Scissor Seven (2018) s02e06 Episode Script
Revenge of King Pheasant
1
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
The barber is out for a tea break.
You may sit there and wait.
What's taking him so long?
I'm not here for a haircut.
Someone asked me to show you this video.
COME IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THEM.
WEST JIAOLI BAY ROAD
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
WEST JIAOLI BAY ROAD
YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION.
Doesn't it look familiar to you?
Little fat chicken,
long time no see.
Why are you still so cute?
King Pheasant?
You're still alive?
Same rule.
If I don't kill you in 15 minutes,
I lose.
Where's Seven?
He should be with Xiao Fei.
Do you mean the barber boy?
Because I bought him a toy from Stan.
- This hairdo suits me.
- It's so hot.
- This one looks neat.
- So I want this.
This one's not good.
No, this one's better.
This one then.
- What are you looking at?
- Hey.
- Don't jump the queue.
- I'll go with this one.
INSERT COIN
SEVEN
That's so high-tech! I want to try it.
TARGET PERSON
What the hell?
AUTOMATIC HAIR CUTTING MACHINE
You beat me,
so I caught him and flew him here.
You're the kind of gamer
who's hooked on microtransactions.
If you have the balls,
put down your items and fight me!
Microtransactions?
Do you know how much anguish
I've gone through
to live another day?
After you defeated me,
the Chicken Farm suffered huge losses.
And they came after me.
I fled all over the place
to hide from the humans.
Suddenly, a light beam shrouded me.
As I woke up in dread,
everything before me
was something I've never encountered.
Turns out, I was subjected
into a Stan experiment.
Almost every test subject
would end up dying in agony.
No, this can't be my fate.
In the end, I survived the experiment
and transformed into
a stronger version of myself.
SPECIAL SOLDIER
I'm now a Special Soldier for Stan.
One day, I killed a Xuanwu assassin.
He carried an assassination order.
When I saw your picture in it,
do you know how elated I was?
Do you think you can defeat me
by wearing all that scrap metal?
Without a DX Enhancer,
you're just a fat broiler
who can't admit his mistakes.
After years of training in secret,
I've mastered a way to transform
without any enhancer.
COMPUTING COMBAT FLAWS
COMBAT STYLE ANALYZED
It has worn off already?
Fare thee well, little fat chicken.
Wait.
You're only seeking revenge on me.
After I die,
you let Xiao Fei and Seven live.
You're begging me?
I'm begging you, set my two boys free.
You good-for-nothing fat chicken.
Aren't you seeking revenge against humans?
Didn't you want to terrorize
the entire human race?
What are you doing now?
Indeed, I used to dread humans.
I even tricked Seven to be a killer.
At first, I also wanted to see
humans butcher each other,
just like they watch us
chickens do the same.
But Seven was good for nothing.
He couldn't manage a single kill.
Sometimes, he'd protect others instead.
Even Xiao Fei had grown to like him,
following him wherever he goes.
Until at some point in time,
I began to stop seeking revenge.
I even
found bliss in this life.
Perhaps I'm indeed
a good-for-nothing fat chicken.
I hate it the most when I see you
living a happy life.
So go to hell!
Da Fei.
I'm coming to see you.
Da Fei?
This
This is impossible.
It's just an illusion.
SEVEN
Game over.
SPECIAL SOLDIER
POWER SYSTEM STOPPED
How did you know that he'll lose his mind
when I turn into a chicken?
I clearly saw you
being thrown into the ocean.
Speak for yourself.
I've paid ten yuan to use
that automatic barber booth.
It didn't cut my hair,
it didn't pay me back,
and it even smashed someone's submarine.
Come on.
Let's go home.
That's it?
This is where our story
ends.
So I'm not going to get back my ten yuan?
I'd be happy to get back five.
Don't you want to see the Miracle Doctor?
No.
I can't afford to pay that quack.
Seven, did you hear what I said today
Dai Bo.
I may not have recovered my memory yet,
but sometimes I get flashbacks in my mind.
I think I can roughly guess
what kind of person I used to be.
Seven.
I looked thinner and more handsome.
Perhaps more radical.
I even defeated Captain Jack.
But I prefer my life as it is now.
Dai Bo.
There's something I've always wanted
to tell you.
Thank you for saving me.
Subtitle translation by CL Tan
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
The barber is out for a tea break.
You may sit there and wait.
What's taking him so long?
I'm not here for a haircut.
Someone asked me to show you this video.
COME IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THEM.
WEST JIAOLI BAY ROAD
DAI BO J HAIR SALON
WEST JIAOLI BAY ROAD
YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION.
Doesn't it look familiar to you?
Little fat chicken,
long time no see.
Why are you still so cute?
King Pheasant?
You're still alive?
Same rule.
If I don't kill you in 15 minutes,
I lose.
Where's Seven?
He should be with Xiao Fei.
Do you mean the barber boy?
Because I bought him a toy from Stan.
- This hairdo suits me.
- It's so hot.
- This one looks neat.
- So I want this.
This one's not good.
No, this one's better.
This one then.
- What are you looking at?
- Hey.
- Don't jump the queue.
- I'll go with this one.
INSERT COIN
SEVEN
That's so high-tech! I want to try it.
TARGET PERSON
What the hell?
AUTOMATIC HAIR CUTTING MACHINE
You beat me,
so I caught him and flew him here.
You're the kind of gamer
who's hooked on microtransactions.
If you have the balls,
put down your items and fight me!
Microtransactions?
Do you know how much anguish
I've gone through
to live another day?
After you defeated me,
the Chicken Farm suffered huge losses.
And they came after me.
I fled all over the place
to hide from the humans.
Suddenly, a light beam shrouded me.
As I woke up in dread,
everything before me
was something I've never encountered.
Turns out, I was subjected
into a Stan experiment.
Almost every test subject
would end up dying in agony.
No, this can't be my fate.
In the end, I survived the experiment
and transformed into
a stronger version of myself.
SPECIAL SOLDIER
I'm now a Special Soldier for Stan.
One day, I killed a Xuanwu assassin.
He carried an assassination order.
When I saw your picture in it,
do you know how elated I was?
Do you think you can defeat me
by wearing all that scrap metal?
Without a DX Enhancer,
you're just a fat broiler
who can't admit his mistakes.
After years of training in secret,
I've mastered a way to transform
without any enhancer.
COMPUTING COMBAT FLAWS
COMBAT STYLE ANALYZED
It has worn off already?
Fare thee well, little fat chicken.
Wait.
You're only seeking revenge on me.
After I die,
you let Xiao Fei and Seven live.
You're begging me?
I'm begging you, set my two boys free.
You good-for-nothing fat chicken.
Aren't you seeking revenge against humans?
Didn't you want to terrorize
the entire human race?
What are you doing now?
Indeed, I used to dread humans.
I even tricked Seven to be a killer.
At first, I also wanted to see
humans butcher each other,
just like they watch us
chickens do the same.
But Seven was good for nothing.
He couldn't manage a single kill.
Sometimes, he'd protect others instead.
Even Xiao Fei had grown to like him,
following him wherever he goes.
Until at some point in time,
I began to stop seeking revenge.
I even
found bliss in this life.
Perhaps I'm indeed
a good-for-nothing fat chicken.
I hate it the most when I see you
living a happy life.
So go to hell!
Da Fei.
I'm coming to see you.
Da Fei?
This
This is impossible.
It's just an illusion.
SEVEN
Game over.
SPECIAL SOLDIER
POWER SYSTEM STOPPED
How did you know that he'll lose his mind
when I turn into a chicken?
I clearly saw you
being thrown into the ocean.
Speak for yourself.
I've paid ten yuan to use
that automatic barber booth.
It didn't cut my hair,
it didn't pay me back,
and it even smashed someone's submarine.
Come on.
Let's go home.
That's it?
This is where our story
ends.
So I'm not going to get back my ten yuan?
I'd be happy to get back five.
Don't you want to see the Miracle Doctor?
No.
I can't afford to pay that quack.
Seven, did you hear what I said today
Dai Bo.
I may not have recovered my memory yet,
but sometimes I get flashbacks in my mind.
I think I can roughly guess
what kind of person I used to be.
Seven.
I looked thinner and more handsome.
Perhaps more radical.
I even defeated Captain Jack.
But I prefer my life as it is now.
Dai Bo.
There's something I've always wanted
to tell you.
Thank you for saving me.
Subtitle translation by CL Tan