Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s02e05 Episode Script

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Previously onGeorgie &
Mandy's First Marriage
You're working for a guy
you used to sleep with.
Yeah, used to.
Before I met you.
Before we got married.
Before we had a baby.
Before I knew the true magic
of making love to my soulmate.
Oh, give me a break.
Well, what am I supposed to do,
Georgie?
- Simple, don't work there.
- No.
Oh, so if I worked with an old girlfriend,
you'd be okay with it?
Of course.
All right then,
I have some phone calls to make.
So, I saw Channel 9 sent their weather girl
to cover the hot air balloon festival.
Yeah, so?
Well, I was thinking
I could do stuff like that.
You want to ride around
in a balloon?
Oh, God, no. I get queasy
in three-inch heels.
I-I just meant I can do more
than stand in front of a map
and point.
I will think about it.
That means no. [chuckles]
Oh, you are smart as a whip.
Come on, that yam festival
in Gilmer's coming up.
I could be there live
for all the breaking yam news.
- You know Artie covers that.
- Yeah, well, Artie's old and boring.
- I'm young and fun.
- He's not that old.
You could braid the hair
coming out of his nose.
I can't take it away from him.
It's all he's got.
All right, fine.
Look, you've only been here
for a couple months,
and you're doing great,
just be patient.
I'm only gonna be young and fun
for a little while.
- Hey.
- Oh, you're home late.
[sighs] I had to wait around
to talk to Scott.
Ugh, Scott.
I am so annoyed with him.
Ooh, I like annoyed.
He's purposely holding me back, and
I can do so much more than the weather.
Like what?
Uh, well, I could do
feel-good stories,
roaming reporter, I mean,
anything that requires
charisma, really.
I always like when people
from the zoo bring on animals.
I could do that.
No snakes, spiders, or frogs,
but I could do that.
You know what? Maybe it's time for you
to shop your talents to other TV stations.
Ooh, bigger market.
- Bigger opportunities.
- More money.
And maybe a female boss
you can't sleep with.
Don't try me.
Kind of hot.
♪
[coos]
- You wanted to see me?
- Hey, yeah. Come on in.
What's up?
What do you know about the meteor
shower happening this week?
Absolutely nothing. Why?
Well, if you're gonna cover it,
you better study up.
I'm covering it? Really?
I know it's not the Yamboree,
but it's something.
Well, what about Artie?
He has to get
his gallbladder removed.
Great!
That he's getting it
taken care of.
Uh, it's a drive,
so we'll leave on Wednesday.
We probably won't get back
until Thursday night.
We?
Uh, yeah,
I'm producing the segment.
Right, so we are going away
overnight.
Uh, well, there will
also be the cameraman,
the sound guy, the driver, and
we'll all have our own rooms.
Oh. Oh, well, great,
this is, uh
- Yay.
- Problem?
No, this is exactly
what I asked for. So again, yay.
- [knock on door]
- AUDREY: Connor? You in there?
Jim, we have a situation.
What's going on?
I found this
in Connor's bathroom.
What am I looking at?
A pregnancy test.
Oh, my God, did he get
that girl pregnant?
I don't know.
Well, what does the test say?
I'm not sure,
th-there's one line.
I think it's negative.
- You don't know?
- Well, I never used one.
Well, what if no lines is negative
and one line is pregnant?
- You have to ask him.
- Me?
You're the one snooping around
in his bathroom.
I wasn't snooping.
Oh, so that was just
sitting on the bathroom sink?
It was in the garbage
wrapped in toilet paper
where anyone could see it.
Well, what do we do?
Well [stammers]
You're his father, talk to him.
Oh, that makes about as much sense
as you're his mother, talk to him.
I talked to Mandy
when she got pregnant.
You're up.
All right,
so what you're saying is,
of the two of us,
you've got more experience.
Fine, I'll talk to him.
You big bully.
Hey.
Huh. I'm no weatherman,
but it just got hot in here.
I hate that I like that.
It's my accent,
makes everything charming.
So, uh, I got some good news.
I get to go on location
to cover a meteor shower.
That's amazing. The Leonids?
How do you know about that?
When Sheldon was six years old,
we camped out in the backyard to see 'em.
Aw.
I got up in the middle of the night,
pretended to be a bear,
and scared the crap out of him.
Aw.
Uh, so it's a couple hours away
and it's gonna be overnight.
Are you and CeeCee
gonna be okay?
Of course. I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Who's all going?
Oh me,
cameraman, Scott, sound guy,
whole bunch of us.
Scott's going?
Yeah.
Overnight?
Well, meteor showers
happen at night, Georgie.
What the hell, Mandy?
Look, it's a work trip.
He's my producer.
He's your ex.
Please, just trust me.
I do trust you.
I don't trust him.
Well, that means
you don't trust me.
I just said I did.
Then you would know that nothing's
gonna happen no matter what.
Oh, so I should be fine with my wife
going stargazing with her old boyfriend?
It's my job.
Well, as your husband,
it's my job to say you can't go.
[scoffs] Oh, I'm going.
Well, then it's my job to
not be happy about it.
- Okay, everything's fine.
- You talked to him?
Better. I went to the drugstore
and got the pregnancy test
instructions.
Jim.
One line is negative.
She's not pregnant.
[sighs] Oh, thank God.
No kidding.
But you still have
to talk to him.
Why? We're good.
We are good this time.
Who knows
if he's even being careful.
Do you know how embarrassing
it was to buy this?
It was in the
feminine hygiene aisle.
Uh-uh. You're up, sister.
Fine.
If you're too afraid
to have a conversation
with your own son,
I guess I'll do it.
[sighs]
Go get 'em, love you.
[sighs]
Sweetie, you in there?
[mouths]
Looking for me?
[sighs] Yeah.
What's up?
We need to talk.
About what?
Well
this is awkward,
but I was in your bathroom,
and I found a pregnancy test.
Why are you going
through my trash?
I wasn't. I was emptying it,
- and I just happened to see it.
- This is none of your business.
You getting someone pregnant
is my business.
No one's pregnant, so
there's nothing to talk about.
Sweetheart, I'm not mad.
Well, I am.
This is my life,
and I don't need you
invading my privacy.
Sorry.
Just know I'm here
if you need me.
Unbelievable.
I can't go no lower,
that's my best price.
Yeah, well, we all want stuff
we don't get, so deal with it.
Dude, you can't talk
to customers like that.
Well, he ain't
a customer no more.
Let me guess, you and
the little woman have a spat?
- Nobody's spattin'.
- Okay.
We're not.
I said okay.
Her boss is her ex-boyfriend.
Oh.
And now, they're going
out of town on a work thing.
Oh, again.
Oh, just tell me
I'm being childish.
- That's what she always says.
- Hmm.
Actually,
I think it's messed up.
Really? You're on my side?
- [scoffs] Bros before
- Watch it.
wives.
That said, I really don't think
Mandy would ever cheat on you.
Me, either.
I don't know
about this guy, though.
That's what I said,
and she said that meant
that I don't trust her.
How does that work?
You're about to get hugged.
Excuse me,
where can I find Scott?
Right there. And who are you?
- You Scott?
- Yeah.
I'm Mandy's husband.
Oh.
Yeah. Oh.
How can I help you?
You're about to find out.
All right.
Gonna need a minute,
I haven't thought this
all the way through.
Have a seat.
Maybe I don't want to sit.
Suit yourself.
Well, if you're sitting
So
So, I just wanted to meet the guy
who's going to a motel with my wife.
I assure you
this is purely professional.
Really? 'Cause I don't work
with anyone I used to sleep with.
Okay, look,
I would never want to cause problems
in your marriage. Never.
Well, you are.
I'm sorry.
Now, i-if you'd like,
I can make other arrangements.
- You'd do that?
- I would.
Oh.
Isn't that what you want?
I did, but you're nicer than
I thought, and now I'm confused.
Sorry?
It's okay.
- Y'all go ahead to your meteor shower.
- You sure?
Yeah. Yeah, this was good.
Well, listen, maybe we can
all get together sometime, huh?
It wasn't that good.
One more thing,
you lay a finger on her,
I'll be spending the rest
of my life in a prison cell.
Understood.
Have a good one.
Mind if I join you?
Sure.
You're in a good mood.
I guess I am.
What's going on?
Nothing really, just hit
a little road bump in the marriage,
and I straightened it out.
Good for you.
Yeah, it needed
to be tackled head-on.
Can't be wishy-washy
about certain things.
You make it sound so simple.
Sometimes, the simple way's
the right way.
Well, it is rare to see
such wisdom in a man your age.
I know you're being sarcastic,
but at this moment,
"wisdom" is the right word.
What the hell
were you thinking?
Nothing to worry about.
Everything's cool.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Me and Scott are good.
Well, I'm not good, you talked
to my boss behind my back.
Well
he and I needed to have
a man-to-man talk.
Oh
So, as long as all the men got together
and worked everything out.
Why are you all
bent out of shape?
We came to an understanding,
you can go.
I can go?
Yeah.
So, what, I have
your permission?
No, not my permission, my
Blessing?
Well, is that okay?
No.
Then let's keep thinking.
Stop enjoying this.
When I can, I will.
Okay, I did my homework.
I am officially a meteor expert.
Okay, wow me.
Did you know that meteors and
shooting stars are the same thing?
Yes, I did.
Okay. It's polite
just to say, "Wow."
So, listen, um
I want to apologize again
about Georgie coming down here.
It's fine.
I think it's good that we met.
Well, look, I told him there
was nothing to worry about.
I get it, I wouldn't love it
if my fiancée
was going away
with an ex-boyfriend.
Well, we're not going away,
it's a work trip.
Right, but when you and I
first got together,
it was on a work trip.
Well, that was different.
I was single then.
I wasn't.
Listen,
I never apologized
for how that ended.
Oh, come on,
it was such a long time ago.
- Yeah, true.
- Yeah, but do it.
I'm sorry.
I handled that badly,
and you deserved better.
Thank you.
So, tomorrow morning?
Yeah, I'll see you then.
- Okay. Oh, Mandy?
- Hmm?
Your husband's got himself
some brass balls.
Mine are bigger.
Oh, I'm only gone one night,
I already miss you so much.
[kisses]
What about me?
Eh, it's only one night.
You'll call me
when you get there?
- Might be kind of late.
- I don't care.
Okay.
You guys got any plans
while I'm gone?
Nothing special,
maybe take this one
to the petting zoo,
get some ice cream,
feed the ducks.
Are you trying to punish me?
Yeah.
All right,
I'll see you tomorrow.
- Love you.
- Love you, too.
Hey, maybe while Mommy's gone,
we'll see a bunny rabbit.
Oh, knock it off.
CONNOR:
Yes?
We need to talk.
CONNOR:
It's open.
Look, I don't know what's
going on in your personal life,
but you can't be taking it out
on your mother.
I really don't want
to talk about this.
I don't care.
You owe her an apology.
Fine, I'll apologize.
Just please tell me in the future
you and Chloe will be more careful.
She broke up with me.
- What?
- Yeah.
I'm sorry.
You want to talk about it?
What's the point?
Come on, tell me.
At first, she was relieved
she wasn't pregnant,
but it still freaked her out.
That's understandable.
No.
What freaked her out was the thought
of having a baby with me.
[crying]
And now, let's go
to our correspondent
Mandy McAllister
in the Chihuahuan Desert
for live coverage
of the Leonid meteor shower.
Thank you, Kimberly.
Well, we haven't seen
any meteor activity just yet,
uh, but while we wait,
I can tell you that
the first meteor shower
was observed 2,000 years ago
in China.
Uh, and not only that,
meteors can travel
at speeds up to
160,000 miles per hour.
I think we can all agree
that that's pretty zippy.
Oh, a-and did you know
that the word meteor comes from
the Greek "meteoron,"
meaning "thing in the air"?
[chuckles]
Those Greeks had a way
with words, huh?
Thank you, Mandy.
That's a lot of good stuff.
[stammers] I have more.
Uh, the largest meteor shower
to hit the Earth was in South Africa.
It happened
two billion years ago,
and it was almost
ten miles wide,
- and since this is Texas - Good stuff.
Let's check in with Chip for sports. Chip.