Scissor Seven (2018) s02e05 Episode Script
Again, We Meet Captain Jack
1
A bowl of beef offals, sir.
Sure. Right away.
Cut down on the lungs
and put in more tripe.
Sure. That'll be seven yuan, thank you.
Here.
SEVEN
Why didn't you put on a show?
Qi Controlled Scissors
will cost another three.
Then, could you add chili sauce?
Sure.
Hello?
Seven, where are you goofing off?
It has been slow at the barber's,
so I have to set up my offal stall
to earn some money
because I want to buy an outfit for--
Cut the crap and get your ass down here.
We've got a big customer.
He's offering you a huge sum
to do his haircut.
Besides, you don't earn much
by selling a month's worth of offal.
Sure, I'll be right there.
It's all over his head.
Just hang in there.
Our top hairstylist is on his way.
By the way, sir, what's your name?
I am very popular among the girls.
I'm the marine nobleman, Captain Jack.
AH JIE, PIRATE MINION
AH JUN, PIRATE MINION
THE ISLAND'S TOUGHES
Ms. Plum Blossom Thirteen.
Do the scissors
I made for you last time work?
I'd like you to take a look at this sword.
Anything you ask, I'll certainly oblige.
How did you get this sword?
I found it.
This is one of Shenduan's
national treasures.
Thousand Demon Daggers.
The blade is made up of a thousand shards.
Its unpredictable attacks
make it practically unstoppable.
It's the most formidable weapon.
But if you can't handle it well,
then it's just an ordinary broken blade.
There are a lot of counterfeits
in the market.
But this one is authentic.
Would you like to sell it to me
for a huge amount?
I'm so dizzy.
I have high blood pressure,
I can't be hung upside-down.
Dai Bo, where's the rich customer?
Long time no see, young assassin.
It's Bamboo Shoot Head.
I'm the marine nobleman, Captain Jack!
All right, Bamboo Shoot Head.
What haircut would you like? Just say it.
As a highly-skilled hairstylist,
I may have to charge you a huge sum.
I don't need your haircut!
My hairdo is already perfect!
Then what are you doing at my salon?
Perhaps
Shut up!
I'm here today to reclaim my dignity
among the marine nobility.
You fell back last time,
so you bet, you pay.
That's not what I mean!
It's this one.
In recent years,
I kept dreaming of that slash.
I withdrew from romance and trained hard
so I can vanquish you this very day.
Don't tell me you forgot.
This is truly dishonorable.
But when I heard
that you defeated the Prince of Stan,
that's when I realized
that you haven't completely recovered
from your amnesia.
So let me help you jog your memory.
We've poured gasoline
all over your little friend here.
If you don't attack me within ten minutes,
he'll be roast chicken.
Captain, I've given him a nice rub
of honey and barbecue sauce.
Not to mention cumin powder.
Why did you do that?
- So we'll get the tastiest roast chicken!
- So we'll get the tastiest roast chicken!
So he's really aiming for the rope.
AH JUN AND AH JIE
PIRATE MINIONS
AH JUN AND AH JIE'S LOVE NE
Let's not waste time.
Ah Jun and Ah Jie may not be
very bright and good-looking,
but you'll have a hard time
breaking through their Love Net.
If they keep this up,
we're going to have roast chicken.
Looks like I'll have to deal with you,
Bamboo Shoot Head.
So this is the legendary
Thousand Demon Daggers.
It's made of a thousand shards.
Unstoppable, beyond compare.
Why isn't it responding?
And who really is Seven?
I didn't think he could use a magic sword.
There's a strong air vortex.
Last time we met,
he displayed astonishing strength.
Ordinary attacks
wouldn't work against him.
I have to increase the speed
of my scissors to over 5,000 rpm.
That's five times the normal speed.
I wonder if my body can take it.
Gather your spirits,
Qi Controlled Scissors!
DEAD SEA DEVIL
You can't win like this.
Draw your magic sword.
What are you talking about?
You're running out of time.
Cumin stinks.
There's another way.
Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock.
You're too slow.
You're a huge letdown.
I've waited three years for this.
That sword was so terrifying,
it almost killed me.
I had to take a full year to recover.
In the next two years,
I kept having this nightmare.
I dreamt that you slashed me to death
over and over again.
If I don't vanquish you,
I'll be living under your shadow for life.
And now you're telling me, you forgot?
I'm so goddamn pissed!
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
Let me see who you truly are, Seven.
You're running out of time.
Now that you have so little energy left,
you should just lie there anxiously,
seeing your friend go to hell.
Now what?
I've used up all my moves.
Yet, he's so much better than me.
Seven.
I can't remember
what happened in the past.
But
if I ever did something
to hurt you so badly,
I won't run away from it.
This slash is how I make it up to you.
That idiot.
Lay a finger on him, and I'll kill you.
I was about to fight with the old him,
not the current him
Is that the Thousand Demon Daggers?
SEVEN
Now that he's out of the game,
I'll just have to snatch that blade.
Assassin's Rule Number Three.
Except during missions,
never meddle in others' affairs.
SEVEN
It's here at last.
- My hair's so ugly, it's embarrassing!
- No pictures.
- No pictures.
- Out of my way!
No pictures allowed.
No pictures allowed.
Why did you meddle?
It's not that I can't beat him.
What's this smell?
I'm on fire!
My legs are burning!
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
RECEIPT: 5,000 YUAN
I'll pay you later.
Take care, Miracle Doctor.
Don't come back if you have nothing.
I have to get rid of that quack
sooner or later.
Where's Seven?
Even if you're hurt,
I won't show you any mercy.
Well, I
sold a lot of offal today,
so I managed to buy you a
nice outfit to wear to the beach.
Let's have fun at the beach
when you're free!
DAO FASHION
Seven, I'm going to kill you!
Subtitle translation by CL Tan
A bowl of beef offals, sir.
Sure. Right away.
Cut down on the lungs
and put in more tripe.
Sure. That'll be seven yuan, thank you.
Here.
SEVEN
Why didn't you put on a show?
Qi Controlled Scissors
will cost another three.
Then, could you add chili sauce?
Sure.
Hello?
Seven, where are you goofing off?
It has been slow at the barber's,
so I have to set up my offal stall
to earn some money
because I want to buy an outfit for--
Cut the crap and get your ass down here.
We've got a big customer.
He's offering you a huge sum
to do his haircut.
Besides, you don't earn much
by selling a month's worth of offal.
Sure, I'll be right there.
It's all over his head.
Just hang in there.
Our top hairstylist is on his way.
By the way, sir, what's your name?
I am very popular among the girls.
I'm the marine nobleman, Captain Jack.
AH JIE, PIRATE MINION
AH JUN, PIRATE MINION
THE ISLAND'S TOUGHES
Ms. Plum Blossom Thirteen.
Do the scissors
I made for you last time work?
I'd like you to take a look at this sword.
Anything you ask, I'll certainly oblige.
How did you get this sword?
I found it.
This is one of Shenduan's
national treasures.
Thousand Demon Daggers.
The blade is made up of a thousand shards.
Its unpredictable attacks
make it practically unstoppable.
It's the most formidable weapon.
But if you can't handle it well,
then it's just an ordinary broken blade.
There are a lot of counterfeits
in the market.
But this one is authentic.
Would you like to sell it to me
for a huge amount?
I'm so dizzy.
I have high blood pressure,
I can't be hung upside-down.
Dai Bo, where's the rich customer?
Long time no see, young assassin.
It's Bamboo Shoot Head.
I'm the marine nobleman, Captain Jack!
All right, Bamboo Shoot Head.
What haircut would you like? Just say it.
As a highly-skilled hairstylist,
I may have to charge you a huge sum.
I don't need your haircut!
My hairdo is already perfect!
Then what are you doing at my salon?
Perhaps
Shut up!
I'm here today to reclaim my dignity
among the marine nobility.
You fell back last time,
so you bet, you pay.
That's not what I mean!
It's this one.
In recent years,
I kept dreaming of that slash.
I withdrew from romance and trained hard
so I can vanquish you this very day.
Don't tell me you forgot.
This is truly dishonorable.
But when I heard
that you defeated the Prince of Stan,
that's when I realized
that you haven't completely recovered
from your amnesia.
So let me help you jog your memory.
We've poured gasoline
all over your little friend here.
If you don't attack me within ten minutes,
he'll be roast chicken.
Captain, I've given him a nice rub
of honey and barbecue sauce.
Not to mention cumin powder.
Why did you do that?
- So we'll get the tastiest roast chicken!
- So we'll get the tastiest roast chicken!
So he's really aiming for the rope.
AH JUN AND AH JIE
PIRATE MINIONS
AH JUN AND AH JIE'S LOVE NE
Let's not waste time.
Ah Jun and Ah Jie may not be
very bright and good-looking,
but you'll have a hard time
breaking through their Love Net.
If they keep this up,
we're going to have roast chicken.
Looks like I'll have to deal with you,
Bamboo Shoot Head.
So this is the legendary
Thousand Demon Daggers.
It's made of a thousand shards.
Unstoppable, beyond compare.
Why isn't it responding?
And who really is Seven?
I didn't think he could use a magic sword.
There's a strong air vortex.
Last time we met,
he displayed astonishing strength.
Ordinary attacks
wouldn't work against him.
I have to increase the speed
of my scissors to over 5,000 rpm.
That's five times the normal speed.
I wonder if my body can take it.
Gather your spirits,
Qi Controlled Scissors!
DEAD SEA DEVIL
You can't win like this.
Draw your magic sword.
What are you talking about?
You're running out of time.
Cumin stinks.
There's another way.
Solid as Gold Seven Day Lock.
You're too slow.
You're a huge letdown.
I've waited three years for this.
That sword was so terrifying,
it almost killed me.
I had to take a full year to recover.
In the next two years,
I kept having this nightmare.
I dreamt that you slashed me to death
over and over again.
If I don't vanquish you,
I'll be living under your shadow for life.
And now you're telling me, you forgot?
I'm so goddamn pissed!
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
Let me see who you truly are, Seven.
You're running out of time.
Now that you have so little energy left,
you should just lie there anxiously,
seeing your friend go to hell.
Now what?
I've used up all my moves.
Yet, he's so much better than me.
Seven.
I can't remember
what happened in the past.
But
if I ever did something
to hurt you so badly,
I won't run away from it.
This slash is how I make it up to you.
That idiot.
Lay a finger on him, and I'll kill you.
I was about to fight with the old him,
not the current him
Is that the Thousand Demon Daggers?
SEVEN
Now that he's out of the game,
I'll just have to snatch that blade.
Assassin's Rule Number Three.
Except during missions,
never meddle in others' affairs.
SEVEN
It's here at last.
- My hair's so ugly, it's embarrassing!
- No pictures.
- No pictures.
- Out of my way!
No pictures allowed.
No pictures allowed.
Why did you meddle?
It's not that I can't beat him.
What's this smell?
I'm on fire!
My legs are burning!
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
RECEIPT: 5,000 YUAN
I'll pay you later.
Take care, Miracle Doctor.
Don't come back if you have nothing.
I have to get rid of that quack
sooner or later.
Where's Seven?
Even if you're hurt,
I won't show you any mercy.
Well, I
sold a lot of offal today,
so I managed to buy you a
nice outfit to wear to the beach.
Let's have fun at the beach
when you're free!
DAO FASHION
Seven, I'm going to kill you!
Subtitle translation by CL Tan