Level Up (2012) s02e07 Episode Script
Thomas Jeffer, Son of Frankenstein
AND THOUGH SOME CLAIM OTHERWISE,
IT WAS I, BETSY ROSS,
WHO SEWED THE FIRST AMERICAN --
AAH!
OW!
AAH! I JUST POKED MYSELF
WITH THE NEEDLE!
STOP CLAPPING!
I THINK IT'S BLEEDING!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, GUS,
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BABY,
GO TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
OH, BOY.
[ HISSING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY,
SO, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU
AN ORIGINAL CARTOON
BY DANTE ONTERO.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ FIRE EXTINGUISHER CLANKS ]
Man: CHECKING.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
SMELLY FEET!
[ SNIFFS] AAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M THOMAS JEFFERSON.
SCRIBBLE, SCRIBBLE, AMENDMENT,
SCRIBBLE, CONSTITUTION.
[ GROANS]
[ THUNDER CRASHES]
HMM, OVER MY LEFT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES] OVER MY RIGHT.
OVER MY LEFT.
HMM, OVER -- AAAAAAHH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANS]
AAAAAH!
AAH! HE'S TALLER THAN ME.
HE MUST BE A MONSTER.
[ GROANS]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU, MONSTER.
LET'S GO GET SOME TEA.
[ HUMMING]
[ THUNDER CRASHES]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT? THAT'S
NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIRE THE
CONSISTENCY OF DANTE'S BRAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LEAVE ME ALONE!
STOP CHASING ME!
THE SUN. OOH!
[ GRUNTS]
[ SCREAMING]
[ LAUGHTER ]
AAAAAAHHH!
[ FANFARE]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DANTE ONTERO.
THAT WAS ABOMINABLE.
THANKS MR. SPENADER.
"ABOMINABLE" DOESN'T MEAN
"GOOD." IT MEANS "HORRIBLE."
OH.
I GIVE YOU AN "F."
[ STUDENTS GASP ]
DID YOU CHECK OU
THE BLOOPER REEL?
[ WHIMPERING]
AH!
AAH! AAH!
AAAAAHHH!
[ LAUGHTER]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEVER HAPPENS
IN HOME EC.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
I WARNED YOU, DANTE.
ONE MORE "F" AND I WAS
GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH YOU.
SO, FOR THE NEXT MONTH,
YOU'RE WEARING SOCKS.
NOT SOCKS!
SOCKS ARE DUMB
BECAUSE SHOES ARE ALREADY SOCKS
BUT WITH A HARD PAR
ON THE BOTTOM.
OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT, DANTE,
AND PUT TWO ON YOUR FEET.
[ DANTE SOBBING ]
MR. SPENADER IS THE MEANES
TEACHER WHO EVER LIVED,
AND HE JUST TAKES IT OU
ON BOY GENIUSES
BECAUSE HE WISHES
HE WAS A BOY GENIUS.
OH, I CAN'T WORK WITH SOCKS ON!
[ GRUNTING ]
GET THEM OFF!
AH. AH.
HEY, DID ANYBODY SEE DANTE
AT SCHOOL TODAY?
I MUST NOT HAVE
'CAUSE I DIDN'T LAUGH ONCE.
THAT GUY'S
LIKE MY PERSONAL COURT JESTER.
HE'S PROBABLY STILL MAD
ABOUT THE "F" HE GO
IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
HOPEFULLY HE'LL TAKE SCHOOL
A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY
FROM NOW ON.
[ YAWNS ]
YEAH.
YOU'RE NOT THE MOST POPULAR KID,
ARE YOU?
NO, BUT SINCE WHEN IS SCHOOL
A POPULARITY CONTEST?
UH, SINCE THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
INVENTED SCHOOL.
HIS NAME
IS THOMAS JEFFERSON,
AND HE DID NO
INVENT SCHOOL!
HMM.
HEY, MAX, YOU'RE SMART.
DID THOMAS JEFFERSON
INVENT SCHOOL?
I DON'T KNOW THAT HE DIDN'T.
DANTE,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE WERE ALMOS
THINKING ABOUT CONSIDERING
BEING WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
NO NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'VE JUST BEEN UP
ALL NIGH
CHANNELING MY RAGE
INTO WORDS AND PICTURES.
DR. SPAULDING, MY THOUGHTS
HELPER, SAID WHEN I GET ANGRY,
I SHOULD TRY AND PICTURE
A YOUNGER VERSION OF MYSELF
AND HOW DANTE JR.
MIGHT DEAL WITH ANGER.
LIKE, UH, I COULD SET UP
SOME BLOCKS
AND KNOCK THEM DOWN.
[ CLATTERING ]OR MAYBE
Angie:
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?THIS.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT LOOKS LIKE DANTE JR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ AH-OOGAH!][ LAUGHS ] OH.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Dante: RIGHT?
LOOK AT THE SOCKS.
[ Laughing ] I HATE SOCKS.
THAT WAS GOOD. MM.
THANKS, ANGIE!
WHAT WAS THE POIN
OF THAT?
THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A POINT, WYATT.
I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF.
THERE'S NO PLACE FOR PERSONAL
EXPRESSION IN SCHOOL.
SCHOOL IS
ABOUT MEMORIZATION AND RECALL.
I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT BEING A THING.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE ART.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
UH
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I BET IT'S HILARIOUS.
WHERE'D IT GO?
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ CRASHING, PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
HA, HA?
[ BABBLING ]
OKAY, YOUR RIDICULOUS MONSTER
IS IN THERE
CLEARLY LOOKING
FOR A FOOD SOURCE.
ONCE HE STUFFS HIMSELF,
HE'LL MOST LIKELY HEAD
INTO A REST CYCLE.
THEN WE GO IN THERE
AND BARD HIM!
YOU CAN'T CALL MY MONSTER
RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S LIKE CALLING ME
RIDICULOUS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
WE WERE ALMOST THINKING
ABOUT CONSIDERING
GETTING WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
OH!
BARD-A-BING.
BARD-A-BOOM.BARD-A-BOOM.
BARD-A-BOOM.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GRUNTING, BABBLES ]
OW!
[ GRUNTS ]
IT'S LIKE A GROSS,
GIANT DANTE.
ONLY DANTE COULD CREATE
SOMETHING GROSSER THAN DANTE.
WHOA!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
HE'S NOT EATING, NESTING,
OR HUNTING.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?
THESE GIANT LOLLIPOPS
LOOK LIKE ROPE YOU COULD UNCOIL
AND EAT AS A TUBE,
BUT YOU CAN'T.
YES.
LET'S STOP AND DISCUSS THAT.
OKAY,
IF YOU WANT TO.
BUT IT KIND OF SEEMS LIKE
WE'RE IN A HURRY.
LYLE,
DO YOU HAVE EYES ON THE LEAK?
TAKE HIM OUT!
GOT IT!
HE'S TOAST!
[ BABBLING ]LICORICE MUSTACHE!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ LAUGHS ]
LICORICE GLASSES?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
DID YOU GET HIM?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Angie: OKAY.
HOPE MAX CAN HELP.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU DID NOT CATCH HIM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU DIDN'T THINK
LICORICE GLASSES
ARE HILARIOUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THE MUSTACHE.
THE MUSTACHE IS WHAT GOT ME,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS ALL DROOPY, AND --
[ Laughing ] OH, IT WAS
TOTALLY DROOPY!
OOH!
YEAH!
YEAH!YEAH!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE IT!
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT ARE
WE PLAYING?" NAVY S.E.A.L.
WE'VE BEEN PLAYING IT IN MY
OLYMPIC-SIZE JACUZZI FOR HOURS.
I JUST GOT HERE.
NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[ SIGHS ]
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
THAT DANTE
YOU PLAYED NAVY S.E.A.L.s WITH,
WAS HIS HEAD
ABOUT THIS BIG
AND CHOPPERS LIKE THIS?
YES.
AND HE ONLY MADE GRUMBLING
YES, I SAID I WAS PLAYING
NAVY S.E.A.L. WITH DANTE.
Angie: OKAY, HE'S NOT HERE.
LET'S GO.
OH,
I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD HIM
WHEN HE PUT HIMSELF
THROUGH THE CAR WASH.
WYATT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MAKING A SIGN
THAT SAYS "FREE CANDY."
THAT WAY, WHEN THE MONSTER
SEES IT, HE'LL STOP, AND BLAM-O!
BARD CITY, USA.
HE CAN'T READ THAT SIGN.
WHY NOT?
HIS GLASSES GOT KNOCKED OFF
IN THE CAR WASH.
THOSE AREN'T REAL GLASSES.
THEY'RE -- THEY'RE MADE
OF LICORICE WHIPS.
CANDY HELPS MESEE.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO SOLVE PROBLEMS
IN A WORLD
WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE?
OH, WYATT![ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU'RE TRYING
TO THINK LOGICAL.
BUT THE MAD, HILARIOUS BRAIN
OF DANTE ONTERO
DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
LOGIC
ISN'T GONNA WORK HERE.
THINKING ALL RANDOM
LIKE DANTE --
THAT IS THE ONLY LOGIC THA
MIGHT HELP US FIND THIS MONSTER.
THERE YOU GO.
TIME TO EAT A BOWL OF RANDOM,
WYATT.
FINE.
HAND ME A SPOON.
WHERE WOULD
THE CREATURE GO NEXT?
MAYBE HE WAS JUST STOCKING UP ON
CANDY FOR A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY
AND THEN STOPPED OFF AT MAX'S
TO SAY HELLO
BECAUSE IT'S ON THE WAY
AND THEN REALIZED
HE NEEDED A WASH,
SO HE WENT BACK TO THE TOWN.
AND NOW HE'S PROBABLY HEADING
BACK TO THE COUNTRY AGAIN.
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE,
RIGHT?
NOPE. NOT IT AT ALL.
I WAS MAD ABOUT THE "F,"
SO I MADE THE MOVIE.
AND WHEN I'M MAD, I USUALLY TRY
TO DROWN MY FEELINGS
IN FIVE FEET OF LICORICE
OR BY SWIMMING IN MAX'S
OLYMPIC-SIZE JACUZZI
OR BY EATING
A NACHO-CHEESE DONUT.
[ SQUEALING ]
[ ZIP! ]
DANTE,
WHAT ELSE WERE YOU THINKING
WHEN YOU ANIMATED
THAT MONSTER?
NOTHING MUCH,
JUST THAT I WANTED
TO MAKE MR. SPENADER
WATCH MY NEW CARTOON
AND FORCE HIM TO LOVE I
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.SPENADER.
I THINK I KNOW
WHERE OUR MONSTER'S HEADED.
I JUST HOPE
WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
WHERE?
[ GROANS ]
I LOVE BEING
THE FIRST ONE IN.
[ SQUEAK! ]
YEAH.
GOT TO HAVE ME MY MORNING TIME.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ DANTE JR. BABBLING ]
[ BURPS ]
[ BABBLING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
TOUGH TALK FOR TEENS --
NOT TILL AFTER SCHOOL.
[ BARKING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, NO.
I THINK WE'RE TOO LATE.
WHOA.
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
MAYBE THIS PLACE
JUST GOT ROUGHED UP
DURING MR. SPENADER'S
TOUGH TALK WITH TEENS.
WISHFUL THINKING, LYLE.
[ GASPS ]
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
Angie:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE NOBODY WILL NOTICE
THAT MR. SPENADER DISAPPEARED.
I MEAN,
NOBODY REALLY LIKES HIM.
YEAH.
I HEARD THEY MOVED
THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIM
ABOUT IT.[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM.
DANTE'S SUPER-UNPREDICTABLE
MONSTER CONFUSES US
AT EVERY TURN.
WE NEED A MONSTER JUST AS
CONFUSING AND NONSENSICAL
TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
WE NEED THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
NOW, COMPUTERS MAKE SENSE.
AND WHEN SOMETHING
MAKES SENSE,
I CAN ACHIEVE AMAZING THINGS,
LIKE -- OH!
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPS ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA.
ASTOUNDING.YEAH.
THAT'S A LOT OF VELVET.
I LOVE HIM.
[ GROANS ]
HMM. GOOD DAY.
I ASSUME YOU'VE BECKONED ME HERE
TO QUERY MY EXPERTISE.
SO, GET ON WITH IT, PLEASE,
OR I'LL
ATTACK HUMANS
WITH MY LATEST INVENTION,
THE PEANUT-BUTTER CANNON.
WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
ACCURATE WITHIN 10 RODS.
LOOK OUT!GUARANTEED TO STICK YOUR VICTIM
TO A LEAN-TO
OR WHAT HAVE YOU.
I'VE DREAM
OF PEANUT-BUTTER CANNONS.
THEY WERE GOOD DREAMS.
GOOD DREAMS, INDEED.
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
WE NEED
YOUR RANDOM-THINKING HELP
TO DEFEAT DANTE'S
RANDOM-THINKING MONSTER.
A PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED.
I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ GROANS ]
GENTLEMEN,
I HAVEN'T MET THE PROBLEM
I COULDN'T INVEN
OR CRUSH MY WAY OUT OF.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
FINALLY,
SOMEONE I CAN BRAINSTORM WITH.
OKAY, WE NEED TO MAKE
A MIND MAP OF THE CONCEPTS
WE KNOW
ABOUT THE MONSTER.
Angie: WHAT?
I'LL GO FIRST.
DANTE MADE HIM.
HE'S A THIRD BIGGER
THAN DANTE,
WHICH MIGHT MEAN
HE'S A THIRD MORE RANDOM.
[ ROARS ]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
WITH ALL THIS JIBBER-JABBER?
WHAT WE NEED TO DO FIRS
IS TO INVENT A WAY
TO INSCRIBE WITH MY BARE FEET.
HMM.
EW.
OF COURSE!
CAN'T INVEN
WITH HOT, SWEATY FEET.
PRECISELY.
WHOO!
[ GASPS ]
[ CREAKING, WHIRRING ]
[ CUCKOO CLOCK CUCKOOS ]
[ MUTTERING ]
WHEW.
WELL, I UNDERSTAND
WE NEED TO GENERATE
1.21 GIGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY
TO POWER
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE NEED
SO MANY WINDMILLS TO DO IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN,
COULDN'T WE JUST PLUG IT IN?
HE'S RIGHT
HMM?
AND HE'S WRONG.
UH, WHAT?
HE'S RIGHT --
WE MIGHT NOT NEED THE BLADES
THAT SHOOT OU
FROM THE COLUMNS OF MONTICELLO.
HE'S WRONG BECAUSE HE'S
NOT WEARING A THINKING WIG.
OH?
WHY ARE WE NOT WEARING
THINKING WIGS?
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS
WRONG, BUT I COULDN'
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS!
THANK YOU, THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH GROANING ]
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
HOW IS THIS GONNA
HELP US FIND DANTE JR.
AND RESCUE MR. SPENADER?
THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS GREAT.
'CAUSE IF WYAT
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
THEN THAT MEANS
WE MUST BE GETTING PRETTY CLOSE
TO FIGURING THIS ALL OUT.
MY HEAD HURTS.
I QUIT.
LEAVE THE THINKING WIG.
START THINKING.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ CUCKOO CLOCK CUCKOOS ]AHA!
[ TICKING STOPS ]WE DON'T NEED TO USE
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR AT ALL!
WE JUST NEED TO GE
THE MONSTER
TO GENERATE
ENOUGH HEAT AND ENERGY
SO HE'LL EXPLODE HIMSELF.
WELL,
MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM
ONE OF MAX'S
eROSS TOASTER OVENS.
BLAH-DA-DA.
HEY, THOSE ONLY EXPLODE
WHEN YOU PUT BAGELS IN THEM.
THE OWNER'S MANUAL
CLEARLY STATES
OR THINLY SLICED BREAD.
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM.
HERE'S YOUR THINKING WIG.
QUITTER!
LET'S JUST THINK
FOR A MINUTE.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TICKING STOPS ]WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, I'VE GOT IT!
I'VE GOT IT!
SOCKS.
HOT SOCKS.
HOT SOCKS.
YOU MEAN THAT, THAT COOL,
TWEEN SOCK STORE AT THE MALL?
[ GROANS ]
THERE'S A TWEEN SOCK STORE?
YEAH.
G-GREAT.
NOW I'VE STOPPED THINKING.
BARE FEE
IS HOW YOU THINK.
IF I DON'T,
MY HEAD GETS HOT.
AND YOU CREATED
THAT MONSTER.
SO, IF HE HAS SOCKS ON,
HE'LL HEAT UP AND EXPLODE.
GREAT! YES!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET ON THAT,
SO I CAN GET OVER TO HOT SOCKS.
GET MY SOCK CARD PUNCHED.
THEY'RE JUST SOCKS,
LYLE.
WE JUST NEED TO MAKE A PAIR
THAT DANTE JR. CANNOT RESIST.
AND THEN WE'LL GE
THE MONSTER!
[ SCREAMS ]
PUT THAT OUT!
PUT THAT OUT!
PUT IT OUT!
Angie: NO, NO, STOP!
STOP! STOP!
PUT THAT OUT![ SCREAMS ]
SKATEBOARD SOCKS?
MAN, WYATT, YOU GOT TO CODE ME
UP A PAIR OF SPECIAL SOCKS
THAT CAN
TALK SMACK FOR ME.
WE'LL CALL THEM "SMOCKS" --
NO, "SMOCCASINS."
NO, WAIT --
CAN IT, LYLE.
We're trying to sneak up
on this thing.
Right. Right.
[ CHAIN JINGLES ]
HELP!
[ SNIFFLES ] HELP.
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
I'VE NEVER HAD A TOUGH TALK
WITH TEENS GO SO BAD.
I SMELL THE WORK
OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON.
I WILL TIE A BAR OF STEEL
AROUND HIS PANTALOONS.
THEY SHALL FALL
TO HIS KNEES,
AND WE SHALL SEE
HIS BREECHES!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ CLANG! ]AAAH!
AAAH!
WHOA!
Angie: HEY! HEY!
HAPPY PLACE.
HAPPY PLACE.
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
[ BABBLING ]
THERE IT IS.
MONSTER! MONSTER!
[ Laughing ]
I'M NOT CRAZY.
RELEASE
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR!
OH!
UM, WE AGREED
ON SKATEBOARD SOCKS.
RIGHT. YES.
LET'S DO THIS.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
DANTE JR.
SKATEBOARDS
BUT IN THE FORM OF SOCKS
SO YOU GOT TO WEAR THEM.
[ SHOUTS ]
HE'S DOING IT.
[ SHOUTS ]
[ BABBLES ]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING ]WHEE!
[ Laughing ] YES!
WHEE-HOO!
[ SOCKS SIZZLING ]
HMM?
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!HUZZAH!
WHOO!
WHOO!WHOO!
TALLYHO!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS, WHIMPERS ]
OH, RIGHT!
RIGHT!
MONSTER TOOK ME PRISONER,
CHAINED ME TO STINKY METAL --
STINKY!
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
THE DUDE'S LOST IT.
I KNEW HE WAS A WIMP.
MAMA?
I THINK I CAN HELP.
[ Irish accent ] I'M A BI
OF AN INVENTOR MESELF.
[ Normal voice ] BUT UNLIKE
YOUR COLONIAL CAVEMAN WAYS,
MY DEVICES ARE
ULTRA-HIGH-TECH.
MM.
MEMORY ERASER SPRAY.
ONE SQUIRT OF THIS
AND HE'LL FORGE
THE LAST 12 HOURS.
JUST IN CASE
THINGS GO BAD,
I'VE WRITTEN EVERYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT HERE.
SMART.
HERE WE GO.
OH!
WHOA!
WAIT A MINUTE!
12
[ CLANGING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OOH. OOH.
OUCH, DUDE.
OH, BOY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE AM I?
UM
HOW DID I GET HERE?
WELL,
THE MEMORY SPRAY WORKED.
YEAH, IT'S JUST TOO BAD HE WON'
REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE IT AGAIN.
[ GASPS ] THE NOTE.
"YOU ARE MAX ROSS."
OKAY.
I AM MAX ROSS.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
DANTE INVENTED HIM
AND HE LEAKED OUT.
THE NAME'S THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
INVENTOR OF THE SPYGLASS.NO, HE DIDN'T.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
DANTE, I WANT TO PU
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
IN
"CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS."
YES!!
NO!
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CREATE
A CHARACTER FOR THE GAME
FOR OVER A YEAR
AND YOU'VE REJECTED EVERY ONE.
DANTE'S CRAZY CREATIVITY
IS THE KIND OF GENIUS I LIKE.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY CRAZY,
AND I GUESS HE'S CREATIVE
BECAUSE HE COMES UP WITH STUFF
NO ONE ELSE CAN,
WHICH I GUESS
MAKES HIM A GENIUS.
OH, NERTZ.
DANTE IS A GENIUS.
OH, WYATT, I KNOW THAT'S NO
EASY FOR YOU TO ADMIT.
OKAY, TOMMY J., THE MONSTER-AY,
LET'S PUT YOU IN THE GAME.
TALLYHO.
AND
[ ROARS ]
[ Rapping ] BRAIN POWER,
BRAIN POWER, I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪[ SIGHS ]
[ BEAT-BOXING ]BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-
BRAIN POWER! ♪
BRAIN POWER.
I'M A GENIUS.
IT WAS I, BETSY ROSS,
WHO SEWED THE FIRST AMERICAN --
AAH!
OW!
AAH! I JUST POKED MYSELF
WITH THE NEEDLE!
STOP CLAPPING!
I THINK IT'S BLEEDING!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, GUS,
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BABY,
GO TO THE SCHOOL NURSE.
[ SIGHS ]
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
OH, BOY.
[ HISSING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY,
SO, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU
AN ORIGINAL CARTOON
BY DANTE ONTERO.
ENJOY.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ FIRE EXTINGUISHER CLANKS ]
Man: CHECKING.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
SMELLY FEET!
[ SNIFFS] AAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M THOMAS JEFFERSON.
SCRIBBLE, SCRIBBLE, AMENDMENT,
SCRIBBLE, CONSTITUTION.
[ GROANS]
[ THUNDER CRASHES]
HMM, OVER MY LEFT.
[ THUNDER CRASHES] OVER MY RIGHT.
OVER MY LEFT.
HMM, OVER -- AAAAAAHH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ GROANS]
AAAAAH!
AAH! HE'S TALLER THAN ME.
HE MUST BE A MONSTER.
[ GROANS]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THANK YOU, MONSTER.
LET'S GO GET SOME TEA.
[ HUMMING]
[ THUNDER CRASHES]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT? THAT'S
NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.
WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIRE THE
CONSISTENCY OF DANTE'S BRAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LEAVE ME ALONE!
STOP CHASING ME!
THE SUN. OOH!
[ GRUNTS]
[ SCREAMING]
[ LAUGHTER ]
AAAAAAHHH!
[ FANFARE]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DANTE ONTERO.
THAT WAS ABOMINABLE.
THANKS MR. SPENADER.
"ABOMINABLE" DOESN'T MEAN
"GOOD." IT MEANS "HORRIBLE."
OH.
I GIVE YOU AN "F."
[ STUDENTS GASP ]
DID YOU CHECK OU
THE BLOOPER REEL?
[ WHIMPERING]
AH!
AAH! AAH!
AAAAAHHH!
[ LAUGHTER]
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS NEVER HAPPENS
IN HOME EC.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
I WARNED YOU, DANTE.
ONE MORE "F" AND I WAS
GONNA HAVE TO PUNISH YOU.
SO, FOR THE NEXT MONTH,
YOU'RE WEARING SOCKS.
NOT SOCKS!
SOCKS ARE DUMB
BECAUSE SHOES ARE ALREADY SOCKS
BUT WITH A HARD PAR
ON THE BOTTOM.
OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT, DANTE,
AND PUT TWO ON YOUR FEET.
[ DANTE SOBBING ]
MR. SPENADER IS THE MEANES
TEACHER WHO EVER LIVED,
AND HE JUST TAKES IT OU
ON BOY GENIUSES
BECAUSE HE WISHES
HE WAS A BOY GENIUS.
OH, I CAN'T WORK WITH SOCKS ON!
[ GRUNTING ]
GET THEM OFF!
AH. AH.
HEY, DID ANYBODY SEE DANTE
AT SCHOOL TODAY?
I MUST NOT HAVE
'CAUSE I DIDN'T LAUGH ONCE.
THAT GUY'S
LIKE MY PERSONAL COURT JESTER.
HE'S PROBABLY STILL MAD
ABOUT THE "F" HE GO
IN AMERICAN HISTORY.
HOPEFULLY HE'LL TAKE SCHOOL
A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY
FROM NOW ON.
[ YAWNS ]
YEAH.
YOU'RE NOT THE MOST POPULAR KID,
ARE YOU?
NO, BUT SINCE WHEN IS SCHOOL
A POPULARITY CONTEST?
UH, SINCE THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
INVENTED SCHOOL.
HIS NAME
IS THOMAS JEFFERSON,
AND HE DID NO
INVENT SCHOOL!
HMM.
HEY, MAX, YOU'RE SMART.
DID THOMAS JEFFERSON
INVENT SCHOOL?
I DON'T KNOW THAT HE DIDN'T.
DANTE,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WE WERE ALMOS
THINKING ABOUT CONSIDERING
BEING WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
NO NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
I'VE JUST BEEN UP
ALL NIGH
CHANNELING MY RAGE
INTO WORDS AND PICTURES.
DR. SPAULDING, MY THOUGHTS
HELPER, SAID WHEN I GET ANGRY,
I SHOULD TRY AND PICTURE
A YOUNGER VERSION OF MYSELF
AND HOW DANTE JR.
MIGHT DEAL WITH ANGER.
LIKE, UH, I COULD SET UP
SOME BLOCKS
AND KNOCK THEM DOWN.
[ CLATTERING ]OR MAYBE
Angie:
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?THIS.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT LOOKS LIKE DANTE JR.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ AH-OOGAH!][ LAUGHS ] OH.
OH, LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Dante: RIGHT?
LOOK AT THE SOCKS.
[ Laughing ] I HATE SOCKS.
THAT WAS GOOD. MM.
THANKS, ANGIE!
WHAT WAS THE POIN
OF THAT?
THERE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A POINT, WYATT.
I'M EXPRESSING MYSELF.
THERE'S NO PLACE FOR PERSONAL
EXPRESSION IN SCHOOL.
SCHOOL IS
ABOUT MEMORIZATION AND RECALL.
I DON'T REMEMBER
THAT BEING A THING.
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE ART.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
UH
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I BET IT'S HILARIOUS.
WHERE'D IT GO?
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ CRASHING, PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
HA, HA?
[ BABBLING ]
OKAY, YOUR RIDICULOUS MONSTER
IS IN THERE
CLEARLY LOOKING
FOR A FOOD SOURCE.
ONCE HE STUFFS HIMSELF,
HE'LL MOST LIKELY HEAD
INTO A REST CYCLE.
THEN WE GO IN THERE
AND BARD HIM!
YOU CAN'T CALL MY MONSTER
RIDICULOUS.
THAT'S LIKE CALLING ME
RIDICULOUS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE
WE WERE ALMOST THINKING
ABOUT CONSIDERING
GETTING WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
OH!
BARD-A-BING.
BARD-A-BOOM.BARD-A-BOOM.
BARD-A-BOOM.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GRUNTING, BABBLES ]
OW!
[ GRUNTS ]
IT'S LIKE A GROSS,
GIANT DANTE.
ONLY DANTE COULD CREATE
SOMETHING GROSSER THAN DANTE.
WHOA!
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
HE'S NOT EATING, NESTING,
OR HUNTING.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?
THESE GIANT LOLLIPOPS
LOOK LIKE ROPE YOU COULD UNCOIL
AND EAT AS A TUBE,
BUT YOU CAN'T.
YES.
LET'S STOP AND DISCUSS THAT.
OKAY,
IF YOU WANT TO.
BUT IT KIND OF SEEMS LIKE
WE'RE IN A HURRY.
LYLE,
DO YOU HAVE EYES ON THE LEAK?
TAKE HIM OUT!
GOT IT!
HE'S TOAST!
[ BABBLING ]LICORICE MUSTACHE!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
[ LAUGHS ]
LICORICE GLASSES?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
DID YOU GET HIM?
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Angie: OKAY.
HOPE MAX CAN HELP.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU DID NOT CATCH HIM.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU DIDN'T THINK
LICORICE GLASSES
ARE HILARIOUS.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THE MUSTACHE.
THE MUSTACHE IS WHAT GOT ME,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS ALL DROOPY, AND --
[ Laughing ] OH, IT WAS
TOTALLY DROOPY!
OOH!
YEAH!
YEAH!YEAH!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE IT!
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY.
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT ARE
WE PLAYING?" NAVY S.E.A.L.
WE'VE BEEN PLAYING IT IN MY
OLYMPIC-SIZE JACUZZI FOR HOURS.
I JUST GOT HERE.
NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[ SIGHS ]
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
THAT DANTE
YOU PLAYED NAVY S.E.A.L.s WITH,
WAS HIS HEAD
ABOUT THIS BIG
AND CHOPPERS LIKE THIS?
YES.
AND HE ONLY MADE GRUMBLING
YES, I SAID I WAS PLAYING
NAVY S.E.A.L. WITH DANTE.
Angie: OKAY, HE'S NOT HERE.
LET'S GO.
OH,
I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD HIM
WHEN HE PUT HIMSELF
THROUGH THE CAR WASH.
WYATT,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MAKING A SIGN
THAT SAYS "FREE CANDY."
THAT WAY, WHEN THE MONSTER
SEES IT, HE'LL STOP, AND BLAM-O!
BARD CITY, USA.
HE CAN'T READ THAT SIGN.
WHY NOT?
HIS GLASSES GOT KNOCKED OFF
IN THE CAR WASH.
THOSE AREN'T REAL GLASSES.
THEY'RE -- THEY'RE MADE
OF LICORICE WHIPS.
CANDY HELPS MESEE.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO SOLVE PROBLEMS
IN A WORLD
WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE?
OH, WYATT![ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU'RE TRYING
TO THINK LOGICAL.
BUT THE MAD, HILARIOUS BRAIN
OF DANTE ONTERO
DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
LOGIC
ISN'T GONNA WORK HERE.
THINKING ALL RANDOM
LIKE DANTE --
THAT IS THE ONLY LOGIC THA
MIGHT HELP US FIND THIS MONSTER.
THERE YOU GO.
TIME TO EAT A BOWL OF RANDOM,
WYATT.
FINE.
HAND ME A SPOON.
WHERE WOULD
THE CREATURE GO NEXT?
MAYBE HE WAS JUST STOCKING UP ON
CANDY FOR A TRIP TO THE COUNTRY
AND THEN STOPPED OFF AT MAX'S
TO SAY HELLO
BECAUSE IT'S ON THE WAY
AND THEN REALIZED
HE NEEDED A WASH,
SO HE WENT BACK TO THE TOWN.
AND NOW HE'S PROBABLY HEADING
BACK TO THE COUNTRY AGAIN.
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE,
RIGHT?
NOPE. NOT IT AT ALL.
I WAS MAD ABOUT THE "F,"
SO I MADE THE MOVIE.
AND WHEN I'M MAD, I USUALLY TRY
TO DROWN MY FEELINGS
IN FIVE FEET OF LICORICE
OR BY SWIMMING IN MAX'S
OLYMPIC-SIZE JACUZZI
OR BY EATING
A NACHO-CHEESE DONUT.
[ SQUEALING ]
[ ZIP! ]
DANTE,
WHAT ELSE WERE YOU THINKING
WHEN YOU ANIMATED
THAT MONSTER?
NOTHING MUCH,
JUST THAT I WANTED
TO MAKE MR. SPENADER
WATCH MY NEW CARTOON
AND FORCE HIM TO LOVE I
WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT.SPENADER.
I THINK I KNOW
WHERE OUR MONSTER'S HEADED.
I JUST HOPE
WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.
WHERE?
[ GROANS ]
I LOVE BEING
THE FIRST ONE IN.
[ SQUEAK! ]
YEAH.
GOT TO HAVE ME MY MORNING TIME.
[ SQUEAK! ]
[ DANTE JR. BABBLING ]
[ BURPS ]
[ BABBLING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
TOUGH TALK FOR TEENS --
NOT TILL AFTER SCHOOL.
[ BARKING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
OH, NO.
I THINK WE'RE TOO LATE.
WHOA.
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
MAYBE THIS PLACE
JUST GOT ROUGHED UP
DURING MR. SPENADER'S
TOUGH TALK WITH TEENS.
WISHFUL THINKING, LYLE.
[ GASPS ]
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
Angie:
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE NOBODY WILL NOTICE
THAT MR. SPENADER DISAPPEARED.
I MEAN,
NOBODY REALLY LIKES HIM.
YEAH.
I HEARD THEY MOVED
THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
AND DIDN'T EVEN TELL HIM
ABOUT IT.[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM.
DANTE'S SUPER-UNPREDICTABLE
MONSTER CONFUSES US
AT EVERY TURN.
WE NEED A MONSTER JUST AS
CONFUSING AND NONSENSICAL
TO TAKE HIM DOWN.
WE NEED THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
NOW, COMPUTERS MAKE SENSE.
AND WHEN SOMETHING
MAKES SENSE,
I CAN ACHIEVE AMAZING THINGS,
LIKE -- OH!
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPS ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA.
ASTOUNDING.YEAH.
THAT'S A LOT OF VELVET.
I LOVE HIM.
[ GROANS ]
HMM. GOOD DAY.
I ASSUME YOU'VE BECKONED ME HERE
TO QUERY MY EXPERTISE.
SO, GET ON WITH IT, PLEASE,
OR I'LL
ATTACK HUMANS
WITH MY LATEST INVENTION,
THE PEANUT-BUTTER CANNON.
WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
ACCURATE WITHIN 10 RODS.
LOOK OUT!GUARANTEED TO STICK YOUR VICTIM
TO A LEAN-TO
OR WHAT HAVE YOU.
I'VE DREAM
OF PEANUT-BUTTER CANNONS.
THEY WERE GOOD DREAMS.
GOOD DREAMS, INDEED.
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
WE NEED
YOUR RANDOM-THINKING HELP
TO DEFEAT DANTE'S
RANDOM-THINKING MONSTER.
A PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED.
I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ GROANS ]
GENTLEMEN,
I HAVEN'T MET THE PROBLEM
I COULDN'T INVEN
OR CRUSH MY WAY OUT OF.
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
FINALLY,
SOMEONE I CAN BRAINSTORM WITH.
OKAY, WE NEED TO MAKE
A MIND MAP OF THE CONCEPTS
WE KNOW
ABOUT THE MONSTER.
Angie: WHAT?
I'LL GO FIRST.
DANTE MADE HIM.
HE'S A THIRD BIGGER
THAN DANTE,
WHICH MIGHT MEAN
HE'S A THIRD MORE RANDOM.
[ ROARS ]
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK
WITH ALL THIS JIBBER-JABBER?
WHAT WE NEED TO DO FIRS
IS TO INVENT A WAY
TO INSCRIBE WITH MY BARE FEET.
HMM.
EW.
OF COURSE!
CAN'T INVEN
WITH HOT, SWEATY FEET.
PRECISELY.
WHOO!
[ GASPS ]
[ CREAKING, WHIRRING ]
[ CUCKOO CLOCK CUCKOOS ]
[ MUTTERING ]
WHEW.
WELL, I UNDERSTAND
WE NEED TO GENERATE
1.21 GIGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY
TO POWER
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE NEED
SO MANY WINDMILLS TO DO IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I MEAN,
COULDN'T WE JUST PLUG IT IN?
HE'S RIGHT
HMM?
AND HE'S WRONG.
UH, WHAT?
HE'S RIGHT --
WE MIGHT NOT NEED THE BLADES
THAT SHOOT OU
FROM THE COLUMNS OF MONTICELLO.
HE'S WRONG BECAUSE HE'S
NOT WEARING A THINKING WIG.
OH?
WHY ARE WE NOT WEARING
THINKING WIGS?
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS
WRONG, BUT I COULDN'
FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS!
THANK YOU, THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH GROANING ]
THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
HOW IS THIS GONNA
HELP US FIND DANTE JR.
AND RESCUE MR. SPENADER?
THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS GREAT.
'CAUSE IF WYAT
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
THEN THAT MEANS
WE MUST BE GETTING PRETTY CLOSE
TO FIGURING THIS ALL OUT.
MY HEAD HURTS.
I QUIT.
LEAVE THE THINKING WIG.
START THINKING.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ CUCKOO CLOCK CUCKOOS ]AHA!
[ TICKING STOPS ]WE DON'T NEED TO USE
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR AT ALL!
WE JUST NEED TO GE
THE MONSTER
TO GENERATE
ENOUGH HEAT AND ENERGY
SO HE'LL EXPLODE HIMSELF.
WELL,
MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM
ONE OF MAX'S
eROSS TOASTER OVENS.
BLAH-DA-DA.
HEY, THOSE ONLY EXPLODE
WHEN YOU PUT BAGELS IN THEM.
THE OWNER'S MANUAL
CLEARLY STATES
OR THINLY SLICED BREAD.
YOU KNOW,
THIS IS NOT MY PROBLEM.
HERE'S YOUR THINKING WIG.
QUITTER!
LET'S JUST THINK
FOR A MINUTE.
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
[ TICKING STOPS ]WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WAIT, I'VE GOT IT!
I'VE GOT IT!
SOCKS.
HOT SOCKS.
HOT SOCKS.
YOU MEAN THAT, THAT COOL,
TWEEN SOCK STORE AT THE MALL?
[ GROANS ]
THERE'S A TWEEN SOCK STORE?
YEAH.
G-GREAT.
NOW I'VE STOPPED THINKING.
BARE FEE
IS HOW YOU THINK.
IF I DON'T,
MY HEAD GETS HOT.
AND YOU CREATED
THAT MONSTER.
SO, IF HE HAS SOCKS ON,
HE'LL HEAT UP AND EXPLODE.
GREAT! YES!
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET ON THAT,
SO I CAN GET OVER TO HOT SOCKS.
GET MY SOCK CARD PUNCHED.
THEY'RE JUST SOCKS,
LYLE.
WE JUST NEED TO MAKE A PAIR
THAT DANTE JR. CANNOT RESIST.
AND THEN WE'LL GE
THE MONSTER!
[ SCREAMS ]
PUT THAT OUT!
PUT THAT OUT!
PUT IT OUT!
Angie: NO, NO, STOP!
STOP! STOP!
PUT THAT OUT![ SCREAMS ]
SKATEBOARD SOCKS?
MAN, WYATT, YOU GOT TO CODE ME
UP A PAIR OF SPECIAL SOCKS
THAT CAN
TALK SMACK FOR ME.
WE'LL CALL THEM "SMOCKS" --
NO, "SMOCCASINS."
NO, WAIT --
CAN IT, LYLE.
We're trying to sneak up
on this thing.
Right. Right.
[ CHAIN JINGLES ]
HELP!
[ SNIFFLES ] HELP.
YOU GOT TO HELP ME.
IT'S HORRIBLE.
I'VE NEVER HAD A TOUGH TALK
WITH TEENS GO SO BAD.
I SMELL THE WORK
OF ALEXANDER HAMILTON.
I WILL TIE A BAR OF STEEL
AROUND HIS PANTALOONS.
THEY SHALL FALL
TO HIS KNEES,
AND WE SHALL SEE
HIS BREECHES!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ CLANG! ]AAAH!
AAAH!
WHOA!
Angie: HEY! HEY!
HAPPY PLACE.
HAPPY PLACE.
[ SIGHS ]
WHOA!
WHOA!WHOA!WHOA!
[ BABBLING ]
THERE IT IS.
MONSTER! MONSTER!
[ Laughing ]
I'M NOT CRAZY.
RELEASE
THE MONTICELLO OF TERROR!
OH!
UM, WE AGREED
ON SKATEBOARD SOCKS.
RIGHT. YES.
LET'S DO THIS.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
DANTE JR.
SKATEBOARDS
BUT IN THE FORM OF SOCKS
SO YOU GOT TO WEAR THEM.
[ SHOUTS ]
HE'S DOING IT.
[ SHOUTS ]
[ BABBLES ]
[ DISCO MUSIC PLAYING ]WHEE!
[ Laughing ] YES!
WHEE-HOO!
[ SOCKS SIZZLING ]
HMM?
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ ENERGY WARBLES ]
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!
HUZZAH!HUZZAH!
WHOO!
WHOO!WHOO!
TALLYHO!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SIGHS, WHIMPERS ]
OH, RIGHT!
RIGHT!
MONSTER TOOK ME PRISONER,
CHAINED ME TO STINKY METAL --
STINKY!
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
THE DUDE'S LOST IT.
I KNEW HE WAS A WIMP.
MAMA?
I THINK I CAN HELP.
[ Irish accent ] I'M A BI
OF AN INVENTOR MESELF.
[ Normal voice ] BUT UNLIKE
YOUR COLONIAL CAVEMAN WAYS,
MY DEVICES ARE
ULTRA-HIGH-TECH.
MM.
MEMORY ERASER SPRAY.
ONE SQUIRT OF THIS
AND HE'LL FORGE
THE LAST 12 HOURS.
JUST IN CASE
THINGS GO BAD,
I'VE WRITTEN EVERYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW RIGHT HERE.
SMART.
HERE WE GO.
OH!
WHOA!
WAIT A MINUTE!
12
[ CLANGING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
OOH. OOH.
OUCH, DUDE.
OH, BOY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE AM I?
UM
HOW DID I GET HERE?
WELL,
THE MEMORY SPRAY WORKED.
YEAH, IT'S JUST TOO BAD HE WON'
REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE IT AGAIN.
[ GASPS ] THE NOTE.
"YOU ARE MAX ROSS."
OKAY.
I AM MAX ROSS.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
DANTE INVENTED HIM
AND HE LEAKED OUT.
THE NAME'S THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN.
INVENTOR OF THE SPYGLASS.NO, HE DIDN'T.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
DANTE, I WANT TO PU
THOMAS JEFFER,
SON OF FRANKENSTEIN,
IN
"CONQUEROR OF ALL WORLDS."
YES!!
NO!
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CREATE
A CHARACTER FOR THE GAME
FOR OVER A YEAR
AND YOU'VE REJECTED EVERY ONE.
DANTE'S CRAZY CREATIVITY
IS THE KIND OF GENIUS I LIKE.
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY CRAZY,
AND I GUESS HE'S CREATIVE
BECAUSE HE COMES UP WITH STUFF
NO ONE ELSE CAN,
WHICH I GUESS
MAKES HIM A GENIUS.
OH, NERTZ.
DANTE IS A GENIUS.
OH, WYATT, I KNOW THAT'S NO
EASY FOR YOU TO ADMIT.
OKAY, TOMMY J., THE MONSTER-AY,
LET'S PUT YOU IN THE GAME.
TALLYHO.
AND
[ ROARS ]
[ Rapping ] BRAIN POWER,
BRAIN POWER, I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪[ SIGHS ]
[ BEAT-BOXING ]BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BRAIN POWER, BRAIN POWER,
I'M A GENIUS ♪
BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-
BRAIN POWER! ♪
BRAIN POWER.
I'M A GENIUS.