Boarders (2024) s02e06 Episode Script
Salt and Pepper Burn
1
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
Hello.
Hi.
Thanks for calling.
I just wanted to make sure
you had everything in order
and had enough space
for Caleb, so
Of course, um
Do you have a toaster? Yeah.
Microwave? Uh-huh.
And you know Caleb's
allergic to cats?
Oh, well, I don't
have any cats.
Have I, uh, passed?
So, uh, Caleb said he wanted
to come over Saturday.
And I might, uh, help
him with a few things.
Please, yeah, anything.
Anything you need to
make him feel at home.
Yeah, cool. Oh, OK.
Uh, that's a bit much for
my eyes this morning, so
Bye, Jaheim.
What do you mean?
Yo!
Is that my cocoa butter?
Bea!
Bea! Hey, uh, can I talk to
you for a minute, please?
I'm ignoring you, Jaheim.
Take the hint.
Please, I just need a
minute, that's all I need.
Leave me alone and
stop messaging me!
Bro, I just wanted
to talk to her.
Yeah, I hear it.
She clearly don't want
to chat to you. Nah.
See, when I see that Omar guy,
I swear to God, I
just might kill him.
Yeah, you're not
the only one, bruv.
Mm-hm.
Not if I get to him first.
Listen, everyone
thinks I'm a thief.
I was walking, some
girl clutched her purse.
I couldn't even say anything.
Well, at least you ain't
got to find new clothes.
All right? I had to find all this
in lost and found cos of Rupert.
What? Drawers and everything?
JAHEIM SIGHS
Don't ask questions you
don't like the answer to.
Eeeew!
Don't know why you're
making that noise.
Everyone here thinks
you're a liar.
Do you know, Abby is
officially done with you.
OK. Blocked on all
platforms. Yeah.
Deleted all the
pictures of you and her.
Even went to recently
deleted, bro.
You're erased.
It's minor. I'm going
to make it up to her.
I've got something planned.
You never learn, do you?
What do you mean?
Well, guys, not to make
things any more shit,
but today we should find out
which two of us are leaving.
Rupert!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I thought you would
have been even, but
What, a few wet clothes
versus J smashing his girl?
Listen, you better stay
in well-lit places.
So, come on, what's the
plan to get Abby back?
I've got a party,
innit? You lot coming?
Ah, champagne flowing, yeah?
You ain't even got Cava money,
man, what are you talking about?
Graham's sorting out the cash.
Along with letting
us use his yard.
When have you ever hung out
with Graham? That's his guy.
What, me and G-Man
go way back? G-Man?
G-Man! He doesn't know Graham.
You think anybody is turning up to
that ting, you are an idiot, bro.
Why? Who's going to
believe you? Not me.
Brudda, why would I lie?
Again, OK.
Es-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis.
Look who it is.
DOOR CLOSES SILENCE DESCENDS
MUSIC: Little Man by CHLOBOCOP
Ah, you can't play
me little, little man
Little, little man
acting like a bigger man
Good morning
little, little man
Little, little man when
we come, you dipper man
Good morning
little, little man
Little man Oh, I'm
gon' belittle man
Little man Oh, I
sell it quicker than
Nothing but a middleman
Middle-middle
Good morning
little, little man
Little, little man Play
you like a fiddle, man
But you talk in riddle, man
But we talking figures, man
Acting like the richest man
You can never
get this gang ♪
Snake.
CHILDREN LAUGH TALKING RESUMES
Mabel.
Mabel.
I think I'm going to be one
of the two that's going.
You don't have to be my friend,
but I really don't want to
leave with you hating me.
I don't hate you, Leah.
I'm just really disappointed.
Dev and I were supposed to spend
the last few days together,
but she decided to go
home to the States early,
like today.
Because of you, so
Jude
..are you, are you leaving?
Boy genius here.
I can't believe I went
out of my way to help you.
I thought I was wrong about you,
but no, you're still the same rude,
disrespectful little prick I
met at the beginning of term.
I'm not, I promise,
I'm, I'm just an idiot.
I don't want you to leave.
Well, I wasn't going to.
But you know what, Femi, I
really don't need this shit.
Carol wants me gone, and I
am not waiting around for her
to come up with some more
bullshit. What do you mean?
Nothing.
Goodbye, Femi.
This is my fault.
I can fix this.
Jude!
KNOCKING AT DOOR
Come in.
Thank you for coming to
see me, Mr Adebayo
DOOR CLOSES ..Femi.
I just want you to know that
I'm taking what happened
between you and Miss
Bradshaw very seriously.
I'm sorry, mistress,
but I feel like there's been
a massive misunderstanding.
She was the one in a
position of power, not you,
and she abused that position.
She has, thankfully, done the
right thing and stepped down.
Nothing happened,
and it sounds like
you forced her.
Be careful with
your words, Femi.
The final decision on
the scholarships
..sits with me.
What I want at this
school are team players,
not troublemakers.
Which are you, Femi?
I just want to stay.
I'm glad to hear it.
That will be all.
It just looks ridiculous.
I don't get it.
Oh, Abby, have you seen this?
Hmm?
Toby's alternative spring ball.
Jesus Christ, that
boy does not quit.
I want to kill him.
But what other choice we have?
Hello? Obviously, it's bullshit.
Don't worry, though. I have
found us another venue.
No, this ends now. There's no
time to organise something new.
There is, and I have. Write
this down and send to everyone.
New spring ball plan.
5pm, Saturday.
Meet you by the car park.
Dress code: slay.
Where are you taking us?
That's the surprise.
Spasibo, Yelena.
Is Beatrix going to this?
Mm-hm.
How is she?
I don't know.
Like a girl whose best friend
violently stabbed her in the back.
I mean, of all
people to shag, Flo.
It's more complicated
than it looks. It just
..happened. Well, I heard it
happened quite a few times.
I did try and stop it.
Oh, my God.
Do you like him?
Well, this is fucking magical.
Different metal ions
produce a different colour
when heated in a flame, due to
the excitation of the electrons.
When those electrons return
to their ground state, they
Marsham?
Emit light from specific wavelengths
corresponding to different colours.
What has this got
to do with biology?
Well, we must first understand
the metals before we start
looking at them in animal
fats. Right, grab a partner.
This is the last practical of
the term, so make it count.
Shit, my bad, bro.
Sorry, man, I didn't see
you. Are you good? All right?
This is getting excessive now.
It's the only way
I can talk to you.
Did you think that maybe I
don't want to talk to you?
Oh, no, wait. Why would you,
seeing as you're the
only person that matters?
Can you light the Bunsen
burner for me, please?
Look, it's not all
that cut and dry.
You slept with my
best friend, Jaheim.
You may want to put
on your goggles.
Why?
Oh!
Fuck.
I don't even really care that it
was Florence, but I don't really
get why you were telling me that you
liked me when you clearly liked her.
I don't like her.
And definitely not like that.
You slept with her
more than once.
Surely there's some
feelings there.
You know that's not Look
..why would I lie
to you about this?
OK?
Well, according to Abby, Florence
has got a different side.
What do you mean?
Why don't you ask her?
Hey, uh
What are you doing here?
Can I, uh, talk to you, please?
I can't have people see us together.
I'm already in the shit with Carol.
She's definitely seen
the picture of us.
I just need you to speak
to Beatrix for me, please.
Are you being serious?
For some reason, she just thinks
that you have feelings for me.
I'm sorry, I thought we
were on the same page.
Can you just go?
I'm just trying to
make things right.
And what's your
hope here, Jaheim?
I say I don't have feelings for you
so you go report back to Beatrix
that it's not true, and
then she'll take you back?
You are not here for me.
You are not here for Beatrix.
You are here for yourself.
Are you leaving, or am I?
Fine.
OVER LOUDSPEAKER: Can Jaheim
Marsham please report to
the headmistress's
office immediately.
Mr Marsham, Mr Palmer-Grace.
Please be seated.
It seems that the two of
you are in the bottom two,
so you shall both leave St
Gilbert's at the end of the week.
But we weren't the ones
with the lowest grades.
You were.
That is, after I took into
account Omar's drawings
and the things I saw in them.
It has been a privilege having you
both with us here at St Gilbert's.
Oh, please ensure all
your belongings are
cleared out of your
dorms when you leave.
Anything left behind
will be disposed of.
That's all.
Look, I'm-I'm sorry
..about the drawings, and
I'm the reason you're here.
Bro, if she wasn't going to kick me out
this time, it would have been the next.
Don't tell anybody, though. Don't
want anybody feeling sorry for us.
Let's enjoy these last few days.
Are you going to
Abby's party tomorrow?
No, I've got some
stuff to deal with.
Tiffany, tell Stanley I'm ready.
Of course.
Well, uh, this is definitely,
er, NSFW, isn't it?
That's why I want it all gone.
Understood?
Gladly, mistress.
Yeah. Absolutely.
Oh.
WHISPERS: Who would
do such a thing?
BOYS LAUGH
Nobody's coming to
your fake party, Toby!
Better not be mashing
up my things, you know.
Shut up and go, man.
You good?
Just knock on the door, man.
Coming.
Oh Uh.
Hey.
Hi, Mum. Come here.
Good? Yeah. Good.
Coming in?
Here you are. I'm fine.
Oh, you don't drink lemonade?
No, I do. I'm just fine.
Well, I've poured
it, so I'll just
Here you are, love. Thank you.
When you said sofa, I was
thinking more like a sofa bed.
I'm going to get one.
Sofa's fine. Where's the table?
I haven't got that yet.
I get paid on Friday.
Where's he going to do his
homework? I said it's fine, Jaheim.
Where's he going to do his
homework? Don't you got to be going?
Uh
Caleb, can you pop
into the kitchen?
Yeah. Uh, turn down the
stove for me, please.
I'm trying, Jaheim. Yeah.
I'm just making sure everything's
fine for him, you know? I know.
It just feels like
you're upsetting him.
I've been taking care of him all
these years, and I'm upsetting him?
I know you've had to carry
more than you should have.
But I'm here now.
Doesn't matter.
We don't need your help.
We are doing just fine.
Feels like you've
got a lot going on.
Mother's intuition
finally kicked in?
Something like that.
If you let me help
..maybe you can
concentrate on school.
Yeah, well, I've been
kicked out of school.
And I didn't get my
summer place, so
..I've got all the time in
the world now. Jaheim, I'm
Yeah, being a kid and a parent
kind of takes it all out of you
but it's all over
and done with now.
Nothing we can do about it.
And, uh, yeah, I think, I think this
anyway is just all a bit too rushed.
And you're clearly not ready,
so I think me and Caleb are just
going to have dinner and go.
But, uh, it was nice
seeing you anyway.
Can I use your bathroom?
WHISPERS: Yeah.
Dev, can I come in, please?
Make it quick. I have
a flight to catch.
Whoa. What's the rush?
I need to get away from
this negative vibe.
By negative vibes,
do you mean me?
Cool. Cool.
Um
Dev, I was gassed when
you came to the school.
Like, for real.
Another black girl.
What? I swear, I thought we
were going to be like sisters.
But when you came, everything that
I did, you just did it better.
And, honestly, I felt
like I was getting lost.
Kind of like replaced.
I was cool with it,
seriously, but
..when I felt like I was
starting to lose Mabel
There's something about being
away from your family, friends
..shit, even London,
I don't know.
You know a place has got you
fucked up when you start beefing
with the other black girl in
the school over a white girl.
Yeah.
I wasn't trying to replace you.
I think I just
..come off a bit strong.
Can I be honest?
I think that some people
kind of find me annoying.
You? What? Really?
OK.
No way.
Dev, I am so sorry.
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry I came
between you and Mabel.
I know this is super bold
of me and a bit cheeky,
but, um, do you think you can
stay till at least Abby's party.
My flight's booked.
For Mabel.
Abby? Hm-mm?
I beg you, let me
use that one powder.
Ooh, I'm not sure about that.
What do you mean, you're not sure?
Are you rude? Well,
it's mine, I like
KNOCK AT DOOR I know
it's yours, but
Get it. I'm mid-lip liner. Oh!
Yes?
I was told I'm taking
your room next term.
I was wondering if I
could have a look around?
I swear to God, how
dare you come in here?
This is still my room, you
Um, sorry, but right
now isn't the best time.
So OK.
You know I could be leaving too?
If you make my mascara run, I will
clothesline you out the window.
Look, no tears this evening, OK?
I have organised us a great night,
and that is what it will be.
Is that clear? Yes,
Miss Ashford. Mm-hm.
Where is this King's Head?
How do you know it's
happening at the King's Head?
It popped up on your phone, right,
and then I googled it, and then
all that came up
was this shitty old
arse-crack of a pub in the city
centre, and I was like, nah.
And then
Abby, I know you're
not here to tell me
that it's at that shitty arse-crack
of a pub in the city centre. No.
No. Everywhere decent was booked
up by, by, by a wedding or a gala
or some other school trying to
have the night of their lives.
When people find out they're going
there, they're going to be fuming.
Once everyone is dressed
up and merrily pissed
on the G&T cans
I've got on the bus,
then no-one will
care where it is.
If that doesn't work,
we can all drop a pill.
Abby, that is a terrible idea.
What are you even thinking?
This is my last night
at St Gilbert's,
and I don't want to spend it alone
in the room like a sad loser.
Now, put your lip gloss on,
and keep your
fucking mouth shut.
Mabel. Wait up. I am so sorry.
I don't hate you, Leah.
I'm just crushed
that Dev is gone.
Oh, my God, what
are you doing here?
Leah convinced me to stay,
but you look amazing.
Listen, I'm just glad
that you two get to spend
this last night together, OK?
Call me crazy, but
I called my parents,
I think I could stay
till the end of the year.
I know. Shut your mouth right
now! That would be so amazing.
Ooh.
Leah!
Leah!
HE PANTS Would you
do me the honour
and be my date for
tonight's spring ball?
HE SCOFFS
Um, Xiang, that is
unbelievably sweet,
but I feel like I'm just
going to focus on myself.
Right, it-it-it's just because
when you needed my help, I,
and wanted to join the Algebros,
I welcomed you with open arms,
and now the shoe is on the
other foot. I-I just
Oh, I see. So you're
about to guilt-trip me.
You look gorgeous.
Oh, thank you.
Xiang for the win!
Hey, Bea.
Can we talk?
MUSIC IN HEADPHONES
You can try but you
can't keep us down
All this pressure, pressure
Turns us in to diamonds
All this pressure, pressure
You can bring anything,
it's on the horizon
All this pressure, pressure
Turns us into diamonds
All this pressure,
pressure ♪
Abby.
I brought you sparkles.
Don't remember inviting you.
Abby, I've, I've fucked up.
The last person I
wanted to hurt was you.
I'm sorry that I lied and that.
Yeah, um
..Leah did let me know
that we're going to some
..like, trash arse pub or
something. Keep your voice down.
Yes, it's in a shitty pub, but it's
my one final night with my friends.
That's all I care about.
Look, I can't stop
you from coming.
But if you really care about me,
you'll stay behind.
You coming?
No, I'm going to sit
this one out, still.
You OK?
Yeah, just headache and that.
Have fun.
Where's Caleb?
I sent him across the
road to get some rice.
I'm sorry, Jaheim.
Mum told me how hard you
worked to get into that school.
And it can't have been easy
while looking after your brother.
I'm well.
I really am.
And your brother, he's my number
one priority. You both are.
And I want to look
after Caleb for you.
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
They only had basmati rice.
That work for you?
I'm not hungry.
I'm going to fix you a
plate anyway. Just in case.
Can you pop that in the
kitchen for me? Yeah.
Can we
..just eat together?
And then tell him after
..that I've got a
shift or something.
Fine.
Cool.
Thank you.
This journey's taking forever.
If we're being kidnapped,
we have a right to know!
Abby, where the hell are you
taking us? Everyone is restless.
Hi, there. Um, the journey time
was supposed to be 20 minutes.
Not according to this.
Oh, shit. Have I sent us
to the wrong King's Head?
The King's Head?!
Please tell me you
are joking. It's fine,
once we all drop a pill we'll
think we're in a club in Ibiza.
I have no pills! Agh!
My dealer sold them all to
the other private schools
who are also having
their spring balls,
which are most likely not in a
piss-soaked function room in a pub.
EXCLAMATIONS OF SURPRISE
No way! Oh!
Look!
Look, there's Toby!
Welcome, welcome to
Salt And Pepper Burn.
Grab yourself a drink, uh,
help yourself to your
costume rail inside.
There's only one rule
in a venue like this,
it's to enjoy yourself,
for blasted sakes.
Free rein, except in the
east wing of the house.
No, no, no, my
parents are in there.
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
Hi, guys
I'm surprised you came.
I'm surprised you're
talking to me.
You're not the only one
that fucked up, trust me.
Not on this scale.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Plus, I don't want us
leaving with bad blood,
whoever goes. It's
me and Jaheim.
Carol told us yesterday.
Nothing to do with
the lowest grades.
It's all to do with my sketches.
What, what a, a, a few
sketches of who kissed who?
And most of them are made up,
so it doesn't even make sense.
No, not all of them,
Femi, all right?
Carol knows I've got something
incriminating on her.
Like what? Come on, Femi.
All your Rah'scal mates getting
straight A's since Carol came in.
Places to elite summer schools.
Tell me, have you ever
seen them pick up a book?
Congratulations!
Cheddar told me you're
not getting kicked out.
How did you manage that?
Your uncle finally
cough up the cash, yeah?
Right, is that what
happened with you?
Mate, I mean, my
grades were so bad
my parents had to promise
Carol new tennis facilities.
I mean, I shit you
not, they are pissed.
Come on!
Hey I'm Sorry,
I'm-I'm just
I, I'm the one who should
be apologising, OK?
For taking the book.
I shouldn't have drawn those
things in the first place.
People make mistakes.
Are there any other juicy
secrets up on the wall?
Uh
..your double BJ was one.
Double BJ?
Yeah. I haven't even
had a single BJ.
Is that why you were
so nervous around me?
Yeah.
Can I get you a drink?
Yeah. I-I-I mean, uh
..this wasn't what I
was expecting it to be.
I thought relationships
were meant to be exciting,
but we just spent most of our
time actually not getting along.
I think it's best if we
just stay as friends.
Oh.
Can we still, uh,
wank each other off?
That-that's not a good idea.
Um
I'll see you around.
GRACE LAUGHS
COMMENTARY ON TV
GRACE LAUGHS
GRACE LAUGHS
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
Hello? Where you at?
Why? You're missing
the party, man.
I told you I ain't coming
to that party, bro,
at some dingy little pub.
What? You're buzzing. Answer the
video call, answer the video call.
Yeah? This look like a
little trash arse pub, mate?
Hey!
Where are you, bro?
I told you, Graham's
yard! Come, man, come.
Uh, I'm in London, though.
So what, man? Hop on the train.
I'll get Graham's driver to pick
you up straight from the station.
Bro, I told you I'm
done with that school.
Rupert, the girls,
all of it, man. Done.
No, Jaheim, it's going to be our
last time together, you know.
I'm with, I'm with my
little brother right now.
Go, innit. It's calm.
Aye, tell him again, Caleb.
Say nothing.
Get me a ride, innit. Yeah,
my brother, say no more.
Are you, uh, sure you don't
want me to take you home?
I can just take you to
grandma's now, innit?
I'm good, J. Promise.
Oh.
Come here.
Agh!
I don't think that's
going to work.
I'm just trying to
get some of it off.
Want some perfume?
Perfume?
Well, aftershave, it's unisex.
She's saying you stink.
You don't stink.
But it's a party, yeah? Must
be some girl you're after.
Nah. He's got girl troubles.
CALEB LAUGHS
Where'd you get that?
Mum. She said she
got you one, too.
Yeah, I must have lost it.
Shame.
Urgh. What is that?
You don't like it?
Well, that girl might like it.
SHE LAUGHS
Caleb, uh, you got my number,
just call me if anything
Uh, my phone will be on, so
Thanks for coming.
Thank you for the food.
Oh-nah-nah
Oh-nah-nah
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch me
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch
Catch me when I'm falling
Oh, yeah ♪
Ssssh! You really
don't quit, do you?
For you?
I can't. God, that's so cheesy.
HE GROANS
Fine.
I am impressed.
Yes! Yes! YES!
Doesn't mean you're
off the hook.
It's not about the party. I
just don't like being lied to.
With everything that's changed,
I need you to be real with me.
I know.
Just
..don't want to lose you.
You won't.
Very presumptuous.
Hmm? Mm.
Oh, er
Coincidence, I swear. I
didn't even know that was
Uh, going to have to
hold fire on that.
I have, uh,
Unknown T coming. Oh,
my God, Toby, stop it.
What? No, no, I'm not even
joking. Look, get this, right?
Turns out, my second cousin actually
went to school with the guy.
Crazy.
So, I called my mum, she's
given me my cousin's number.
Rang him up.
Given me Unknown T's
number, and then
Oh, well.
Fine, let's go.
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
No, I'm sorry. You
turn up unannounced.
You claim you're performing,
yet I don't see a single
instrument among you.
Big man, I've already been paid.
Plus, it was probably
with your money.
So, whether I perform or not,
it don't bother me, you know.
Well, I don't have
a clue who you are.
I can't let you in.
Have a lovely evening.
Talk to me like that!
Is that?
Nah. Don't be dumb,
Leah, don't be dumb.
MUSIC PLAYS
Brixton! I'm surprised you came.
Face your fears and all that.
You could have dressed
up a bit. What's this?
Good evening, Mr and Mrs Graham.
If it helps, I'm getting
kicked out tomorrow.
Yeah? Lucky you.
I would have made your
life a living fucking hell.
Don't sit down.
I'm just trying to
enjoy my night, Jaheim.
Yeah, um
I guess I just wanted to come
over and tell you that I'm
..I'm leaving tomorrow.
And I mean for good.
I guess I just wanted
to say, um, I'm sorry
..for everything I did. I
What I did was awful and
there's no excuses to be made.
And you just really
didn't deserve it.
And in all truth and honesty
..I didn't deserve you cos you're
a really, really good person.
I just I couldn't leave
without telling you all of that.
Yeah.
Yeah. So
OK, well, don't sit down cos you
actually smell so fucking weird.
It was some shit my mum
sprayed on me before I left.
Some toilet spray or something.
Wait, you saw your mum?
Kind of, yeah.
OK, well, did you
just bump into her?
No, I, I went to go see her.
Did you talk? I know, I know
you're not a big talker.
Yeah, yeah, we did talk. Um
Going to see her again?
I d I don't know.
We'll see, I guess.
But I am sorry.
MUSIC: Goodums by Unknown
Listen, step out, don't
pree up cos that's my goodums
Uh, I gripped on
two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Backshot like douduff
Any time when a paigons ran in
Them man back whine
cos their gyaldem manage
My last weren't bangin',
she does bare chattin'
Why she always jammin'?
B, I got my young
ting bag from early
She was trapped in
a jewellery package
Star sign Scorpio,
shawty sassy
And of course she damaged
Bells down shows
in the O2 Arena
Hop out the car, let me
send man Arriba, Arriba
Ten toes step with the new
.22, she my new ballerina
Black whip, let's
tint out the car
Now you can't see me,
your times up, John Cena
See me in the nina, Mamacita
Shawty, she my
side chick, Shenseea
Step out, don't pree
up cos that's my goodums
I gripped on two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Step out, don't pree up
cos that's my goodums ♪
Hi. ..I gripped
on two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Back shot like douduff, baow
Backshot like bouduff, baow
Backshot like bouduff, baow. ♪
KNOCK ON DOOR
Enter.
What can I do for you?
I know what you
said to my uncle.
And I know he
isn't the only one.
And I know some that
followed through with it.
Cheddar, Graham and Toes.
I've got the proof.
Such as what?
Enough to go to the board with.
What do you want?
We all stay.
All five of us.
Dare I say you'll
go far, Mr Adebayo?
Anything else?
Leah's the one that
trashed your car.
Yeah, it's just, um,
it's kind of nuts.
What do you mean? I
mean, it's good that
we're all staying, but I just
I just can't believe it.
Better believe it, my brudda.
Alie, Femi.
Yeah.
Seriously, though,
but, like, but how?
She just said she
found the funds.
Just found, yeah?
I can't lie, though. I
partied like it was my last.
Yo!
I can't believe you
actually pulled through.
Come on. Doubting me
for? Big Tobester.
Yeah? And was Abby impressed?
You already know. Yeah.
TOBY LAUGHS
What's you and Bea saying?
I don't know. But we're cool.
That's all that matters, so
Oh, yeah? ..calm.
Omar? I, uh, saw you chilling
with a guy that wasn't Dilton.
Yeah, I-I-I met a boy.
Eeeee.
What's the guy's name?
- I don't know.
- Aaah.
What do you mean you don't know?
Well, cos I don't know, and
I wouldn't tell you. Omar!
No. How about you, Leah?
Uh, just, um
Just-just nothing.
Nothing. Mm.
Did you just, uh, Xiang
out with the girls? What?
Did you just hang
out with the girls?
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
We weathered the
storm of another term,
endured the darkest
hour Mm-hm.
..faced the wrath of
the titans. Mm-hm.
Oh, my days. Your geekdom
really knows no bounds.
Yessir.
Yeah, man, it really
wouldn't be the same
if we didn't all stay here
together. Come on, then.
See ya, sir. Bye, sir.
Ah, Jaheim.
I, um, I chased your
MIT application.
It's a no. Yeah, I know.
They finally emailed back.
I don't think it
was your grades.
It's just incredibly
competitive, isn't it?
Well, I think it's
mostly for US students.
There is another place
that I've referred you to.
It's also in the
States, Midwest.
It's equally prestigious.
They have fantastic
research facilities.
I-I just think it's a place
where you'd really shine.
Yeah? Yes, but it's, um, well,
it's not a summer school.
It's an exchange programme,
and it's starting next term.
An exchange?
Yes, I know. That would mean saying
goodbye to this place for a year.
So, what do you think?
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
Hello.
Hi.
Thanks for calling.
I just wanted to make sure
you had everything in order
and had enough space
for Caleb, so
Of course, um
Do you have a toaster? Yeah.
Microwave? Uh-huh.
And you know Caleb's
allergic to cats?
Oh, well, I don't
have any cats.
Have I, uh, passed?
So, uh, Caleb said he wanted
to come over Saturday.
And I might, uh, help
him with a few things.
Please, yeah, anything.
Anything you need to
make him feel at home.
Yeah, cool. Oh, OK.
Uh, that's a bit much for
my eyes this morning, so
Bye, Jaheim.
What do you mean?
Yo!
Is that my cocoa butter?
Bea!
Bea! Hey, uh, can I talk to
you for a minute, please?
I'm ignoring you, Jaheim.
Take the hint.
Please, I just need a
minute, that's all I need.
Leave me alone and
stop messaging me!
Bro, I just wanted
to talk to her.
Yeah, I hear it.
She clearly don't want
to chat to you. Nah.
See, when I see that Omar guy,
I swear to God, I
just might kill him.
Yeah, you're not
the only one, bruv.
Mm-hm.
Not if I get to him first.
Listen, everyone
thinks I'm a thief.
I was walking, some
girl clutched her purse.
I couldn't even say anything.
Well, at least you ain't
got to find new clothes.
All right? I had to find all this
in lost and found cos of Rupert.
What? Drawers and everything?
JAHEIM SIGHS
Don't ask questions you
don't like the answer to.
Eeeew!
Don't know why you're
making that noise.
Everyone here thinks
you're a liar.
Do you know, Abby is
officially done with you.
OK. Blocked on all
platforms. Yeah.
Deleted all the
pictures of you and her.
Even went to recently
deleted, bro.
You're erased.
It's minor. I'm going
to make it up to her.
I've got something planned.
You never learn, do you?
What do you mean?
Well, guys, not to make
things any more shit,
but today we should find out
which two of us are leaving.
Rupert!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I thought you would
have been even, but
What, a few wet clothes
versus J smashing his girl?
Listen, you better stay
in well-lit places.
So, come on, what's the
plan to get Abby back?
I've got a party,
innit? You lot coming?
Ah, champagne flowing, yeah?
You ain't even got Cava money,
man, what are you talking about?
Graham's sorting out the cash.
Along with letting
us use his yard.
When have you ever hung out
with Graham? That's his guy.
What, me and G-Man
go way back? G-Man?
G-Man! He doesn't know Graham.
You think anybody is turning up to
that ting, you are an idiot, bro.
Why? Who's going to
believe you? Not me.
Brudda, why would I lie?
Again, OK.
Es-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis-sis.
Look who it is.
DOOR CLOSES SILENCE DESCENDS
MUSIC: Little Man by CHLOBOCOP
Ah, you can't play
me little, little man
Little, little man
acting like a bigger man
Good morning
little, little man
Little, little man when
we come, you dipper man
Good morning
little, little man
Little man Oh, I'm
gon' belittle man
Little man Oh, I
sell it quicker than
Nothing but a middleman
Middle-middle
Good morning
little, little man
Little, little man Play
you like a fiddle, man
But you talk in riddle, man
But we talking figures, man
Acting like the richest man
You can never
get this gang ♪
Snake.
CHILDREN LAUGH TALKING RESUMES
Mabel.
Mabel.
I think I'm going to be one
of the two that's going.
You don't have to be my friend,
but I really don't want to
leave with you hating me.
I don't hate you, Leah.
I'm just really disappointed.
Dev and I were supposed to spend
the last few days together,
but she decided to go
home to the States early,
like today.
Because of you, so
Jude
..are you, are you leaving?
Boy genius here.
I can't believe I went
out of my way to help you.
I thought I was wrong about you,
but no, you're still the same rude,
disrespectful little prick I
met at the beginning of term.
I'm not, I promise,
I'm, I'm just an idiot.
I don't want you to leave.
Well, I wasn't going to.
But you know what, Femi, I
really don't need this shit.
Carol wants me gone, and I
am not waiting around for her
to come up with some more
bullshit. What do you mean?
Nothing.
Goodbye, Femi.
This is my fault.
I can fix this.
Jude!
KNOCKING AT DOOR
Come in.
Thank you for coming to
see me, Mr Adebayo
DOOR CLOSES ..Femi.
I just want you to know that
I'm taking what happened
between you and Miss
Bradshaw very seriously.
I'm sorry, mistress,
but I feel like there's been
a massive misunderstanding.
She was the one in a
position of power, not you,
and she abused that position.
She has, thankfully, done the
right thing and stepped down.
Nothing happened,
and it sounds like
you forced her.
Be careful with
your words, Femi.
The final decision on
the scholarships
..sits with me.
What I want at this
school are team players,
not troublemakers.
Which are you, Femi?
I just want to stay.
I'm glad to hear it.
That will be all.
It just looks ridiculous.
I don't get it.
Oh, Abby, have you seen this?
Hmm?
Toby's alternative spring ball.
Jesus Christ, that
boy does not quit.
I want to kill him.
But what other choice we have?
Hello? Obviously, it's bullshit.
Don't worry, though. I have
found us another venue.
No, this ends now. There's no
time to organise something new.
There is, and I have. Write
this down and send to everyone.
New spring ball plan.
5pm, Saturday.
Meet you by the car park.
Dress code: slay.
Where are you taking us?
That's the surprise.
Spasibo, Yelena.
Is Beatrix going to this?
Mm-hm.
How is she?
I don't know.
Like a girl whose best friend
violently stabbed her in the back.
I mean, of all
people to shag, Flo.
It's more complicated
than it looks. It just
..happened. Well, I heard it
happened quite a few times.
I did try and stop it.
Oh, my God.
Do you like him?
Well, this is fucking magical.
Different metal ions
produce a different colour
when heated in a flame, due to
the excitation of the electrons.
When those electrons return
to their ground state, they
Marsham?
Emit light from specific wavelengths
corresponding to different colours.
What has this got
to do with biology?
Well, we must first understand
the metals before we start
looking at them in animal
fats. Right, grab a partner.
This is the last practical of
the term, so make it count.
Shit, my bad, bro.
Sorry, man, I didn't see
you. Are you good? All right?
This is getting excessive now.
It's the only way
I can talk to you.
Did you think that maybe I
don't want to talk to you?
Oh, no, wait. Why would you,
seeing as you're the
only person that matters?
Can you light the Bunsen
burner for me, please?
Look, it's not all
that cut and dry.
You slept with my
best friend, Jaheim.
You may want to put
on your goggles.
Why?
Oh!
Fuck.
I don't even really care that it
was Florence, but I don't really
get why you were telling me that you
liked me when you clearly liked her.
I don't like her.
And definitely not like that.
You slept with her
more than once.
Surely there's some
feelings there.
You know that's not Look
..why would I lie
to you about this?
OK?
Well, according to Abby, Florence
has got a different side.
What do you mean?
Why don't you ask her?
Hey, uh
What are you doing here?
Can I, uh, talk to you, please?
I can't have people see us together.
I'm already in the shit with Carol.
She's definitely seen
the picture of us.
I just need you to speak
to Beatrix for me, please.
Are you being serious?
For some reason, she just thinks
that you have feelings for me.
I'm sorry, I thought we
were on the same page.
Can you just go?
I'm just trying to
make things right.
And what's your
hope here, Jaheim?
I say I don't have feelings for you
so you go report back to Beatrix
that it's not true, and
then she'll take you back?
You are not here for me.
You are not here for Beatrix.
You are here for yourself.
Are you leaving, or am I?
Fine.
OVER LOUDSPEAKER: Can Jaheim
Marsham please report to
the headmistress's
office immediately.
Mr Marsham, Mr Palmer-Grace.
Please be seated.
It seems that the two of
you are in the bottom two,
so you shall both leave St
Gilbert's at the end of the week.
But we weren't the ones
with the lowest grades.
You were.
That is, after I took into
account Omar's drawings
and the things I saw in them.
It has been a privilege having you
both with us here at St Gilbert's.
Oh, please ensure all
your belongings are
cleared out of your
dorms when you leave.
Anything left behind
will be disposed of.
That's all.
Look, I'm-I'm sorry
..about the drawings, and
I'm the reason you're here.
Bro, if she wasn't going to kick me out
this time, it would have been the next.
Don't tell anybody, though. Don't
want anybody feeling sorry for us.
Let's enjoy these last few days.
Are you going to
Abby's party tomorrow?
No, I've got some
stuff to deal with.
Tiffany, tell Stanley I'm ready.
Of course.
Well, uh, this is definitely,
er, NSFW, isn't it?
That's why I want it all gone.
Understood?
Gladly, mistress.
Yeah. Absolutely.
Oh.
WHISPERS: Who would
do such a thing?
BOYS LAUGH
Nobody's coming to
your fake party, Toby!
Better not be mashing
up my things, you know.
Shut up and go, man.
You good?
Just knock on the door, man.
Coming.
Oh Uh.
Hey.
Hi, Mum. Come here.
Good? Yeah. Good.
Coming in?
Here you are. I'm fine.
Oh, you don't drink lemonade?
No, I do. I'm just fine.
Well, I've poured
it, so I'll just
Here you are, love. Thank you.
When you said sofa, I was
thinking more like a sofa bed.
I'm going to get one.
Sofa's fine. Where's the table?
I haven't got that yet.
I get paid on Friday.
Where's he going to do his
homework? I said it's fine, Jaheim.
Where's he going to do his
homework? Don't you got to be going?
Uh
Caleb, can you pop
into the kitchen?
Yeah. Uh, turn down the
stove for me, please.
I'm trying, Jaheim. Yeah.
I'm just making sure everything's
fine for him, you know? I know.
It just feels like
you're upsetting him.
I've been taking care of him all
these years, and I'm upsetting him?
I know you've had to carry
more than you should have.
But I'm here now.
Doesn't matter.
We don't need your help.
We are doing just fine.
Feels like you've
got a lot going on.
Mother's intuition
finally kicked in?
Something like that.
If you let me help
..maybe you can
concentrate on school.
Yeah, well, I've been
kicked out of school.
And I didn't get my
summer place, so
..I've got all the time in
the world now. Jaheim, I'm
Yeah, being a kid and a parent
kind of takes it all out of you
but it's all over
and done with now.
Nothing we can do about it.
And, uh, yeah, I think, I think this
anyway is just all a bit too rushed.
And you're clearly not ready,
so I think me and Caleb are just
going to have dinner and go.
But, uh, it was nice
seeing you anyway.
Can I use your bathroom?
WHISPERS: Yeah.
Dev, can I come in, please?
Make it quick. I have
a flight to catch.
Whoa. What's the rush?
I need to get away from
this negative vibe.
By negative vibes,
do you mean me?
Cool. Cool.
Um
Dev, I was gassed when
you came to the school.
Like, for real.
Another black girl.
What? I swear, I thought we
were going to be like sisters.
But when you came, everything that
I did, you just did it better.
And, honestly, I felt
like I was getting lost.
Kind of like replaced.
I was cool with it,
seriously, but
..when I felt like I was
starting to lose Mabel
There's something about being
away from your family, friends
..shit, even London,
I don't know.
You know a place has got you
fucked up when you start beefing
with the other black girl in
the school over a white girl.
Yeah.
I wasn't trying to replace you.
I think I just
..come off a bit strong.
Can I be honest?
I think that some people
kind of find me annoying.
You? What? Really?
OK.
No way.
Dev, I am so sorry.
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry I came
between you and Mabel.
I know this is super bold
of me and a bit cheeky,
but, um, do you think you can
stay till at least Abby's party.
My flight's booked.
For Mabel.
Abby? Hm-mm?
I beg you, let me
use that one powder.
Ooh, I'm not sure about that.
What do you mean, you're not sure?
Are you rude? Well,
it's mine, I like
KNOCK AT DOOR I know
it's yours, but
Get it. I'm mid-lip liner. Oh!
Yes?
I was told I'm taking
your room next term.
I was wondering if I
could have a look around?
I swear to God, how
dare you come in here?
This is still my room, you
Um, sorry, but right
now isn't the best time.
So OK.
You know I could be leaving too?
If you make my mascara run, I will
clothesline you out the window.
Look, no tears this evening, OK?
I have organised us a great night,
and that is what it will be.
Is that clear? Yes,
Miss Ashford. Mm-hm.
Where is this King's Head?
How do you know it's
happening at the King's Head?
It popped up on your phone, right,
and then I googled it, and then
all that came up
was this shitty old
arse-crack of a pub in the city
centre, and I was like, nah.
And then
Abby, I know you're
not here to tell me
that it's at that shitty arse-crack
of a pub in the city centre. No.
No. Everywhere decent was booked
up by, by, by a wedding or a gala
or some other school trying to
have the night of their lives.
When people find out they're going
there, they're going to be fuming.
Once everyone is dressed
up and merrily pissed
on the G&T cans
I've got on the bus,
then no-one will
care where it is.
If that doesn't work,
we can all drop a pill.
Abby, that is a terrible idea.
What are you even thinking?
This is my last night
at St Gilbert's,
and I don't want to spend it alone
in the room like a sad loser.
Now, put your lip gloss on,
and keep your
fucking mouth shut.
Mabel. Wait up. I am so sorry.
I don't hate you, Leah.
I'm just crushed
that Dev is gone.
Oh, my God, what
are you doing here?
Leah convinced me to stay,
but you look amazing.
Listen, I'm just glad
that you two get to spend
this last night together, OK?
Call me crazy, but
I called my parents,
I think I could stay
till the end of the year.
I know. Shut your mouth right
now! That would be so amazing.
Ooh.
Leah!
Leah!
HE PANTS Would you
do me the honour
and be my date for
tonight's spring ball?
HE SCOFFS
Um, Xiang, that is
unbelievably sweet,
but I feel like I'm just
going to focus on myself.
Right, it-it-it's just because
when you needed my help, I,
and wanted to join the Algebros,
I welcomed you with open arms,
and now the shoe is on the
other foot. I-I just
Oh, I see. So you're
about to guilt-trip me.
You look gorgeous.
Oh, thank you.
Xiang for the win!
Hey, Bea.
Can we talk?
MUSIC IN HEADPHONES
You can try but you
can't keep us down
All this pressure, pressure
Turns us in to diamonds
All this pressure, pressure
You can bring anything,
it's on the horizon
All this pressure, pressure
Turns us into diamonds
All this pressure,
pressure ♪
Abby.
I brought you sparkles.
Don't remember inviting you.
Abby, I've, I've fucked up.
The last person I
wanted to hurt was you.
I'm sorry that I lied and that.
Yeah, um
..Leah did let me know
that we're going to some
..like, trash arse pub or
something. Keep your voice down.
Yes, it's in a shitty pub, but it's
my one final night with my friends.
That's all I care about.
Look, I can't stop
you from coming.
But if you really care about me,
you'll stay behind.
You coming?
No, I'm going to sit
this one out, still.
You OK?
Yeah, just headache and that.
Have fun.
Where's Caleb?
I sent him across the
road to get some rice.
I'm sorry, Jaheim.
Mum told me how hard you
worked to get into that school.
And it can't have been easy
while looking after your brother.
I'm well.
I really am.
And your brother, he's my number
one priority. You both are.
And I want to look
after Caleb for you.
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
They only had basmati rice.
That work for you?
I'm not hungry.
I'm going to fix you a
plate anyway. Just in case.
Can you pop that in the
kitchen for me? Yeah.
Can we
..just eat together?
And then tell him after
..that I've got a
shift or something.
Fine.
Cool.
Thank you.
This journey's taking forever.
If we're being kidnapped,
we have a right to know!
Abby, where the hell are you
taking us? Everyone is restless.
Hi, there. Um, the journey time
was supposed to be 20 minutes.
Not according to this.
Oh, shit. Have I sent us
to the wrong King's Head?
The King's Head?!
Please tell me you
are joking. It's fine,
once we all drop a pill we'll
think we're in a club in Ibiza.
I have no pills! Agh!
My dealer sold them all to
the other private schools
who are also having
their spring balls,
which are most likely not in a
piss-soaked function room in a pub.
EXCLAMATIONS OF SURPRISE
No way! Oh!
Look!
Look, there's Toby!
Welcome, welcome to
Salt And Pepper Burn.
Grab yourself a drink, uh,
help yourself to your
costume rail inside.
There's only one rule
in a venue like this,
it's to enjoy yourself,
for blasted sakes.
Free rein, except in the
east wing of the house.
No, no, no, my
parents are in there.
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
Hi, guys
I'm surprised you came.
I'm surprised you're
talking to me.
You're not the only one
that fucked up, trust me.
Not on this scale.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Plus, I don't want us
leaving with bad blood,
whoever goes. It's
me and Jaheim.
Carol told us yesterday.
Nothing to do with
the lowest grades.
It's all to do with my sketches.
What, what a, a, a few
sketches of who kissed who?
And most of them are made up,
so it doesn't even make sense.
No, not all of them,
Femi, all right?
Carol knows I've got something
incriminating on her.
Like what? Come on, Femi.
All your Rah'scal mates getting
straight A's since Carol came in.
Places to elite summer schools.
Tell me, have you ever
seen them pick up a book?
Congratulations!
Cheddar told me you're
not getting kicked out.
How did you manage that?
Your uncle finally
cough up the cash, yeah?
Right, is that what
happened with you?
Mate, I mean, my
grades were so bad
my parents had to promise
Carol new tennis facilities.
I mean, I shit you
not, they are pissed.
Come on!
Hey I'm Sorry,
I'm-I'm just
I, I'm the one who should
be apologising, OK?
For taking the book.
I shouldn't have drawn those
things in the first place.
People make mistakes.
Are there any other juicy
secrets up on the wall?
Uh
..your double BJ was one.
Double BJ?
Yeah. I haven't even
had a single BJ.
Is that why you were
so nervous around me?
Yeah.
Can I get you a drink?
Yeah. I-I-I mean, uh
..this wasn't what I
was expecting it to be.
I thought relationships
were meant to be exciting,
but we just spent most of our
time actually not getting along.
I think it's best if we
just stay as friends.
Oh.
Can we still, uh,
wank each other off?
That-that's not a good idea.
Um
I'll see you around.
GRACE LAUGHS
COMMENTARY ON TV
GRACE LAUGHS
GRACE LAUGHS
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
Hello? Where you at?
Why? You're missing
the party, man.
I told you I ain't coming
to that party, bro,
at some dingy little pub.
What? You're buzzing. Answer the
video call, answer the video call.
Yeah? This look like a
little trash arse pub, mate?
Hey!
Where are you, bro?
I told you, Graham's
yard! Come, man, come.
Uh, I'm in London, though.
So what, man? Hop on the train.
I'll get Graham's driver to pick
you up straight from the station.
Bro, I told you I'm
done with that school.
Rupert, the girls,
all of it, man. Done.
No, Jaheim, it's going to be our
last time together, you know.
I'm with, I'm with my
little brother right now.
Go, innit. It's calm.
Aye, tell him again, Caleb.
Say nothing.
Get me a ride, innit. Yeah,
my brother, say no more.
Are you, uh, sure you don't
want me to take you home?
I can just take you to
grandma's now, innit?
I'm good, J. Promise.
Oh.
Come here.
Agh!
I don't think that's
going to work.
I'm just trying to
get some of it off.
Want some perfume?
Perfume?
Well, aftershave, it's unisex.
She's saying you stink.
You don't stink.
But it's a party, yeah? Must
be some girl you're after.
Nah. He's got girl troubles.
CALEB LAUGHS
Where'd you get that?
Mum. She said she
got you one, too.
Yeah, I must have lost it.
Shame.
Urgh. What is that?
You don't like it?
Well, that girl might like it.
SHE LAUGHS
Caleb, uh, you got my number,
just call me if anything
Uh, my phone will be on, so
Thanks for coming.
Thank you for the food.
Oh-nah-nah
Oh-nah-nah
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch me
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch me when I'm falling
Catch
Catch me when I'm falling
Oh, yeah ♪
Ssssh! You really
don't quit, do you?
For you?
I can't. God, that's so cheesy.
HE GROANS
Fine.
I am impressed.
Yes! Yes! YES!
Doesn't mean you're
off the hook.
It's not about the party. I
just don't like being lied to.
With everything that's changed,
I need you to be real with me.
I know.
Just
..don't want to lose you.
You won't.
Very presumptuous.
Hmm? Mm.
Oh, er
Coincidence, I swear. I
didn't even know that was
Uh, going to have to
hold fire on that.
I have, uh,
Unknown T coming. Oh,
my God, Toby, stop it.
What? No, no, I'm not even
joking. Look, get this, right?
Turns out, my second cousin actually
went to school with the guy.
Crazy.
So, I called my mum, she's
given me my cousin's number.
Rang him up.
Given me Unknown T's
number, and then
Oh, well.
Fine, let's go.
MOBILE PHONE BUZZES
No, I'm sorry. You
turn up unannounced.
You claim you're performing,
yet I don't see a single
instrument among you.
Big man, I've already been paid.
Plus, it was probably
with your money.
So, whether I perform or not,
it don't bother me, you know.
Well, I don't have
a clue who you are.
I can't let you in.
Have a lovely evening.
Talk to me like that!
Is that?
Nah. Don't be dumb,
Leah, don't be dumb.
MUSIC PLAYS
Brixton! I'm surprised you came.
Face your fears and all that.
You could have dressed
up a bit. What's this?
Good evening, Mr and Mrs Graham.
If it helps, I'm getting
kicked out tomorrow.
Yeah? Lucky you.
I would have made your
life a living fucking hell.
Don't sit down.
I'm just trying to
enjoy my night, Jaheim.
Yeah, um
I guess I just wanted to come
over and tell you that I'm
..I'm leaving tomorrow.
And I mean for good.
I guess I just wanted
to say, um, I'm sorry
..for everything I did. I
What I did was awful and
there's no excuses to be made.
And you just really
didn't deserve it.
And in all truth and honesty
..I didn't deserve you cos you're
a really, really good person.
I just I couldn't leave
without telling you all of that.
Yeah.
Yeah. So
OK, well, don't sit down cos you
actually smell so fucking weird.
It was some shit my mum
sprayed on me before I left.
Some toilet spray or something.
Wait, you saw your mum?
Kind of, yeah.
OK, well, did you
just bump into her?
No, I, I went to go see her.
Did you talk? I know, I know
you're not a big talker.
Yeah, yeah, we did talk. Um
Going to see her again?
I d I don't know.
We'll see, I guess.
But I am sorry.
MUSIC: Goodums by Unknown
Listen, step out, don't
pree up cos that's my goodums
Uh, I gripped on
two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Backshot like douduff
Any time when a paigons ran in
Them man back whine
cos their gyaldem manage
My last weren't bangin',
she does bare chattin'
Why she always jammin'?
B, I got my young
ting bag from early
She was trapped in
a jewellery package
Star sign Scorpio,
shawty sassy
And of course she damaged
Bells down shows
in the O2 Arena
Hop out the car, let me
send man Arriba, Arriba
Ten toes step with the new
.22, she my new ballerina
Black whip, let's
tint out the car
Now you can't see me,
your times up, John Cena
See me in the nina, Mamacita
Shawty, she my
side chick, Shenseea
Step out, don't pree
up cos that's my goodums
I gripped on two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Step out, don't pree up
cos that's my goodums ♪
Hi. ..I gripped
on two, so I cheated
I think that I shouldn't,
but know I should've
The CID can't chat to me, I'm
so fluent, I dodged that bullet
This gyal wanted
me, I would've
I would've put it all in
her back like boduff, wouduff
Back shot like douduff, baow
Backshot like bouduff, baow
Backshot like bouduff, baow. ♪
KNOCK ON DOOR
Enter.
What can I do for you?
I know what you
said to my uncle.
And I know he
isn't the only one.
And I know some that
followed through with it.
Cheddar, Graham and Toes.
I've got the proof.
Such as what?
Enough to go to the board with.
What do you want?
We all stay.
All five of us.
Dare I say you'll
go far, Mr Adebayo?
Anything else?
Leah's the one that
trashed your car.
Yeah, it's just, um,
it's kind of nuts.
What do you mean? I
mean, it's good that
we're all staying, but I just
I just can't believe it.
Better believe it, my brudda.
Alie, Femi.
Yeah.
Seriously, though,
but, like, but how?
She just said she
found the funds.
Just found, yeah?
I can't lie, though. I
partied like it was my last.
Yo!
I can't believe you
actually pulled through.
Come on. Doubting me
for? Big Tobester.
Yeah? And was Abby impressed?
You already know. Yeah.
TOBY LAUGHS
What's you and Bea saying?
I don't know. But we're cool.
That's all that matters, so
Oh, yeah? ..calm.
Omar? I, uh, saw you chilling
with a guy that wasn't Dilton.
Yeah, I-I-I met a boy.
Eeeee.
What's the guy's name?
- I don't know.
- Aaah.
What do you mean you don't know?
Well, cos I don't know, and
I wouldn't tell you. Omar!
No. How about you, Leah?
Uh, just, um
Just-just nothing.
Nothing. Mm.
Did you just, uh, Xiang
out with the girls? What?
Did you just hang
out with the girls?
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
We weathered the
storm of another term,
endured the darkest
hour Mm-hm.
..faced the wrath of
the titans. Mm-hm.
Oh, my days. Your geekdom
really knows no bounds.
Yessir.
Yeah, man, it really
wouldn't be the same
if we didn't all stay here
together. Come on, then.
See ya, sir. Bye, sir.
Ah, Jaheim.
I, um, I chased your
MIT application.
It's a no. Yeah, I know.
They finally emailed back.
I don't think it
was your grades.
It's just incredibly
competitive, isn't it?
Well, I think it's
mostly for US students.
There is another place
that I've referred you to.
It's also in the
States, Midwest.
It's equally prestigious.
They have fantastic
research facilities.
I-I just think it's a place
where you'd really shine.
Yeah? Yes, but it's, um, well,
it's not a summer school.
It's an exchange programme,
and it's starting next term.
An exchange?
Yes, I know. That would mean saying
goodbye to this place for a year.
So, what do you think?