Two Sentence Horror Stories (2017) s02e01 Episode Script
Bag Man
[FAN WHIRRING]
[CLOCK TICKING]
Woah!
Stop that. It's so annoying.
Oh, Samwise Gamgee,
you know I live to annoy you.
- Come here boy.
- Can you please move?
- Hey.
- Hey.
They put you in here too?
Surprise, surprise.
They did it before.
Clearly they're going to keep doing it.
- Right.
- Hey, did you go to that party?
GABBI: Yeah, the one at Cynthia's place.
- What did you think about the party?
- Sam, Jax, take your seats.
Gabbi, this is detention,
not social hour.
Find another seat
farther from your friend.
Principal Gallo,
this is an insane mistake.
I shouldn't be here.
And you know I wouldn't do
anything like what happened.
Yeah, none of us have
anything to do with it.
I don't understand why we're all
Do you have any proof
that any of us did this
I know all of you, you're good kids!
Doesn't feel like that's
what you're saying.
What you've been saying.
That was something else, Winton.
And I already apologized
for thinking that you
were involved with that.
Look, I don't want to be
here any more than you do.
But somebody's responsible
for that cherry bomb
in your gym class.
And I heard that one or more
of you may have been involved.
All of us? Are you serious?
[STUDENTS SPEAKING ANGRILY]
I don't know who's telling
the truth and who's not.
So until the one who is
responsible comes forth
and is straight with me,
you're in detention
for the whole weekend.
Mr. Gallo, this is BS.
Like, my parents are freaking out
over something I had nothing to do with.
Your parents? You should see mine.
Seriously, Mr. Gallo.
Nothing about this is fair.
I know.
When that cherry bomb went off,
it panicked everyone.
We all thought it was
So then, I triggered the new
lockdown technology system.
The alarms went off,
scared the whole school.
It sends out these text messages
to every parent and every
school board member,
and they're breathing down my neck.
They want to know what happened.
So help me.
Tell me who did it,
and then we can all just go home.
All right, fine. Hand them over.
- What do you mean by that?
- What?!
Come on, come on. Give them to me.
Let's go.
Look, you'll get them
back when detention's over.
- This is ridiculous.
- Thank you. Thank you.
Maybe use this time to think
about telling me who did it.
Someone's a snitch, man.
Yo.
Hey, girl.
Hey.
I'd be careful there, Jax.
Why?
- She's a cheerleader.
- Yeah.
Which basically means she's
got the muscles of a gymnast
and can fold you in half.
The wrong way.
Uh, hey. I'm right here?
And my name is Gabbi.
MacArthur.
But you can call me ma'am and
[WHISTLES]
Keep it moving.
Well, what's up with you
and the big guy?
[SARCASTICALLY] Ma'am.
My name's Winton Omawale.
And why do you care, Jax Bender?
Oh, I'm just curious.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay. I got this.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Never, nowhere, no chance, no way,
no how, absolutely not.
Not in a hundred years.
- Not in a million years?
- Not in a billion years.
- Not if it would solve world hunger?
- I'd rather jump off a cliff.
Not if we were the last
two people left on earth?
- Give me an N.
- ALL: N!
- Give me an O.
- ALL: O!
What does that spell?
ALL: No!
No? Okay, how about "not today, Satan?"
- GABBI: How about "pas de"
- Hey, is this someone's bag?
I think your phone's vibrating.
- Oh, languages, languages, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
[JAX SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Which is "I'd love to,
just not with you."
GABBI: Okay, how about "when pigs fly?"
JAX: Oh, we're going back
to the classics now.
JAX: Okay, well that's the
most classic line there is.
It's not me, it's not you, it's me.
[GASPS] Whoa!
[PANICKED BREATHING]
Jeez, what is your problem?
The bag.
Inside. It had a face.
A face?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, nice try bro.
I'm serious.
Look.
It's not funny.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
- Guess what I'm going to do?
Not look in that bag
because you told me to,
just for something stupid
to pop out and scare me.
No, respect man.
A prank like that takes
planning and foresight.
You guys, I'm not joking.
Gabbi, look at it.
Is big man going to go hide
behind your new girlfriend?
What is your problem?
Fine.
I'll look.
Look.
[SHRIEKS]
What is it?
[LAUGHS]
Nice.
So stupid.
Hey, hey, what are you?
Hey!
I know what I saw.
Sure you did.
You calling me a liar, now?
[IMITATES PHONE BEEPING]
Hello? A liar?
Okay. Enough of this stupidity.
[THUD]
You know there's a new school policy
about leaving unattended bags.
- Oh, shut up.
- Oh, Sam
Man, you're such a dork!
[FAN WHIRRING]
[CLOCK TICKS]
Mm, what have we got in here?
Jax, sit down.
You're going to get us in trouble.
I'm not doing anything.
Anyhow, how's Gallo going to know?
Dang.
This enhanced security
game is really interfering
with my high school experience.
It's a good thing I can MacGyver it.
[LAUGHS]
Only a white boy would push his
luck while already in detention
for screwing up the whole school.
On camera and everything.
- If that were you or me?
- We'd be expelled.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
They have a point.
Y'all are no fun. I gotta pee.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Stupid.
Jax is annoying, but
He just wants attention.
He's a good guy.
Tsk. Agree to disagree.
Wait, are you and Jax a thing?
Yeah, Zee. Is Jax your new boyfriend?
What? No, I
No. I would never.
Sure.
We're friends, but barely.
[RUSTLING]
You want to see a head in a bag?
I'll give you a head in a bag.
[LOUD GROAN]
Did y'all hear that?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
Where's Jax?
[DOOR SLAMS]
This is beyond disappointing.
He said he was going to the bathroom.
We can't help it if he
takes off on his own.
You can't leave your bags
lying around here, kids!
If he comes back here,
tell him he's suspended.
Now I've got to call his parents
and tell them I don't
know where their kid is.
In the meantime I'm locking this door.
[STUDENTS PROTESTING LOUDLY]
I'm sorry, I'll be back
for the rest of detention.
I can't have another kid
just ignore everything I say
and take off.
Damn.
He seems pissed.
Yeah, well Jax is probably the snitch.
Maybe you are, and
[RUSTLING]
Woah, what the?
Why is the bag moving?
See? I told you.
Well, I don't know
Look, this is just a prank.
No, it's not a prank.
I'm telling you guys I
saw a head in there.
[ALL SCREAM]
- We gotta do something now.
- Woah, woah, woah.
Why is it moving like that?
Someone grab it, it's still moving!
Shut up!
I'll do it.
It's just a stupid Jax prank.
I'll kill him when I see him.
[SCREAMING]
What, what, what the hell was that?
That was that was Jax.
That was Jax?
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
Stop it! Stop it!
This isn't real! It's just a joke!
Jax is doing this. He has to be.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
Sam. Sam.
[ALL SCREAM]
[SPLATTERING]
- WINTON: Sam.
- GABBI: Oh, my God.
[PANICKED SCREAMS]
Help!
[PANICKED SCREAMS]
Oh, my God!
There's gotta be something!
Guys, look around!
We gotta get outta here now!
Zee! Zee!
Go, go!
Hi, Mrs. Bender. It's Bob Gallo.
Look, I'm calling with
some awkward information.
Zee, help us!
Zee, what are you doing?!
Get something for the door!
Zee!
We can't stay here.
Mr. Gallo is going to come in.
And that thing is going
to jump him and kill him.
And kill us.
This is all my fault.
It's not your fault, Zee
Jax and I are the ones
who lit the cherry bomb.
I was mad at Winton,
because I thought you two were dating.
Jax just wanted to cheer me up.
He could be a good guy.
When Gallo called me into his office,
he told me he thought Jax did it.
But Jax said he saw you two
set off the cherry bomb,
and that I was with him,
and I'd back him up.
I didn't sell you two out.
Not really.
But the lockdown
made everyone freak out.
It was such a big deal,
and Gallo started talking
about automatic expulsion.
I panicked and said
I didn't know for sure.
Gallo could tell I was lying.
I'm so, so sorry.
I had no idea you liked me.
It doesn't matter now.
Wait, how did Sam get pulled into this?
Jax thought Sam would be the wildcard.
Plus, like he said,
he lives to annoy him.
[SIGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Lived to annoy him.
Oh, man.
[SIGHS]
What are we gonna do?
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.
Really likes that bag.
That's it.
We get the bag, and then we can get out.
And we can end this.
How are we going to do that?
I have to distract him
while you two get the bag.
I'm not fast like Gabbi,
and I'm not strong like Winton.
I can do this.
I can be the bait.
And you two are going to save my ass.
Zee.
For what it's worth, Winton and I,
we're just friends.
I ghosted you because I freaked out.
I've never liked a girl before.
Okay. We got this.
Ready?
Ready.
We're right behind you.
[CLANGING]
Hey!
Come and get me!
[GASPS]
- Winton!
- Hey!
Hey!
[RATTLING]
[FIRE ALARM BLARES]
Oh, my God! What the?!
Jax, Sam!
[ALARM BLARES]
Gallo!
Help!
It's actually happening!
COMPUTER: We are
now moving into lockdown.
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Stay calm.
We are now moving into lockdown.
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Get out of there!
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
[PANICKED SCREAMING] Help! Help!
No, no! How do I turn this off!
The police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Help! Help me, please! Help!
[CLOCK TICKING]
Woah!
Stop that. It's so annoying.
Oh, Samwise Gamgee,
you know I live to annoy you.
- Come here boy.
- Can you please move?
- Hey.
- Hey.
They put you in here too?
Surprise, surprise.
They did it before.
Clearly they're going to keep doing it.
- Right.
- Hey, did you go to that party?
GABBI: Yeah, the one at Cynthia's place.
- What did you think about the party?
- Sam, Jax, take your seats.
Gabbi, this is detention,
not social hour.
Find another seat
farther from your friend.
Principal Gallo,
this is an insane mistake.
I shouldn't be here.
And you know I wouldn't do
anything like what happened.
Yeah, none of us have
anything to do with it.
I don't understand why we're all
Do you have any proof
that any of us did this
I know all of you, you're good kids!
Doesn't feel like that's
what you're saying.
What you've been saying.
That was something else, Winton.
And I already apologized
for thinking that you
were involved with that.
Look, I don't want to be
here any more than you do.
But somebody's responsible
for that cherry bomb
in your gym class.
And I heard that one or more
of you may have been involved.
All of us? Are you serious?
[STUDENTS SPEAKING ANGRILY]
I don't know who's telling
the truth and who's not.
So until the one who is
responsible comes forth
and is straight with me,
you're in detention
for the whole weekend.
Mr. Gallo, this is BS.
Like, my parents are freaking out
over something I had nothing to do with.
Your parents? You should see mine.
Seriously, Mr. Gallo.
Nothing about this is fair.
I know.
When that cherry bomb went off,
it panicked everyone.
We all thought it was
So then, I triggered the new
lockdown technology system.
The alarms went off,
scared the whole school.
It sends out these text messages
to every parent and every
school board member,
and they're breathing down my neck.
They want to know what happened.
So help me.
Tell me who did it,
and then we can all just go home.
All right, fine. Hand them over.
- What do you mean by that?
- What?!
Come on, come on. Give them to me.
Let's go.
Look, you'll get them
back when detention's over.
- This is ridiculous.
- Thank you. Thank you.
Maybe use this time to think
about telling me who did it.
Someone's a snitch, man.
Yo.
Hey, girl.
Hey.
I'd be careful there, Jax.
Why?
- She's a cheerleader.
- Yeah.
Which basically means she's
got the muscles of a gymnast
and can fold you in half.
The wrong way.
Uh, hey. I'm right here?
And my name is Gabbi.
MacArthur.
But you can call me ma'am and
[WHISTLES]
Keep it moving.
Well, what's up with you
and the big guy?
[SARCASTICALLY] Ma'am.
My name's Winton Omawale.
And why do you care, Jax Bender?
Oh, I'm just curious.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay. I got this.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Never, nowhere, no chance, no way,
no how, absolutely not.
Not in a hundred years.
- Not in a million years?
- Not in a billion years.
- Not if it would solve world hunger?
- I'd rather jump off a cliff.
Not if we were the last
two people left on earth?
- Give me an N.
- ALL: N!
- Give me an O.
- ALL: O!
What does that spell?
ALL: No!
No? Okay, how about "not today, Satan?"
- GABBI: How about "pas de"
- Hey, is this someone's bag?
I think your phone's vibrating.
- Oh, languages, languages, okay.
- Mm-hmm.
[JAX SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Which is "I'd love to,
just not with you."
GABBI: Okay, how about "when pigs fly?"
JAX: Oh, we're going back
to the classics now.
JAX: Okay, well that's the
most classic line there is.
It's not me, it's not you, it's me.
[GASPS] Whoa!
[PANICKED BREATHING]
Jeez, what is your problem?
The bag.
Inside. It had a face.
A face?
[LAUGHS]
Yeah, nice try bro.
I'm serious.
Look.
It's not funny.
- I'm not trying to be funny.
- Guess what I'm going to do?
Not look in that bag
because you told me to,
just for something stupid
to pop out and scare me.
No, respect man.
A prank like that takes
planning and foresight.
You guys, I'm not joking.
Gabbi, look at it.
Is big man going to go hide
behind your new girlfriend?
What is your problem?
Fine.
I'll look.
Look.
[SHRIEKS]
What is it?
[LAUGHS]
Nice.
So stupid.
Hey, hey, what are you?
Hey!
I know what I saw.
Sure you did.
You calling me a liar, now?
[IMITATES PHONE BEEPING]
Hello? A liar?
Okay. Enough of this stupidity.
[THUD]
You know there's a new school policy
about leaving unattended bags.
- Oh, shut up.
- Oh, Sam
Man, you're such a dork!
[FAN WHIRRING]
[CLOCK TICKS]
Mm, what have we got in here?
Jax, sit down.
You're going to get us in trouble.
I'm not doing anything.
Anyhow, how's Gallo going to know?
Dang.
This enhanced security
game is really interfering
with my high school experience.
It's a good thing I can MacGyver it.
[LAUGHS]
Only a white boy would push his
luck while already in detention
for screwing up the whole school.
On camera and everything.
- If that were you or me?
- We'd be expelled.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
They have a point.
Y'all are no fun. I gotta pee.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Stupid.
Jax is annoying, but
He just wants attention.
He's a good guy.
Tsk. Agree to disagree.
Wait, are you and Jax a thing?
Yeah, Zee. Is Jax your new boyfriend?
What? No, I
No. I would never.
Sure.
We're friends, but barely.
[RUSTLING]
You want to see a head in a bag?
I'll give you a head in a bag.
[LOUD GROAN]
Did y'all hear that?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
Where's Jax?
[DOOR SLAMS]
This is beyond disappointing.
He said he was going to the bathroom.
We can't help it if he
takes off on his own.
You can't leave your bags
lying around here, kids!
If he comes back here,
tell him he's suspended.
Now I've got to call his parents
and tell them I don't
know where their kid is.
In the meantime I'm locking this door.
[STUDENTS PROTESTING LOUDLY]
I'm sorry, I'll be back
for the rest of detention.
I can't have another kid
just ignore everything I say
and take off.
Damn.
He seems pissed.
Yeah, well Jax is probably the snitch.
Maybe you are, and
[RUSTLING]
Woah, what the?
Why is the bag moving?
See? I told you.
Well, I don't know
Look, this is just a prank.
No, it's not a prank.
I'm telling you guys I
saw a head in there.
[ALL SCREAM]
- We gotta do something now.
- Woah, woah, woah.
Why is it moving like that?
Someone grab it, it's still moving!
Shut up!
I'll do it.
It's just a stupid Jax prank.
I'll kill him when I see him.
[SCREAMING]
What, what, what the hell was that?
That was that was Jax.
That was Jax?
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
This isn't real.
[MUFFLED ARGUING]
Stop it! Stop it!
This isn't real! It's just a joke!
Jax is doing this. He has to be.
This isn't real. It's a joke.
Sam. Sam.
[ALL SCREAM]
[SPLATTERING]
- WINTON: Sam.
- GABBI: Oh, my God.
[PANICKED SCREAMS]
Help!
[PANICKED SCREAMS]
Oh, my God!
There's gotta be something!
Guys, look around!
We gotta get outta here now!
Zee! Zee!
Go, go!
Hi, Mrs. Bender. It's Bob Gallo.
Look, I'm calling with
some awkward information.
Zee, help us!
Zee, what are you doing?!
Get something for the door!
Zee!
We can't stay here.
Mr. Gallo is going to come in.
And that thing is going
to jump him and kill him.
And kill us.
This is all my fault.
It's not your fault, Zee
Jax and I are the ones
who lit the cherry bomb.
I was mad at Winton,
because I thought you two were dating.
Jax just wanted to cheer me up.
He could be a good guy.
When Gallo called me into his office,
he told me he thought Jax did it.
But Jax said he saw you two
set off the cherry bomb,
and that I was with him,
and I'd back him up.
I didn't sell you two out.
Not really.
But the lockdown
made everyone freak out.
It was such a big deal,
and Gallo started talking
about automatic expulsion.
I panicked and said
I didn't know for sure.
Gallo could tell I was lying.
I'm so, so sorry.
I had no idea you liked me.
It doesn't matter now.
Wait, how did Sam get pulled into this?
Jax thought Sam would be the wildcard.
Plus, like he said,
he lives to annoy him.
[SIGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Lived to annoy him.
Oh, man.
[SIGHS]
What are we gonna do?
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.
Really likes that bag.
That's it.
We get the bag, and then we can get out.
And we can end this.
How are we going to do that?
I have to distract him
while you two get the bag.
I'm not fast like Gabbi,
and I'm not strong like Winton.
I can do this.
I can be the bait.
And you two are going to save my ass.
Zee.
For what it's worth, Winton and I,
we're just friends.
I ghosted you because I freaked out.
I've never liked a girl before.
Okay. We got this.
Ready?
Ready.
We're right behind you.
[CLANGING]
Hey!
Come and get me!
[GASPS]
- Winton!
- Hey!
Hey!
[RATTLING]
[FIRE ALARM BLARES]
Oh, my God! What the?!
Jax, Sam!
[ALARM BLARES]
Gallo!
Help!
It's actually happening!
COMPUTER: We are
now moving into lockdown.
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Stay calm.
We are now moving into lockdown.
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Get out of there!
Police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
[PANICKED SCREAMING] Help! Help!
No, no! How do I turn this off!
The police are being notified.
Please assume your lockdown positions.
Help! Help me, please! Help!