The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s02e02 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round
and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
I love the life
on the piratey ship ♪
Sailin' the 70 seas ♪
But since we're surrounded
by acres of woods ♪
We sail on the land
through the trees ♪
Yo, ho, everyone knows
a pirate's life is free ♪
Yo, ho, wherever we go,
pirates is what we'll be ♪
Swash all your buckles,
the captain speaks ♪
It's time to
swab the deck ♪
Rudder to tiller,
your Robin is missin' ♪
Will it be
lunch time next? ♪
Yo, ho, everyone knows
a pirate's life is free ♪
Yo, ho, wherever we go,
pirates is what we'll be ♪
We sail for adventure,
seek buried treasure ♪
Diggin' it up is for me ♪
Yo, ho, everyone knows
a pirate's life is free ♪
- Oh, yo
- How does it go?
Pirates is what we'll be ♪
What is going on here?
It's us, Rabbit.
We're pirates, you see.
And I'm the captain.
We're diggin' for treasure.
Not in my garden!
Go play somewhere else.
Pooh, get the sail.
Aye, aye.
- Swab the mizzenmast.
- Aye, aye.
- Foot the yard arm.
- Aye, aye.
I am not going to get mad.
I am going to
teach them a lesson!
So Captain Piglet
and his pitiful pirates
want to find buried treasure,
do they?
Well, I'll give 'em a treasure.
A worthless one.
And a map to help 'em find it.
- Whoa!
- Oh, d-d-dear.
Quick.
Haul in the sail.
[water splashing[
Help! We're sinking.
Abandon ship.
Tiggers and Tiggers first.
But, uh, what about Piglets?
Uh, Piglets?
Why
It's their duty as captains
to go down with their ships.
Oh, dear.
Are you sure?
Absotootly posilootly.
Then my last command as
as captain is, uh,
Tigger, you're captain.
And as captain of this ship,
I hereby proclaim you captain.
- No, you are.
- You are.
- No, you.
- No, you.
- No, you.
- Oh, look.
Captain Piglet.
A message in a bottle.
Did I hear someone yell?
Yeah, bunny boy.
Look what we found.
A genuine treasure map.
Oh, why, so you have.
Oh, this belonged to my
great, great, great uncle,
Long John Cottontail,
the most famous
rabbit pirate ever.
And the only rabbit pirate ever.
Find treasure
is what Captain Piglet
and his pirates do best.
Come on.
Six, seven, eight, nine,
ten paces from the rock.
The treasure.
We found it.
And it's exacticly
what I always dreamed of.
My very own X.
The treasure's
under the X, Tigger.
You have to dig it up!
Oh. Hoo-hoo-hoo!
So we do.
We found it!
Well, about time.
Well, what are we waitin' for?
Let's bash that dinghy open.
Oh, wait.
If we open it here,
someone might come and steal it.
You're right, Captain Piglet.
Uh, we better stash it
somewhere safe.
Oh, I can hardly wait.
What do you suppose is inside?
Ooh, probably a whole bunch
of fun stuff.
Pirates were famous
fun lovers, you know.
But then again, it could be
- honey.
- Honey?
Well, if I were filling
a chest with treasure,
it would be honey.
On your marks.
Get set.
Let go!
Where'd it go?
In the basement.
But I don't have a basement.
You do now.
I never dreamed the trick
would turn out so well.
When they find that chest
is full of rocks,
they'll think twice about
tearing up gardens.
Ahh, Rabbit, you are a genius.
Genius.
Genius.
Genius.
Yes. An absolute
and complete genius.
That's what I am.
Genius, hm?
It wasn't a very nice thing to do,
Rabbit.
Oh!
You built up all our hopes.
You got us all exciterated.
And what'd we get?
Huh?
A bunch of rocks.
Uh, I'm sorry.
It was a joke.
It was just a joke!
A j-ohhhh-ke!
It was
It was just a joke.
Just a
Just a
Oh, my.
It was just a bad dream.
Oh, no.
When they find out
what's in that chest,
they'll hate me forever.
I've got to get it back
before they open it.
Now for the finishing touch.
Achoo!
Hello, in there.
It is I
Achoo!
The ghost of
Long John Cottontail.
I've come for my treasure.
Oooooooh!
Oh, dear.
It is the ghost of
Long John Cottontail.
What do we do now?
Uh, uh, you better
go talk to him,
Captain Piglet.
Me?
Perhaps we should just
give him his treasure.
Um, after all, it is his.
Nah, just tell that ghost
it's finder's keepers.
Lower the draw bridge.
Arrr! I've come for
what's mine, and
My goodness.
He seems to have disappeared.
Yeah.
Ghosties do that, you know.
Come on.
We gotta open that treasure
before Long John
Boogely Bones comes back.
Eh, why didn't I
think of it before?
We'll blast it open.
Don't forget.
We have to share it with Rabbit.
Share? With me?
If Rabbit hadn't
shown us where to dig,
we never would have
found the treasure.
Part of it is his.
Oh. When they see
those rocks,
they'll never speak to me again.
Oh, my.
There's no way I can stay here.
Not with them not liking me.
The only thing left
for me to do,
is move away.
- Rabbit!
- Oh, my.
They're coming.
Oh, no!
Oh, Rabbit.
We're going to
open the treasure, Rabbit.
Oh,
no. I I don't want any part of it.
He doesn't want any part of it.
What an unselfish guy.
No, no.
Please, no.
Ah, don't worry.
One push of this thingy,
and the whole thing
goes kabingy.
Ahem. Ten, nine, eight,
blast off.
No!
Don't look.
It's It's not
the right chest.
That Uncle Long John,
he was such a kidder.
Probably put the treasure
in some other chest.
Yes, uh
He, uh
Oh, he he forgot to put
a treasure in it.
Buried an empty chest.
Rabbit, do you see that?
All right.
I confess.
It was me.
I put the rocks in there.
I wanted to teach you a lesson
for tearing up my garden.
There never was a treasure.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my goodness.
Wonderful.
Stupendous!
Fantastical.
This is exactly what
I've been looking for
to stop my chair from wobbling.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
What a great nut cracker.
Just what I need to
prop up my winch bolts.
Hmm, I didn't think they
made 'em this size anymore.
Oh, it's every treasure
we ever dreamed of
right here in this chest.
But, th
they're only
And this is your share,
bunny boy.
Uh, but, uh
but
Now, that's all right.
Although it is a very rare
and valuable doorstop, um
Yeah, probably belonged to
your great, great,
great uncle Long John.
Why, uh,
I I I hardly know what to say.
- Uh, I
- But we do.
Thank you, Rabbit,
for helping us find
this treasure.
And and thank you all
for this rare and
valuable doorstop.
Ah-harrr.
You found me buried rocks,
did ya?
Ghost!
Empty.
All empty.
Honey jars are only good
for so many smackerels
before they're all
smackereled out.
Goodbye, dear friend.
I hope you like your new home
at the dump.
Hiya, buddy bear!
Uh, whatcha doin'?
Packing up my old honey jars.
Pooh, packin' up?
You see,
I'll be leaving soon to go to the
Leavin'?
Pooh? Pooh?
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
He's gone.
I gotta tell the others.
Oops. Excuse me.
Oh, Pooh boy.
Not gone yet.
Don't do nothin'
'til I do nothin'.
How very odd.
I wonder if it was
something I said.
Hey, donkey boy.
Did you hear?
Buddy bear's movin' away.
Worst news I've heard
since I lost my house.
Which was about two seconds ago.
Moving away?
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
I miss him already.
Pull yourself together, Piglet.
He ain't gone yet.
Oh, my.
Oh, dear.
Pooh's moving away.
We must do something.
I got a terrifical idea,
long ears.
How about we throw buddy bear
a surprise goin' away party?
Maybe, but I have
a better idea, Tigger.
How about you get off me!
- Everybody, shh.
- Be quiet.
- Surprise!
- Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Surprise!
Exactly whom are we surprising?
Oh, why, you, Pooh.
It's your surprise
going away party.
See?
I am surprised.
Why, I didn't even know
I was going away.
Yeah, didn't you read the signs?
Uh, "goodbye."
Uh, "so long."
"We'll miss you."
Uh, Pooh, we even have
going away presents for you.
A jar of honey!
It's just what I
always wanted, Piglet.
How did you know?
Here you go, buddy bear.
Oh, thank you, Tigger.
Oh, thank you, Eeyore.
It's something sweet,
sticky and golden.
So, Rabbit, what present
do you have for me?
Well, uh, um, uh
Look, a jagular.
Hey, I don't see no jagular.
Well, um, it was there
yesterday.
Ooh, that was a close call.
Here you go, Pooh.
Happy going away.
Thank you, everyone.
This is the best going
away party I've ever had.
Actually,
it's the only going
away party I've ever had.
We're happy we
made you happy, Pooh.
If I knew you cared
so much about me,
I would have moved away
years ago.
That's the most
nicest thing I ever heard.
I'm gonna miss you, Pooh.
I can hardly believe
you won't be with us.
I know, Piglet.
I can hardly believe it myself.
Please don't make this
any more difficult
than it already is.
We wouldn't want to
disappoint our friends by staying
after the wonderful going
away party they gave us.
It's not so bad.
We only have to
go away long enough
to have gone away.
Then we'll un-go away.
And our friends will be
so happy to see us,
they'll probably throw
a coming home party.
This looks like a nice spot
to have gone away to.
Now, all I have to do is wait.
There. That should
be long enough.
I wouldn't want my friends
to forget me entirely.
I just hope I remember
what they look like
after all this time.
Hello, Pooh.
Back so soon?
You look familiar.
Guess I'm pretty easy to forget.
Name's Eeyore.
Of course.
I'd never forget a tail.
That's funny.
This looks very much like
a Pooh Bear's house.
Nope. Couldn't be.
It's got an Eeyore in it.
See?
Oh, bother.
I knew I shouldn't have
gone away so long.
Goin' so soon?
I wouldn't want to
overstay my welcome.
Hello.
Do you remember me?
- I'm
- Pooh. I'm so happy to see you.
Uh, what are you doing
back so soon?
It's a long story,
and even longer when I tell it,
but at the moment,
I'm without a home.
Then I insist you stay with me.
Why, thank you, Piglet.
I promise you won't
even know I'm around.
Pooh, uh, do you think you'll
be done with dinner shortly?
Uh, pretty soon it'll be
time for breakfast.
Breakfast.
That's one of my seven
favorite meals of the day.
Oh, bother.
Out of honey again.
Well, perhaps
you're right, Piglet.
Maybe it is time for bed.
Goodnight, Piglet.
Oh, no.
Oh, not my house.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
What's that?
Oh, at last.
Good morning, Piglet.
Did you sleep well?
Poor Piglet.
He must be having
one of those nightmares
you get when you're awake.
Uh, Pooh,
you really don't have to do that.
I know, Piglet.
But I want to do something
to show my appreciation.
Pooh, I really enjoy
having you here,
but
But don't you think you'd
be happier in your own place?
Um, maybe you should
talk to Eeyore,
and ask him to leave.
Oh, I couldn't do that.
It would probably be best
if I just lived with you.
Forever.
Yike!
What I mean is, uh,
it is your home.
You need to, uh
stand up for yourself, Pooh.
Now, just practice saying,
"This is m-m-my home.
"I want you to
m-m-move out."
This is m-my home.
I want you to m-move out.
This is my home.
I want you to move out.
This is my home.
I want you to move out.
Piglet, I think I have it.
Did you call, Pooh?
This is my home.
I want you to move out.
But I
All right, Pooh.
I'll leave.
Good
G-goodbye, Pooh.
Piglet.
Where are you going?
Well, you told me to leave.
Oh, Piglet.
I was only practicing
what you told me to say.
You know, Pooh,
you're very convincing.
Thank you, Piglet.
But I'm afraid I'm
too convincing.
I can't ask Eeyore to leave.
Then what are you going to do?
The only thing I can do, Piglet.
Give Eeyore
a house warming party.
Shh.
Be quiet.
That's my foot.
I bet old donkey boy
will be surprised
when he sees the party
we're tossing him.
Can hardly contain myself.
Sorry to disappoint you,
but it's only me,
donkey boy.
Surprise!
I think it's a little late
on the surprises, buddy bear.
So long.
Goodbye.
We'll m-miss ya.
Nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me,
throwin' me a goin' away party.
Should have expected it, though.
- But it's not a going
- Don't worry,
I can take a hint.
Ta-ta for now.
Hmm, Piglet, old pal,
maybe I shouldn't have
used the old signs
from Pooh Bear's party.
Hey, Eeyore, wait a minute!
You got it all wrong!
Oh, my.
A house warming party
with no one to
warm the house with.
And I didn't even have a chance
to give Eeyore his present.
Well, come along, Piglet.
It's time I started to look for
a place of my own to live in.
You know, Pooh, uh,
since you happen to be
looking for a house,
and there doesn't seem to be
anyone staying in this house,
uh, perhaps you could live here.
You know, Piglet,
you're right.
There's something
about this house
that feels very homey.