Level Up (2012) s02e06 Episode Script

AND IN THIS PANEL,
THE PRINCE STANDS ON A HILLTOP
LOOKING DOWN ON A LAND HE'LL
NEVER KNOW AGAIN, CALLED
[ ZAP! ]THE LAND
HE WILL NEVER KNOW AGAIN.
SEE, BACK IN ISSUE 2,
WHEN THE OWLBEARS RULED --
OOH, OWLBEARS?
CAN I SEE?
WELL, THIS IS --
OH.
HEY!
YOU'LL GET THIS BACK AFTERWE'RE
DONE DESTROYING THE MONSTER
AND NOT A MOMENT BEFORE.
[ GROANS ]
BUT I'M SO FAR BEHIND!
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S ISSUE 6 OF "THE WAY
OF THE PEACEFUL PRINCE."
THEY'RE ALREADY
UP TO ISSUE 10!
RELAX, WYATT.
THE PRINCE IS GONNA MAKE IT.
YOU KNOW WHY?
HUH?
SO YOU'LL BUY ISSUE 11.
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU KNOW, I DON'T READ I
BECAUSE I'M WORRIED
ABOUT THE PEACEFUL PRINCE.
I READ IT BECAUSE IT'S THE STORY
OF AN OUTSIDER
WHO FEELS ALIENATED
IN HIS OWN WORLD.
I'LL TAKE THAT.
IT'S LIKE HUGO VEGA SORO
IS WRITING ABOUT MY LIFE.
[ SCOFFS ]YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THIS,
BUT BEFORE I HUNG OU
WITH YOU GUYS,
I WAS A BIT OF AN OUTSIDER
MYSELF.
NO! WHAT?!
YOU?!
WHAT?! WOW!
CRAZY!
[ ROARING ]
[ MOOING ]
WHAT IS THAT?
A HOLSTEINIAN MOO-MAN.
MOSTLY MAN, 2% MAD COW.
[ MOOS ]
[ ROARS ]
WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
[ STEAM WHISTLING RHYTHMICALLY ]
IT'S COOL.
AS LONG AS WE DON'T AGITATE HIM,
WE SHOULD BE TOTALLY FINE.
iOLé!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ ROARS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
[ WHISTLING ]
AWESOME JOB.
YEAH.
WASN'T ME.
WELL,
IT WASN'T ME, EITHER.
NOT GUILTY.
WAIT. THEN WHO THREW
THE FIREBALL?
AW, WHAT IS
THAT SMELL?!
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT NOW WE HAVE TWOMYSTERIES
TO SOLVE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
JUST ONE.
THE SMELL WAS ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GAGGING ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
PISTACHIOS,
NO SHELLS,
SALTY
[ BLOWS ]
AND REAL DIRTY.
THAT'S NOT IN THE DIE
OF A MOO-MAN.
FOOTPRINTS.
YEAH, THIS IS DEFINITELY WHERE
THAT FIREBALL CAME FROM.
THAT'S IT.
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER LEAK. HMM.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THOSE ARE SNEAKER PRINTS.
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
FROM THE LOOKS OF IT,
SOME LOW-TOP CASUAL TRAINERS
ENDORSED BY AN ATHLETE.
[ SNIFFS ]
YEAH. IF IT HADN'T JUST RAINED,
I COULD TELL YOU WHICH ATHLETE.
[ BLOWS ]
SO WHAT?
THE LEAK WENT TO A SHOE STORE.
DON'T YOU GET IT?
WHATEVER THE LEAK IS, IT'S BEEN
LIVING HERE FOR A WHILE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S BEEN CHECKING US OUT,
WATCHING OUR EVERY MOVE,
TRYING TO DRESS LIKE US.NO.
HUH!
SPECIFICALLY ONEOF US.NO.
ME.THERE'S A LEAK LIVING HERE
IN OUR REALM.
OH, WE GOT TO FIND IT,
AND WE GOT TO BARD IT!
SOON IT'S GONNA
TOTALLY BLEND IN,
THEN GET A LIBRARY CARD,
AND VOTE! [ GASPS ]
MNH-MNH. IT'S NOT GONNA BLEND IN
WITH THOSESHOES.
THOSE ARE ATTENTION-GETTERS.
OKAY, THIS LEAK
JUST SAVED OUR LIVES.
SHOULDN'T WE BE TRYING
TO THANK IT, NOT BARD IT?
MNH-MNH.
NO WAY.
RULES IS RULES.
AND RULE NUMBER 2
EXPLICITLY STATES,
"NEVERFAIL BARDS ALL LEAKS."
NO EXCEPTIONS.
WE HAVE RULES?YEAH.
AND THEY'RE NUMBERED?UH-HUH.
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?[ MUTTERING ]
WAIT. WHY WON'T SOMEBODY
FILL ME IN ON THIS?
WELL, ANGIE, ARE YOU NO
IN FOR A REAL TREAT?
[ GASPS ]
TO THE EXPLAINY BOARD!
WAY TO GO.
WHAT?WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT"?
UM, EXCUSE ME.
THE WHOLE REASON WE'RE HERE
IS BECAUSE
YOU TOOK OFF YOUR --NO, I DIDN'T.
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT GOT US
[ ENERGY ZAPS ]
[ PISTACHIO CRUNCHES ]
AND FINALLY, RULE NUMBER 37.
"IN THE EVEN
THAT MALDARK ESCAPES
AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD,
WYATT -- THAT'S ME
[ CHUCKLES ]
GETS DIBS ON THE EMPEROR'S SUITE
ON MAX'S ESCAPE POD."
WHAT?
WHERE'S HIS EXCELLENCY
EMPEROR YANG GONNA SLEEP?
YO,
WHEN DID HE GET THE TIME
TO MAKE THIS GIGANTIC
LIST OF RULES?
Angie:
I HAVE NO IDEA.
I THINK HE'S BEEN HIDING
A TIME-STOPPING DEVICE FROM US.
A TIME MACHINE?
YOU'REIN ON IT, TOO.
I THINK YOU'VE BEEN HIDING A
BRAIN-STOPPING MACHINE FROM US.
I AM NOT!
[ SIGHS ]
IF I HAD A BRAIN-STOPPING
MACHINE, I'D SHOW IT TO YOU.
YOU JUST DID.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
WELL, I THINK YOU NEED
A FACE-STOPPING MACHINE
BECAUSE YOUR FACE
IS LIKE A STOPPAGE!
ALL RIGHT!
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A NEW RULE.
RULE NUMBER 38.
YES! [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT IS THE SPIRIT, LYLE.
UH, YEAH. ANGIE AND DANTE
SHOULD SHUSH IT UP.
[ CREAK! ]WHAT?
I'M SORRY, LYLE.
UH, HMM. WE WERE GETTING
ON YOUR NERVES, HUH?
YOU GUYS ARE CONSTANTLY SNIPING
AT EACH OTHER.
WELL,
THAT ENDS RIGHT NOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO, IT DOESN'T.
OH, YES, IT DOES.
MM.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
EVERY TIME I HUG YOU,
I MEAN TO CRUSH YOUR SPIRIT.
WELL, EVERY TIME I SAY
SOMETHING NICE TO YOU,
IT MEANS THAT YOU BETTER SLEEP
WITH ONE EYE OPEN --
AND NOT THE EYE
THAT'S TOUCHING THE PILLOW.
BECAUSE THEN YOU
WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE.
IS THAT BETTER?BETTER.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOTBETTER?
THAT I'M STILL HERE.
MAX,
WE NEED YOUR EXPERT HELP.
THERE IS A LEAK LIVING HERE
AMONGST US,
WHICH IS A CLEAR VIOLATION
OF RULE NUMBER 2.
AND IT'S FOUND A WAY
TO BLEND IN.
A LEAK COULD NEVER
TOTALLY BLEND IN.
JUST LOOK FOR ANY WEIRDOS
THAT CAN'T JUMP DIAGONALLY.
I PROGRAMMED THEM THAT WAY
BECAUSE I HATE CHECKERS!
GREAT!
WE'RE DOING A JUMPING CONTEST --
WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET WYAT
TO STOP TALKING ABOUT RULES.
I'M OUT.
I GOT A YARD FULL OF SOIL
TO CHURN
WITH A CRUISE-SHIP PROPELLER.
[ Southern accent ] TIME
TO PLANT MY GOOSEBERRIES, Y'ALL!
OH.
DON'T TOUCH THOSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THOSE ARE IN MINT CONDITION.
AND DON'T LOSE MY SPOT.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE GOOD, BRO.
I DOG-EARED THEPAGE.
[ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
OH!
[ Laughing ] OH!
I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING
THE EXTREME-REACTION GAME!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
YAY!
AWESOME DIAGONAL JUMP.
NOT HIM, EITHER.
PLEASE ENJOY
THESE PISTACHIOS.
[ SIGHS ]
[ PISTACHIOS CRUNCH ]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD.
[ SIGHS ]I THINK I LIKE IT BETTER
THAN THE NUT. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ GASPS ]
I MIGHT BE THE LEAK.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
DIAGONAL.
JUMP DIAGONALLY.
DIAGONAL.
OOH.
I-I AM THE LEAK!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I'M A WEIRDO!
I LIKE PISTACHIO SHELLS!
I CAN'T JUMP DIAGONALLY!
I DON'T WANT TO GET BARDED!
I DON'T -- DON'T BARD ME!
YOU'RE NOT THE LEAK,
YOU IMBEDOLT.
YOU'RE JUST
UNCOORDINATED.
UNCOORDINATED?
YES.
UNCOORDINATED?
ALL RIGHT. DANCE BATTLE --
RIGHT NOW.
STEP INTO THE STREETS,
SON.
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
OH, WYATT,
I TRIED TO FIX YOUR COMIC BOOK.
YEP.
I WILL HAPPILY HOLD THIS
WHILE YOU GET MY COMIC BOOK
OUT OF YOUR BACKPACK.
THAT ISYOUR COMIC BOOK.
[ GASPS ]
OHHHH.
HOW?!
[ SIGHS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
WELL, THANK YOU FOR PROTECTING
IT WITH THIS JAR.
I'M GOING TO NEED THAT BACK,
ACTUALLY.
I HAVE A LOT OF OTHER ASHES
TO PUT IN THERE.
NEW RULE --
DANTE DOESN'T TOUCH MY STUFF.
NOW I'VE GOT TO GO BUY
A NEW ISSUE 6.
GOING BACK
TO THE COMIC-BOOK STORE.
YOU GUYS, UH,
FINISH UP HERE.
BUT -- NO --
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO FIND THIS LEAK.
WHO IS THE WEIRDEST PERSON
IN DAVENTRY HILLS --
THAT'S NOT A PAR
OF THIS CONVERSATION?
[ SIGHS ]
HELLO.
HELLO?
[ Distorted voice ] HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE, GUS?
INCLUDING THE VAN RIDE?
NO.
HOW LONG
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
FOUR MINUTES?
THIS IS THE BEST HALF-BIRTHDAY
I'VE EVER HAD.
I MEAN,
I WAS HONESTLY SURPRISED
WHEN I WAS BLINDFOLDED
AND ROLLED UP IN THAT RUG.
[ ALL SIGH ]
[ Normal voice ] YOU'RE SHOPPING
FOR A SPARKLING
[ Distorted voice ]
TIARA OF ACID ABSORPTION
AND A DRAGON-SCALE ANKLE
OF FLIGHT.
GUS, WHERE DO YOU GO TO
[ Normal voice ]
FIND THOSE GIFTS?
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SHOP
AFTER THAT THING I DID
WITH MY MOM'S CREDIT CARD.
[ SLAMS DESK ]
I DON'T THINK HE'S THE LEAK.
[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SING HIM "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
AND LET HIM BLOW OUT THE CANDLES
ON THAT CAKE AND THEN WE CAN
GET OUT OF HERE.OKAY.
DANTE!WHAT? WHOA!
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
OH, NO, NO, DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT A BACKUP.
[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
WELL, YOU'VE GOT A RECEIPT,
SO I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE IT.
YEAH.
MY FRIEND DESTROYED IT.
YOU GOT A FRIEND NOW?
YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY,
MAN.
IF I HAD A FRIEND, I'D LET HIM
DESTROY MY WHOLE COLLECTION.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
OH, THE PEACEFUL PRINCE
WAS SITTING ATOP A HILL.
OH, YOU SHOULD GET IT SIGNED
BY HUGO VEGA SORO.
HE'S SITTING
RIGHT OVER THERE.
THANKS.
HI. THANK YOU.
[ GASPS ]
DUDE, YOU CAN'T KEEP DESTROYING
THE COMIC BOOKS.
I MIGHT HAVE TO BAR YOU.
[ CREAK! ]
MAN,
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
HUGO VEGA SORO.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH
YOUR COMICS SPEAK TO ME.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ SLOOP! ]
BOOP! OHH.
YOU'RE A PRINCE, TOO?
NO. PRINCE OF AWKWARDNESS,
MAYBE. WHY'D I SAY THAT?
HERE'S AN INTERESTING TIDBIT.
THE ONE AND ONLY DATE
I EVER WENT ON, I WAS
CALLED THE KING OF WUSSES.
IN ALL FAIRNESS, IT WAS ME
WHO CALLED ME THAT.
WHY CAN'T I STOP TALKING?!
[ GROANS ]
RELAX.
NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS
IN FRONT OF ME.
I'M JUST A HUMAN BEING
FROM THIS WORLD.
THERE'S THAT HUGO VEGA WIT!
AW, MAN. YOU TALK
JUST LIKE YOU WRITE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SO, YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME
FROM ANYWHERE?
UH, ONLY FROM THE BACK OF
EVERY COMIC YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.
THEY ARE PRECIOUS TO ME.
LONG STORY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT WAS A LONG STORY.
BUT IT'S NICE TO KNOW
HOW YOUR PARENTS MET.
THIS IS SO AWESOME!
[ SIGHS ]
WHEN I IMAGINED
MEETING YOU,
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT'D BE
IN A TWO-MAN SUBMARINE
AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE MARIANAS TRENCH.
OH.
WOULDN'T WE HAVE ALREADY ME
WHEN THEY PUT US IN THE SUB
BEFORE GOING
TO THE BOTTOM?
YOU'RE RIGHT!
AH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUARE THE STORY GUY!
[ SIGHS ]
SO, HOW DID YOU GE
THE IDEA FOR "THE WAY
OF THE PEACEFUL PRINCE"?
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO FEEL LIKE AN OUTSIDER.
[ PISTACHIO CRUNCHES ]
AN OUTSIDER?
BUT YOU'RE HUGO VEGA SORO.
I MEAN, YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL.
LOOK AT THOSESHOES.
[ OMINOUS TONE PLAYS ]
SO, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
YOUR COMIC IS A BIT OF AN
AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
UH, PISTACHIO SHELL?
KIRBY'S EYEBROWS!
YOU'RE FROM "CONQUEROR"!
[ GRUNTS ]
THAT'S IT!
I'M GOING DIGITAL.
AND SPEAKING OF DIGITAL,
YOUARE TOTALLY DIGITAL!
NO, IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
YOU WROTE THOSE BOOKS
BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE
YOU WEREN'T AT HOME HERE.
DON'T WORRY. I KNOW A WAY
WE CAN GET YOU BACK HOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'LL INVOLVE
A COUPLE OF EXPLOSIONS,
AND ONE OF THEM WILL BE YOU.
NO.
WYATT, YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS.
I WROTE THOSE BOOKS
BECAUSE I FELT I DIDN'T BELONG
IN MY OLD REALM.
THE OLD REALM?
EVERYONE THERE THINKS THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THINGS.
YOU ALWAYS
GOT TO FOLLOW THE HERD.
I DIDN'T REALLY FIT IN.
BUT YOU FIT IN HERE?
OH, I LOVE IT HERE!
IT'S TOTALLY CHILL!
AND I'VE GO
THIS GREAT APARTMEN
NEXT TO JUST THIGHS,
THAT CHICKEN PLACE. MM-HMM.
THAT'S WHAT THAT SMELL IS.
YOU, UH -- YOU SMELL LIKE
A BUCKET OF NUGGETS.
ISN'T IT GREAT?!
NO. IT'S NOT GREAT,
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
WE HAVE RULES, AND WE HAVE TO
LIVE BY THOSE RULES,
EVEN IF THOSE RULES MIGH
HURT PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY COOL
AND ARE WORSHIPPED BY PEOPLE
WHO MIGHT NOT BE AS COOL.
WELL,
WHO MAKES THOSE RULES?
GULP.
YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE
THE RULES TYPE, EMPEROR DORKWAD.
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
WE WERE FRIENDS.
OH, WE ARE.
EMPEROR DORKWAD IS A VERY
BELOVED MAN WHERE I COME FROM.
OH.
HIS LAWS ARE LEGENDARY.YEAH. MM-HMM.
BUT HE KNOWS
WHEN THEY NEED TO CHANGE.
SO I GUESS I NEED TO BE MORE OF
A DORKWAD AND CHANGE SOME RULES.
BECAUSE I'M NOT SENDING YOU
BACK, HUGO VEGA SORO.
BOOP!
[ GRUNTS ] WHOA.
[ GRUNTING ]
OHH!
OHH!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE HERE.
MAN, NOTGOOD. WE CAN'T FIND
THIS LEAK ANYWHERE.
IT'S LIKE
IT DOESN'T EXIST.
[ SIGHS ] I WISH.
UH, WHAT WAS THAT?
UH, I SAID THAT
[ CHUCKLES ]
I-I WAS KISSED.
BY A FISH!
'CAUSE IT WAS MY WISH!
GREAT.
WELL, NUMBER 34 SAYS
THAT THIS IS A NO-JUDGMENT ZONE,
SO I WILL NOT BE SAYING
ANY MORE ON THAT FREAKY TOPIC.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, UH,
JUST TAKING THE RULES DOWN.
YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN THINKING --
MAYBE NOT ALL LEAKS
HAVE TO GO BACK.
I-I MEAN, THEY WEREN'T ALL BAD,
RIGHT?
I MEAN, BOB --
BOB THE BARBARIAN.
HE WAS COOL.
AND -- AND, AND SIR GUY.
AND MY BARD?
[ CHUCKLES ]
MNH-MNH.
NO.
GOOD PEEPS ALL.
UH, "GOOD PEEPS ALL"?
YEAH, WELL LET'S NOT FORGE
SEÑOR CHAINSAW HANDS
OR THAT THING FROM THE SEA OF
KAJAKASHAM WHO TRIED TO EAT ME
OR THAT DANCING BANANA
THAT ALSO TRIED TO EAT ME!
I'M JUST SAYING --
HOW BAD WOULD IT BE
IF WE HAD A LEAK THAT EXISTED
PEACEFULLY IN OUR REALM --
YOU KNOW, BOUGHT A GUY DINNER
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
ENTERTAINED THOUSANDS?
THAT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE DANTE HAS
A VERY REASONABLE,
VERY WELL-THOUGHT-OUT PLAN
THAT I'M SURE WON'T END
IN SOMETHING TRYING TO EAT ME.
ARE WE STILL PRETENDING
TO LIKE EACH OTHER?
[ SCOFFS ]
WHO'S PRETENDING?
PLEASE DON'T.
YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE AT THAT.
THANK YOU.
OH, GOOD, BECAUSE, DANTE,
YOUR PLAN IS HORRIBLE!
WELL, NO ONE ELSE HAD A PLAN,
SO I WIN BY FORFEIT.
SO, WE'RE DOING MY PLAN.
[ STEAM WHISTLES, ALL SCREAM ]
THAT THING
IS TRYING TO EAT ME!
Lyle:
THIS IS YOUR PLAN, DANTE?!
Wyatt:
LET'S JUST SEND HIM BACK!
NO, NO, NO, WAIT!
THE MOO-MAN KNOWS
WHO BARDED HIM.
ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GET HIM TO
[ GRUNTS ]CALM DOWN
[ GROWLS ]
AND TELL US WHO IT WAS.
HE'S SO DUMB! HE'S SO DUMB!
YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
HEY, BUDDY.
WHOA!
OOH! YES!
WHOO!
[ South American accent]
I SAY NOTHING,
YOU
MOOOO-MEDDLING MILKERS!
THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
BUT THANKS TO YOU,
I HAVE RETURNED TO THIS REALM,
AND NOW I CAN COMPLETE
MY MOOOO-MISSION.
WHAT MISSION?
SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE HE'S NOT GONNA TALK![ CRANK! ]
[ BLAST-A-TON HUMMING ]STAND BACK!
WAIT! I MUST TAKE
HUGO VEGA SORO HOME.
WHO?
WHAT?
HE'S THE PEACEFUL PRINCE.
HE IS MY SON.
[ BLAST-A-TON REVS ]HYAH!
[ CHATTER! ]
[ GROWLS ]
OH!
[ BUZZING, RUMBLING ]
Angie: SON?
[ SIGHS ]
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL US,
WYATT?
HMM?
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ Distorted voice ]
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
THAT HUGO VEGA SORO
WAS THE LEAK?
I KNOW
THAT IT'S YOU GUYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE
THE VOICE CHANGER.
IT'S MORE FUN.
CHECK THIS OUT.
[ Electronic female voice ]
YOU HAVE TWO NEW MESSAGES.
[ LAUGHS ]
Wyatt:
WILL YOU LET ME GO!
I NEED TO WARN HUGO
THAT HIS DAD IS OUT TO GET HIM
AND HE'S
A PRETTY SCARY COW DUDE.
[ Normal voice ] UH, FIRST
YOUNEED TO TELL US
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, WYATT.
YEAH, SPILL IT!
UGH.
LOOK, HUGO VEGA SORO AND I
ARE FRIENDS.
OH.
UH!
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR RULES?
I THOUGHT THAT NEVERFAIL
WAS SUPPOSED TO BARD
[ Distorted voice ]
ALL LEAKS, NO EXCEPTIONS.
WELL,
MAYBE I WAS WRONG, OKAY?
[ INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
MAYBE THERE AREEXCEPTIONS.
HUGO IS A GOOD PERSON --
I MEAN, NPC.
[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
I MEAN,
WHATEVER IT IS HE IS.
LOOK, EITHER WAY, HUGO FINALLY
FOUND A PLACE WHERE HE BELONGS,
KIND OF LIKE
WHEN I FOUND YOU GUYS.
OOH.
THAT IS SWEET.
[ Distorted voice ] I THINK
YOU JUST MADE LYLE CRY.
[ Normal voice ]
NO! NO, I'M NOT CRYING.
WYATT, HOW DO WE FIND HUGO
SO THAT WE CAN WARN HIM?
WELL,
HE SAID HE'S LIVING
IN AN APARTMEN
NEXT TO THE JUST THIGHS.
TO JUST THIGHS!
EW!
MR. SPENADER LIVES HERE.
[ GRUNTS ]
GOOD TO KNOW.
OH, LOOK!
HE'S RIGHT THERE.
HE'S LISTED UNDER
THE PEACEFUL PRINCE.
HE'S IN 4B!
WELL, TO 4B!
WHOA!
YOU'RE HERE TO BARD ME.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
WE'RE NOT HERE TO BARD YOU.
WE'RE HERE TO WARN YOU.
CHICKEN?
THANK YOU.
FRIENDS.
WARN ME ABOUT WHAT?
[ GRUNTS, ROARS ]
NEVER MIND!
[ GROWLS ]
[ GASPS ]
HUGO,
YOU'RE COMING HOME WITH ME.
HE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU ARE.[ BLAST-A-TON HUMS ]
WAIT!
[ BLAST-A-TON POWERS DOWN ]
MY SON BELONGS AT HOME --
MOOOOOO -- WITH HIS PEOPLE,
WHERE WE STAMPEDE VILLAGES
AND BURN VILLAGES
AND TAKE A BREAK
TO EAT SOME GRASS.
[ HAPPY TUNE PLAYING ]
[ HAPPY TUNE STOPS ]
THEN BURN MORE VILLAGES
AND DRINK THEIR TROUGHS DRY.
WOW. THAT SOUNDS --
TOTALLY AWESOME!
THAT'S NOT MY SCENE, DAD.
UH, I-I DON'T LIKE BURNING STUFF
AND WRECKING STUFF.
YEAH, MR. MOO-MAN.
NOT EVERYONE
HAS TO FOLLOW THE HERD.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BLAST-A-TON HUMS, REVS ]
[ BLAST-A-TON POWERS DOWN ]
I GOT IT.
[ SOMBER GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING ]
I LIKE CREATING STUFF.
YOU MEAN
LIKE AVALANCHES AND FIRE.
I'M AN ARTIST.
I'M A STORYTELLER.
ES VERDAD.
HAY MUCHíSIMA GENTE RARA
QUE LEA SUS COMICS.
INCLUYENDA ESE AQUí.
COW-WASH!
WE DON'T USE WORDS
TO EXPRESS OURSELVES.
WE USE SWORDS
BLOOD
AND SWORDS!
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
[ GROANS ] LET HIM STAY!
DON'T YOU GET IT?
HE FEELS LIKE HE DOESN'T BELONG
IN YOUR REALM.
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I WAS ONCE
AN OUTSIDER, TOO.
Lyle: NO WAY.Angie:
OH, WHAT A SURPRISE.
I BELIEVE IT.
IS IT GETTING BLURRY IN HERE?
Wyatt: HUGO VEGA HAS GO
A NEW HOME, AND HE'S HAPPY.
DON'T YOU WANT YOUR SON
TO BE HAPPY?
I DO.
AWW, YEAH!
[ SNIFFLES ]
SO, HE CAN STAY?
I SUPPOSE.
[ BLAST-A-TON HUMS ]
AAH!
All: WHOA!
EASY ON THE TRIGGER,
THERE!
WHAT?!
THEY MADE UP, OKAY?!
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
WHEN I BLAST HIM?!
BESIDES, DANTE'S CHICKEN
WAS MAKING ME REALLY HUNGRY.
THAT WORKED FOR ME.
LET'S GO GET A BUCKET, BUDDY.
YOUR TURN TO BUY, THOUGH.
OKAY.
TO JUST THIGHS!
OKAY, HUGO VEGA.
YOU CAN STAY,
BUT THERE ARE
NO FREE RIDES HERE.
YEAH. YOU GOT TO GET US
FREE CHICKEN.
WELL,
I DON'T WORK AT JUST THIGHS.[ CHUCKLES ]
I JUST LIVE NEAR IT.
LET'S BARD HIM.
WHOA!DANTE!
WAIT!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON. COME ON.OKAY. OKAY.
WAIT. LYLE IS --
LYLE'S RIGHT.
HUGO VEGA IS GOING TO EARN
HIS RIGHT TO STAY HERE
BY BEING MY --
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OURUNDERCOVER LEAK
ON THE STREET.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH
JUST IF YOU SEE
SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS,
YOU GOT TO LET US KNOW.
DEAL.
CONGRATULATIONS, HUGO VEGA.
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY
PART OF OUR REALM.
YES!
[ IMITATES FANFARE PLAYING ]
YOU'RE GONNA BE OUR SNITCH.
OH, DUDE.
WE SHOULD GET SOME MORE CHICKEN.
[ GRUNTS ]
BOOOOO!
BOOOOO!
BOOOOO!BOOOOO!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WAH!
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WHOO-WAH!