Best Medicine (2026) s02e02 Episode Script

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[suspenseful music]
- [thud]
- [metal clanking]
- [wood splintering]
- [metal clanking]
[thuds]
[upbeat, energetic music]
[seagulls squawking]
[ominous music]
[truck door slams]
Uh Good morning.
Yeah, you the welcome wagon? Nice robe.
Honey, why are you--
Who is this? Why is she in our parking lot?
"Authentic Brooklyn pizza"
Are you trying to sell
pizza in our parking lot?
Oh, no, no, no. I'm making an ice rink.
Go get your skates.
Of course I'm selling
pizza. What do you think?
Can't operate a food truck on our property.
Ah, ah, ah!
All right. See that, right there?
That's your property line, right there.
And over here is where I have a permit
to sell my delicious pizza.
So you, boop, boop, boop!
Get off my property. Stop hassling me.
Listen, Cher from Moonstruck,
you've made a big mistake.
The people of Port Wenn don't
follow trendy food novelties,
and they won't want your pizza.
That is a nice dream, man from Cocoon.
Now go back to bed, and have another.
Waah, waah, waah, waah, waah!
That's a movie about old people.
Also aliens.
[Greg] Does that make it better?
I don't care if all the other
fishermen are using superglue.
This could have gotten infected.
Why didn't you come see me sooner?
You don't come to me with your problems.
Why should I come to you with mine?
- Because I'm a doctor.
- Hmm.
Any other big secrets
you're not telling me?
Like, this conversation
is really irritating me.
I think all conversations
that are important
are irritating to you.
Okay, look, my
blood phobia was-- is
[sighs] private.
And until the lighthouse,
I didn't tell anyone.
Except Elaine and Louisa.
Okay, that's just how it worked out.
I didn't mean to hide anything from you.
I was trying not to think about it.
It's humiliating.
Is there anything you can do about it?
[sighs] Eden has some new techniques
that she's been reading about.
Any of them include eye
of newt and a cauldron?
Listen, Eden and I are in a relationship,
and she's not going anywhere.
- Even if I paid her?
- [door creaks]
Doc, you're needed at the Salty Breeze.
- Apparently somebody was hurt.
- Oh.
Look, I would like you to
make an effort with Eden.
She, like you, is very important to me,
so please be kind for me?
Okay, fine. I'll try.
Go on, go. Go, go, go.
Go on.
[Elaine] Oh!
[whimsical music]
Honey, are you okay?
What? Yes. Yeah. I'm good.
I don't know. That's just
I'm-- I'm fine. I'm good. [chuckles]
Okay.
♪
- [Eden sighs]
- Oh, hello. I, uh
You forgot I was coming this weekend.
No, no, I-- There just seems to be
an emergency at the Salty Breeze,
- and I have to--
- Oh, well, then, no, you go.
I will-- I will drop my luggage,
and I will meet you there.
- [Martin] All right.
- [Elaine sighs]
Let the fun begin.
[door bangs shut]
[Eden sighs]
[whimsical music]
[Eden sighs dramatically]
What is it? What happened?
I think it's pretty bad, Doc.
[ominous music]
[clears throat]
♪
[muffled snickering]
[laughing]
- Gotcha.
- [laughter]
It's it's
It's just ketchup.
You should have seen the
look on your face, Doc, huh?
[townspeople laughing]
- Ah!
- You think this is funny?
- [Bert] What?
- [Martin] Hmm?
This?
This was an obscene waste of condiments!
Oh, come on, Doc, it--
it's just a little joke.
Oh, you think this is all funny, huh?
A kitten on roller skates is funny.
A bunch of horny teens getting
butchered at a summer camp,
that's funny.
But this is disrespectful.
And you should all be
ashamed of yourselves.
[door creaks]
So you're afraid of a little blood.
So what?
I mean, I'm afraid of snakes.
Scared to death of 'em, but who cares?
I mean, you know, it's
not like my job is to take
- care of snakes, that would
- Martin! Martin!
[Bert] But We were just
having some fun, Doc!
- Martin.
- [Bert] Come on, Doc!
[Eden] I am so sorry.
Okay, you are Martin James Best.
You are one of the finest
surgeons in the country.
And these backwards lobster
people, they're taunting you?
That is not okay.
It's outrageous.
We are gonna get you over
that blood phobia, okay?
And we're going to get you back to Boston,
so you can get the respect you deserve.
- Exactly.
- [woman] Help!
- Unbelievable.
- [woman] Help!
What now?
Does the nonsense ever
stop with these people?
You know what, you go back to the house,
- and I'll be right there, okay?
- Okay. Okay.
- [Sally] Call 9-1-1!
- You know what, Sally?
You can save your ketchup, okay?
I'm not gonna fall for
another ridiculous stunt.
This isn't a stunt.
This isn't ridiculous!
My pharmacy's been robbed.
[theme music]
You need to inventory your
supply of opioids, amphetamines,
and any other medication
that has street value.
- Ma! Ma!
- [Sally whimpers]
- Are you okay?
- Marky, hold me.
- I'm shaking.
- Oh, Ma.
Doc, how are you holding up?
Heard about Bert and the ketchup.
Didn't go over so well, right?
That was literally two minutes ago.
News travels. Do you want to talk it out?
I'm never gonna want to talk it out.
Got it. You let me know when you do.
- Which is never.
- Look at this!
- Oh, baby!
- This is, like,
a legit crime scene.
I get to use my yellow tape.
Man, these out-of-town
fishermen are really wreaking havoc.
Wait, what makes you think an
out-of-town fisherman did this?
Who else could it be? We
never used to have crime
like this, Doc.
Now we got drunk and disorderlies.
We've got public brawls.
We've got jaywalking. Well, that was you.
We got public urination. That was me.
Okay. Listen up.
I have the preliminary
list of what is missing.
- Mm-hmm?
- One suture kit.
Four packages of bandages and gauze.
- Mm-hmm?
- Some rubbing alcohol.
Five vials of morphine.
And, uh, this is weird, but
[clears throat] one box of
extra-large male adult diapers.
Okay, so we're looking
for a fisherman addict
who sews, and poops his pants.
Wait, Sally, there were
no pills taken, right?
- And no cash?
- No!
The opposite. Look!
Someone left money right on the counter.
- It's
- [coins clinking]
$23.75.
That's the exact cost of the adult diapers.
That is so strange.
Good morning. Oh!
- Hello.
- Hello.
Wow, it's, uh so crowded.
[chuckles] Uh, hi, Sally.
I came to pick up my medication.
- It's gone.
- [Louisa] What?
- They got that, too.
- [Louisa] Wait, what's gone?
Who got what, too? And
why is it so messy in here?
Was Louisa's medication
next to the morphine
- in a similar vial?
- Yes.
Are you missing any hypodermic needles?
Uh
[gasps] I am.
- [bell dings, clatters]
- Has the pharmacy been robbed?
Yes! And your medication is gone.
My fertility medication?
But I have to inject that stuff
exactly 36 hours from right now,
or I'll miss my egg retrieval window.
All right, people.
We got 36 hours to retrieve those eggs.
That's not how it works, Mark.
We've got 36 hours 'til
the eggs hatch inside her.
- [Martin] Still not it.
- It's a shot,
a-- a trigger shot, to
prepare my eggs for retrieval.
And it came all the way from St. Louis,
and we'll never get another one in time.
Okay, so he sews, poops his pants,
- and wants a baby.
- What?
- No.
- What part?
All of it.
No, I think what's really going on here
is someone, somewhere
in Port Wenn was injured.
And they broke in here
for needle and thread,
bandages, and morphine to
sew up some sort of wound.
But why rob the pharmacy?
Why not just go to the ER in Bar Harbor?
Or come to you? You're a doctor.
That is a great question.
- Thank you, Doctor.
- My guess is,
they took your medicine by accident.
And the only real clue we have
is the diapers.
Our thief may be adult,
male, and extra large.
Sally, who in town is
over 65, over 200 pounds,
and is medicated for incontinence?
[in unison] Old Man Collins.
Maybe we need to pay him a visit.
If he may have my meds,
I'm coming with you!
Sorry, that was intense. Sorry.
I'm fine. [chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm fine.
[birds chirping]
- Hey, Eden.
- Oh.
Ooh, nice shirt. So grown up.
Hey, listen, would you, uh,
like to come to lunch tomorrow?
W-- Wouldn't that be fun?
Did Martin put you up to this?
Uh, okay, yeah. He did.
I see. Lunch?
Because then we could, you know
talk and get to know each other,
because
both of us are important to Martin, so.
All right. Lunch.
Tomorrow. I bring my own cutlery.
[whimsical music]
[whispering] Not surprised at all.
I don't understand. We
were booked solid for lunch.
[lively music playing faintly]
[lyrics in Italian]
There's our lunch rush right there.
- There you go.
- Thank you.
I can't believe this!
Sorry, guys, but you don't serve pizza.
Excuse me?
We have artisanal flatbreads.
Artisanal flatbreads. Do you hear yourself?
It's real Brooklyn pizza.
See, it says "authentic".
How would you all like
to be authentically banned
from the Salty Breeze?
- For life!
- [woman gasps]
[Gina] Hey, hey, hey. Sweetheart.
Quit hassling my customers.
- [both] Your customers?
- "Your customers"!
That's what we said.
Yeah, well, God forbid people
should have something different for once.
Bye-bye. Quick like a bunny.
Here you go, sweetheart.
- There you go.
- I see you all.
- I-- Frankie!
- Irma.
- [Greg groans]
- Okay. All right.
- Come on.
- Okay.
That woman is killing me.
She's like My Cousin Vinny meets Godzilla.
- Oh, Elaine!
- [Elaine] Hey.
Please tell me you're here for lunch.
Yeah, of course I am.
What is up with that
pizza truck that's outside?
Can I have a cranberry juice, please?
- [George] Yeah.
- Extra large, extra large.
That devil woman outside
has discovered that she can
park her truck next to our establishment
and sell her nasty garbage dirt pizza!
Ugh!
Well, you know, it smells nasty out there.
- [both] Yes!
- It does. All the fresh bread
and the-- the sauce.
It's-- Yuck, yuck, ugh.
Uh-huh. Honey, what's going on with you?
Why are you doing that?
Why are you so squirmy?
It's nothing. I'm fine.
It might be a UTI, but
I'm just gonna head it off.
So this feels good.
Have you talked to Doc Martin about your
situation?
- Oh, the burning vajayjay?
- [Greg chuckles awkwardly]
No, that's never gonna happen.
I think I'm just gonna,
uh-- just drink it away.
I'll just do some more cranberry juice.
- Okay.
- I'll be good.
[George] And-- and the pizza.
Did it look nasty, too?
Talk about ew!
- Eww!
- All of that melted cheese?
- Yes!
- What is in that?
You know what I mean?
It's too much. She's doing too much.
No charge for that drink, honey.
Thank you so much. I love you guys.
[laid-back music]
What? Don't you glare at me like that.
Hey, hey, you. Curly.
Yeah, yeah. I know you.
You're that Face of Port Wenn
chick. Get over here. Come on.
Time is money. I saw you on the 'Grams.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Brooklyn.
That's funny. Listen,
how'd you like to help me
expand my customer base?
I'll give you $500 to do a collab.
Hot chicks, hot slices. Come on!
You must be completely insane.
Are you completely insane?
- Are you completely insane?
- No. I asked you that.
- All right, $1,500.
- $1,500?
For half an hour of work!
High-end call girls don't make that much.
At least my sister didn't.
Look, don't be an idiot, all right?
$1,500. Boom, boom.
[Mark] Sir, if you robbed the pharmacy,
if you're peeing your
pants a little, it's no biggie.
[Martin] If the medication I
prescribed for bladder control
isn't working, then we
need to try something new,
but robbery isn't the answer.
If you took my fertility meds by mistake,
please hand them over, I
promise I won't be mad at you,
but I just-- I called every
pharmacy in Bar Harbor,
and nobody can help me,
and I only have 33 hours left.
Y'all are a very high-strung bunch.
And I don't pee in my pants!
My shorts are dry as my skin.
Wait, so you didn't take the diapers?
No, I did. I saw the
pharmacy's door broken open,
and I took the diaper, but I
left money on the counter.
If you're not incontinent, then
why are you taking diapers?
For my planters.
They retain the moisture from my begonias.
But I don't want to be seen buying them.
I'm still a single man, you know.
Respect. So you didn't take
the morphine or the bandages?
Or my medication?
No idea what you're talking about.
[phone buzzing]
[Mark] Hello.
What?
All right, I'll be right there.
Wow! Okay, I don't want
anybody to freak out.
I just got some news.
There's been another robbery.
- What?
- What?
[George] We've been here 18
years and you walk up in here
with your door knockers and jorts
- thinking you own the place!
- As if stealing our customers
wasn't enough, now
you're stealing our booze!
Shut your face!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait,
what's going on here?
Where's the robbery?
Someone looted The Salty Breeze!
"The Salty Breeze."
Should be called "The Salty Food."
Mark, tase this woman
in her face right now!
George, you know I don't have a--
How could she rob you with
all these witnesses out there
- watching her make pizza?
- Oh, don't defend her, Doc.
Unless you've been chomping on
one of her little pepperoni
slices like a traitor.
'Cause see, Martin, that's
how the devil turns you.
With pizza.
George, too far. Sorry, Martin.
But if you have been eating her pizza,
then you are dead to us.
Just calm down. Mark, will
you take this woman outside
- while I--
- "Take this woman out--"
As if I don't have a name. It's Gina.
Gina Marie Afrigola.
Gina Marie Afrigola. Gina Marie Afrigola.
You are stressing me out!
- Are you okay?
- Are you okay?
Would you get me out of here?
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
There. See?
She took two bottles of
vodka, one bottle of rum.
[George] And she hit our skeeter box.
- What's a skeeter box?
- We have mosquito spray
and Benadryl cream for
our guests to treat bites.
You will notice all three
tubes of Benadryl are gone.
Why would she take
alcohol and bug bite cream?
Because she's from Brooklyn.
- It's all she knows.
- Greg, that's too far.
It's profiling.
You're right, I'm sorry.
[hushed] But it's true.
[intriguing music]
What is it, Doc?
I think these robberies might be connected.
Connected how?
Someone took morphine from the pharmacy.
But some people are allergic to morphine.
And the thief couldn't
hit the pharmacy again,
so they came here, took the Benadryl
to treat the allergy, and to get
alcohol.
To dull the pain?
Well, why aren't they
seeking professional care?
- Hmm.
- [door opens]
Hey. Hey, everybody.
I don't think it's Gina.
I looked around her truck
and I didn't find anything,
- so we should probably just--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
What's that red dot on your chin?
Is it pizza sauce?
- [Greg gasps]
- No!
No! Mark!
People, it's not Gina!
It's likely two people, one wounded.
Mark, we need to ask around the dock,
see if any fishermen were
hurt or know anything.
Maybe there was, like, a brawl or something
that I didn't know about.
I can't be everywhere at once, okay?
I'm just a one-man police force
with an outdated Android phone.
[George] It must be so hard for you.
Oh! And by the way, Martin.
We didn't mean anything
by our little joke this morning.
Oh, you didn't mean to
have a laugh at my expense?
- Well
- No, we meant to.
But we thought that you would just--
I didn't.
[seabirds squawking]
- [Al] Collab?
- Mm-hmm.
With the pizza lady?
Would you really do that?
I don't know. It is so much money.
And if we're moving to New York, it--
- Yeah, but what about--
- Greg and George. I know.
- I know.
- But it could be good
for your career if you did
some actual professional work.
But what about, you know
my integrity? Ugh! [sighs]
But Greg and George would understand.
They know that you're
leaving, that you need money.
Yeah.
Yes.
They will totally understand that.
- Mm-hmm.
- And forgive me.
- Yeah. You're right.
- Yeah.
Okay. [clears throat]
- Thank you.
- You good?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Okay.
No!
- No. No.
- No to
The home entertainment system is down.
- Right.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay. Get out of here!
- Yeah.
- I love you, though.
- Love you.
Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good stuff.
[pained laugh]
I just can't stop thinking
that someone is in real trouble right now.
But I can't figure out who,
where, or how to help them.
Okay. Let's talk it out.
All right. There's someone out there
- Mm-hmm.
- with an untreated wound
- and an allergy to morphine.
- Uh-huh.
Okay, they need real medical attention,
but they don't wanna
seem to go to a doctor.
Mmm. Or, none of this is related.
Someone broke into the
pharmacy looking for drugs.
Someone else robbed The
Salty Breeze looking for booze.
Hmm. Maybe you're right.
Could all be my imagination.
Mmm. It's still impressive
how much you care, though.
And considering how they treated you
at the Salty Breeze, you know?
Yes, that was incredibly inappropriate.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
- Mmm.
Um
I want you to know that I--
I respect you
very much.
And I respect you too, very much.
Mmm. Were you serious
about moving back to Boston?
Possibly.
I mean, I don't think I'll
ever really belong here.
Mmm. Yeah.
And then we can spend
all of our time together.
[distant clattering]
[unsettling music]
What?
Where is--
What did they take?
Hey. What'd they get?
♪
Forceps.
They took one of my long forceps.
Like these.
But why would they
take something like that?
Because someone's
trying to extract a bullet.
Mmm!
Authentic Brooklyn pizza,
served fresh from the parking lot.
Ooh [grunts]
- [grunts]
- Laine, you all right?
- [strained] Yeah.
- You're supposed to look like
you love my pizza, not like
you're swallowing knives.
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Let's just do it again.
- Let's do it one more time. Yep.
- One more time.
- I'm fine. Yep. Yeah.
- One more time. One more time.
- Let's do it. Great. Good note.
- Okay. All right.
Okay, and action!
Mmm!
[pained] Authentic Brooklyn pizza,
served fresh from the parking lot.
- [groaning, gasping]
- I'm sorry.
- Is my pizza electrocuting you?
- Oh, my God.
My vajayjay knows this is
wrong. It's setting me on fire.
I have to stop. I have to stop. I
Elaine "Judas" Denton.
No, I-- sorry. You're
not supposed to see this.
What in the Port Wenn
follies are you doing?
You traitor!
Please, just go back to bed.
I will never sleep again.
I'm so sorry. I was just
doing it for the money.
How much did she offer you, huh?
How much for the price of your soul?
It's like $1,500.
- Oh, okay.
- Wow, that's a lot.
Well, that's not nothing-- but Elaine!
$1,500.
You think I'm paying 1,500
smackers for this goon show?
No way, Jose. No way, Jose. No way, Jose.
[George] You see how
she just turned on you?
- [Greg] You see?
- You see what you aligned with?
You understand that
we're going to New York?
You're dimming your light for $1500.
- She just said that.
- No, babe, don't--
What is wrong with you?
Okay, I need to go.
So, someone has been
shot, but they're still alive.
And this is our hypothetical patient.
And the thief is trying to save them.
And the thief has, like,
a big old head like this.
It's just a representation, Mark, okay?
And what makes you think
the patient has been shot?
- Forceps.
- Okay.
They're trying to dig out
the bullet with forceps,
but they're not seeking medical attention,
because hospitals have
to report gunshot wounds.
Damn, you're right. It's
someone who does crimes,
But, like, for a living.
And asking for help is a risk
- they can't afford to take.
- Correct.
I also discovered the thief took
an albuterol inhaler, like this one.
Ooh.
Why are you both going, ooh?
Not sure. It just felt like something
- I was supposed to do.
- Me too.
All right.
Now, the patient is obviously
struggling to breathe.
Now, it could be asthma,
or it could be a gradual
loss of lung function,
which they're mistaking for asthma.
- Ooh.
- Stop with the ooh-ing.
There's no reason to ooh, okay?
The bullet may have
actually nicked the lung.
And if I'm correct, soon the patient won't
be able to breathe at all.
Hot damn, Doc. You are either the most
brilliant medical detective ever,
or you're seriously delusional
and you need professional help.
- Thank you, Mark.
- Look at the three of us,
working together like Sherlock and Holmes,
banding together to combat a crime wave.
After everything that we've been through,
the three of us, it
seriously warms my heart.
- It is nice.
- I concur.
But right now, we need
to find these people.
Right. Okay, stat.
Louisa, how much time
do we got left on the clock?
Uh Uh, ten hours left.
We're gonna make it.
Ten hours left till we
gotta get you knocked up.
That's not exactly No.
How long does the patient have?
I-I don't know. I
But we need to find them,
and I don't know where to look.
[knocking]
Hey.
- What do you want, Bert?
- I
I just wanna say I'm really sorry,
you know, about our joke.
We-- we thought it'd be
a fun way to, you know
What, to embarrass me? How mature.
Look, I don't have time
for your nonsense right now.
I'm a doctor, and I'm
trying to save a life.
Greg, what are you doing here?
I
I need to speak with someone, because I
I think Gina's a killer.
Oh.
♪
So sorry about the tarp.
I finally got the house paid off,
and then had a little
unexpected remodeling.
Oh, look. You did bring your own cutlery.
Well, that's not too creepy.
Oh, and I-- I did bring
I-- I brought wine, too.
I-- you know, I thought it might help.
I thought the same thing.
Better safe than sorry.
[laughter]
You know what I would say?
I would say this is
going surprisingly well.
And to be honest, I was dreading this.
Not as much as me.
Oh, cheers, cheers, cheers. Mm.
Mm.
I am so sorry. I do hiccup,
if I've had more than one glass of--
Well, you've definitely had more than one.
You and I have a lot in common.
- We do?
- Yes.
We are both hard-working
women, running our own businesses
in a male-dominated industry,
and we won't let anyone
or anything stop us.
And we both love Martin.
Yeah, that is another thing
we do have in common.
- Yeah.
- Oh, it is just
Try putting your arms up over your head,
and then gulp five times. Real big.
Like, big gulp.
Trust me, when Martin moves to Boston,
I'll be sure to tell him he can come back
and visit from time to
time. And you can come visit,
whenever you'd like.
What?
Well, when Martin rehabs
from his blood phobia,
and he gets back to
his real life, you know,
- in surgery in Boston.
- His real life?
Oh, my God-- Wow.
I am cured. Thank you.
Why don't you pour me another?
- Love to.
- Mm.
I mean, you didn't honestly
think that he would stay here,
in Port Wenn, forever.
Actually, I kind of did.
- Oh.
- But, you know
Things change.
There was a time, not too long ago,
when I was pretty sure
that Martin and Louisa
were gonna be together
forever.
Uh, pardon? What was that?
Well, you know, the big ol' kiss.
Everybody was talking about it.
But I guess things have changed.
Haven't they?
No, no, no, no, I have proof now.
I went out to talk to her,
but she didn't see me.
And she was muttering to herself,
and she said it again and again.
- She said what?
- She said, oh, God.
Oh, God. I shot him. I shot him.
She must have said it 30 times.
I shot him.
♪
Another slice of cheese, please.
Cheese, please. Cheese, please.
Cheese, please. Cheese, please
Or maybe you'd like a hot dog instead.
Because what's better than Brooklyn pizza?
Authentic Brooklyn hot dogs.
Come and get them.
Hot dogs.
How dare you, infringing on my business?
Oh, you infringed first.
Do you have a license
to operate a food cart?
Do you have a license to be awful?
Oh, this is actually delicious.
Delicious? Delicious?
Hey, hey, uh, half off, all slices.
Yeah, over here. That's right.
How do ya like me now, lobster boy?
- Come on.
- No charge for hot dogs!
- [Gina] What--
- Free food! Free food!
No charge for hot dogs.
Hey, how about no charge for pizza?
- Free. Free!
- Free hot dogs.
There you go. Hi.
- [George] Free food.
- Hot dogs.
- At no charge.
- Free hot dogs!
[Gina] Free pizza. Hot dogs.
It's all good, thanks for taking that.
- Hot dogs. How you doing?
- Free hot dogs!
- Hot dogs.
- [Martin] Here we go.
[George] Free hot dog!
Hot dogs. Hot dogs.
Hot dogs. That's hot dogs.
Hey there, Gina. Hi. Hey.
We need to ask you
some questions right now.
Right now. Right now. Right now.
Oh, wait. Wait. This woman's not okay.
Louisa, will you help me get her inside?
- Gina, you come with me.
- Hi.
Hey, here we go. Here we go.
Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Well, we've got hot dogs back to $5.
That feels exploitative.
Oh, go cry to your
little pizza friend, Irma.
I mean, that's I got
$20 hot dogs for you.
- $20 for a hot dog
- No. No. No.
You are not bringing her in here.
- Get her out of here!
- Greg.
- [Gina] Get her out of here.
- Stand down.
- Get her out of here
- Gina, I need you to
do something for me. I need you to
give me 20 jumping jacks.
- Yes. You can do it. Come on.
- Get her out of here.
Get her out of here. Get her out of here.
- [door closing]
- [George] What is going on?
He's making her exercise?
As punishment, make her
do 30 crunches next stop.
And lunges. Death lunges.
Okay. Okay. I think you can stop.
- Is that a little bit better?
- Yeah.
Good. Okay. Let's sit down.
- I'll get her some water.
- Okay. Thank you.
It's okay. Just keep breathing.
How long have you been
repeating what you hear?
It comes and goes.
When I was a kid, I failed math.
When my mom left.
When I divorced Charlie, that jerk.
And then it went away.
- Until?
- Until I got here.
My dad died.
And my brothers, they took over the shop.
And I didn't want to stick around and watch
those two stunods run it
into the ground, you know?
So I thought I'd start a food truck.
Go somewhere nice.
But who knew that these two,
the black guy and the old lady,
would make me so crazy.
The echo came back.
I think the stress of this situation
is exacerbating what I
would guess is latent echolalia.
- Echolalia.
- It's a symptom of Tourette's.
A symptom of Tourette's
I'm not repeating.
I'm just surprised.
It has different symptoms
for different people.
But how well you improve during exercise
tells me a lot. And
that it's returning now,
when you're under stress,
is consistent with Tourette's.
This war needs to stop.
- [exclaiming]
- You are jeopardizing
the mental health of this
woman, not to mention
acting like giant babies.
Gina, this diagnosis
does not define you.
Right? With treatment, therapy, medication,
you can lead a full life.
Right? Unencumbered by your condition.
[George] Listen.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
We didn't realize you were suffering.
- [door opening]
- Hey.
Is that tomato sauce?
[Gina] Is that mustard?
Guys, Brooklyn is awesome.
- True.
- Okay. Okay.
So if it's okay, maybe
we can talk about her
- shooting someone now?
- Yes, right. Sorry.
Now, Gina, you were heard
earlier muttering to yourself
- saying, I shot him.
- Yeah.
But you didn't shoot anyone, did you?
You overheard someone saying
it, and you were just repeating it.
Well, I thought I'd go for a walk
in those crazy woods you have.
But I got lost, for hours.
And who did you see? I
mean, where were they?
Well, it was getting
dark. And then I saw this
dinky little cabin in the woods.
And then out of nowhere,
I hear someone yell,
"Oh, God, I shot him!"
But I did not want to get involved.
I do not like cops, you know?
- Not like you. Real cops.
- Yeah, okay.
So I ran like a bat out of
hell, and then I was home,
And I just kept hearing those
words like a loop in my head.
And then it stressed me out, you know?
- Someone's in trouble!
- It's okay.
Now, where were you
exactly when you heard this?
Heard this? I don't know. I don't know.
Somewhere with trees.
Hey, Gina, you have
poison ivy on your knees.
Huh? Uh
Oh, I got Tourette's and poison ivy?
Oh, this
This place is really magical, you know?
It's unusual to get it on your knees.
Were you crawling through
bushes or lying down in the?
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- What is it?
- What is it?
I know exactly where she
was walking in the woods.
She knows exactly where
she was walking in the woods.
Martin? Martin, I need to talk with you.
Elaine, are you okay?
Yes. Yep.
Yeah, I'm fine.
No, no. Ah!
Oh, my God. My vagina
is incinerating my panties.
Okay, well, your vagina
should not be doing that.
- Let me examine you.
- No!
Don't jeopardize your
health because you dislike me.
But I dislike you so much.
Okay.
- Into the exam room. Let's go.
- I-- I just.
- Come on. Here we go.
- I--
- Come on. Up we go.
- Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's time.
- It's time.
- Okay.
- Oh, God.
- [Eden] Yeah.
[Elaine] Yeah. It's time. It's time.
Well, I think you were right.
It is a UTI and a very, very bad one.
Ugh. Ugh.
You're going to be fine.
I'm going to call in a prescription
to Sally right now and you
can pick it up on your way home
to a nice hot bath and
a good night's sleep.
Okay. Uh.
[Elaine sighing]
- Thanks.
- Mm.
[clearing throat] Okay.
You have been very nice.
It was weird.
I have my moments.
Now, um.
Do you have any idea
where Martin is right now?
Ma-- I-- Um
Yeah. I think Al saw Doc
and Louisa, like, running off
into the woods together tonight, something.
Saw-- saw them running
off into the woods together?
Yeah. I think it was Nibbler's Trail or
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. No.
- which is this--
- Mm-mm. Nope. No.
- Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no, no.
Uh-oh.
[Elaine gasping]
[Louisa sighing]
Yep. Classic Nibbler's Trail.
Poison ivy all along
the upside of the hill,
gets everybody's knees.
Are there cabins here?
See, I had some old hunting cottages.
Maybe we should split
up to cover more ground.
Like, I'll go this way.
You guys can just divide and conquer
when you get to the cliffs.
Okay.
Okay.
So, um
how are you feeling about
the whole blood prank thing?
I mean, you seemed pretty upset.
I don't like teasing.
Or pranks.
My parents used to tease us.
They thought they were
being clever, but they weren't.
My cousin, Frances, when
she had to wear a bandage
on half her face for a whole year,
we called her Frantom of the Opera.
- That's not funny.
- It was kind of funny.
[Louisa chuckling]
Were you, uh, teased by the other kids
in school when you were little?
Yes. I mean, granted,
I was a smug little jerk.
But still, there's nothing
funny about it to me.
Yeah, that must have been very painful,
but you can see how this
is a little bit different, right?
No. I can't. It's not
different. What do you mean?
Well, you did just tell everybody
about your blood phobia,
which is surprising and-- and odd,
you know, especially for the town doctor.
And they didn't reject
you or run you out of town.
They just-- they chose
to tease you a little bit,
you know, instead to break the tension.
Well, whatever it was, I didn't like it.
It was their way of saying,
"We accept you. You're one
of us. And you belong here."
Hm.
You know what?
I didn't see it that way.
I know.
It's okay.
[Eden] Martin?
Martin? Martin?
Oh, I found you.
- Eden, what are you?
- Oh, Martin, I'll be.
I made it. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Oh.
I just thought I'd come and help.
Yeah.
I did snag my blouse
on a-- on a bush, though.
And then there were the mosquitoes.
[Eden laughing]
How are you guys doing?
How is everything here?
You hiked all the way here?
Yeah. Yeah, I wanted
to join the search party.
I mean, how could I not, being a doctor?
You know, Martin and
I are-- are both doctors.
- I know.
- So we're very compatible.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right, honey?
- Yep, both doctors.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm.
[Mark] Guys, guys, follow my voice.
I see it. I see it.
- Okay, we got to go.
- Okay, go, go, go.
- Oh, watch your knees.
- Okay.
You can't tell our parents.
We're not supposed to be here.
Nobody can know. We'll
get in so much trouble.
Are you okay?
[Martin] Yes.
I can do this.
We're supposed to be
in Vermont on a field trip,
but we stuck away for a weekend together.
Kyle took his dad's hunting rifle,
and he was going to show me
how to hunt rabbits and squirrels.
But then the gun went off. And when he--
You in too much pain to be moved?
I read up a lot online, like medical stuff.
And I was trying to figure out how to--
Yeah, you were trying
to extract the bullet.
- But I couldn't get it.
- Mm-hm.
And then Kyle had, like, an asthma attack,
but he didn't bring his inhaler.
- It's Okay.
- [Martin] Kyle is not having
an asthma attack, his lung's deflated.
You must have punctured it
when you were stitching him up.
- Oh, God.
- The best is here.
Collapsed lungs created
pressure in the chest cavity
which could stop his heart.
We need to act now.
[Martin panting]
- Martin, close your eyes.
- Mm-hmm.
Okay? Breathe with me.
Slowly in.
Slowly out.
[Eden exhaling]
I got it.
Wait, are you sure about this
because I watched this TikTok
- and it's--
- Shut up.
[Kyle gasping]
That's right. Up at the top of the ridge.
Yeah, has the Life Flight seen us yet?
I don't see a chopper.
We're just south of the stream. Yeah.
[Kyle breathing and gasping]
He's going to be all right, right, Martin?
Yeah, he'll still be an
idiot, but he'll live, okay?
We need to get him to the hospital.
Antibiotics immediately.
Hey, Life Flight's going
to be here any second.
- Everybody okay?
- Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
That's my medication.
It's right there. It's right there.
Um, and I have to take it right now.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Oh, my God.
I got it.
- It's right there. Okay.
- [Martin] Mm-hmm.
- You got it.
- [Eden] All right.
- Um.
- [Martin] You got it?
[Eden] Yeah, yeah. I've got this.
You can just take, uh,
your shirt up a little bit.
- Okay. Um
- Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh
Um, I don't
I don't know if I want to do this anymore.
I mean, maybe this
was, you know, all a sign.
You know, maybe I shouldn't do this.
Maybe I'm-- maybe I'm not-- I'm not--
Maybe I'm not meant to be a mother.
Maybe I'm not meant to be a mother. I--
Forget it. Forget it. Forget it.
I don't want to do it anymore.
- Louisa, look at me.
- Forget it.
[Martin] Look at me. Look at me now.
[Louisa gasping]
You've been planning, saving, and working
towards this moment for months, okay?
- I know. I know. I know. I know.
- Look at me.
[sobbing] I--
Don't worry about the future.
Don't worry about anything else, okay?
Okay. [sniffling]
I know how much you want this.
And I promise you it's
going to be okay, okay?
- [Louisa] Okay.
- It's going to be okay.
[Louisa] Okay.
- It's going to be okay.
- Come on. We could do this.
- Okay.
- We got you. We got you.
- Okay.
- All right?
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Do it now.
Yeah.
[Louisa gasping]
[Martin] Done.
- That's it?
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey. Hey, go us.
- We did it.
- [helicopter whirring]
- That's the chopper.
That's the chopper.
Hey, that's the Life Flight.
You're going to be okay,
bud. You're going to be okay.
All right. All right.
Get out of here.
Aren't they the cutest together?
No.
And Gina relocated her truck
to the Legion Hall parking lot.
But I nicely helped her pack up
and gave her a bottle
of wine as an apology.
Good.
This was not you at your best.
No, it was not. We should be very ashamed.
What's that on your shirt?
Tomato sauce?
Gregory Wilhelmina Garrison.
Elaine! Cranberry juice?
Oh, no, no. I have recovered.
- Ginger ale, please.
- [Greg] Ooh.
And
Sarah, how was your lunch with Eden?
- [growling]
- Didn't go well?
That would be a no.
Did you know that she
plans on taking him back
to Boston forever?
- Why?
- What? Now?
Hm.
What?
I feel weird saying it, but
she was actually nice to me yesterday.
Don't go soft on me, Elaine.
It just makes me wonder, you know?
He has been here for a while now.
And he doesn't seem
like he totally gets us,
so I-- I don't know.
Maybe he's supposed to be with her.
Nope. Not a chance.
He's Port Wenn through and through,
whether he knows it or not.
I will not give up hope.
- Later, everybody.
- [George] Later.
Sarah, you don't want this coffee?
[Sarah] No, I don't.
- Buzz kill.
- I know.
- [snake hissing]
- [Bert shouting]
What the hell?
Who would do something like that?
Good morning, Bert. I got you a coffee.
[Martin whistling]
Have a nice day.
[theme song playing]