Happy Days (1974) s02e07 Episode Script
Wish Upon a Star
1
Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪
Ready to race to you ♪
These days are ours ♪
Happy and free ♪Oh, happy days ♪
These days are ours ♪
Share them with me ♪Oh, baby ♪
Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪
It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪
Rocking and rolling all week long ♪
Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
Saturday, what a day ♪
Groovin' all week with you ♪
These days are ours ♪
Share them with me ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
These days are ours ♪
Happy and free ♪Oh, baby ♪
Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪
It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪
Rocking and rolling all week long ♪
These happy days are yours and mine ♪
These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
Attention.
The drawing for the date with Cindy Shea,
Hollywood star of Calypso Beach,
will be held in five minutes.
Now, all of you red-blooded, drooling,
heavy-breathing guys head for the platform.
Come on. We're heavy-breathing guys.
You better believe it.
Hey, Rich, come on.
You'll miss the drawing.
Don't bother him; He's in love again.
So what's new?
So I'll pick you up for the picnic on Sunday
at, at about 11:00, okay?
Oh, Richie.
A picnic, a dance, a hayride all in one week.
If you keep this up,
I'll begin to think you're interested in me.
Well where my sweater goes, I go.
Oh, Richie, you're so poetic.
Attention: We're about to draw the lucky name.
We're mixing up the tickets.
The winner for the date
with Hollywood's beautiful Cindy Shea
is Richie Cunningham!
Aw, come on!
Come on!
Let's have it again.
Let's do it one more time!
But I want to take you to the dance.
Don't be silly.
If it were Frankie Avalon, I'd drop you in a minute.
Hey-hey, you lucky stiff.
Va-va-va-voom!
I've already got a date with Gloria.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance.
Oh, look, I've got to go.
See you later.
Besides, she's got thick ankles.
Congratulations! Uh-huh.
Will you miss me when you're away at taxidermist school?
I'll think of no one else, even when I'm working.
Gee, it's just not going to be the same
around the soda shop without you.
Charlene, I love you.
Boy, look at those legs.
Those are the legs of a hot chick.
They're nice legs.
Nice girls also have nice legs.
The bent one looks great.
It's a real kissing leg.
When she kisses and her leg goes up,
you know she's worldly.
How can you talk about her that way?
She's a nice, nice girl.
She's really a woman.
I'd sure love a chance at making that leg bend.
Richard, I'm sure you're going
to have a good time with Cindy Shea,
but there is something I think you ought to know.
Oh, Howard, don't start lecturing Richard.
Oh, now, wait a minute, Marion.
You don't even what know what I'm going to say yet.
Now, what I was going to say is that Hollywood stars
are not exactly famous for their high morals.
I knew you were going to say that.
Well, it's true, Marion.
I've read all about them down at the barbershop.
Are we going to talk dirty?
No, we're not going to talk dirty.
Now, I'm sure that Cindy Shea is
just a nice, sweet teenage girl.
She's got a clean bill.
If she had anything to hide,
they would have written about it in the Exposé.
Will you put that away?
I feel bad about not being able
to take Gloria to the dance.
Well, why don't you get one of your friends to take her?
Well, because she's my girl.
I don't know if it's right
to let your steady go out with somebody else.
Well, that's true, but these are unusual circumstances.
I guess I really don't have much choice.
Richard, aren't you going to finish your fruit?
Well, I'd better get down to Arnold's
before all the guys get dates.
I'll see you.
Mom, can I send away for some bust developing cream?
Watch it, watch it.
Look, I don't know what you guys are so shook up about.
What's Cindy Shea got that I haven't got?
Do you want me to start from your wedgies and work up
or from your rats and buns and work down?
Take gas.
Okay, guys, pick a straw.
Ah, you win, Ralph. Win what?
Gloria.
I'm going to let you take her to the dance. All right!
I'll go break the good news to her!
Hey, say, Rich, what time are you picking Cindy up?
She's picking me up in a limousine.
Mm.
Wow, Rich, talk about class.
I wonder if the chauffeur will look
through his rear-view mirror to see if you're necking.
Richard Cunningham!
I'm not a turkey you can raffle off!
Take back your dumb sweater.
And you can forget about the dance and the hayride
and the picnic and my phone number.
Well, look at the bright side, Rich.
Now you don't have to feel guilty.
Three-quarter-inch socket wrench.
I mean, so you bombed out with some local talent, huh?
Phillips screwdriver.
Now you got a chance to move
in on some choice Hollywood stuff.
Yeah, but it's just for one night.
Cunningham Cunningham?
Yeah.
When you're in the old The old folks' home,
what are you going to talk about
with the guy in the next wheelchair, huh?
Uh, going steady with your high school honey or, um,
a big night on the town with a movie star?
Whoa.
Yeah, y-you're probably right about that.
Thanks, Fonzie.
Wire cutters.
Lips.
Will you play, Marion? Oh, yes, dear.
Three. Uh, 13.
Dad!
What are you doing?
Miss Haley said I was the best actress in the play.
Joanie!
"I cannot tarry a moment longer, Prince.
"Midnight approacheth and I must leave.
Woe is me."
Oh, that's very good, Cinderella.
Now taketh thyself upstairs
and washeth that junk off thy faceth,
or woe is really you.
But I want to be discovered.
So do I, but you don't see me going around
wearing a lot of makeup.
Now go on. I can't get a break.
She's here.
She's here! Go. Go, go.
Well, Richard, don't you think you should open the door?
What'll I say to her?
Why don't you try something clever like "Come in"?
Oh, Howard.
He's just nervous.
Never mind, I'll get the door.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
She's just like us, a regular person.
Hi, I'm Cindy Shea.
Hi, I'm Richie Cunningham.
That's my father.
I'm honored, Richie.
Mr. Cunningham.
Hello, Cindy.
That's my mom.
Mrs. Cunningham.
Oh, would you like to come in?
Oh, this is Johnny Jordan, my photographer.
I hope you folks don't mind
if we take a few publicity shots.
I like to capture on film great moments
when celebrities meet regular people.
Oh, well, we-we're regular people.
Right, Dad?
Uh, Richie, you stand in there real close to Cindy now,
and Sis, you stand right over here.
Oh, I'm not his sister.
I'm his mother.
You're kidding!
"I cannot tarry a moment longer.
Midnight approacheth."
That's my sister.
Okay, kid, you get in here real close now and freeze.
Uh, any more upstairs?
A dog? A goldfish?
All right, happy now, everybody, real happy.
Let me see those pretty white teeth.
Ready and
Have you ever used bust developing cream?
Okay, that'll be enough.
Cindy, this is for you.
Oh, thank you, Richie, that's so sweet.
You can give it to me later.
Later?
Oh, I'm sorry, Richie.
Didn't anybody tell you about my schedule tonight?
What schedule?
Oh, I feel terrible.
Well, see, I thought we could take care
of these pictures now, and then you could go on to the dance
and have a good time.
And I'll see you at the dance.
Oh.
Oh, these trips are so crazy.
I have escorts waiting for me
at two other high schools,
I just got done with an orphanage,
and now I have to go to a demolition derby.
Oh, I I see.
Oh, Richie, believe me, I feel as bad about it as you do.
You're really nice and I'd like
to go with you.
Uh, Cindy, we have to hurry.
Okay, now wait for me
and I'll see you at the dance.
Okay, Rich, now give me
that "I can't wait to see her" look.
Why do they keep calling this a victory dance?
We haven't won a homecoming game in five years.
Would you buy a ticket to a defeat dance?
Hey, don't be ticked off just 'cause you got stood up.
I didn't get stood up.
Cindy is just saving the best date for last, that's all.
Rich, you just filled my sleeve.
Get a grip, will you?
She's here.
All right, big smile now.
That's it.
Uh, Miss Shea.
Miss Shea, it is my pleasure to welcome you
to our humble school.
Richie, I'm sorry I'm late.
Forgive me?
Sure.
I wanted to save the best date for last.
And I'd like you to escort me
back to my hotel after the dance.
Back to the hotel.
And now, we will have the traditional pinning
of the homecoming corsage.
Okay, pin it on there.
Huh? Pin it on her.
Oh here.
Here, let me help you.
Okay, pin it on, Rich, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Most of the guys just gave up and let me do it myself.
That's a good idea. Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm so glad that I could come and help you celebrate
your victory Homecoming Dance.
And I'd like to congratulate you on a great win.
We lost. Oh.
What a shame.
Well, we'll get 'em next year.
Anyway, I'm glad I could get off the set
of my new picture, Calypso Beach.
And it'll soon be in drive-ins and theatres everywhere.
Okay. Hey!
Anyway, thanks a lot for everything
and I'll see you at the movies.
Eat your hearts out.
Oh, I'm sorry, I got lipstick on your collar.
Thank you.
Oh, Fonzie.
Sorry, all my dances are for Richie.
That was Fonzie.
Oh, I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.
I've been cut in on all night.
I guess it must be hard being a major motion picture star.
It's been a long day
Plane rides and visiting three high schools.
I saw Waikiki Nun four times.
I could sure use a smoke.
Walter Winchell called you "an island of purity
in Hollywood's sea of sin."
Smoke?
Yeah, I haven't had a cigarette all day.
Do you have one on you? No.
I mean, uh there's a rule.
You can't smoke on school grounds.
Oh oh, that's all right; I understand.
How about a drink?
Who smokes and drinks?
The movie chick.
She does not! Potsie's right.
Just because she's from Hollywood,
that's no reason to gossip about her.
She just now asked me for a drink.
I knew it. Show me a bent leg
and I'll show you a girl who drinks.
I don't believe it! And if Troy Donahue
were here right now, he'd punch you in the nose.
Oh, yeah? Well, I might just punch him back. Oh, yeah?
Well, I'd like to see you punch him back.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you guys make me sick.
I mean, what do you think happens?
He's got a gorgeous chick,
she wants a drink, she asks him back to the hotel
That's a tragedy?
You mean it it could get romantic.
I never thought of her like that.
I have.
Well, what should I do now?
I think the first thing you should do is get some booze.
You got me Coke? I don't want Coke.
Sniff it. Sniff it?
That's right put your nose where your mouth is.
Hey, this is Will you keep it down?
Why did you put it in Coke?
Because if I put it in a malt, it'd make the milk curdle.
Fonzie What are you doing?
Are you trying to blow in my ear?
No, I was just whispering.
Yeah, well, whisper from over there.
Fonzie
what do I do when we get to her door?
I mean what do I say to get her into
the hotel room? Not a word.
Chicks like that like to make the first move.
And, uh tell her I'm real sorry
I couldn't find the time to dance with her.
The principal.
Well, boys, are you having a good time?
Uh great!
Sure thing.
Terrific.
Good time, sir. Good time.
Good.
Well, here's my door.
Oh, yeah here's your door.
Well, this is a real nice hallway, isn't it?
It was real nice.
Oh, aren't you coming in?
Oh, sure sure.
Where else would I be going?
Of course.
Come on in.
Listen, would you mind
if I changed into something more comfortable?
No, no, change away.
Okay.
Oh, look, why don't you put some records on.
I always travel with my whole collection.
Who's your favorite?
Margaret Truman.
Margaret Truman
I'll be right out.
Okay.
♪♪
Cindy, I haven't known you very long,
but I feel like I've known you all my life.
I want you to know that you're a very special girl.
And, one day
Who knows maybe we'll run into each other again.
Hi, Richie.
Oh, I I didn't expect to see you here.
Well, Richie, don't get the wrong idea.
You're not planning on taking any more pictures.
No, no Oh, good.
Uh, can I give Cindy a message?
Hey, look, Richie, uh
I think there's something you should know.
We don't advertise it, but, um
well, it would be bad for her image.
I'm her husband.
Husband?!
Uh, you and her are, uh
married to each other?
Oh oh, well, hey,
talk about a small world.
You're disappointed. No.
No, why should I be disappointed?
Where is Cindy?
Oh, she just went in to slip into something a little more
Boy, look what time it is!
I'm really going to have to get going.
I didn't realize it was getting this late.
Now I feel better. Hi.
Yeah Hi.
Oh, I hope you don't mind me asking Richie in.
He's the nicest kid I've met on the tour.
Oh, no, great.
He's welcome.
I'm going to go take a shower.
The music's low and the lights are dim.
It's just like the love scene from.
Fort Lauderdale Beach Bums.
Richie, you didn't think we were
going to be romantic, did you?
No no
Well, things didn't work out
exactly the way I had them planned.
I hope I didn't lead you on.
But Johnny and I are very happily married.
You didn't have to tell me that.
I knew that already.
I could tell from the moment you arrived at my house.
You and Johnny are really a nice couple.
Oh sorry.
I broke your "Love Me Tender."
But I wasn't going to play it.
I was going to play "Jailhouse Rock."
It's all right, I've got another one.
Will you stay and have a drink with us?
I'll call room service.
What would you like?
I'll have a Tom Collins.
Yes, this is room 212.
Would you send up a Tom Collins
and a hot chocolate, please?
Why don't you just make that two hot chocolates.
Make that two hot chocolates.
Well, it's like this
Cindy's very beautiful and everything, but
but-but she's way up here.
You know? And-And
And you and I are kind of down here.
Gloria, you're a real person.
You're the kind of person that I'd like to take
to a picnic and a hayride.
Okay, I'll go.
I guess I like you 'cause you're cute
when you're fighting for your life.
And Gloria, you were right:
She's got thick ankles.
Maybe I'll wear my cashmere sweater to the hayride.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, Rich, we've been looking all over for you.
Yeah, give us the word.
What happened at the hotel?
Oh, oh oh, yeah.
Well
she invited me into her hotel room.
Hey I shut the door and, uh
she went to slip into something more comfortable.
We're still here.
Oh, well, uh
she came back in and I, uh
I turned the lights down and then, uh
put on soft music and Yeah?
And uh And what? What?
We drank hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate?
He's lying!
Hey, come on, Richie, buddy, what happened?
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
Saturday, what a day ♪
Rockin' all week with you ♪
This day is ours ♪
These are such happy days. ♪
Hello, sunshine, good-bye, rain ♪
She's wearing my school ring on her chain ♪
She's my steady, I'm her man ♪
I'm gonna love her all I can ♪
This day is ours ♪
Won't you be mine? ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
This day is ours ♪
Oh, please be mine ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
These happy days are yours and mine ♪
These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪
Ready to race to you ♪
These days are ours ♪
Happy and free ♪Oh, happy days ♪
These days are ours ♪
Share them with me ♪Oh, baby ♪
Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪
It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪
Rocking and rolling all week long ♪
Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
Saturday, what a day ♪
Groovin' all week with you ♪
These days are ours ♪
Share them with me ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
These days are ours ♪
Happy and free ♪Oh, baby ♪
Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪
It feels so right, it can't be wrong ♪
Rocking and rolling all week long ♪
These happy days are yours and mine ♪
These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪
Attention.
The drawing for the date with Cindy Shea,
Hollywood star of Calypso Beach,
will be held in five minutes.
Now, all of you red-blooded, drooling,
heavy-breathing guys head for the platform.
Come on. We're heavy-breathing guys.
You better believe it.
Hey, Rich, come on.
You'll miss the drawing.
Don't bother him; He's in love again.
So what's new?
So I'll pick you up for the picnic on Sunday
at, at about 11:00, okay?
Oh, Richie.
A picnic, a dance, a hayride all in one week.
If you keep this up,
I'll begin to think you're interested in me.
Well where my sweater goes, I go.
Oh, Richie, you're so poetic.
Attention: We're about to draw the lucky name.
We're mixing up the tickets.
The winner for the date
with Hollywood's beautiful Cindy Shea
is Richie Cunningham!
Aw, come on!
Come on!
Let's have it again.
Let's do it one more time!
But I want to take you to the dance.
Don't be silly.
If it were Frankie Avalon, I'd drop you in a minute.
Hey-hey, you lucky stiff.
Va-va-va-voom!
I've already got a date with Gloria.
It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance.
Oh, look, I've got to go.
See you later.
Besides, she's got thick ankles.
Congratulations! Uh-huh.
Will you miss me when you're away at taxidermist school?
I'll think of no one else, even when I'm working.
Gee, it's just not going to be the same
around the soda shop without you.
Charlene, I love you.
Boy, look at those legs.
Those are the legs of a hot chick.
They're nice legs.
Nice girls also have nice legs.
The bent one looks great.
It's a real kissing leg.
When she kisses and her leg goes up,
you know she's worldly.
How can you talk about her that way?
She's a nice, nice girl.
She's really a woman.
I'd sure love a chance at making that leg bend.
Richard, I'm sure you're going
to have a good time with Cindy Shea,
but there is something I think you ought to know.
Oh, Howard, don't start lecturing Richard.
Oh, now, wait a minute, Marion.
You don't even what know what I'm going to say yet.
Now, what I was going to say is that Hollywood stars
are not exactly famous for their high morals.
I knew you were going to say that.
Well, it's true, Marion.
I've read all about them down at the barbershop.
Are we going to talk dirty?
No, we're not going to talk dirty.
Now, I'm sure that Cindy Shea is
just a nice, sweet teenage girl.
She's got a clean bill.
If she had anything to hide,
they would have written about it in the Exposé.
Will you put that away?
I feel bad about not being able
to take Gloria to the dance.
Well, why don't you get one of your friends to take her?
Well, because she's my girl.
I don't know if it's right
to let your steady go out with somebody else.
Well, that's true, but these are unusual circumstances.
I guess I really don't have much choice.
Richard, aren't you going to finish your fruit?
Well, I'd better get down to Arnold's
before all the guys get dates.
I'll see you.
Mom, can I send away for some bust developing cream?
Watch it, watch it.
Look, I don't know what you guys are so shook up about.
What's Cindy Shea got that I haven't got?
Do you want me to start from your wedgies and work up
or from your rats and buns and work down?
Take gas.
Okay, guys, pick a straw.
Ah, you win, Ralph. Win what?
Gloria.
I'm going to let you take her to the dance. All right!
I'll go break the good news to her!
Hey, say, Rich, what time are you picking Cindy up?
She's picking me up in a limousine.
Mm.
Wow, Rich, talk about class.
I wonder if the chauffeur will look
through his rear-view mirror to see if you're necking.
Richard Cunningham!
I'm not a turkey you can raffle off!
Take back your dumb sweater.
And you can forget about the dance and the hayride
and the picnic and my phone number.
Well, look at the bright side, Rich.
Now you don't have to feel guilty.
Three-quarter-inch socket wrench.
I mean, so you bombed out with some local talent, huh?
Phillips screwdriver.
Now you got a chance to move
in on some choice Hollywood stuff.
Yeah, but it's just for one night.
Cunningham Cunningham?
Yeah.
When you're in the old The old folks' home,
what are you going to talk about
with the guy in the next wheelchair, huh?
Uh, going steady with your high school honey or, um,
a big night on the town with a movie star?
Whoa.
Yeah, y-you're probably right about that.
Thanks, Fonzie.
Wire cutters.
Lips.
Will you play, Marion? Oh, yes, dear.
Three. Uh, 13.
Dad!
What are you doing?
Miss Haley said I was the best actress in the play.
Joanie!
"I cannot tarry a moment longer, Prince.
"Midnight approacheth and I must leave.
Woe is me."
Oh, that's very good, Cinderella.
Now taketh thyself upstairs
and washeth that junk off thy faceth,
or woe is really you.
But I want to be discovered.
So do I, but you don't see me going around
wearing a lot of makeup.
Now go on. I can't get a break.
She's here.
She's here! Go. Go, go.
Well, Richard, don't you think you should open the door?
What'll I say to her?
Why don't you try something clever like "Come in"?
Oh, Howard.
He's just nervous.
Never mind, I'll get the door.
There's nothing to be nervous about.
She's just like us, a regular person.
Hi, I'm Cindy Shea.
Hi, I'm Richie Cunningham.
That's my father.
I'm honored, Richie.
Mr. Cunningham.
Hello, Cindy.
That's my mom.
Mrs. Cunningham.
Oh, would you like to come in?
Oh, this is Johnny Jordan, my photographer.
I hope you folks don't mind
if we take a few publicity shots.
I like to capture on film great moments
when celebrities meet regular people.
Oh, well, we-we're regular people.
Right, Dad?
Uh, Richie, you stand in there real close to Cindy now,
and Sis, you stand right over here.
Oh, I'm not his sister.
I'm his mother.
You're kidding!
"I cannot tarry a moment longer.
Midnight approacheth."
That's my sister.
Okay, kid, you get in here real close now and freeze.
Uh, any more upstairs?
A dog? A goldfish?
All right, happy now, everybody, real happy.
Let me see those pretty white teeth.
Ready and
Have you ever used bust developing cream?
Okay, that'll be enough.
Cindy, this is for you.
Oh, thank you, Richie, that's so sweet.
You can give it to me later.
Later?
Oh, I'm sorry, Richie.
Didn't anybody tell you about my schedule tonight?
What schedule?
Oh, I feel terrible.
Well, see, I thought we could take care
of these pictures now, and then you could go on to the dance
and have a good time.
And I'll see you at the dance.
Oh.
Oh, these trips are so crazy.
I have escorts waiting for me
at two other high schools,
I just got done with an orphanage,
and now I have to go to a demolition derby.
Oh, I I see.
Oh, Richie, believe me, I feel as bad about it as you do.
You're really nice and I'd like
to go with you.
Uh, Cindy, we have to hurry.
Okay, now wait for me
and I'll see you at the dance.
Okay, Rich, now give me
that "I can't wait to see her" look.
Why do they keep calling this a victory dance?
We haven't won a homecoming game in five years.
Would you buy a ticket to a defeat dance?
Hey, don't be ticked off just 'cause you got stood up.
I didn't get stood up.
Cindy is just saving the best date for last, that's all.
Rich, you just filled my sleeve.
Get a grip, will you?
She's here.
All right, big smile now.
That's it.
Uh, Miss Shea.
Miss Shea, it is my pleasure to welcome you
to our humble school.
Richie, I'm sorry I'm late.
Forgive me?
Sure.
I wanted to save the best date for last.
And I'd like you to escort me
back to my hotel after the dance.
Back to the hotel.
And now, we will have the traditional pinning
of the homecoming corsage.
Okay, pin it on there.
Huh? Pin it on her.
Oh here.
Here, let me help you.
Okay, pin it on, Rich, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Most of the guys just gave up and let me do it myself.
That's a good idea. Yeah.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm so glad that I could come and help you celebrate
your victory Homecoming Dance.
And I'd like to congratulate you on a great win.
We lost. Oh.
What a shame.
Well, we'll get 'em next year.
Anyway, I'm glad I could get off the set
of my new picture, Calypso Beach.
And it'll soon be in drive-ins and theatres everywhere.
Okay. Hey!
Anyway, thanks a lot for everything
and I'll see you at the movies.
Eat your hearts out.
Oh, I'm sorry, I got lipstick on your collar.
Thank you.
Oh, Fonzie.
Sorry, all my dances are for Richie.
That was Fonzie.
Oh, I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.
I've been cut in on all night.
I guess it must be hard being a major motion picture star.
It's been a long day
Plane rides and visiting three high schools.
I saw Waikiki Nun four times.
I could sure use a smoke.
Walter Winchell called you "an island of purity
in Hollywood's sea of sin."
Smoke?
Yeah, I haven't had a cigarette all day.
Do you have one on you? No.
I mean, uh there's a rule.
You can't smoke on school grounds.
Oh oh, that's all right; I understand.
How about a drink?
Who smokes and drinks?
The movie chick.
She does not! Potsie's right.
Just because she's from Hollywood,
that's no reason to gossip about her.
She just now asked me for a drink.
I knew it. Show me a bent leg
and I'll show you a girl who drinks.
I don't believe it! And if Troy Donahue
were here right now, he'd punch you in the nose.
Oh, yeah? Well, I might just punch him back. Oh, yeah?
Well, I'd like to see you punch him back.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you guys make me sick.
I mean, what do you think happens?
He's got a gorgeous chick,
she wants a drink, she asks him back to the hotel
That's a tragedy?
You mean it it could get romantic.
I never thought of her like that.
I have.
Well, what should I do now?
I think the first thing you should do is get some booze.
You got me Coke? I don't want Coke.
Sniff it. Sniff it?
That's right put your nose where your mouth is.
Hey, this is Will you keep it down?
Why did you put it in Coke?
Because if I put it in a malt, it'd make the milk curdle.
Fonzie What are you doing?
Are you trying to blow in my ear?
No, I was just whispering.
Yeah, well, whisper from over there.
Fonzie
what do I do when we get to her door?
I mean what do I say to get her into
the hotel room? Not a word.
Chicks like that like to make the first move.
And, uh tell her I'm real sorry
I couldn't find the time to dance with her.
The principal.
Well, boys, are you having a good time?
Uh great!
Sure thing.
Terrific.
Good time, sir. Good time.
Good.
Well, here's my door.
Oh, yeah here's your door.
Well, this is a real nice hallway, isn't it?
It was real nice.
Oh, aren't you coming in?
Oh, sure sure.
Where else would I be going?
Of course.
Come on in.
Listen, would you mind
if I changed into something more comfortable?
No, no, change away.
Okay.
Oh, look, why don't you put some records on.
I always travel with my whole collection.
Who's your favorite?
Margaret Truman.
Margaret Truman
I'll be right out.
Okay.
♪♪
Cindy, I haven't known you very long,
but I feel like I've known you all my life.
I want you to know that you're a very special girl.
And, one day
Who knows maybe we'll run into each other again.
Hi, Richie.
Oh, I I didn't expect to see you here.
Well, Richie, don't get the wrong idea.
You're not planning on taking any more pictures.
No, no Oh, good.
Uh, can I give Cindy a message?
Hey, look, Richie, uh
I think there's something you should know.
We don't advertise it, but, um
well, it would be bad for her image.
I'm her husband.
Husband?!
Uh, you and her are, uh
married to each other?
Oh oh, well, hey,
talk about a small world.
You're disappointed. No.
No, why should I be disappointed?
Where is Cindy?
Oh, she just went in to slip into something a little more
Boy, look what time it is!
I'm really going to have to get going.
I didn't realize it was getting this late.
Now I feel better. Hi.
Yeah Hi.
Oh, I hope you don't mind me asking Richie in.
He's the nicest kid I've met on the tour.
Oh, no, great.
He's welcome.
I'm going to go take a shower.
The music's low and the lights are dim.
It's just like the love scene from.
Fort Lauderdale Beach Bums.
Richie, you didn't think we were
going to be romantic, did you?
No no
Well, things didn't work out
exactly the way I had them planned.
I hope I didn't lead you on.
But Johnny and I are very happily married.
You didn't have to tell me that.
I knew that already.
I could tell from the moment you arrived at my house.
You and Johnny are really a nice couple.
Oh sorry.
I broke your "Love Me Tender."
But I wasn't going to play it.
I was going to play "Jailhouse Rock."
It's all right, I've got another one.
Will you stay and have a drink with us?
I'll call room service.
What would you like?
I'll have a Tom Collins.
Yes, this is room 212.
Would you send up a Tom Collins
and a hot chocolate, please?
Why don't you just make that two hot chocolates.
Make that two hot chocolates.
Well, it's like this
Cindy's very beautiful and everything, but
but-but she's way up here.
You know? And-And
And you and I are kind of down here.
Gloria, you're a real person.
You're the kind of person that I'd like to take
to a picnic and a hayride.
Okay, I'll go.
I guess I like you 'cause you're cute
when you're fighting for your life.
And Gloria, you were right:
She's got thick ankles.
Maybe I'll wear my cashmere sweater to the hayride.
Bye.
Bye.
Hey, Rich, we've been looking all over for you.
Yeah, give us the word.
What happened at the hotel?
Oh, oh oh, yeah.
Well
she invited me into her hotel room.
Hey I shut the door and, uh
she went to slip into something more comfortable.
We're still here.
Oh, well, uh
she came back in and I, uh
I turned the lights down and then, uh
put on soft music and Yeah?
And uh And what? What?
We drank hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate?
He's lying!
Hey, come on, Richie, buddy, what happened?
Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪
Saturday, what a day ♪
Rockin' all week with you ♪
This day is ours ♪
These are such happy days. ♪
Hello, sunshine, good-bye, rain ♪
She's wearing my school ring on her chain ♪
She's my steady, I'm her man ♪
I'm gonna love her all I can ♪
This day is ours ♪
Won't you be mine? ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
This day is ours ♪
Oh, please be mine ♪
Oh, happy days ♪
These happy days are yours and mine ♪
These happy days are yours and mine, Happy Days! ♪