Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s02e05 Episode Script

1
[clock ticking]
[chair squeaking
in rhythm with clock]
No, no, Marshall.
We're working now.
Sorry, Mom.
No, no.
Oh! No, no.
[tapping rhythmically]
Sorry, Mom.
[woman singing, playing piano]
Loneliness never bothers me ♪
Loneliness and I
Are thick as thieves ♪
Forever I am, so is she ♪
So lonely I will never be ♪
Memories never bother me ♪
I only have the ones I-- ♪
May I get, uh
two scoops of
double fudge delight?
Sure, kid. Comin' right up.
[cats purring]
Ahh!
Oh!
Aw! No worries.
I'll make you another.
No! I
I made a mess.
I apologize
for the inconvenience.
[gasps]
Mess is welcome here.
Knock yourself out.
[playing melody softly]
[tapping beat]
[opening theme music playing]
[groans]
I slept terribly!
You should've tried
another dresser.
Come and get it, Huntress!
Nice!
Where'd you get the fabric?
[gobbling]
So, what's
the game plan today, Fi?
Well, I lost
the fundraiser venue.
But I can still fix it.
And you got kicked out
of your place.
I can fix that, too.
Just later,
after meeting up with Flame.
[groans]
But first,
we have to help Huntress!
What was that heart thing
you were looking for?
The heart of the forest.
Yeah, but what is that?
It's the source of green magic.
- And also a portal
- That's how you got here?
I need to find the heart
of this world to get back.
Do you have
any ancient gnarly bushes
or dark foreboding forests?
[muffled] Mm. Not really.
But I do know about
the oldest tree in the city.
Take me now!
[guitar playing]
[objects clattering]
Sorry. Am I in the way?
Not at all.
I'm so hopped up on baking,
I didn't even notice.
My baby-- ♪
[mixer whirring]
[shouting]
Hey! Is this too loud?
Uh No.
[whirring stops]
Hey! Do you need any help?
Yes. Could you chop
this baking chocolate?
No, no.
- Huh?
- This is nice.
But could you make them
little squares?
Aren't you just gonna
melt them anyways?
Yes.
Actually, you know what?
I'll just do it.
Sorry.
No. No worries.
Why don't you help me
fold some more napkin swans?
My parents do it
for the mints at the hotel.
[gasps] You haven't
met my folks yet!
I mean
I'd like to someday.
Well, I'm going over
to their place tonight!
You should come!
Uh Okay.
Okay!
And
here we are!
It's old as balls.
Hey. Don't you know
trees can scream?
[screaming]
Girl
[Huntress]
You're lucky to witness this.
Cutting off your dang hand!
Shh! Behold!
Hmm. That was supposed
to connect me
to the heart.
[cell phone vibrates]
Y-ello!
- Marshall?
- I'm freaking out, Fionna.
Can we meet by the fountain?
Uh I kind of got
a lot going on today,
but I can make time.
I'll be there all day.
[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
[Fionna reading]
"Cake, this is Gary.
"Tell Fionna to meet me
at Butler's Buttery Buns
in 16 minutes."
"Love, Gary. P.S.
This is from Gary."
Cake! Keep an eye
on Huntress so she doesn't
you know
I'll be back
as soon as I can.
Why are we meeting here?
I panicked!
But I know we won't
run into Marshall here.
Are you guys okay?
I don't know.
It all happened so fast.
I just blurted out
an invitation.
And I just agreed!
What's Marshall gonna
think about my childhood home?
He grew up in a penthouse.
Ah! I should've
planned this more.
Cleaned up the place,
made a menu, done a trial run.
Dude, that's crazy.
I've never met anyone's
parents before.
He met my mom.
And that was a disaster.
If Gary's parents
are anything like him,
they'll love you.
Bring flowers
if you're worried.
Home-cooked dinner,
he's gonna love it.
Maybe you're right.
Thanks, Fionna.
Thanks, Fionna.
I gotta pee so bad.
[yawns]
Not what I expected.
[cell phone vibrates]
[Cake reading]
"I saw you on cheers.
"Kudos for standing up
for yourself!"
Wow! It really is filmed live.
[cell phone vibrates]
[reading] "How about
a redo of our date?"
[gasping]
Leaf Girl.
Any magic happenin'?
I might have to bounce, too.
I can sense
the taste of magic.
[smacks lips]
[blows leaf]
[note resonating]
[low rumble]
Huh?
[blowing]
[low rumble]
Are you seeing this?
Huntress?
[whistling]
Huntress!
[gasps]
Let's keep this
professional, girls.
- Hey!
- Hey, hey.
I've been trying
to get you on the phone.
Oh, shoot! It's busted.
I had a change of plans.
You mind if this is
a working lunch?
[clears throat]
That's how I usually lunch.
All right, Business.
Come on.
[pot shatters]
And that's my plan
to save The Sweet Spot.
Right on.
My friends are amazing.
So I cannot mess this up!
I don't have leads
on a venue,
but I've got hookups
for the equipment.
Is that okay if I--
Whatever contacts you have,
use 'em.
Do whatever it takes
to make it happen.
Thanks.
By the way,
I passed by your old place.
The Scarab really did
a number on it.
I moved to the towers there.
It's not flashy.
All my money
goes into this place.
Make yourself at home.
Hey, kid! I got your text.
How's it goin'?
Bad.
Everything's comin' out trash.
Aw, come on, man.
Can you give it one more shot?
Aw, he's so good with kids.
I got just the beat for you.
[hip-hop instrumental
music playing]
[rapping] Marsh! ♪
Now put your hands up
Now put your hands back down ♪
Now empty them pockets ♪
We wanna
see in them pockets ♪
[groaning]
This isn't
that weird heart space.
[Cake groaning]
Where are we?
- Ahh!
- Hmm. Inconvenient.
Inconvenient?
We must be
inside the willow.
Doesn't matter.
I have to find my way home.
No. I'm supposed
to be getting fresh
with M-Cron right now.
Ugh!
Once we get to Ooo,
we can find a spell
and fix this.
Ahh!
Hmm.
Where do you
think this goes?
Curious cat!
[bird chirping]
[gasps] We're in Ooo.
[grunting]
[grunting, straining]
[gasps] Finn!
Huh? Is someone there?
Yeah, me! Cake the Cat.
It is adventure time, babe!
- Yeah!
- [both cheering]
Oh, this is old Fionnaworld.
When Simon lost his magic,
everything got retconned
by that glory wave.
All that matters is that
this tree isn't
the heart of the forest.
Ooh, child, let me out
of this crazy tree!
Let me just, uh
[both gasping, grunting]
[both] Bubba!
Bubba?
Sorry, we're late.
Marshall wanted
to take five busses
and double-back
three times to get here.
[Gordie] That sounds fun.
Come in, come in!
Whoa!
So, you're "the Marshall Lee."
[excitedly] So handsome!
Woman, you already
have two men.
Let Gary have one.
I'm teasing.
They know I'm teasing.
- [chuckles] These are for you.
- Oh, wow!
So fancy!
My mom made me take
ikebana classes as a kid.
They're just lovely.
[clears throat] Bubba.
Did you, uh bring anything?
Just some little old
rhubarb crumble.
Nelly's favorite!
[shouts] Nelly!
It's your favorite!
We're eating
like royalty tonight.
'Cause we're the Princes.
Remember how
Bubba used to
watch cooking shows
all the time?
[laughs] He was so cute.
Oh, honey.
Get the video.
[nervously] Oh, Mom.
Marshall doesn't
wanna see that.
Okay. Who's ready
for a little Bubba showcase?
- Me!
- I'm his mother,
so of course I'm ready!
[Gordie] Oh, this is his
first batch of lemon bars.
[Gertie] He mixed up
the sugar with the salt,
but we ate 'em anyway.
Bubba just loved
taking care of Nelly.
[Gordie] Sure did.
I mean, look at
all the cookies he baked
for his sister's school.
[Gertie]
Aw, he fell asleep in them.
[Gordie in video]
All right, Bubba, tear it up!
[playing piano]
I didn't know you played.
Oh, yeah. I took lessons
for a bit, but
I got too busy.
Bubba says you're a musician.
We would love it
if you'd play somethin'.
[nervous chuckle]
I haven't played keys
in a while.
[playing scale]
[singing]
Memories never bother me ♪
I only have the ones
I can't forget ♪
Anticipation and regret ♪
The dearest friends
I've ever met ♪
So lonely, I will never be ♪
[plays wrong chord]
Sorry.
I forget the rest.
[alarm buzzes]
Dinner's ready!
Nelly, it's hot dish!
[Cake] Uh Maybe we could
ask for directions?
These guys seem nice.
Mm. Yes. Yes.
Uh, we entered here.
I definitely remember
this divot.
Same divot, huh?
[Cake] Sweet baby.
Oh! Demon baby.
[chuckles] Oh. [grunts]
Yes, yes, I hear you.
Marshall! No!
You've ruined your shorts.
Sorry, Mom.
This must be
the way-way past.
We seem to be traveling
through different periods
of your world,
but only within
this tree's lifetime.
[evil laughter]
Wait! I've seen
this movie before.
If you ever end up
in the past,
you can't let a butterfly die!
Sic 'em, kitty!
[snarls]
That felt good.
At every cat's core
is a stone-cold killer.
[grunts]
[exhales] That was the past.
We're moving
in the wrong direction.
[Cake] I-- I don't do water!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[Huntress] This is our exit!
[Cake] Yo
[thunderclap]
[bellowing]
[grunts]
Oh, my claw.
[robotic voice]
Love a baby in a tree.
Tank?
[robotic voice]
The willow is sentient?
What the heck happened?
[robotic voice]
1,000 years ago,
an epidemic of those monstrous
biter-flies took over,
covering the world
in a shroud of silken death.
By my calculation,
it all started
as a colony of just five
in this very tree.
Aw, shit.
[beast snarls]
Why did I squish that spider?
It's your nature.
All we can is
deal with it in the present.
And at present I thirst.
[gasps]
This tastes like the rain
from that janked-up future.
This one!
- Ready?
- Hell no!
[sighs] I'm sorry
I dragged you along tonight.
Nah. Your parents
were great. They
They really care about you.
But something's
bothering you.
I've just been thinking about
how it was when I was a kid.
Adults say they care,
then suddenly they ghost you.
Huh? Your mom
never stops calling you.
Never mind.
You don't have
to hide stuff from me.
Even if it's about you?
Of course!
Like
I get why you're passionate
about doing things
a certain way.
But sometimes when
you get controlling about it,
- you remind me of my mother.
- Oh, God!
I'm not used to
talking about what I want.
You know, I express
how I feel through baking.
Perhaps that could be done
with music, too.
You're looking
for new material anyway.
Yeah. Maybe.
You can make one about
how I'm basically your mom.
Okay, "Bubba."
[Fionna humming]
I should go check in
with Cake.
Huh?
[woman on loudspeaker]
All right, ladies!
Who's ready
to clear this dump?
[panting] What the hell?
I thought I had
till the end of the week
to get you the money!
Oh, yeah. [smacks lips]
But then I remembered
[over loudspeaker]
I freakin' hate you!
Go!
Stop!
What if
What if we paid you more? 60K.
Ha! There's no way
you can do it.
Plus, the people need parking.
Did you know
Hana Abadeer started her empire
with just a few parking lots?
Abadeer isn't stupid enough
to let personal beef
get in the way
of a good deal!
70K.
Ya have till Sunday.
[over loudspeaker]
Shut her down, girls.
[dog panting in the distance]
[panting]
[panting continues]
- [grunts]
- [groans]
Why are you following me, punk?
[Cake] Can you cool it with
all the base instinct stuff?
Why wouldn't you want
to be your full cat-self?
'Cause I'm not a house cat
no more.
Ah!
[gasps]
Cakey wants out!
I'm home!
Was it always this nasty?
Pull around to the side.
Fifi!
Fifi?
I chased out
all the squatters, boss.
Can't have
all those elements around
when we break ground
for the new hotel.
Hmm.
[car door closes]
Poor Fifi.
[gasps]
[grunts]
Here.
Are you for really
real this time?
Mm-hmm.
We're back!
Now what?
[whistles]
[grunting]
I got you.
[grunting]
Yeah, Cake!
[grunting continues]
[grunting]
[squelching]
Cake--
[grunting]
I saved
and endangered the future.
Oh. And you leveled up.
Huh. Yeah.
But it wasn't the heart.
I'm sorry.
But all that bad future stuff
is gonna happen now, right?
No.
It won't.
- [intense music playing]
- [door opens]
Damon, what have you
found out about my boy?
He still refuses
to answer my calls.
Madame Abadeer,
we're not alone.
[shudders]
[Flame Prince] Do whatever
it takes to make it happen.
[clears throat]
Demonic Wishing Eye
[in demonic voice]
Hello, Simon.
What do you like to wish for?
Finn is trapped
in a poison coma.
I wish to shake him
out of it.
Hmm, I don't know
about that one, sis.
Please, Wishy!
Mmm Okay, I'll try.
Deki-agari!
He's like a new man.
Useless!
[all shriek]
[shouting] Wishy!
[mysterious music playing]
[chorus] Fred Films! ♪