The Troop (2009) s02e03 Episode Script
It's All in the Game
There's massive
monster activity just below.
Really?
They are just kids.
Hey, guys.
I'm Kirby, your
replacement Troop Member
here to save the day.
Oh, hey.
Wow, nice to meet you.
We thought you were
coming tomorrow.
I couldn't wait
to get started!
Little help?
[straining grunts]
Come on, you gotta
help me here a little.
Gotta pull, gotta pull.
My arm!
[straining grunts]
What's that?
It's a transport suit
I invented.
It can whisk me between any
two locations in mere seconds.
Then, why'd you take
the limo?
Because the suit
doesn't work.
And I can't really
take it off.
I've been in it for
12 hours.
Does it have a bathroom
mechanism?
Kinda.
It's good to have you
with us.
We've heard great
things about your work
with the Tulsa Troop.
Oh!!
That's how that works.
Hayley Steele and Jake Collins!
I've been following
your amazing work
with the legendary
Felix Garcia
ever since I joined
the Troop.
It's an honor to serve
with you!
So what's the sitch?
You know, "uation."
Well, there was a
massive monster spike
just down there.
Cool!
I can't wait to fight side
by side with you guys
as we take down the
biggest baddest monsters
in the universe.
Or a bunch of ten year-olds.
Kaiju!
Let's go!
Kirby, keep those
people back.
We'll take care of
the Kaiju!
I'm on it!
[laser fire]
[laser fire]
Gotta get these people
back to HQ to figure out
what hypnotized them.
Whew!!!!
I just completed
my first mission
with the Lakewood Troop!
And no one got hurt!
One out of twenty's
still pretty good.
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[Mr. Stockley]: Heads up
for the stairs in there.
Enough action for your first
day in Lakewood, Kirby?
Action is my middle name,
sir.
Ahhh!!!!!
Really?
No.
It's Aloysius.
But when I'm 18, I'm gonna have
it legally changed to Action.
So, I've gotta ask: what was
with the limo back there?
I know it's a little much.
No, it's awesome!
Are you super rich
or something?
No, no, no, no, not me.
Wait, rich?
Yes.
Yes, I am incredibly rich!
My grandfather is
a sock mogul.
You can get rich
from socks?!
Well, my PeePaw invented
the dissolving sock.
You know how sometimes
when you do the laundry,
you can't find one sock?
It dissolved!
I knew it!
It makes people have
to buy more socks.
And it made us a fortune.
Alright.
All the people we saved
from the Kaiju
are safely contained
in the containment unit.
That is until we find out
exactly what hypnotized them.
I did find a ton of these
in their pockets.
It's a ticket to the Horror
Tracker 4 launch party.
Sweet!
Horror Tracker 4, what's that?
It goes on sale today.
It's the sequel to
the sequel to the sequel
to the greatest monster-hunting
video game ever.
No way, dude!
I love Horror Tracker!!
Since these are only leads,
looks like you guys will have
to go to the launch party
and check it out.
Really?
Awesome!
Oh, no, no, no.
They did have one more clue.
One of you will have to
check out this flyer for
"Vegan Poetry Night."
No, no, you guys!!
It's not fair!
Do not forget
the lentil sherbet.
How do you say, "Hello, Freak"
in your language-o?
Do not get between a girl
and her accessories.
Aw, c'mon.
She's so easy
to make fun of!
Back Off Now!!!!!
No one tells me what
to do.
In this case, I'll
make an exception!
Boys, let's back off.
Good choice, Scotty.
It was completely
my decision!
Gimme that.
You okay?
Yes please thank you.
I am called Babushka.
I am exchanging student
from the occasionally
socialist republic
of Hekawistan.
Babushka, it's very nice
to meet you.
I'm Hayley.
Hayley save Babushka.
In Hekawistan we say,
"Ashkala.
Mishka shloof far vivilin
mikma lop plotzikit
malaproppentov
glack tarantino."
What does that mean?
Thank you.
That's really long
to say thank you.
Entire phrase mean:
"thank you.
I am forever indebted to
you for protecting of me
and I will oblige your every
need for all eternity."
You're welcome.
But you don't need to be
obliged to me
because that was just
[kissing sounds]
Is that the bell?
I should probably get
to class now.
You're welcome.
What do you think?
Is that what people
wear in Tulsa?
Come on, don't you
recognize me?
I am Lupo Tortillian-Pinth!
The guy who discovered
America?
No!
From the Horror Tracker
games.
For the launch party.
What costume are you
gonna wear?
I was just gonna go
as me.
I don't think the people there
will take you seriously.
I think I'll take
my chances.
But it's gonna be fun.
I know, right?
Hard-core gamers galore!
And there's a costume contest,
which means there's usually
three girls there
dressed as the Power Twins
from Planet Zorga.
In space bikinis!
In space bikinis!
And the game's creator,
Declan Patrick
is gonna be there.
Declan Patrick?!
He's a genius!
He created his first
game when he was 12
and was a millionaire
by 14.
I always wanted
to meet him.
Wait.
I've finished all the Horror
Tracker games.
I don't remember Lupo
Tortellini-whatever-you-are.
If you pause the game
at just the right moment,
you can see a portrait
on the south wall
of the rumpus room.
Directly below that portrait,
a framed photograph
of Lup Tortillian-Pinth.
Right.
Just promise me
you'll lose the hat
when you talk to the girls
in Space Bikinis.
I thought it was
fashionable.
Cadence, I have
a problem!
What's the problem?
You know really sweet girl
Babushka from Hekawistan?
The one who keeps livestock
in her locker?
It's only a chicken.
And a pig.
And a baby Llama.
Yes, she won't stop
doing stuff for me.
Carrying my books
or opening doors
What's wrong with that?
She tried to pre-chew
my food, Cadence.
Apparently, Hekawistan is
a very bird-centric culture.
Wait a second
You have a servant?
Urgh!!
Can you make her do
my laundry?
No!
Her attention is sweet
but inappropriate.
I will not take advantage
of her.
If you aren't going to respect
her culture, I will:
She can do my book reports.
Hello, Hayley.
Hello friend of Hayley.
Babushka make new clothes
for Hayley.
Oh!
Yes!
Uh-huh!
Hayley like it.
It's very beautiful.
What is that?
Just like Princess
Kavorkla haaarg.
And she is just as beautiful
as her name.
I'm really not sure
this is me.
I don't know, I think you look
pretty fantastic there, Hayley.
No, Hayley right.
It still needs something.
No lack of something.
Stop.
Kugulah!
Kugulah!
[chicken clucking]
That's a chicken.
No man will resist
your feminine charms.
Forget about
the book report.
Good luck with that.
[bell ringing]
There's definitely monster
activity here.
Oh, I see a whole
bunch of monsters.
Let's go find out if anybody
has seen anything weird.
Hey Phil.
Morcechai.
Haven't seen you guys since
the convention in Duluth.
Anybody seen
any monsters?
Check out those kids' eyes.
[hisses and roars]
Wow!
[hisses and roars]
Those aren't costumes.
[hisses and roars]
[laser fire]
They're gone!
[applause]
Nice show.
Declan Patrick!
You're like one of my idols.
Good choice.
My life is full of luxuries
you can't even imagine.
Nice special effects,
guys.
You are officially
deemed cool.
That's my digits.
Call me sometime.
Let's hang.
Deemed!
Totally deemed!
We were 'deemed'.
He invited us.
We totally have to go
see his office.
Hanging out with Declan
Patrick could be the perfect way
to figure out if there's
a connection
between him
and the monsters.
Hanging out with Declan Patrick
is also the perfect way
to hang out
with Declan Patrick.
He happens to be the coolest
person on Earth.
Cool people are
a dime a dozen.
You realize you are saying
that dressed in a cape.
Listen, I know I'm
new here,
but back in Oklahoma
we had a saying:
"When you walk through
a cow pasture"--
Now, why would you walk
through a cow pasture?
I dunno.
It's fun.
You relax.
"When you are walking through
that cow pasture--
What if there's an angry
bull hanging around?
Then, obviously,
you don't do it.
I can think of a lot more
reasons not to walk through
a cow pasture.
The point is when you're
walking through there,
and you suddenly smell
something stinky,
there's probably a good
reason for it.
That would be my number one
reason not to walk through
a field of cows.
What I'm trying to say is
we should be careful when
we go to his office.
Totally.
But this is going
to be awesome!
Yeah.
But you've got
to change first.
Why?
This is so comfortable.
You should feel
the lining.
Be prepared to shoot.
Come on, touch
the lining!
No.
Touch the lining!
Seriously, what are
you doing now?
I follow you in case
you drop anything.
I also put cleaning snails
in your athletic footwear,
and wove you a small rug
for outside your locker.
Thank you.
Listen, I want
you to do something
Shave head?
Babushka get razor?
No, no, no!
You see I lost
the chicken.
[gasps]
I know but I heard he might
be in the library,
which is way at the other
end of the school.
So could you
Babushka find chicken!
Do you worry!
Thank you.
Babushka and this burlap
are driving me crazy.
I wish there was some way
I could turn her off.
It's a delicate situation.
You don't want to disrespect
the traditions of her culture.
I know that.
But every time I look up
Hekawistani culture on the web,
I just get pictures of
the Milk and Potato festival.
Wait.
Here's something.
A debt of gratitude is absolved
if you successfully defend
the safety and honor
of your protector
in a moment of peril.
That's it!
I have to set up a moment
where Babushka can save me.
Then I'm free.
Can you watch
Mr. Cluckers?
Sure.
But I think Mr. Cluckers
is a Mrs.
Humph!
Here!
Got you the Gold Edition
of Horror Tracker IV.
And I signed it.
Thanks!
What's different about
the Gold Edition?
It says " Gold Edition"
on the box.
Nice.
You guys should play it.
I'll set it up for you.
Level 17 has the most
amazing graphics.
You must play level 17.
Got it!
A mind Leech!
I should have known!
It must be controlling
Declan.
Woah, careful!
You might destroy Declan if
you don't hit the Leech
just right!
[laser fire]
What's going on?!
Declan, you have a Mind Leech
attached to your head
and I need to shoot
it off.
Yeah.
If you could--
Could you turn around
and stand really still?
It will be over
in a second.
No!
I'm controlling
Declan Patrick now!
[laser fire]
Maybe we should
test your weapons
before bringing
them into battle.
At least I've invented
a Donut Crunch Ray.
Oooh, jelly!
Babushka!
These noodles
are scalding hot and so heavy.
I just might spill.
The floor is so slippery.
I need help!!!
Let me help you!
Thank you Babushka!
Ahhh!!!
You're welcome!
I had no idea that you knew
about the Hekawistani
luxury spa treatment
of noodling.
Noodling?!
Yes, noodling.
You are going
to be beautiful.
The hair on your skin
oh,
soft, supple, luxurious.
It was definitely
a Mind Leech.
They attach themselves
to a human host
who then lures others
to a kaiju-feeding portal.
Well, that explains what
hypnotized all those people.
But how did Declan Patrick
reach so many victims?
They came from cities
all over.
We think it has something
to do with his new game.
Where's Jake?
Well, that's just it, sir!
He's at home playing
the game.
The answer may be
on level 17.
Declan kept insisting
that we play it.
Kirby, I finally beat
level 17.
I understand so much now.
About the Mind Leech?
I have somewhere to go.
That "somewhere" better
be right here.
We're at MonsterCon 3!
Jake, Mr. Stockley wants--
Oh no, he's hypnotized!
The Mind Leech must have made
Declan imbed some secret code
that hypnotizes anybody
who beats level 17.
Whoooo!!!!!!!!!
I am it!
There!
That good!
We've gotta stop Jake!
Jake!
Jake. come in!
I cant rack him
on TroopGrid.
Got him!
And he's heading straight
for a Kaiju feeding portal
that just opened up!
You've got to stop him!
Don't worry, sir.
I'm prepared
for anything!
This thing have a button.
Got it.
Oh, my.
So, you're clear
on the plan, right?
Babushka's has
to save me.
Yeah, whatever.
It's your 20 bucks.
Hayley want
Hekawistani manicure?
Oh! Hi, Babushka!
Look, Scotty,
it's Babushka's!
[laughs]
I guess, you're comin'
with me!
Look, Babushka, save me!
I'm getting dragged away.
I'm so proud for you!
It is beautiful!
This is just how my mother
met my father!
Babushka!
Congratulations on love
connections!
[watch rings]
Hayley, Jake's about to be
eaten by the Kaiju.
Meet me at the Battle
Cruisers!
I'll be there in a minute,
Kirby.
Alright, there's Jake!
Now, Jake said your weapons
were a little funky.
Are you sure this one is
going to work?
I'm certain.
I'm fairly certain.
The Kaiju.
Get rid of them first,
and then take care
of Declan Patrick
and the Mind Leach.
[hisses and roars]
Let's go!
Jake!
[laser fire]
Kirby, don't move!!
[laser fire]
You saved my life.
How can I repay you?
Not another one
of those.
Stand down!
Come, enter the portal!
Hurry up, shoot
the Leech!
I can't get a clear shot!
I might destroy Declan.
Yes, yes
I believe in you,
Kirby.
Just shoot!!!
My belief in you
only lasts so long, Kirby.
[laser fire]
[laughs]
What happened?
Where am I?
This is disgusting!!
I believe you'll find all
your answers right here:
Hayley!
Babushka,
While I respect
Hekawistani culture
with the possible
exception of what you
consider fashion--
I just can't have you
following me all day
and night.
It's not how you say
'thank you' here.
If you want to be
a real American,
you have to do things
the way Americans do.
I know.
You do?
Yes, Babushka find out.
In America, people
who do these things
are called personal assistants
and get paid $50 an hour
cash money.
What's this?
Babushka make bill.
For $1200!!!
Plus mileage.
Congratulations, Babushka.
You've become
a true American.
[bell ringing]
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monster activity just below.
Really?
They are just kids.
Hey, guys.
I'm Kirby, your
replacement Troop Member
here to save the day.
Oh, hey.
Wow, nice to meet you.
We thought you were
coming tomorrow.
I couldn't wait
to get started!
Little help?
[straining grunts]
Come on, you gotta
help me here a little.
Gotta pull, gotta pull.
My arm!
[straining grunts]
What's that?
It's a transport suit
I invented.
It can whisk me between any
two locations in mere seconds.
Then, why'd you take
the limo?
Because the suit
doesn't work.
And I can't really
take it off.
I've been in it for
12 hours.
Does it have a bathroom
mechanism?
Kinda.
It's good to have you
with us.
We've heard great
things about your work
with the Tulsa Troop.
Oh!!
That's how that works.
Hayley Steele and Jake Collins!
I've been following
your amazing work
with the legendary
Felix Garcia
ever since I joined
the Troop.
It's an honor to serve
with you!
So what's the sitch?
You know, "uation."
Well, there was a
massive monster spike
just down there.
Cool!
I can't wait to fight side
by side with you guys
as we take down the
biggest baddest monsters
in the universe.
Or a bunch of ten year-olds.
Kaiju!
Let's go!
Kirby, keep those
people back.
We'll take care of
the Kaiju!
I'm on it!
[laser fire]
[laser fire]
Gotta get these people
back to HQ to figure out
what hypnotized them.
Whew!!!!
I just completed
my first mission
with the Lakewood Troop!
And no one got hurt!
One out of twenty's
still pretty good.
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[Mr. Stockley]: Heads up
for the stairs in there.
Enough action for your first
day in Lakewood, Kirby?
Action is my middle name,
sir.
Ahhh!!!!!
Really?
No.
It's Aloysius.
But when I'm 18, I'm gonna have
it legally changed to Action.
So, I've gotta ask: what was
with the limo back there?
I know it's a little much.
No, it's awesome!
Are you super rich
or something?
No, no, no, no, not me.
Wait, rich?
Yes.
Yes, I am incredibly rich!
My grandfather is
a sock mogul.
You can get rich
from socks?!
Well, my PeePaw invented
the dissolving sock.
You know how sometimes
when you do the laundry,
you can't find one sock?
It dissolved!
I knew it!
It makes people have
to buy more socks.
And it made us a fortune.
Alright.
All the people we saved
from the Kaiju
are safely contained
in the containment unit.
That is until we find out
exactly what hypnotized them.
I did find a ton of these
in their pockets.
It's a ticket to the Horror
Tracker 4 launch party.
Sweet!
Horror Tracker 4, what's that?
It goes on sale today.
It's the sequel to
the sequel to the sequel
to the greatest monster-hunting
video game ever.
No way, dude!
I love Horror Tracker!!
Since these are only leads,
looks like you guys will have
to go to the launch party
and check it out.
Really?
Awesome!
Oh, no, no, no.
They did have one more clue.
One of you will have to
check out this flyer for
"Vegan Poetry Night."
No, no, you guys!!
It's not fair!
Do not forget
the lentil sherbet.
How do you say, "Hello, Freak"
in your language-o?
Do not get between a girl
and her accessories.
Aw, c'mon.
She's so easy
to make fun of!
Back Off Now!!!!!
No one tells me what
to do.
In this case, I'll
make an exception!
Boys, let's back off.
Good choice, Scotty.
It was completely
my decision!
Gimme that.
You okay?
Yes please thank you.
I am called Babushka.
I am exchanging student
from the occasionally
socialist republic
of Hekawistan.
Babushka, it's very nice
to meet you.
I'm Hayley.
Hayley save Babushka.
In Hekawistan we say,
"Ashkala.
Mishka shloof far vivilin
mikma lop plotzikit
malaproppentov
glack tarantino."
What does that mean?
Thank you.
That's really long
to say thank you.
Entire phrase mean:
"thank you.
I am forever indebted to
you for protecting of me
and I will oblige your every
need for all eternity."
You're welcome.
But you don't need to be
obliged to me
because that was just
[kissing sounds]
Is that the bell?
I should probably get
to class now.
You're welcome.
What do you think?
Is that what people
wear in Tulsa?
Come on, don't you
recognize me?
I am Lupo Tortillian-Pinth!
The guy who discovered
America?
No!
From the Horror Tracker
games.
For the launch party.
What costume are you
gonna wear?
I was just gonna go
as me.
I don't think the people there
will take you seriously.
I think I'll take
my chances.
But it's gonna be fun.
I know, right?
Hard-core gamers galore!
And there's a costume contest,
which means there's usually
three girls there
dressed as the Power Twins
from Planet Zorga.
In space bikinis!
In space bikinis!
And the game's creator,
Declan Patrick
is gonna be there.
Declan Patrick?!
He's a genius!
He created his first
game when he was 12
and was a millionaire
by 14.
I always wanted
to meet him.
Wait.
I've finished all the Horror
Tracker games.
I don't remember Lupo
Tortellini-whatever-you-are.
If you pause the game
at just the right moment,
you can see a portrait
on the south wall
of the rumpus room.
Directly below that portrait,
a framed photograph
of Lup Tortillian-Pinth.
Right.
Just promise me
you'll lose the hat
when you talk to the girls
in Space Bikinis.
I thought it was
fashionable.
Cadence, I have
a problem!
What's the problem?
You know really sweet girl
Babushka from Hekawistan?
The one who keeps livestock
in her locker?
It's only a chicken.
And a pig.
And a baby Llama.
Yes, she won't stop
doing stuff for me.
Carrying my books
or opening doors
What's wrong with that?
She tried to pre-chew
my food, Cadence.
Apparently, Hekawistan is
a very bird-centric culture.
Wait a second
You have a servant?
Urgh!!
Can you make her do
my laundry?
No!
Her attention is sweet
but inappropriate.
I will not take advantage
of her.
If you aren't going to respect
her culture, I will:
She can do my book reports.
Hello, Hayley.
Hello friend of Hayley.
Babushka make new clothes
for Hayley.
Oh!
Yes!
Uh-huh!
Hayley like it.
It's very beautiful.
What is that?
Just like Princess
Kavorkla haaarg.
And she is just as beautiful
as her name.
I'm really not sure
this is me.
I don't know, I think you look
pretty fantastic there, Hayley.
No, Hayley right.
It still needs something.
No lack of something.
Stop.
Kugulah!
Kugulah!
[chicken clucking]
That's a chicken.
No man will resist
your feminine charms.
Forget about
the book report.
Good luck with that.
[bell ringing]
There's definitely monster
activity here.
Oh, I see a whole
bunch of monsters.
Let's go find out if anybody
has seen anything weird.
Hey Phil.
Morcechai.
Haven't seen you guys since
the convention in Duluth.
Anybody seen
any monsters?
Check out those kids' eyes.
[hisses and roars]
Wow!
[hisses and roars]
Those aren't costumes.
[hisses and roars]
[laser fire]
They're gone!
[applause]
Nice show.
Declan Patrick!
You're like one of my idols.
Good choice.
My life is full of luxuries
you can't even imagine.
Nice special effects,
guys.
You are officially
deemed cool.
That's my digits.
Call me sometime.
Let's hang.
Deemed!
Totally deemed!
We were 'deemed'.
He invited us.
We totally have to go
see his office.
Hanging out with Declan
Patrick could be the perfect way
to figure out if there's
a connection
between him
and the monsters.
Hanging out with Declan Patrick
is also the perfect way
to hang out
with Declan Patrick.
He happens to be the coolest
person on Earth.
Cool people are
a dime a dozen.
You realize you are saying
that dressed in a cape.
Listen, I know I'm
new here,
but back in Oklahoma
we had a saying:
"When you walk through
a cow pasture"--
Now, why would you walk
through a cow pasture?
I dunno.
It's fun.
You relax.
"When you are walking through
that cow pasture--
What if there's an angry
bull hanging around?
Then, obviously,
you don't do it.
I can think of a lot more
reasons not to walk through
a cow pasture.
The point is when you're
walking through there,
and you suddenly smell
something stinky,
there's probably a good
reason for it.
That would be my number one
reason not to walk through
a field of cows.
What I'm trying to say is
we should be careful when
we go to his office.
Totally.
But this is going
to be awesome!
Yeah.
But you've got
to change first.
Why?
This is so comfortable.
You should feel
the lining.
Be prepared to shoot.
Come on, touch
the lining!
No.
Touch the lining!
Seriously, what are
you doing now?
I follow you in case
you drop anything.
I also put cleaning snails
in your athletic footwear,
and wove you a small rug
for outside your locker.
Thank you.
Listen, I want
you to do something
Shave head?
Babushka get razor?
No, no, no!
You see I lost
the chicken.
[gasps]
I know but I heard he might
be in the library,
which is way at the other
end of the school.
So could you
Babushka find chicken!
Do you worry!
Thank you.
Babushka and this burlap
are driving me crazy.
I wish there was some way
I could turn her off.
It's a delicate situation.
You don't want to disrespect
the traditions of her culture.
I know that.
But every time I look up
Hekawistani culture on the web,
I just get pictures of
the Milk and Potato festival.
Wait.
Here's something.
A debt of gratitude is absolved
if you successfully defend
the safety and honor
of your protector
in a moment of peril.
That's it!
I have to set up a moment
where Babushka can save me.
Then I'm free.
Can you watch
Mr. Cluckers?
Sure.
But I think Mr. Cluckers
is a Mrs.
Humph!
Here!
Got you the Gold Edition
of Horror Tracker IV.
And I signed it.
Thanks!
What's different about
the Gold Edition?
It says " Gold Edition"
on the box.
Nice.
You guys should play it.
I'll set it up for you.
Level 17 has the most
amazing graphics.
You must play level 17.
Got it!
A mind Leech!
I should have known!
It must be controlling
Declan.
Woah, careful!
You might destroy Declan if
you don't hit the Leech
just right!
[laser fire]
What's going on?!
Declan, you have a Mind Leech
attached to your head
and I need to shoot
it off.
Yeah.
If you could--
Could you turn around
and stand really still?
It will be over
in a second.
No!
I'm controlling
Declan Patrick now!
[laser fire]
Maybe we should
test your weapons
before bringing
them into battle.
At least I've invented
a Donut Crunch Ray.
Oooh, jelly!
Babushka!
These noodles
are scalding hot and so heavy.
I just might spill.
The floor is so slippery.
I need help!!!
Let me help you!
Thank you Babushka!
Ahhh!!!
You're welcome!
I had no idea that you knew
about the Hekawistani
luxury spa treatment
of noodling.
Noodling?!
Yes, noodling.
You are going
to be beautiful.
The hair on your skin
oh,
soft, supple, luxurious.
It was definitely
a Mind Leech.
They attach themselves
to a human host
who then lures others
to a kaiju-feeding portal.
Well, that explains what
hypnotized all those people.
But how did Declan Patrick
reach so many victims?
They came from cities
all over.
We think it has something
to do with his new game.
Where's Jake?
Well, that's just it, sir!
He's at home playing
the game.
The answer may be
on level 17.
Declan kept insisting
that we play it.
Kirby, I finally beat
level 17.
I understand so much now.
About the Mind Leech?
I have somewhere to go.
That "somewhere" better
be right here.
We're at MonsterCon 3!
Jake, Mr. Stockley wants--
Oh no, he's hypnotized!
The Mind Leech must have made
Declan imbed some secret code
that hypnotizes anybody
who beats level 17.
Whoooo!!!!!!!!!
I am it!
There!
That good!
We've gotta stop Jake!
Jake!
Jake. come in!
I cant rack him
on TroopGrid.
Got him!
And he's heading straight
for a Kaiju feeding portal
that just opened up!
You've got to stop him!
Don't worry, sir.
I'm prepared
for anything!
This thing have a button.
Got it.
Oh, my.
So, you're clear
on the plan, right?
Babushka's has
to save me.
Yeah, whatever.
It's your 20 bucks.
Hayley want
Hekawistani manicure?
Oh! Hi, Babushka!
Look, Scotty,
it's Babushka's!
[laughs]
I guess, you're comin'
with me!
Look, Babushka, save me!
I'm getting dragged away.
I'm so proud for you!
It is beautiful!
This is just how my mother
met my father!
Babushka!
Congratulations on love
connections!
[watch rings]
Hayley, Jake's about to be
eaten by the Kaiju.
Meet me at the Battle
Cruisers!
I'll be there in a minute,
Kirby.
Alright, there's Jake!
Now, Jake said your weapons
were a little funky.
Are you sure this one is
going to work?
I'm certain.
I'm fairly certain.
The Kaiju.
Get rid of them first,
and then take care
of Declan Patrick
and the Mind Leach.
[hisses and roars]
Let's go!
Jake!
[laser fire]
Kirby, don't move!!
[laser fire]
You saved my life.
How can I repay you?
Not another one
of those.
Stand down!
Come, enter the portal!
Hurry up, shoot
the Leech!
I can't get a clear shot!
I might destroy Declan.
Yes, yes
I believe in you,
Kirby.
Just shoot!!!
My belief in you
only lasts so long, Kirby.
[laser fire]
[laughs]
What happened?
Where am I?
This is disgusting!!
I believe you'll find all
your answers right here:
Hayley!
Babushka,
While I respect
Hekawistani culture
with the possible
exception of what you
consider fashion--
I just can't have you
following me all day
and night.
It's not how you say
'thank you' here.
If you want to be
a real American,
you have to do things
the way Americans do.
I know.
You do?
Yes, Babushka find out.
In America, people
who do these things
are called personal assistants
and get paid $50 an hour
cash money.
What's this?
Babushka make bill.
For $1200!!!
Plus mileage.
Congratulations, Babushka.
You've become
a true American.
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