How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord (2018) s02e06 Episode Script

[SOLDIER 6B screams]
[DEMON 6B roars]
[HENRICK]
Reporting! Ship number 13!
She's been taken down
by the enemy!
Got a sail down! It's ship 22!
[LAMINITUS] How'd the Fallen
get this strong?
Was it when they were granted
a Demon Lord's power?
[VARAKNESS]
Fanis?
Hello, Varakness.
[VARAKNESS] That is
my new darling, isn't it?
Fanis Laminitus!
I've come to take
you away, my love.
Just as I promised I would.
Tell me something, have you
found a wedding dress, yet?
You've got to be kidding!
Bringing your hussies
to the battlefield?
[VARAKNESS]
What a horrible way to describe
my beloved wives
and co-commanders
of the Demon Lord's Army.
What's more,
after you've joined my harem,
let's not forget.
These lovely charmers
will be your sister brides.
You must be
completely demented!
Thinking I'd actually
marry a Fallen?
Don't make me laugh!
[VARAKNESS] I've prepared a
dazzling wedding ring for you.
Don't you want to put it on?
I'm ready to feel your love
as I watch you swoon
over these women.
[LAMINITUS]
Idiot.
You know, I've prepared
a gift for you, too.
I hope you'll enjoy it.
Oh! My sweet Fanis!
You've got me so excited!
[LAMINITUS]
We'll see how excited you are
when I snuff out that arrogance!
Lightning Shot! Activate!
[VARAKNESS]
Now that's just wonderful!
Punk.
Whoa! She got the enemy!
Perfect shot.
She got the enemy commander!
[SOLDIER 6F]
Turns out we have a lady king!
[SOLDIER 6G]
Yeah we do!
[SOLDIERS]
King! King! King! King!
Inform the rest that
the enemy's commander's dead!
Then prepare--
What? No way.
Did I just ruin your
big moment? I'm sorry.
I must say, I'm impressed.
I don't believe I've suffered
wounds like those before.
[LAMINITUS]
This is impossible!
I know that blast went
right through his heart!
Anyway, let's move on, shall we?
I brought a lovely gift
I hope you'll enjoy!
[sings]
[SOLDIERS groan]
[SOLDIERS screaming]
What magic is this?
Stand strong, men!
All units must maintain--
What? How'd that happen?
[chuckles] Would you like me
to give you a hint?
Varakness sent me to
retrieve you as a sister bride.
However, I can't stand
women who are
more generously endowed than me.
And I have no desire to
add you to our harem.
I'd much rather kill you!
Laminitus, step back!
[LAMINITUS gasps]
[SOLDIER 6F groans]
[SOLDIER 6G groans]
Now, who else would
like to join in the fun?
[CROW laughs]
[LAMINITUS]
What's going on?
So much chaos.
Can this even be
called a battle?
This is not a fair fight.
[CROW] That's very true.
It's more of a show.
'The Slaughtering of Mortal
Races,' presented by the Fallen.
Help. Please. Someone help!
[CROW]
Hm?
[LAMINITUS]
All hands on deck.
Soldiers. Citizens. Anyone.
Please. We need you.
Please. Save us!
Wow, poor thing.
But, you know no one's
going to rescue you, right?
You're free to die!
[DEMONS scream]
Oh my. What's this
madness about?
Wait. Lightning?
[DIABLO chuckling]
[DIABLO]
Listen up, trash demons!
I am a true Demon Lord
from another world!
The name's Diablo!
[DIABLO] A city of the mortal
races means nothing to me.
What I won't tolerate
is claiming to be
a Demon Lord's Army
without my permission.
Good for you!
The brooding face works.
They have no clue what's coming.
Impersonators are not welcome!
Sounds like you'll be
needing backup!
Yeah! It's important to
lean on your friends
when you need them!
Yes. I'll be right beside you
no matter what we face!
Then I wanna come, too!
[REM] It'll take us
three days to reach
the city even if we rush.
[DIABLO]
Not if we use this.
[ALL gasp]
[DIABLO]
Teleportation!
It allows you to return to
any place you've visited.
Best part is that you
arrive within an instant.
Master, unfortunately,
I've never left the dungeon.
Therefore, I can't go with you.
But um. I'll be here
waiting for you to return,
and I'll be dreaming of
that day until then.
No matter how long it takes.
[TAKUMA]
I feel for her.
It's hard being the one
who's always left out.
Nonsense. You're
coming, too, Rose!
[gasps] The magic
won't allow it.
Any personal item
I bring will transport.
And that includes you!
I'm your item? But
[TAKUMA] Aw crap!
I can't call a woman an object!
Why am I like this?
[ROSE]
You said I'm your item.
It's like all my dreams
have come true!
What a blessing to be
a part of this journey!
And to be along as your item!
Please use me
however you need to!
[DIABLO]
It's time to go.
We'll be making our way
to Zircon Tower!
Prepare to arrive on
an active battlefield!
[ALL]
Right!
[ROSE]
Right.
Teleport!
[DIABLO]
Lightning Meteor!
I recognize him.
[CROW] What the heck
is that thing? Who is he?
Stand up, men! If you're alive,
raise your guns!
Come forth, Asulau!
Destroy them all
at the same time!
[ASULAU roars]
Let's all take a minute
to appreciate
the strength of that Summon.
Is this a great ring or what?
Okay! Back to work!
Special delivery!
Triangle Shot with
Tempest Arrows!
[SHERA] Yes! Now that's
what I call a perfect shot!
Keep up the good work, soldiers!
[ROSE]
You've sullied the clothes
I received from my master
with the foul smell
of the Fallen.
How unfortunate for you.
I don't feel it would be
beneficial to either of us
if I were to
kill you immediately.
Instead, I should teach
you brainless Fallen
a lesson about
what true fear is.
[ROSE]
Now die. Asterismos!
[ROSE]
Didymoi!
[ROSE]
Karkinos!
[ROSE]
Parthenos!
Oops! I said I wasn't
going to kill them instantly
and it appears I've
done just that!
Oh well. I suppose I should
clean up this mess.
[LUMACHINA] Dear God, please
grant this man your mercy.
Heal his wounds. Preserve him.
Please heal this man.
Please save his life.
Who's next?
I'm ready for them, Horn.
[HORN]
Yeah, copy that!
But maybe you should take
some time to rest, first?
I'm okay, Horn.
I've got Diablo on my side.
No. I mean I've got
God on my side.
[DIABLO chuckles]
Tornado Impact!
[DIABLO cackles]
Wow. Intriguing sorcerer.
Now he looks like
one worth killing.
Don't let those monsters
into the city!
[DIABLO]
So you're alive, then?
Good to see you,
Lord of Zircon Tow--
Diablo. You frightened me.
[TAKUMA]
She says, holding a weapon
she was just
pointing at my junk!
I'm grateful to your friends.
They've already been a big help.
I had personal interest.
It wasn't a favor.
No one can call themselves
the Demon Lord's Army
without my permission.
Heh. Now I understand.
Problem is, unless
Varakness is defeated,
there's no way we'll win.
Who is Varakness?
[LAMINITUS]
He's new.
The army's commander-in-chief.
He has powers granted
by a Demon Lord.
His own might is
indeed impressive.
But he also commands a powerful
sorcerer and a skilled healer.
Plus a Fallen that can appear
out of people's shadows.
This makes getting
close to him very difficult.
[DIABLO] It makes no difference
what kind of foe he is.
Once I hit him
with my Grand Magic--
[TAKUMA]
What? He's kissing her?
Ew. She's kissing him back?
Oh come on? Really?
How is that real life?
I guess it's not.
[gasps]
[TAKUMA] Those rings!
Frikkin wedding bands?
No way. So that means
[TAKUMA] This is some
kind of twisted harem?
Because the perfect place
for a creepy handsy-man
is on a battlefield.
[cackling]
[LAMINITUS]
Uh, what's up? What's so funny?
I'll be back very soon.
After I murder them!
Hold on! Diablo?
[VARAKNESS]
Oh my godless-ness!
Are you really cocky enough
to challenge me
to a battle head on?
[screams]
Varakne--
Impossible!
You'll regret that, sir.
I wasn't too impressed.
The screaming was silly.
Do you have anything
less obnoxious?
Don't you move.
This ought to be fun.
What nerve you have to
kill my sweet little sister!
So many ways I could
slice you up--
Ow! Let go of me!
Begone to a world where
all life and time are frozen.
Absolute Zero!
[CROW] It's so cold!
My body. I'm freezing!
Please! No! I don't want to die!
[DIABLO]
Whoops. Too late.
[DIABLO]
So. Who's next?
How? Who in the world
is this bizarre mortal?
[sings]
[VARAKNESS]
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
It's not you.
This man has Magic
Reflection powers.
He can push anything
you do back at us.
Oooh! Look who's
paying attention!
Wish I had caught on earlier.
I never imagined you'd be able
to defeat two of my wives.
[DIABLO] And yet you seem
quite complacent about it all.
I guess that means
you won't mind
when I take out the third!
Flare Burst!
[VARAKNESS screams]
Wh-What power is that?
[VARKENESS HAREM GIRL 6B sings]
[VARAKNESS gasps]
[chuckles]
[VARAKNESS] Why? Why would you
choose to harm my darlings?
You murderer!
[DIABLO] You're asking
why I killed an enemy
on a battlefield and
calling me a "murderer"
as though you don't
understand why we're here?
Besides that,
everyone knows you target the
healer first, it's common sense.
How dare you!
I don't need them to rip
you apart. I'll do it myself!
Oh? In other words,
you provide entertainment, too!
I'll kill you!
[VARAKNESS yelling]
Are you serious? Is this it?
What? How are you
evading me, mortal?
I was given my powers
by a Demon Lord!
I'm on a very high level!
At least 160!
I think it's your equipment.
I'm not sure which Demon Lord
granted you this power,
but raising your level to
the cap is pretty standard.
When finished, it's the
equipment that you use
that determines superiority.
But that equipment could be
useless if you lack skill,
reaction speed,
and situational awareness.
Please. I don't believe you.
How is it not common knowledge?
I suppose because I'm a Demon
Lord from another world.
But those rules are why
I won't lose to a mere Fallen!
[VARAKNESS]
You're all talk.
I just need to hit you.
Be brave and let me punch you!
I'm gonna end you with one blow!
Futile. Your attacks
won't reach me
thanks to the effect of
the Mystic Gem of Illusion.
What?
I think it's time
we end this, don't you?
O White, with your
purifying heat and light,
return everything to white!
White Nova!
[screaming]
No. What's happening?
Why's everything fading away?
Wow, look I'm just impressed
you're breathing.
Just wait. I'll never
forgive you for this!
You're gonna pay!
[VARAKNESS chuckles]
I've got you now!
Activate. Energy Drain!
[DIABLO]
A blood sucking spell?
That's your hidden ace?
How trite and disappointing.
Nice try, though!
[groans]
Fine. You've proven
you're stronger.
But I still have
the Demon Lord on my side!
[DIABLO] Right, and I shall
pulverize whichever
Demon Lord tries to revive you.
Because I am
the true Demon Lord!
And my name's Diablo!
[cackles]
The true Demon Lord? Oh.
[SHERA giggles]
We did it!
[REM]
We did it!
[SOLDIERS cheering]
[SHERA]
Diablo!
[REM]
Diablo!
[HORN]
Mister!
[LUMACHINA]
Diablo, sir!
[LAMINITUS] To Diablo,
for providing the greatest
service in this battle.
Your efforts to save our city
won't be forgotten.
I already told you.
I didn't come here to save
a city or protect mortal races.
I came here to display
the powers of a Demon Lord
and destroy the imposters.
[LAMINITUS]
Heh. That's right, you did.
[SHERA]
Such delicious food!
Time to play everyone's
favorite game,
"How Disgusting Are Elves?"
[SHERA]
Water! Water!
[REM]
Every time.
[DIABLO]
Anyone seen Horn?
Yeah, she said was
going to the bathroom,
but she'd be right back.
Hope she's okay.
She looked down earlier.
She might be having
stomach issues in there.
--[thud]
--[HORN groans]
[ADVENTURER 6A]
Hey there, Horn-ball!
Ya know, I was shocked
to learn you're a girl,
but more shocked that you're
still training for battle!
That's pretty neat!
Yeah, I bet they
gave you a huge reward!
Hand it over!
It's only fair
since we took you on
all of those adventures
before, right?
What's only fair?
I don't get it.
I didn't receive a reward!
I must've left before
they were given out.
Although, even if I
had received one,
there's no way I'd ever
hand it over to you jerks!
What'd you say?
Yeah, you heard me!
I had fun with all of them.
They're way more fun than
you could ever hope to be!
And plus. I sucked.
I did everything wrong,
but they still said thank you.
When you're saying "they,"
are you talking about
the head priest's groupies?
It's like you think
it's an honor
to run around with those creeps!
[ADVENTURER 6B]
They're not all gross.
There's that panther girl
and the elf girl
with the huge bongos.
They were smokin' hot.
Bet that damn Demon's
living it up with you three!
Although he spent
most of the battle hiding
and quivering in the shadows!
[ADVENTURERS laugh]
[HORN]
You take that back!
[ADVENTURER 6A]
'Scuse you?
[HORN] Don't you ever talk about
my friends that way again!
They're incredible.
You could never be like them!
And every one of them
has worked as hard
as they could to
protect this city!
They risked their lives
to save us!
They're nothing like you.
You steal from those
weaker than you
because you're not
strong enough to fight!
[ADVENTURER 6A]
Boo hoo!
So those are your
final words, huh? Good.
Kill me, it's fine.
I can die knowing I
stood up for my friends.
I'd never forgive myself
if I played it safe!
Great, then this'll be easy!
[DIABLO]
This stench! You smell it?
It reeks of monsters out here.
[ADVENTURER 6B]
What? Who are you?
[DIABLO]
Oh, hey, Horn.
Did you know
enemies just spawned
in the middle of the city?
Too bad they're all
low-level trash monsters.
Yeah! They are!
You bastard! Ready, set, attack!
[DIABLO chuckles]
[DIABLO] I made an
exception for you today.
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
[HORN]
I I'm so sorry.
I hate that I wasn't
of any use to you.
I'll stop wasting your time.
I'll leave you guys alone.
[TAKUMA] Does she really
feel that worthless?
What are you talking about?
[HORN gasps]
Did anyone ask you to leave us?
[HORN]
No.
So you want to leave
on your own accord?
No! Absolutely not!
I want to stay with you.
[DIABLO] No one in the group
has told you to go.
And you're saying you definitely
don't want to leave.
So that sounds like
we all want you to stay.
I don't get what the problem is.
Um. I guess there
really isn't a problem.
I don't wanna leave.
I wanna stay here with everyone!
Okay. Then you stay with us
as long as you like.
[HORN sniffles]
'Kay.
What was that?
Okay!
[HORN crying]
[DIABLO]
And yet, you're still crying.
[HORN]
Um, I have allergies!
[DIABLO]
That's crying.
[HORN]
No, it's not!
[KLEM]
These are delish!
Hey, I'm gonna need some
more cookies at this table!
[EDELGARD]
Oh look!
The Demon Lord is
finally feeling motivated!
[GALFORD] I cannot turn
a blind eye to a Demon Lord
and a Fallen within the city.