Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e03 Episode Script

1
( theme music playing )
( door bangs )
( crossing bell rings )
( hums a tune )
WOMAN: There.
- MR. BEAN: Hmm?
- Lovely home
MAN ON TV: Do you realize
what are you
Wait there.
( music playing )
( muttering )
( doorbell rings )
( growls and snarls )
No, pussy.
( muttering )
( doorbell rings )
Hmm?
( mutters )
Good day, young man.
( humming a tune )
Julie.
MRS. WICKET: Coming.
Hurry up.
( mutters )
Ah
MR. BEAN: What is that?
( mumbles )
( giggles )
Oh.
Right.
( engine whirring )
( wheels screech )
( vase shatters )
( meows )
( giggles )
( doorbell rings )
( indistinct radio chatter )
Huh?
Thank you.
( humming a tune )
Huh. Hmm
( muttering )
( indistinct chatter )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
Bon appetit.
( music playing )
( relieved sigh )
( mutters )
Wait a
Hmm. Oh!
DOCTOR: ( mumbling )
- Help! Help!
- Huh?
( screams )
Goodness me!
Hey, are you all right, man?
What--now, let me.
( groans )
Does it--
Your legs, right?
( groans )
Hang on.
Yes, an ambulance.
Quickly as possible, yes.
In you go.
( indistinct chatter )
( siren blaring )
( sighs )
Hmm.
( clears throat )
NURSE: Aha!
Mr. Bean?
( gasps )
Tea?
Now, then,
let's take your temperature.
In we go.
( music playing )
Now, this.
There we are.
- Now then.
- Hmm.
( clears throat )
( screams )
( gasps )
Hmm. And again.
Now then,
what do we have?
All right.
You should be ready.
Oh!
( mutters )
Out of my way, please.
( beeper beeping )
( muttering )
NURSE: Yes, yes, I understand.
No, no, no.
You can't
( sighs )
I'll be back in a few minutes.
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
What's that?
( mutters )
Right, I should be there
in a few minutes.
( string quartet playing )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
( chuckles )
( slurps )
Hmm.
( nurse clears throat )
Come along.
- Ow. Ow.
- NURSE: Yeah.
- Ow. Oh.
- Here we go.
( screams )
Oh, dear.
Ah.
Come along now.
That's it.
There we go.
All right.
Right, come along.
In you go.
That's it.
Sit up straight.
And now,
there we are.
And
( gasps )
( screams )
Oh dear, oh dear.
There you are.
Oh, oh, poor man.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
( muttering )
Come along, all right,
now then, off we go.
Down here.
Stay there.
DOCTOR: Good morning.
Let's see here.
Now, what seems to be
the trouble?
NURSE:
This is the problem, Doctor.
DOCTOR: Ah, yeah.
Swallowed his Teddy, eh?
- NURSE: I don't understand.
- DOCTOR: Hmm.
We have to operate,
I think.
Hmm.
NURSE: Down.
DOCTOR: Now then.
Marker.
( pops )
DOCTOR: Um-hmm.
- MR. BEAN: What--
- DOCTOR: Hmm.
NURSE: Stay put.
DOCTOR: Good, good.
Aha.
( muttering )
Ah.
There we are.
Now. Nurse, scalpel.
NURSE: Scalpel.
DOCTOR: File.
NURSE: File.
( humming a tune )
Pop him out would you, nurse?
NURSE: Here we go.
( screams )
DOCTOR: Come back,
you haven't been--
Teddy, there you are.
Come on, come on.
( panting )
( gasps )
( screams )
( thud )
Oh, what the?
( gasps )
Hey, come back here!
MR. BEAN: Hold on.
( muttering )
- NURSE: Oi.
- Here we go.
Oh, goodness me. Right!
- Oh, no.
- I've got you. Stop!
( engine whirring )
MR. BEAN: Get out of my way!
Get of the way!
NURSE: Come back here!
( sighs ) Oh.
( mutters )
Hey, hey, oh.
Oh.
- NURSE: Out of the way.
- Uh-oh.
MAN: No. ( stammering )
N-No!
Oh!
( yells )
( wheels screeching )
- Help!
- ( nurse laughing )
( muttering )
( laughing )
( screams )
( babies crying )
NURSE: Come back here at once!
( muttering )
( wheels screeching )
( gasps )
MR. BEAN: Oh, no.
( spits )
( wheels screeching )
( grunting )
( sighs )
( nurse yells )
( Mr. Bean screams )
( thuds and crashes )
MR. BEAN: Ow.
( classical music playing )
Ahh. Oh.
- There you are.
- Thanks.
( slurps )
( snaps fingers )
Uh-hmm.
( clicks )
Another one.
All right, another one.
And another.
( mumbling )
Hmm, how about
( whispers )
- What?
- Go.
Oh, goodness me.
( whispering )
Oh.
Ah.
MR. BEAN: Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
( low-brow music )
( muttering )
( clicks )
( sighs )
( theme music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.