How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord (2018) s02e05 Episode Script

[SHERA]
Diablo! Diablo!
[LUMACHINA] No. No!
Please, please be okay.
What just happened?
[TAKUMA] Never thought my
Underwater Movement skill
would end up coming in so handy.
Though I still can't move
as freely as I expected.
[TAKUMA]
Horn!
[TAKUMA] Well, it was
fun while it lasted.
RIP EX rank equipment.
Thanks for burning like a boss.
That was such a close call.
Sucks that I had to
lose my Tenma's Staff
in all that chaos, too.
[HORN groans]
[TAKUMA] I don't know what
ailments are possible out here,
but sleeping in wet
clothes can't be good.
This fire will
probably die soon.
I should get him out of those
so he doesn't freeze.
There we go.
[TAKUMA] I never realized
how scrawny he is.
You need to pump up
those pecs, bro.
His pants are wet, too.
Ugh. Whatever.
Just a couple guys
helping each other out
in a damp cave.
Man these things are soaked!
Kitty litter.
What the? That's not right.
[TAKUMA]
Where's his?
Is that a hmm-hmm?
The clothes looked
like a dude's, so
No, no, no, no, no!
[HORN]
Where are we?
Um, what happened?
Where are your clothes?
I swear, I have no idea
why I'm naked!
[TAKUMA] This is not
what I signed up to do!
Please give me my clothes.
They're way too small for you!
Oh good, you're awake now.
It's about time.
I just saved your life because
you're weak and
I'm a Demon Lord.
Uh--
[DIABLO] I've uh, learned a
thing or two about mortal races.
You can die if your
clothes are wet.
So I bravely removed
them for you!
You're welcome, I guess!
[HORN sighs]
I was just surprised.
Trust me, so was I!
Thank you. It was kind of you
to save my li--[sneezes]
[DIABLO] If you're cold,
just move in closer if you want.
[HORN]
Hm?
I can't stop
worrying about him.
It's hard being an
obsessive elf sometimes,
but you know Diablo will
be back with Horn soon.
We have to keep moving forward.
He'd want it that way.
Have faith. That's what'll
pull us through.
[SHERA]
You're so right.
Duh! 'Cause he's Diablo!
[TAKUMA]
I should've been more specific
about moving in
closer to the fire.
I didn't think
she was that dense.
Ahem!
Would you care to explain to me
why you were dressed like a man?
Oh sure.
When I was young, I was
separated from my parents.
Or maybe they abandoned me.
And when you're feeling alone,
It feels so much safer.
And convenient.
[TAKUMA]
That had to have been hard.
Surviving on her own.
She's so brave.
When I was much younger,
on cold days,
my family and I used to
huddle up like this.
To keep each other warm?
[HORN]
Papa.
[TAKUMA]
Nope! We're not going there!
[HORN] What I meant
by that was, you know,
like a, a sign of respect!
Like I respect you
as an adventurer
that I want to be like someday!
[TAKUMA] Mm-kay. Anyway,
what area are we in now?
[HORN]
Hey, Mister.
Do you think all of
our friends are okay?
Because of the monsters
on that last floor?
[DIABLO]
I'm sure they're fine.
Shera's gotten pretty
good with her bow.
The tenth floor
moves and separates,
but Rem's sharp eye
will keep them safe.
The eleventh floor
has a graveyard
with corpses on the attack,
but Lumachina's prayers
are so powerful.
Wow! It sounds like
they've got it handled!
However, if they make
it to the twelfth floor,
they'll meet the Guardian,
and the three of them
won't be enough.
Uh Guardian?
We need to find them soon.
[HORN]
Whoa! What are those?
[DIABLO]
A reason to celebrate!
Now we have answers!
At least I know exactly
where we are now!
'Kay, this is the twelfth floor.
Great! Let's go!
[ALL gasp]
[SHERA]
Rem, is someone out there?
[REM]
Yeah.
And it may or may not be
a Level Eighty Death Dancer.
Look what the cat threw up!
[ALL gasp]
I must've overshot when I was
rushing to catch up to you!
Silly me.
[LUMACHINA] I don't understand.
How are you alive?
[GEWALT]
Spoilers, dear.
I'm disappointed not to
see my favorite demon.
I wonder what happened to him?
[GEWALT chuckles] What a perfect
opportunity for us.
Lumachina, this is
for you, love. Die!
[GEWALT]
Fire Bees! Come forth!
[SHERA gasps]
I don't think the bow's
gonna work. Plan B!
[REM] Come forth.
Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly!
[ALL roar]
Okay, now! Don't screw up!
Rose Prison, go!
[GEWALT]
So sorry!
Your tactics are
simply too predictable!
What kind of jerk uses
his summons like that?
[GEWALT] Such desperate looks
on the faces of weak women.
They're just to die for!
[GEWALT chuckles] Now, in which
way shall I kill you lovelies?
Hey! What's going on?
No! Not my precious summons!
This has gotta be
wind magic. Diab--
[gasps]
[KING BLACK DRAGON] What puny
beings dare to invade my land?
You will all be granted
the same death.
There's no way!
How'd that thing get in here?
[KING BLACK DRAGON] Feeble foes,
if you wish to resist,
then unleash your power.
[REM] Wow. That's a
Large Black Dragon.
Look. I I
have better things to do
than conquer a dungeon, ya know?
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
If you will not resist,
then I'll simply slaughter you
with a single blow.
[GEWALT]
Now wait just a minute.
Don't go getting cocky on me.
Pathetic lizard!
[GEWALT]
Appear before me now. Ifrit!
[REM] He summoned the
ultimate fire summon!
Yep. So long, Lizard.
It's the end of you! [chuckles]
Get him, Ifrit! Attack!
[IFRIT grunts]
[GEWALT]
That's how it's done, Ifrit!
Show that sack of
scales who's boss!
My goodness, he's burning
through my MP like a monster.
Hurry up and finish him off!
Yes, sir! Lizard stew tonight!
[KING BLACK DRAGON] Are you
finished, miniature morsle?
Have you had your
fill of despair?
I hope so.
It's time to die!
[roars]
[GEWALT gasps]
Ifrit, no! Don't die.
Please, come back!
How could you destroy my prize?
My ultimate summon!
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
How sad that this is the most
you mortal races can achieve.
[ALL gasp]
[REM]
Um, we should go.
[SHERA]
Good call.
Lumachina?
What are you doing?
[LUMACHINA] Please keep
holding on. I'll heal you now.
[LUMACHINA] Dear God,
please hear my prayers
and save this man.
I beg you to grant him
your generous mercy.
Huh. You must be out of
your mind. Or naive.
Do you have any idea
what all I've done?
[LUMACHINA]
I care not.
God grants forgiveness
without judgement,
and the opportunity to repent
for as long as we are alive.
[LUMACHINA]
So, God.
Please heal the wounds
this man suffers from,
and give him a second
chance at life.
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Really?
Very impressive.
God must be a wonderful person.
'Scuse me. We were
wondering if we might have
a word with you
before we run?
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Hmm? I see a human blessed
with one wing by God,
an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow,
and then you--the vessel of
Well, isn't that special?
[BOTH sigh]
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
It doesn't matter.
The lives of such diminutive
humans last but a moment.
Even if they were to end now,
it would make
such little difference.
Wow, that's rude.
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Now, get out of my sight!
[ALL gasp]
[ALL gasp]
[DIABLO] Looks like
I made it just in time.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[DIABLO chuckles]
Unfortunately, I'm in a hurry.
I don't have time to sit through
one of your silly
shows right now.
Let's go, you tragic Dragon!
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Ah. So you wish to insult me.
Then I'll grant you
the death you're begging for!
Gather in light against those
who defy providence in the dark!
[KING BLACK DRAGON] I'll teach
you not to be so arrogant!
Watch and learn!
[TAKUMA]
Without Tenma's Staff,
this will take a bit
more time, but.
It'll make it. It has to.
It's gonna make it in time! Yes!
[DIABLO]
Hercules Lance!
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Why, you
Thunder Axe!
[KING BLACK DRAGON groans]
[ALL cheering]
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
Impossible!
I can't die at the hands
of a feeble minion!
I won't die yet!
I still have to
leave behind someone
to inherit my my memories.
So that's it.
[TAKUMA] Of course. He's a
virgin, too. Makes sense.
Dragons probably have a harder
time meeting other Dragons.
[ROSE] Pardon me. Who decided it
was okay for you to run off?
[ALL gasp]
[ROSE] You are the guardian
of the twelfth floor.
Disobeying the Master's
orders warrants death.
At least a thousand
of them here.
[TAKUMA]
Wait a minute. Is that?
Would you like me to
clean up that mess for you?
[KING BLACK DRAGON]
What? A mess?
Get out of my way, you fool.
You're nothing but
a mere puppet!
[ROSE] Don't you ever, and I
mean ever, call me a puppet!
[ROSE]
It's time for you to pay for
the price of your sins,
with your life!
Krios!
[KING BLACK DRAGON groans]
[ROSE] This was never
part of the arrangement.
I am not the guardian
of the twelfth floor.
But I can clean it up for you.
[TAKUMA]
She's actually real.
I remember her.
I thought she had a cute design
when I created the dungeon
so I figured the
thirteenth floor could use
a Magimatic Maid.
Because why the hell not?
[TAKUMA]
Oh man, what's her name?
[ROSE]
Now. It's time to clean up.
Do you remember anything
from those days? Well, Rose?
[gasps]
My name is Diablo. No, wait.
Perhaps I should say
I'm "@Diablo-13."
[ROSE gasps]
Master?
[DIABLO]
It's true, Rose. I've returned.
[ROSE] I don't believe it.
You're finally here.
Good to have you home,
Master. Welcome back.
[ALL gasp]
Whoa. Way too bright.
Is this the treasure vault?
[SHERA]
So shiny and glittery!
[HORN]
Look at all that gold!
It's a mountain of treasure!
[SHERA gasps] I can't believe
you made this entire dungeon
by yourself, Diablo!
Always full of surprises!
[REM] That explains why you knew
how to beat every floor.
[TAKUMA]
Close call.
I'm just glad they aren't
accusing me of setting them up.
How long should I
pretend not to notice
before you tell me
who that girl is?
[ROSE]
Thank you for asking.
My entire existence revolves
around serving my Master.
Tell me, what kind of
base-born mare are you?
Sorry, what?
I don't remember including you
in this conversation.
Is your name Diablo, too?
Master, may I please
have your permission
to destroy this vile being?
I dare you to
ask me that directly.
How would you like
a taste of Asterismos?
Stop! You're making
my mind hurt!
[ROSE] Master, I present
the White Ox Statue
you've been searching for.
[DIABLO chuckles]
You certainly made us go through
enough trouble to get it.
And now that we have this,
we can save Lumachina, can't we?
I guess. What is she supposed
to do, just climb on board?
I'm surprised you don't know.
[TAKUMA] Because all I know
how to do is click "use,"
and that's not
an option right now.
It's working. I can feel it.
The warmth of God is
coming from this statue.
[gasps]
[ALL gasp]
[panting]
Hey, Lumachina, do you
need some help over there?
No thanks. [pants]
I can I can feel Him.
He's so close and so am I.
[TAKUMA]
That's what she said. Ew.
[gasps] It's so hot!
I feel dizzy.
Lumachina? Can you
hear me? [gasps]
The marks.
They look like they're
fading a little!
Yes. I think they are.
That's the power of God.
Wow. Oh look, they're
almost completely gone.
[LUMACHINA gasps]
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to hurt you.
[LUMACHINA] It feels so, so
tingly and numb right there.
[SHERA]
You're okay. I've got you.
[TAKUMA]
And this is called 'healing'?
[LUMACHINA panting]
The power of God is so strong.
[SHERA]
Yeah, I can tell.
Look at all that bright light.
It's steadily driving
itself inside you.
It's almost complete.
Can you feel it?
[LUMACHINA gasps]
Oh, yes! Yes!
God has entered me at last!
[LUMACHINA screams]
[ROSE]
You look amazing, dear Master.
[SHERA] Yeah! That new
outfit is so cool!
Well would you expect
anything less from a Demon Lord?
[HORN]
We need to talk!
A skirt? It barely
covers anything!
[DIABLO] Not only will it
improve your speed,
but it will also help with
granting magic resistance.
Be grateful and accept it.
I'm grateful, but
It looks adorable!
But I missed the part where we
discovered you're a girl, Horn!
[HORN gasps]
[REM]
Um. Is this some kind of prank?
It's just scraps of fabric
and chrome chips.
Where's the rest of it?
[DIABLO] Actually,
it grants physical defense,
magic resistance, and speed.
And that ring has the power
to strengthen your Summons.
Yeah. Sure.
Are you snubbing rare items?
[REM] Maybe. I need
a minute to process.
No fair! You got everybody
else new outfits!
All I ever got were some
ragged Tempest Arrows!
Not up to me.
At your current level,
that's what you can use.
Aww.
[SHERA]
Wow, look how pretty!
Hey, can I please have this?
Sure. Whatever
lights your fire.
What's wrong? Horn?
Uh, nothing!
Everything's terrific!
[SHERA]
So shiny!
[sighs] It's almost time to
Rose? Is something
bothering you?
[ROSE]
No, sir.
Granting my master's wishes is
what I consider my greatest joy.
But I can't help
that watching you
share your treasures
with these other girls is
making me feel so very
crazy and envious of them!
I used to be the only one.
I long for the days when you
adored me--and only me.
[TAKUMA]
She's right.
She was the first and
only for a long time.
[DIABLO]
Gorgeous.
This is the first item
I ever obtained
when I was starting out.
Would you like me to place this
in the vault for you, Master?
No. It's not to manage.
It's a, come on,
you know. A gift.
One bestowed upon you
by the Demon Lord himself!
[ROSE gasps]
So, you're giving it to me?
Do you mean that?
[DIABLO]
Uh. Yeah.
Thank you so much, Master.
I'll treasure it.
[DIABLO]
Much better.
You should be able to
carry it with you now.
[LUMACHINA] Yes! And now
we can finally save those
afflicted by the
Death Knell Disease!
[REM]
Let's head to the city!
[ROSE]
I wouldn't if I were you.
It's pointless to
take it there now.
I don't see how it
would be pointless?
As of right now,
the Demon Lord's Army
is heading toward
Zircon Tower City.
[HENRICK]
Reporting!
Half of the people have
finished evacuating!
[LAMINITUS] We're going
too slow! Let's speed it up!
[SOLDIER 5A]
Reporting!
The Demon Lord's Army is
five thousand melds away!
Roughly three hundred large
monsters have been spotted!
You have time.
I'll be by to collect you
the night of the next full moon.
Well, so much for
the next full moon.
Pathetic liar.
[LAMINITUS]
They have three hundred Fallen
against our four
thousand soldiers.
This won't be an easy fight!
[SHERA] The Demon Lord's Army?
Are you kidding me?
[REM]
Whose genius idea was this?
The city needs us. But we
We're going to lose so many.
[TAKUMA] I don't have a clue
what they're freaking out about.
However, saving a city under
attack is an RPG staple!
We're not backing down!
[LAMINITUS]
Someone, please, save them!
My soldiers! My people!
[VARAKNESS]
How dare you!
There's no escaping
your death this time!
[DIABLO]
Return everything to white.
White Nova!