The Incredible Hulk (1996) s02e05 Episode Script

Fashion Warriors

1
What A Night.
You Can Feel The Heat
In The Air
As People Line Up,
Hoping To Catch A Glimpse Of
Miami's Hottest Celebrities
And Coolest Socialites,
As They Arrive
For The Fashion Show
To End All Fashion Shows.
Oh, And There's
This Reporter's
Favorite Strongman
Lou Ferrigno.
Hi, Lou.
Tonight's Sold-Out Event
Is To Benefit
The Children's
Charity Group,
Sponsored Here At
The Exclusive Oceanfront
Chateau De Shae,
With Its 80 Plush Floors,
All Safeguarded
By Cutting-Edge Security.
Relief, I'm Sure,
To The List Of High-Profile
Guests Arriving Tonight,
As Well As The Celebrated
Roster Of Models.
Dubbed "Women Of Power,"
The Models Are Famous
For Hitting Their Stride
In Challenging Careers.
And Don't Forget
The Surprise Mystery Guest,
Who They Say Will
Make You Green With Envy.
Uhh! It's Cutting Off
Circulation To My Head.
How Did You Ever
Talk Me Into This?
Oh, Stop Griping,
Brucie.
You Never Know.
Mixing With This Crowd
Might Even Lead
To Some Offers
Of Research Funding.
Yeah, But I Don't Mix Well.
Knock Knock.
Penthouse Secured.
Splendid.
And As Soon As
This Stuffed-Shirt
Spectacle Begins,
We Make Our Move.
Heh Heh Heh!
Finally, My Leader,
We Can End
Our Financial Woes.
Oh, I Hate Being Broke.
We're Not Broke,
Gargoyle,
Merely A Little Bent.
But Being Crooked
Is Required
If One Is
To Take Miami's
Rich And Famous
Hostage.
No!
Rrraaahhh!
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Hulk ♪
Incredible Hulk ♪
Rrraaahhh!
Uhhh! I Can't Believe This!
How Dare They!
How Come Nobody
Asked Me To Model?
Hello, Girls.
Anything Left
For Me To Wear?
You're Late,
Ms. Lean And Green.
You Can Dress In Here.
Ooh! Just My Style--
Shiny And Tiny.
And Only You
Could Wear It.
Hi, Jen.
Or Should I Say
"Mystery Model"?
Hey, I Owe It All To You.
Thanks For Including Me
In This Fabu Gala.
What About Bruce?
Did You Tell Him
I'm Here?
What? And Miss His Expression
When You Come Kickin' It
Down That Catwalk?
No Way.
Ha Ha! Yeah.
And Won't He
Be Surprised.
Command Of The Entire
Security System
Has Now Been Channeled
Through Here, My Leader.
Heh Heh Heh!
We Are Now
In Complete Control.
And This Is A Good Time
To Remind You
That If This Heist Fails,
We Might As Well Go Out
And Get Real Jobs.
We're Completely
Tapped Out.
Stop Reminding Me,
You Shrunken Shill!
It Takes A Lot Of Money
To Run A Successful
Criminal Enterprise.
Emcee:
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Children's Charity Group
Proudly Presents
The Women Of Power
Fashion Show,
With Tonight's Theme
"Striding Into
The 21st Century."
Emcee: If You Thought
That Entrance Was
Out Of This World,
Check These
Voguing Visitors.
[Audience Cheering]
Emcee: Starting With Mariah,
A Nasa Engineer.
Smart!
Has On Casual Wear
For Future Space Travelers.
It's Great For
Lounging Around Those
Hot, Arid Desert Nights
On Mars.
Risty, A Computer Ceo,
Models The Latest
In Cybercafe Sportswear.
Ooh! Dangerous!
Hyah! Huhh!
Emcee: And Jade,
A Renown Martial Arts Champ,
Wears This Glamorized Gui.
But Wait! The Belt
Makes An Impressive Point.
Ha Ha!
The Drab Lab Look Is Out,
And The Bunsen Burners
Are On High
With This Leading-Edge
Ensemble
Worn By Eminent
Gamma Energy Scientist
Betty Ross.
Betty?
Miss You, Brucie.
Any Skinny
Half-Baked Model
Can Look Good
Wearing Nice Clothes.
The Sleep-Gas Canisters
Are Hooked Up.
Gargoyle,
Are You Ready?
Gargoyle!
Oh, Yes.
Almost.
I'll Be Set As Soon As
The Swimsuit Segment Ends.
I'm Not Missing This
For Any Amount
Of Money.
Heh Heh Heh!
Emcee: And This Suit's Perfect
For The Undersea Cities
That'll Someday Populate
The Ocean Floor.
And What About This
For Those Sultry Summer Days
Onboard A Space Probe
Orbiting The Sun?
Ah, Well.
Anything For Science.
Ha Ha!
Assault
Is In Position.
And Now Let's Welcome
Our Mystery Model--
The Tall, Lean--The Gal
That Put "Grrr" In Green--
Jennifer Walters,
Otherwise Known
As The She-Hulk!
[Cheering And Applause]
[Gasps] What?
Oh, Be Still
My Twisted Heart.
I Had No Idea
She-Hulk Would Be Here.
Nor Did I.
That Green Gamma-Zon
Could Gum Up
This Entire Operation!
Quick, Gargoyle.
I Demand To Know
My Options.
That Depends On How
You Want To Deal
With That!
[Crowd Gasps]
Man: What Is That?
[Gasping, Murmuring]
Dennis Rodman
Eat Your Heart Out!
Man: Ooh, She's Ugly.
Aah!
Woman: Oh, God!
Absolutely Vile!
Ew!
Sorry,
But There's
No Butt-Ugly Segment
In This Show.
I Got Your Butt-Ugly.
Quit Hoggin'
The Limelight.
Aah!
Ah! The Gig Is Up.
We Move Now!
Seal The Doors!
[People Clamoring]
[Alarm Blaring]
[Coughing]
Jennifer, In Here.
Oh. [Coughs]
Unh.
Unh.
Oh, No.
I Can't
KeepHim In.
Unh. Not
The Hulk!
W-Aah! Aah!
Ahh. Ahh. Ohh.
Rrrr!
Hulk No Feel Good.
Abomination, Move!
Abomination To Leader.
What? The Hulk, You Say?
Why, Yes, Of Course.
Where She-Hulk Goes,
Banner Soon Follows.
And Where Banner Goes,
The Hulk Follows.
Gargoyle, Go Unload
The Stasis Chamber And--
Gargoyle!
G--Ohh.
Unh.
Unh. Ohh!
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho.
Ow. Ho Ho Ho Ho.
Ogress, Come Kick
This Door Down.
It's Gargoyle.
He's Breaking Through.
A Laundry Chute.
Then Let's Make Like
Yesterday's Wash.
Unh!
[Grunts]
She's Not Here.
Maybe In
The Dressing Rooms.
She-Hulk, My Love!
Heh Heh Heh Heh.
What Do You Think?
Is It Me?
Aagh. Only If There's
A 700-Pound Mutant Size.
Uhh! Somehow
They've Escaped.
Ohh. Have Mercy.
Hey, Looky How
It Stretches.
Oof.
Ladies.
So Who's This
Gargoyle?
A Little Worm.
And You Say He's
Working For Whom?
A Taller Worm,
Otherwise Known As A Snake.
I'm Tapping Into
The Building's
Surveillance System
So We Can--Aah!
That Clump Of Scales
Is The Abomination.
And He's Taken Hostages!
Uh-Oh. And They Just Snagged
The Big Green Machine.
Betty?
Oh, No, Jennifer.
If They Take Him
Hey, Relax.
We Got Us
An Emerald Wild Card.
'Cause The She-Hulk
Is In The House.
Not To Mention
This Fashion Warrior.
Make That Warriors.
Time To Kick Butt,
Take Names,
Then Wait For
The Movie Deal.
'Cause This Is
One Group Of Girls
Who Knows How
To Climb To The Top.
All: Rage On,
Fashion Warriors.
Man On P.A.:
This Is The Police.
Release The Hostages Now.
Throw Down Your Weapons.
Surrender. You Cannot Escape.
[Men Screaming]
[Sirens]
City Of Miami,
Hear Me Now!
I Am
Your Leader.
My Demands Are Simple.
Cash.
A $100 Million Ransom
In Exchange
For The Hostages.
You Have One Hour,
Or Your Society Editors
Will Have No One
To Write About. Heh Heh.
OhhYes.
A Well-Executed
Demonstration Of Power
Always Cheers Me Up.
Well, It Impressed
The Mayor, Too.
The Ransom
Will Be Delivered
Within 30 Minutes.
Marvelous.
Now Keep Me
In A Good Mood,
Gargoyle,
And Tell Me
If You've Located
Those Impetuous
Femme Fatales.
Well, I've Seen Neither
Hide Nor Hair Of Her--Them.
I Meant Them. Heh Heh Heh.
But, Uh, I'm Sure
They'll Make A Move Soon.
From This Schematic,
My Guess Is That
All Emergency Power
Is Fed Through
A Utility Room
On The First Floor.
We Pop That,
And The Security
System Drops Dead.
Hyah!
We'll Hit The Utility Room
While You Two
Make For The Penthouse.
Perfect.
Up For
An Elevator Ride?
You Neglected To Mention
We Wouldn't Be Taking
The Elevator Car.
[Chuckles] Hey, This Is
The Express Route.
Hyah!
Aggh. We Just Lost
The First-Floor Defense Laser
And Video Surveillance.
Maybe It's She-Hulk.
Heh Heh Heh Heh Ooh.
If It Is Her,
She Needs To Be
Overpowered,
Not Fawned Over.
Ogress,
Go Check It Out.
I'll Show Her
A Real Woman Of Power.
Aah, Unh! How Many Floors
Are In This Building?!
Well, I'd Offer
To Carry You, But--
Betty!
Ohh! Unh!
Aaaaah!
Unh! Goin' Down!
Ohh! Hang On!
This Is A Round Trip.
Unh!
Aah! You!
Whew!
Going Up?
No! Going Out!
Hyah! Ehh!
Uhh!
Ohh
[Groaning]
You Flea!
Unh!
Ohh!
Ogress: Take Her
To The Leader
While I Finish Off
Our Big Bad Mystery Model.
Ohh!
Hyah!
Don't Lose Your Head.
I've Got Some Plans
For You.
Electrical Room's
Right There,
And It's Watchdogged
By An Auto-Laser.
I'll Draw Its Fire
While, Mariah, You
Get Into That Room,
And, Risty, You'll--
UhJust What
Are You Doing?
Programming A Self-Destruct
Command Into The Drone System.
It Should Transmit It
To Every Drone In The Building.
ThenKa-Boom!
I Like The Way
You Think.
Power On.
Now How About Sending
That Little Command
To All Your
Friends, Huh?
Hah! Good Timing, Girls!
Hey!
What Just Happened?!
The Fashion Warriors,
That's What.
Unh! Unh!
Aaaaah!
[Chuckling] Bye.
Now, Onward And Upward.
Time To Cut The Power.
We've Lost
Emergency Power
And The Drones Are
Dropping Like Flies.
Huhhh
Betty.
Them Ugly Babes Are About To
Storm The Penthouse Any Second!
What Else Could
Possibly Go Wrong?
Whaaah! Aahhh! Waaah!
Of Course.
I Had To Ask.
Gargoyle! Push
The Hostage Crisis
Into High Gear
While We Wait
For The Money
In The Hovercraft.
Ohh,
Wise Move,
My Desperate
Leader.
Bomb Computer:
Detonation In 60 Seconds.
59
There It Is.
Riches Beyond My--
Waaauuugghhh!
Yeah!
Rahhhr!
Ohh, She-Hulk,
My Gorgeous Love,
Come Join Us! The Ransom
Money Will Buy Us Such
Trouble!
With The Security System Out,
The Police Are Moving In!
Waah! Waaah!
Waah! Waaah!
You Have 2 Choices
[Sarcastically]
Heroes!
Pursue Us
Or Go Below And
Save The Hostages.
Until Next Time,
My She-Hulk!
[Slurp]
Grrrr!
Waaauuggghh!
Bomb Computer:
10, 9, 8
Launch It Outta Here,
Hulkster!
[Grunts]
[Explosion]
Reporter: Jade!
Jade, This Way! Jade!
[Reporters All
Shouting Questions]
You Can Read All About It
In Our New Tell-All Book:
Fashion Warriors
Kick Monster Butt!
It'll Have Something
For Everybody:
Action, Adventure,
Style
And Even A Little Romance.
Leader: HowCould
We Be Out Of Gas?!
Gargoyle:
We're Broke, Remember?
I Can't Buy Fuel With
My Good Looks Alone.
Well,
I Could've.
Put A Lid On It,
Ogress!
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