The Villains Of Valley View (2022) s02e02 Episode Script

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[Havoc] Previously on The Villains
of Valley View
So that's it? I'm leader and I
don't even get a say in this?!
You're just not ready.
Being leader is more work than you think.
Your new leader has arrived.
How do you know about Valley View?
Onyx told me.
[evil laugh]
He was my father.
[screams]
I'm gonna follow in his footsteps.
[screams]
and take over as the rightful
Leader of All Villains.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. [chuckles]
I'm about to show you
just how mighty I can be!
[gasping]
Let's pretend you didn't see that.
[laughs] Your powers can't
penetrate that enclosure.
But don't worry, you won't
be in there for long.
I re-wired all the electricity
from Surge's old charging port
to trigger two separate blasts
that will destroy this place.
Two blasts? What's the point?
Any good villain knows you only need one.
Well, it would obliterate you quicker.
You know what? Suffering is underrated.
Let's just stick with two.
When the second blast goes off,
this place will become
a giant pile of rubble,
and you'll be at the bottom.
I know this is a long shot,
but have you considered three blasts?
Nice try. While you're
here awaiting your demise,
I'll be in Valley View destroying the rest
of your family.
Just like you destroyed my father.
Good luck with that.
They'll take you down easily.
Oh, I don't think so. 'Cause
they'll never see me coming.
You have Replication?
That's right, I'm wearing
you like a virtual skin suit.
And that's not creepy at all.
Too bad it won't do you any good since you
can't replicate my voice.
[in Onyx's voice] Are you talking about
[in Havoc's voice] this voice?
Oh, come on!
The world has seen you and your family for
the last time, Havoc.
The countdown has begun.
Wait! What countdown?
And where's the big red readout?
You're doing this whole villain
thing completely wrong!
[theme music playing]
So this is where Havoc and her
family have been hiding.
Nice curb appeal.
[sighs]
Hey!
Everything go okay in Centropolis?
Uh, yeah. Couldn't have gone better.
Oh, there you are! We've been looking
everywhere for you. Where have you been?
Uh, the mall!
Cool. What'd you get?
Pair of socks.
Sweet. What are we talkin'?
Knit? Cotton? Knee-high? No show?
They're socks. Get over it.
Wow, must've been a
clearance sale on attitudes.
[grunts]
I'd say "I'm sorry" but we both
know I'm not gonna mean it.
What are you sittin' around for?
We're gonna be late for Movie
Night at Valley View Park!
It's a shark movie.
And I wanna be front and center
when one of those pretty-boy
actors gets his head bitten off!
What's wrong, Celia?
Has the thrill of watching those
funeral mishap videos worn off for ya?
Nah, I still watch one every now and then
for a hot pick-me-up.
Let's go!
Wait, movie night? No one
told me about movie night.
What are you talking about?
I reminded you yesterday.
Oh, right. Yeah, you did.
But you didn't remind me today,
so this one's on you. [chuckles]
But still, I mean, do we really gonna go?
It seems like a whole thing.
Well, you're a whole thing,
and we still have to spend time with you.
He's right, you are a whole thing.
You get that from your father.
Amy, what's going on?
You promised me you'd go.
Of course, because I'm always excited
to spend time with my cousin.
Friend? Friend. Friend. Yes.
Are you okay? You're acting really weird.
She bought a pair of socks at the mall.
I think they might be cutting off
the blood circulation to her brain.
I was gonna get socks too!
What'd you get? Argyle? Wool?
Can we stop talking about the socks?
And I'm fine. I just don't understand why
we'd want to go out
when we can watch
a movie here. All together,
on the couch, at close range.
Amy, I've waited weeks for this, remember?
Halfway through the movie
I'm gonna shape-shift into a shark,
jump through the screen
and send everyone running for their lives!
That does sound fun! Plus, I'm always
the nice guy, I could use a cheat day.
Let's go! If I end up sitting
behind a guy with a big head,
you're all gonna pay!
Come on! [frustrated grunt]
There's got to be a way out of this thing!
Wait! Dad put a lock-pick in my belt!
What's this?
"Dear Havoc, I-O-U one
lock-pick. Love, Dad." Seriously?
[explosion]
[panting]
Again, this is where a countdown clock
with a big red read-out
would've been great!
Out of my way. Coming through.
This looks like a good spot. Move.
Celia, how could you do
that to that poor man?
Just be happy he got up
before I started kicking.
You know, if I weren't so scared of you,
I really think we could be friends.
Then it's a good thing
you're scared of me.
I'm gonna go get some popcorn.
Oh, can you grab me some?
What do you think?
Okay, guys, huddle up so we
can plan out our shark attack.
I'm still debating whether to
go Hammerhead or Great White.
Either way, I'm not wearing pants.
Amy, what's up? You seem distracted ever
since we left the house.
And why do you keep twirling your hair?
Last time I did that, you threatened me
with "Bald October."
Yeah, yeah, can you just move?
You're blocking my shot.
Uh, view. I mean, you're, you're
blocking my view. [chuckles]
You know what, never mind,
I'll just tell you when to duck.
Jake, have you noticed Amy's
been acting really weird?
Ever since she came back from Centropolis,
it's like she's a different person.
Well, it could be worse,
she could be the same.
[suspenseful music playing
on movie screen]
Amy? What are you doing?
Uh, what does it look like I'm doing?
I'm watching the movie,
same as everyone else.
Sorry, folks, she gets easily excited.
Yeah, whatever you do, do not
mention socks! [chuckles]
Jake, we have to do something.
Amy just held up her hand up
and activated some weird power
like she's gonna launch
something at all of you.
She's my sister and she's a villain.
That happens like 20 times a day.
Listen to me. Whatever I just
saw was not a sonic power.
Trust me, I know Amy and something's off.
Hartley, you're overreacting.
Just go watch the movie.
Everything okay?
No. I don't know what's going on,
but you're not the Amy I know!
Hartley, what's the problem?
Maybe you can help me figure it out.
'Cause I know my best friend
and that's not her!
Well, I know my daughter,
and that is her. [chuckles]
Look at her over there, twirling
her hair like she normally does.
Oh, Hartley! [chuckles]
They're never gonna
believe you, so give it up.
The best thing you can do is
stay out of my way. Got it?
Oh, look, a giant man's
about to attack everyone.
Oh, no, that's just some guy standing in
front of the projector.
I don't know if I like
watching movies this way.
Uh, I think I'll go check
out the snack bar.
Good idea.
Ooh, will you grab me some popcorn?
No.
What does a man have to do to
get some popcorn around here?
I don't know. Get off his
butt and get it himself?
What else does a man have to do?
Ooh, what'd I miss?
[groans] Every time!
I will take that hand off
faster than a shark!
You know, I used to be an actress.
Did I ever tell you about
my days in community theater?
Yeah, I'm not really
1976,
Valley View Performing Arts Center.
My name was in lights,
mostly because I climbed up on the marquee
and made it that way.
Okay guys, let's go behind the screen
and get ready
for Colby's shape-shifting gag.
Ooh, is now a good time
to take off my pants?
No. And why are you so excited about that?
Wait, but how will we know if
the lifeguard ever sees
the pretty jet ski instructor again?
[woman screams on movie screen]
And there's my answer. Let's go.
And don't get me started on my
career as a background artist.
Vin Diesel says he'll
never work with me again.
That's how you know I made an impression.
Wait, where did they go?
Oh, come on. That can't be the first time
your family tried to ditch you!
[Havoc yelps]
The second blast must
be coming any minute!
So this is it. This is how I go out.
I can't even leave a note
to tell my family I'm sorry.
And that I love them, even Jake.
[Hartley] Amy? Amy?
Hartley? Wait, am I dead?
Are you an angel? Because that
would be very on-brand for you.
Amy!
[gasps] H-How did you find me?
I knew something was off about you
or whoever was pretending to be you!
She was evil, mean, and scary, and
Actually, how did I know the difference?
Was it the hair twirling?
Yes! Ugh! If you ever catch
me doing that again,
I will literally hand you the clippers.
Look. This place is gonna blow!
You've gotta get out of here!
No, I'm not leaving without you!
Well, I didn't mean without me.
Okay, good. Because I'm here to
save you! And I brought backup!
Hey!
Starling? You brought a superhero?
I can leave.
No, no, you're good. [laughs]
When you can't get a major league player,
minor league will do.
Please don't go.
Don't worry, we're gonna
get you out of there.
- Do you have superpowers?
- No.
Then let's not make
promises you can't keep.
There's one blast left before this whole
place is rubble so you need to move fast!
Got it! I bet the explosives are wired to
Surge's old charging port.
I'll diffuse it from there.
Great. FYI, "fast" means you don't need to
explain what you're doing.
Oh, and be careful,
this stuff is really unstable.
If you move too fast, you might
[screams]
make it worse.
Where the heck is Colby?
He was right behind us.
Sorry. I was using the bathroom.
I was gonna wait until
I turned into the shark
but I have no idea how
that would even work.
Hey, instead of a shark,
what if Colby transforms
into a really cute dolphin
that makes people
want to pet him instead of run away?
Okay, one more idea like that
and you're off the team.
There you are! Well, well,
well, the moment has arrived.
Not now, Amy. We're waiting
for the perfect time
for Colby to shape-shift. Oh, yup.
It just went by while I was talking.
Not that moment! The moment
when I destroy all of you.
Seriously, Amy, quit playing around.
You're gonna ruin our prank.
Hey, hey, guys. I don't think that's Amy.
Hello, family.
Or should I say, goodbye, family.
Hartley was right.
She knew something was off
and I didn't listen to her.
Who are you?
Yeah, still no clue.
Oh, I know! It's, it's that
girl from the pretzel shop!
You know, the one that
always skimps on the salt.
Maybe stick to the little magic tricks
because your pretzel
making skills are horrific.
I'm not a pretzel girl! I'm a villain!
But you might know me better
as the daughter of Onyx.
Oh, yeah, now I see it. Same dead eyes.
What do you want with us?
I'm here to get even.
Havoc destroyed my father
so now I'm going to destroy all of you.
Hey there, hi. Uh, Flashform,
AKA, the Chosen One.
Look, I get the angsty grudge,
I really do.
But could you possibly hold off
on destroying us for, like,
10, maybe 15 minutes?
I've waited weeks to turn into a shark!
Is this dude for real?
Wait, if you're here pretending to be Amy,
then where's the real one?
What do we do?
We? How about you just give
me some moral support?
Oh, okay! Go Starling!
Without talking.
The bad news is, I couldn't find
a way to stop the explosion.
Okay. What's the good news?
Oh, I don't have any.
It's all bad news out here.
Maybe I can concentrate my velocity force
into the enclosure and
blast the back wall out.
But wouldn't the force of
that also destroy Amy?
That's also a possible outcome.
It will never work. Superpowers
can't penetrate the enclosure!
Maybe not your superpowers.
[screaming]
That either went really well,
or we're gonna need a mop.
Amy, are you okay?
Can someone pop my right
eyeball back into its socket?
Oh, wait, there it goes.
[sighs] Did you really have
to blast me that hard?
Hey, if I'm gonna save you at least let me
have some fun doing it.
Yes! We did it! You're safe!
[ticking]
Uh, what's that ticking noise?
Finally, a proper warning we're
about to be obliterated. Run!
This movie is boring.
When I beat a shark off my leg,
he didn't just swim away.
He came back for seconds.
Then I started doing the biting!
It's appropriate that
there's a movie playing,
because you're about to
experience the end!
Ugh, just when I thought
she couldn't get worse, she's got puns.
Just so you know, we're not
going down without a fight.
That's right, we're not.
Yes! Hartley's here to save us! We should
probably start running now.
I thought I told you to
stay out of my way.
To be fair, her ability to get in the way
is the closest thing this
girl has to a superpower.
You may have had everyone else
fooled, but not me.
I know my best friend better than anyone.
Well, good for you. But you're too late.
'Cause I'm taking them down,
and you can't do anything to stop me.
Maybe not. But I can.
Nice entrance! This is so much
more exciting than the movie!
How did you get out?
With a little help from me!
Wait
[all] What?
Uh, yeah, um,
Starling knows our secret and
we've all kinda become friends.
[all] Wait, what?
It's a long story,
I'll have Amy explain later.
You're friends with a superhero?
I should've known you were a traitor.
At least she has my back.
I mean, as villains, we're
supposed to look out for each other.
But just like your father,
you turned on me and my entire family.
That's funny. Because last I checked,
you're the one who destroyed my father.
Your father attacked us. And drove us from
the only home we had ever known.
Yeah. He was a real meanie!
I know the story. You were
the brave little daughter
standing up for your mother.
And now it's my turn to
stand up and honor my father.
By destroying all of you.
Leave them out of it.
This is between you and me.
Fine. Then they can watch as
I take you down first. [grunts]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hi, we haven't met, I'm Starling.
Yeah, we're familiar with your work.
[grunting]
Ooh, wait a minute. Now it's getting good!
[grunting]
Ooh I don't know where the sharks went,
but this is better. Ooh, you get it, girl.
Oh, watch out! Watch out!
[grunting]
Should we jump in?
No, you know how teen girls are.
They don't want your help
unless they ask for it.
A little help, please?
Oh, there it is.
Don't worry, I got this.
Uh, thanks but we don't
need a superhero to, uh
Actually, you know what,
you're young, you handle it.
Let's do this.
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunts]
[grunts] [panting]
Use your gusty wind thingy!
My gusty wind thingy?
I think you mean my velocity force.
- Whatever!
- No, not whatever.
I don't call your sonic
scream a loud yell-y thingy!
Just use it!
Say goodbye, Havoc.
[screams]
[screams]
Wow, she's still going!
Oh, she'll be going for a while.
- Wait, did we just
- Work together?
Yup!
And not only was that
the first time a superhero
and a supervillain worked together,
you joined your powers to do it!
And I got it all on video.
[gasps]
Not anymore.
Starling, that was amazing!
Oh, thanks! It's good to see you.
It's good to see you, too.
O-Okay. Uh,
I'm fine with letting you
save my daughter's life
but there will be no superhero
flirting with my son.
I would never think of it. [chuckles]
And she hasn't. Ever. Thought of it.
Well, I should get going.
Hey, thanks. I owe you one.
Oh, you owe me a few.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go use
my fly-y thingy and fly away.
Okay, now that that's over,
it's time for the big finale!
What? The movie's over?
See, that's what's wrong with Hollywood.
Just when things start getting good,
they gotta ruin it with
a three-D talking shark.
I don't get it. If you're not a shark
anymore, why do you still smell like fish?
Don't ask questions you
don't want the answers to.
I have to share a room with you,
so I'd definitely like an answer.
Colby? Colby?
Well, thanks for a fun night! [chuckles]
Freeze!
Care to explain how Onyx's daughter found
us in Valley View?
Okay, fine. I might have used
Dad's teleportal device
to sneak back to Centropolis
to be villain leader.
[evil laugh] You owe me five bucks.
Wait, you two made a bet over whether
or not I'd sneak back to be leader?
Oh, we knew you'd do that.
No, the bet was how you'd get there.
But I knew you'd turn to
one of my devices.
I can't believe you'd use my
teleportal without telling me.
I also can't believe you lived.
That thing was not tested.
Look, I I'm sorry, okay?
I I just wanted to prove that
I could handle being leader,
and when you all said that you
didn't think I could,
it just made me wanna do it even more.
Well, we can't fault you for that.
That's just being a villain.
True. But no more jumping
into dangerous situations
without telling us first.
Deal.
Eva Do you wanna go down to the lair
and try my new particle collider?
Double or nothing one
of us gets out alive.
Ooh, I'll take that bet.
Well, another mess of a day,
all thanks to my bad decisions.
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, sure, you've
made some bad decisions,
but you also made a really good one.
And what was that? [chuckles]
When you first came to Valley View,
you were just a villain
who never wanted a friend.
But eventually, you decided
to trust me and let me in.
If you hadn't, your best friend wouldn't
have been able to save you today.
You're right. [chuckles]
Yep.
And you're gonna lord it
over me, aren't you?
Forever!
[ominous music playing]
[coughs]
You won't get away with this,
Havoc! I will have my revenge!
[evil laughter]
All in good time.
What the Get away from me!
Fear not, my child. It is I, Onyx.
Father? But how?
They may have destroyed my body,
but they will never destroy my spirit.
[evil laugh]
[theme music playing]