Scissor Seven (2018) s02e03 Episode Script
Protecting Mad Bark
1
MISSION THREE: PROTECTING MAD BARK
CHEAP-LIFE HUA
Sir, here's the hairdo you requested.
Wash, cut, blow-dry:15 yuan.
And three fried beef with egg,
one beef offal,
and a cup of chilled milk tea.
That will be 88 yuan.
I'm broke.
All I have is one miserable life.
What, you want to dine and dash?
Seven, get him.
Trying to mess with me, kid?
You're already dead.
Wait.
I've brought you a few secret books
about Xuanwu martial arts.
Just choose one
and consider yourself paid.
Don't fall for it. They're obviously fake.
Can I have this one?
A COLLECTION OF STYLISH HAIRSTYLES
It's so stylish.
HEADQUARTERS OF THE DOGS
A BRIEF HISTORY OF HUMANKIND
STUPID BARK
Stop right there.
And don't mess with the dogs.
Mad Bark, I'm here to defeat you.
Bring it on.
Mad.
Mad.
Meow.
- Mad.
- Meow.
- Mad--
- Stop it.
I'm sick of those corny, clichéd lines.
Let's get down to business.
Billing begins now.
He's no ordinary dog.
He's a guitar-strumming dog.
Let's duel with guitars.
You parted with him again
His voice was out of the ordinary.
I am always by your side
To chat with you
He's not a good singer.
- To be with you
- But somehow
- I want to be with you 350 days
- it made me sad, weak, and depressed
- like a main man in a sad music video.
- Now he's back
To hold your hand
Suddenly I felt heartbroken,
- as if a lover had left.
- And you're standing by his side
- Those are heartbreaking notes.
- You could barely
Recognize me
How could I be
The killer dog had already fled
when I got there.
It's the long-lost
Sorrowful Magic Melody.
Sorrowful Magic Melody?
Is that the name of the song?
I have an idea.
Let's do a "Lure the Dog out of the Pit."
You mean "Lure the Snake"?
It's a big empty space
and he's there all alone
pretending to drink wine.
Doesn't our trap look too obvious?
Does it?
Doesn't it?
Does it?
Doesn't it?
Is a dog's IQ that high?
Right.
Here it comes.
See?
My plan is flawless.
BONDAGE MAGIC MELODY
Did you think I would fall for it?
You're no Mad Bark.
Your eye patch looks thick.
No, it can't be.
If you could see through it,
then why show the audience?
Burst Bottle!
Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock.
He caught me.
Who are you
and why do you want to kill Mad Bark?
- How could a fool like me protect you?
- Look out, it's this song.
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
I'm an emotionless killer.
Would you like a haircut?
The Sorrowful Magic Melody
loses its effect once it stops.
Now he's back to hold your hand
Transform!
In-Ear Chicken
In-Ear Chicken.
He's an expert in ranged attacks.
I must drive him into a melee.
Xiao Fei, get me near him
as fast as you can.
Chicken Launch!
He staved off my melee.
Xiao Fei.
You're getting yourself killed.
You won't do it, Meow Cai.
My mask.
I knew it.
When I put my foot on your face,
you didn't respond at all.
A dog with a keen sense of smell
wouldn't take it so well.
After all,
I haven't washed my feet for days.
So only one truth prevails.
That dog snout is fake.
It's only a mask.
MEOW CAI
SECOND HAND OF CATS
Sorry, Meow.
I did this because
Looks like it's another doggone melodrama.
Meow Cai, where have you been
the last six months?
- Everyone was so worried.
- Because I like you.
I've liked you for so long.
Here it comes.
But you only care for that dog.
Half a year ago, I left Chicken Island
for a place called Dali.
A TRAVEL GUIDE TO DALI
I heard it's easy to have a fling there.
I thought it might help me
forget about you.
As I drifted away,
I ended up at a place called Xuanwu.
I ate up all my fish, so I started
performing on the street for money.
Some bad guys came to beat me up,
saying I was a lousy singer.
At that moment, someone came to my rescue.
They called him
the Nine-Fingered Deadful Melody.
Not only did he rescue me, but he also
passed down his unique power to me:
Sorrowful Magic Melody
Your singing has the vibe of someone
who has been single for years.
It's perfect
for Sorrowful Magic Melody.
I do like someone.
But she doesn't like you back.
I was so gifted that I managed
to perfect it in half a year.
After mastering the art,
I felt like nothing could stop me.
But when I came back for Meow,
that son of a bitch showed up again.
Dear girl, please forgive me
I'm such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog
He sang so well.
You thought I've fallen for
a guitar-strumming dog,
- so you showed up dressed like this?
- I didn't plan to kill him.
I just wanted to prove
that I'm stronger than him.
- And I can protect you--
- You're wrong.
That's not the reason why I like him.
You don't have to prove anything.
- You've always been a good cat.
- Too bad. She's rejecting him.
It's just that I don't love you.
Meow Cai, are you still going to Dali?
No, I'm not looking for hook-ups.
- Don't come back.
- Call me when you break up with him.
Take care, Meow Cai.
Look, Dai Bo.
Look. I traded my hair wax
for Meow Cai's map.
This is a road map to Xuanwu.
What is it for?
And do you know how expensive
that hair wax is?
Now he's back to hold your hand
And you're standing by his side
PAWN SHOP
You could barely
THE FEELING OF LOVE
Recognize me
How could a fool like me protect you?
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Choosing to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
I wish I had never met you
Until I see you again
Now he's back to hold your hand
And you're standing by his side
You could barely recognize me
How could I be so silly to protect you?
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Deciding to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
I wish I had never met you
Until I see you again
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Choosing to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
But in fact
I want to see you
Again
Subtitle translation by CL Tan
MISSION THREE: PROTECTING MAD BARK
CHEAP-LIFE HUA
Sir, here's the hairdo you requested.
Wash, cut, blow-dry:15 yuan.
And three fried beef with egg,
one beef offal,
and a cup of chilled milk tea.
That will be 88 yuan.
I'm broke.
All I have is one miserable life.
What, you want to dine and dash?
Seven, get him.
Trying to mess with me, kid?
You're already dead.
Wait.
I've brought you a few secret books
about Xuanwu martial arts.
Just choose one
and consider yourself paid.
Don't fall for it. They're obviously fake.
Can I have this one?
A COLLECTION OF STYLISH HAIRSTYLES
It's so stylish.
HEADQUARTERS OF THE DOGS
A BRIEF HISTORY OF HUMANKIND
STUPID BARK
Stop right there.
And don't mess with the dogs.
Mad Bark, I'm here to defeat you.
Bring it on.
Mad.
Mad.
Meow.
- Mad.
- Meow.
- Mad--
- Stop it.
I'm sick of those corny, clichéd lines.
Let's get down to business.
Billing begins now.
He's no ordinary dog.
He's a guitar-strumming dog.
Let's duel with guitars.
You parted with him again
His voice was out of the ordinary.
I am always by your side
To chat with you
He's not a good singer.
- To be with you
- But somehow
- I want to be with you 350 days
- it made me sad, weak, and depressed
- like a main man in a sad music video.
- Now he's back
To hold your hand
Suddenly I felt heartbroken,
- as if a lover had left.
- And you're standing by his side
- Those are heartbreaking notes.
- You could barely
Recognize me
How could I be
The killer dog had already fled
when I got there.
It's the long-lost
Sorrowful Magic Melody.
Sorrowful Magic Melody?
Is that the name of the song?
I have an idea.
Let's do a "Lure the Dog out of the Pit."
You mean "Lure the Snake"?
It's a big empty space
and he's there all alone
pretending to drink wine.
Doesn't our trap look too obvious?
Does it?
Doesn't it?
Does it?
Doesn't it?
Is a dog's IQ that high?
Right.
Here it comes.
See?
My plan is flawless.
BONDAGE MAGIC MELODY
Did you think I would fall for it?
You're no Mad Bark.
Your eye patch looks thick.
No, it can't be.
If you could see through it,
then why show the audience?
Burst Bottle!
Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock.
He caught me.
Who are you
and why do you want to kill Mad Bark?
- How could a fool like me protect you?
- Look out, it's this song.
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
I'm an emotionless killer.
Would you like a haircut?
The Sorrowful Magic Melody
loses its effect once it stops.
Now he's back to hold your hand
Transform!
In-Ear Chicken
In-Ear Chicken.
He's an expert in ranged attacks.
I must drive him into a melee.
Xiao Fei, get me near him
as fast as you can.
Chicken Launch!
He staved off my melee.
Xiao Fei.
You're getting yourself killed.
You won't do it, Meow Cai.
My mask.
I knew it.
When I put my foot on your face,
you didn't respond at all.
A dog with a keen sense of smell
wouldn't take it so well.
After all,
I haven't washed my feet for days.
So only one truth prevails.
That dog snout is fake.
It's only a mask.
MEOW CAI
SECOND HAND OF CATS
Sorry, Meow.
I did this because
Looks like it's another doggone melodrama.
Meow Cai, where have you been
the last six months?
- Everyone was so worried.
- Because I like you.
I've liked you for so long.
Here it comes.
But you only care for that dog.
Half a year ago, I left Chicken Island
for a place called Dali.
A TRAVEL GUIDE TO DALI
I heard it's easy to have a fling there.
I thought it might help me
forget about you.
As I drifted away,
I ended up at a place called Xuanwu.
I ate up all my fish, so I started
performing on the street for money.
Some bad guys came to beat me up,
saying I was a lousy singer.
At that moment, someone came to my rescue.
They called him
the Nine-Fingered Deadful Melody.
Not only did he rescue me, but he also
passed down his unique power to me:
Sorrowful Magic Melody
Your singing has the vibe of someone
who has been single for years.
It's perfect
for Sorrowful Magic Melody.
I do like someone.
But she doesn't like you back.
I was so gifted that I managed
to perfect it in half a year.
After mastering the art,
I felt like nothing could stop me.
But when I came back for Meow,
that son of a bitch showed up again.
Dear girl, please forgive me
I'm such a dumb, dumb, dumb dog
He sang so well.
You thought I've fallen for
a guitar-strumming dog,
- so you showed up dressed like this?
- I didn't plan to kill him.
I just wanted to prove
that I'm stronger than him.
- And I can protect you--
- You're wrong.
That's not the reason why I like him.
You don't have to prove anything.
- You've always been a good cat.
- Too bad. She's rejecting him.
It's just that I don't love you.
Meow Cai, are you still going to Dali?
No, I'm not looking for hook-ups.
- Don't come back.
- Call me when you break up with him.
Take care, Meow Cai.
Look, Dai Bo.
Look. I traded my hair wax
for Meow Cai's map.
This is a road map to Xuanwu.
What is it for?
And do you know how expensive
that hair wax is?
Now he's back to hold your hand
And you're standing by his side
PAWN SHOP
You could barely
THE FEELING OF LOVE
Recognize me
How could a fool like me protect you?
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Choosing to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
I wish I had never met you
Until I see you again
Now he's back to hold your hand
And you're standing by his side
You could barely recognize me
How could I be so silly to protect you?
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Deciding to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
I wish I had never met you
Until I see you again
I'm not even a fallback guy
Yet I put up with your temper
Now I'm crying in silence
Without thinking of you
Not wanting to see you again
This time I'm giving up for good
How should I pretend
That I never loved you
I'm not even a fallback guy
A shadow that doesn't want to make love
Now I'm crying in silence
Choosing to give up on you
Perhaps we're destined
To not to be together
But in fact
I want to see you
Again
Subtitle translation by CL Tan