How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord (2018) s02e04 Episode Script

Listen up!
We're heading out on foot
to the dungeon Horn mentioned!
Lumachina, once we arrive,
we'll find a hidden treasure
that creates miracles.
It shall be yours if you desire!
[LUMACHINA] Thank you.
We would put that to good use.
Too many people are suffering
from the Death Kell Disease.
Then we should hurry up!
Sounds like folks need her help!
I can lead us to the dungeon!
All you have to do is follow me!
Uh-- So, uh, are they
coming with us?
[DIABLO gasps]
[TAKUMA]
What does she want?
[TAKUMA]
We're totally surrounded!
This cannot be
happening right now!
[TAKUMA] That battle with
Batutta dried me out.
What do they want?
I barely have any
Hit Points to spare,
or Magic Points for that matter.
And now I'm supposed to fight
a high-level Magi-Gunner?
Cool, cool, cool.
I received a report
that you entered our land
from the depths of the earth.
And now I have
a question for you.
Are you the Demon Lord
that Varakness told us about?
Who's Varakness?
Doesn't matter,
don't demon-out on her!
Yeah, she's right.
Ix-nay about the emon lord-day!
[TAKUMA]
I'm trying! But it's hard!
Why can't I come up
with a better line
than that tired
commercial slogan?
Probably the same reason
my social skills are balls!
I am known as Diablo,
the Demon Lord!
There are none
who stand in my way!
[BOTH]
Ah, great, he's done it now.
[DIABLO chuckles]
I don't need to run from you!
If you want to die,
keep crawling this way!
[LAMINITUS] Ha! What a
vicious bark you have.
Surely that wasn't
a real invitation?
Sounds to me like
somebody needs a nap.
Don't you agree?
What's happening?
[BOTH gasp]
[TAKUMA] How does she have that
many soldiers with Magi-Guns?
[TAKUMA]
Guess I have no choice.
[LUMACHINA]
No, wait! Please believe me.
This is not a man you want
to turn your weapons on.
He saved me.
He saved this entire town.
Right now, all he's
doing is trying to
help as many people as he can.
I swear. He is not an enemy
to the mortal races.
If that's true, then why does he
call himself a Demon Lord?
Well. That's a good question.
Lord Laminitus!
We'd love to stay and have
a chat, but unfortunately,
we're running late
to a dungeon date.
We're picking up a cure
for the Death Knell Disease.
Could you wait until
we come back with it?
You might want to use it, too!
[LAMINITUS] As if a cure
for such a disease exists!
How unfortunate!
You're wasting your time
chasing a scam!
[LUMACHINA] Does it look as
though I have time to waste?
[ALL gasp]
[LUMACHINA] They're on
their way to the dungeon
to save others like me who have
this Death Knell Disease.
Let them go!
Oh? In that case, I'm intrigued!
You'll have to tell me
more about this.
But another time! Seize them!
[TAKUMA] This would not be
a great place to be captured.
Oh Earth, pulse violently!
Now. Go Earth Bounce!
[gasps]
Hey! It's only the ground
around us that isn't shaking!
No matter what, stay by my side!
[SOLDIERS gasping]
Keep up!
[SHERA whines] I'm about to
chew off my own hand!
[HORN]
Well hurry up and eat!
[SHERA]
It looks so good, thank you!
Who taught you how to
make meat sticks?
Way to go.
[HORN laughs] Taught myself here
in my secret hideaway spot.
It was God who led us to you.
He's been incredibly
good to us all.
It's so incredibly good!
[TAKUMA] Something tells me
that Laminitus woman
allowed us to escape.
[LUMACHINA]
Shera, are you okay?
[TAKUMA]
Her Crimsom Wings were equipped.
She could've shot us
with her Magi-Gun
from the air at anytime.
We were running away from
her with our backs turned.
Easy enough to murder the group.
[TAKUMA]
So why didn't she try to?
Here, eat mine.
No one likes a hangry demon.
Uh-- Oh, right.
Huh? What did she
just say to me?
Don't go hungry.
Please eat mine.
[TAKUMA]
Indirect kiss?
Rem, you shouldn't be
eating meat that's so raw.
Eat mine, it's hot and ready.
Eat mine, it's hot and ready.
[TAKUMA]
Her, too? What is this?
This kind is better raw,
you uncultured elf!
No, you have to cook it unless
you wanna get sick and die!
We're supposed to eat it rare!
If you like throwing up!
--Those're hairballs!
--That's so gross!
--Is not!
--Is too!
--Is not!
--Is too!
Okay! Enough!
According to Horn, it'll take
us three days to arrive.
Hurry up and eat and go to bed!
[SHERA, REM]
Sorry. 'Kay.
[REM]
It's still better when it's raw.
[SHERA]
Raw meat sticks are so gross!
[REM] According to
Chef Sloppy Elf? Great!
[HORN]
Ladies, it's just meat!
[GEWALT] It is an honor to
make your acquaintance.
Your name is well known in the
royal capital, Lord Laminitus.
You're wasting your time.
All I want to know
is why I'm here.
[GEWALT] I heard the
Head Priest was here in town,
so I'm offering my services
to protect her as needed.
The Head Priest? Are you sure?
Yes. Also, I've come bearing
an important message for you
from the Church that we're
hoping you'll find quite useful.
[LAMINITUS]
It's too late.
She's disappeared
with some sorcerer
who calls himself a Demon Lord.
You caught me in the middle of
hunting them down myself.
That sorcerer is troublesome.
He's deceiving the Head Priest
and is keeping her
from her duties!
Huh. What does any of this
have to do with me?
[knocking]
[HENRICK]
I have news!
Come in!
[HENRICK]
We've discovered the location
of the dungeon
they're heading to.
[LAMINITUS]
Where is it?
[SHERA] I'm so excited!
We finally made it!
[REM] I can't believe it took us
three days to find this place.
It's here?
The cure for the Death
Knell Disease is inside?
Right. We'll obtain it before
you reach all nine marks.
Are you ready?
Yes.
[TAKUMA]
This is nuts.
I never thought I'd be taking on
the dungeon I made myself.
Perfect! Well,
let's get a move-on!
Wait! Don't go in there!
You have to approach
an entrance carefully!
[gasps]
[LION STATUE 4A roars]
Go Explosion!
How did you know to do that?
I had a feeling.
[TAKUMA] And I built
that trap myself, so.
Wow, that's really powerful.
Seriously? This is your fault!
I'm so over dumb elves!
[REM]
The door! It's open!
Now, let's go.
[HORN] This dungeon takes you
further and further underground.
There's a trick to every floor,
and once you figure it out,
the stairs to the
next floor appear.
[HORN] This is the first floor
so the first thing we do
is solve a giant labyrinth!
If you get lost,
you're done for,
because you can't find
the entrance either!
[SHERA]
That's scary!
So then what do we do
if we get separated?
Well. You could be killed by
a monster, or starve to death,
it's really your call.
I don't wanna do either.
Don't be a dummy.
Obviously someone would
find you eventually.
[SHERA sighs]
You'll be a skeleton
by then, though.
[SHERA] I don't like
this story at all! Stop!
Diablo! Rem's so mean!
She said you're gonna
leave me behind!
[TAKUMA]
That's it!
If I want to reassure
a frightened lady,
I need to respond
to these attacks
with purpose and conviction!
Get those off of me!
[TAKUMA]
Now she knows I'm in control.
Uh-- What?
[TAKUMA]
Why is she crying? I fixed it!
Look, Elf.
If you keep clinging like
a desperate piece of lint,
he won't be able to fight
for us when we need him.
Right, sorry. Please forgive me.
[TAKUMA]
I don't deserve you, Rem!
So then, how do we
get through the labyrinth?
[HORN]
Leave it to me!
I have the solution from
the last time I was here,
so I can get us
out of it no problem!
I spent half a day navigating
and notating for this map.
What the? No way?
The labyrinth looks
completely different!
That's how this labyrinth works.
Each of the walls
shifts over time.
The layout frequently changes.
Mapping it is useless.
So uh. Where did you
get that inside scoop?
Rem. I'm a Demon Lord from
another world, we know things.
[TAKUMA]
That was close.
All right, we don't have
much time to waste here.
Open a path before me!
Flare Burst!
[ALL gasp]
[HORN] You just made
your own way through!
[SHERA]
That was incredible!
[TAKUMA] Man, I'm obsessed
with me right now.
Move.
Wait! Why are you
rushing us down there?
What if something's waiting
to kill somewhere?
We need to move with caution
if we intend to
get out of here alive!
[TAKUMA]
Okay, time out.
If I can't say "I'm the one
who made this dungeon,
we'll be fine. Follow me."
Then how do I get them to move?
They're clearly terrified,
so I can't leave them.
Guess I'll have to
Demon my way through it.
You can stay if you want.
But I won't pretend to be
afraid of nonsense.
I've invited you to join me,
but it's not a demand.
If you're coming,
then stay quiet!
[TAKUMA]
Please come with me!
Fine, you don't have to yell.
You okay?
That was pretty harsh.
[HORN]
Don't let it get to you.
[TAKUMA]
Oh come on, Rem, wake up!
[SHERA]
What the heck?
Diablo's been acting
like a jerk lately.
Yeah. I wonder if
he needs more sleep
or has lower GI issues.
I wish he'd tell us
so we can help.
Help what?
It could be that we
[TAKUMA] There are dudes
who hang out with girls
without this happening.
[DIABLO]
Virus Cloud!
[DIABLO]
Plasma Spear!
Way to go!
Horn, what's next?
Yay!
[SHERA] So hot, it's
too much! Make it stop!
[REM] Seriously, Elf?
Now's not the time!
Why's it so hard for you
to keep your clothes on?
[SHERA]
You're one to talk!
Uh-- [gasps]
Well, it must be the heat.
Whatever! I was just hot.
You're trying to advertise!
Not true! I'm hot, too!
All right, let's get
a move on--[gasps]
So hot.
Don't worry. We'll help you
clear this dungeon.
No matter what!
[TAKUMA] Wow, she really
does give a crap.
Right! What's the next question?
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A]
Question Number four!
Where does the
Spotted Snake live?
In the water, treetops,
or in holes?
Um, okay. This is
my turn, right?
Please stay calm.
You got this!
Water. Treetops.
Uh. No, those snakes
live in holes!
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A buzzes]
[ALL gasp]
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A] Incorrect!
I will now lower the gondola!
[ALL scream]
Is this the end?
--[TAKUMA] No! No! No!
--[REM] Diablo, help!
[TAKUMA]
This is not good.
If we don't get
the next question right,
the only clothing left
to lose is undies.
[ALL scream]
[TAKUMA] And then we'll all be
taking a dive into burning lava!
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A]
And now, our final question!
I know you'll get it, Lumachina!
Thanks!
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A]
This question is about
the "black book" monsters.
Which one of them
is the largest?
[TAKUMA]
We're dead.
Lumachina's hardly ever
been outside the Church.
There's no way
she knows anything
about the size of monsters!
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A] Here are
your choices. Legend--
It's the Legend Dragon!
[DUNGEON MASTER 4A]
That is correct!
[ALL]
We did it!
So close.
[TAKUMA gasps]
What?
Those are boobs! So are those!
They're everywhere!
[REM] Yes, please reveal
what's behind the second door.
[SHERA]
I can't take anymore hot stuff.
Diablo? What's the matter?
Oh, it's nothing.
[LUMACHINA]
Whoa! Where did they come from?
[HORN]
So many White Jagers!
[REM]
That's weird. They seem bored.
Almost like they're waiting
for something to happen.
This looks like a stage.
Are they here to see
a performance?
Wait, now that you mention it,
the door leading to
this dungeon floor said,
"Perform a lovely show
and the path shall open."
Could that mean
[DIABLO]
Brilliant! That's right!
[gasps]
You solved it.
If we sing and dance on
this stage for the monsters,
the next path will open
when they're satisfied.
I mean I've seen it
in other dungeons.
So, it wouldn't hurt to try it.
[TAKUMA] This was a
questionable creation.
It was during the time
when Cross Reverie
was doing a collab
with an idol game.
I figured it might be a fun
contribution to the project.
[REM] Whoever built this
needs a punch in the face.
They're clearly very intelligent
with a huge god-complex.
But they have the
creativity of a toddler.
[DIABLO gasps]
Are you kidding? This is fun!
I love to sing and dance!
I agree, Shera.
And it looks like we can keep
our clothes on for this one!
[HORN] You're kidding, right?
Look out there!
Those White Jagers
are incredibly strong!
So, I wouldn't chill yet.
If we fail to entertain
with our performance,
they'll attack us
and rip us to shreds!
[DIABLO] Listen up! If you wanna
to get past this floor alive,
then as of this moment,
you must call me "Producer"!
Um, are you changing careers?
[DIABLO]
Right. It's time for rehearsal!
One, two, one, two.
Step, jump, step, kick.
I need more!
One, two, one, two.
Step, jump, step, kick.
Bigger smiles!
One, two. Step, jump.
Up tempo!
One, two, step, jump,
one, two, step, jump,
one, two, step, jump, one!
[ALL panting]
[DIABLO] That was a difficult
lesson to endure.
Monsters or not,
performing is hard,
but I think the monsters
will enjoy your show!
[ALL] Demon Lord from
Another World, Go!
[music playing]
[ALL sigh]
We managed to get through
the whole thing alive.
[panting] Oh, uh. Right.
Figures you'd be into this, Elf.
Singing, and dancing,
and making no sense.
[SHERA giggles]
I had so much fun, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
It was the most fun
I've ever had in my life.
Yeah. Me, too. No regrets.
[WHITE JAGERS]
Core! Core!
Do you hear that?
Does this mean the Jagers
weren't satisfied?
[TAKUMA]
Will we have to fight them?
[WHITE JAGERS]
Encore! Encore! Encore!
Encore! Encore!
Never mind.
They want an encore.
Shall we do it again?
[ALL gasp]
We shall not!
[MONSTER BIRD 4A screeches]
I got it!
[REM gasps]
Look to your left!
Thanks!
Lightning Arrow!
This is not where
we wanna be, guys!
The monsters may be awful!
But if anyone of us
trips and falls, that's it!
Instant death!
This seems to be
the only open path.
[SHERA]
Then we gotta keep going!
Okay. Right.
[TAKUMA]
The strength of the monsters
and their attack patterns
are still exactly as I set them,
so they're pretty easy.
It's the fall I'm worried about!
There's no way I'd survive it!
[DIABLO]
What?
[DIABLO] A Flying Worm?
That's a Summon!
For real? But how?
No one mentioned
Summoners to me!
There are Summoners, Rem.
Explosion, go!
Who would even do that?
Lumachina, step back!
[TAKUMA]
A Trap Worm? For the love!
Lumachina, be on guard.
Um. Okay.
[GEWALT chuckles]
[gasps] No. Gewalt?
It's you!
It's been a long while.
Good to see me, isn't it?
Or is it awkward considering
you abandoned me last time?
The damage you caused
to my skin is irreversible.
I try, though.
My guess is you have no idea
how expensive skin care can be.
And because of that,
you must die!
[LUMACHINA screams]
Don't you dare
lay a hand on her!
[ALL gasp]
No! Why?
I don't like this ending!
Oh no! Not Horn!
You three go on ahead!
Are you kidding me?
Diablo! Diablo!
[DIABLO] I see. You're what
they call "uncharted land."
[ROSE] I don't really
know anything else.
My entire being exists
to serve my master.
[SHERA] The Demon Lord's army?
There are so many!