Level Up (2012) s02e04 Episode Script

[ WHISTLING ]
BOOMIE, COME HERE, BOY!
WHAT'S UP, RANGER JOHN?
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOOMERANG?
IT NEVER BOOMERED BACK TO ME.
IT WASN'
THE SAME BOOMERANG
THAT TOOK OUT THE WINDSHIELD
ON MY JEEP, WAS IT?
THAT'S WHY I'M DRIVING
THIS STUPID GOLF CART.
YES.
NO!
THIS IS A DIFFERENT ONE.
WELL, WATCH WHERE YOU THROW
THAT THING.
BEARS DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY
TO BOOMERANGS IN THE FACE.
WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUS
KEEP LOOKING FOR IT.
REMEMBER,
HERE IN THE WOODS,
WE TAKE ONLY PICTURES
AND LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS.
OH.
I'M WATCHING YOU.
[ WHISTLING ]
LOOKING FOR THIS,
YOUNG SQUIRE?
BOOMIE! YES!
YOU MADE I
AROUND THE WORLD!
WAIT A MINUTE.
WIZARD ROBES,
POINTY WIZARD HAT,
SWEET WIZARD BEARD.
YOU MUST BE A HIKER.
A WIZARD.
OR A WIZARD!
SECOND GUESS! BOO-YAH!
I WAS JUST GATHERING SOME
INGREDIENTS FOR MY POTIONS.
THAT'S GREAT AND ALL,
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO BARD YOU
BACK TO THE DIGITAL REALM.
SPLENDID. I CAN'T WAIT!
UH, BUT FIRST,
CAN I DO ONE THING?
AH, LET THE
NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN.
BE WARNED, BEARDED ONE.
I'M A REALLY GOOD BARGAINER.
LISTEN, YOUNGLING.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I WAN
TO DO BEFORE I LEAVE --
STAY.
SO, HOW ABOUT WE DO
MY THING FIRST,
AND THEN WE CAN DO
YOUR THING?
OKAY. YEAH.
WAIT.
DON'T THINK ABOUT I
TOO HARD.
JUST SHAKE ON IT!
HA HA HA HA.
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.
AND TELL YOU WHAT,
KIND SIR --
IN RETURN FOR
YOUR VERY WISE DECISION,
I'LL GIVE YOU ONE FREE POTION
TO USE ANYTIME YOU WANT.
NOW, DON'T LOSE
THAT COUPON.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN
YOU MIGHT NEED A POTION.
YEAH, I OUTSMARTED
THAT SKILLET HEAD.
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
I'M BORKED! IT'S OVER!
[ GROANS ]
CAREFUL, WYATT.
DON'T HURT YOUR BRAIN.
IT'S THE BEST THING
YOU GOT GOING FOR YOU.
THE DEBATE QUALIFIER FOR THE
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP IS TOMORROW,
AND WE CAN'T COMPETE 'CAUSE I'M
THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THE TEAM!
DUDE, WHAT DID YOU DO
TO YOUR TEAMMATES?NOTHING!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EXPLOSION
AT THE MALL?[ ALL GASP ]
WELL, WHEN I TOLD
JIM AND DAVIS ABOUT IT,
THEY FELL OVER
AND GOT CONCUSSIONS!
NOW THEY'RE ON STRICT BRAIN RES
FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK.
WHAT'S "BRAIN REST"?
UH, DO NOT WORRY
ABOUT THAT, DANTE.
YOU'RE ALWAYSON BRAIN REST.
NOW I NEED TO FIND TWO MORE
PEOPLE FOR THE DEBATE TEAM
OR ALL MY HARD WORK
WILL GO TO WASTE.
[ WHISTLING ]
ANGIE, LYLE [CHUCKLES]
WOULD YOU GUYS DO ME A SOLID
AND JOIN THE TEAM?
PLEASE?
[ SIGHS ]
I'M KIND OF LAZY, SOI'M KIND OF BUSY.
I'LL DO IT.
ANGIE, LYLE. COME ON!
FREE MILKSHAKES FOR A WEEK.
WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
FEED ME.FINE.
YES! HA HA!
KIND OF HOPING YOU GUYS
WOULD VOLUNTEER,
BUT IT'S FINE
THAT I HAVE TO BRIBE YOU.
FYI -- THE DEBATE IS FOCUSED
ON ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES,
SO FOREST RANGER JOHN
WILL BE MODERATING.
HEY.
I'LL BE ON YOUR TEAM.
ME AND RANGER JOHN
GO WAY BACK.
I'VE BROKEN A BUNCH
OF HIS STUFF.
I THINK THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY
HURT US MORE THAN HELP US.[ BELL RINGS ]
UH, BUT I'M GREA
AT DEBATING.
ME AND BARBARA ARGUE
ALL THE TIME.
JUST TRY AND TELL ME
I CAN'T CAMP OUT ON THE ROOF.
THANKS FOR THE OFFER, DANTE,
BUT I ONLY NEED TWOTEAMMATES.
OH. I GET IT.
LET ME MAKE THIS EASY
FOR YOU.
YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM.
SEE? NOW I'M IN.
PROBLEM SOLVED.
SO WHEN DO WE PRACTICE?
DANTE, LET ME PUT THIS IN WORDS
THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
OKAY. YOU KNOW,
"SMARTIFICATIONS"
AREN'T EXACTLY
YOUR STRONG SUIT.
AND THAT IS TOTALLY FINE
BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
AT A LOT OF OTHER THINGS.
RIGHT, GUYS?
UMYEAH! LIKE, UH,
CHASING SQUIRRELS.
OH,
AND BURYING THINGS!
WHEW!YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CHEW TOY
I GAVE YOU, HUH?
I WAS BURYING IT,
AND THEN SOME SQUIRREL STOLE IT.
I CHASED AFTER HIM,
BUT HE GOT AWAY.
MM, MM, MM.
POINT IS, ANGIE AND LYLE
ARE GONNA BE
ON MY DEBATE TEAM.
WHATEVER.
I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS.
OKAY, I FORGO
WHERE HISTORY CLASS IS,
SO I'M GONNA NEED
TO FOLLOW YOU.
BUT AFTER THAT
WE'RE DONE.
IT'S THIS WAY.
[ BELL RINGS ]
I CA-- I CAN'T BELIEVE WYAT
DOESN'T THINK I'M SMART ENOUGH
TO BE
ON HIS DEBATE TEAM.
I FEEL YA.
I WANTED TO MODERATE
THE DEBATE.
BUT MS. ELMHURST SAYS
I'M DANGEROUSLY UNQUALIFIED?
RIGHT?BUT I HAVE A CERTIFICATE
FROM MY ANGER-MANAGEMENT CLASS
THAT SAYS OTHERWISE.
OR AT LEAST I WILL
IN A COUPLE WEEKS
AFTER I PASS
THEIR STUPID TEST!
[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BLARING STOPS, AIR WHOOSHES ]
HAPPY PLACE, HAPPY PLACE,
HAPPY PLACE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO
TO SHOW THEM?
PULL ME AROUND
IN A CHARIOT?
NO.
START MY OWN DEBATE TEAM.
YES! THAT IS IT!
NOT RIGHT NOW.
[ SHUDDERS ] WYATT'S WRONG.
IF I'M NOT START,
THEN HOW DID I GE
THIS SPARKLY COUPON?
HOW DIDI GE
THIS SPARKLY COUPON?
OH, YEAH.
A WIZARD GAVE IT TO ME!
[ HUMMING ]
OPEN.
Barbara:
READ THE SIGN, DANTE.
"REMEMBER TO PULL."
OHH!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
SORRY!
YOUSURPRISED ME!
I'M HEADING TO THE WOODS
TO FIND AN OLD BEARDED MAN.
HUH.
WELL, TAKE A COAT.
IT'S CHILLY OUTSIDE.
ANDIT'S GONNA RAIN.
I DON'T NEED A COAT,
BARBARA.
I THINK I'D KNOW
IF IT WAS COLD OUT. SHEESH.
[ Chuckling ] OKAY, WELL,
DON'T COMPLAIN TO THE OLD
BEARDED MAN WHEN YOU GET COLD.
MR. WIZARD, I'D LIKE
TO CASH THIS PUPPY IN
FOR A TOUR
OF YOUR CANDY FACTORY.
I ONLY MAKE POTIONS.
THEN I'LL TAKE
ONE OF THOSE.
[ TING! ]
ONE FREE POTION
COMING RIGHT UP.
AH, LET'S SEE.
I HAVE A POTION
TO MAKE YOU SMELL BETTER,
TO MAKE YOU TALLER
OOH!
TO FIX YOUR TEETH.
OH, I DON'T NEED THOSE.[ TING! ]
IF YOU SAY SO.
I NEED A POTION
TO MAKE ME SUPER SMART.
I WAS ABOU
TO SUGGEST THAT.
MM! YES!
AHH!
THIS WILL INCREASE
YOUR INTELLIGENCE NINEFOLD.
PERHAPS TENFOLD
IN YOUR CASE.
AH, JUST SO LONG AS YOU KNOW,
WHEN IT WEARS OFF, IT'LL MAKE --
YEAH, LESS TALKING,
MORE POTIONING!
[ STAMMERS ]
[ GULPING ]
THANKS.
WHY WOULD YOU THROW MY TINY
GLASS BOTTLE, YOU RAPSCALLION?
I REUSE THEM BECAUSE I REDUCE,
REUSE, AND RECYCLE!
SORRY.
OH, WELL,
NOT A BIG PROBLEM.
IN FACT, SOON
IT WILL ONLY BE A TINY ONE.
HEY, THAT'S A FUN GAME TO PLAY
WITH YOUR FINGERS!
AAH!
[ SHUDDERS ]
MEOW.
[ LAUGHS,
INHALES SHARPLY ]
DRAGON'S BREATH!
[ Distorted voice ]
I CAN FEEL THE SMARTNESS
COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS.
[ Normal voice ] BRR.
IT'S ONLY 48 DEGREES
FAHRENHEIT.
OR IN CELSIUS --
8.8 DEGREES.
IT IS COLD,
AND IT IS RAINING.
BARBARA WAS RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE WORN A COAT.
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
CHECK OUT THESE MATCHING
ECO-FRIENDLY T-SHIRTS
THAT I ORDERED FOR
THE ECO-DEBATE ON FRIDAY.
WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF PACKAGING
FOR THREE T-SHIRTS.
"RESOLVED:
THERE'S NO DEBATING IT --
WE'RE THE BEST DEBATE TEAM
IN THE STATE."
"IF YOU DO DEBATE US,
YOU WILL LOSE."
CATCHY, RIGHT?
I MIGHT NOT WEAR THAT,
IF THAT'S COOL.
[ CHUCKLES ] SPEAKING
OF FASHION DISASTERS
[ "POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE"
PLAYS ]
[ PIPE BUBBLES ]
WHAT'S UP, DANTE?
HMM, WHAT IS UP DEPENDS ON
THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE SUBJECT.
SO IN MY CASE,
YOUARE IN FACT WHAT IS UP.
[ LAUGHS LOUDLY ]
DUDE
WHY WEREN'T YOU
AT THE SKATE PARK YESTERDAY?
HMM, THE CHANCE
OF PRECIPITATION
AND SUBSEQUEN
REDUCED FRICTION
MADE IT TOO DANGEROUS
AN ENDEAVOR.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
HOW'S IT GOING?
NOPE.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
DANTE, WHY ARE YOU WEARING
THAT JACKET?
IT'S TWEED, ANGIE.
AND IT HAPPENS TO BE
A MOISTURE-RESISTAN
AND DURABLE FABRIC IDEAL
FOR INFORMAL OUTERWEAR.
OH, I'M AWARE.
DANTE, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
ALL THOSE BIG WORDS?
DID YOU FALL HEADFIRS
INTO A DICTIONARY?
[ LAUGHS ]
NO.
SINCE OUR LAST ENCOUNTER,
I'VE DECIDED AGAINST JOINING
WYATT'S FOOLISH DEBATE TEAM,
DESPITE THE FAC
HE NEVER ASKED ME,
AND INSTEAD I WILL FORM
MY OWN TEAM
AND EAT YOU UP
LIKE IT'S SECOND BREAKFAST.
REALLY? [ CLAPS HANDS ]
OKAY, DANTE. GO FOR IT.
OH, BELIEVE ME.
I WILL.
[ LAUGHS ] MM. YES.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
[ SIGHS ]
NOW I JUST NEED
A THIRD PERSON
WHO CAN SIT THERE
AND DO NOTHING
WHILE I CARRY THE TEAM
TO VICTORY.[ SNORING ]
REGGIE!
WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR
OF JOINING MY DEBATE TEAM?
LITTLE TO NOTHING
WILL BE REQUIRED OF YOU.
WORKS FOR ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
Mr. Spenader:
DANTE ONTERO.
THERE'S NO TALKING
AND PASSING NOTES DURING CLASS.
YOU MUST REALLY LOVE
DETENTION, DON'T YOU?
TELL YOU WHAT, MR. SPENADER.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
I WILL HAPPILY SERVE
DOUBLE MY DETENTION
IF I FAIL TO CORRECTLY ANSWER
ANY HISTORY QUESTION
YOU ASK OF ME RIGHT NOW.
No, man.
ALL RIGHT, DANTE.
YOU'RE ON.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WHAT YEAR
DID BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
FLY A KITE IN A STORM,
PROVING THAT LIGHTNING
IS ELECTRICITY?
WRONG!
I MEAN, RIGHT.
[ CLASSMATES GASP ]
SORRY, I REALLY EXPECTED THA
TOGO THE OTHER WAY.
Whoa.
How'd you do that?
Made a deal with a wizard.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
[ BUBBLING ]
[ GOLF CART APPROACHES ]
[ BRAKE ENGAGES ]
HOWDY.
OH, HELLO, SIR.
LISTEN,
I HATE TO DO THIS,
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CAMP
HERE WITHOUT A PERMIT.
OH, I'M NOT CAMPING.
WELL, YOU STILL NEED A PERMIT,
WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.
WHICH IS?
I'M MAKING A POTION
TO SHRINK THIS PLANET DOWN
TO THE SIZE OF A MARBLE.
OF COURSE.
YOU SEE?
WONDERFUL PLAY TOYS.
[ FAINT SCREAMING ]
FIRST, I MUST SPRINKLE
SLEEPING DUST ON EVERYONE
SO THEY'RE ASLEEP
DURING THE SHRINKING PROCESS.
I'M NOT FOLLOWING.
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
WELL, I CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER
ARGON 57 SITUATION ON MY HAND.
OHH, YES, WELL, I'VE LEARNED
FROM MY MISTAKES.
GOTCHA.
WELL, THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
CARRY ON, THEN.
WHY DO ALL THE CRACKPOTS
HANG OUT IN THE WOODS?
[ SIGHS ]
I NEED TO PLAN
MORE POISON IVY.
[ SNORES ]
IT'S ALREADY 3:05.
WE'RE LOSING PRECIOUS
DEBATE TIME, PEOPLE.
SIR, I BEG TO DIFFER.
WHATIS TIME?
NOT YET.
And you're on my team!
NOW, WHERE IS RANGER JOHN
SO WE CAN GE
THAT DEBATE PARTY STARTED?
[ Chuckling ] HEY.
DON'T WORRY, WYATT.
TEAM MR. ONTERO
AND SOME RANDOM HALF-WITS
WON'T NEED MUCH TIME
OUTSMARTING YOU GUYS.
AM I RIGHT, GUS?
LET ME REVISE THAT.
IWON'T NEED MUCH TIME
TO OUTSMART YOU GUYS.
[ BELL RINGS ]
OKAY, DEBATERS,
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
OUR MODERATOR, RANGER JOHN, IS.
HE'S PROBABLY HIKING
OR FISHING
OR NAPPING
ON A SUN-KISSED ROCK.
COME TO THINK OF IT,
I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'D COME HERE,
GIVEN HIS OTHER OPTIONS.
SO DOES THAT MEAN
WE'RE DONE HERE?
I'LL DO IT!
[ ZAPPING ]
I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR TEACHING CERTIFICATE.
ABSOLUTELY.
I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE
IN MY
[ Sighing ] FINE.
I'LL BE THE HERO
AND STEP IN.
HA HA, YES.
BUT MY TRUCK IS PARKED
IN A LOADING ZONE,
SO NO RAMBLING.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
SIT, SIT, SIT.
OKAY.
SO, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT TEAM
WYATT AND THE WISECRACKERS
UH, I NEVER AGREED
TO THAT NAME.
VERSUS TEAM MR. ONTERO
AND SOME RANDOM HALF-WITS.
WHAT'S A HALF-WIT?
OH, THIS OUGHT TO BE QUICK.[ BELL DINGS ]
LET THE BRAIN GAMES BEGIN!
RESOLVED:
COMMERCIAL FISHING
MUST BE FURTHER REGULATED
TO CURTAIL ITS IMPAC
ON THE ECOLOGY OF THE OCEANS.
ACCORDING TO THE U.N. FOOD
AND AGRICULTURAL ORGANIZATION,
MORE THAN 70% OF THE WORLD'S
FISH SPECIES ARE DEPLETED.
ADDITIONALLY, THE NETS
AND TRAPS UTILIZED BY
COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN
INADVERTENTLY CAPTURE AND KILL
A NUMBER OF MARINE MAMMALS.
[ BELL DINGS ]
TIME-OUT.[ BELL DINGS ]
OKAY, DANTE.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I ELOQUENTLY ANSWERED
A QUESTION.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING
NORMAL DANTE WOULD DO.
DID YOU STEAL SOMETHING
FROM THE BOOTY BOX?
NO.DON'T LIE TO US, DANTE.
'CAUSE I'VE GOT WAYS
OF FINDING OUT THE TRUTH.
And they ain't pretty.
YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IDIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
BUT INSTEAD YOUHAVE REALIZED
HOW SMART I REALLY AM.
DANTE!
ORI GOT AN INTELLIGENCE POTION
FROM A KINDLY WIZARD.
WHO KNOWS?
EITHER SCENARIO IS POSSIBLE.
YOU GOT A POTION
FROM A WIZARD?!
DID YOU BARD HIM?
ME AND THE WIZARD
BOTH AGREED
THAT I WOULD BARD HIM
AFTER I LET HIM STAY.
WAIT A SECOND.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
ANYWAY, I'M SURE HE'S NOT DOING
ANYTHING DESTRUCTIVE.
YES, FRANKLY,
KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW,
THAT WAS GROSSLY IRRESPONSIBLE
OF ME.
[ CLEARS THROAT ][ BELL DINGS ]
I HAVE AN IMPORTAN
ANNOUNCEMENT, EVERYBODY.
NOW, I'M SURE THERE'S NO NEED
TO PANIC,
BUT RANGER JOHN
IS NOT ANSWERING HIS CELLPHONE
OR HIS WALKIE-TALKIE,
SO A SEARCH TEAM
HAS GONE OUT!
[ SCREAMING ]
PEOPLE,
LET'S KEEP IT TOGETHER.
RANGER JOHN WOULD HAVE WANTED I
THAT WAY.
GEE, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED
TO RANGER JOHN, DANTE.
LOOK, THE WOODS ARE
A DANGEROUS PLACE, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S BEARS
AND BOOMERANGS,
AND, YEAH,
IT WAS PROBABLY MY WIZARD.
[ BELL DINGS ]Ms. Elmhurst:
ROUND TWO. TAKE YOUR SEATS.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT.
I'LL USE MY NEW
SMARTIFIED THINK BOX.
DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR BRAIN
A "THINK BOX"?
[ GURGLING ]
[ SHUDDERS, GROWLS ]
OH, NO.
IT'S WEARING OFF,
ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
OOH.
AND THIS CAN'T BE GOOD,
EITHER
RIGHT?
What are we gonna do?
We got to get out of here.
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEM HERE!
[ GASPS ]WHAT? WHAT?
DUDE! WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ARMS?
UH, PEN BLEW UP.
I-I WAS CHEWING ON
A REALLY BIG PEN AT LUNCH,
AND IT EXPLODED.
[ GASPS ] MS. ELMHURST!
WE HAVE TO CALL THE DEBATE OFF
RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE BLUEBERRY-ITIS!
FOR REAL THIS TIME.
ANDI THINK
IT'S CONTAGIOUS.
SEE, THISIS
THE DANTE I REMEMBER --
TRYING TO GET OU
OF DOING SCHOOLWORK
AND DESTROYING
SCHOOL SUPPLIES,
DUMPING PEN INK
ALL OVER HIMSELF.
SERIOUSLY, EVERYBODY
BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE EVERYONE TURNS
INTO BLUEBERRIES.
AND THEN BEARS WILL EAT US.
WELL, IT'LL BE
AN ACTION-PACKED DEBATE, THEN.
YOU [MUTTERS]
YOU GOT ME, MS. ELMHURST.
I CAN'T FOOL YOU.
GUESS I'LL JUST LOSE
THIS DEBATE.
YEAH.
[ MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS ]
MM. AT LEAST I KNOW
I'M HAVING A BETTER DAY
THAT WHOEVER'S TRUCK
IS GETTING TOWED OUT THERE.
TRUCK.
NOT MY RHONDA.
SORRY, I GOTTA GO.
TEAM HALF-WITS WIN.
[ BELL DINGS ]
TOURNAMENT'S OVER!
YES!
WHAT?!
[ BELL RINGS ]
DUDE, I CANNOT BELIEVE
HOW LUCKY YOU GOT.
THAT TOW TRUCK SHOWED UP
JUSTIN TIME.
OH, THERE WAS
NO TOW TRUCK.
I JUST MADE THAT UP TO GET US
OUT OF THAT DUMB "REBATE."
IT'S "DEBATE."
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MADE THAT UP?
I NEVER COULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT.
DANTE, I GOT TO ADMIT,
WHEN IT COMES TO WINNING
BY DOING EVERYTHING WRONG,
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
HEY, I MAY NOT KNOW MUCH
ABOUT DEBATING,
BUT I KNOW THAT LADY
LOVES THAT TRUCK!
YEAH!
YEAH, YEAH.
WIZARD?
OH!
AND HERE ARE SEVERAL
VERY REAL-LOOKING COUPONS
I'M HOPING YOU WILL TAKE
IN EXCHANGE
FOR AN ANTIDOTE
AH.
TO MY BLUENESS.
WHERE DID YOU GET THESE?
YOU ARE A WIZARD
OF SUCH POWER
TO DUPLICATE MY PARCHMEN
THREEFOLD.
IT'S CALLED
A COPY MACHINE.
[ Deep voice ]
BUT ONLY A POWERFUL WIZARD
WITH THE FACULTY PASSWORD
CAN USE IT.
AHH.
THIS OUGHT TO DO
THE TRICK.
I-I TRIED TO WARN YOU
ABOUT THE BLUE, BUT
[ GULPING ]
AHH.
[ Normal voice ] YEAH, YEAH,
I GOT WHAT I NEEDED, THANKS.
HEY, HEY!
I BELIEVE YOU RECYCLE.
[ SLURPING, SHUDDERING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NO MORE BLUE!
I'M NORMALISH AGAIN!
OOH, THANK YOU!
AHH.
SO, WHAT EXACTLY
ARE YOU COOKING?
A POTION TO SHRINK YOUR PLANE
TO FIT INTO MY POCKET.
YOU WANT TO SHRINK OUR PLANE
TO FIT IN YOUR POCKET?
EVIL ALL THE WAY!
TULTA MUNILLE!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
AAH!
DANTE, MOVE!
[ WARPED TALKING ]
[ THUD ]
FLASHUS GORDONUS!
[ SIGHS ]
WHEW!
WELL, I LEARNED
MY LESSON TODAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
WHOA! HE LEFT HIS BAG FULL
OF POTIONS.
LET'S DRINK 'EM ALL.
NO, NO, I'LL GET THEM!
I'LLGET THEM!
[ SNORES ]AWW, LOOK AT WYATT.
SO PEACEFUL.
MAYBE HE'S DREAMING HE ACTUALLY
WON THAT DEBATE TOURNAMENT.
YEAH, PROBABLY.
I'VE READ HIS DREAM JOURNAL.
IT'S LIKE A MANUAL
ON HOW TO INSTALL A HARD DRIVE.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S, UH,
CARRY RANGER JOHN
BACK TO HIS CAR
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
CAN WE TAKE HIS GOLF CAR
AND TRY TO JUMP OVER
RANGER JOHN BEFOREHE WAKES UP?
NO!
NO!
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE SHOULD TRY TO JUMP OVER
RANGER JOHN ANDWYATT.
NO!
WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
[ FAINT SCREAMING ]
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
WHAT SOUND?
UH, THAT SOUND,
WHEN I FLICKED MY MARBLE.
LIKE THIS?[ FAINT SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M PRETTY SURE
THOSE ARE THE TINY PEOPLE
ON THESE TINY
LITTLE PLANETS.
FROM THE GAME.
THESE ARE THE WIZARD'S
TOY PLANETS?!
YEAH, THEY WERE LEFT OVER
AFTER WE BARDED HIM.
OH, RIGHT.
YOU WERE ASLEEP.
OKAY, GAME TIME IS OVER.
OH, WE NEVER GET TO PLAY
WITH TINY PLANETS!
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA.
OHH.
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]