Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! (2004) s02e02 Episode Script
The Lords of Soturix 7
Okay, now, just remember to focus.
Think like a monkey.
[GROWLS]
Ahhh!
[GROWLS]
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring the outskirts
of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI: Antauri.
SPARX: Sparx.
GIBSON: Gibson.
NOVA: Nova.
OTTO: Otto.
CHIRO: Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
All right, all right. You got me. I quit.
-End training program.
-Aw.
[GRUNTS]
[BEEPING]
I tried everything, Nova,
every move you taught me,
-and it still wasn't enough.
-Tapping into your inner primate
isn't just about going
through the moves, Chiro.
You have to care deeply, feel strongly,
unleash the animal inside.
[GRUNTS]
Easy for you to say. You're an animal.
I've had enough. I'm done.
Chiro
ANTAURI: Chiro, Nova
We pinpointed the source
of the distress beacon.
All right, Antauri, talk to me.
The signal is emanating from Soturix 7,
an uninhabited planet
skirting the outer rim.
The fluctuations are quite odd.
I've never encountered
signal code like this before.
So, how soon till we land?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, kid.
You know what these strange beacons
always turn out to be?
Death traps, always some death trap.
Here we go with Sprx's
conspiracy theories again.
We're gonna get trapped and eaten
by some giant sandworm, aren't we?
That's so cool.
Curious. Digital computers indicate
Soturix 7 was once lush and green,
but now it's entirely desert.
Everyone to your posts.
Let's prep for landing.
Foot crusher cruiser 6, go!
Foot crusher cruiser 5, go!
Fist rocket 4, go!
Fist rocket 3, go!
Brain scrambler pilot 2, go!
Torso tank driver 1, go!
-Super
-Robot
-Monkey
-Team
-Hyper
-Force
ALL: Go!
We're entering the Soturix 7
exosphere now.
Gibson, report.
The beacon is emitting some sort
of polydistortion field.
The magnetic shields are weakening!
-computers failing.
-Navigation's out, too.
[CHITTERS]
[ALL CHITTERING]
What's the matter with you guys?
what are you doing?!
[ALL YELL]
[CHITTERING]
Otto, what are you doing?
What's wrong with you people?
Why are you all acting like a bunch of
Monkeys?
It must have been the distortion field.
It shut down all the computers,
even the ones in your brains.
I hate desert planets.
Monkey team, hey, stop!
[SCREECHING]
Don't run off!
[PANTING]
[ECHOING] You'll get lost!
Like me.
Great.
Whoa, whoa, easy, guys.
Point those things in a direction
that won't make me angry.
Huh?
He's without board.
Who are you? where do you come from?
-Who are you?
-We ask the questions here, clean one!
[LAUGHS]
My powers
[GRUNTS]
Get him to his feet.
Listen
I crash-landed here with my five monkeys,
but they managed to escape.
Is there any way, any way at all,
you can help me find them?
Behold, outsider, the village of thrash.
That's a death trap if I ever saw one.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUDING]
At least you guys know
how to have fun here.
Fun? What is this thing called "fun"?
We compete for the prize. That is all.
The prize?
Mongo, why do you interrupt?
Forgive me, Lord Skurg, but we found
this outsider wandering the badlands.
The great spirit who protects us
casts an ill eye upon you.
What great spirit?
You mean this statue thing?
Silence! Thrash speaks to me now,
and he demands that you be punished.
Aaaaah!
[YELLS]
[GRUNTING]
Right, no powers. That's just perfect.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING]
Hold on.
Uh! whoa, whoa!
Whoa.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
You're the one who's earned this.
The prize. For me? Thank you, stranger.
[GRUNTS]
Outsider, you have proven yourself.
You deserve a reward.
Take your fill, my friend.
All I want are my monkeys back, Skurg.
Humanlike, hairy, about this high.
Don't concern yourself with beasts.
You are a man.
Look, we crash-landed on this dirt pile.
As did we.
The cursed sky brought down
our orphanage ship
countless moons ago.
You are like me. Powerful, fearless.
My followers like you, but I don't.
On Soturix 7, there is room
for only one lord. Me!
Aah!
SKURG: Four hours, outsider,
before the suns bake you into bone!
[LAUGHING]
Skurg!!
I had to come to a world
that has not two suns,
not three suns, but five-- Five suns!
Aaaah!
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
Ohh.
[GROANS]
Huh?
[COUGHING]
Is this whole entire universe
out to get me?
[CHITTERING]
Sprx, Otto, get down here!
Then I'm coming up.
Aah!
Ohh.
[SNIFFS]
Hmm. Not bad.
[SNIFFING]
Oh, so now you're my friends, huh?
[CHITTERING]
Like it or not, we're all animals now.
Come on.
So, Sprx, you think
we're gonna survive this?
I don't know, kid.
We're running out of fruit.
We might have to eat Otto.
Okay, but I get his nonmetal parts.
[LAUGHING]
Get it?
Aah!
[WIND HOWLING]
[SHIVERING]
Huh?
Come on, you chickens.
[GIBSON SCREECHES]
That sounded like Gibson.
[ROARS]
Thunder -- Ohh!
Oh, yeah, no powers.
[SCREECHING]
[CHITTERING]
Good job, Monkey Team.
Okay, okay. I missed you, too.
[CHITTERING]
Yeah, Nova's tracks.
My lord
The outsider. He returns.
Prepare the arena for battle.
[SCREECHES]
Skurg, I know she's here!
If you want your prize, outsider,
you must compete.
[CHITTERING]
Citizens of Soturix 7,
I bring you the contest
to end all contests!
-Nova?
-[SCREECHES]
Not anymore. She is my ultimate warrior.
No!
[CHITTERING]
[LAUGHS]
It is over, outsider.
[YELLING]
[ROARING]
[CHEERING]
Enough! guards, seize him!
[ROARS]
Huh? Aaaah!
The inner primate?
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
[GROANS]
What? Why are we in a cage?
Otto, get us out of here.
No problem, chief.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
Thrash is no more.
You won't be telling us
what to do any longer, Skurg.
Don't hurt me, please! I didn't mean it!
I'm not responsible!
-Oh!
-Whoa!
[CHATTERING]
How did we get here?
Yeah, what's going on?
I think that ancient idol
drained all the energy out of this planet.
It not only wiped out computers,
it sucked all the life away.
Thereby conveniently turning Soturix
into a giant death trap.
Another conspiracy theory, eh?
We owe you our thanks, outsider.
We'll see to it that Skurg
never rules again.
You know, you don't have to stay here.
We could take you with us.
Thanks, Chiro, but this is our world now,
and it's our responsibility to rebuild it.
And that's how I ended up
in the arena with you.
That's some inner primate
you got in there, Chiro.
I think we're all impressed.
Yeah, but he's saying we were all acting
like a gaggle of mindless monkeys.
I mean, come on. All of us?
Even Antauri.
I don't know. I don't believe it.
We're too smart for all that.
Assuredly, the odds of me
acting uncivilized
are approximately 2437 to 1.
[BELCHES]
Uh, that was disgusting, Otto.
Please, excuse yourself.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Think like a monkey.
[GROWLS]
Ahhh!
[GROWLS]
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
CHIRO: While exploring the outskirts
of the city,
I discovered an abandoned Super Robot.
It was then my life was transformed
by the mysterious Power Primate.
The Robot Monkeys were awakened,
and I, Chiro, made their leader.
Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City
from the evils of the Skeleton King.
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
Fighting any evil,
They are Shuggazoom's hope ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Defeating any foe ♪
ANTAURI: Antauri.
SPARX: Sparx.
GIBSON: Gibson.
NOVA: Nova.
OTTO: Otto.
CHIRO: Chiro!
SINGERS:
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce go! ♪
If you need a hero,
That's a name you should know ♪
Super Robot Monkey
Hyperforce go! ♪
Come on with us
Let's go! ♪
[MONKEYS CHATTERING]
All right, all right. You got me. I quit.
-End training program.
-Aw.
[GRUNTS]
[BEEPING]
I tried everything, Nova,
every move you taught me,
-and it still wasn't enough.
-Tapping into your inner primate
isn't just about going
through the moves, Chiro.
You have to care deeply, feel strongly,
unleash the animal inside.
[GRUNTS]
Easy for you to say. You're an animal.
I've had enough. I'm done.
Chiro
ANTAURI: Chiro, Nova
We pinpointed the source
of the distress beacon.
All right, Antauri, talk to me.
The signal is emanating from Soturix 7,
an uninhabited planet
skirting the outer rim.
The fluctuations are quite odd.
I've never encountered
signal code like this before.
So, how soon till we land?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, kid.
You know what these strange beacons
always turn out to be?
Death traps, always some death trap.
Here we go with Sprx's
conspiracy theories again.
We're gonna get trapped and eaten
by some giant sandworm, aren't we?
That's so cool.
Curious. Digital computers indicate
Soturix 7 was once lush and green,
but now it's entirely desert.
Everyone to your posts.
Let's prep for landing.
Foot crusher cruiser 6, go!
Foot crusher cruiser 5, go!
Fist rocket 4, go!
Fist rocket 3, go!
Brain scrambler pilot 2, go!
Torso tank driver 1, go!
-Super
-Robot
-Monkey
-Team
-Hyper
-Force
ALL: Go!
We're entering the Soturix 7
exosphere now.
Gibson, report.
The beacon is emitting some sort
of polydistortion field.
The magnetic shields are weakening!
-computers failing.
-Navigation's out, too.
[CHITTERS]
[ALL CHITTERING]
What's the matter with you guys?
what are you doing?!
[ALL YELL]
[CHITTERING]
Otto, what are you doing?
What's wrong with you people?
Why are you all acting like a bunch of
Monkeys?
It must have been the distortion field.
It shut down all the computers,
even the ones in your brains.
I hate desert planets.
Monkey team, hey, stop!
[SCREECHING]
Don't run off!
[PANTING]
[ECHOING] You'll get lost!
Like me.
Great.
Whoa, whoa, easy, guys.
Point those things in a direction
that won't make me angry.
Huh?
He's without board.
Who are you? where do you come from?
-Who are you?
-We ask the questions here, clean one!
[LAUGHS]
My powers
[GRUNTS]
Get him to his feet.
Listen
I crash-landed here with my five monkeys,
but they managed to escape.
Is there any way, any way at all,
you can help me find them?
Behold, outsider, the village of thrash.
That's a death trap if I ever saw one.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUDING]
At least you guys know
how to have fun here.
Fun? What is this thing called "fun"?
We compete for the prize. That is all.
The prize?
Mongo, why do you interrupt?
Forgive me, Lord Skurg, but we found
this outsider wandering the badlands.
The great spirit who protects us
casts an ill eye upon you.
What great spirit?
You mean this statue thing?
Silence! Thrash speaks to me now,
and he demands that you be punished.
Aaaaah!
[YELLS]
[GRUNTING]
Right, no powers. That's just perfect.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHING]
Hold on.
Uh! whoa, whoa!
Whoa.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
You're the one who's earned this.
The prize. For me? Thank you, stranger.
[GRUNTS]
Outsider, you have proven yourself.
You deserve a reward.
Take your fill, my friend.
All I want are my monkeys back, Skurg.
Humanlike, hairy, about this high.
Don't concern yourself with beasts.
You are a man.
Look, we crash-landed on this dirt pile.
As did we.
The cursed sky brought down
our orphanage ship
countless moons ago.
You are like me. Powerful, fearless.
My followers like you, but I don't.
On Soturix 7, there is room
for only one lord. Me!
Aah!
SKURG: Four hours, outsider,
before the suns bake you into bone!
[LAUGHING]
Skurg!!
I had to come to a world
that has not two suns,
not three suns, but five-- Five suns!
Aaaah!
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
Ohh.
[GROANS]
Huh?
[COUGHING]
Is this whole entire universe
out to get me?
[CHITTERING]
Sprx, Otto, get down here!
Then I'm coming up.
Aah!
Ohh.
[SNIFFS]
Hmm. Not bad.
[SNIFFING]
Oh, so now you're my friends, huh?
[CHITTERING]
Like it or not, we're all animals now.
Come on.
So, Sprx, you think
we're gonna survive this?
I don't know, kid.
We're running out of fruit.
We might have to eat Otto.
Okay, but I get his nonmetal parts.
[LAUGHING]
Get it?
Aah!
[WIND HOWLING]
[SHIVERING]
Huh?
Come on, you chickens.
[GIBSON SCREECHES]
That sounded like Gibson.
[ROARS]
Thunder -- Ohh!
Oh, yeah, no powers.
[SCREECHING]
[CHITTERING]
Good job, Monkey Team.
Okay, okay. I missed you, too.
[CHITTERING]
Yeah, Nova's tracks.
My lord
The outsider. He returns.
Prepare the arena for battle.
[SCREECHES]
Skurg, I know she's here!
If you want your prize, outsider,
you must compete.
[CHITTERING]
Citizens of Soturix 7,
I bring you the contest
to end all contests!
-Nova?
-[SCREECHES]
Not anymore. She is my ultimate warrior.
No!
[CHITTERING]
[LAUGHS]
It is over, outsider.
[YELLING]
[ROARING]
[CHEERING]
Enough! guards, seize him!
[ROARS]
Huh? Aaaah!
The inner primate?
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
[GROANS]
What? Why are we in a cage?
Otto, get us out of here.
No problem, chief.
[GRUNTS]
Huh?
Thrash is no more.
You won't be telling us
what to do any longer, Skurg.
Don't hurt me, please! I didn't mean it!
I'm not responsible!
-Oh!
-Whoa!
[CHATTERING]
How did we get here?
Yeah, what's going on?
I think that ancient idol
drained all the energy out of this planet.
It not only wiped out computers,
it sucked all the life away.
Thereby conveniently turning Soturix
into a giant death trap.
Another conspiracy theory, eh?
We owe you our thanks, outsider.
We'll see to it that Skurg
never rules again.
You know, you don't have to stay here.
We could take you with us.
Thanks, Chiro, but this is our world now,
and it's our responsibility to rebuild it.
And that's how I ended up
in the arena with you.
That's some inner primate
you got in there, Chiro.
I think we're all impressed.
Yeah, but he's saying we were all acting
like a gaggle of mindless monkeys.
I mean, come on. All of us?
Even Antauri.
I don't know. I don't believe it.
We're too smart for all that.
Assuredly, the odds of me
acting uncivilized
are approximately 2437 to 1.
[BELCHES]
Uh, that was disgusting, Otto.
Please, excuse yourself.
[MUSIC PLAYING]