This is so stressful.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
[exhaling]
- [Salish] Where are the balloons?
- I don't know, but we have to hurry.
- He's gonna come any second.
- [Salish] Balloons are here.
- [Payton] Do we throw these?
- [Salish] Yeah.
[Payton] We have to get all of them?
It's gonna take them an hour
to pop all those balloons.
- [Salish] This is gonna take too long.
- [Collin] That's not how you play!
[Salish] Just go.
Climbing over.
I didn't see that coming.
- [Collin] Guys, hurry, hurry.
- [popping]
[Collin] It's so loud. Sh, sh! Go!
- Go, go, go, go!
- [Payton squeals]
- Is he coming?
- [Collin] No, he's not there yet. Go, go.
[laughing] It's pretty loud, guys!
- [Collin] We gotta go.
- [Payton] The bottom ones are the hardest.
[Collin] Five more. Go, go, go!
Oh, he's coming back. Okay.
[Collin] Guys, we have, like, a minute.
- One more. Get out, get out!
- Okay. Go! Go!
[Collin] Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go. Hide, hide. Run, run!
They did it.
Oh, what? Why are they…
[Collin] Guys, what are you doing?
- [Payton] We gotta go.
- [Collin] Guys, hurry!
- Are you kidding me?
- [both laughing]
- [Collin] Guys.
- [Salish] Thanks!
[Collin] We don't need the prizes.
Let's go!
You guys didn't win teddy bears, okay?
I guess if the place is all yours,
it's all yours.
So help yourself to teddy bears.
We risked getting caught
by the security guard to get this.
- And it doesn't even flip inside out.
- We thought it would flip inside out.
The clock's almost at zero,
so he should be walking around now.
[Collin] He's right there,
he's right there.
- [Salish] Hide!
- [Collin] I…
He's right there. Oh!
[Collin] Sh, sh.
Is he not paying any attention?
- How did he not notice the balloons?
- [Collin] He walked right by.
- He didn't see.
- Yeah.
- That's good.
- Yeah!
We're so lucky that he didn't catch us.
Those balloons were so loud.
- Yeah, we were really loud.
- We popped, like, how many? 40 of 'em.
- That's good.
- Good job.
Now we gotta know the next challenge.
- [Collin] You already broke the toy?
- [Salish] Yes.
Should we go get another one?
[Payton] Run, run!
[Salish] Ooh, what about those?
- [Collin] It's kind of cute.
- [Salish] Do I get it?
They're going to get more teddy bears?
You're risking your thousand dollars
for teddy bears?
[both laughing]
[Salish] They're kinda scary.
[Collin] What? Let's go, let's go!
Oh! It's clapping!
[Salish] Oh my gosh!
[both laughing loudly]
[bell pings]
[Jordan] Where is he?
He's not in any…
I don't see him on any security camera.
We have to go drop these off.
- And then do the next challenge.
- Let's go.
Aren't we kinda sick of Salish winning
everything all the time?
Okay, I'm a little tired of it.
Yes, I've lost a lot in a row with her.
[Jordan yelling]
Oh, wait! No! Say! No!
I'm Team Security Guard.
Team Jordan can't win?
Team Security Guard can finally win one.
[Salish] Okay. I'm gonna name it Payton.
This one's Say and this one's Say,
so together they're Saysay.
We've already done two challenges,
and I just got the next one.
"Order the Paylish Sundae"?
- What's that? Guess we'll find out.
- Paylish? Let's go.
So Paylish is Payton and Salish, I think,
and Sundae is obviously ice cream.
- So…
- Let's just go to the sundae place.
- Isn't there gonna be no one there?
- Security is pretty close, guys.
[Salish] Hopefully, the guard isn't there,
but we should go quick.
How do we get in?
How do we get in? Anyone here?
- [Collin] What about over here?
- [Salish] Yeah.
- Oh! I think that's the entrance there.
- [Colin] Yeah, guys.
[Salish] Probably through the back.
- [Payton] Whoa! Wow!
- [Collin] Okay, perfect. We're in.
If the guard walks by on the pier,
he'll be able to see
right into the ice cream place
and catch the girls.
- We should make our own ice cream.
- Okay!
- We need a bowl.
- Cup?
No one's here, so we're gonna make
a Paylish Sundae ourselves.
Didn't take 'em long to figure out
they gotta sneak in and make ice cream.
[Collin] What's in the sundae?
Sandy, cue the ingredients
for the Paylish Sundae.
- [Payton] Mm!
- We're figuring it out.
- They're making it up as we go.
- Oh, wow. A lot of vanilla.
Like, kind of coat it.
- Oh, perfect.
- Kind of like that.
- Sprinkles.
- [Payton] Oh, cute.
- [Salish] And then some nuts.
- [Payton] Oh my!
- [Salish] Then pretzels. Looks great.
- [Collin] It looks really good.
No. How do you mess up vanilla ice cream?
[Salish] Is it good?
No! [laughs]
Ew. Yummy.
- [Collin] Did you see the guard?
- Over there.
- [Collin] Can he see us right now in here?
- Uh-uh. It's tinted windows.
[Payton] Yeah.
[Jordan, laughing] Is it?
I don't think it is!
- We got Pop Rocks.
- [Collin] Where'd you get those?
- [fizzing]
- [giggling]
They're just standing up
in front of the window!
[Collin] Guys, get away from the windows.
He's gonna see you.
The guard's gonna be able
to look in and see them.
[Collin] You finish your sundae.
I'm gonna…
- Watch them.
- [Salish] Okay!
[Collin] I'm gonna look for the guard.
You good?
- [both] Yeah.
- [Collin] Is he over here?
- He's not over there.
- [buzzer sounds]
[Collin] Check the other side.
[Payton] Oh my God! [screams]
[Collin] They're so loud. I hear them.
[Salish] The pretzels are good.
- [Payton] Oh! That's pretty good.
- You're good.
Whoa! Payton can juggle?
- Can I try?
- Yes.
[laughs]
[Collin] Is he on the other side? Oh!
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go!
Collin sees him.
[Collin] Get down, get down.
- [Salish] Duck down.
- [Collin] Hide.
Get… They're gonna get busted.
Oh, he's actually coming back.
Okay, it's over.
They're not getting out of this.
Team Security.
[Collin] Guys, guys, guys!
- Guys, he's coming. He's round the corner.
- [Salish] What? Duck, duck.
[Colin] Here, grab the camera.
He's just round the corner. Get down.
- [Payton] Oh.
- [Salish] I see him.
[Collin] All right, get down.
- He's gonna go right over there.
- He's gonna see us.
[Payton] What if he looks in the window?
- [Collin] Guys!
- [Salish] That'd be scary.
He's right there! Hah!
- [bell dings]
- [Jordan laughing]
- [Salish] Where?
- [Collin] Down!
He's right there.
- [Salish] Collin, get down.
- [Collin] No.
- [Salish] You'll get us caught.
- Collin!
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
- He's there. Above.
- [Collin] Get down. He's looking at us.
[Payton gasps] He's gonna look in.
[dramatic music playing]
[bell dings]
[Collin] Is he still there? Is he gone?
- [bell dings]
- [Salish] He's still there.
- [Collin] Say, get down. Get down!
- [Salish] He can't see me.
[Payton] He's gonna see us.
[Salish] Okay, now he can't see us.
He left.
That was so close.
- [Collin] No. He's gone.
- Okay.
[Collin] Yeah. Grab the phone. Let's go.
Go, go, go, go!
Time for their fourth challenge.
"Now that you're super full,
go ride The Tumbler for 60 seconds."
"Don't puke."
- Bro, we just had so much ice cream.
- Ice cream!
- Okay, okay. Let's just go. Come on.
- [Collin] Wait, guys, guys, guys!
Guys, there's no operator here,
so I'm just gonna press start.
- [Collin] Wait.
- We need the operator.
- Operator? Operator?
- [Collin] Wait, sh!
- Can you help us?
- Oh, hi!
[Salish] Can you control it?
Every time I want 'em to get caught, I'll
have 'em do a scary ride. They scream.
One of these times, he's gonna hear.
- [Payton] I'm scared, actually.
- Can I control it?
I've never… Wait, what do you mean?
- I can control it. Don't you worry.
- [Payton] How?
- I'm good at it.
- What do they do?
Don't hit anything.
I'm good at operating it.
[both screaming]
This looks like fun. This is
Salish's favorite ride, I don't see how.
- [Collin] Guys, sh!
- [girls gasping]
That was actually scary.
[both laughing and gasping]
They've forgotten all about
the challenges. They're just having fun.
- Aaah!
- [Payton] Whoa!
It feels like a giant.
[both yelling]
- Wow. I can't even see.
- That was fun. Again!
[Collin] Guys, we don't have time.
- [Payton] Go. Hide!
- [Collin] Let's go.
- This way.
- [Salish] Where?
[Payton] I don't know where to go.
In the sharkies?
[Salish] Let's hide in the sharks.
It's a little slippery.
- [Collin] You're completely in the open.
- He can only see us if he goes around.
Oh, that's not a great hiding spot.
I think you're in a bad spot.
- [Salish] Yeah!
- [Collin] Where do I go?
[dramatic music playing]
[both] In that shark!
[Collin] But I'm facing towards him.
- Collin, get down! You'll get us caught.
- Yeah, Collin, please!
Collin's panicking!
He doesn't know where to hide.
"Post a selfie from the top
of the Ferris wheel."
- We were just there!
- Yeah.
- Bro.
- Now we have to run back.
You are sitting ducks.
He's about to come back again.
[bell dings]
[tense music playing]
[Salish] He's right here.
Payton, get down!
- He's right there!
- [Collin] Get down.
[Payton] Hide, hide, hide. Get down.
The guard has no idea the girls are there,
so it's not really a hide-and-seek.
'Cause he's not seeking 'em.
- [Salish] Ferris…
- We gotta get there fast!
[Collin] Go, go, go, go, go!
[Payton] Where's the operator?
- How did you know I was here?
- [Collin] Perfect. Okay.
- She's always where we need her.
- Perfect timing.
- [Collin] We gotta get this thing going.
- He's gonna come.
He's literally going to come and tag us.
[Collin] Thank you.
The Ferris wheel is always illuminated
every night on the Santa Monica Pier,
but it doesn't move.
So if this guard is over there
and he sees it moving,
he'll come running and bust them.
[Collin] Do you think he's gonna hear
the entire Ferris wheel going, though?
It's the biggest thing in the park.
- Yeah, for real.
- Yeah. He's gonna see it.
He's comin' back into the park. Okay.
- [Collin] Do you guys see him?
- [both] I don't see him.
- [Salish] We gotta get the selfie.
- Okay, ready?
- Ready?
- [Collin] Yep.
They just used the flash.
- [Collin] Is it good?
- [both] Yeah.
- [Payton] He's right there.
- [Salish] He's right there, bro. Oh gosh.
- [Collin] Tell the operator to stop.
- Okay, okay.
- Operator, stop!
- [Collin] No. Text her.
[Payton] Text her.
- [Collin] Is the operator stopping it?
- [Salish] Yeah.
- She stopped it.
- [Collin] Okay.
They are sitting ducks.
I don't know if he knows where we are,
but I think he's getting suspicious
that there's people here.
- [Salish] He's there.
- [Collin] Shoot.
[Salish] Look at his flashlight.
- [Collin] Does he see us?
- [Salish] Yes, probably.
Boom! Team Security. It's over.
- [Collin] Did he notice? Guys. He's there.
- [Salish] Look. He's right under us.
[Collin] He's right there.
He's just walking right under them.
This is intense. Oh my God.
- [Collin] Oh! He just looked up.
- Collin!
He's just looked up there. Whoa!
It's posted to my story, so now we did it.
- [Collin] We're stuck.
- No!
- The guard's right under there.
- [Collin] Is he still?
Sh, Salish!
[Collin] He's shining his light.
- [Salish] Oh my gosh.
- [Payton] Oh my.
[tense music continues]
- [Payton] He for sure knows we're here.
- He knows something's up.
You don't get out your flashlight
unless you're suspicious.
[Collin] Does he know we're up here?
- [Salish] Probably.
- [Payton] No. I don't know.
[Salish] No, he would wait.
Even if they finish,
they have five more rounds,
and now he knows something's up.
The guard's walking away,
so now we can go.
- [Collin] Go, go, go.
- [girls] Go.
[Collin] He's close. Hey, he's close.
No, hide. Pay! Pay! It's locked.
It's locked. It's locked!
You locked yourselves out.
[Collin] Come on. Go, go, go.
- He's right there.
- [Salish] Oh my gosh.
[tense music continues]
- [both] Sh.
- Get down.
- He's so close to us.
- [Collin] No, he's walking away.
- [Salish] Oh my gosh.
- [Collin] No, we're good. Say, get down.
It's locked. Who locked it?
- [Collin] Maybe he knew we were there.
- Maybe he knew we were there.
Gotta up my game for the second half.
I know what I can do.
"Scream as loud as you can
on Pacific Plunge."
- [Collin] Wait.
- What?
- [Collin] Scream? He's gonna catch us.
- Yeah!
[Collin] Let's time it so he's on the
other side of the park. Then you scream.
- Then scream.
- Okay.
He'll start walking, but by the time
he gets there, we'll be gone.
- [Collin] Perfect.
- [both] Let's go.
[Collin] All right, this way. Go.
They have to do a free-fall ride
and scream while they do it. Okay?
So this is basically like,
"Hey, I'm here. Come catch me."
[Salish] Okay, it's right here.
[exciting music playing]
[Payton] Okay, ready?
- [Salish] Is he there?
- [Payton] I don't see him.
[pop music playing]
[both scream]
- [Salish] We have to scream.
- [Payton] Louder.
[both screaming and giggling]
Aah!
[screaming]
[bell dings]
He's just walking. He doesn't hear it.
[Salish squeals and laughs]
- [Payton] We need to get off. Whoa.
- [Salish] Yeah.
You guys are so lucky.
He's on the other side of the pier.
The waves are crashing.
He probably can't even hear you.
Going so slow.
- [Salish] Okay, run.
- [Payton] Run, run.
[Salish] Run! Go, go, go!
- [giggling]
- [Collin] Go, go, go, go!
- What are they doing?
- [Salish] Run!
They're going right towards him.
Don't go near the ice cream place.
Oh, wow. You're going.
- [tense music playing]
- [Salish] Um…
- [Collin] Where are you hiding?
- [both] Here.
[Collin] This is not a good spot, guys!
That is not a good hiding place at all!
- [Salish] Collin, can you cover us up?
- [Collin] Yeah, how? I don't… This is not…
If he goes into the park now,
they're busted.
[Collin] Can I hide with you?
- [Payton] No room.
- [Salish] No! Find a different space.
[bell dings]
- [Payton] That was so close.
- [Salish] Yeah.
He just walked right by them again.
[Collin] Guys, guys, guys.
That was so close.
I'm not messin' around anymore.
"Ride the roller coaster"?
Come on now.
Even this guy's gonna see that.
- That's so loud.
- [Collin] All right, let's go. Go.
- [Payton] Where is he?
- [Collin] Gone. He went around the corner.
He's right around the corner.
They're being way too chill, but
the guard is walking right towards them.
Like, he's just gonna bump into them.
[Collin] Guys, guys! Go, go, go.
He's right there. Go.
Hide. Up, up, up. Get down. Go.
- [Salish] He's right there.
- [Collin] Go, go, go. Get down!
Get down, get down. Sh, sh!
Go! Oh, they're gonna go.
- Oh God. He's gonna see Collin.
- [bell dings]
[Collin] Hide. Get down.
- [bell dings]
- [quirky music playing]
How did you miss them?
Payton, try this game.
[loud clinking]
I think it's rigged.
They can't even go on.
- [Collin] Guys, guys, no, no, no.
- [loud clattering]
[faint clattering]
[Collin] Guys, hide. Hide, hide, hide.
How can you make that much noise
and the guard doesn't hear it?
[Collin] Why would you do that? [laughs]
It seemed fun.
[tense music playing]
- [Collin] Gonna make so much noise.
- Yeah. We gotta go.
[Collin] Guys, run.
- [Salish] Okay… Hurry, please.
- [Payton] We need to go faster.
This is a giant roller coaster.
You can see it and hear it
from anywhere on the pier.
This is the hardest one so far,
but it's gonna get even harder
if they make it through this.
- We're gonna get caught.
- Go, go go. go. go.
Do you see the security guard?
[Salish] Uh…
[tense music continues]
[Collin] Let's go, let's go. They did it.
- [clanking]
- [both] Whoa!
Oh my!
That is so loud.
- [Salish] I don't see him.
- [Payton] I don't see him either.
[both yelling]
Okay, where is the security guard?
Is he on his phone?
What's he doing on his phone?
[both screaming]
[Jordan] Oh my gosh, no, you are not.
No, they are not gonna get away
with this again.
[both screaming loudly]
Oh, wow. That was loud.
[screaming]
Oh my God, wait. Wait.
- Wait.
- [screaming continues]
[laughing] I think he's…
I think he heard them!
- [Salish] I don't… Yeah!
- [Payton] Yeah! Whoo!
[Collin] Oh shoot, shoot, shoot.
I'm so busted.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God, He's running. This is it.
- He's right there. No!
- What? Oh no.
- Bro, no, no, no.
- We're busted.
[Collin] Uh…
There's no point in hiding.
He's right here. Oh no, no, no, no.
It's over! Yes, I gotta go make sure
they're not actually arrested!
Oh no! Oh, they're so busted.
- Stop filming.
- [Collin] I'm sorry.
- [guard] Stop.
- [Collin] Sorry for the miscommunication.
- [guard] What's goin' on?
- [Collin] We have permission.
- Is there somebody on there?
- Yeah. We have permission to film.
- You have permission?
- I promise.
[Jordan] Wait, wait, stop.
Officer, okay. Hi, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
We have permission to do this.
This whole thing was a setup.
It was a total setup.
We actually have permission by the pier.
We're doing a challenge
to see if you could find us.
Full permission to do this.
- For real.
- [guard] Really?
For real.
Look, my name's Jordan.
Here, you can call the office.
They will tell you.
We've been here doing all this stuff
waiting for you to find us.
And you finally found them.
- No!
- [buzzer sounds]
- [guard] What are you doin'?
- [Payton] We're busted.
[Jordan] It's okay. I told him it's okay.
You're not in trouble.
Hey, let's do it one more time
if we're not in trouble.
Yeah, let's run it again.
- [guard spluttering]
- No, it's okay.
We have permission. I… I swear.
Listen, listen.
I'll show you a text. I'll show you.
Santa Monica Pier.
We have full permission to do this.
Okay? I promise you.
But you know what's even better?
If you hadn't caught them,
they were gonna win $1,000.
But since you did catch them,
you get a $1,000 bonus.
That's yours.
- Not bad.
- Yeah.
Thank you. Congrats on the bonus.
- Mm-hmm.
- And we're gonna leave now.
[both] Oh!
- [Payton] Oh, I'm tired.
- [Salish] How's my hair?
[Payton laughs] It's fine!