The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988) s02e04 Episode Script

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Gotta get up,
I gotta get goin' ♪
I'm gonna see
a friend of mine ♪
He's round and he's fuzzy ♪
I love him because
he's just Pooh Bear ♪
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Lookin' for fun,
chasin' some honeybees ♪
Pooh Bear,
I know he's out there ♪
Rumbly, tumbly ♪
Climbin' a honey tree ♪
Fun never ends for us,
we're so adventurous ♪
At least every now
and again ♪
And when we're alone
and there's nobody home ♪
It's nice to be able
to count on a friend ♪
Like Pooh Bear,
Winnie the Pooh Bear ♪
Wherever you go ♪
Oh, won't you
take me, please? ♪
Pooh Bear,
I gotta be there ♪
It's me and it's you ♪
My silly old
Winnie the Pooh ♪
Now, throw in your penny,
Piglet,
and ask the wishing well
for a wish.
I wish I had
a penny.
But wasn't that a penny, Piglet?
Ohh.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Let me see.
I'll wish for a rake.
Uh, no, a shovel.
No. A short winter.
I mean, an early spring.
Probably be summer
before he makes up his mind.
I've got it!
I wish for
Hiya, Rabbit!
Tigger, I wish you'd
stop bouncing me.
Now look what you've done.
I wasted my wish.
Well, sorry, fluff face.
Guess that makes it my turn.
Wish I wasn't so gloomy
all the time.
Now there's a gloomy sight.
I wish my birthday
would come more often.
Perhaps seven or eight
times a year. Please.
Would make for an
awfully old Pooh Bear.
Yes.
But just think of
all the birthday parties,
and all the birthday presents.
Honey.
Honey!
And more honey.
My favorite part is
blowing out the candles,
and making a wish.
Oh, I've made lots of wishes,
and none of them ever came true.
Must have been using
defective pennies.
But birthday wishes
always come true.
I always wish for honey.
And I always get it.
Really?
You don't say?
Uh, where can I get
some of them birthydays?
Why, you get one
the moment you're born.
Everyone has a birthday,
even tiggers.
Uh, you were born, weren't you?
I ain't sure.
I don't think I was around
when it happened.
What if I was born on some day
other than my birthday?
Poor Tigger.
No birthday.
And no birthday wishes.
Yeah.
Poor Tigger.
I never realized
what I was missin'
Bein' birthday-less.
Oh, dear.
Why don't we just
give Tigger a birthday?
A birthday?
For me?
What a fantastical idea!
Can today be my birthday?
Can it? Huh? Huh? Can it?
Uh, today?
Uh, well, uh
Can I have a party tonight?
Please? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Can I?
- Uh, now, Tigger
- Oh, thanks, guys.
My very firstest birthday.
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Well, I got a lot of
wishing to practice
before the party.
Uh, TTFN.
Ta-ta for now.
Maybe I'll wish for
a bouncing ball,
or a jumping Jack,
or a jumping Jill.
A rocket ship,
and a couple of dozen banana splits.
And a pogo stick and
Oh, bother.
Uh, since today's
Tigger's birthday,
somebody had better start
thinking of what to give him.
But thinking is always
so difficult.
I think I have an idea.
I hope.
Now, what kind of
present is that?
A Tigger preserver.
In case he accidentally
bounces into a lake.
All he has to do is
pull this cord.
Oh, d-d-d-d-dear.
Yee-oww!
Oh, Piglet's gift
looks like such fun.
How shall I ever find
anything half so wonderful?
Yee-oww!
Doesn't matter what you give.
It's the thought that counts.
Ha! I've got something
twice as good as that.
Why, Rabbit.
That's the most wonderful
birthday present
I've ever seen.
Oh what is it?
Silly old bear.
It's a tigger suit.
And wait 'til you see
how bouncy the tail is.
See?
Rabbit, perhaps this tail
needs an ounce more bounce.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It works perfectly.
The less Tigger bounces
the better.
Another wonderful gift
I'll never be able
to give Tigger.
Oh, bother.
Think, think, think.
Think, think, think.
Happy birthday to me!
I'm gonna wish for a trampoline,
a flyin' machine,
a banana split, a pogo stick.
Uh, make that two pogo sticks.
One for each foot, you know.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, hiya, guys.
Gettin' ready for my party?
Tigger, I'm afraid
your cake tastes like
mud.
It is mud, buddy bear.
I'm rehearsing my wishes.
After missing so many birthdays,
I gotta make a zillion
wishes just to catch up.
Gonna wish for
a hundred thingamabobs,
and eleventy-seventy
clumpity tops.
And an elevator, an enervator,
an X, a Y, and a zebrarator.
Next thing, he'll
wish for the moon.
Yeah, the moon.
I could use one of them, too,
maybe as a night light.
What do you give a tigger
who has nothing,
but wants everything?
Now, where was I?
Oh, yeah.
Banana splits and pogo sticks.
And submarines and lima beans,
and Yeek!
Lima beans!
Yee-ee-yuck!
I'll take it, it's my birthday.
A music box and a pair of socks.
A bicycle bell and a carousel.
Pint of custard
and hold the mustard.
Happy birthday, Tigger.
Happy birthday!
Yes.
And many more.
Happy birthday to me!
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Now, make a wish, Tigger,
and blow out the candle.
Thanks, Rabbit.
I wish for
I wish for
Uh, got it all here now.
A couple of these,
and some of those.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
don't want to forget these here.
Oh,
what difference does it make?
I wish for
everything!
Uh, but, uh, enough of
the festivities.
Let's get down to
the important stuff
where I open my presents
and get my wishes.
A wonderful idea.
Oh, thanks, Piglet.
Just what I always wanted.
Oh-ho!
Thanks, Rabbit.
Just what I always wanted.
Ha-ha!
Thanks, Pooh boy.
Just what I always wanted.
Pooh, your present's empty.
Yes, Piglet.
I couldn't think of
what to get Tigger.
I'd rather hoped he'd
look at the box and say,
"My, it looks too pretty
to unwrap."
And then he wouldn't.
Couldn't think of
what to get ya,
so I got ya me.
Thanks, Eeyore.
Just what I always wanted.
This is great, but, uh,
where's all the stuff
I wished for?
My banana split?
My pogo stick?
Uh, Tigger, uh,
I'm afraid there are
no more presents.
But, uh, aren't my wishes
supposed to come true?
Uh, well, uh, you see, uh
Did I do something wrong?
Didn't I blow out my candle?
Isn't this my birthday?
Why, of course it is.
I mean, uh, we think it is.
Now, of course,
we're not completely sure, but uh
Maybe I was right.
Maybe I haven't got a birthday.
Maybe I wasn't around
when I was born.
Maybe I wasn't born at all.
Oh, d-d-dear.
And I thought
we could give Tigger
a birthday he'd never forget.
Afraid we did just that.
Perhaps if I had given him
a better gift.
It wouldn't have helped.
If only he hadn't wanted
so many things.
Banana splits and pogo sticks.
He may as well have
wished for the moon.
Wanted that, too.
Why, so he did.
Pooh, where are you going?
To save Tigger's birthday.
If the moon will
make Tigger happy,
then that's just what
I'll get him.
Hello up there!
It's very nice meeting you.
Uh, perhaps you'd like
to come down for a visit,
uh, to meet my
very dear friend Tigger.
Perhaps not.
Moons are certainly good
at hiding.
Especially for being so big.
And bright.
I wish he'd come down.
Oh.
There you are.
Perhaps you're hungry
and dropped by
for a smackerel of honey?
How silly of me.
You're a full moon.
But if you get hungry,
there are good things to eat
at a certain birthday party
I know of.
Just jump in my net,
and I'll take you there.
Oh, bother.
Oh, bother, bother.
Oh, my.
Another bother.
Ohh-ho-ho!
I suppose this is what
comes of wishing for the moon.
Oh, my. It's
It's
It's Pooh's hat.
Yeah, but he's not inside it.
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
He must have fallen in.
If I'd have got
the ladder I wished for,
it would be a cinch.
He could just climb out.
And if it weren't for
your silly wishes,
he wouldn't be down there
in the first place.
My wishes?
Hey, that's it!
Buddy bear must be gettin' me
a real fantastical gift
down there.
Hang on, Pooh boy!
He's down there, all right.
I'd recognize
my buddy's voice anywhere.
We're comin' to get ya!
Oh, bother.
I can't let Tigger find me.
Not without a gift
for his birthday.
But where could the moon be
when there is no sky?
For that matter, where am I?
Now remember,
two ringy-dingys means
lower us down.
And three ringy-dingys
means stop.
Four ringy-dingys
means lunch time,
send down some icy cream, and
What does that mean?
It means don't let go!
Uh, this doesn't look like
your average
bottom of a well.
Ooh!
Where are we?
I wish I knew.
Wishland?
Ha! There's no such thing
as wishes.
After my birthday party,
I should know.
Are you sure?
Sure, I'm sure.
I'll prove it.
Rabbit, make a wish.
Hmm, I wish for a
a year's supply of carrots.
See?
I wish for a bushel of acorns?
What'd I tell ya?
I'll show you how dumb this is.
I wish I had a peanut butter
and Jell-O sandwich.
And a root beer
to wash it down with.
Did you see that?
Ooh, it looks real.
It is real.
Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Birthday wishes do come true.
Now I wish for
a root beer for Piglet,
and one for you.
Wonderful.
Happy birthday, Tigger.
Yeah, happy birthday, Tigger.
I'm gonna wish for
a bouncin' ball,
and some flappity jacks,
and a couple of dozen
clickity clacks.
And a submarine in
a sea of green,
and some whatchamacallits
I ain't never seen.
- Uh, Tigger, wait.
- And some
Hey, what's the matter?
I was just gettin' to
the good stuff,
like banana splits
and pogo sticks.
We we forgot about Pooh.
Oh, Pooh Bear.
Don't worry, Piglet, old pal.
Buddy bear's gonna have
the time of his life,
'cause I'm wishin' him
all of the honey
he's ever dreamed of.
Honey!
And a great big pot
to put it in.
Oh-oh-oh-ohhh!
I'm sure Pooh
appreciates that, Tigger,
wherever he is,
but don't you think
if he were here
And for you, Piglet,
a gazillion bushels of acorns!
Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Uh, Tigger, that's
very nice of you, but
Now, now,
I didn't forget you, long ears.
A year's worth of carrots.
No, a hundred!
Tigger.
Okay, then, make it a thousand.
Tigger!
Tigger, no.
Now, where was I?
Uh, oh, yeah.
A baseball bat and a funny hat,
and eleventy-seventy
thingies like that.
And a lollypop
and a spinning top,
and a marshy-mellow with
legs that hop, and wha
Oh, Tigger,
I wish Pooh were here.
And and, uh and
Hey. Good idea.
Your wish is my command.
Bring me a bear
who's name is Pooh.
And don't forget his honey, too.
Help!
Oh, no!
Oof.
Why, hello, Rabbit.
Have some honey?
There's plenty.
Pooh. You're safe.
A hockey stick
and a bucket of noodles.
Some cookies and cream
and aquamarine,
and a matching pair
of lima beans.
Lima beans. Yuck!
How'd they get in here again?
Oh, well, no matter.
Rabbit will love 'em.
Tigger, no!
And uh, uh
Oh, gee, Rabbit.
I was just gettin' to
my banana splits
and pogo sticks.
But Tigger, you've got to stop.
What's the matter? You're
gettin' tired of carrots?
I got a great set of lima
beans in here somewhere.
Hiya, Pooh.
No! Look.
Every time you make a wish,
a candle blows out.
Now there are only two left.
Oh, two wishes is plenty.
The really important stuff
I saved for last.
A banana split and a
Ah, relax, long ears.
I've still got one wish left.
And you need it
to get us out of here.
You've got to wish us home.
Home?
Nah, who wants to go home?
Look at all the neat stuff
we got right here.
Acorns and honey
and carrots and
Hey, hey,
who's for a nice game of pingy-pong, eh?
Some icy cream?
Tigger, this is all wonderful,
but, uh, sooner or later, we
we have to go home.
Well
Say, I could send you guys back.
But then you'd be stuck here
forever.
Yeesh.
What a horribibble thought.
Who'd I play pingy-pong with?
Uh, guess you guys are right.
But you know, it was
a pretty fun birthday,
considering it was my first one.
Oh, my,
it was a stupendous first birthday.
Oh, very nice indeed.
And I promise to
get you the moon
for your next birthday.
Uh, thanks, Pooh,
but maybe you should
leave it where it is.
You wouldn't want us stumbling
around in the dark, would you?
I wish I could have my pogo
Ah-ah-ah!
Sorry, Rabbit.
I guess the party's over.
Okay. Here we
go!
Hurry, Piglet,
before he wakes up.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Ooh!
Oh, what a birthday.
Good thing they only come
once a year.
Huh?
Hmm. What's this?
Hmm. Oh, yeah.
Oh, interesting.
Well, really, yeah, hmm.
Oh, interesting.
Well, really, yeah. Hmm.
Oh. Well.
Look at this
Would you believe
Oh, my.
Well.
Oh, really?
Yes, it is
Huh?
Kinda dumb leavin'
presents lyin' around.
Why, if it rains,
the wrapping might get wrinkled.
I
Happy birthday?
To me?
A banana split.
Then this must be a
It's gotta be a
Ya-hoo!
I guess he found his pogo stick.
Whew.
Then that's that.
Until next year.
My carrots!
Oh, thanks, guys.
Just what I always wanted.
Tigger. No!
Out! Out!
Out, out, out!
Out!