Scissor Seven (2018) s02e04 Episode Script
The Stan Trip
1
Welcome! Here's your seat.
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
Look, these are the year's trendiest
see-through bangs.
They're ugly.
This is much better.
No kidding.
SEVEN
Your business isn't doing well.
Do you want to come with me instead?
No, I have to study
A Collection of Stylish Hairstyles.
This one's amazing.
It's stylish.
As the CEO of this salon,
I hereby command you
to be her partner for today!
SEVEN
You're too slow. Go faster.
Listen.
You have to take good care of me.
I have a feeling
that someone's out to get me.
Relax, you're a goddamn annoying girl.
Who wants you, anyway?
By the way, the Miracle Doctor
that I introduced to you,
did he cure you?
No.
But you look so cheerful.
Since I'm not cured,
what's there to worry me?
MAGIC HEALING PAWS
AGING FERMENTED BEAN CURD
Eat it, one chunk a day, during a meal.
It may reduce the symptoms,
but not cure completely.
Three bottles per course.
Come back after three courses.
I don't even know if it works.
But at least I'm not getting worse.
I don't need chemo for now.
I'm just taking it easy.
But the Miracle Doctor said
he only had a few bottles of the cure.
So I must seize the day and have fun.
What the hell? Out of gas at this time?
I've gagged you.
You can't shout, you can't eat.
All you can do is wait for your doom.
LEE ZARD THE INVISIBLE KILLER
NUMBER 7,888 ON KILLER RANKING LIS
200 yuan for not wearing a helmet.
Hello?
Hello. The number you have dialed
is unavailable.
Seven, you idiot.
How can a grown-up get lost?
I found you at last.
PHYSICAL CONDITION
THE BODY WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED,
EJECT THE STORAGE DEVICE?
Level One command, switch to flight mode.
Hey.
Mr. Four-Eyes, what a coincidence.
What on earth are you up to here?
I can't move.
There's no use struggling.
This is my special power.
All I need to do is call Seven,
the one you beat up last time,
and you're toast.
Unless
Okay, what do you want?
Unless you take me to Stan.
I heard that it's an amazing place.
I haven't been there,
so you have to take me.
- Seven!
- Okay, I'll take you.
So let's go now.
SCREAM!
Did I just hit something?
You're pretty cocky for a biker.
I have to choke him to death.
Your Highness.
I have retrieved the Energy Stone.
You may have it now.
Yes, Your Highness.
TEST SUBJECT 303
Your Highness, there's more.
What?
The girl has a genetic problem.
SERIAL NUMBER: 303
GENETIC INSTABILITY
GENE FUSION EXPERIMENT: ALIVE
Do you know where you come from?
Where else do I come from?
From my mother's belly, of course.
TEST SUBJECT 303 SP
So you haven't known all along.
You are really a product of Stan's
Genetic Experimental Engineering.
You're number 303.
EXPERIMENT NUMBER 303
To be precise,
you were a failed experiment.
What are you rambling about, Four-Eyes?
GENE FUSION
Is this a corny joke
you guys make at Stan?
Fourteen years ago, our country pursued
a genetic fusion experiment.
In fact, the 16th batch of experiments
sought to combine the genes
of the SP and Stan nations
with the goal of breeding a race of people
with superior IQ and supernatural powers.
But the experiment failed.
All the babies that were bred
had genetic defects
and did not live long.
You're already the longest-living of all.
- But I've lived in Chicken Island all my--
- If memory serves me right,
your mother fled there from Stan.
She was Researcher Number 18,
Zhang Jiawen.
ZHANG JIAWEN, FUGITIVE
Mom.
She's a second-degree fugitive in Stan.
Because she stole away
the state's test subjects.
Your cancer is a genetic defect.
I don't know what drug you took
to contain it,
but it won't cure your ailment.
I may be able to cure you.
But only if you remain in Stan
and take part in our research.
Here we have the most advanced
genetic modification technology.
As long as--
Who wants to remain in Stan?
It's so boring here.
I'm out of here.
I want to go back to Chicken Island.
Seven's waiting for me.
Seven, you idiot.
Why are you still here?
I was taken away, you know.
I won't give up!
How about a round of games at my place?
Look, there's an ice-cream truck up ahead.
I want to go there and rob it.
By the way,
if you used your tongue
to squeeze my neck,
I'd be dead by now.
Why didn't I think of it?
Your Highness, it's time to go.
Why do they indulge themselves
with such time wasters?
- These lowlifes will be eliminated soon.
- Why are they so happy?
Your Highness.
I admire them somewhat.
Subtitle translation by CL Tan
Welcome! Here's your seat.
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
Look, these are the year's trendiest
see-through bangs.
They're ugly.
This is much better.
No kidding.
SEVEN
Your business isn't doing well.
Do you want to come with me instead?
No, I have to study
A Collection of Stylish Hairstyles.
This one's amazing.
It's stylish.
As the CEO of this salon,
I hereby command you
to be her partner for today!
SEVEN
You're too slow. Go faster.
Listen.
You have to take good care of me.
I have a feeling
that someone's out to get me.
Relax, you're a goddamn annoying girl.
Who wants you, anyway?
By the way, the Miracle Doctor
that I introduced to you,
did he cure you?
No.
But you look so cheerful.
Since I'm not cured,
what's there to worry me?
MAGIC HEALING PAWS
AGING FERMENTED BEAN CURD
Eat it, one chunk a day, during a meal.
It may reduce the symptoms,
but not cure completely.
Three bottles per course.
Come back after three courses.
I don't even know if it works.
But at least I'm not getting worse.
I don't need chemo for now.
I'm just taking it easy.
But the Miracle Doctor said
he only had a few bottles of the cure.
So I must seize the day and have fun.
What the hell? Out of gas at this time?
I've gagged you.
You can't shout, you can't eat.
All you can do is wait for your doom.
LEE ZARD THE INVISIBLE KILLER
NUMBER 7,888 ON KILLER RANKING LIS
200 yuan for not wearing a helmet.
Hello?
Hello. The number you have dialed
is unavailable.
Seven, you idiot.
How can a grown-up get lost?
I found you at last.
PHYSICAL CONDITION
THE BODY WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED,
EJECT THE STORAGE DEVICE?
Level One command, switch to flight mode.
Hey.
Mr. Four-Eyes, what a coincidence.
What on earth are you up to here?
I can't move.
There's no use struggling.
This is my special power.
All I need to do is call Seven,
the one you beat up last time,
and you're toast.
Unless
Okay, what do you want?
Unless you take me to Stan.
I heard that it's an amazing place.
I haven't been there,
so you have to take me.
- Seven!
- Okay, I'll take you.
So let's go now.
SCREAM!
Did I just hit something?
You're pretty cocky for a biker.
I have to choke him to death.
Your Highness.
I have retrieved the Energy Stone.
You may have it now.
Yes, Your Highness.
TEST SUBJECT 303
Your Highness, there's more.
What?
The girl has a genetic problem.
SERIAL NUMBER: 303
GENETIC INSTABILITY
GENE FUSION EXPERIMENT: ALIVE
Do you know where you come from?
Where else do I come from?
From my mother's belly, of course.
TEST SUBJECT 303 SP
So you haven't known all along.
You are really a product of Stan's
Genetic Experimental Engineering.
You're number 303.
EXPERIMENT NUMBER 303
To be precise,
you were a failed experiment.
What are you rambling about, Four-Eyes?
GENE FUSION
Is this a corny joke
you guys make at Stan?
Fourteen years ago, our country pursued
a genetic fusion experiment.
In fact, the 16th batch of experiments
sought to combine the genes
of the SP and Stan nations
with the goal of breeding a race of people
with superior IQ and supernatural powers.
But the experiment failed.
All the babies that were bred
had genetic defects
and did not live long.
You're already the longest-living of all.
- But I've lived in Chicken Island all my--
- If memory serves me right,
your mother fled there from Stan.
She was Researcher Number 18,
Zhang Jiawen.
ZHANG JIAWEN, FUGITIVE
Mom.
She's a second-degree fugitive in Stan.
Because she stole away
the state's test subjects.
Your cancer is a genetic defect.
I don't know what drug you took
to contain it,
but it won't cure your ailment.
I may be able to cure you.
But only if you remain in Stan
and take part in our research.
Here we have the most advanced
genetic modification technology.
As long as--
Who wants to remain in Stan?
It's so boring here.
I'm out of here.
I want to go back to Chicken Island.
Seven's waiting for me.
Seven, you idiot.
Why are you still here?
I was taken away, you know.
I won't give up!
How about a round of games at my place?
Look, there's an ice-cream truck up ahead.
I want to go there and rob it.
By the way,
if you used your tongue
to squeeze my neck,
I'd be dead by now.
Why didn't I think of it?
Your Highness, it's time to go.
Why do they indulge themselves
with such time wasters?
- These lowlifes will be eliminated soon.
- Why are they so happy?
Your Highness.
I admire them somewhat.
Subtitle translation by CL Tan