Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s02e04 Episode Script

This is the world's tiniest house,
and today,
I'm moving into it all by myself.
Salish thinks she is super independent
and can handle living alone,
so today, if she passes
ten Home Alone Challenges,
she gets to live in this house
for an entire week.
You are gonna be out on your butt
by 5:00 p.m. if you don't pay your rent.
Okay.
Hurry, Dad, come on.
You have ten minutes to fully unpack
everything in your suitcase
and move into your new house.
- One, two, three, go.
- [beeping]
[rock music playing]
Whoa! This is so cool.
I'm gonna be watching
everything Salish does on this monitor,
and she has no idea.
- Dad, I know you're watching this.
- Okay, so I guess it's pretty obvious.
I'm watching so I can make sure
she passes every challenge.
If you step one foot into this house,
you automatically lose and I win,
because when I'm living alone,
you're not gonna be here.
It's a little bit tight,
but this is awesome.
Look at how good it is, Sandy.
[laughing] Such a small space!
I might have overpacked a little bit,
but I'll make it work.
Let's just get started.
Wow! This is awesome.
Look at how mini, like, this kitchen is.
Shower is perfect.
It's like the perfect size.
How exactly do you get up there?
I'll figure it out later.
Sandy, wait a second.
I'm gonna go set the bed.
Just give me a minute. All right, guys.
Whenever Salish starts vlogging,
I get concerned
'cause that means she's up to something.
I don't want Sandy to hear this
and I just want you guys to hear this,
but basically, originally,
I had a huge idea
of setting, like, a huge party in here,
so maybe my dad will step foot in it,
but now I have an even better idea,
so you guys will just have to wait.
It's so cool! Oh my God.
I rented this house on Airbnb for a week.
It's ready for her
if she wins the challenge.
She brought in an entire suitcase
of her own stuff just to make it personal.
Hopefully, I didn't bring too much stuff.
Bro, where is the zipper?
There's no zipper. It's a code.
I don't know what the code is.
123? Let's try that.
- [buzzer sounds]
- Bruh.
She has less than ten minutes
to fully move in,
and then I'm sending some special guests
for the next challenge.
- [Sandy] You gotta hurry.
- I'm very aware of that. Thank you.
I'm just gonna guess, like,
the most common…
Maybe 000…
[bell chimes]
Eyy, yeah! Let's go, bro.
I'm wondering what Salish brought
in this huge suitcase
in a tiny house to live for a week.
This is a picture from Steamboat.
These look like the exact same size.
Sandy, can you take that?
Whenever we go anywhere,
the first thing she does is unpack,
but it takes her
a lot longer than ten minutes.
I don't know if she can do this.
Perfect! Nice little abstract art.
That photo is from Steamboat, Colorado,
where she loves. We go there every year.
Sheets and a pillow.
- Oopsies.
- [clattering]
I need to pass all of these challenges,
because living here for a week
would actually be a dream.
Time's ticking. Let's go.
Very cute. Me and Boomer.
Aww! She brought her Lifetime Crystal.
So I guess there's no closet.
Here's my outfits for the next week.
Parents, talk to me.
You can raise two kids the exact same way,
and they're totally different.
- Sandy, show a photo of Salish's bedroom.
- [whirring]
[Jordan] And Hudson's.
See what I'm saying?
I packed for the whole week
because I just know I'm gonna pass
all of these challenges.
She's not gonna pass the challenges.
They get harder.
Bro, I really gotta hurry this up.
So you guys see, this is my perspective.
I'm not that far away. I can't see through
the windows, but I can see here.
When I'm living by myself, I'm gonna make
everything I'm not allowed to eat,
like sweets.
Another picture of Boomer and I.
[Sandy] Gotta hurry.
- Yes! I'm kinda aware of that.
- [crunch]
- Thank you very mu…
- [record scratch]
[laughs]
- Oh no.
- I think I broke it.
No one has to see that.
She's breaking her photos.
Makeup in the kitchen. Always works.
When you have people over,
you gotta make sure your house is clean.
She's got people comin' over in five,
but she doesn't know.
I don't have any room for broken glass,
so you know what?
Throw it out here.
Don't worry, guys. I'll get that later.
- [glass smashes]
- [Salish] Perfect.
Did she just throw that out the window?
This is, like, a mini table. All right.
I can get done all of my homework.
She's makin' it work. You gotta
make sure you're set up to do homework.
She looks a lot more grown up
than she used to, right?
She's grown up in front of all of you,
and one day, she will actually live alone.
Lauren and I are not ready for that day,
I'll be honest.
Dad, I'm gonna pass all the challenges.
I'm going to live here all week.
One day in this house with me parked here
and Sandy filming her in there,
I'm fine with that.
But if she's here alone for
an entire week, I'm gonna freak out.
And we're unpacked. Neat house.
Say is running out of time.
She's about to lose this challenge.
I'm gonna let her know.
There. That's cute.
- [ringing]
- This place looks so neat and good.
- My phone?
- [Sandy] Yeah.
- Hello?
- Dude, you only have 25 seconds left.
- What?
- If you leave any mess, you lose.
When you live alone, you gotta be neat.
- You're gonna lose!
- Okay, okay! Bye! Bye! Um…
Twenty-four, twenty-three…
[laughing] You're gonna lose
the first one!
- Fifteen.
- [Salish] Hurry, bro.
Last ten seconds, Say.
- Five, four, three…
- All right! I'm done.
- Two, one!
- I'm done!
That's… Aah, that's not straight.
Done! Sandy, show me the entire house.
[Sandy] You got it. Here's the tour.
Let me see those notebooks.
That's not perfectly lined up.
I like it like that.
You brought the picture of Boomer.
That's sweet. Where's the photo of me?
Uh, sorry. I forgot that one.
[gasps] Looks like you passed
the first challenge.
- Eyy!
- Meet me outside for your next challenge.
She passed. It's gonna get harder.
I've chosen three potential roommates,
but two of them would be
terrible choices for Salish.
So if she picks one of them,
she automatically loses this challenge.
I need to know that she is a good judge of
character in order for her to live alone.
My name is Alexandra.
I'm a little bit spoiled, I've been told.
I hate mess.
I can't go near dirt. It's…
I don't clean.
I have people for that. Okay?
My name is Elizabeth,
and I'm the best roommate ever.
I keep to myself.
I don't play music very loud.
I do my own dishes. I'm pretty clean.
And… I'm nice.
My name is Monica,
and I'm a great roommate.
All my other roommates would
always blame me for stuff,
but it's insane because
I never do anything wrong.
It was never my fault.
It was always their fault. Duh.
All three of these women are actors
playing these characters.
One of them is super chill.
They'd be an easy, great roommate.
The other two are nightmares.
Let's see how easy it is for Salish
to figure out which is the good one.
- What do you want?
- Can I come in?
Yeah, if you wanna lose.
I'm gonna send three
potential roommates over,
but only one of them is a good roommate.
The other two are terrible,
and if you pick them,
you lose this challenge.
- All right.
- Can I see the house?
- Nope. I'm trying to enjoy my free time.
- No--
I know when someone is
a fake friend or a real friend,
but the worst roommate?
I don't know. I'm a little but scared.
Here's the roommates.
They're about to go in.
- [knocking]
- Oh gosh. They're here. Phew.
- All right. Hello!
- Hi! Oh my God.
[Salish] Hi, how are you guys?
Isn't it big here?
I can give you a tour. Super nice.
- [Elizabeth] It's… cute.
- It's a little small.
- It's…
- It's not small, no.
Whoa! This is the bathroom?
No, it's awesome.
All of them are finding it
a little tight in there.
Salish, this is cute.
We can have dinner here together.
We can get a dog, and he'll sit here.
I only see one bed.
So is there enough space for both of us?
Oh yeah.
I've seen these
tiny house trends on YouTube
but this is smaller than any of 'em.
[upbeat banjo music playing]
All right.
Ready for your roommate interview?
- Yeah.
- I was born ready.
What would your last roommate say
that is most irritating to you?
All her stuff went missing,
and she blamed me. It's crazy.
Nothing. I'm perfect.
Maybe I left a dish out overnight.
- Okay.
- But it's usually gone in the morning.
Are there any specific behaviors
you cannot tolerate?
The two "bad roommates" are actually
acting like they would be
the best roommates ever,
so they might fool Salish.
I will literally listen to anything.
I will do anything.
I am super tolerant as well.
I'm the most easygoing roommate
you'll ever meet.
What if Salish picks the wrong one?
That would be such a bummer,
to lose on challenge number two.
- Bad smells?
- True.
Oh my gosh.
I hate when somebody smells bad.
Dude, it's the worst.
How much of a neat freak are you?
I wouldn't say freak, but I'm clean.
Growing up, my maid… I mean,
I would clean everything up in the house.
- Did you say maid?
- What? Who said maid? [laughs]
Definitely not too neat,
but not, like, not neat. Just…
Whatever you want. I can do that.
Salish is taking it seriously,
taking a lot of notes.
[Salish] Okay!
They are, like, practically
begging to be her roommate.
Say, don't fall for this kind of person.
I'm sleeping up here,
so we need to figure out
where you guys would sleep.
- So this little cute nook--
- No, no, no.
- I can… It looks so comfy.
- I can completely fit up there.
Are they gonna get up there?
- Can you stop for a second?
- Like, can you…
- Is there a stool anywhere?
- I can totally…
- I can--
- I can fit right here.
- I'm good, so…
- [Alexandra] Looks comfy.
- [Monica] I just--
- [Alexandra] I can do it.
- You wanna stop?
- [Monica] Can you stop? I can sleep here.
Okay.
It's time for the next part
of the interview.
- What is it?
- Chores!
Oh. Yay! So fun!
I'm gonna tell you guys a secret.
Elizabeth is the good roommate.
Your chore is to make your bed.
- Do you make your bed every morning?
- Okay!
- Uh, yeah, I do. Do you?
- Yeah, I love to make my bed.
- It's the best way to start the day.
- Do you tuck the sheets in or leave them?
You gotta tuck 'em.
Yeah. Same! Anyways,
I'm gonna go downstairs for five minutes.
- Best of luck. Have fun!
- Okay. Thanks.
Your task is to wash the dishes.
- Yay! So…
- I got that, queen. Don't worry about it.
Okay. Salish wants me to do the dishes.
I can do this. Do the dishes.
Just do the dishes. Do the dishes!
[whimpering]
I touched a dish! I touched a…
Alexandra is super spoiled.
She thinks she's better than anybody else.
I'm sure you know someone like that.
You can do this.
Daddy didn't raise a wimp.
Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God!
It's just ketchup.
This should be a job for the maid. Okay?
Like, where… where's the maid?
Oh my God. This kid is so spoiled.
She can't even touch a dish.
I'm just here to check up on the dishes.
- Let's see how they are.
- Oh. I…
- The thing… Uh… um…
- [Salish] Oh.
[dishes clattering]
These aren't even clean at all.
[Alexandra] I… I… I… I cleaned…
- It looks clean to me!
- It's dirty. How about you try cleaning?
- No, no, no. I cleaned around…
- What's wrong? It's just a dirty plate.
If you wanna be my roommate,
you kinda have to do dishes.
Do you wanna go do this one now?
- Just to make sure you can do it?
- I already did them, I swear!
- It looks clean to me.
- They don't look done.
I can't do this anymore!
I have a maid for this.
I have well-manicured hands
that are perfectly moisturized.
They don't touch filth! Okay?
I'm out of this pathetic
little tiny home. [shudders]
- What?
- [Alexandra] Mommy!
Salish was supposed to have
a decision about which to eliminate,
but she just eliminated herself.
The task I wanna see you do is
taking out the trash.
Cool. Easy.
Plastic goes in the recycling,
and the trash goes in the trash.
- Totally. Save the turtles, right?
- Obviously.
Can you just take this bin
down to the end of the street?
Yeah, totally.
Monica is super untrustworthy,
and she's been told to take out the trash,
but I have a feeling
she's gonna do somethin' else.
Could you just bring this down too?
Thank you.
If you've ever had a friend who lies
to your face or talks behind your back,
that's Monica.
[buzzer sounds]
Perfect.
That's actually perfect.
I'm gonna send in a crazy neighbor
to drive Salish crazy.
And if she loses her temper,
she loses the challenge.
Here's the neighbor right now.
- You guys are the final two…
- [knocking at door]
Oh. Hi?
- Hi.
- Who are you?
Karen, your neighbor.
There was some trash down at the bottom
of this driveway that was spilling…
Wait, trash?
I've lived in places with crazy neighbors.
[chuckling] Salish is about to have
that same experience.
- I didn't drop any trash.
- [Karen scoffs]
That trash can down there
has your address on it.
- [static buzzing]
- This is my neighborhood.
- My neighborhood!
- Isn't this my neighborhood too?
You just move in today, and you think
it's your neighborhood? [laughs]
You little immature girl.
Salish is gonna have
to calm the neighbor down
by doing exactly what she says
in order to win this challenge.
But I haven't told Salish
anything about this neighbor.
So she has to go on her own instinct.
Why are you dressed like that?
How old are you?
How old are you?
45. And how old are you?
You're kind of dressed
pretty casually for 14.
You're dressed pretty casually for…
- 80, did you say?
- [scoffs]
Oh, she's giving it to her.
There's a little dress code
in this neighborhood.
What's the dress code?
Well, it's certainly nicer
than those crummy sweatpants
and those skanky shoes.
- [Salish] What?
- [Karen] You actually go out that way?
My outfit's good.
You're wearing skinny jeans.
- [Karen] Uh, look…
- Those were out a couple years ago.
She's being super sassy to the neighbor.
Interesting choice.
- What are you gonna do about the trash?
- Monica?
She's trying to get Monica to go, okay.
What, me? I would never do that. Come on!
All of the other neighbors, they listen to
me because I run this neighborhood, and…
- What are you doing?
- Oh, nothing.
By the way, does it look good?
- I…
- Anyways, keep on going.
I just want a nice neighborhood.
That's not a lot to ask for.
All right. I'll clean it up.
Come with me, young lady.
I wanna show you something.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Here they come. She's gonna lose it.
Watch this. This might get Salish crazy.
- Over here is my property.
- All right.
Over here is yours.
If I see you on this side, guess what?
I'm gonna call the police, that's what.
She's trying to push Salish's buttons.
If Salish gets angry,
she loses the challenge.
It's getting harder and harder
to fool Salish nowadays.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Get over there.
- My bad.
Get over there.
[laughing]
Go clean up that mess down there.
- Bro.
- Thank you.
What is her deal? Oh my gosh.
Salish doesn't mind
doing the trash at all,
but she does mind getting blamed
for things she didn't do.
These challenges are getting
a little bit ridiculous,
but I cannot wait to see my dad's reaction
to the surprise at the end.
Bro, it's literally barely…
Okay. What is even wrong with her?
This is the easiest thing ever.
My gosh.
Here, let me help you.
- Thank you so much.
- Easy.
They seem pretty great together.
I'm glad to know that Salish likes her.
I'd be happier if she was
gonna be with her for the week,
but she's just an actor.
I have a feeling that Monica is not
the most trustworthy person.
- So I have an idea so we can test her.
- Let's see it.
Sandy, I need to talk
to my two roommates alone.
I have a security camera set up.
Can't kick Sandy outta the house!
Sandy's there to film so I can watch.
She's got a hidden camera.
I don't know what she's doing.
Monica, we'll be right back.
[bell chimes]
[Salish] I just put $100
on the floor purposely,
and if it's gone when we go back,
we know that she stole it.
[cash register rings]
[Elizabeth] Oh.
Hey, Monica, have you seen, um… money?
- Like, $100?
- [Monica] No.
- Are you sure?
- [Monica] No.
I'm pretty sure, like, I dropped it
right here. Are you sure?
Yeah. Why… why are you saying that?
- Are you--
- No, are you sure that you didn't see it?
Because I'm pretty sure I dropped it.
Like right… right there.
- Why would I do that? Why would I take--
- I already know you're lying.
Because I put the money right there
to see if you would take it,
so I already knew you took it.
- I did not take the money.
- [Salish] Yes, you did.
- I don't need to take money off the floor.
- You did!
- You did take it.
- Why would you call me a liar?
- I'm not, but you did take it.
- This is so dumb.
- I don't even need a roommate.
- What?
[buzzer sounds]
Did Monica just storm out? What happened?
I don't know how she figured it out.
She just kicked her out.
Okay? I guess that means
she won the challenge.
Roommates?
- Yeah, same.
- Roommates.
Salish handled
the crazy neighbor really well,
but let's see how she handles
an angry landlord.
They're even worse.
They can kick you outta your home.
- Who's the responsible party here?
- Um, wanna knock next time?
I'm the landlord, okay? Who's…
Which one of you is Salish?
Me.
The landlord, you know, me,
requires the rent by the end of today.
- Oh, okay.
- I have mine.
- You're doing it in halves?
- Is that money?
- Yeah. Of course!
- [Salish] All right.
Rent is due. It's money.
- Okay.
- That's part of being a tenant.
I hope you're, uh,
following the regulations here.
- I am.
- You're sure?
- I'm unsure about young people renting.
- No. I'm good.
This is exactly like a landlord I had
in New York City years ago
because we were always late to our rent.
By the end of today, 5:00 p.m.,
or you're out, both of you.
- All right.
- I'm very strict here.
Okay.
She is not as sassy
as she was with the crazy neighbor.
Smart. She understands the difference.
- Do you have the rent?
- Yes.
- Do you not?
- No.
[Jordan] She has to come up with
rent money by the end of the day.
Salish has passed all the challenges
so far, but this is hard.
- I'm gonna FaceTime her.
- Hi, Dad.
Say, if you look to your right,
you'll see your roommate is asleep
on the couch.
What?
Your next challenge is to get ready
for school without waking her up.
- Okay?
- If she hears anything you do or say?
You're gonna lose the challenge.
You only have ten minutes
to get out the door. You woke late.
- I never wake up late.
- Talk that loud, you're gonna wake her up.
- [whispers] Okay. Bye.
- Okay. Bye. Good luck.
[whispers] All right.
I gotta get ready for school.
I have to go really quickly
'cause apparently, I woke up late.
I also have to be quiet, so I'm gonna
brush my hair really quick, 'cause… Ow!
All right, the challenges
haven't even been that hard,
but I cannot wait
for the surprise at the end.
I'm not gonna tell you guys yet,
but it's so good. I can't wait.
If you have a roommate, you have to be
respectful. But Salish can be so loud,
slamming and banging,
when she's getting ready for school.
So I don't know if she's gonna
pass this challenge.
She has to eat some breakfast,
get ready for school,
get out the door,
all without waking up her roommate.
[whispers] She has to stay super quiet.
- [static crackles]
- [whispers] Ow!
Um… Guys!
I have to be quiet.
I think it's pretty much…
Look, my roommate is sleeping right now.
I'm not gonna put on extra makeup
'cause I don't have any time.
I need to find something to, like, eat.
Don't tell my dad I did this,
but I don't really have time to eat,
so I'm just gonna drink some of this.
All right. That's good for breakfast.
My school keeps it freezing,
so I'm just gonna bring my hoodie.
I'm gonna bring some pencils.
I should see if I can make my bed.
I forgot about that part.
I have to be super quiet
'cause that would not be good
if I woke her up right now.
I'm gonna give you guys
an update about my plan.
I'm gonna make him think
that I'm hosting a party,
but really, it's gonna be a huge surprise.
Oh my gosh.
It's gonna be so good. I can't wait.
I need to brush my teeth.
So I'm just gonna
put some on my finger.
Eww! It's kind of gross
if I don't brush my teeth.
Yeah. Ew.
[water running]
Was that water too loud?
Put some lip gloss on now
'cause I have, like, no makeup…
She's moving. She's moving.
My teeth are clean.
I just have to leave
because I don't wanna wake my roommate up,
because that would not be good.
And I'd lose.
Okay.
Okay, she just moved.
I'm just gonna get all my school stuff.
- [scrabbling]
- Oh.
- [thud]
- Oh my gosh. Okay.
I got my school stuff.
Now I just gotta go.
That's her.
- [bell chimes]
- I think I'm all ready for school.
She got out of it,
and she didn't wake her up at all?
I'm about to FaceTime Salish
with her next challenge.
- Is this the camera my dad's looking at?
- [Sandy] Yeah.
- Okay, great. Can you leave? Thank you.
- [Sandy] Oh, oh…
- Bye, see ya. I need some privacy.
- [Sandy] Oh! Okay.
No, no, Sandy, don't…
San… Sandy, don't leave.
She can't do that.
Here's the plan. My dad can't see us
anymore because I just kicked Sandy out.
My only camera was Sandy,
and now I can't see her.
I don't know what she's doing in there.
So we're gonna make him think that I'm
throwing a huge party, so he comes inside.
All I know is she does not win
until she completes all her challenges.
She can stay inside, but it's not helping.
She has to do challenges.
First up, I've called a friend in.
Is that Jamie? Hey, Jamie!
Jamie, what are you doin'?
Hey, Jordan, I'm going to a party.
Do you wanna come?
- A party?
- [Jamie] The best party ever!
- What?
- You're more than welcome to come in!
Wait. Is she… is she throwing a party?
- Hey.
- [Jamie] Hello!
- So happy to be here! Oh!
- How are you?
She's not throwing a party!
She's only allowed to have
three people in there, max, I think.
Or two or something. Like, this is…
She's gonna get busted.
I'm paying for this. If she gets busted,
then I lose the money.
I brought all the stuff.
We have to make this mini house
as romantic as possible.
- Let's do the stairs.
- I got some sweets for the table.
Let's see what Jamie brought.
A bunch of roses, a bunch of snacks.
TrüFrü? Love.
A lot of cupcakes.
Bro, these look so good.
A confetti popper thing
with some sparkling.
I low-key kinda wanna pop this right now.
If that's not enough sweets,
we have cookies.
This has to be perfect
for when he shows up.
I'm gonna throw these petals.
This low-key is a vibe.
- She's putting all these little hearts.
- For the lovebirds.
What guy wouldn't like this?
My dad thinks I'm throwing a party,
which is gonna drive him crazy,
but really, I'm doing
something a lot better.
- Three, two, one.
- [alarm blares]
[pop]
- [Jamie] Whoo!
- [Elizabeth laughs]
That jump-scared me, bro, so bad.
Jamie, I give you a hard time, but
I actually really appreciate the help now.
- [Jamie] Of course.
- Thank you, too, Elizabeth.
Whoever he is, he's gonna love it
'cause this is so romantic.
Thank you.
- [Jamie] You invited guests?
- Yes!
Oh, thanks, guys. Come in!
I can't see anything,
but what are all these people doing?
Can you go out the window and come back in
and make it look like you're new guests?
- I gotcha.
- [Salish] Oh, wow.
- All right, good job.
- Whew!
Can you take that and disguise yourself,
and come back in,
so my dad thinks it's a giant party?
- Gotcha.
- Thank you.
Give this to the other people,
and tell them to come back.
- I'm up next.
- [Salish] You got it.
Wait, that was so good. Can you wear this?
Sorry, thank you.
Shh. It's me again.
[boy] Hey!
Let's do it!
There's no way they're fitting in there.
What is… More?
I invited all of these people here
to fool my dad
that we're actually having a party,
but they're actually gonna go
right out the window.
- Thank you.
- How many people… She can't fit that many…
What is going on?
- Your dad's gonna freak out. I'll see you.
- All right, bye.
All right. Now that I have everybody out,
I'm gonna close the shade
so my dad can't see in.
I'm gonna turn on this light
so it looks more party, you know?
Oh, wow. It really gives party vibes.
And then these blinds don't close,
so I'm gonna use this calendar.
I can't believe he hasn't even
come in yet.
I'm gonna have to try even harder
and play some super loud music.
- [disco music playing]
- I'm gonna win this.
Is that music?
Wait. Does she have music?
Oh, no. Let's go. Come on.
Lots of people comin' in. Music.
What did she do?
If he steps foot in here,
that means I win.
- I don't know what to do.
- [music playing]
What do I do? If I go in, I lose.
Look at this. I can't see anything.
She's blocked the window. It's raging.
Guys, he is totally falling for this.
This is so funny.
I can be loud 'cause there's a bunch
of music right now, but look.
Any second,
the actual landlord is gonna come here
and freak out and cut us off.
I had to put down a huge deposit
to make sure I didn't hurt
anything in this house.
And if she's having a party in there,
she's gonna break somethin'.
He is falling for it so much,
and this is so funny.
The neighbors are gonna, like, freak out.
This is supposed to be
a quiet residential area.
It's supposed to be
two, three people max in there.
I can't see anything.
Okay, the music is so loud,
but my dad is freaking out.
This is so funny. Guys, look.
- Are you vlogging me? You're vlogging me!
- Oh my gosh.
She's in the middle of a party vlogging.
Are you vlogging me?
She's trying to drive me crazy,
but there's obviously a party.
Even if she's doing this
to drive me crazy, I gotta go in there.
If he steps foot in here,
that means that I win, and he loses.
Bro, this is so funny.
I don't know if he's gonna come in.
I really hope he does, but I don't know.
I just have to cross my fingers, I guess.
You know what? Forget it.
I don't wanna be paying a huge fee.
Is he gonna come in?
Aah…
[knocking]
Yes?
Okay, all right. You win.
Open up. I gotta come in.
Everybody, break up the--
Okay, wait, wait, wait. I can't hear you.
Let me turn down the music.
All right.
Where's the party?
They all snuck out the window.
Wait, what? Why did you…
Did you just do that to get me in here?
- Yes.
- Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Wait, what is this? What's the love?
Who are you planning to have over?
Well, I thought that maybe you and Mom
could have, like, a little week getaway.
[poignant music playing]
- Wait. Actually, this is for me and Mom?
- Yeah.
Call her up, and you guys should have,
like, you know, a little time.
That is so… actually so sweet.
Wait, this is all for us?
- The flowers and everything?
- Yep.
Okay, she's gonna absolutely love…
You don't wanna be here?
No, I'm gonna go
'cause I wanna go with Hudson.
But you should call Mom over here,
or else it's just you.
By the way, you lost.
Just letting you know. Love you.
- [knocking]
- [record scratch]
[landlord] You are gonna be
out on your butt by 5:00 p.m.
if you don't pay your rent.