Salish & Jordan Matter (2026) s02e06 Episode Script

This is my credit card, and
I'm going to give it to Salish and Nidal,
and they can use it to buy
whatever they want all day.
Thank you, Dad!
But the twist is
we are playing a game of chase.
- [man] Go, go, go!
- [Jordan] Aah! Aah!
- [man] Salish, go, go, go!
- [Nidal] Oh my God!
[Salish] Nidal, get in!
If I catch them before 6:00 p.m.,
they have to give everything back.
- [Salish] Thank you.
- Oh.
You have one minute to hide!
One thousand one. One thousand two.
I kind of know I can trust Salish
with my credit card,
but Nidal, on the other hand…
Seven hundred and fifty-three dollars
at Prada?
Something tells me
that I'm gonna regret this video.
You kicked me out for no reason.
- We stopped filming.
- We wait until PD comes.
Are you gonna be leaving mall property?
[Jordan] This is Prada,
private jet, Uber Black.
They are out of control!
This time,
those two pushed me to my limit.
You may now kiss.
Excuse me. My daughter's getting married.
- This is how the nightmare started.
- Okay, wait. I have an idea.
Thousand fourteen. You better hurry.
I can still hear you.
You only get a minute to hide, guys.
I'm gonna catch you.
You have a bunch of money to spend.
This is the key to get into his car. Dad!
Look, I have the key to get into your car!
- No. Wait.
- [Salish] Ready?
- No, no, wait. Salish, I need that!
- [Salish] Set…
[Jordan] Wait. Do not…
You're not gonna throw the… No! What?
Okay. That should take him
a couple minutes. Let's go.
Have fun with that!
That's my car key. It's at the bottom
of the pool. Where are they going?
Now that we have my dad's card,
let's go order a bunch of Starbucks.
- I cannot believe I'm doing this.
- [Sandy] No, your mic!
- Oh God, are you kidding? Salish!
- [static buzzing]
- What do you want?
- I don't know.
We have your dad's card.
We can buy whatever we want.
I wanna go on a shopping spree,
buy a lot of clothes.
I wanna get some new shoes, buy a car.
Aaah! Not happening.
My hair was so good today.
[Sandy] They're getting away. [laughs]
Oh my God, that's cold!
Gah! This did not just happen.
[Salish] Can we please have one Pink Drink
and one vanilla steamer?
[Nidal] Can I get 20 gift cards?
- Twenty?
- [Nidal] Yeah.
- Sandy, do you have extra clothes?
- [Sandy] We got towels.
The only way I can trace them is
every time they spend money, I'll know
where they are 'cause I'll get an alert.
If they don't spend money,
I'll never know where they are. Let's go.
There are the gift cards.
Let's give one to everybody here.
Shall we go to Vegas after this?
Vegas? That's, like, so random.
My dad's gonna be really mad about that.
That's crazy.
- No, no, but, like, trust. It'll be fun.
- Okay, I guess I trust.
All right. Where did they go?
I saw them go this way.
I gotta go to my car and see
if I've got anything else to wear.
I'm soaking wet right now.
Let's go.
- [Nidal] You want a gift card?
- [Salish] We're giving them out.
- [man] Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
Awesome. Thank you.
This is my car. Okay.
I have a hat. Thank God.
Dude, I don't have any clothes.
Do you have any extra clothes?
What I got on.
- [Jordan] Only that?
- Only that.
Do you wanna exchange it
for something really wet?
- Nah, not really.
- Okay.
This is Hudson's gym bag.
Oh, is this gonna be nasty
teenage boy gym clothing?
[Nidal] You want a gift card?
- Here.
- [boy] Are you sure?
Of course. Let's order an Uber now.
Sandy, dude, they just spent
$100 at Starbucks.
How do you spend $100 at Starbu…
Oh, man. This is gonna be a long day.
My dad's tracking these purchases,
so he knows we went to Starbucks,
so we gotta go.
Okay, let's hope there's
something good in Hudson's bag.
Teen boys wear sweats. I hope it's clean.
- [Salish] Do you each want a gift card?
- Sure, why not?
We have her dad's credit card.
- We're spending as much as possible.
- Appreciate it.
[Jordan] At the end of the day,
Salish and Nidal are going to get married.
Her dad's gonna freak out.
Vegas is the perfect place to go.
It's less than an hour away.
They have the best shopping.
Nidal, remember,
my dad can see all of our transactions,
so whenever we buy something,
he's gonna know where we are.
We started here at the Marriott
because this is Nidal's hotel.
I guess they used that Starbucks
in the hotel to spend 100 bucks.
And I didn't see them.
Now I have no idea where they are.
I look ridiculous.
But I think this is clean.
And at least Hudson's my size,
so it fits. Could be worse.
Now I gotta just wait
until they spend money.
I don't know where to go.
Disneyland isn't far. Universal isn't far.
Thank you. There isn't another flight
out of here for, like, an hour.
We have an hour to do whatever we want
in Vegas with no pressure.
- Thank you.
- Yep.
God, that was expensive.
- They spent $1,200 on a flight to Vegas.
- [Sandy] Are we going to Vegas?
- To the airport.
- [Sandy] Let's take an Uber.
Then why did I jump into the pool
to get my car key?
Let's take an Uber. It's faster.
If I take an Uber, I can go straight
to the terminal and save time.
- Hello.
- [driver] Hi, how's it goin'?
It's going okay, except my daughter
bought a flight with her best friend.
I'm trying to catch up to her before
she takes off to Vegas. So not great.
Nidal. I bet you anything it was Nidal,
like, "Let's go to Vegas."
Shall we go to Vegas?
Trust. It'll be fun.
- We gotta find the next flight.
- [Sandy] Can we get on their flight?
They got tickets on JSX.
That's, like, a semi-private jet.
- [Sandy laughs] That's why it's expensive.
- Are you kidding?
It takes off in 15 minutes.
We have to get our own flight.
The next one is United at 1:15.
It's 11:41, so they're gonna be
an hour and a half ahead of us.
In Vegas. With my credit card.
This is a nightmare.
[driver] At least
they're too young to gamble.
- You haven't met Nidal.
- [laughter]
[Jordan] As I'm freaking out in the Uber,
the kids are literally super relaxed,
just playing games.
So far, I'm in for $1,350.
And they've only had my card
for 30 minutes. That's a bad sign.
The flight has already
been delayed ten minutes.
And if it gets delayed any more,
then we're gonna lose our entire plan.
Bro.
Thank you.
Sandy, their flight is delayed. I can
maybe get to them. Actually get to them.
Excuse me. Do you know where JSX is?
- [buzzing]
- No? Okay. Thank you.
Excuse me. Do you guys know where JSX is?
- [woman] JSX?
- [Jordan] JSX, yeah.
I think that's at the private terminal,
like, around the airport.
- A different part of the airport?
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
- Yeah. Mm-hm.
[splutters]
- What's your score at?
- Um, a thousand.
- [muzak playing]
- [game chimes]
[laughs]
- What's yours at?
- 447.
Our flight takes off in, like, 45 minutes.
So we gotta go.
I'm not losing to this kid today.
My dad's calling me right now.
Salish, Nidal, what are you doing?
You're flying to Vegas?
- How did you know?
- It popped up on my credit card!
Look where I'm going.
I'm coming to you.
- Your flight's delayed. I'm tracking it.
- Okay.
Why are you going to Vegas?
Dad, we gotta go board.
- But we're going 'cause we want to.
- You're not getting…
- Do not get on that plane. Dude--
- [Salish] Bye. See you later.
Do not hang up on me. Just do not…
[spluttering] Oh, don't…
They're boarding.
I'm already tired. This is gonna be a hard
game of chase if I can't run that far.
I had no idea the prank that was waiting
for me at the end of the night.
Salish and Nidal getting married.
At least, I hope it was a prank.
You may now kiss.
I thought we'd be able to order
all of the food and all of the drinks
on this flight,
but they're not taking orders anymore
because the flight's too bumpy
and the flight's way too quick.
And Nidal's asleep right now, guys.
It was supposed to be boarding
at 12:21. Look. It's 12:48.
So I'm losing the time that I just gained.
[sighs]
Them being in Vegas with my credit card
and not me there is such a bad idea.
[tense music playing]
We just landed in Las Vegas.
We're jammed up in a small plane.
They're living it up in first class
on a private jet.
We just landed. We're gonna go shopping.
So, we got my dad's card.
I ordered the nicest Uber
to try and drive him absolutely crazy.
Let's go!
I can't figure out
why they wanna go to Vegas.
They don't gamble. Salish was just there
last week for a competition.
Oh my God, wait a minute.
I know what Nidal's doing.
In LA, it's just malls,
but in Vegas, it's, like, luxury.
- You know the mall we're going to?
- Yeah.
You know, like, outside of there,
there's, like, a bunch of stores?
- Like Gucci and Prada and all that?
- Really?
- Yeah. Let's go there first.
- Yeah, for sure.
Every minute, I lose a minute
of saving my credit card.
[upbeat pop music playing]
[Salish laughs] Okay, my turn.
Salish turned off her Find Friends
because she argued with me
that it was too easy for me to find her
if I had her on Find Friends.
So the only way I can find them is
if they're spending money.
So when I land, I'm about
to find out where they are
and how much they've spent.
Okay, I give up.
I thought they were gonna wanna buy
things, but they're buying experiences.
The rule is if I catch them
before 6:00 p.m.,
they have to give everything back.
But if they had the experience,
they've had it.
I can't tell them to give the flight back.
Last time I was in Vegas,
our Uber driv…
- Driver backed up into…
- [mocking] Uh, buh…
[laughs] …a car.
Then they got in a fight
and started yelling at each other.
Welcome to Vegas.
- Cybertruck.
- [driver] Will you be all right to get…
- [cameraman] No. No!
- [driver] Here?
Off we go. Where are we going?
- I don't know.
- [Sandy laughs] Someplace expensive!
- I like how you're laughing about this.
- [Sandy laughs]
- What's your biggest fear?
- Needles.
- Me?
- No, "needle." Not "Nidal."
My nickname's Needle, Noodle, Nene.
I have so many.
So I have three hours
and 48 minutes to catch them,
or they keep everything they bought today.
What if they came to Vegas
and don't plan to buy anything?
They just wanted to hang out in Vegas,
and we're stuck in the airport.
- What's your greatest strength?
- Probably putting up with you all day.
If I don't catch 'em by 5:59,
I'm gonna be in debt.
Should I do some slots to try and make
back the money they're gonna spend?
[Sandy laughs]
Ask you a question. 15-year-old girl
with her 14-year-old friend who's a boy.
Spending money.
Where would they go?
- Fashion Show Mall.
- How much has she spent?
- She… Unfortunately, it's unlimited.
- They're driving.
I have to catch her by 6:00,
or she gets to keep everything.
- Galleria Mall.
- Thank you.
I only have
about three and a half hours.
I heard the best shopping's at this hotel,
so let's go find it.
[Salish] Yeah, let's go.
They just spent $36.83 on an Uber.
Where'd they go?
They got Chanel, Dior,
Gucci, "Cervace," Prada.
They got everything.
This is one of the most expensive places.
Yeah, I know. I can't believe we're here.
Let's go into Prada.
All they have here is, like,
clothes for, like, grown men.
- And belts and shoes and wallets.
- [Salish] Saying you're not a grown man?
- Ooh! Low-key, should I get a wallet?
- [cameraman] Nidal…
Low-key, you should.
Okay, okay. That'd be cool,
to own a Prada wallet.
- These are cool.
- That's, like, really expensive.
I just wanna get this wallet.
- [assistant] Those?
- Thanks, Jordan.
- $753 at Prada.
- [Sandy] Ooh!
Let's go. I gotta find Prada.
I got something nice.
We gotta find you something.
But we kinda gotta hurry
'cause Jordan saw the first purchase.
- All right, go.
- I'm going broke.
Louis Vuitton or Gucci?
- Um, I don't know.
- Close your eyes. Spin in a circle.
[Salish] Where am I?
Put your hand out.
Okay.
Whoa! I thought I was over there.
They are out of freaking control.
$753 at Prada? Are you kidding me?
We need matching wallets.
- Get something that matches this.
- Okay.
Prada Las Vegas City Center.
Prada Las Vegas Wynn.
Prada Las Vegas Bellagio.
There's three of them!
I gotta call each one of these Pradas.
I gotta ask them if Salish and Nidal
bought something.
Hello. My daughter and her friend
just went to a Prada and spent $753.
Any chance they went to your Prada?
[man] Let me check if anyone spoke
to two girls. One moment.
I'm losing all of my life savings as
we speak, and I have to listen to muzak.
[gentle panpipes music playing]
- Prada City Center didn't see Salish.
- [woman] Welcome to Prada…
Trying next one.
[woman] They did just sell something
for about $700,
um, a little wallet to a younger girl.
So I think that they were probably there.
A wallet. Thank you so much.
A wallet for seven…
Are you kidding me right now?
[yells] Oh!
[sighs]
- [Sandy] Good detective work.
- Smart on my part.
I have three hours and 27 minutes.
- [Salish] I found a cute charm.
- What happened to the wallet?
We settled on a charm instead.
We can't spend much time.
Jordan's gonna find us.
- Let's go get food.
- All right.
They're not messing around.
This is not ten-year-old Nidal and Salish.
They're all sweet and happy
with ice cream and a roller coaster ride.
This is Prada, private jet, Uber Black.
I mean, this is getting bad.
We're in over $2,000,
and we're, like, just…
We got hours left. Oh man.
Salish knows if I catch them,
they have to give everything back,
so for her, this is all a big game.
Guys, that was actually so much money,
and I feel so bad for my dad.
He shouldn't have given me his card.
Like, what does he expect?
I really hope my dad's not mad at me.
I'm scared.
This is game on, man. This is game on.
We got our things.
This is actually so crazy.
I've never been into a designer store,
so that was really cool.
Thank you, Dad.
$650, Louis Vuitton.
[groans]
My dad knows that we're here right now,
so we're gonna grab food somewhere else.
It looks like there's a food court
just down the street,
so we're gonna get some food,
'cause I'm hungry.
And it's pretty far away
from the Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton is right next to Prada.
So they're in that mall
shopping like crazy.
I'm gonna find them.
Our car is coming now.
I am already so far behind.
I hope I can catch them
before they spend all my money.
- Thank you. How are you?
- [Sandy] Fifteen minutes.
- Did you say 15 minutes?
- [Sandy] Yeah.
Any chance this car has wings?
My daughter is going crazy
with my credit card right now.
I gotta stop her.
See, this was exactly my worst nightmare.
They flew here to go to the luxury stores.
Salish is not a materialistic person.
She's like, "I don't need anything."
She doesn't want presents
for holidays or birthdays.
She never wants anything.
But then we play these games,
and she just goes nuts.
I think it's just to punish me.
Nidal. She likes…
she likes to give him things.
So maybe this is all for Nidal.
Last year, she used entirely
her own money, and it was a lot,
to buy him a necklace from Fendi.
So I think she likes to spoil him.
Maybe they're buying each other presents
on my credit.
I don't know what's going on.
Why am I in Vegas?
Three, two, one.
[Salish] No!
- Aargh!
- [buzzer sounds]
[Salish] I give up. Why is he so fast?
Thank you so much. Have a great day.
Oh man.
This is expensive.
They went to Prada.
They went to Louis Vuitton.
That was 30 minutes ago.
They could be anywhere.
Can we please go to Panda?
You wanna go to Burger… Habit.
- But…
- [mimics] "But."
- I'm going to Panda.
- Veggie burger?
We have a credit card,
so we can get whatever we want.
So, wait… Give it to me.
- No, I'm keeping it first.
- Oh.
They could buy that. A million dollars.
Hi. My daughter
and her friend, they bought a wallet.
Can you show me what wallet it was?
Was this for the younger man?
Oh! So it wasn't for the girl.
That's a nice wallet. Thank you so much.
Guess what. I'm gonna catch them
and I'm gonna keep that wallet.
That wallet was for Nidal. It wasn't
for Salish. She didn't spend at Prada.
They're not gonna do this.
I know them.
They're gonna buy things,
mess with me, get a nice thing,
and then do something else.
They're gonna look for action.
If Nidal could bungee jump
from a helicopter into the Vegas Sphere,
he'd do it because he's crazy.
Where's the thing for crazy teens?
'Cause that's where they would go.
Okay.
$50, Panda Express. Panda Express.
Let's see local locations.
Look, Fashion Show. It says it's
in the Fashion Show. It's right there.
I'm gonna catch them
before they leave the food court.
"An unexpected windfall will soon…"
I got this last time.
A week ago or something,
I was at somewhere with my friend.
And they had Panda.
We ate it, and I got a fortune cookie,
and that was the exact same thing.
I've gotten the same fortune twice now.
Obviously, that's the one
they would go to. Oh no. I'm so tired.
[panting]
Remember when I used to be able to do
a ten-minute challenge and sprint around?
- [both] Thank you.
- [Jordan] This way.
Oh, you're crossing the street.
A Firebird, go! Go.
We're going back. I'm so sorry.
- [girl] Sorry!
- This way.
I can't even walk up stairs anymore.
We just got done eating food,
and now I know my dad is for sure
gonna be tracking us really closely,
so we have to go get anything
that we want, and we gotta hurry.
- Let's go.
- All right.
They're in here. Hah!
Now, they know I'm tracking
their purchases, right?
When it comes to food, they have
to pay for it, then it gets made.
They might still be waiting.
It happened two minutes ago.
- I wanna go to Sephora.
- But I want Urban Outfitters.
What if I picked out an outfit
for you from Urban Outfitters?
I'm picking up
everything for you at Sephora.
Wait, what? Um… okay.
[Jordan] To make things even worse,
I got lost inside this giant mall.
How big are these malls?
Oh, okay. Now we're in Salish World.
Zara, Aerie, Hollister. Oh my God.
Just when I was about to catch them,
I got busted by security.
[guard] Hey, how's it going?
Inside the mall, no one can be recording
without the permission of mall management.
- Have to…
- [Jordan] I got you. No worries.
Can you tell me where the, uh, food is?
Food court's up there, but you guys
are gonna have to end the recording.
[Jordan] No worries. Thank you.
I wonder if they got caught.
- I'mma get you some skincare, okay?
- Thank you. Are you saying my skin's bad?
Absolutely. Aah, skincare, I found it.
This stuff, like, makes your face
more oily and glowy and stuff. Here.
- [Salish] I don't know what this is.
- Neither do I.
- [Salish] You wanna get that?
- This…
[Salish] I guess my jawline's really bad.
- That makes me confident.
- Of course.
- [Salish] Wanna get a lip balm?
- Yeah.
We got this 'cause my jawline's bad.
I don't know why he got that.
- I wanted… It tastes good.
- He got… I don't know what this is.
- Neither do I.
- A Truth Serum. And he got a Skin Drip.
- Yep.
- Wow.
- They just spent $434 at Sephora.
- [cash register rings]
Thanks, Nidal,
for picking out all of these products.
Now it's time to go get you
a clothing makeover.
Salish and Nidal just did a huge charge
at Sephora in this mall,
but security told me
I wasn't allowed back in.
You asked me to stop filming. I stopped.
You're now kicking me out of the mall.
Tell me why, please.
- You're not allowed to be in the mall.
- [Jordan] Why?
If you're still on the mall property,
we can escalate this to Metro.
You kicked me out for no reason.
I wanna go 'cause my daughter's there.
You're saying I can't go back in,
but I never started filming again.
- I don't understand what's going on.
- Let's wait for PD.
Seriously, I did nothing wrong in there.
We were filming for five seconds.
They told us to stop. We stopped.
Now he's kicking me out.
There was actually
something outside of the store
that I think I'm gonna get quickly.
Nidal, which one
do you think I should pick?
We got Hashirama, Madara, Itachi,
Kakashi, Jiraiya Sensei.
We got Tobirama. We got Hashirama.
So he knows all of them. Wow.
I'm gonna buy one of these Sonny Angels.
Okay, I'll get this one.
This one's actually super cute.
Maybe a fruit.
I'm gonna get, like, three
to give away to some people.
This looks really interesting.
I'm gonna get four.
Aah! They just made a $50
game-shop purchase right there,
and security is, like, wanting
to call the police on me.
What I didn't know chasing them
all through Las Vegas
is they had planned
a very special surprise for me.
You may now kiss.
Please! I'm running out of time.
Can you open the door?
Now it's time to go get you
a clothing makeover.
I could go bust them now.
Instead, I'm waiting to see them come out.
Urban's right here. There's no way
my dad's not following us. Let's go.
- Jeans or sweats?
- Sweats, sweats.
- [Salish] You like any of these? These?
- No. No.
Oh my God. This is gonna be hard.
We'll get these sweats.
- [Nidal] Salish, hurry up.
- I'm trying to hurry.
We need to go. Come on. Yeah.
- Come on.
- Okay.
Here's a plain hoodie.
- [Nidal] This one's better. Hurry.
- That one?
I got his whole outfit.
We got this shirt,
these pants, and this hoodie. Let's go.
I'm gonna give
these Angel thingies away.
Have you ever seen
these Sonny Angel things?
Do you guys want one?
Here, you guys…
- Here. I have two.
- [woman] What do you say?
- [kids] Thank you.
- Thank you guys so much. Nice to meet you.
- Guess the price. Don't look.
- [Salish] 167.
- [gasps]
- [cashier] 165.
- [cameraman] That was really close.
- We got the outfit.
We gotta hurry,
because my dad's for sure here.
We should mess with your dad.
See this Hello Kitty food place?
What if we bought something
so he sees the charge?
- Come down…
- [Salish] Okay.
We run and see him from a far view,
so we know where he is.
- That's smart. Let's do that.
- Yeah.
Hello. Could I get a hat
and that little… the pig thing?
We have our stuff. Let's go up there
and watch your dad watch us.
Sandy, they just did Hello Kitty.
$42. It's right there.
They're just spending money in front of me
and I can't get there. [groans]
- [cameraman] Nice!
- Nidal Kitty is here.
[cameraman] I kind of like it.
Now we're just gonna wait.
- What if that's a fake security cop?
- [Sandy] That would be smart.
[Jordan] Remember how
Salish did that to me last year?
- With Pierson?
- [Sandy] Yes. Yes.
What if that's a fake security cop?
I'm gonna go in. What could happen?
[Sandy] No, no, Jordan. Wait.
If they're real, you're gonna be in jail.
Okay. I don't wanna go to jail.
If I go to jail,
I automatically lose the challenge.
And I'm in jail.
And they seemed real, didn't they?
[Sandy] Yes, they seemed mad and real.
Thank you. You just saved me jail time.
Guess I wait to see if I see them.
All right, guys, this is taking so long.
And I thought my dad
was tracking our purchases,
but I guess he didn't see this one.
Let's actually mess
with my dad a little bit.
Del, can you take
a picture of us together?
- Absolutely. Team Salish.
- All right. Thanks.
- [cameraman chuckling] Whoo!
- [Del] Cute. Okay, great.
They just posted a photo.
They just posted a photo
on Instagram in Forever 21.
They're taunting me now.
- [cameraman] We gotta go.
- [Salish] Nidal.
I'm seeing how I look.
I saw a photo of them in Forever 21.
I might be able to catch them
before they leave the store.
The Uber is red and we gotta go.
Maybe I can see them inside there. Hah!
Forever 21. Perfect. Where are they?
Oh my God. Sandy! Sandy!
- Oh, let's go.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- I see it, I see it.
[Salish] Let's go!
[dramatic music playing]
[cameraman] He's right there!
- Oh my God!
- [Salish] Where?
[Jordan] Aah! Aah! Aah!
[Salish gasps] Nidal, get in!
[cameraman] Get over.
[Jordan] Aah! No!
- [Nidal] Uh…
- [Salish] Let's go.
Are you kidding? No.
Can you pull over?
[Nidal] Oh, he gave up.
That was so close. Did you see
all that stuff they were carrying?
[Sandy] Lot of bags.
He saw, like, all the bags we had
and all the purchases we made.
Now he's gonna for sure wanna catch up.
It's gonna take him a while to try
and get a car and come over here.
Also, we have time until we buy something.
He's not gonna know where we're going.
Aaah!
[woman squeal] Jordan!
[Jordan] Hi! That was funny timing.
So this is what we have to do.
I gotta get an Uber.
Hold on. Wait, wait.
[panting]
My daughters watch you on YouTube.
- Do you?
- [girls] Yeah!
All three of you, how are you?
- [girls] Good, you?
- [mom] We're good. Thank you.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
I'm trying to chase my daughter,
and she's with Nidal.
They sped off in an Uber.
Which direction are you going?
- We're making a right.
- Oh my gosh! The car went right.
- Can I just hop in your trunk?
- [mom] Sure.
- With Sandy?
- Sure.
- Gotta go that way.
- Okay.
- Oh my gosh. Really?
- Yes.
Wow! Team Salish or Team Jordan?
- [dad] Right here.
- [girl] Jordan.
Yeah, come on! This is too good.
Thank you so much.
- [mom] You're welcome.
- [Jordan] This is crazy.
I'm tracking them with my credit card.
Every time they spend money,
I know where they are.
Off camera,
Sandy got a glimmer in his eye.
He said, "I know
where they're going." What?
- [Sandy] I know they like amusement parks.
- Is there an amusement park?
There's Circus Circus.
- Like, the indoor amusement park, yeah.
- [Sandy] Indoor amusement park.
- Could you take us to the park?
- Yeah.
- Is that too much to ask?
- No, no, no.
- Totally not.
- You're giving me a look. Can I fist bump?
[all laugh]
Now we're at Circus Circus,
which I think is an amusement park,
and we have a few things planned
to scare my dad.
First, some tattoos.
I have an hour 38 minutes left
before I have to catch them
or they keep everything.
They started by going to Starbucks
and spending 100 bucks.
How do you spend 100 bucks in Starbucks?
[Salish] We're at the tattoo place.
Nidal, I'm not getting a tattoo,
but you are.
- No.
- Yes.
- Fine.
- That was easy.
- Can I do that on my forearm?
- That's really cool.
I wanna get a skeleton
on the back of my hand.
- Tell me, who are you rooting for here?
- You.
- [Jordan] Actually?
- [girl] Yeah.
- For real?
- Yeah. That's too much money.
[Jordan] Thank you!
You never hear that Team Jordan thing.
What about you? Who are you rooting for?
- You.
- Come on, now. You raised your kids right.
That's too much money to spend.
We're at Circus. Oh gosh.
You are the best. Thank you so much.
This was so random.
Not only did we find people who watch
our videos and took us to Circus Circus,
but found two Team Jordan people.
That's, like, the only two
out there right now.
- Thank you so much.
- Yes, sir.
- You guys are awesome. Thank you.
- Take care!
How lucky was that?
We're at Circus Circus.
I have an hour 18 minutes left.
And if they're here,
I'm probably gonna win.
[cameraman] You not gettin' one?
I have a gymnastics competition.
I think my coaches might kill me.
- [cameraman] They'd think it's cool.
- No, they would kill me.
The amusement park is this way.
This is a shot in the dark, right?
They might've gone to a fancy dinner
or more shopping.
I have no idea.
I haven't seen another charge.
I do know they got out of their Uber.
I got the Uber charge,
but it didn't tell me where they're going.
- Should've gotten that.
- [cameraman] Which one?
- [bell chimes]
- Um…
I'm just trying to figure out, like…
Maybe I should go straight to the park,
and once I find the amusement park,
I'll do a quick circle.
If they're not there, I'm gonna go
to the place with a roller coaster.
All the way across Vegas
to the Big Apple Coaster,
and I'm running out of time.
Okay, this looks like fantasy land
for these kids.
Sandy, if you see them, let me know.
That's too slow.
I can see a roller coaster.
This is their jam.
[laughs] You should send that to me.
As soon as she buys this,
I have to get out of here. He's close.
It can't be long
before my dad tracks us here,
so let's go get on some rides
for as long as we can.
Sandy, they just spent $350 on a tattoo.
What the heck?
I saw a bunch of tattoo parlors
when we were comin' in. Where was it?
Hundreds of dollars for a tattoo?
Are you kidding?
[cameraman] This way, this way.
- Nidal. Nidal, Nidal.
- [cameraman] I see him.
[bell chimes]
[Salish] We saw him when we were walking,
so we, like, ran into the gift shop.
- [cameraman] Where?
- [Salish] He's right there. Look, look.
He's going to that tattoo place.
Oh my gosh, bro.
She said there's another down here.
Okay, let's go, let's go. They're gone.
Let's go to that adventure park.
- How are you today?
- Hi. My name's Jordan.
- I had information that my daughter--
- She doesn't know anything about it.
She wasn't here. The other lady was there.
She just came after.
I'm just joking.
They're actually hiding in the back.
[laughs]
- Are you actually kidding?
- [woman 2] No!
- [woman 1] They're back there. Go on.
- [woman 2] Oh my gosh! [laughs]
- [laughing]
- [woman 1] No. Yes.
No. Yes.
[laughing loudly]
That was so close.
He almost caught us, and we almost lost.
He's gonna be back in the tattoo shop.
So we have time to ride some rides.
Let's go.
Do they have
the whole casino on their side?
- I…
- Did my daughter get a tattoo?
No. Salish can't have one
for her competition.
Whoa, wait. How long did she spend here?
Who are you?
- [laughing] I'm Karen.
- Hi!
Like, you know
everything about my daughter.
This is…
I gotta keep looking for her.
This is huge. I don't think
your dad's gonna find us.
Me either. This one looks really fun.
[rock music playing]
I got a notification they got
wristbands for the amusement park,
so now they're back in here.
I know you! You're from Salish Matter!
- [women laughing]
- Wait, where's Salish Matter?
- From Salish Matter?
- Where's Salish Matter?
I'm trying to find her.
I don't know where she is.
[riders screaming]
I gotta find this roller coaster,
that's something they would do.
- [girl] Can we take a photo?
- Sure, of course.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Take care.
Twenty-five minutes exactly to find them.
Too babyish, and she wouldn't do that one.
It's too spinny.
As Salish and Nidal left
the roller coaster…
That was really aggressive.
…it seems like everyone in that park
decided to ask me for a picture.
Thank you so much!
Which I love, but I lost precious minutes
to find Salish and Nidal.
- There you go. Thank you!
- Thank you so much!
Seventeen minutes.
I am so grateful for everyone's support,
but it is slowing me down.
Hey, Del, can you, like, help me make
a plan to prank my dad?
Um, it kind of, like,
involves a wedding venue.
All right. Perfect. Bet. Thanks.
[Jordan] It's a roller coaster.
They would ride that.
I guess I'm gonna keep looping.
I'm going on a ride. Salish is too scared.
I'mma let her know how it is
so she can go on next.
Probably hiding on a ride somewhere.
Just might be going on circles.
Or they're actually hiding.
Or they're not even here anymore.
- Guys, we made it on the ride.
- Oh my gosh, Nidal. Hurry up, bro.
We do not have time for this ride.
[Nidal] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh!
Oh, oh!
Aah!
- Aaah!
- [rider screaming]
Aah! Aah!
Oh! Aah! Aaaah!
[Salish] Yes, Nidal!
Go, Nidal! Yeah, Nidal!
- Go! Whoo!
- [Nidal] Hey! Hey!
Aaah!
[groans] Finally, it's over.
Look! Jordan's right there.
[Jordan] I can't believe
how close I was to them.
[Salish] Oh my gosh. My dad's right there.
[Jordan] If I had just turned around,
I would've won this competition.
Nice meeting you too.
Team Jordan or Team Salish?
Team Nidal.
Oh, that… that's new.
Twelve minutes left.
Nidal, come on, we gotta go!
- [cameraman] He's gonna see Nidal.
- He's also gonna see you.
Oh, wow. Wait. Okay, that's scary.
I don't think she would do that.
- I saw Jordan. Now we gotta go.
- Was the ride fun?
- Yeah.
- Was it scary?
- Yes.
- You looked really scared.
- Yeah.
- I'm lost. This place is massive.
Any charges?
I'm back here again.
I'm gonna freaking lose.
I've got five minutes. I'm pan…
I'm really freaking out.
This is…
I can't lose to her a-freaking-gain!
I feel like more people could benefit
from all the gifts we got.
Because, I mean, that prank's enough
for me. So maybe we'll give them away.
Ugh! I got four minutes, man.
I'm in a panic.
All right, guys. We're at
our last location, a wedding chapel.
[Nidal] He's gonna be so mad.
Ma'am, is there any way
I can buy a fake wedding?
- We're trying to prank my dad.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
- [Nidal] Okay.
I think my dad's right behind us.
We have two minutes.
They just put another charge in.
Here at a wedding chapel.
What the heck is that about?
Excuse me, My daughter's
getting married. I'm in a hurry.
Apparently, my daughter's getting married.
I'm happy to be a father-in-law to Nidal.
Sorry. I'm just gonna zip by you here.
Thank you.
My daughter's getting married.
I'm so proud.
It is always an honor
to be asked to witness
the joining of two people in love.
- And today…
- [both giggling]
And now, turn and face each other.
- And join hands.
- [giggling]
I saw a wedding chapel.
I've got one minute left.
- [Salish] Oh.
- Get together.
- [Nidal] Oh, oh.
- [celebrant laughs] You guys are cute.
Wedding chapel! Oh my God,
I've got, like, 30 seconds.
[panting]
Are you kidding me?
[wheezing]
Excuse me.
Do you promise to love,
honor, trust, and cherish Salish?
Yeah, Nidal, do you?
I'm gonna need some time to think.
Hi. I'm so sorry. Is my daughter in here?
Her name is Salish.
- You may now kiss to seal those vows.
- Oh no. Oh no.
- Hey, yo! Yo! No!
- [Salish] No, no, no, no. That's okay.
- Nah, we're good.
- We can skip that part.
Where is this… Is this in here?
What the heck?
- What is going on? I got you. What?
- [Salish shrieks]
What? What? What? What?
Wait, I just got them.
I got them in time. I got them. Time!
Do you have the time? What time is it?
- 6:01.
- 6:01!
- Yes, we won!
- [crowd cheers]
- Yeah, let's go!
- Oh, no way!
What was this?
They're not officially married, right?
- No, no, no.
- [Jordan gasps] Okay.
- This has been the worst day.
- We got actually so much stuff.
- Yeah, you did.
- We're giving it away, okay?
- Giving it away?
- Obviously.
Yes, okay!
- Wanna give it back to me?
- No.
Congratulations!
- [Salish] Oh.
- Proud dad…
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo!
[laughter]
[Jordan] She always wins!
Team Salish and Nidal.
[Nidal] Hey!
I've seen some crazy things in Vegas,
but this takes the cake.