Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s02e03 Episode Script

Today, my daughter Salish and I play
an extreme game of hide-and-seek.
We put 60 boxes all over this mansion.
Ten YouTubers will be hiding
in those boxes
while Salish and I seek them.
Every round, we will get
something crazy to hit a box with,
and if there's someone inside,
they better watch out.
We get 13 attempts to find everyone,
or we get a brutal punishment.
YouTubers, you have ten minutes,
then we're gonna come get you.
- Go!
- [Salish] Go! Go, go!
[all yelling]
Here we go!
Go, go, go, go, go! Holy cow!
The last person to get found gets to stay
in the mansion for the entire night!
Oh yeah!
I wanna hide inside.
[Asala] Stay with me.
- [Anas] Leave me alone. You're ruining it.
- We've been married five years.
- Why would you leave me now?
- I will always love you.
- I guess I'm on my own.
- [Mila squealing]
- [Anas] Where do we hide, Mimi?
- We only have ten minutes.
Dude! No, it's too small.
Don't break the boxes, Hudson.
Why are they yelling?
Counting down for ten minutes.
Salish and I will look out
over the horizon and enjoy nature.
Yeah, I'll go make a TikTok.
Okay. Can I do that with you?
Technically, you can move the box.
Earlier, I was checking things out.
I found this little house over here,
and the door is unlocked.
There's no way he's gonna look in here.
See ya!
- I'll go in this one. You go in that one.
- Okay. All right.
I'm gonna put it underneath this box.
I'm gonna hide in a different box.
- There's somebody there!
- [buzzer sounds]
- There's somebody in there.
- He just tried to set me up.
- [Mila] Hello.
- Hey.
I'm creating a decoy for you,
as if that's me underneath it.
- Two minutes left, everyone!
- [clock ticking]
I actually brought my fart machine.
I'm gonna put it right here
to make them think
that there's an actual person
hiding in this box.
It should work now if I press this button.
[farting noise]
I'm gonna go right next to them.
It's so risky. Should I do it?
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
Who's here?
- [Markell] Excuse me.
- [buzzer sounds]
- What are you doing? I'm hiding here.
- You took our spot.
- Oh my God.
- [laughing] I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
I'm gonna take off my shoe
and hide it in one of the boxes.
But it should be far from me.
Wait.
Is that believable? Yeah.
[chuckles]
- Thirty seconds left!
- [ticking]
All right. Here goes nothing.
That was a workout.
Jordan said that the winner
can spend the night in this house!
This is a sick mansion.
It's literally in the middle
of the Malibu mountains.
We can have a beautiful time.
Barbecue, have a picnic…
I don't think
this is gonna fit both of us.
- [Mila squeals and laughs]
- Aah!
- Stop moving!
- [giggling]
How about you hide in another one
and I stay here?
- You wanna stay here alone?
- How about we stay in one?
- Okay, we stay together.
- Yeah.
[both] Five, four, three, two, one!
Here we come!
Each round, we're pulling something
from this box! Let's see the first round.
- Glitter?
- Oh, glitter, dude? It ruins your day.
- Oh my God!
- A glitter bomb!
I am so excited!
I really don't wanna get glitter.
I hope Jordan doesn't find me.
- You hear something?
- I heard something right here.
Would anybody be stupid enough to be here?
[yelling]
- [buzzer sounds]
- [both] Is there?
Yeah! [laughing]
I quit.
[Jordan] One round down, one person found.
Next round.
Power washer?
Oh! That's gonna be fun.
Uh-oh. This is not good.
It says we get three boxes.
- [Anas] He said power washer.
- [Jordan] Next round…
[gasps] Oh my God. Sh!
- I cannot afford to be power washed.
- [Salish] Come here!
- Okay.
- This box.
I think I just heard Jordan.
I don't wanna get power washed. Not today.
Zach is right next to me.
Zach, are you there?
I can hear him vlogging.
We gotta be quiet. They're gonna get me.
I'm going to start editing on my computer.
I need to post a video by this afternoon.
- [Zach] I can hear you!
- That's what I'm gonna do.
This box feels sus.
Would somebody be stupid enough
to be next to the pool
and the power washer?
We're about to find out.
They're so close. They're right there.
Ready? One, two, three, go!
- Oh-ho-ho!
- [Salish] Dang it!
[Jordan] You're goin' down!
Oh! [laughing]
- We get one more. Can I pick?
- No! I don't trust you.
[Jordan] Okay, here we go. Ready?
Oh, jeez. Oh God, okay.
[shouting]
[Salish] Dang it!
One, two, three, you're going down!
- Oh man!
- Dang it!
Let's move on to the next round.
Dad, you've got a little glitter.
What? Oh God, no!
No! Get away! No!
- Want some?
- [Sandy] Aah!
- Next.
- Thor hammer.
[whispers] Thor's hammer?
Do you know how heavy Thor's hammer is?
I've seen the Thor hammer.
It looks like it'll hurt.
I have to go in a Thor costume?
No. How about you do it?
- No, it's too small. Let's see.
- Uh… No!
- Are you kidding me? I'm almost 13!
- Halloween's right around the corner. Ow!
I say we go in here.
It's hot out. People might be here.
There are four boxes here,
but I can only choose one.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh!
We have an AirTag on Mila
to make sure she didn't get hurt.
She's right there,
but we're not gonna hit her box.
I hear Jordan and Salish
right by this box.
I would hide in this one.
- I don't think so.
- No?
I just wanna say
I really don't wanna get out right now.
It'd be so awesome if I spent the night.
I would swim. I would hang out.
It'd be super cool.
This is Salish. She's here.
I'm gonna try to brace this box.
- That's my box.
- [Salish] Yeah, I think this one.
- [Jordan] You going for this one?
- Yeah, I think this one.
Hudson, this is the end.
- Aah! Go! Yeah, somebody's in there!
- [Zach shrieking]
[Jordan] Aah! Go!
Aaah!
- Go! Yes!
- [shrieks]
- Aaah!
- Aah!
- [buzzer sounds]
- [laughing]
That's Zach. Dude, he just got out.
He was next to me. That's so scary.
- Yeah!
- Hi, Jordan.
- Sorry! Next time, Tiger.
- Good luck.
- Next one!
- Medicine ball.
- What was that?
- [both] Oof!
Okay, this is actually very heavy.
This is gonna hurt.
[whispers] Oh my God! Sh!
- Hello? Anybody here?
- Anybody here?
Okay, let's look over here.
[whispers] Dad.
[dramatic music playing]
[Jordan] If you're in this box now,
you are in a lot of trouble.
- [Salish] Three, two, one!
- [squeals]
[Jordan] Aah! Ooh!
Oh! That was a fake shoe!
What is goin' on over there?
[Salish] Is that Asala's shoe?
I think they fell for my shoe trick.
That was pretty smart, Asala.
I'm gonna throw your shoe
over this cliff if you don't come out
in three, two, one!
- [crashing]
- [Jordan] Oh!
She threw your shoe over the edge, Asala.
It's not that bad.
Y'all know I'm not leaving
without gettin' a TikTok. Guess the dance.
[beatboxing]
Da-da-da! ♪
Okay, next one.
Switch boxes.
- That's gonna be fun.
- Yeah!
Everybody!
Switch boxes! You have 30 seconds!
No! We have to switch?
This is the perfect spot!
Gotta find another, quick.
So we gotta find a new spot right now.
- [whispering]
- Is that Collins?
I found this door over here, which… Ooh!
[clicking]
- No! No, no, no, no!
- Wait! Wait, are we switching?
Are we switching, guys? I swear to God.
Did they say switch boxes?
Quick, quick, quick! Mimi!
- [Hudson] I'm not going outside!
- Holy cow! I cannot get into this box.
- Gotta go. Where are you hiding?
- [Jordan] Get in a box!
- No clue!
- Where you gonna go?
This one was already knocked down.
They're not gonna expect it.
Oh, this is so little.
Shoot, oh.
I'm gonna go all the way over there.
- I'm gonna hide in the kitchen.
- [Markell] Yeah, no…
I need a new box.
I left the fart machine right here,
so I gotta hide somewhere close.
- No looking!
- [screams] I wasn't looking!
This is a nice corner for myself.
Signing off. Thank you, babe.
Ow, my head.
We're gonna win this little challenge.
- [laughs]
- Shh!
- [siren blaring]
- Time is up!
Whoo!
- Next one. Howl for ten seconds?
- [wolf howling]
When I say go, you have to howl
like a dog at the top of your lungs.
If you hear somebody, point.
Ready, set, go!
[howling]
[all howling]
- It's this one!
- [Jordan] Salish, this one!
- [Anas] Is he opening the other?
- [Salish] This one!
I hear someone!
- No, this one!
- It's this one!
Rock, paper, scissor!
Rock, paper, scissor, shoot!
I won! Scissors beats paper.
- No!
- Come on over.
Oh my God.
You better watch out in there.
You're goin' down!
One!
- [all yelling]
- [buzzer sounds]
- Oh my God, Daddy. We almost lost.
- Sorry about the mansion, buddy.
We are tracking Mila's location,
and it's time to get her out of the box.
She's right there.
Stinky Daddy.
- Am I starting to smell bad?
- 'Cause you're sweaty.
Now you have to take a shower.
Does anybody want
pink strawberry ice cream?
This is Mila's favorite ice cream.
Somebody needs strawberry ice cream!
- I want ice cream!
- I can't eat this by myself.
Please, please, please!
- Please don't, Mila!
- I want it!
[Anas] You're getting lots of light…
Oh my! Okay. Wow.
- [buzzer sounds]
- [Mila] Yay!
- Yum!
- Got her.
[buzzer sounds]
You get 15 seconds
to find a box right now.
- Oh my God!
- [Salish] Go!
Oh my God.
- Oh my God.
- Fifteen!
All right, next round!
Football player, two boxes.
I am sorry, but I did Thor.
You can go change into your costume.
Go get 'em, buddy!
[rock music playing]
- Oof.
- Who should I tackle, Say?
[Salish] I don't know.
I am a small human being. I should not be
attacked by a football player.
- What about this?
- No.
- I'm gonna go on this one.
- No, no, no!
[Jordan] Whoa, whoa!
- I told you no one was in there!
- Sh!
I'm winding down to almost winning.
If I win, I'm inviting
all my TikToker friends.
There's gonna be 100 TikTokers
in this mansion.
And we gonna have a… party!
Wait. Daddy, there's one in the water!
- There's splash marks here.
- I don't wanna get wet.
I actually don't want the consequence,
so I will jump in.
- 'Cause the consequence is brutal.
- Yeah.
Stupid you! You're in the box.
You left a splash mark, dude.
Yeah, guys, come on.
Three, two, one!
- Go!
- [Jordan] Yaaah!
Aaah!
[slowed-down yelling]
I'm gonna make it look like
I'm hiding in the box
by just splashing water all over.
I'm gonna hide in this box over here.
Hopefully, they don't see that. Bye!
- [Salish giggles] Is anyone in there?
- [Jordan] Wait!
- No!
- Ha-ha! Oopsies!
- Easy for you to say!
- [squeals]
Wow, I get one more box, though.
What box do you guys think?
- [Jordan] What?
- My dad is right over there.
- That box?
- [Mila] Yep!
Over here in this box.
Mila's snitching!
- Do you want me to tackle your dad?
- Yeah.
- Should I tackle him really hard?
- Yeah.
- [Jordan] Okay!
- Mila, no!
Never tackled anyone before.
- Jordan, you're not gonna…
- Yaaah!
[shrieks]
[Jordan yelling]
[buzzer sounds]
- [all laughing]
- [Anas] Aargh!
Oh my gosh,
I just heard Anas being tackled.
I'm so glad that's not me.
He just tackled someone.
I hope they're all right.
That sounded like it hurt!
[Anas groans and laughs]
I'm not playing this game any…
- [Salish squeals]
- [Anas yells]
After I got wet, I had to take a shower,
and then we chilled out
and we had a snack.
So we just let everybody
wait in their boxes
and see if anybody got bored and quit.
Anybody fall asleep in there?
Time for another round!
It's literally been probably five hours.
Bumper bubbles.
- Those are fun. You know what those are?
- No.
Bumper bubbles?
All these things sound so dangerous.
- [Jordan] Yaah!
- [Salish squeals]
Aah! We get ten seconds.
Rohan, Mr. Glitter Man, is gonna time us.
One, two, three, go!
Aaah! Yaah!
[Salish] Aaah! Aaah!
- Oh God!
- [buzzer sounds]
[Jordan] Oh! Oh! She got her brother!
- Oh my God! No!
- [Salish and Jordan yelling]
Oh, that sounds way worse
than I thought it was.
Dude, that hurt, bro!
[Jordan] Aaaah! Gah!
No one's there! Ow!
- Ow!
- [Collins] Whoo!
- [buzzer sounds]
- Holy cow! That was crazy!
Whoo!
[fart machine farts]
[Salish] Ew, what is that?
I can hear the fart.
There's nobody. Whoever you are,
I'm getting you next round!
- [farting]
- Ew!
We have gotten seven people.
We have four more left.
And we only have a few rounds,
and man, I do not want that consequence!
Let me see if we can get everybody before
it gets dark and avoid the consequence.
Next one. I don't wanna say it.
She didn't want to say… fart spray.
One box is about to get some fart spray!
- Are you ready?
- They're probably not ready.
Fart spray? Are you kidding me?
- Let's first test it. See how bad…
- No, no!
Oh!
Wh… Oh, wow!
I think it's bad out here,
but it'll be worse inside,
don't you think?
I've smelled fart spray before,
and trust me, it's deadly.
You do not wanna be sprayed by fart spray.
- It is disgusting.
- [Jordan] Okay.
We haven't looked in the kitchen yet.
This would be a pretty epic place to hide.
See if there's somebody in the kitchen.
We haven't found anyone
we haven't looked in the kitchen yet.
What is this about?
I think this is fake.
I don't think anybody's under there,
but somebody's in one of these boxes.
I could… Ooh.
Oh God! I just… I think that's fake.
I don't think that's real.
I'm gonna go with in here. Okay.
If somebody is in here,
you are about to get
a really big fart spray.
- Yaah!
- [Salish squeals]
- [spluttering] Oh my God!
- [Jordan] Yes! Yes! Yes!
Stay in there! Who is that?
[Jordan laughing]
[coughing]
[buzzer sounds]
[Jordan laughing] Oh, Markell.
Oh my God, that's bad!
Oh God! Get me out of here!
[coughing] Oh my God!
That was so bad!
[Jordan laughing] I'm so sorry!
Three left.
We have been waiting even longer
to see if anybody will give up,
but these last three contestants
are sticking it out.
- It is almost pitch black. Who's next?
- Okay! Yeah.
- Boxing gloves!
- Boxing gloves?
- We have… Oh, okay.
- Oh, oh!
Okay, ow! I'm not in a box, Salish.
Do you guys want some?
Salish gets ten seconds
with huge boxing gloves,
starting right now!
[Salish] Aah! Aah!
- [Jordan] Okay, there's nobody there.
- Oh my God.
- Aah!
- Oh! Go! You got five seconds left, Say!
Three, two, one!
Nobody?
Cut! Actually cut!
No, Sandy! Seriously, actually cut!
And here's where the losers have landed.
- What's the next round?
- Coke and Mentos!
- Coke and Mentos!
- No way!
When I think of huge explosions,
you know who I think of?
Collins Key.
Do you wanna do this one for us?
- I get to do this?
- You get to do it!
Please don't be me. I just washed my hair.
This mansion cost us a lot for this video,
and one of the remaining three might
end up winning it if we don't find them.
We have knocked over pretty much
every box outside, except this one.
Oh yeah. Hello?
[Jordan] I don't know.
- [banging]
- [Collins] Is anybody home?
I heard somebody vlogging in there.
- Here we go.
- So bottle's underneath.
Three, two, one!
[screams]
- [Jordan laughs]
- [yelps]
Aah! Oh my God, oh my God!
- [Jordan] Oh no!
- [Michelle screaming]
I was so close to winning.
Oh God, it's just me and Devan left!
It is time for the final round.
Only Asala and Devan are left.
If we don't find them both,
we have to get a terrible consequence,
and they get the mansion.
Air horn?
- [horn blaring]
- [Jordan yells]
The air horn hurts
from all the way over here.
I can only imagine what it's like
next to a box.
We're gonna put this up to boxes
and see if somebody makes a noise.
Attention all hiders,
you have 30 seconds to hide
in a new spot inside downstairs.
[shrieking] Good luck!
- [clock ticking]
One, two…
Oh my gosh, it's dark out.
Where I put my hoodie,
they're never gonna to suspect it here.
- [laughs] What are you doing in here?
- You can't hide here.
Okay, fine, fine, fine.
I guess I'll go here. I don't have time.
- What are you doing here?
- What? What are you doing there?
Out of all the places.
I put my hoodie there.
Why are you where my hoodie's at?
You left it. I used it as bait.
They have to get both of us
to not do the consequence.
- Good luck.
- [Asala] Thanks. You too.
- [Jordan] Here we come!
- Ready or not, here we come!
[whispers] Take them by surprise.
[horn blares]
[horn blaring]
We've done every box in here.
I haven't heard anybody scream yet.
I'm almost 100% sure somebody's in here.
So far, my biggest guess is this one,
but let's go in the kitchen.
No, this is my guess.
[horn blaring]
[horn blaring]
Obviously, I'm in here, everybody.
I haven't heard anybody make a peep.
- [horn blares]
- I'm pretty sure she… they're in here.
- [Jordan] They?
- He or she.
We have to pick both right,
or we get a consequence.
- Okay, go!
- One of these. I'm gonna push over one.
- [Salish] That one!
- Ready? We gotta get 'em both. Ready?
[both] Three, two, one!
Devan is here.
- [buzzer sounds]
- Oh! I got…
[Asala shrieking]
- Did we get someone? Is Devan in there?
- No!
- We got the consequence! Devan won!
- Where's Devan?
- [Devan] Yeah!
- Oh my God, what? Oh!
- Whoo!
- Oh!
You got this, tiger.
[all chanting] Consequence!
Consequence! Consequence!
[all cheering]
Oh my God! Oh!
That went up my nose!
- Aah!
- [all yelling]
Thanks for watching the video.