Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e05 Episode Script

1
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: ( sighs )
Oh,
hmm.
Hmm?
Oh? Oh, really?
You wanna go in?
Ooh.
Ow.
( speaking in foreign language )
MR. BEAN: ( mutters )
Now, look here, sonny.
( speaking in foreign language )
( muttering )
( speaking in foreign language )
( sighs )
( music playing )
( sighs )
GIRL: ( giggles )
Oh.
( chuckles )
( mutters )
Oh, come on.
( dog barking )
Oh.
Come here.
It works for the dog.
Why doesn't it work for me?
MR. BEAN: ( sighs )
Come on, Ju Ju.
( metal clanking )
Hmm.
Hmm.
Huh?
Oi.
Oh, hello.
( sighs )
That's it.
Huh?
Oh.
Come on.
Turn around.
And the other side.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh.
Oh, no.
( sighs )
( yawns )
BOY:
( speaking in foreign language )
Hey, give that back.
- No.
- Give me that.
Oh.
Go away, bother somebody else.
( gasps )
Huh?
That's mine.
( speaking in foreign language )
( muttering )
Now, go away.
( scoffs )
( music playing )
I thought I told you to go away?
( muttering )
All right.
Okay.
If that's the way you want it.
( sighs )
Let me take picture.
( gasps )
Oh,
very funny.
( speaking in foreign language )
( blows raspberry )
BOY:
( speaking in foreign language )
Oh.
( speaking in foreign language )
MR. BEAN: That's me.
Come on, come on. Get him.
What?
No.
Well, thank you very much.
( speaking in foreign language )
- Give me that.
- Uh-uh.
( muttering )
Hmm.
Oh.
Ah.
( speaking in foreign language )
Ah.
( speaking in foreign language )
No.
No.
Oh, all right.
( speaking in foreign language )
Hmm.
MR. BEAN: Yes.
( speaking in foreign language )
( muttering )
Whoa, oh.
Look at that.
( gasps )
Oh.
( speaking in foreign language )
Oh.
( muttering )
( laughing )
( humming )
( muttering )
( music playing )
Oh, what the
WOMAN:
( speaking in foreign language )
Oi, oi, oi.
- Hello. Morning.
- What are you up to?
It wasn't me, it was him.
It was this kid here.
Now look, you've been
a very, very naughty boy.
Don't you ever do that again.
( scoffs ) Kids.
Yeah.
- I'm watching you.
- ( laughs )
- Oh.
- BOY: ( crying )
Oh, no.
( muttering )
Oh.
Ta-dah.
( muttering )
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Help me, help me.
Ow.
Bad, bad, bad.
- BOY: ( laughs )
- Here you go.
MR. BEAN: ( laughs )
( speaking in foreign language )
( gasps )
( both laughing )
( gasps )
Oi, come here.
( inaudible )
- Hi-yah!
- Oh.
MR. BEAN: Get on.
Oh, come back here.
Oh.
- MR. BEAN: Bye.
- BOY: Bye.
( grunts )
( speaking in foreign language )
Hmm.
Oh, yes.
Huh?
- MR. BEAN: Quick, quick.
- Where are they?
Oh.
Oh. Look at this.
( steel clanging )
Look what I got.
( speaking in foreign language )
Here you go.
( speaking in foreign language )
There you go.
All right. Good.
Off we go.
Where have they gone to now?
( yawns )
Oi, oi, oi.
Oi, come here!
Whoa, ah, hey. Oh.
( steel clanging )
( both laughing )
Put it there.
Put it there.
Yes.
( laughs )
Come on, get on.
- Come on.
- MAN: Ow.
Oh. ( groans )
Right.
MR. BEAN: Hello.
( laughing )
( mimics car engine sound )
Oh, there.
Come on.
Ah.
Ah.
- MAN: Oi.
- Oh.
- Oh, no.
- Hey, you two.
Where are you going?
( speaking in foreign language )
Oh, come on then.
( siren blaring )
Nowhere to run, eh?
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( speaking in foreign language )
Good job.
( alarm blaring )
- MAN: Five, four three
- What's happening?
( mutters )
( speaking in foreign language )
( mutters )
Come back, come
( whimpering )
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oi.
Oh. Hey.
( gasps )
Right.
( whimpering )
( gasps )
Oh, my God.
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( muttering )
( laughs )
( mimics alien sounds )
Shh, be careful.
- Oh.
- MAN: (inaudible)
MR. BEAN: What the
MAN: Welcome to Mars.
( muttering )
I don't think
Oh, silly me.
- MAN: Oi.
- Huh?
You won't like the atmosphere.
- Come here.
- Come on.
( muttering )
Ooh.
MAN: Oi.
What are you--right.
Got you now.
Oh.
Come here.
Oi, hey.
( grunts )
MAN: ( laughs )
Got you now.
( screams )
Huh?
( mumbling )
( speaking in foreign language )
Oh, yes.
Whoa.
( speaking in foreign language )
( laughs )
( screams )
Yes.
Shall we go?
( screams )
( muttering )
Oh, all right.
( screams )
Good.
( whimpering )
( screams )
( speaking in foreign language )
( speaking in foreign language )
Oh. Where'd he go?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
( sighs )
Do you know where he is?
Oh.
( sighs )
It's him.
Arigato.
- Sayonara.
- MR. BEAN: Oh.
( laughs )
Arigato.
- Sayonara.
- Oh, bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
- BOY: Arigato.
Sayonara.
( engine revs )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.