Level Up (2012) s02e05 Episode Script
A Wizza's Best Friend
BEWILDERED!
[ GASPING ]AMAZED!
ASTONISHED!
ARE JUST SOME OF THE WORDS
YOU'RE GOING TO USE
TO DESCRIBE WHAT YOU SEE
BEFORE YOU TONIGHT!
IT IS DAYTIME.
[ SNORTS ]THANKS.
IS THIS A MAGIC SHOW?
COULD YOU SAW DANTE
IN HALF?
You don't even have to put him
back together.
YEAH! DO IT!
IT'S NOT MAGIC.
IT'S SCIENCE.
SCIENCE IS LEARNING.
I'M OUT!
WAIT!
BEHOLD.
AN ORDINARY HANDKERCHIEF
BECOMES MY LATEST INVENTION.
NOPE.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
A FLEXIBLE, FOLDABLE,
STUFF-IT-IN-YOUR-POCKE
VIDEO SCREEN!
IT'S NOT SCIENCE!
IT'S TV!
I'M BACK IN!
AND WITH A LITTLE SWIVEL
OF MY HIPS
Wyatt:
WAIT! WAIT! STOP!
I WANT TO SEE THAT!
I'M HERE LIVE ON THE SCENE,
WHERE PROFESSOR E.L. KINKEL WAS
JUST FIRED BY THE GOVERNMEN
FOR INSISTING
THAT A MYTHICAL CREATURE,
THE WACHUPA, REALLY EXISTS.
EVEN THOUGH
NO ONE HAS REALLY SEEN ONE.
THERE HE IS NOW.
PROFESSOR KINKEL, ANY WORDS?
WACHUPAS ARE REAL.
I'VE SEEN THEM.
THEY STEAL MY SOCKS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WACHUPAS
ARE TOTALLY FAKE!
THAT WEIRDO THINKS
THAT THEY'RE REAL!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
THAT NUTTER'S THE REASON
WHY I PUT WACHUPAS IN THE GAME.
IT'S NOT STEALING
IF IT DOESN'T EXIST.
I'VE SEEN THOSE WACHUPAS
IN THE GAME.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE WORTH
10,000 GOLD, THOUGH.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
IS THAT A LOT?
SO, WHAT'S SO GREA
ABOUT WACHUPAS?
I DESIGNED THEM
TO BE LOYAL AND CUTE
AND LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT
PROVIDED YOU PAY
SEVERAL FEES.
WELL, THEN,
WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
THEY'RE LIKE --WOULD I THINK THEY'RE CUTE?
FUNNY STORY.DO THEY HAVE TEETH?
DO YOU HAVE TO BRUSH 'EM?
DO THEY HAVE TAILS?
DO THEY WAG 'EM
OR DO THEY HANG BY THEM?
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
THEY WIND UP --ARE THEY SOFT?
DO THEY SHED?
DO THEY LIKE PEOPLE?
WHAT DO THEY EAT?
ALL THIS
BLABBEDY-BLAB!
CAN WE JUST SHOW HER?
SOUNDS GOOD.
I GUESS IT'S EASIER TO SHOW
THAN TELL.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LEAK ONE OUT.
BUT IN 10 MINUTES,
IT'S GOING RIGHT BACK
IN THE GAME.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
IT'S GONNA TAKE AWHILE.
LEAKING OUT A CREATURE IS HARD.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
OHUH
[ SNORTS ]
SOANYONE MAKE
ANY NEW FRIENDS LATELY?
WHY WOULD I NEED FRIENDS
WHEN I'M SO FULFILLED
BY INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS
LIKE THESE?
I'M FRIENDS WITH A NEW ROCK
IN MY BACKYARD.
Max:
SURE, NEW ROCKS ARE FUN.
JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY GET OLD.
YEAH.
YEAH.
I GOT IT!OKAY.
WHEW!
UH, UH, UH, UH.
[ CHIRPING ]
OH!
GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
Angie:
SO, THAT'S A WACHUPA.
GOT IT.
YOU CAN PUT IT BACK NOW.
NO!
I WANT TO KEEP IT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
BUT -- BUT MY DAD
NEVER LET ME GET A PET!
FOR GOOD REASON.
WHEN AN ANIMAL BUYS ME FOOD
AND CLEANS UP MY MESS,
MAYBE I'LL GET ONE.
BUT UNTIL THEN,
IT'S ROBOT BUTLERS
AND COLLEGE INTERNS FOR ME.
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
IT CAN LIVE HERE!
AND -- AND I'LL FEED IT,
I'LL WALK IT.
OOH, I'LL LOVE I
AND CALL IT MY OWN!
NO WAY, LYLE,
BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE
WHO ENDS UP TAKING CARE OF IT.
MM-HMM.
[ WHIMPERS ]
SHE'S RIGHT, LYLE.
HAVING A PET IS
A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF ONE.
YES, I DO!
I'LL TOTALLY TAKE CARE
OF IT.
I KNOW YOU SAY
YOU WILL, LYLE,
BUT REMEMBER HOW YOU PROMISED
YOU'D PRACTICE
IF WE LET YOU
GET A GUITAR?
[ BABBLES ]
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
PLUS, THERE'S THE ISSUE
THAT
WE ALREADY HAVE A PET.
WHAT?
WE DON'T HAVE A PET.
OH, DON'T WE?
Dante: OH, MAN, I GOT TO STOP
CHASING GOPHERS
THROUGH THAT FIELD
OF ITCHY WEEDS.
OHH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
PLEASE, YOU GUYS.
I'M ALREADY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ARE YOU GOING TO DENY A GUY
HIS LAST CHANCE
TO HAVE A BOYHOOD PET?
TO ONE DAY TELL
MY KIDS ABOUT,
AND TO USE
IN MY INTERNET PASSWORDS?
OH, I HATE IT WHEN HE TURNS ON
THE SAD EYES.
LETTING HIM KEEP IT WOULD BE
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR A LIFE LESSON.
EVERY KID
SHOULD HAVE ONE PET.
I DID WHEN I WAS A BOY.
I HAD A FROG.
HE DIED A TRAGIC DEATH.
IT HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY.
NEVER COULD GET OVER IT.
YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET A PET.
ALL RIGHT!
COME HERE, BELVEDERE!
HEY. AAH!
[ WHISTLING ]
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
WELL, LYLE, IT SEEMS LIKE
THE TWO OF YOU
ARE HITTING IT OFF.
YEAH. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
AT THE PARK
WITH ME
AND BELVEDERE THIS MORNING.
I TAUGHT HIM TO SIT,
HEEL,
AND HE ATE
THREE SQUIRRELS.
HE DIDN'T EAT A SQUIRREL
NAMED LAWRENCE, DID HE?
THAT LITTLE NUT SNATCHER
OWES ME THREE ACORNS.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
LYLE'S PROVING TO BE
AN EXCELLENT PET OWNER.
SOMETHING ELSE I'M GREAT AT.
THE LIST GETS LONGER.
ONE THING, THOUGH --
I HAVE TO GO TO A DINNER
HONORING MY DAD
AS CAR DEALER OF THE YEAR,
AND THEN I HAVE TO HELP
NATALIE AND REGGIE
WITH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT.
CAN YOU GUYS WATCH
BELVEDERE TONIGHT? THANKS.
[ WHISTLING RESUMES ]
UH-UH-UH.
MM-HMM.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES,
POWER DRAINS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ CRACKLING ]
BAD WACHUPA!
[ BARKS, ROARS ]
NO EXPLODING HAIRBALLS!
BAD! BAD! BAD!
YOU --
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
WYATT, WANT TO COME OVER AND
THROW THE PLASTIC FLYING DISK
SO I CAN PRACTICE
CATCHING IT IN MY MOUTH?
I CAN'T.
I'M BUSY TAKING CARE
OF LYLE'S BAD, BAD WACHUPA!
UGH! THAT STUPID WACHUPA'S
GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION!
Hello? Hello?
How come you never --
[ SCREAMS ]
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
LIKE THAT?
HELLO?
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
THEN I HAVE A CAPTAINS' MEETING
FOR FOOTBALL.
OH! AND IT'S
VERONICA'S BIRTHDAY,
SO I'M TAKING HER TO DINNER,
SO IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND
NO!NO!
WHAT?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE
OF BELVEDERE, LYLE
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
HAVING A WACHUPA WAS FUN
FOR A DAY,
BUT NOW THE FUN IS OVER.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WE'RE SORRY, LYLE,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BARD BELVEDERE.
BARD BELVEDERE?
OH, NO.
[ GROWLS ]
NO!
CHECK OUT THIS PONCHO.
IT'S WARM, WATERPROOF,
AND HAS HD.
Announcer: ALSO APPEARING
AT GATHERING OF THE GEEKS
WILL BE THE STARS
OF THE FANTASY CLASSIC
"THE FRIENDSHIP
OF THE NECKLACE."
SIMILARITIES TO EXISTING
CHARACTERS IN LITERATURE
MAY OR MAY NOT BE COINCIDENCE.
AND DON'T MISS CRACKPOT
PROFESSOR E. L. KINKEL,
WHO WILL HOST A PANEL
ON WACHUPA.
IS IT A MYTH, OR IS IT REAL?!
TURN IT OFF.
I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO SEE THAT, LYLE.
YEAH.
WELL, TIME TO TAKE MY FIRS
AND ONLY PET TO THE WOODS
AND SAY GOODBYE.
IT'S FOR THE BEST, LYLE.
IF YOU'D BEEN
A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER,
IT WOULDN'T HAVE
COME TO THIS.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
FOR TOUGH LOVE, WYATT.
THIS IS VERY DIFFICUL
FOR LYLE.
HE'S VERY EMOTIONAL.
EMOTIONS ARE
WHY I CREATED WACHUPAS
FOR CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS.
IT LEADS TO ALL SORTS
OF BAD DECISIONS.
PLUS, PLAYERS SPEND A TON
OF MONEY ON WACHUPA OUTFITS.
PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS
ARE SUCKERS.
[ SIGHS ]
DID I
SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
[ WACHUPA BARKING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
YOU'RE BACK!
YOU'RE BACK!
LET'S PLAY
TUG-OF-WAR!
GRAB AN END.
NOT NOW, BOY.
NOT NOW.
Angie: OH, LYLE.
POOR THING.
I'M SORRY.
YEAH, WELL.
AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT I
FEELS LIKE TO LOVE A PET.
AND TO BE LOVED BY ONE.
SEE?
THE PAIN AND SADNESS
IS WORTH IT.
OH, LYLE.
COME ON.
DON'T MAKE USFEEL BAD.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
I LEARNED MY LESSON, WYATT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED,
RIGHT?
WELL, YEAH,
BUT DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
HANG IN THERE, LYLE.
BARBARA SAYS
TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS.
THAT AND REVENGE.
OH.
THANKS, GUYS.
I'LL BE OKAY.
THAT IS THE SPIRIT.
EVENTUALLY!
YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
THAT BUILDS CHARACTER.
HOW?
BUDDY!
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AH.
MMM.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
[ HUMMING ]
HEY, FRIEND.
HEY, DANTE!
WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?
OH, YEAH.
[ GROANS ]
I WAS JUST THINKING
OF ALL THE GOOD TIMES
I HAD WITH BELVEDERE.
GOOD TIMES,
INDEED.
CAN'T IMAGINE
BARDING THAT LITTLE FELLA.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
YEAH.
WHAT SPELL DID YOU USE?
UH
LULLA BYE BYE.
IT'S GENTLE.
IT WAS GENTLE.
MM-HMM.
WHERE DID YOU DO IT?
IN THE WOODS.IN THE WOODS WHERE?
BY THATTREE.
THE BIG TREE
WITH THE HOLE IN I
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A SCREAMING PERSON?
SURE.
RIGHT
AH! [ GROANS ] HEY!
OH, MAN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY SANDWICH?!
UH
I'M LATE FOR CLASS!
I GOT TO GO!
WEIRD.
WHY WOULD I EAT A HANDWICH?
I HAD ONE YESTERDAY.
AND LYLE LEAVING QUICKLY
WAS WEIRD, TOO.
SANDWICH?
HERE. COME THIS WAY.
[ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, BELVEDERE.
DANTE IS ONTO US.
SO WE GOT TO
MAKE SOME TOUGH CHOICES
UNTIL THINGS SETTLE DOWN.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU
IN THIS SHED.
I'LL BE BACK TO GET YOU
IN A FEW HOURS.
[ SIGHS ]
HERE WE GO.
BYE.
[ BEEPING ]
Angie:
YOU SEEM GOOD, LYLE.
I'M PROUD OF YOU
FOR NOT LETTING THIS WHOLE
WACHUPA THING GET YOU DOWN.
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I ALWAYS SAY --
ATTITUDE AND GRATITUDE
KEEP AWAY THE SADITUDE.
SADITUDE IS NOT A WORD.
BUT A FINE AMALGAMATION
OF TWO ACTUAL WORDS
THAT SHOWS
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB
ACCEPTING THE CONSEQUENCES
OF YOUR BAD DECISION.
AH!
[ SNIFFING ]
I SMELL WACHUPA.
SOMETHING YOU
WANT TO TELL US, LYLE?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
MY NEW VIDEO SCREEN
IS ALSO GREAT FOR ASTRONAUTS.
WHY MISS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE
OF SAMURAI LARRY
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY
CONQUERING
ONE OF THE MOONS OF JUPITER
AS PART OF
A GAME OF FULL-TIME GALAXY RISK
WITH YOUR BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS?
BORING!
THEY REPEAT THIS ONE
LIKE FIVE TIMES A WEEK, DUDE.
I KNOW.
I'M SICK OF IT, TOO.
HUGE NEWS IN DAVENTRY HILLS.
SO-CALLED CRACKPOT
PROFESSOR E.L. KINKLE,
LONG THOUGHT TO BE
OUT OF HIS EVER-LOVIN' GOURD,
HAS MADE AN AMAZING DISCOVERY.
PROFESSOR.
NOW EVERYONE HAS TO
STOP LAUGHING AT ME.
MY MOM HAS TO
ADMIT THAT I'M HER SON AGAIN.
AND THE STUPID GOVERNMENT
HAS TO REHIRE ME, BECAUSE
THIS IS A REAL LIVE WACHUPA.
[ BOTH GASP ]
IT'S OKAY.
I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
THE GOVERNMEN
HAS CAPTURED A LEAK!
WE'RE SO BORKED, WE'RE
THE PRESIDENTS OF BORKGANISTAN!
IT'S ACTUALLY
WORSE THAN YOU THINK.
A WACHUPA IS NOT JUST A LEAK.
I DESIGNED IT TO BE
A PET THAT NEEDS LOVE.
AND IF IT DOESN'
GET ENOUGH LOVE
OH, NO.
IT DIES?
IT EXPLODES.
WAIT, SO YOU MEAN
THEY CAPTURED A LEAK
THAT'S GOING TO
GO KA-BLOWIE?
THIS ISYOUR FAULT,
WYATT AND ANGIE!
YOU'RE THE ONES WHO
LET LYLE HAVE A PET.
Angie: NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS ALL WYATT'S FAULT.
BECAUSE WYATT SAID
THAT LETTING LYLE GET A PE
WOULD BE A GOOD LIFE LESSON.
YOU SAID
EVERY KID SHOULD HAVE A PET!
IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAUL
BECAUSE I DESIGNED THE WACHUPA!
HEY, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!
I JUST DID MY JOB!
[ ALL ARGUING ]
[ WHISTLES LOUDLY ]
STOP!
THIS IS MY FAULT.
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF A PET.
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGH
BEFORE BELVEDERE BLOWS.
AND I KNOW
JUST THE GUY WHO CAN HELP US.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Woman: GET THE DOOR.
Pssst.
Over here.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
STUPID GOVERNMENT.
FIRST THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME,
THEN THEY FIRED ME,
AND THEN THEY STOLE MY WACHUPA!
THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN
TAKING CARE OF IT RIGHT.
[ MIMICS EXPLOSION ]
Psst.
Over here.
Woman: WHO WAS IT?
YOU'VE BEEN WRONGED,
PROFESSOR KINKLE.
BUT WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY
ABOUT MY MOM.
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO
HELP YOU GET YOUR WACHUPA BACK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE VERY
MATURE FOR OUR AGE.
YEAH, AND WE'RE
SUPER DUPER SNEAKY AND TRICKSY.
AND WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF
THE GOVERNMENT HOLDING FACILITY
AND OUR--
SUPER DUPER
SNEAKINESS AND TRICKSIN--
WE CAN GET BACK
YOUR WACHUPA.
AND, UHHOW DO YOU
FIT INTO ALL THIS?
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH KIDS?
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DON'T LIKE THEM.
I'M JUST HERE
TO SUPERVISE THE OPERATION
AND MAKE SURE THINGS GO WELL
SO I DON'T HAVE TO
LIVE ON THE MOON.
LYLE! ANGIE!
YOU LOOK FOR
A DOOR IN THE BACK.
WE'LL CREATE A DIVERSION.
OR WE CAN
JUST WAIT
THREE, TWO, ONE
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
ICE CREAM MAN!
YOU'RE LATE.
SORRY, THOSE CIA DUDES
TAKE AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME
TO PICK OUT A FLAVOR.
AND THEY WHISPER A LOT.
OKAY. FOLLOW ME.
THEY CHANGE
THE SECURITY CODE DAILY
BASED ON
A JOHN NAPIER LOGARITHM
WHEREBY X EQUALS
TODAY'S DATE
AND Y EQUALS
THE PREDICTED HIGH TEMPERATURE.
JOHN NAPIER?
THE BOBSLEDDER?
YES.
WHAT?
YOU GUYS DON'T FOLLOW
COMPETITIVE BOBSLEDDING?
[ Singsong voice ]
LOSERS.
I KNOW THAT LOGARITHM!
THE ANSWER IS
4-7-6-5-9!
9. WE GOT IT!
[ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
YOU'RE
A VERY BRIGHT YOUNG MAN.
HE REMINDS US CONSTANTLY.
DON'T MAKE IT WORSE.
WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT HERE?
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]WHAT?
GUYS!
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS HERE!
DUDE, YOU GOTTA
TURN UP YOUR MUSIC.
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU
FROM IN THERE.
THIS WAY.
OKAY, WE'LL GO IN.
YOU STAY HERE.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU
AND WILL RECOGNIZE YOU
AND REALIZE
WHAT YOU'RE AFTER.
GOOD POINT.
BUT WHAT IF THEY SEE YOU?
THEY WON'T SEE US.
WE'LL BE
VERY CAREFUL AND QUIET.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
TURN IT OFF!
I CAN'T FIND THE SWITCH.
I'LL FIND IT.
OH! HEY! CUT IT OUT!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
OKAY. STARTING NOW
WE'LL BE VERY CAREFUL AND QUIET.
HEY!
STARTING NOW.
[ GASPS ]
[ TICKING ]HE'S ALREADY TICKING.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
I'LL GET BELVEDERE.
YOU GUYS STAND LOOKOUT.
ROGER THAT.
COPY THAT.
ROGER, COPY.
Man: WELL, WELL.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
OH BOY
UH
GEE
DAVENTRY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL
FIELD TRIP
SIR.
WHAT?
FOR OUR SECRET GOVERNMEN
AGENCIES CLASS.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT IF YOU
WANT TO GO TO SECRET COLLEGE.
HOW COME I
WASN'T TOLD ABOUT THIS?
IT'S PART OF OUR HOMEWORK
TO KEEP A SECRET,
SO WE COULDN'
TELL YOU.
[ Deep voice ] AND THEY DIDN'
BREATHE A WORD OF IT.
I'M JUS
SO DANG PROUD OF THESE KIDS.
HMM.
HEY, BUDDY.
IT'S ME.
[ BEEPING ]
COME ON. CHEER UP.
DON'T GO KABOOM.
I'M GONNA
GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
DAVENTRY HILLS FIGHT SONG
ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
[ ALL VOCALIZING ]
[ SINGS ALONG ]
THIS IS WHERE WE MONITOR
SUPERNATURAL AND SUPERHUMAN
PHENOMENA.
QUESTION
IN THE BLUE HOODIE.
YES.
DID YOU EVER FIND
A BABY FROM ANOTHER PLANE
THAT ABSORBED
OUR YELLOW SUNLIGH
AND GAINED SUPER STRENGTH
AND THE ABILITY TO FLY?
NO COMMENT.
YOUNG MAN
WITH THE STYLISH HAIRCUT.
YES. DID YOU EVER
HAVE A KID HERE
WHO GOT BIT BY
A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER
AND COULD SHOOT WEBS
OUT OF HIS WRIST?
WRIST? NO.
BUT HE SURE SHOT THEM OUT OF
SOME OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
BUTT.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUNG LADY WITH
THE TEEN MAGAZINE FASHION SENSE.
IF HE SHOT IT OUT OF --OOOH, I WAS NEXT.
WHERE'S THE GIFT SHOP?
THIS WAY.
THERE'S A SPECIAL ON
ITEMS THAT ARE BLACK.
[ BELVEDERE WHINING ]
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE,
BUDDY.
DID YOU FIND MY WACHUPA?
NO.
WE WERE TOO LATE.
THEY MUST HAVE TRANSPORTED I
TO ANOTHER FACILITY.
NO DOUBT YUCCA MOUNTAIN.
UH, YES, THAT IS THE ONLY
LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
CHEER UP.
I BOUGHT YOU
SOME COOL ROCKS.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
UH
THE GIFT SHOP.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
[ BARKS ]
GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'VE BEEN THE BEST PE
A GUY COULD EVER HAVE.
BUT YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF
IN THE GAME.
DON'T MAKE THIS
HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SPELL.
IT WON'T HURT ONE BIT.
GOODBYE, MY FRIEND.
JAMESON DOOHANEOUS.
OH.
YOU GUYS HERE TO
MAKE SURE I DID IT FOR REAL?
[ SCOFFS ]
NO.
WE KNEW THA
YOU WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING.
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
ALL RIGHT.
YAY!
YAY!
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GASPING ]AMAZED!
ASTONISHED!
ARE JUST SOME OF THE WORDS
YOU'RE GOING TO USE
TO DESCRIBE WHAT YOU SEE
BEFORE YOU TONIGHT!
IT IS DAYTIME.
[ SNORTS ]THANKS.
IS THIS A MAGIC SHOW?
COULD YOU SAW DANTE
IN HALF?
You don't even have to put him
back together.
YEAH! DO IT!
IT'S NOT MAGIC.
IT'S SCIENCE.
SCIENCE IS LEARNING.
I'M OUT!
WAIT!
BEHOLD.
AN ORDINARY HANDKERCHIEF
BECOMES MY LATEST INVENTION.
NOPE.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
A FLEXIBLE, FOLDABLE,
STUFF-IT-IN-YOUR-POCKE
VIDEO SCREEN!
IT'S NOT SCIENCE!
IT'S TV!
I'M BACK IN!
AND WITH A LITTLE SWIVEL
OF MY HIPS
Wyatt:
WAIT! WAIT! STOP!
I WANT TO SEE THAT!
I'M HERE LIVE ON THE SCENE,
WHERE PROFESSOR E.L. KINKEL WAS
JUST FIRED BY THE GOVERNMEN
FOR INSISTING
THAT A MYTHICAL CREATURE,
THE WACHUPA, REALLY EXISTS.
EVEN THOUGH
NO ONE HAS REALLY SEEN ONE.
THERE HE IS NOW.
PROFESSOR KINKEL, ANY WORDS?
WACHUPAS ARE REAL.
I'VE SEEN THEM.
THEY STEAL MY SOCKS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
WACHUPAS
ARE TOTALLY FAKE!
THAT WEIRDO THINKS
THAT THEY'RE REAL!
[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]
THAT NUTTER'S THE REASON
WHY I PUT WACHUPAS IN THE GAME.
IT'S NOT STEALING
IF IT DOESN'T EXIST.
I'VE SEEN THOSE WACHUPAS
IN THE GAME.
I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE WORTH
10,000 GOLD, THOUGH.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
IS THAT A LOT?
SO, WHAT'S SO GREA
ABOUT WACHUPAS?
I DESIGNED THEM
TO BE LOYAL AND CUTE
AND LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT
PROVIDED YOU PAY
SEVERAL FEES.
WELL, THEN,
WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
THEY'RE LIKE --WOULD I THINK THEY'RE CUTE?
FUNNY STORY.DO THEY HAVE TEETH?
DO YOU HAVE TO BRUSH 'EM?
DO THEY HAVE TAILS?
DO THEY WAG 'EM
OR DO THEY HANG BY THEM?
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
THEY WIND UP --ARE THEY SOFT?
DO THEY SHED?
DO THEY LIKE PEOPLE?
WHAT DO THEY EAT?
ALL THIS
BLABBEDY-BLAB!
CAN WE JUST SHOW HER?
SOUNDS GOOD.
I GUESS IT'S EASIER TO SHOW
THAN TELL.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL LEAK ONE OUT.
BUT IN 10 MINUTES,
IT'S GOING RIGHT BACK
IN THE GAME.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
IT'S GONNA TAKE AWHILE.
LEAKING OUT A CREATURE IS HARD.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
OHUH
[ SNORTS ]
SOANYONE MAKE
ANY NEW FRIENDS LATELY?
WHY WOULD I NEED FRIENDS
WHEN I'M SO FULFILLED
BY INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS
LIKE THESE?
I'M FRIENDS WITH A NEW ROCK
IN MY BACKYARD.
Max:
SURE, NEW ROCKS ARE FUN.
JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY GET OLD.
YEAH.
YEAH.
I GOT IT!OKAY.
WHEW!
UH, UH, UH, UH.
[ CHIRPING ]
OH!
GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
Angie:
SO, THAT'S A WACHUPA.
GOT IT.
YOU CAN PUT IT BACK NOW.
NO!
I WANT TO KEEP IT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
BUT -- BUT MY DAD
NEVER LET ME GET A PET!
FOR GOOD REASON.
WHEN AN ANIMAL BUYS ME FOOD
AND CLEANS UP MY MESS,
MAYBE I'LL GET ONE.
BUT UNTIL THEN,
IT'S ROBOT BUTLERS
AND COLLEGE INTERNS FOR ME.
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
IT CAN LIVE HERE!
AND -- AND I'LL FEED IT,
I'LL WALK IT.
OOH, I'LL LOVE I
AND CALL IT MY OWN!
NO WAY, LYLE,
BECAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE
WHO ENDS UP TAKING CARE OF IT.
MM-HMM.
[ WHIMPERS ]
SHE'S RIGHT, LYLE.
HAVING A PET IS
A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF ONE.
YES, I DO!
I'LL TOTALLY TAKE CARE
OF IT.
I KNOW YOU SAY
YOU WILL, LYLE,
BUT REMEMBER HOW YOU PROMISED
YOU'D PRACTICE
IF WE LET YOU
GET A GUITAR?
[ BABBLES ]
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
PLUS, THERE'S THE ISSUE
THAT
WE ALREADY HAVE A PET.
WHAT?
WE DON'T HAVE A PET.
OH, DON'T WE?
Dante: OH, MAN, I GOT TO STOP
CHASING GOPHERS
THROUGH THAT FIELD
OF ITCHY WEEDS.
OHH, THAT'S THE SPOT.
PLEASE, YOU GUYS.
I'M ALREADY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ARE YOU GOING TO DENY A GUY
HIS LAST CHANCE
TO HAVE A BOYHOOD PET?
TO ONE DAY TELL
MY KIDS ABOUT,
AND TO USE
IN MY INTERNET PASSWORDS?
OH, I HATE IT WHEN HE TURNS ON
THE SAD EYES.
LETTING HIM KEEP IT WOULD BE
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR A LIFE LESSON.
EVERY KID
SHOULD HAVE ONE PET.
I DID WHEN I WAS A BOY.
I HAD A FROG.
HE DIED A TRAGIC DEATH.
IT HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY.
NEVER COULD GET OVER IT.
YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET A PET.
ALL RIGHT!
COME HERE, BELVEDERE!
HEY. AAH!
[ WHISTLING ]
[ WHISTLING CONTINUES ]
WELL, LYLE, IT SEEMS LIKE
THE TWO OF YOU
ARE HITTING IT OFF.
YEAH. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN
AT THE PARK
WITH ME
AND BELVEDERE THIS MORNING.
I TAUGHT HIM TO SIT,
HEEL,
AND HE ATE
THREE SQUIRRELS.
HE DIDN'T EAT A SQUIRREL
NAMED LAWRENCE, DID HE?
THAT LITTLE NUT SNATCHER
OWES ME THREE ACORNS.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
LYLE'S PROVING TO BE
AN EXCELLENT PET OWNER.
SOMETHING ELSE I'M GREAT AT.
THE LIST GETS LONGER.
ONE THING, THOUGH --
I HAVE TO GO TO A DINNER
HONORING MY DAD
AS CAR DEALER OF THE YEAR,
AND THEN I HAVE TO HELP
NATALIE AND REGGIE
WITH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT.
CAN YOU GUYS WATCH
BELVEDERE TONIGHT? THANKS.
[ WHISTLING RESUMES ]
UH-UH-UH.
MM-HMM.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES,
POWER DRAINS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ CRACKLING ]
BAD WACHUPA!
[ BARKS, ROARS ]
NO EXPLODING HAIRBALLS!
BAD! BAD! BAD!
YOU --
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HELLO?
WYATT, WANT TO COME OVER AND
THROW THE PLASTIC FLYING DISK
SO I CAN PRACTICE
CATCHING IT IN MY MOUTH?
I CAN'T.
I'M BUSY TAKING CARE
OF LYLE'S BAD, BAD WACHUPA!
UGH! THAT STUPID WACHUPA'S
GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION!
Hello? Hello?
How come you never --
[ SCREAMS ]
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
LIKE THAT?
HELLO?
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
THEN I HAVE A CAPTAINS' MEETING
FOR FOOTBALL.
OH! AND IT'S
VERONICA'S BIRTHDAY,
SO I'M TAKING HER TO DINNER,
SO IF YOU GUYS DON'T MIND
NO!NO!
WHAT?
YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE CARE
OF BELVEDERE, LYLE
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
HAVING A WACHUPA WAS FUN
FOR A DAY,
BUT NOW THE FUN IS OVER.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WE'RE SORRY, LYLE,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BARD BELVEDERE.
BARD BELVEDERE?
OH, NO.
[ GROWLS ]
NO!
CHECK OUT THIS PONCHO.
IT'S WARM, WATERPROOF,
AND HAS HD.
Announcer: ALSO APPEARING
AT GATHERING OF THE GEEKS
WILL BE THE STARS
OF THE FANTASY CLASSIC
"THE FRIENDSHIP
OF THE NECKLACE."
SIMILARITIES TO EXISTING
CHARACTERS IN LITERATURE
MAY OR MAY NOT BE COINCIDENCE.
AND DON'T MISS CRACKPOT
PROFESSOR E. L. KINKEL,
WHO WILL HOST A PANEL
ON WACHUPA.
IS IT A MYTH, OR IS IT REAL?!
TURN IT OFF.
I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO SEE THAT, LYLE.
YEAH.
WELL, TIME TO TAKE MY FIRS
AND ONLY PET TO THE WOODS
AND SAY GOODBYE.
IT'S FOR THE BEST, LYLE.
IF YOU'D BEEN
A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER,
IT WOULDN'T HAVE
COME TO THIS.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
FOR TOUGH LOVE, WYATT.
THIS IS VERY DIFFICUL
FOR LYLE.
HE'S VERY EMOTIONAL.
EMOTIONS ARE
WHY I CREATED WACHUPAS
FOR CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS.
IT LEADS TO ALL SORTS
OF BAD DECISIONS.
PLUS, PLAYERS SPEND A TON
OF MONEY ON WACHUPA OUTFITS.
PEOPLE WITH FEELINGS
ARE SUCKERS.
[ SIGHS ]
DID I
SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
[ WACHUPA BARKING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ BELL RINGING ]
YOU'RE BACK!
YOU'RE BACK!
LET'S PLAY
TUG-OF-WAR!
GRAB AN END.
NOT NOW, BOY.
NOT NOW.
Angie: OH, LYLE.
POOR THING.
I'M SORRY.
YEAH, WELL.
AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT I
FEELS LIKE TO LOVE A PET.
AND TO BE LOVED BY ONE.
SEE?
THE PAIN AND SADNESS
IS WORTH IT.
OH, LYLE.
COME ON.
DON'T MAKE USFEEL BAD.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM.
I LEARNED MY LESSON, WYATT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED,
RIGHT?
WELL, YEAH,
BUT DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.
HANG IN THERE, LYLE.
BARBARA SAYS
TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS.
THAT AND REVENGE.
OH.
THANKS, GUYS.
I'LL BE OKAY.
THAT IS THE SPIRIT.
EVENTUALLY!
YEAH.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
THAT BUILDS CHARACTER.
HOW?
BUDDY!
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AH.
MMM.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
[ HUMMING ]
HEY, FRIEND.
HEY, DANTE!
WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?
OH, YEAH.
[ GROANS ]
I WAS JUST THINKING
OF ALL THE GOOD TIMES
I HAD WITH BELVEDERE.
GOOD TIMES,
INDEED.
CAN'T IMAGINE
BARDING THAT LITTLE FELLA.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
YEAH.
WHAT SPELL DID YOU USE?
UH
LULLA BYE BYE.
IT'S GENTLE.
IT WAS GENTLE.
MM-HMM.
WHERE DID YOU DO IT?
IN THE WOODS.IN THE WOODS WHERE?
BY THATTREE.
THE BIG TREE
WITH THE HOLE IN I
THAT LOOKS LIKE
A SCREAMING PERSON?
SURE.
RIGHT
AH! [ GROANS ] HEY!
OH, MAN, WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY SANDWICH?!
UH
I'M LATE FOR CLASS!
I GOT TO GO!
WEIRD.
WHY WOULD I EAT A HANDWICH?
I HAD ONE YESTERDAY.
AND LYLE LEAVING QUICKLY
WAS WEIRD, TOO.
SANDWICH?
HERE. COME THIS WAY.
[ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, BELVEDERE.
DANTE IS ONTO US.
SO WE GOT TO
MAKE SOME TOUGH CHOICES
UNTIL THINGS SETTLE DOWN.
I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU
IN THIS SHED.
I'LL BE BACK TO GET YOU
IN A FEW HOURS.
[ SIGHS ]
HERE WE GO.
BYE.
[ BEEPING ]
Angie:
YOU SEEM GOOD, LYLE.
I'M PROUD OF YOU
FOR NOT LETTING THIS WHOLE
WACHUPA THING GET YOU DOWN.
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I ALWAYS SAY --
ATTITUDE AND GRATITUDE
KEEP AWAY THE SADITUDE.
SADITUDE IS NOT A WORD.
BUT A FINE AMALGAMATION
OF TWO ACTUAL WORDS
THAT SHOWS
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB
ACCEPTING THE CONSEQUENCES
OF YOUR BAD DECISION.
AH!
[ SNIFFING ]
I SMELL WACHUPA.
SOMETHING YOU
WANT TO TELL US, LYLE?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
MY NEW VIDEO SCREEN
IS ALSO GREAT FOR ASTRONAUTS.
WHY MISS YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE
OF SAMURAI LARRY
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY
CONQUERING
ONE OF THE MOONS OF JUPITER
AS PART OF
A GAME OF FULL-TIME GALAXY RISK
WITH YOUR BILLIONAIRE FRIENDS?
BORING!
THEY REPEAT THIS ONE
LIKE FIVE TIMES A WEEK, DUDE.
I KNOW.
I'M SICK OF IT, TOO.
HUGE NEWS IN DAVENTRY HILLS.
SO-CALLED CRACKPOT
PROFESSOR E.L. KINKLE,
LONG THOUGHT TO BE
OUT OF HIS EVER-LOVIN' GOURD,
HAS MADE AN AMAZING DISCOVERY.
PROFESSOR.
NOW EVERYONE HAS TO
STOP LAUGHING AT ME.
MY MOM HAS TO
ADMIT THAT I'M HER SON AGAIN.
AND THE STUPID GOVERNMENT
HAS TO REHIRE ME, BECAUSE
THIS IS A REAL LIVE WACHUPA.
[ BOTH GASP ]
IT'S OKAY.
I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
AAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
THE GOVERNMEN
HAS CAPTURED A LEAK!
WE'RE SO BORKED, WE'RE
THE PRESIDENTS OF BORKGANISTAN!
IT'S ACTUALLY
WORSE THAN YOU THINK.
A WACHUPA IS NOT JUST A LEAK.
I DESIGNED IT TO BE
A PET THAT NEEDS LOVE.
AND IF IT DOESN'
GET ENOUGH LOVE
OH, NO.
IT DIES?
IT EXPLODES.
WAIT, SO YOU MEAN
THEY CAPTURED A LEAK
THAT'S GOING TO
GO KA-BLOWIE?
THIS ISYOUR FAULT,
WYATT AND ANGIE!
YOU'RE THE ONES WHO
LET LYLE HAVE A PET.
Angie: NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS ALL WYATT'S FAULT.
BECAUSE WYATT SAID
THAT LETTING LYLE GET A PE
WOULD BE A GOOD LIFE LESSON.
YOU SAID
EVERY KID SHOULD HAVE A PET!
IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAUL
BECAUSE I DESIGNED THE WACHUPA!
HEY, KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!
I JUST DID MY JOB!
[ ALL ARGUING ]
[ WHISTLES LOUDLY ]
STOP!
THIS IS MY FAULT.
YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TAKE CARE OF A PET.
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGH
BEFORE BELVEDERE BLOWS.
AND I KNOW
JUST THE GUY WHO CAN HELP US.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Woman: GET THE DOOR.
Pssst.
Over here.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE WANT TO HELP YOU.
STUPID GOVERNMENT.
FIRST THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME,
THEN THEY FIRED ME,
AND THEN THEY STOLE MY WACHUPA!
THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN
TAKING CARE OF IT RIGHT.
[ MIMICS EXPLOSION ]
Psst.
Over here.
Woman: WHO WAS IT?
YOU'VE BEEN WRONGED,
PROFESSOR KINKLE.
BUT WE BELIEVE IN YOU.
THANK YOU.
THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY
ABOUT MY MOM.
AND WE WOULD LIKE TO
HELP YOU GET YOUR WACHUPA BACK.
WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE VERY
MATURE FOR OUR AGE.
YEAH, AND WE'RE
SUPER DUPER SNEAKY AND TRICKSY.
AND WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF
THE GOVERNMENT HOLDING FACILITY
AND OUR--
SUPER DUPER
SNEAKINESS AND TRICKSIN--
WE CAN GET BACK
YOUR WACHUPA.
AND, UHHOW DO YOU
FIT INTO ALL THIS?
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH KIDS?
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DON'T LIKE THEM.
I'M JUST HERE
TO SUPERVISE THE OPERATION
AND MAKE SURE THINGS GO WELL
SO I DON'T HAVE TO
LIVE ON THE MOON.
LYLE! ANGIE!
YOU LOOK FOR
A DOOR IN THE BACK.
WE'LL CREATE A DIVERSION.
OR WE CAN
JUST WAIT
THREE, TWO, ONE
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
ICE CREAM MAN!
YOU'RE LATE.
SORRY, THOSE CIA DUDES
TAKE AN EXTREMELY LONG TIME
TO PICK OUT A FLAVOR.
AND THEY WHISPER A LOT.
OKAY. FOLLOW ME.
THEY CHANGE
THE SECURITY CODE DAILY
BASED ON
A JOHN NAPIER LOGARITHM
WHEREBY X EQUALS
TODAY'S DATE
AND Y EQUALS
THE PREDICTED HIGH TEMPERATURE.
JOHN NAPIER?
THE BOBSLEDDER?
YES.
WHAT?
YOU GUYS DON'T FOLLOW
COMPETITIVE BOBSLEDDING?
[ Singsong voice ]
LOSERS.
I KNOW THAT LOGARITHM!
THE ANSWER IS
4-7-6-5-9!
9. WE GOT IT!
[ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
YOU'RE
A VERY BRIGHT YOUNG MAN.
HE REMINDS US CONSTANTLY.
DON'T MAKE IT WORSE.
WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT HERE?
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]WHAT?
GUYS!
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IS HERE!
DUDE, YOU GOTTA
TURN UP YOUR MUSIC.
WE CAN'T HEAR YOU
FROM IN THERE.
THIS WAY.
OKAY, WE'LL GO IN.
YOU STAY HERE.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU
AND WILL RECOGNIZE YOU
AND REALIZE
WHAT YOU'RE AFTER.
GOOD POINT.
BUT WHAT IF THEY SEE YOU?
THEY WON'T SEE US.
WE'LL BE
VERY CAREFUL AND QUIET.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
TURN IT OFF!
I CAN'T FIND THE SWITCH.
I'LL FIND IT.
OH! HEY! CUT IT OUT!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
OKAY. STARTING NOW
WE'LL BE VERY CAREFUL AND QUIET.
HEY!
STARTING NOW.
[ GASPS ]
[ TICKING ]HE'S ALREADY TICKING.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
I'LL GET BELVEDERE.
YOU GUYS STAND LOOKOUT.
ROGER THAT.
COPY THAT.
ROGER, COPY.
Man: WELL, WELL.
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
OH BOY
UH
GEE
DAVENTRY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL
FIELD TRIP
SIR.
WHAT?
FOR OUR SECRET GOVERNMEN
AGENCIES CLASS.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT IF YOU
WANT TO GO TO SECRET COLLEGE.
HOW COME I
WASN'T TOLD ABOUT THIS?
IT'S PART OF OUR HOMEWORK
TO KEEP A SECRET,
SO WE COULDN'
TELL YOU.
[ Deep voice ] AND THEY DIDN'
BREATHE A WORD OF IT.
I'M JUS
SO DANG PROUD OF THESE KIDS.
HMM.
HEY, BUDDY.
IT'S ME.
[ BEEPING ]
COME ON. CHEER UP.
DON'T GO KABOOM.
I'M GONNA
GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
DAVENTRY HILLS FIGHT SONG
ON THREE.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
[ ALL VOCALIZING ]
[ SINGS ALONG ]
THIS IS WHERE WE MONITOR
SUPERNATURAL AND SUPERHUMAN
PHENOMENA.
QUESTION
IN THE BLUE HOODIE.
YES.
DID YOU EVER FIND
A BABY FROM ANOTHER PLANE
THAT ABSORBED
OUR YELLOW SUNLIGH
AND GAINED SUPER STRENGTH
AND THE ABILITY TO FLY?
NO COMMENT.
YOUNG MAN
WITH THE STYLISH HAIRCUT.
YES. DID YOU EVER
HAVE A KID HERE
WHO GOT BIT BY
A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER
AND COULD SHOOT WEBS
OUT OF HIS WRIST?
WRIST? NO.
BUT HE SURE SHOT THEM OUT OF
SOME OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
BUTT.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUNG LADY WITH
THE TEEN MAGAZINE FASHION SENSE.
IF HE SHOT IT OUT OF --OOOH, I WAS NEXT.
WHERE'S THE GIFT SHOP?
THIS WAY.
THERE'S A SPECIAL ON
ITEMS THAT ARE BLACK.
[ BELVEDERE WHINING ]
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF HERE,
BUDDY.
DID YOU FIND MY WACHUPA?
NO.
WE WERE TOO LATE.
THEY MUST HAVE TRANSPORTED I
TO ANOTHER FACILITY.
NO DOUBT YUCCA MOUNTAIN.
UH, YES, THAT IS THE ONLY
LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
CHEER UP.
I BOUGHT YOU
SOME COOL ROCKS.
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE?
UH
THE GIFT SHOP.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
[ BARKS ]
GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'VE BEEN THE BEST PE
A GUY COULD EVER HAVE.
BUT YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF
IN THE GAME.
DON'T MAKE THIS
HARDER THAN IT ALREADY IS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SPELL.
IT WON'T HURT ONE BIT.
GOODBYE, MY FRIEND.
JAMESON DOOHANEOUS.
OH.
YOU GUYS HERE TO
MAKE SURE I DID IT FOR REAL?
[ SCOFFS ]
NO.
WE KNEW THA
YOU WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING.
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
[ SIGHS ]
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
LOOK AT THAT FACE.
ALL RIGHT.
YAY!
YAY!
[ CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]