The Incredible Hulk (1996) s02e02 Episode Script

Down Memory Lane

1
Thanks, Girls.
Ooh, That Look
Is Totally The Bomb.
Badabop, Badabop,
Badabop-Bop Boring.
Hey, "Rosemont High School."
[Gasps] "Jennifer Walters
Cordially Invited
10-Year Reunion
The Ninth Of--" Wait.
Hey, Jen, Did That
Component Come?
UmIs This For That
Gamma Wamma Thingy
You're Wiring Together
For Me?
Heh. The Gamma Particle
Detector. Yeah.
W-Wait A Minute. Why?
Did You Have Another
Weak Spell?
Um, Just A Teensy One.
Well, Let's Get Moving.
Where's Your Car?
What Do You Mean?
It's Right--
Ohh,
What's With This City?
There.
No Perp's Gonna Bag My Ride
Without Donating Some Teeth.
I'll Cut Him Off
At Pass Avenue.
Please, Dr. Banner,
Don't Rush Off,
Especially Since I've
Gone To All The Trouble
Of Distracting
Your Bothersome Cousin.
Leader. What Do You Want?
Simple. You Strapped Into
My Power-Transfer Unit.
Abomination.
Rrr!
No!
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Grr!
Rrraaahhh!
Rrr!
Unh.
[Groaning]
He's Still Conscious,
You Scaly Lummox.
Do Something Before
He "Hulks Out."
Unh. Too Late.
That Fuse Is Lit.
Well, This Little Sortie
Is Obviously Now Doomed.
Rrrr!
Unh. Unh.
Bogus. Can't Believe
I'm Still Winded.
Gargoyle:
Get Out Of My Way!
[Yells]
Aah.
Ooh.
Spill It,
You Little Toadstool.
[Gulps]
Pardon My Flushed Gray Pallor,
My Dear She-Hulk,
But You Have A Certain
Amorous Effect On Me.
Don't Go There, Gargoyle.
But You've Got Me
Blushing And Gushing
Like A Schoolboy, And I--
Fine, Romeo. Then Try
Gushing The Truth.
Unh.
Oh, You'll Never
Force That Out Of Me,
Especially Now,
Since I've Noticed
A Certain "Drop"
In Your Gamma Power.
Unfriendly Warning,
You Little Wart--
Avoid That Subject.
In Fact, I Bet I Was
Getting Quite Heavy.
I Said Can It,
Gargoyle! Unh!
Ok, Ok, I'll Tell You.
But Only Because
We're Bonding.
It Was A Wild-Goose Chase.
Banner Is Who We Wanted.
This Is What We Call
A Situation Green.
Rrrr!
[Groans]
Don't Worry.
I Can Still Take Him.
Hitting His Fist
With Your Face
Has Assuredly Been
A Novel Strategy.
Rrrr!
Aahh!
[Thud]
Now You!
No Need For
Your Brutish Methods
And Infantile Insults.
I'm Leaving,
But We'll Soon Meet Again.
Rrrr!
Rrrr!
Easy, Hulkster.
Take A Little Chill Lesson
From Your Loving Cousin.
Jennifer?
Ooh, Seems You Been
Rockin' And Knockin'
This Block Party To Pieces.
Big Bash. Yeah.
Obviously.
But We'd Better Jam.
Cops Can Be
Major Party Poopers.
Come On, Give A Girl A Lift.
That Way, James,
And Don't Spare
The Hamstrings.
Rrrr!
[Grunting]
Leader: Gargoyle!
Whoa!
Gargoyle!
What Is It?
We've Lost Their Trail.
Go Find Them.
"Rosemont High School."
Ahh, Fear Not,
My Frustrated Leader.
I Believe I Know
Just Where They're Going.
Sorry, Big Fella.
Though My Folks
Know About You,
Inviting You In
For Morning Coffee
Would Be
Kind Of Pushing It.
Hmm.
Party Poopers Live Here?
Just One. Dad.
But He Has
His Good Days.
Mom.
Dad.
I'm Home!
House Too Small.
So Once Bruce
Saved Me
With That
Blood Transfusion,
Voilà,
She-Hulk
Took Center Stage.
D-Does That Mean
You Rampage Through Towns
And Destroy Lives Like--
Like That Hulk Freak
Bruce Turns Into?
Dear, Be Nice.
Bruce Is A Victim,
And Jennifer Here
Is Obviously--
Anything
But A Victim,
For The First Time
In My Entire Life.
[Yawns]
Now, At The Moment,
My Green Blood Seems To Be
Running Like The Tortoise
And Not The Hare.
And Those
Beautiful Brown Eyes
Of Yours Look So Tired.
Maybe You Should--
Brown?
They're Supposed To Be Green.
What Is Happening To Me?
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
We'll Seal Off
The Entire Town.
Unload The Battle Drones.
Weapons Test.
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
This Time
We Get What We Came For.
Ahh, Green Again.
I Don't Get It.
Bruce Had Better Figure
This Thing Out Fast.
At The Risk
Of Sounding Like
A Doting Mother, Dear,
Maybe You Should
Get Some Rest
Before The Reunion.
[Yawns] Yeah,
I Think I Will.
I Think You Ought
To Go See The Doctor.
Thanks, Dad, But Bruce
Is On Top Of It.
He'll Be Dropping In
As Soon As He Can,
Uh
Lighten His Load A Bit.
No Sign Of Dr. Banner,
Yet You Are
Moving Into Position.
Your Pitiful Fascination
For That Glamorized
Nuisance, She-Hulk,
Had Better Not
Have Anything
To Do With This.
Oh, No, No, No, My Leader.
Banner Is The Goal.
Banner Is Always The Goal.
You'll Do Well
To Remember That.
I Demand Success.
So Says--
Heh Heh. Please.
I'd Rather Listen To,
"Hulk Smash, Hulk Bash,"
Than To Hear
That Moldy Mantra
One More Time.
[Moans]
Hey, It Is The Tree House.
It Wasn't Just A Dream.
Been A While
Since You Been Up
In The Old Fort, Eh, Cuz?
Yeah.
I Can't Believe It.
Do Your Folks
Know I'm Here?
I Should Go See Them.
It's Been So Long.
Best You Get A New Attire
Before Paying Them A Visit.
Heh Heh.
You Know What I Mean?
Heh Heh. Right.
NowWhere Did I Put My--
Wallet? And While
You're Out,
Mind Picking Up
Whatever You Need
For That Gamma Particle
Doohickey Of Yours?
Jen, How Bad Is It Getting?
Well, My Green Heels
Are Dragging,
And My Green Eyes
Are Bailing.
I'd Say I've Had
Better Days.
I'll Get Right On It.
Now You Just
Take It Easy, Ok?
No Way. Right Now, It's Time
For This Gamma Bombshell
To Make One
Rockin' Reunion Entrance
Of The She-Hulk Kind.
[Music Playing]
[People Chattering]
Oh, Look. Remember Her,
Jennifer Something Or Other?
Total Tomboy.
Low Numbers
On The Coolness Chart.
Yeah, Totally.
Voted "Most Likely
To Remain A Wallflower."
Whatever Happened To Her?
This Wallflower Has
Bloomed Tall, Lean--
Ha Ha Ha--
And Evergreen.
Now Pump Up The Volume,
M.C., And Let's Get Down.
[Dance Music Plays]
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
Who's She
Trying To Impress
With That Pathetic
Body Paint?
Well, Your Husband,
For One.
[Murmuring, Whooping]
[Crowd Cheers]
Ahh, Whew!
Cream Soda, Please,
With A Mint Twist.
You Got It.
Heh. No More Soda For You,
Young Lady.
Now Come On.
We Gotta Find Out
What's Wrong With You.
Leaving Early's
Not My Usual M.O.
Ahh, But Right Now,
I Am Feeling
Totally Stomped.
Good. 'Cause I Got The Gamma
Particle Detector Finished.
I Just Need That Module
That Came In The Mail.
It's Still In The Car.
I'll Meet You There.
Rrrr!
Unh.
Unh. Ooh. Ohh.
[Grunts]
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
At Least You
Knocked Him Out
This Time.
We Got What We Came For.
Now Let's Pack Up The Drones
And Head Out.
Not Yet.
Because Right There
Is What I Came For--
Bruce!
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
That Stunning Vision
In Green.
The Leader's Orders
Are Clear.
The Leader
Can Go Wax His Head,
For All I Care.
Ogress, Come With Me.
Oh, I Ain't Taking
The Blame For This.
Ohh
Unh. Unh.
[Grunting]
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
Gotcha!
Hulk ♪
What's The Matter,
Hulkstress,
Not Taking
Your Vitamins?
Don't Try To Be Witty.
You Don't Have
The Brain Cells For It.
Heh Heh Heh.
I Adore A Good
Acid Tongue.
You Again,
Rumpelstiltskin.
I'm So Flattered
You Remember,
Especially In Light
Of The Proposal
I'm About To Make.
Here's A Proposal--
You Keep Talking,
And I'll Start Barfing.
Ahh, You Really Shouldn't
Dismiss Me So Readily,
Because I'm The Only One
Who Can Solve
Your Obvious--
How Shall We Say--
Energy Crisis.
Yeah? Like How?
That's Where
The Proposal Comes In.
I Return You
To The Healthy, Emerald
Luster We Both So Adore
And You Pledge
Your Undying Love
For Me.
Please, You Vertically-
Challenged Tree Stump.
Give Me Some Credit
For Having Taste.
Heh Heh Heh.
I'll Expect Your Answer
Within The Hour.
And It Better Be The One
I Want To Hear.
[Grunting]
[Laughs]
No, Jennifer,
We Haven't Seen Bruce.
Your Father's
On Patrol Tonight.
You Want Me To Have Him
Keep An Eye Out?
Yeah, Mom. Thanks.
Though It Doesn't
Matter Anymore.
This Gamma Tide
Is Going Out.
[Sighs]
Well, Hello There,
Old Friend.
You're Looking Better
Than I Remember.
[Gasps]
Heh Heh Heh.
It Seems You've No Choice
But To Accept My Offer Now.
Seems You're Wrong.
'Cause Guess What, Gargoyle.
I Got Reacquainted With
Someone Tonight--Me.
Bah! Drop The Facade.
You'll Never Be Happy
Like This.
Let Me Restore You.
It Ain't The Package,
It's The Person.
Too Bad You're More Of A Toad
On The Inside Than The Out.
You Might've Had A Chance.
If You Will Not
Come By Choice,
Then You Will
Come By Force.
[Beeping]
Battle Drones, Take Her.
And Rip This Town Off The Map
While You're At It.
Some People Just Can't
Handle Rejection.
Unh. Oh, Yeah.
Green Or Not,
I'm Still In The Zone.
What The
Jennifer, Look Out.
[Grunting]
Gargoyle, You Lovesick
Renegade,
I'm Taking The Cargo.
You're On Your Own.
What?
No-O-O-O-O!
I'm Hulking
Out!
Rrrr!
Rrrr!
I Hate That Guy.
Rrrr.
Rrrr!
Hulk
Go Help Jennifer.
Unh!
Hmm. Cousin Jennifer
Safe?
You Got It, Hulkster.
Thanks. Unh!
Grrr!
Ahhh!
You Belong To Gargoyle.
Unh. I Don't Belong
To Anybody, Sister.
[Murmuring]
Rrrr.
Yah!
You Think This
Is Impressive, Guys?
Wait'll The 20th Reunion.
Ohh!
[Grunting]
Oh, My!
[Grunts]
[Yells]
[Gasps]
Oh, No!
Look Out.
Oh!
[Gasps] Back To Being
Big, Bad, Lean, And Green.
Aah!
Unh!
Epic Stunt.
How About
A Bumping Soundtrack
To Juice Up
This Gamma Whomping?
[Music Plays]
Hey, Hulkster,
Having Any Fun?
Oh, A Blast. Yeah.
Ha! Thought So.
Now Gimme One Of Your
Alley-Oops, Huh?
Yah!
Yee-Haw!
Grrr!
Gargoyle:
Abort! Abort!
Agree To Be Mine,
She-Hulk
Or Suffer
More Consequences.
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
What's A Girl To Do, Huh?
That Boy Is Such
A Sweet Talker.
Well, What's Up
With Me?
Am I Staying
Lean And Green,
Or Not?
Your Gamma Depletion
Seems To Be Due To
Chronic Exertion.
Uh, In Other Words--
You Need Some Rest,
Dear.
Sometimes
Us Doting Mothers
Know What
We're Talking About.
Yeah. So, If She Runs
Herself Ragged Again
She'll Have A Relapse.
And Next Time,
It Could Be Permanent.
Well, If I Did,
And It Was
It Wouldn't
Be Totally Bunk.
Golden Tan
Or Emerald Green,
I'm Still The Same Person.
And Just As Irresistible.
Well, Son,
Sorry About The Hulk.
I Got A Bad Habit
Of Judging Books
By Their Covers.
Well, We All Do,
Uncle Cliff.
They're Never Interesting
Until You Look Inside.
Hop In, Encyclopedia Man.
Bye, Bruce.
I Hope You Find The Cure
You're Looking For.
Heh Heh Heh.
Bye, Jennifer.
See You In 10 Years.
I Always Liked Her.
Yeah, Tall And Green--
She's Really Got It
Goin' On.
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