Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s02e03 Episode Script
A Will and a Dead Man's Wife
1
[CeeCee crying]
All right, let's go clean you off.
[chuckles]
Sorry someone's a grouchy mess.
Oh, that's okay, it's like
their father's still here.
So, how's school?
Can we please talk
about anything else?
Any boys on the horizon?
Maybe you should ask her.
What's that mean?
Nothing.
Oh, Mom, you know every time you lie,
an angel dies.
- Tell me.
- [groans]
My mother is trying to set me up
with a widower
from her bowling league.
Way to bury the lede.
I am not doing it.
Why? It'd be so good for you
to get out of the house on a Friday night,
maybe between 6:00 and 10:00.
Hmm.
It might be fun.
What might be fun?
Connie is trying to set up
your mom with a guy.
GEORGIE: What?
Dad just died.
- Over a year ago.
- Well, it's too soon, she's not ready.
Please don't tell me
when I'm ready.
I'm ready for you to be ready.
- Can we please talk about anything else?
- See, you're making her uncomfortable.
- She can say when she's uncomfortable.
- I'm uncomfortable.
- She deserves to have a life.
- Agreed.
GEORGIE: Well, so go have a life.
Read a book, get a cat,
get a monkey,
open a petting zoo.
Maybe she would like
some male companionship.
She's got Jesus,
her dance card's full.
♪
[coos]
I can't believe you.
What?
I'm okay if she dates,
- you know, after enough time.
- Well, what's enough time?
I think the rule of thumb is
half the length of the marriage.
The rule of thumb?
Hey, pick whatever finger
you want, it's the rule.
So if you died, I'd have
to wait, what, one year?
Oh, way longer.
You'll be devastated.
[scoffs]
Yeah, like you'd wait that long.
Longer.
You've ruined me
for all other women.
[clicks tongue]
Oh, shut up.
I'm serious.
You older gals
are great teachers.
Okay, now you really need
to shut up.
♪
- I just think she deserves to be happy.
- She's plenty happy.
What's going on?
If Mr. McAllister died,
would you start dating someone?
I don't know,
maybe if he looked
like Tom Selleck.
She's got a type.
You think
you look like Tom Selleck?
We both have a mustache.
Fine, my mom
can date Tom Selleck.
Like his mother
could get Tom Selleck.
- I'm going to Sarah's.
- Oh,
well, I thought maybe
we'd do something together.
Why?
Because I enjoy
spending time with you.
Why?
It wouldn't kill you
to hang out with your mother.
We don't know that.
Never mind.
If you're lonely,
why not call Meemaw's guy?
I don't want
to call Meemaw's guy.
So, what, you're just gonna
grow old and die alone?
I'm sure California will send
Sheldon back at some point.
I just want you to know that
if you do decide to date again,
I really am okay with it.
Thank you.
Just to be safe,
should we have the talk?
Get out of here.
When a boy and a girl
care about each other,
there's a special hug.
Go!
And that boy and girl
better be married!
I was thinking about us dying.
Oh.
Talk dirty to me, Daddy.
I'm serious.
What if both of us
suddenly drop dead?
We made all that money selling the store,
we don't even have a will.
[sighs]
Probably time to make one.
What are you thinking?
Oh, it's not complicated,
just give it to the kids 50-50.
Oh, come on, be smart.
What?
You think Connor's capable
of handling that kind of money?
Same kid that bought
an antique foghorn?
So we give it to Amanda and
make her responsible for Connor.
So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes
and Connor gets nothing?
Maybe we just
revisit this in a year or two.
Yeah, that sounds right.
You're gonna hate this,
but the most responsible
of all of 'em is Georgie.
You're right, I hate it.
Sorry.
You must be Mary.
You must be Joseph.
All we need's a manger, huh?
[laughs]
Well, there you go. And your mom said
you had no sense of humor.
Oh.
- Hello.
- Oh, hi. Come on in.
Just brought by some more
of CeeCee's old clothes.
Oh, thank you.
I know I've said it before
I'm good with babies right now.
Well, I said that,
and then I had twins.
Twins. [gags]
Ooh, nice flowers.
Uh, y-yes.
Um, thank you.
- What's the card?
- Oh, uh, no, nothing.
Nothing.
Oh, my God,
you went on that date.
Do not take
the Lord's name in vain.
Holy moly,
you went on that date.
It was not a date,
it was a cup of coffee.
Oh, then he sent you flowers?
He's a gentleman.
So, when's the second date?
None of your beeswax.
Come on, I think it's great.
I'm happy for you.
You cannot tell Georgie.
I will take it to the grave.
Or the wedding,
if things go well.
There is no wedding.
He is just a nice man
who's a nice man.
Hmm. How nice we talking?
Are we done here?
Hey, maybe you'll need
those baby clothes.
Okay, we're done.
[laughs]
[TV host]: You've become
the $100,000 champion.
Congratulations to you.
Wow.
[TV host]: Let's bring all of our
contestants out [turns off TV]
That's a big chunk
of change, huh?
I would buy
a giant Wurlitzer organ
and open my own
silent movie theater.
What about you, Georgie?
What would you do
with that kind of money?
No brainer.
Put half away
for CeeCee's college tuition
and the other half
in stocks and bonds.
Boring!
Hey.
- Hey, where were you? - Dropped some
of CeeCee's old clothes off at the church.
- Oh, did you see my mom?
- Yep.
- How's she doing?
- Good.
Really good.
"Really good"?
Well, normal good. Good enough.
What's going on here?
Oh, we were just talking about
what a person might do with
a giant windfall of cash.
Oh, three words;
Rodeo Drive, baby.
Shut up.
Who you calling?
- My mom.
- Why?
Just checking in.
I told you she's good.
Hey, Missy.
What do you want?
- Is Mom there?
- Uh, no.
- Where is she?
- Hang on.
Quiet!
Are you having a party?
Just a couple friends.
So where's Mom?
She's on a date.
What? No, she said
she wasn't ready.
No, you said she wasn't ready.
I got to go.
Something's on fire.
Missy! Missy!
You are not gonna believe this.
My mom's out on a date.
No.
What kind of person
takes out a dead man's wife?
You should try
being happy for her.
This could be really good.
Oh, really good?
Is this why she was "really good"
when you saw her at the church?
Look, she was adamant about not telling you,
and you know how she gets
when she's adamant.
It's scary stuff.
What do we even know
about this guy?
Just that he's nice
and he sent her flowers.
What, so this ain't even
their first date?
Maybe, I, I don't know.
You know, it's really
none of my beeswax.
Why do I even bother
talking to you?
MANDY: I agree.
Oh, hi.
Don't "hi" me.
Excuse me?
I thought we agreed
you weren't ready.
Mandy told you?
No, Missy told me,
but Mandy told me
you told her not to tell me.
Get out of my chair.
[sighs] Not that it is any
of your business, but
I enjoy spending time with him.
What about Dad?
Your dad
would want me to be happy.
Oh, no, he wouldn't.
Georgie, I love you dearly,
but I'm about to lose my temper.
Oh, pretty cranky.
You stay out late?
On the count of three.
Missy had a party while
you were out gallivanting.
I know.
One.
What are you gonna do, spank me?
Two.
I'm a grown man.
- Three!
- This ain't over!
Just the man I want to see.
Oh, hello.
Question: is there anything
in the Bible that says
how long a wife should wait to
move on after her husband dies?
Oh, my goodness, Georgie,
is your health okay?
This ain't about me.
I mean, I am constipated
here and there, but nothing fatal.
Okay, and actually the Bible
does speak to this.
Here we go.
First Corinthians, uh, 7:39.
"A wife is bound to her husband
for as long as he lives."
Love it.
"But if her husband dies,
she is free
to be married
to whom she wishes."
[imitates buzzer]
What else you got?
Well, uh, let's see.
Ooh.
Let's try this one.
First Timothy 5:14.
"So I would have younger widows
marry, bear children"
Children? Next.
I get the sense you're looking
for some alternate guidance.
No fooling you. Keep going.
Okay. Well, uh how's this?
"To the widows
and the unmarried, I say
that it is good for them
to stay unmarried as I do."
- Mm-hmm.
- "But if they cannot control themselves,
"they should marry,
for it is better to marry
than to burn with passion."
Oh, you're killing me.
What about other religions?
Well, in the Jewish tradition,
excessive mourning of a spouse
is considered critical of God.
Thanks for nothing.
My door is always open.
Yeah.
It shouldn't be, but it is.
Lord, I don't know what to do.
Maybe it is too soon.
It certainly is for Georgie.
He's real upset,
and I don't want
to make things harder for him.
[sighs]
But why should I feel guilty
for having a little fun?
I can't stay in this house
and be sad all the time.
I don't think
George would want that.
If you see him up there,
please tell him
I think about him every day
and I'll miss him forever.
Amen.
Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys
are looking real good this year.
Here you go, Jorge.
Thanks for supporting
the only Latino-owned
tire shop in Medford.
Who's McAllister?
Oh, it's pronounced
"Mac-ay-eester."
Goes back
to your ancient Aztecs.
Cool.
- Hey, Missy.
- Where's Georgie?
Out on a tow.
Sh-Shouldn't you be in school?
Yep. When's he gonna be back?
I don't know, you want me
to give him a message?
Yeah, tell him he needs to stay
out of our mom's love life,
and if he's got a problem with that,
then he's got a problem with me.
I would love to tell him that.
[car door closes]
How's it going?
Good. Your sister dropped by.
Really? What'd she want?
Your mother's love life
is none of your business,
and if you got a problem with that,
you got a problem with me!
And to be clear, "me" is Missy.
- I got it.
- I'm not done.
What kind of son
makes his mother feel bad
for trying to find a little
happiness in the world?
A bad son, that's what kind.
♪
How's it going at the garage?
Great.
Cool.
You renew the bus contract
with the school board?
Yep.
I tried. I'm out.
Just tell them, Georgie.
- Can we please leave it alone?
- Tell them.
My mom's decided
to replace my dad.
That's not what's happening.
Well, that's what it feels like.
She went to dinner
with a nice man, that's it.
You and me went
to dinner once, too.
Boom, pregnant.
- MANDY: You're being ridiculous.
- It's only been a year.
A year and a half.
Can I say something?
Really? You want to walk
into this minefield?
Your mother will never forget
or stop loving your father.
And I think it's very brave of her
to try and live a full life.
That went better than I thought.
It just hurts.
I get it.
Do you?
Your dad's sitting right here.
Well, not for long. Look how
much butter's on that potato.
Don't give me more reasons
to take you out of the will.
Excuse me.
If Mandy's out of the will,
does that mean I get everything?
It's a yes or no question.
You want to talk about it?
Not really.
Georgie.
What's to talk about?
I'm wrong,
I should just move on.
No. I mean,
there's no wrong here.
You feel what you feel.
But that also means
your mom gets to feel what she feels.
[groans]
I'm telling you right now,
I will never call this man "Dad."
Okay, you need to slow down.
I mean it, I ain't
walking her down the aisle.
Oh, my God.
Let Sheldon do it.
You're acting crazy, okay?
She just went on a date.
I know my mother.
She doesn't date, she commits.
Okay, well, what about this guy? I mean,
how do we know if he's ready for that?
She's beautiful
and she can cook.
He ain't going nowhere.
I mean, what do you even
know about this guy?
Does he even have a job?
I don't know.
Kids?
No idea.
Well, how long
since his wife died?
Okay, okay,
I get where you're going.
Do you?
Yeah, I need
to hire a private detective
and find out everything
I can about this creep.
JOSEPH [chuckling]:
Oh, that's good.
[both laugh]
JOSEPH: I'm surprised your mom
never got you out there.
MARY:
Oh, she never asked.
[chuckles]
Sorry I brought it up.
[Mary laughs]
[Mary] You you have
some crumbs in your mustache.
JOSEPH: Oh, dang it.
Been thinking of shaving it.
MARY: Oh, don't.
You look like Tom Selleck.
I was thinking about our will.
I have a new plan
I'd like to propose.
I'm listening.
We blow it all on ourselves
before we die.
And leave nothing for the kids?
Not a penny.
What would we spend it on?
I don't know.
I've always wanted
a monster truck.
A monster truck?
It's a regular truck
but monstrous.
What about you?
What would you like?
One of those cruises
that go around the world.
Ah, the monster truck
of the sea.
What else?
I'd like to meet the pope.
You can buy that?
It's the Catholic Church.
Of course you can buy it.
Your turn.
Well, you know, I've always dreamed
of winning the Kentucky Derby.
Oh.
Aren't you a little big
to be a jockey?
I'm not gonna ride the horse,
I'm gonna own it.
All right.
Ooh, if we're going
to the Derby,
I'm gonna have to get me
one of those big fancy hats.
Oh, get me one, too.
I burn easy.
[both laugh]
Are we being selfish,
not leaving anything for the kids?
Feels good, don't it?
It does.
I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
To tell them
they're on their own.
I want to come.
[CeeCee crying]
All right, let's go clean you off.
[chuckles]
Sorry someone's a grouchy mess.
Oh, that's okay, it's like
their father's still here.
So, how's school?
Can we please talk
about anything else?
Any boys on the horizon?
Maybe you should ask her.
What's that mean?
Nothing.
Oh, Mom, you know every time you lie,
an angel dies.
- Tell me.
- [groans]
My mother is trying to set me up
with a widower
from her bowling league.
Way to bury the lede.
I am not doing it.
Why? It'd be so good for you
to get out of the house on a Friday night,
maybe between 6:00 and 10:00.
Hmm.
It might be fun.
What might be fun?
Connie is trying to set up
your mom with a guy.
GEORGIE: What?
Dad just died.
- Over a year ago.
- Well, it's too soon, she's not ready.
Please don't tell me
when I'm ready.
I'm ready for you to be ready.
- Can we please talk about anything else?
- See, you're making her uncomfortable.
- She can say when she's uncomfortable.
- I'm uncomfortable.
- She deserves to have a life.
- Agreed.
GEORGIE: Well, so go have a life.
Read a book, get a cat,
get a monkey,
open a petting zoo.
Maybe she would like
some male companionship.
She's got Jesus,
her dance card's full.
♪
[coos]
I can't believe you.
What?
I'm okay if she dates,
- you know, after enough time.
- Well, what's enough time?
I think the rule of thumb is
half the length of the marriage.
The rule of thumb?
Hey, pick whatever finger
you want, it's the rule.
So if you died, I'd have
to wait, what, one year?
Oh, way longer.
You'll be devastated.
[scoffs]
Yeah, like you'd wait that long.
Longer.
You've ruined me
for all other women.
[clicks tongue]
Oh, shut up.
I'm serious.
You older gals
are great teachers.
Okay, now you really need
to shut up.
♪
- I just think she deserves to be happy.
- She's plenty happy.
What's going on?
If Mr. McAllister died,
would you start dating someone?
I don't know,
maybe if he looked
like Tom Selleck.
She's got a type.
You think
you look like Tom Selleck?
We both have a mustache.
Fine, my mom
can date Tom Selleck.
Like his mother
could get Tom Selleck.
- I'm going to Sarah's.
- Oh,
well, I thought maybe
we'd do something together.
Why?
Because I enjoy
spending time with you.
Why?
It wouldn't kill you
to hang out with your mother.
We don't know that.
Never mind.
If you're lonely,
why not call Meemaw's guy?
I don't want
to call Meemaw's guy.
So, what, you're just gonna
grow old and die alone?
I'm sure California will send
Sheldon back at some point.
I just want you to know that
if you do decide to date again,
I really am okay with it.
Thank you.
Just to be safe,
should we have the talk?
Get out of here.
When a boy and a girl
care about each other,
there's a special hug.
Go!
And that boy and girl
better be married!
I was thinking about us dying.
Oh.
Talk dirty to me, Daddy.
I'm serious.
What if both of us
suddenly drop dead?
We made all that money selling the store,
we don't even have a will.
[sighs]
Probably time to make one.
What are you thinking?
Oh, it's not complicated,
just give it to the kids 50-50.
Oh, come on, be smart.
What?
You think Connor's capable
of handling that kind of money?
Same kid that bought
an antique foghorn?
So we give it to Amanda and
make her responsible for Connor.
So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes
and Connor gets nothing?
Maybe we just
revisit this in a year or two.
Yeah, that sounds right.
You're gonna hate this,
but the most responsible
of all of 'em is Georgie.
You're right, I hate it.
Sorry.
You must be Mary.
You must be Joseph.
All we need's a manger, huh?
[laughs]
Well, there you go. And your mom said
you had no sense of humor.
Oh.
- Hello.
- Oh, hi. Come on in.
Just brought by some more
of CeeCee's old clothes.
Oh, thank you.
I know I've said it before
I'm good with babies right now.
Well, I said that,
and then I had twins.
Twins. [gags]
Ooh, nice flowers.
Uh, y-yes.
Um, thank you.
- What's the card?
- Oh, uh, no, nothing.
Nothing.
Oh, my God,
you went on that date.
Do not take
the Lord's name in vain.
Holy moly,
you went on that date.
It was not a date,
it was a cup of coffee.
Oh, then he sent you flowers?
He's a gentleman.
So, when's the second date?
None of your beeswax.
Come on, I think it's great.
I'm happy for you.
You cannot tell Georgie.
I will take it to the grave.
Or the wedding,
if things go well.
There is no wedding.
He is just a nice man
who's a nice man.
Hmm. How nice we talking?
Are we done here?
Hey, maybe you'll need
those baby clothes.
Okay, we're done.
[laughs]
[TV host]: You've become
the $100,000 champion.
Congratulations to you.
Wow.
[TV host]: Let's bring all of our
contestants out [turns off TV]
That's a big chunk
of change, huh?
I would buy
a giant Wurlitzer organ
and open my own
silent movie theater.
What about you, Georgie?
What would you do
with that kind of money?
No brainer.
Put half away
for CeeCee's college tuition
and the other half
in stocks and bonds.
Boring!
Hey.
- Hey, where were you? - Dropped some
of CeeCee's old clothes off at the church.
- Oh, did you see my mom?
- Yep.
- How's she doing?
- Good.
Really good.
"Really good"?
Well, normal good. Good enough.
What's going on here?
Oh, we were just talking about
what a person might do with
a giant windfall of cash.
Oh, three words;
Rodeo Drive, baby.
Shut up.
Who you calling?
- My mom.
- Why?
Just checking in.
I told you she's good.
Hey, Missy.
What do you want?
- Is Mom there?
- Uh, no.
- Where is she?
- Hang on.
Quiet!
Are you having a party?
Just a couple friends.
So where's Mom?
She's on a date.
What? No, she said
she wasn't ready.
No, you said she wasn't ready.
I got to go.
Something's on fire.
Missy! Missy!
You are not gonna believe this.
My mom's out on a date.
No.
What kind of person
takes out a dead man's wife?
You should try
being happy for her.
This could be really good.
Oh, really good?
Is this why she was "really good"
when you saw her at the church?
Look, she was adamant about not telling you,
and you know how she gets
when she's adamant.
It's scary stuff.
What do we even know
about this guy?
Just that he's nice
and he sent her flowers.
What, so this ain't even
their first date?
Maybe, I, I don't know.
You know, it's really
none of my beeswax.
Why do I even bother
talking to you?
MANDY: I agree.
Oh, hi.
Don't "hi" me.
Excuse me?
I thought we agreed
you weren't ready.
Mandy told you?
No, Missy told me,
but Mandy told me
you told her not to tell me.
Get out of my chair.
[sighs] Not that it is any
of your business, but
I enjoy spending time with him.
What about Dad?
Your dad
would want me to be happy.
Oh, no, he wouldn't.
Georgie, I love you dearly,
but I'm about to lose my temper.
Oh, pretty cranky.
You stay out late?
On the count of three.
Missy had a party while
you were out gallivanting.
I know.
One.
What are you gonna do, spank me?
Two.
I'm a grown man.
- Three!
- This ain't over!
Just the man I want to see.
Oh, hello.
Question: is there anything
in the Bible that says
how long a wife should wait to
move on after her husband dies?
Oh, my goodness, Georgie,
is your health okay?
This ain't about me.
I mean, I am constipated
here and there, but nothing fatal.
Okay, and actually the Bible
does speak to this.
Here we go.
First Corinthians, uh, 7:39.
"A wife is bound to her husband
for as long as he lives."
Love it.
"But if her husband dies,
she is free
to be married
to whom she wishes."
[imitates buzzer]
What else you got?
Well, uh, let's see.
Ooh.
Let's try this one.
First Timothy 5:14.
"So I would have younger widows
marry, bear children"
Children? Next.
I get the sense you're looking
for some alternate guidance.
No fooling you. Keep going.
Okay. Well, uh how's this?
"To the widows
and the unmarried, I say
that it is good for them
to stay unmarried as I do."
- Mm-hmm.
- "But if they cannot control themselves,
"they should marry,
for it is better to marry
than to burn with passion."
Oh, you're killing me.
What about other religions?
Well, in the Jewish tradition,
excessive mourning of a spouse
is considered critical of God.
Thanks for nothing.
My door is always open.
Yeah.
It shouldn't be, but it is.
Lord, I don't know what to do.
Maybe it is too soon.
It certainly is for Georgie.
He's real upset,
and I don't want
to make things harder for him.
[sighs]
But why should I feel guilty
for having a little fun?
I can't stay in this house
and be sad all the time.
I don't think
George would want that.
If you see him up there,
please tell him
I think about him every day
and I'll miss him forever.
Amen.
Oh, um, let him know the Cowboys
are looking real good this year.
Here you go, Jorge.
Thanks for supporting
the only Latino-owned
tire shop in Medford.
Who's McAllister?
Oh, it's pronounced
"Mac-ay-eester."
Goes back
to your ancient Aztecs.
Cool.
- Hey, Missy.
- Where's Georgie?
Out on a tow.
Sh-Shouldn't you be in school?
Yep. When's he gonna be back?
I don't know, you want me
to give him a message?
Yeah, tell him he needs to stay
out of our mom's love life,
and if he's got a problem with that,
then he's got a problem with me.
I would love to tell him that.
[car door closes]
How's it going?
Good. Your sister dropped by.
Really? What'd she want?
Your mother's love life
is none of your business,
and if you got a problem with that,
you got a problem with me!
And to be clear, "me" is Missy.
- I got it.
- I'm not done.
What kind of son
makes his mother feel bad
for trying to find a little
happiness in the world?
A bad son, that's what kind.
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How's it going at the garage?
Great.
Cool.
You renew the bus contract
with the school board?
Yep.
I tried. I'm out.
Just tell them, Georgie.
- Can we please leave it alone?
- Tell them.
My mom's decided
to replace my dad.
That's not what's happening.
Well, that's what it feels like.
She went to dinner
with a nice man, that's it.
You and me went
to dinner once, too.
Boom, pregnant.
- MANDY: You're being ridiculous.
- It's only been a year.
A year and a half.
Can I say something?
Really? You want to walk
into this minefield?
Your mother will never forget
or stop loving your father.
And I think it's very brave of her
to try and live a full life.
That went better than I thought.
It just hurts.
I get it.
Do you?
Your dad's sitting right here.
Well, not for long. Look how
much butter's on that potato.
Don't give me more reasons
to take you out of the will.
Excuse me.
If Mandy's out of the will,
does that mean I get everything?
It's a yes or no question.
You want to talk about it?
Not really.
Georgie.
What's to talk about?
I'm wrong,
I should just move on.
No. I mean,
there's no wrong here.
You feel what you feel.
But that also means
your mom gets to feel what she feels.
[groans]
I'm telling you right now,
I will never call this man "Dad."
Okay, you need to slow down.
I mean it, I ain't
walking her down the aisle.
Oh, my God.
Let Sheldon do it.
You're acting crazy, okay?
She just went on a date.
I know my mother.
She doesn't date, she commits.
Okay, well, what about this guy? I mean,
how do we know if he's ready for that?
She's beautiful
and she can cook.
He ain't going nowhere.
I mean, what do you even
know about this guy?
Does he even have a job?
I don't know.
Kids?
No idea.
Well, how long
since his wife died?
Okay, okay,
I get where you're going.
Do you?
Yeah, I need
to hire a private detective
and find out everything
I can about this creep.
JOSEPH [chuckling]:
Oh, that's good.
[both laugh]
JOSEPH: I'm surprised your mom
never got you out there.
MARY:
Oh, she never asked.
[chuckles]
Sorry I brought it up.
[Mary laughs]
[Mary] You you have
some crumbs in your mustache.
JOSEPH: Oh, dang it.
Been thinking of shaving it.
MARY: Oh, don't.
You look like Tom Selleck.
I was thinking about our will.
I have a new plan
I'd like to propose.
I'm listening.
We blow it all on ourselves
before we die.
And leave nothing for the kids?
Not a penny.
What would we spend it on?
I don't know.
I've always wanted
a monster truck.
A monster truck?
It's a regular truck
but monstrous.
What about you?
What would you like?
One of those cruises
that go around the world.
Ah, the monster truck
of the sea.
What else?
I'd like to meet the pope.
You can buy that?
It's the Catholic Church.
Of course you can buy it.
Your turn.
Well, you know, I've always dreamed
of winning the Kentucky Derby.
Oh.
Aren't you a little big
to be a jockey?
I'm not gonna ride the horse,
I'm gonna own it.
All right.
Ooh, if we're going
to the Derby,
I'm gonna have to get me
one of those big fancy hats.
Oh, get me one, too.
I burn easy.
[both laugh]
Are we being selfish,
not leaving anything for the kids?
Feels good, don't it?
It does.
I'll be right back.
Where are you going?
To tell them
they're on their own.
I want to come.