Game Changer (2019) s02e03 Episode Script
Sleeper Agents
1
- Get ready for a Game Changer.
Tonight's guests, a
secret member of the CIA,
it's Katie Marovitch,
(upbeat music)
a card-carrying member
of AAA, it's Tao Yang,
(upbeat music)
and having never been to
the DMV, it's Lily Du.
and your host, me.
I've been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer!
The only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works?
- No!
(laughing)
- Tell us!
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning.
And the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's begin.
Players, welcome to the Game
Changer Intelligence Agency.
- Oh, no.
- Ash, can you bring out, the dossiers?
- [Tao] What?
- Oh, no.
- Okay, very thin file.
- Too scary.
- Can we open?
- Yeah, you can open.
Now players, are you
familiar with the concept
of a sleeper agent?
- No.
- Sort of.
- Yes.
- What a sleeper agent
is, is an agent who can be
activated with a trigger phrase,
otherwise, they look just like us.
pedestrians out on the street.
For instance, Ash, my mother
still tucks me in at night.
- Agent activated.
- Whoa, players what
have you in those folders
are ten phrases that
unlock ten sleeper agents.
I'm gonna ask you to
read them, one at a time,
starting with Katie.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- Tao.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Lily.
- Wanna buy some stolen DJ equipment?
(laughing)
- Katie.
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
(laughing)
- Tao.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Lily.
- Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Katie.
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Tao.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Lily.
- Can you just hug for a good ten seconds?
- Katie.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Now players, there are
sleeper agents all around us,
literally, all around the studio.
You have 20 minutes, your
exit is off stage right.
On your mark, get set, exit.
(upbeat music)
- All around the studio.
- Stage right, wait here?
- [Host] That's right, where Lily's going.
(upbeat music)
- [Lily] Push it, push it, oh.
- [Tao] Okay.
- [Lily] Mine is the little one.
I believe his was (mumbles)
- Oh no.
Let's do this.
- [Lily] I'm wearing flip-flops.
- [Tao] Get off of me.
- [Katie] Sir, why do you
think the weather isn't?
- What's that?
- Nevermind.
- [Tao] Excuse me.
Why don't you think the weather isn't?
Or is there a cute dance you can teach me?
- Uh!
- [Tao] Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Uh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm just gonna sneeze on
everything real quick.
- Ahhhh.
- Would you like to buy
some stolen DJ equipment?
- No, I'm good.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
Wanna buy some stolen DJ equipment?
- What's wrong with you?
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Am I your type?
By the way, before you answer,
take a look at all this.
- (mumbles)
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Are you crazy?
- Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
That's not a real phone
call you're making, is it?
Have you seen an older me
go by in a time machine?
- Yes, I am talking..
- Oh, you are talking to a
real person, I'm so sorry.
If you're not a part
of this, I am so sorry.
- But don't believe this one.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Please, go.
- I'm gonna sneeze over
everything real quick.
- Just stay back.
- I'm gonna sneeze over.
- You need medical help.
- Will you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
You can say no if you want.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
Is there a cute dance you can teach me?
- Agent activated.
- Oh, thank god!
Oh, thank god.
- This is absolute bullshit.
- Ahhhh!
- Ah, thank you.
- Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
It's okay if you don't want to.
- Okay.
- Oh, okay, we're gonna hug.
That's so nice.
- Ten seconds, right?
- Yeah, I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could off a ponytail.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could off a ponytail.
- What's going on.
(laughing)
Could you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
I'm just gonna sneeze over
everything real quick.
- Ah, oh.
Agent activated.
- Yes.
- Am I your type?
Any..?
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
No, okay.
Let's see.
- You know I was hoping
any of these questions
would, um, make you do something,
but you're a real person
and I hate myself.
I'm so sorry.
(laughing)
Damn it.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- You said it already, like so many times.
- What are you guys?
- We're twins.
- You're actors.
- We're twins.
- Actors.
- Twins.
- Actors.
- When I'm in like an escape
room, I look at scratches
in the wall and I go,
"this is it" and it's not.
(suspenseful music)
- What about these guys?
- Hey, I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
Is that okay to tell you that?
- What?
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, I'm just gonna..
Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Where else can people be?
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- Agent activated.
- Oh, thank god.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Agent activated.
- Yes!
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- What?
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Okay, can you just hug
me for a good ten seconds?
- What? No.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Dude, I'm sorry
- You're just walking with a
.., what's in the trash bag?
- I mean, this is..
- I'm sorry, you're right, you're right.
- Would you like to buy
some stolen DJ equipment?
- Uh.
- Am I your type?
- What is your problem?
- I'm sorry, this is for market research.
(mumbles)
Yeah, it's for a market in Canada.
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Agent activated.
- Oh, yes, ah.
One, one.
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- No.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Think about that.
Okay, I'm not gonna ask you this one.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
- No.
- Okay, I don't feel like I'm
allowed to say this one, but..
Allow me to introduce myself,
my name is Fuck Fredrickson.
- Agent activated.
- Oh, damn.
- I knew it, it had to be
Ahhh.
In no world does a mom walk
her daughter on this street
of used car lots at 10 am on a Monday.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- What?
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- I just work..
- You just work here, okay.
You have a mic-
Huh, ohh hello, hi.
Hi, why do you think the weather isn't?
- I'm just gonna hug, sneeze
over everything real quick.
Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- a documentary about my murder.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Agent activated.
- I don't know which one activated it.
- Someone will know.
(suspenseful music)
- Ooooh.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- What is happening?
- I'm so sorry, do you guys mind
if I ask you some quick questions?
- Sure.
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Want to buy some stolen DJ equipment?
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- ..gonna sneeze over
everything real quick?
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- [Tao] No, okay.
- Um, great, thank you.
- You can be done if you wanna be done.
- I'm not done, I'm not done.
- Excuse me sir.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
Is that okay?
- Agent activated.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
Don't do it, don't do it.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Take a look at all this.
- Feel free to say no, or..
- Sure.
- Okay.
- And then can you hug me..
- Sure, twin hug.
(cheering)
- So none of those worked?
I'm so sorry for bothering you.
Thank you for your service.
- We were just sexually harassed.
- Oh okay, I don't know about that..
I'm freaking out.
- Um, why don't you
think the weather isn't?
- I'm sorry.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Are these, are you a part of this?
(laughs)
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- That's actually a good one.
- Oh, oh. This.. ah.
I swore I asked him every single question.
Hey man, um, I've already
asked you all these.
- We're making a doc-..
This is maybe not good that
we're going for the same person.
Well now Katie's leaving.
I feel like I..
You seem so made up
and polite to be a cop.
Why do you think the weather isn't?
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Agent activated.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Hmmm, if not of these work,
I'm gonna feel really bad.
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all of this.
- That person is real, which
is.. that boggles my mind.
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
It's not stolen.
- Agent activated.
- Thank god.
- Players here are your
activated sleeper agents.
How do you think you did?
- I don't know, not good.
(laughing)
- I feel okay, but there
are definitely some times
we were all yelling at the same person
and I don't know who got it.
- Got a little competitive?
- Yes.
- Katie, if you could raise your hand.
Now if you were activated by Katie,
please go and stand behind Katie
(suspenseful music)
- I didn't see these people at all.
(suspenseful music)
- Katie has apparently
activated three sleeper agents.
Tao, raise you hand.
If you were activated by
Tao, go stand behind Tao.
- You were?
- Oh, he's shocked.
- You were.
(laughing)
- Surprise, surprise.
Lily raise your hand.
If you were activated by
Lily, stand behind Lily.
- Ah man.
- The score is three to three to four.
That means, Lily you are the winner
of this episode of Game Changer.
You are our top agent,
but because you are,
that, of course, means you're outed
and now need to go into hiding.
- Okay, yeah, I'm ready to do that.
- So Lily, your prize is two plane tickets
anywhere in the world,
you would like to go.
- Is that true?
- That is true.
(laughing)
(screaming)
- I'm okay that I hugged
that strange man outside now.
- That is it for this
episode of Game Changer.
I am Sam Reich, reminding you that
our sleeper agents are everywhere.
Don't be embarrassed.
Go and see for yourself.
Good night!
(calm music)
- Get ready for a Game Changer.
Tonight's guests, a
secret member of the CIA,
it's Katie Marovitch,
(upbeat music)
a card-carrying member
of AAA, it's Tao Yang,
(upbeat music)
and having never been to
the DMV, it's Lily Du.
and your host, me.
I've been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer!
The only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works?
- No!
(laughing)
- Tell us!
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning.
And the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's begin.
Players, welcome to the Game
Changer Intelligence Agency.
- Oh, no.
- Ash, can you bring out, the dossiers?
- [Tao] What?
- Oh, no.
- Okay, very thin file.
- Too scary.
- Can we open?
- Yeah, you can open.
Now players, are you
familiar with the concept
of a sleeper agent?
- No.
- Sort of.
- Yes.
- What a sleeper agent
is, is an agent who can be
activated with a trigger phrase,
otherwise, they look just like us.
pedestrians out on the street.
For instance, Ash, my mother
still tucks me in at night.
- Agent activated.
- Whoa, players what
have you in those folders
are ten phrases that
unlock ten sleeper agents.
I'm gonna ask you to
read them, one at a time,
starting with Katie.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- Tao.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Lily.
- Wanna buy some stolen DJ equipment?
(laughing)
- Katie.
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
(laughing)
- Tao.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Lily.
- Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Katie.
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Tao.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Lily.
- Can you just hug for a good ten seconds?
- Katie.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Now players, there are
sleeper agents all around us,
literally, all around the studio.
You have 20 minutes, your
exit is off stage right.
On your mark, get set, exit.
(upbeat music)
- All around the studio.
- Stage right, wait here?
- [Host] That's right, where Lily's going.
(upbeat music)
- [Lily] Push it, push it, oh.
- [Tao] Okay.
- [Lily] Mine is the little one.
I believe his was (mumbles)
- Oh no.
Let's do this.
- [Lily] I'm wearing flip-flops.
- [Tao] Get off of me.
- [Katie] Sir, why do you
think the weather isn't?
- What's that?
- Nevermind.
- [Tao] Excuse me.
Why don't you think the weather isn't?
Or is there a cute dance you can teach me?
- Uh!
- [Tao] Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Uh, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
I'm just gonna sneeze on
everything real quick.
- Ahhhh.
- Would you like to buy
some stolen DJ equipment?
- No, I'm good.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
Wanna buy some stolen DJ equipment?
- What's wrong with you?
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Sure.
- Okay.
- Am I your type?
By the way, before you answer,
take a look at all this.
- (mumbles)
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Are you crazy?
- Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
That's not a real phone
call you're making, is it?
Have you seen an older me
go by in a time machine?
- Yes, I am talking..
- Oh, you are talking to a
real person, I'm so sorry.
If you're not a part
of this, I am so sorry.
- But don't believe this one.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Please, go.
- I'm gonna sneeze over
everything real quick.
- Just stay back.
- I'm gonna sneeze over.
- You need medical help.
- Will you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
You can say no if you want.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
Is there a cute dance you can teach me?
- Agent activated.
- Oh, thank god!
Oh, thank god.
- This is absolute bullshit.
- Ahhhh!
- Ah, thank you.
- Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
It's okay if you don't want to.
- Okay.
- Oh, okay, we're gonna hug.
That's so nice.
- Ten seconds, right?
- Yeah, I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could off a ponytail.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could off a ponytail.
- What's going on.
(laughing)
Could you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
I'm just gonna sneeze over
everything real quick.
- Ah, oh.
Agent activated.
- Yes.
- Am I your type?
Any..?
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
No, okay.
Let's see.
- You know I was hoping
any of these questions
would, um, make you do something,
but you're a real person
and I hate myself.
I'm so sorry.
(laughing)
Damn it.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- You said it already, like so many times.
- What are you guys?
- We're twins.
- You're actors.
- We're twins.
- Actors.
- Twins.
- Actors.
- When I'm in like an escape
room, I look at scratches
in the wall and I go,
"this is it" and it's not.
(suspenseful music)
- What about these guys?
- Hey, I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
Is that okay to tell you that?
- What?
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, I'm just gonna..
Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Allow me to introduce
myself, I'm Fuck Fredrickson.
- Where else can people be?
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- Agent activated.
- Oh, thank god.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Agent activated.
- Yes!
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- What?
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Okay, can you just hug
me for a good ten seconds?
- What? No.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- Dude, I'm sorry
- You're just walking with a
.., what's in the trash bag?
- I mean, this is..
- I'm sorry, you're right, you're right.
- Would you like to buy
some stolen DJ equipment?
- Uh.
- Am I your type?
- What is your problem?
- I'm sorry, this is for market research.
(mumbles)
Yeah, it's for a market in Canada.
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Agent activated.
- Oh, yes, ah.
One, one.
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
- No.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Think about that.
Okay, I'm not gonna ask you this one.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all this.
- Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
- No.
- Okay, I don't feel like I'm
allowed to say this one, but..
Allow me to introduce myself,
my name is Fuck Fredrickson.
- Agent activated.
- Oh, damn.
- I knew it, it had to be
Ahhh.
In no world does a mom walk
her daughter on this street
of used car lots at 10 am on a Monday.
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- What?
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- I just work..
- You just work here, okay.
You have a mic-
Huh, ohh hello, hi.
Hi, why do you think the weather isn't?
- I'm just gonna hug, sneeze
over everything real quick.
Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- a documentary about my murder.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- Agent activated.
- I don't know which one activated it.
- Someone will know.
(suspenseful music)
- Ooooh.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
- What is happening?
- I'm so sorry, do you guys mind
if I ask you some quick questions?
- Sure.
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- Want to buy some stolen DJ equipment?
- Have you seen an older
me go by in a time machine?
- ..gonna sneeze over
everything real quick?
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Why do you think the weather isn't?
- [Tao] No, okay.
- Um, great, thank you.
- You can be done if you wanna be done.
- I'm not done, I'm not done.
- Excuse me sir.
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
Is that okay?
- Agent activated.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
Don't do it, don't do it.
- Can you just hug me
for a good ten seconds?
- Take a look at all this.
- Feel free to say no, or..
- Sure.
- Okay.
- And then can you hug me..
- Sure, twin hug.
(cheering)
- So none of those worked?
I'm so sorry for bothering you.
Thank you for your service.
- We were just sexually harassed.
- Oh okay, I don't know about that..
I'm freaking out.
- Um, why don't you
think the weather isn't?
- I'm sorry.
- Is there a cute dance
you could teach me?
- Are these, are you a part of this?
(laughs)
- I'm just gonna sneeze
over everything real quick.
Can you hug me for a good ten seconds?
- I'm sure you get this a lot,
but you could pull off a ponytail.
- That's actually a good one.
- Oh, oh. This.. ah.
I swore I asked him every single question.
Hey man, um, I've already
asked you all these.
- We're making a doc-..
This is maybe not good that
we're going for the same person.
Well now Katie's leaving.
I feel like I..
You seem so made up
and polite to be a cop.
Why do you think the weather isn't?
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
- Agent activated.
- We're making a
documentary about my murder.
Hmmm, if not of these work,
I'm gonna feel really bad.
Am I your type?
Before you answer, take
a look at all of this.
- That person is real, which
is.. that boggles my mind.
- Do you wanna buy some
stolen DJ equipment?
It's not stolen.
- Agent activated.
- Thank god.
- Players here are your
activated sleeper agents.
How do you think you did?
- I don't know, not good.
(laughing)
- I feel okay, but there
are definitely some times
we were all yelling at the same person
and I don't know who got it.
- Got a little competitive?
- Yes.
- Katie, if you could raise your hand.
Now if you were activated by Katie,
please go and stand behind Katie
(suspenseful music)
- I didn't see these people at all.
(suspenseful music)
- Katie has apparently
activated three sleeper agents.
Tao, raise you hand.
If you were activated by
Tao, go stand behind Tao.
- You were?
- Oh, he's shocked.
- You were.
(laughing)
- Surprise, surprise.
Lily raise your hand.
If you were activated by
Lily, stand behind Lily.
- Ah man.
- The score is three to three to four.
That means, Lily you are the winner
of this episode of Game Changer.
You are our top agent,
but because you are,
that, of course, means you're outed
and now need to go into hiding.
- Okay, yeah, I'm ready to do that.
- So Lily, your prize is two plane tickets
anywhere in the world,
you would like to go.
- Is that true?
- That is true.
(laughing)
(screaming)
- I'm okay that I hugged
that strange man outside now.
- That is it for this
episode of Game Changer.
I am Sam Reich, reminding you that
our sleeper agents are everywhere.
Don't be embarrassed.
Go and see for yourself.
Good night!
(calm music)