Euphoria (2019) s02e04 Episode Script

1
Does that feel okay?
Yeah, it feels amazing.
I don't think you understand
how much I love Jules.
How about we hit the hay?
What are you What are you?
This may be the greatest thing
that has ever happened to me.
It's also the first time
it's happened to me.
Are you sure this feels okay?
Yeah, it's amazing.
The only problem is,
I took so many Narcos,
I literally can't feel a fuckin' thing.
Is there anything you want
me to, like do differently?
Nah, nah. It's amazing.
Rue, you keep saying that.
I know, 'cause this is amazing.
I've been doing it
for, like, 25 straight minutes.
Yeah, and it's amazing.
Wait, did I already say it was amazing?
I'm so fuckin' high.
Don't tell anyone, but she might
as well be going down on my ankle.
Are you, like, close to cumming?
I think so.
Please, God don't ever let
Jules find out what I'm about to do.
Oh, I'm cumming! Oh!
- Rue?
- Yeah?
Did you just fake an orgasm?
What?
No, no. Are you crazy?
That was amazing.
I feel like Rue is too lazy
a person to fake an orgasm.
I'm telling you, Elly,
there's no way she makes the sounds
I heard when she actually orgasms.
Like what sounds?
It was like it was like
I'm cummiiing!
Okay, yeah, yeah.
- It's awful.
- Yeah.
No, it's bad.
Maybe she's just not attracted to me.
Or maybe you, you suck at
eating pussy. That could be it.
Oh God, that's embarrassing.
No. It's cool. You're new to the game.
Yeah, but it makes me feel like a guy.
Why?
'Cause guys don't know how to eat pussy.
Oh my God. You want me to show you, bro?
- Bitch, I swear to God.
- All right, so check it out.
- Pretend this is your pussy, right?
- What are you Oh.
- Ooh.
- Uh-huh, there's that.
And also
Wow.
See? Just like that. Here, try me.
- Try mine.
- You sure?
Yeah. No, it's my hand,
not my pussy. It's okay.
Go ahead. Do your thing.
Just like I taught you.
Yeah, but then point your tongue.
Ooh.
Oh!
See? And that's how you make me cum.
And you taste good.
Uh, Rue's outside.
I'm just gonna tuck
my dick in my waistband,
and, uh
You don't know how much power you have.
I'm not a good person.
I don't like what we're doing.
You seem very much at home here.
Would you like a tour?
I feel like you ruined me forever.
Why does it sound romantic
when you say it like that?
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
Why did you love me?
- I still love you.
- But why?
'Cause you're smart and
cruel but not really.
- Not really smart?
- Not really cruel.
It's funny you say that
because it's something that
I didn't really realize
until after we broke up.
Did you know that I loved you?
I'm not talking about obsession
or fighting or fucking.
I'm talking about love.
Did you feel loved by me?
I don't know.
But you knew I had feelings for Maddy.
But I didn't know you were
gonna get back together with her.
How many times do I have to tell
you that we're not back together?
Right, you just hung out
and talked about love.
Oh, Jesus fuckin' Christ.
If I would've known you
were gonna get back together,
- I wouldn't have done this.
- That's a lie!
It's not a lie.
You have this image of
yourself as so fuckin' sweet
and innocent but it's bullshit.
If you were a fuckin' sweet person,
you wouldn't have fucked
your best friend's boyfriend.
You two were broken up.
That is a comfort to nobody but you.
I can't do this.
What, you wanna go tell Maddy?
Maybe I will.
You're afraid that
I'm still in love with Maddy,
so you're gonna do whatever
the fuck it takes to destroy that.
This isn't about being
a fuckin' good person, Cassie,
or being a fuckin' good friend.
This is about you getting what you want.
You can fuckin' leave, or you
can get into bed. It's up to you.
You know what you don't realize, Nate?
Is I don't care what happens to me.
I don't care how angry Maddy gets.
You two shouldn't be
together. You're toxic.
- How would you know?
- Because she's my best friend,
and I'm in a relationship with you.
She's not good for you,
you're not good for her,
and I will do everything
I can to prevent it.
Maddy, that's literally fucking insane.
- Madd Cassie, I s
- See?!
- This is what I'm talking about!
- I, I said Maddy because we're
talking about how
fucking crazy Maddy is,
which you can't seem
to fuckin' comprehend.
No, what you don't understand,
Nate, is I am crazier!
That's not somethin' to
be fuckin' proud of, Cassie!
No but it is something
you should be scared of.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
You can't fucking blackmail me
into a relationship with you.
Blackmail means
you don't have choices.
But in reality, you do have choices.
You just have to own up to
the consequences of them!
That is the literal fucking
definition of blackmail!
If you don't do this,
I'm gonna do that
Fine, it's blackmail!
I don't care!
It doesn't change anything!
- It's fucked up!
- You know what's fucked up, Nate?
You telling me that you love me,
and then going and being in
a relationship with my best friend!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Okay.
Bye.
For fuckin' C
Cassie, stop.
I love you.
Did you lose weight?
Do I look different?
- Do I look different?
- I was just wondering.
- Then why would you ask?
- I was just curious.
- Why are you so judgmental?
- Why are you so judgmental?
I wasn't judging you.
You sit on your bed all day
just waiting to criticize me.
That's not true.
Did you lose weight? Are you depressed?
Why haven't you cleaned your room?
Do you ever think about Dad?
What happened with McKay?
- Where were you last night?
- Just shut the fuck up, Grace!
Shut the fuck up, Lexi!
Fine, I'll stop caring.
You're making me feel
like I'm going crazy.
Like I'm actually fucking crazy.
Okay, well, thank you. Next.
Any of you snitches
to your parents about this,
your days at the Howard
House are finito burrito.
Never that
- Cheers
- To my beautiful girls.
It's hard to believe we
need a place called hell
What, what?
Place called hell
- Where's Mom?
- Asleep.
The devil inside
Not a care in the world.
Every single one of us
I would like to make a toast.
The devil inside
To Nathaniel.
The devil inside
The winner of all winners
the king of all kings,
the big swingin' dick,
Mr. Big Balls, huh?
You are a part of me
I will never understand.
But I take full responsibility.
I think I'm gonna go for a drive.
Fuckin' A.
Wear a seatbelt.
Okay, Dad.
I was dancing in a lesbian bar
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I think she has a crush on you.
Should we all just fuck?
Well, I was dancing
in the lesbian bar
In the industrial zone
I was dancing with my friends
And dancing alone
Things were all right
But in this bar,
things were Friday night
I also have to use the restroom.
I was dancing in
a lesbian bar, ah-oo, ah-oo
I was dancing in
a lesbian bar, ooh, ooh, ooh
Well, I was dancing
in the lesbian bar
Way downtown
I was there to check the scene
And hang around
Well, the first bar
Things were stop and stare
But in this bar, things
were laissez-faire
In the first bar, things
were stop and stare
In this bar things
were laissez faire
I was dancing in a lesbian bar,
ah-oo, ah-oo
I was dancing in a lesbian bar,
ooh, ooh, ooh
In the first bar,
folks were drinking sips
But in this bar, they
could shake their hips
That was not 10 seconds.
- Is that a dare?
- Maybe.
- We should make her jealous.
- Mm.
- Start the clock.
- Okay One, two, oh, three,
four, five, six, wow,
seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yep, thank you. Wow, cool.
- That was amazing.
- O-kay, Rue.
Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you, are you jealous?
No, no. I don't get jealous, um.
- Hey, Elliot.
- Yeah.
- Uh, truth or dare?
- Dare.
I dare you to lick from here
to here.
Wow, your girlfriend is sexy.
I was dancing in a lesbian bar,
ooh, ooh, ooh
Wow, ooh.
Ooh, jealous, Rue?
Hm?
Now, that was fucking amazing.
You know, I think if
you guys are gonna keep up
with these lesbian power games
we should steal some liquor.
This is how we do it
Oh, I fuckin' love this song.
This is how we do it
Whoo, bitches!
Trademark on that pussy,
trademarking my brand-new bitch
Yeah, duh, hol' up, blood
Hol' up, cuh, hol' up, sis, huh
LLC the Glock, and
I LLC my bitch, huh
I'm kinda buzzed
and it's all because
This is how we do it
C'mon, let's dance.
What's wrong?
C'mon c'mon.
Let's flip the track,
bring the old school back
This is how we do it
This is how we do it
Do you think Nate's still coming over?
Um, yeah, that's what Maddy says.
If you're an OG mack
or a wanna-be player
You see the hood's been good to me
What's wrong?
I, like can't fucking stand Ethan.
- I was wondering.
- I don't know. He's, like, sweet,
and, like, something
good finally happens,
and I'm, like, a million
times more miserable.
Well, there's a difference between
what you think you should want,
and what you actually want.
- How do I know what I want?
- You don't.
Then, what's the whole
world always talkin' about?
People are retarded.
No, seriously, people
are fucking retarded.
Maddy, I don't think
you can say that word.
This shit is hard and confusing.
The last thing you need is to feel worse
because you're not feeling
something you're supposed to feel.
You do what feels good to you.
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
You know what would feel good?
- What?
- Dancing with me on my birthday.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Bitch, don't think shit sweet
I'm the same Baby Keem in 48 states
All right, I'm gonna distract the clerk,
you're gonna steal the beer
- and you do nothing. Cool?
- Word.
- All right, break.
- Cool.
Oh my God! Kramer!
- Dude
- Comedian, okay, thank you.
Didn't you get canceled
for saying, like,
the N-word a bunch of times?
- Uh, you know what, man?
- Now you work at
- a convenience store?
- What's up, bro?
Twitter is fucked up.
I've always said that.
And they're always takin' shit too far.
You know what I mean?
What're you gonna do?
- Hey!
- Hey.
Kramer, Kramer!
- How much is all this anyway?
- Fuckin' motherfucker!
Motherfuckers! Get out of my store!
Don't come back!
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Go, Elliot, let's go!
Go, go, go! Oh my
- Aah! Oh my God! Go!
- Oh my God! Jesus Christ!
Rue!
- Hi.
- Is Maddy here?
Yeah.
I can hear your heartbeat
Knockin' on the window
I can feel the weight
deep down below
I can hear whispers
- Comin' from the shadows
- Woo!
Come on. Whoa!
I can hear your heartbeat
Woo!
Ohh, heartbeat
Woo!
Hey you
You're losin', you're losin'
You're losin',
you're losin' your vitamin C
I can hear your tiptoe
I can hear the door close
Anticipation in me grows
Woo-hoo!
Come on, baby!
Se están prendiendo las calles
Esta llegando todo el calor
You're losin', you're losin'
You're losin',
you're losin' your vitamin C
Hey you
You know, you can't drink on
that shit. It's fuckin' dangerous.
- It's fine.
- Oh my God.
Muévete mas
Mueve todo tu cuerpo sin parar
Muévete mas
Bailala ahi, bailala ahi
How are you feeling?
I feel fine. Do I not look fine?
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, motherfucker!
Fuck you, pal!
Oh shit!
Oh my God! Woo!
Yo, could you put
the fuckin' drink down?
- Are you fuckin' drinking?
- Mm, yeah.
- It's just one drink.
- I don't care. Why are you drinking?
I'm not even into alcohol like that.
- Then why are you drinking it?
- You know, f
Elliot, just take me
the fuck home, please.
- Rue
- Nah, I just I wanna go home.
No, Rue, I'm, I'm just
saying, like, don't drink.
No, I wanna go home.
- Why? Why?
- Just drop me off.
- Drop me off, please.
- Why?
Because I can't fuckin' stand you.
What?
Yeah, I don't wanna fuckin'
I don't wanna argue about this shit.
I don't wanna fight.
I'm sick of fuckin' fighting.
I just would rather be home.
You did good, big fella.
Hey, I'm gonna head out
but, um, happy birthday.
- Why? Don't go.
- Well, I just thought I'd give you guys
- a little bit of girl time.
- That's so sweet.
Nah, you should stay.
Wow, that was certainly a choice.
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was fun like me
What are you doing, Cassie?
Waiting for the hot tub to get hot.
Fight the feeling, fight the feeling
Leave it alone
Dream, baby, dream
Of all that's come and going
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
Don't you know that it's a method of
Modern love
Whiskey.
Hey, can I have a cigarette?
Thank you. Can I borrow your light?
I'm Cal.
Modern love
M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E
I know what you're dreaming of
I haven't been here in 25 years.
Hi.
Modern love
Well, you tell us that we're wrong
And you tell us not to sing our song
Nothin' we can say will make you see
You got a heart of stone
You can never feel
You say, oh, I'm not
afraid, it can't happen to me
I've lived my life as a good man
Oh, no, you're out of your mind
It won't happen to me
'Cause I've carried my weight
And I've been a strong man
Listen to the man
in the liquor store
Yellin', anybody wanna
drink before the war
So stop talking of war
'Cause you know we've
heard it all before
Why don't you go out there
and do something useful
Ohh, listen to the man
in the liquor store
He yellin', anybody
wanna drink before the war
And you live in a shell
You create your own hell
You live in the past
and talk about war
I thought I lost you.
But it's a life you can save
So stop gettin' fast,
it's not gonna happen
She always like this?
No, but when she
drinks, it's just tragic.
Just, just drop me off.
Can you just, just pull,
just pull the fuck over,
and just let me out, please.
- Right here, Rue?
- Yep.
Just fuckin' right up here.
Alright.
Ah, fuck!
Can I take a shower?
Yeah.
Get in the hot tub with us.
I don't, uh,
I don't, I don't really feel like it.
It's my birthday, come on.
- Ooh, this feels so good.
- I know.
Can I borrow a shirt?
Hi.
- Hi.
- Are you, are you okay?
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, oh.
- It's okay.
- Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's okay.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
I'm so glad you guys
are back together. Yeah!
- We're not back together.
- You're not?
No.
I mean, I was gonna say no,
but why are you saying no?
- Um, because we're not.
- I know,
but why do you sound
so definitive about it?
- I wasn't being definitive.
- It sounded like it.
No, I mean, she just asked a question
That you didn't have to answer.
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- But you did.
I don't understand
what we're arguing about.
You and your tone.
But we're not back together.
This is somethin' that
I wanna hold onto
Uh, yet.
I mean, why don't just
say, "We're working it out."
You literally just said
you were gonna say no.
- Right, but that's me.
- Meaning what?
Meaning that when I say it,
it means something totally different
- than when you say it.
- Okay.
It might seem that way
in your head, Maddy,
but it's the same word.
Yeah, but it's also the speed
with which you said no.
- Aw, gimme a fuckin' break.
- It was quick.
- It wasn't, no.
- It was like a reflex.
It wasn't like a reflex at all.
- It was like his natural instinct.
- It wasn't.
- It was hasty.
- You see?
You really think she's
gonna disagree with you?
If I disagreed with her, then I would.
Okay.
What, you don't think
I have a mind of my own?
- No, I'm sure you do.
- Ooh, he's such a cunt!
What the fuck is your problem?
You see, I'm not crazy, right?
Because he's always
tryin' to gaslight me.
Look, I don't wanna argue about this.
You see, this is why I don't believe you
when you make all these promises,
and you're like, "Oh,
let's get back together."
"You're the only person
in the world I care about.
"You're a Goddess, and it's my fault
"for not treating you like a Goddess.
"I promise, Maddy.
I'll change. I'll grow.
"I'll be better. I don't deserve you.
"But I love you.
"Please, when I go to
college, move with me.
Marry me. Have my babies."
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry, Maddy!
I'm sorry, Maddy.
I'm sorry, Maddy.
- I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.
It's not fine. I ruined
everything, Maddy.
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.
- It's not fine.
- It's fine.
You're my best friend,
- and I'm sorry.
- What's going on?
Sweetie, it's okay.
Oh God. You threw up.
- I'm so sorry
- Just get outta the, get outta the tub.
Maddy. I didn't
Maddy, you're my best friend.
Just get out!
- Oh my God.
- What happened?!
Cassie threw up on all of us.
Can somebody help me, please?!
- I'm sorry, Maddy.
- Use the bathroom!
Nate, get me a fucking towel!
Maddy, I'm sorry!
I never knew there was
a love like this before
Never had someone to show me a love
Love like this before
I never knew a love
I know this much is
Are you crying?
True
- You wanna wrestle?
- No.
- No, no, no. Hey.
- I'm gonna getcha.
- No, I'm good. Stop. Come on, man.
- See?
- And I'm gonna getcha.
- No, I'm good. I'm good.
What the fuck?!
All right, man. That's enough.
- What, you wanna wrestle, too?
- Come on, man.
- Put your shirt back on.
- I was state champion, man.
- Hey, Mr. Clean!
- Come on!
Oh, Jesus, you three wanna wrestle?
- You think you can take me?
- Your dance, cowboy.
- You think you can take me?
- Out!
You think you can take me?
Let's do this. Let's do this, big boy.
Oh, shit.
Yes! Now, it's a party!
Fuckin' out of here.
What?
I was just havin' fun, man.
No, man. I warned you,
like, 10 fuckin' times
not to wrestle anybody.
You didn't fuckin' listen.
You're never stepping
foot in here again.
Hey, hey
You can't do that to me, man!
Hey, hey! You can't
fuckin' kick me out, man!
You can't do this to me, man!
Hey!
I haven't been here in, like, 20 years!
I have good memories here, man.
You can't tell me I can't come back in!
Ah, fuck. Okay, all right.
All right.
Okay.
Fuck off!
Juliet, please, please!
You're next! We're in danger!
Please, listen to me!
Something terrible!
- This movie is so real.
- Word.
Yo, who the fuck is that?
Yo!
- What's up, man?
- Hey, man. I really gotta talk to you.
Um
- Mm. Hm.
- Is everything good, bro?
Nah, man.
Mouse's baby mama showed up
asking all types of
stupid-ass questions.
Fuuuck.
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
Hey are you okay?
Mm-mm. Hold on.
- Hey, hold on.
- I don't want to talk about it.
I really have to tell you somethin'.
Okay um
I lied to you.
Rue's not sober.
She hasn't been since I met her.
She's been doing everything from
heroin to fentanyl to benzos.
And I know that because
I've been doing it with her.
And I'm so sorry.
I just didn't wanna keep lyin' to you.
Lord, I'm tired
Hey Lord, you know I'm tired
Hey Lord, you know
I'm tired of tears
Hey Lord, just cut me loose
Hey Lord, you know I'm fighting
Hey Lord, you know I'm fighting
I'm sure this world is done with me
Hey Lord, you know it's true
Now the tide is rolling in
I ain't tryin' to win
Let it take me
Let it take me
I'll be on my way
How long can I stay?
In a place that cannot contain me
Hey Lord, you know I'm tired
Hey, Lord, you know I'm tired
I'm sorry I let you down.
Why?
'Cause I'm not a good person.
That's not true.
Yeah, but you don't
really know me anymore.
Yes I do. I'm always with you.
Please don't say you need me
I miss you so much.
Release me
I just miss you so much, Dad.
One day you will see me
Believe me
Believe me
Oh, please don't say you need me
Believe me
Believe me
One day you will see me
Believe me
You will leave me
Ahhh.
Woo!
What, what are you doing?
Are you, are you peeing?
Okay, Cal, wh-what is wrong with you?
I think I'm lonely.
- What?
- I think I'm lonely.
Okay, look, could you
please put your penis away?
- No.
- Cal, I'm not gonna ask you again.
- Put your penis away.
- I am who I am.
Oh, fuck.
- Mom, what's goin' on?
- Okay.
- Cal, put your dick away.
- Yo, Dad,
- what the fuck are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
I was just
I was just telling your mother
that I think I'm very lonely.
Okay, but, like, can you
put your fucking dick away?
Okay, Cal, Cal, this is not funny.
What's goin' on?
Dad's standing in the
foyer with his dick out.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I don't know.
You know what you three
assholes are lookin' at?
The man with no name.
What, what the fuck are you even saying?
Yo, what the fuck is going on, guys?
I'm a rogue.
I march to the beat of my own drum.
You guys should've seen me tonight.
I don't know if you would've been proud,
but ya might've been impressed.
Cal, listen to me. I think
you need to see a doctor.
All right? You're not, you're not you.
No, Marsha. That's where you're wrong.
- I am 100% me.
- Okay, you're scaring me now.
You know why? 'Cause I'm a man.
I'm an animal.
I'm a motherfuckin' Rottweiler.
You know how many men I've fucked?
- What?!
- Cal, stop it.
- Aaron
- Cal, please. Please stop.
Do you know how many men I've fucked?
Dad, why are you saying this?
- Guess.
- I, I don't understand.
Like, what the fuck is going on?
I had sex with a man
for the first time
when you were in your mama's belly.
Dad, why the fuck
are you saying these things?
Like, have you lost your fucking mind?
You're talking about fucking men
in front of Mom when I was, what?
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Who the fuck are you?
Here's the funny thing
if I said tonight that
I went to the strip club, and I
Hoo!
Picked up a real grade-A piece of ass
huge tits, shaved pussy
and I fucked the shit
outta her in my truck
you wouldn't be one-tenth as
appalled as you are right now.
You wouldn't be standin' here saying,
"Dad, what are you talkin' about?"
You'd be like, "Dad, don't
say that in front of Mom."
Fuck you Fuck you.
You're a bunch of fuckin' hypocrites.
I'm a man.
I'll fuck whoever I want,
whenever I want.
I'll fuck men, I'll fuck women,
I'll fuck transsexuals,
and I'll have a mighty
fine time doin' it.
I eat what I kill.
I'm goin' to bed.
I'm a faggot sexist, chaser, pig,
fuckin' creep, and I love it.
Living a double life?
Not my biggest regret.
You are.
But let's be honest,
we all live double lives.
Don't give me that look, Marsha.
You got that shoebox
full of love letters
that camp counselor used to write you.
You saved them.
Flirting on Facebook
I, I, I get it.
It feels good to know that you were
loved by somebody other than just me.
I'm not standin' here lookin'
at you like, "How could you?"
I mean, we all have secrets.
Aaron?
The porn on your fucking
computer made my jaw drop.
Marsha, come back! You saw it.
Your mother's the one who showed me.
Don't talk to me about secrets.
Watching eight people
cum on one person's face,
gang-bangs, fucking cum-funnels,
fuckin' pissin' in people's asses.
Jesus fuckin' Christ, man.
I got problems, you got problems.
You know, I was kind of
uptight when I met your mother.
She was a freak and a fuckin' fox.
Marsha you were a fuckin' fox!
Nathaniel
Your whole fuckin' life's a secret.
A mystery.
Who knows about you?
I have lived with you.
I have raised you.
I am your father.
I know nothing about you.
That's not true.
I know that you're angry.
I'm so sorry I fucked you
up with my double life.
Okay, maybe, I took mine
to the extreme, I'll admit that, but
I have a problem.
But the reason I have
a problem is this family.
That's why.
I'm not allowed to form
an emotional connection.
And I'm an emotional guy.
You fuckers backed me into a corner.
But you know what?
I think you've set me free.
So
this is farewell.
I left you with a little
memory of me here on the
floor of the foyer. You
two dickwads can draw straws
to see who cleans it up.
I'll see you assholes later.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I've always been with you.
From before you were born
until after you're gone.
Since before we ever existed.