Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e07 Episode Script

1
( theme music playing )
( flashlight bulb shatters )
( door slams )
( music playing )
( sighs )
( yawns )
( clicks tongue )
Ow.
Ah.
Right.
( music playing )
Let me see.
Ah.
( laughs )
Yes.
Your majesty.
( chuckles )
( sighs )
Huh?
Huh?
Oh.
( screams )
Oh.
No.
( screams )
( mumbling )
( music playing )
( car engine revs )
( tires screeches )
Hmm, ah.
( indistinct chatter )
- MR. BEAN: Hmm.
- Yeah.
MR. BEAN: ( clears throat )
( indistinct chatter on phone )
Yeah? Uh-huh.
No, no, no.
MR. BEAN: ( clears throat )
( indistinct chatter on phone )
WOMAN: And then he did what?
He what?
( clears throat )
Oh. Hmm.
WOMAN ON PHONE:But he's like that, isn't it?
( inaudible )
That's holding.
Yeah. And then what happened?
- Never.
- WOMAN ON PHONE: Yeah, uh-hmm.
Oh. Hmm.
Ah, good morning.
- Yes?
- WOMAN ON PHONE: Hello? Hello?
Have you got one of this?
No.
( chuckles )
Do you have this one?
No.
No.
Huh, not this.
Ah.
Oh.
There.
There.
No. No.
- Look.
- Oh.
MR BEAN: Let's see here.
( sighs )
Hello?
Hello?
( groans )
( sighs )
Oh.
Huh?
Oh.
( mumbles )
( laughs )
( car engine revving )
( music playing )
( tires screeches )
( muttering )
( tires screeching )
- Come on.
- ( horn beeps )
( mumbling )
- Come on.
- ( horn beeps )
Oh.
( muttering )
Right.
( tires screeching )
( horns blowing )
( tires screeching )
( music playing )
( muttering )
Ready?
( muttering )
( drums banging )
( muttering )
( music playing )
( piano playing )
We'll have one barrel ♪
We'll have a barrel ♪
Aha.
Your majesty.
Toddsworth.
Oh, yes.
The bone.
( squeaks )
Hmm.
( whistles )
Come on, boy.
Not here?
Oh.
- Oh. Oh.
- Hmm?
Oh.
Oh.
( dog barking )
Oh.
( dog barking )
Oh, my.
MAN: Get it to move.
Get it to move.
- MAN: I want to go.
- Go. Shoo. Shoo.
( mumbling )
Out. Out. Out. Oh.
( mumbles )
No.
Oh. ( scoffs )
( tires screeching )
( music playing )
( humming )
( tires screeches )
Ah.
( clicks tongue )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Hmm.
( car revving )
( tires screeches )
( music playing )
Huh?
Ah.
( music playing )
( humming )
Oh.
( dog barking )
Shoo. Shoo.
Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo.
( whines )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
Hmm.
( gasps )
Ah.
Oh, oh.
- Huh?
- ( barking )
( mumbling )
( gasps )
Oh, no.
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy!
( door shuts )
Right. Wait there.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
What is this?
( gasps )
( dog grunting )
There you are.
Come on, come on,
give it to me.
- Come on. Huh?
- ( squeaking )
Oh, no. Oh.
- Huh?
- Here boy.
( squeaking )
- Here boy.
- ( squeaking )
Here boy.
( groans )
Here boy.
( sighs )
( muttering )
Huh?
Come here.
Come here you.
Come on. Come here.
( crash )
- Huh?
- Here boy.
Huh? Oh.
Hmm.
MR. BEAN: I think this is
( mumbling )
Halt, halt, halt.
Oh.
( dog barking )
Shh.
No. No.
Here boy. Here boy. Here boy.
- Oh.
- MAN: Here boy. Here boy.
MAN: Here boy.
MR. BEAN: No. No.
- Whoo.
- MAN: Here boy!
( dog barks )
( squeaking )
Huh? Oh.
Hmm?
MR. BEAN: Hmm? Oh.
Huh?
Give that to me.
Oh.
MR. BEAN: Oh, what is this?
What is this?
Oh.
( gasps )
Oh, no.
Ah, oh, my God.
( dog barks )
( mumbling )
MR. BEAN: Come here.
Right.
( dog barking )
Ah, hah!
Got it.
Oh.
( dog barks )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
( humming )
( muttering )
( dog barking )
MR. BEAN: Shh.
Quiet. Be quiet.
Shh, shh, shh.
No. No.
No. No.
Stay there,
stay down, stay down.
No. No. No. No.
Give it, give it.
What?
Hmm?
- ( Mr. Bean screams )
- ( screams )
( dog barking )
Oh, you've come back.
( muttering )
Your majesty.
Thank you. And you are?
Uh, Bean. Mr. Bean.
Thank you, Mr. Bean.
Ah. Oh?
Oh.
Ahh, there it is.
( muttering )
- Look, look, look.
- Hey, oh.
It's broken.
( Fanfare playing )
Oh. ( laughs )
Oh, thank you.
Look at this.
( music playing )
Arise, Sir Bean.
( applauding )
( muttering )
Thank you a lot.
( theme music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.