Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s02e03 Episode Script

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[laughing maniacally]
Oh, come on. It's funny.
- [Ice Queen yells]
- Look out!
[Fionna exclaims]
[groans] Chill out, Ice Queen!
You're just jealous
of my new fuel boy.
Fionna, help!
Let me out of here!
[growls]
Whoa!
The more you struggle,
the more steam you make
for my Ice-O-Tomaton.
Let Flame Prince go, ya creep!
Or else!
[Fionna gasps]
No one hurts Cake!
- [Ice Queen exclaims]
- [ice shattering]
[penguins quack]
[Cake groans]
Cakey!
[softly] Sorry.
[heavy footsteps]
[coughing]
Fionna [groans]
Let's go!
Ya-yah!
FP!
Please be okay.
- [Flame Prince] Mmm.
- [Fionna chuckles]
Hot. Oh!
Really hot.
[nervous groan]
We gotta jet!
[both panting]
- Ah!
- [Flame Prince groans]
[yells]
I'm gonna be late.
[panting]
- Out of my way.
- [groans] Dude.
Wow, what a jerk.
Nice outfit, though.
[opening theme music playing]
[Fionna] Well, that's big talk,
coming from you.
Yeah? Oh, yeah?
Is that so?
Well, you know what, Queenie?
Screw you!
You can take your interest rate
and cram it in your escrow.
Queenie wants $50,000.
- [Gary, Marshall gasp]
- [Ellis P] Gasp.
And I kind of pissed her off.
So if it's not in her hands
by the end of the week,
The Sweet Spot's gonna be
turned into a parking lot.
No!
But parking lots do nothing
to revitalize neighborhoods.
[sighs] So it's come to this.
- [coins jingling]
- [others gasp]
Forgive me, Lil' P! [grunts]
I don't think
this is legal tender.
[Ellis P] Actually,
I'm gonna need that back
to buy a new piggybank.
Thanks for trying, Ellis.
[DJ Slime] Next up,
DJ Flame's hot new single--
Marshall, your mom's loaded.
Ask her for money.
No way.
Come on, rich boy.
Cough it up--
We could do a bake sale?
I'll make gourmet cookies.
Can you bake like
a million of 'em?
Or one really expensive cookie?
Like some kind of fundraiser.
Oh, yeah, I see my mom pull in
a lot of money from those.
Tell me everything we need.
[Marshall] Well,
you need to find a venue,
invite performers,
sell tickets and merch.
[Fionna] Write it down.
I'll never remember all that.
This is perfect.
And Marshall can play
the music.
Oh. Uh
I don't do big crowds.
[Fionna] But you're so good.
Nah.
Yeah, babe, you'd be so great.
Okay, fine.
Yes!
[Marshall] But no covers.
[Gary] I'll be the treasurer.
Ooh, I can't wait to balance
some receipts.
[Cake] And I'll get started
on a sick logo!
[Babyworld Finn] Ooh!
Take him back to Peptank.
I got an idea for where
we could host the fundraiser.
This is gonna work, you guys.
I freaking know it!
[door closes]
[Cosmic Owl] Booyah!
You owe me 20 crystals.
Dang, I really thought
Babyworld Finn
was gonna eat her.
Thirty crystals
on Huntress drying out
before Fionna notices.
[Scarab] What are you
doing, Prismo?
Why are you letting
this crossover slide?
Eh, it's not our jurisdiction.
Get in the tub, Scrabby.
[Scarab] But she's in
the wrong universe!
Cutie.
The forces that brought
Huntress to Fionnaworld
are beyond the multiverse.
[Scarab] There's nothing
"beyond" the multiverse.
Okay, I'm not supposed to
tell you this,
but you've been cool.
This is the multiverse
as you know it.
And this is what
she's dealing with.
[Scarab] Whoa!
Like I said, not our problem.
[Scarab] Then whose
problem is it?
Who cares?
I just want to play games
and not think about
all this stuff.
[beeping]
[groans] Another croak dream.
Croak dream!
[Cosmic Owl sighs]
Later, Prismo.
Dude, I love croak dreams.
[Scarab] But the green stuff,
I have so many questions.
[Prismo] Shh! I wanna see
who bites it.
Mmm. He's definitely poisoned,
and it's killing him.
But it's also keeping him
alive somehow.
How does that make sense?
I don't know.
It doesn't.
Finn, I'll kill you
if you die on us!
I can fix him.
I just need more samples.
[indistinct chatter]
Do you guys hear that?
[Simon mumbles]
[chatter grows louder]
Peebs!
[princesses chatter]
- Please stand back, ladies.
- [agitated chatter]
[Princess Bubblegum]
Princesses!
What do you guys want?
We heard Finn is in
a death-like sleep.
He needs the power
of a true love's kiss
to revive him.
[blows raspberry]
That's fairy tale woo hoo!
[Lumpy Space]
Out of my way, pigs! [grunts]
I'm the only true love
Finn needs.
[grunts] Don't push.
[indistinct shouting]
This is exciting.
Banana guards! Lock the gates.
Yes, Mom.
Ugh!
Turtle Princess, I need backup.
These tranches
are trying to steal my boy.
That little miser wants 50K.
So we need a cheap venue
for this weekend.
That much, huh?
Please stand back, Fionna.
And I was thinking,
you know,
the air is free, so
why not do it in the park?
And I figured
you could help us with that.
I can't authorize that.
But I can set you up
with the park committee.
Really?
Of course.
Now, seriously, step back.
Thanks!
Fionna!
[Fionna exclaims]
[exclaims in Spanish]
Hold on!
I'm okay. [laughs]
Talk to you later.
Ouch. I'm such a dummy.
[Fionna groans]
[DJ Flame] Oh, shoot, sorry.
Are you okay?
- [groans]
- Fionna?
[Fionna] Phelix?
Oh, wow, Fionna.
Sorry again.
I'm tough.
I'm a tough guy.
Oh, yeah, I know.
You saved the world.
That was seriously badass.
Oh. [giggles] Yeah.
But I don't like to
brag about it.
What's new with you?
Oh, I've got a new song out.
It's kind of blowing up,
and I don't mind
bragging about it.
I haven't heard it.
Classic Fionna.
I'm playing over
at The Belly tonight.
You should totally come.
Oh, I don't know.
It's kind of pricey.
No, no. I'll put you
on the guest list.
Yeah, okay, I'll be there.
Sorry, can I just
It was driving me crazy.
I'm glad I ran into you.
Me too.
I'll see you tonight.
[heart beating softly]
- [pounding on door]
- [guards yelp]
Hey, man, they're princesses.
Don't use the pointy part.
Use the lemniscate end.
Is that what it's called?
- [grunts]
- [guards] Oh, Glob!
[yelling and grunting]
It's a princess invasion!
[princesses yelling]
It's bad out there.
[yells]
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, and Huntress Wizard
is working on something.
- I think.
- [Princess Bubblegum panting]
What? Forest magic?
We don't have time
to wait for Huntress Wizard.
The longer he's like this,
the harder it's gonna be
to get him back.
Don't flip out on me now, PB,
but maybe we should
give this kiss thing a go.
A kiss can't bring somebody
back from the brink of death.
That's not what
you told me last night.
[blows] I did say that.
[sips, retches]
Hmm.
It needs something
eye-catching.
[Bandit, Kee-oth laugh]
Stolen cotton candy
just tastes sweeter.
Hmm?
Oh, Lord, girl.
[exhales]
"Hey, it's Cake.
Wanna hang out tonight?"
[beep, ding]
"Yeah! What did you
have in mind?"
[whimpers, yells]
Huh?
What's a cool thing
to do on a date?
Oh Well, in my day,
we'd go dancing.
Cake! We're going clubbing.
I can't believe
he's gonna be here in person.
I know. I'm dying.
Who are they talking about?
Hmm?
I don't really know
what they're speaking to.
Why do you look so good?
Uh Why do you, sexy?
You like it? Thanks.
[banana guards] Aww
Um I-- I like your harness.
Fionna Campbell.
Come on, guys.
[EDM music playing]
It's a lot louder in here
than I expected.
What?
- DJ Slime!
- [slime noise]
Listen up,
all you party people.
[person] Whoo!
It's t-t-t-time for the guy
you've all been waiting for
DJ Sli Flame!
Deej D-D-D-D-DJ Flame
Flame Flame ♪
[crowd cheering]
DJ Flame Flame Flame ♪
Fionna, seriously?
He broke up with you.
In a text message!
He only broke up with me
because his feelings
were getting too real
and he was afraid.
You only dated for a few weeks.
It was six months.
Oh, yeah.
[sighs]
Our souls are connected.
I can't explain it,
but I know
there's something there.
This is a bad idea.
What do you know
about relationships?
- I
- [phone beeps]
[Cake] "Sorry. It's too loud.
I'm gonna bounce."
- No!
- [door slams open]
- [faint music]
- [door shuts]
[music playing]
Hey, hey. My girl's here!
Come on up, baby.
- [crowd cheering]
- [man] Oh, my God!
[woman] She's so hot!
[cheering and whistling]
[gulping]
[Huntress Wizard] Hmm.
[raspy] Spirit Warrior.
What can I get ya?
[smacking lips]
I had the cure for Finn
right in my hand,
and I lost it.
How do I get back
to that gnarly root space?
How do I get home?
Oh, you want to go
where everyone knows your name?
[gulps] Yes.
What do you call this?
Uh beet?
Follow the beet to the roots.
I use this to get underground.
Underground
A broken tool seeks the flame.
I'm about to croak
from thirst.
That's all my good advice.
You're on your own, kiddo.
[raspy] Fat help you are
[smooches]
Huh.
[Hotdog Princess]
Little help, please.
Muah!
That was practice!
[exclaiming]
Keep it moving.
Doesn't this feel
kind of wrong?
[sighs]
I don't love it,
but I'm willing to try
anything right now.
Just think of it as magic CPR.
Is CPR wrong?
Uh
- [thudding]
- [murmuring]
[all gasp]
- Whoa.
- Oh!
I did not expect that.
So rugged.
It's her.
[murmuring]
Hey, F the H
On Death's Door,
but still as pretty as ever.
You know
I really did love you.
[gulps, groans]
[groaning]
"Cake, I'm really sorry
I messed up your date.
I love you."
[groans]
- [knocking at door]
- Hunter?
Hunter, are you in there?
[Hunter] Yeah.
Give me a sec.
Oh. Uh, sorry.
Fionna.
- Hey, Hunter
- Are you okay?
Uh, you know,
sometimes you're into someone
and they're sending signals
they're into you, too.
But then it turns out
to be all in your head?
[crying] I thought he liked me.
Who?
DJ Flame!
But he's with a new girl,
and she's basically
a copycat version of me!
You mean Fennel?
That's her name?
[blows raspberry]
I hate everything about her.
Fennel's actually really cool.
We've known each other forever.
Oh, uh
Damn it! What is wrong with me?
Hey, there's nothing wrong
with you, Fionna.
You're
You're so, so nice.
Whoa, no.
I mean, I like you, but
you're drunk
and not thinking clearly.
I'm so clear.
Fionna.
Shit! I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'll just go.
Can I walk you home?
Stop being so nice!
[sighs in exasperation]
Well, Phoebe,
guess you weren't "The One."
Eh, it was a long shot.
I am seeing someone else now.
Get out! Who is it?
I'm single. Let me try.
No, Muscle Princess!
His weakened lips!
[Muscle Princess]
I'm made of love!
[Simon exclaiming]
Princesses, wait!
There is something
you can do to help.
[phone buzzing]
[line ringing]
Of course
Simon's not picking up.
He's probably busy
riding baby dragons
and smooching gumdrop gals.
I saved the world
[munching]
and I'm still a loser.
God!
I can't even keep
a stupid plant alive.
[crying]
[sniffles]
Where's my happily ever after?
[snoring]
[sheep bleating]
Eat well, my stupid flock.
Hmm?
[low growl]
[Big Destiny grunts]
- Bam!
- [wolf whines]
[grunts] Whoo! Huh?
Uh Just ignore me. Hoot.
Good night, Daddy.
- Hoot
- [yells]
[panting]
Of course!
T'was but a stupid dream.
Big D could never be defeated
in the real style world.
No way.
[wolf snarls]
[Big Destiny yells]
Good night, Daddy.
[Big Destiny] Peanut.
- [piercing]
- [Big Destiny groans]
Damn.
Choice croak dream.
[soft music playing]
Fred Films.