Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s02e02 Episode Script

1
Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage
That was Channel Seven,
they want me to fill in for the
regular weather girl on Friday.
[on TV]:
I'm Mandy McAllister.
As you can see,
this small pond
that I've been told
to stand in
She looks miserable.
[laughing]:
We should record this.
That's a snake!
[shrieking]:
Snake!
That is a big snake.
[police car siren whoops]
Me?
What'd I do?
Oh, sure.
[sighs] Okay, CeeCee,
you either need to be
extra cute
or whip up a fever.
All right
Hello.
Do you know how fast
you were going?
Well, that depends.
Do you know
how fast I was going?
I do.
That's unfortunate.
I'm sorry, I-I was just
Hang on, aren't you the weather lady
from Channel Seven?
Oh, well
As a matter of fact, I am.
[laughs]
[chuckles]
[gasps] You will never believe
what just happened.
I got pulled over
for speeding
Oh, I've seen you drive,
I believe it.
Not the point.
He was gonna give me
a ticket,
and then he recognized me
from TV and let me off.
- Well, how fast were you going?
- Not important.
I can get away with stuff!
Was CeeCee with you?
Yes, and she was perfectly
safe the entire time.
Where is she now?
I'll be right back.
♪
[coos]
so he just let me off
with a warning.
Ah, how 'bout that?
I was so excited,
it was hard not to speed home.
- But you did.
- I did.
You know, the dry cleaner has pictures
of celebrities up on the wall.
Maybe we should give them
your headshot.
Oh, well, I-I wouldn't
call myself a celebrity.
I mean, the cop did,
but I wouldn't.
You know, I've always wondered, do those
people walk in there with their picture,
or do they get asked for one and
bring it with them next time?
These are the things
you wonder about?
I'm naturally curious.
It'd be pretty cool to see
my daughter's picture on the
wall next to Caroline Minkus.
Who?
Miss Medford 1978.
She Hula-Hooped.
If it gets us a discount,
I say bring 'em a picture.
What do you ever get
dry cleaned?
How about the suit
I wore to my dad's funeral?
That got dark fast.
Whatcha doin'?
Answering fan mail.
Oh, cool.
I once sent a letter
to Tony Danza.
He never wrote back.
What'd you ask him?
Who really was the boss?
Guess we'll never know.
Well, I think it's important
to let the viewers know
that I appreciate them.
I hope you saved some appreciation
for your biggest fan.
Well, you might have
some competition,
because this one
drew a picture of me.
Well, that's a little racy,
ain't it?
[clicks tongue]
You're not jealous of a drawing, are you?
Well, of course not.
'Cause I got the real thing,
and you're just as hot in
that baggy shirt and boxers.
[Mandy chuckles]
- Okay, I gotta finish this.
[Georgie sighs]
That's fine.
I'll just say my prayers.
Lord, thank you so much
for my amazing,
beautiful wife.
Subtle.
Excuse me,
I'm talking to the Lord.
Please let me show her
how much I love her
in a husbandly way.
- Whoa, what's happening?
- Your prayers are being answered, shut up.
Where you going?
I was asked to play at
the high school baseball game.
Really?
You know what to play?
Old-timey organ music.
And I learned
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
and "bah-bah-bah-bah-bup-bah!"
That's called "Charge."
Okay.
You getting paid?
I didn't think to ask.
Yeah, why would you?
[door closes]
Hey, I'm gonna go
run some errands,
you want to come with me?
Oh, where ya going?
Post office, grocery store,
maybe the dry cleaners.
You just want me to come
so you can show me off.
Yes. Go change.
Here you go.
Thank you.
I don't know if
you've met my daughter.
- Mandy.
- Hello.
You might recognize her.
I don't think so.
Well, my daughter here
- Mom, stop.
- She's just being modest.
She is the weekend weather girl.
I have her headshot right here
if you maybe want to put it up
on your wall.
- Mom
- What?
She doesn't want it!
Of course she does,
she's just starstruck.
If you have a pen,
she'll sign it.
Okay, we're leaving, thank you.
Channel Seven, 6:00,
she's very good.
MANDY:
Mom!
Huh, nice.
That way you can still see her
every day when she leaves you.
Hey, don't be jealous.
If you ever date a girl
and she's on TV,
you can put her picture up, too.
For your information,
I did date a girl who was on Mauryonce.
I was not the father.
[entry bells jingle]
Hey, here for your truck?
Yep. Is it ready?
- Yes, sir. I'll grab your keys.
- All right.
All right, let's settle you up.
- Cash or card?
- Oh, card.
Hey, ain't that
the new weather girl?
Sure is.
Ooh, she's a looker,
ain't she?
She's an attractive woman.
Who's also good at her job.
So, she come in here?
Sometimes.
Is she really
that hot in person?
Hey, that's my wife.
Sorry.
But yeah.
- Here are your keys.
- Oh, thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.
He really married
to the weather girl?
No. Is that what
he's been telling you?
I knew she was too hot for you.
[laughs]
Hey, pal, we made a baby
on the first try.
Nice save.
Maybe we should get a bigger TV.
Bigger?
This one's 27 inches.
I know, but now
they got ones twice as big.
That's $1,500 and
weighs almost 400 pounds.
Yeah, but that's only like
what, what is that?
Like three, four bucks a pound?
You want a bigger TV,
sit closer to that one.
[door opens]
Hello.
Hey, how'd it go?
Not good.
Oh, no, sweetie,
what happened?
Well, in the first inning,
I played "Take Me Out
to the Ball Game."
Mm. No, you don't play that
until the seventh inning.
I have been made aware.
Well, anyone could've
made that mistake.
I also played "Charge"
when the other team was at bat.
[under breath]:
Oh, God.
Well, did anyone say "charge"?
They said "boo!"
Maybe they were
booing the other team.
Someone threw a hot dog at me.
So you had lunch?
- Hey.
- Hey.
I was thinking we could go out for Mexican,
have a romantic evening.
Okay, well, nothing says romance
like beans and cheese.
Is that a yes?
Sure, let me go
hop in the shower.
I'll put on my fancy shirt.
What are you calling
a fancy shirt?
Well, one that ain't
got my name on it.
[humming]
That was a long shower.
I had to shave my legs.
How's it comin'?
Five more minutes.
I think you're
beautiful without makeup.
This isn't for you.
Home stretch.
Mandy, it's just dinner.
Yeah, but what if
I get recognized?
Well, you can't get recognized
if the restaurant's closed.
All right, all done.
Great.
Just have to pick out
the right shoe.
How do you know
what's the right shoe?
You try 'em all on.
You do look beautiful.
So worth the wait?
- Absolutely.
- [Mandy chuckles]
Should we start with margaritas?
It does add excitement,
wondering if my husband's gonna get carded.
And I didn't bring my fake,
so we're really rolling the dice.
Here you go.
- What's this?
- From the gentleman at the bar.
He's a fan.
[gasps]
Good thing I curled my hair.
Thank you!
Don't wave at him.
Why? It's nice.
No, it ain't,
I'm sitting right here.
[scoffs] What do you want me to do,
send it back?
Yes, you're married.
You don't take drinks from strange men.
It's a free drink.
It's not a big deal.
I can pay for my wife's drinks.
You're being ridiculous.
Excuse me.
Two margaritas, please.
Sure thing.
Just need to see some ID.
We get so few nights out alone
and you ruined it.
I didn't ruin it,
that guy ruined it.
- How? - He was trying
to sleep with you.
He was not!
Mandy, as a guy who's constantly
trying to sleep with you,
I know what it looks like.
Okay, so what if he was?
I'm married to you.
I'm going home with you.
You're the one I'm not gonna
have sex with tonight.
Well, I'm just saying,
you wouldn't like it
if other girls were flirting
with me in front of you.
Other girls do flirt
with you in front of me.
Like when?
Uh, the redhead
at the park with CeeCee,
the cashier in the tube top
who kept calling you "cutie,"
the Hotdog on a Stick girl
who stared at you
as she applied mustard.
Oh, that's just
good customer service.
So, when it happens to you, it's fine,
but when it happens to me, it's not?
Agreed.
I wasn't presenting that
as an option!
Look, I know how guys think and
I don't want them thinking it about you,
especially
when I'm sittin' right there.
So, you're mad at me
because guys suck?
No, I'm mad because you know they suck
and you encourage 'em.
[scoffs] I was just sitting there
minding my business.
Oh, please, you were
looking good and you know it.
Where's Mandy's picture?
- Took it down.
- Ooh, do tell.
Mind your business.
I'd love to, but I'm nosy.
Fine.
I took her out
for dinner last night,
and some clown buys her a drink,
and I'm sitting right there.
- Damn, what did you do?
- We got in a fight.
Ooh, you kick his ass?
No.
He kick your ass?
Me and Mandy got in a fight.
She kick your ass?
Forget it.
I get how you feel.
Really?
Yeah, I would've
laid that guy out.
I wanted to, but then what?
Do I punch every guy
who hits on her?
I don't see you have any choice.
I need to find somebody
smarter to talk to.
Can you teach me about baseball?
- You're going back?
- I'm not a quitter.
What about football,
soccer, karate?
Still not over that, huh?
Have a seat.
[exhales] So
there's two teams,
and the game lasts nine innings.
Each inning, both teams get to bat
until they get three outs.
Why three outs?
I don't know.
Why nine innings?
I don't know.
Why is it called an inning?
- Doesn't matter.
- Because you don't know.
The-The important thing is
that when the opposing team
is at bat,
try not to pump them up
with music.
But baseball's so boring.
I think that's why they brought me in.
Mm-hmm.
Just play when your team is up.
- Fine.
- All right.
And you can have fun with this,
like if the opposing team's pitcher
gets pulled from the game,
you can play a little "Hit the Road Jack."
- 'Cause the pitcher's leaving?
- Yes.
Kinda mean, isn't it?
Well, y--
well, h-he's the enemy.
But as the official organist,
shouldn't I be impartial?
No! You're a member
of the team.
I didn't get a uniform.
Only the players get uniforms.
The coach has a uniform.
Only the players and the coach.
The bat boy had a uniform.
Son, you are killing me.
Took these
out of the dryer for you.
- Oh, thanks.
- That's nice.
Yeah, I was thinking about
wearing it for work.
Is it the suit Georgie wore
to his dad's funeral?
I am just trying
to look professional.
Yes, people are always saying,
"Let's tune in
and see how sensibly dressed
the weather girl is."
I don't know if I'm comfortable
with people watching just because I'm hot.
They aren't.
You're very good at this.
- But you are also a babe.
- [Mandy chuckles]
Which you get from me.
I'm just starting to get
a little more attention.
Well, isn't that the point?
Yeah, but it's making
Georgie uncomfortable.
Oh, please.
Men always like
having a pretty wife
till they're worried someone's
going to steal her away.
Oh, did Dad ever get jealous?
Oh-ho, you betcha.
You know, I actually think
it's good for a marriage.
You do?
Keeps them on their toes.
Keeps the fire alive.
That sounds like
a psycho power move.
Thank you.
I'm just saying,
there's nothing wrong
with using all the assets
God gave you.
So, God wants me
to show a little skin?
He's a man; of course He does.
- Here you go.
- Hey. [chuckles]
Thanks for buying.
You're having a rough time,
what with your wife
being so pretty and successful.
It has been hard.
Hey, sweetheart,
can I get a Lone Star?
You got it, hon.
How about I buy you one?
I hate drinking alone.
Thanks, but I'm working.
What time you get off?
Buddy, she ain't interested.
Who asked you?
What are you doing?
She's working,
she don't need him hitting on her.
You oughta mind your business.
Well, excuse me,
but this lady is someone's daughter,
maybe even someone's mother.
- I look like a mom to you?
- I'm trying to make a point here.
And you did.
Now have a pretzel.
Just 'cause she's wearing a tiny skirt
and showing off her belly
don't mean she needs some
creepy loser bothering her.
Go ahead, say it.
No need.
You know you want to.
I do.
But I'm exercising restraint.
Georgie, I told you--
No, not gonna.
[organ music playing
on television]
Honey, Connor's game is on.
[organ music playing]
He sounds good.
Well, I told him
to have fun with it.
ANNOUNCER [on TV]: Please rise for
the national anthem.
["The Star-Spangled
Banner" begins]
[techno remix of "The
Star-Spangled Banner" playing]
Oh, God.
- [crowd booing]
- What is he doing?
Having fun with it.
- [techno anthem continues]
- [crowd booing]
Whatcha doing?
Fan mail.
- Oh, can I help?
- Oh, sure.
Oh. So exciting.
All the way from Jasper.
Ooh.
What's this stuff?
Huh, looks like hair?
Kinda curly.
[both shriek]