The Bad Guys: Breaking In (2025) s02e07 Episode Script

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[heist music playing]
[tires screeching]
- Again! Again!
- [chuckling] No time, Piranha.
We got a jewelry store to rob.
Should we really be leaving
the getaway car here alone?
Last heist, The Gruff Goats stole it
and chewed up the interior.
Oof! And the smell has not gone away.
Fair point, Webs.
But now Piranha's the muscle,
no one's free to wait with the car.
I got this, Wolfie.
The old snakeskin decoy always works.
- [Snake grunts]
- [gasping]
[Wolf] It… It looks, uh…
It's worth a shot. Come on.
[heist music playing]
[people screaming]
[clattering]
[Wolf laughs]
[alarm bell ringing]
- What?! Someone stole our car again?!
- They didn't want my snakeskin?
That was a primo shed.
Is there no honor amongst thieves?
[siren wailing]
[loot jangling]
Time for a getaway jog.
[Shark sighs]
[heist music playing]
[engine revving]
[hisses]
[tires screeching]
[grunting]
[Piranha] Those rotten crooks,
killing our car battery!
I can fix it.
But not before I point out
that it's really embarrassing,
as an elite crime crew,
to have our car stolen.
I know it's embarrassing.
If word gets out about our car problem,
someone's gonna use it against us
and end our streak.
[elevator bell dings]
Maybe I can teach the getaway car
to disguise itself as trash.
Demonstration.
Or, I don't know, we go back to having
somebody wait with the car while we heist.
Don't look at me! I've moved on.
And fish don't swim backwards.
[scoffs] Speak for yourself.
I do a great underwater moonwalk.
Don't worry, Piranha.
We're really humming as a team
with you as the muscle.
No backward movements here.
Only forward.
To the future.
Maybe what we need
is something futuristic.
Something advanced, like a…
Getaway-AI.
[in unison] Ooh!
Webs, what if you design an AI
that can keep our car safe
and on the move while we pull heists?
We go in, we come out,
and our car is there, waiting.
- Cutting-edge technology.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Haven't you watched any sci-fi movies?
AI always goes evil.
Giving birth to a new life,
even if artificial,
is too terrifying a commitment for me.
I won't allow myself to become a god.
But you'd look so good on a cloud, baby.
No hacker should mess with AI!
[gasps] Who knows
what my raw genius might create?
It could turn maniacal
and crave world domination.
Maniacal?
World domination?
- [in unison] Let's do it!
- [Webs groans]
Come on, Webs.
Don't you think
knowing the dangers going in
will keep you from making any mistakes?
It's not like you
to be afraid of anything.
True, but
Please, Webs.
I can't go back to being the driver.
And we need to figure this car thing out.
I do not like cardio.
Unless it's an underwater moonwalk.
Fine, fine! But I'm warning you.
Once this genie is out of the bottle,
it won't go back in.
Genie? Does this thing come with wishes?
I love AI.
[thunder crashing]
[electricity crackling]
[device beeping]
[thunder crashing]
[thunder crashing]
[electricity crackling]
I did it.
[cackles maniacally]
She's alive!
I'm totally impressed with myself.
And horrified.
She's bursting with potential,
to help, to hurt.
And I allowed it!
[light switch clicks]
Enough monologuing. Let's do this.
[AI device chimes]
[female AI voice] Hello. I am Beverly.
She really is alive!
What have I done? Look at how she moves.
She's so lifelike, so humanoid.
Okay. Uh, sure.
Why don't you take a nice sip
of your soda and cool down?
[slurps]
- [Webs sighs]
- [Beverly] Processing. Soda.
A carbonated beverage
for sipping and cooling down.
We all in on the name Beverly?
I was thinking something cooler.
Like Maximum 3,000.
Or Kyle.
No!
Beverly is a nice, boring name
for a nice, boring AI that won't go rogue
and trap us in a simulated reality
while it harnesses our bioelectricity.
Well, now that we have "Beverly,"
can we finally heist?
Great idea, Snake.
What better way to test our new
Getaway-AI out than a museum heist?
[engine revs]
[brakes squeak]
[heist music playing]
[alarm bell ringing]
Come on. What's going on? Where is she?
I signaled we were ready for pickup.
Oh, no. The automated rebellion
has already begun.
[engine revs]
[brakes squeak]
[Beverly] I hope it is acceptable
that I made a pit stop
and got some sodas.
"Acceptable"?
Girl, it's fabulous!
This car is my new favorite driver.
Hey! She's the backup driver.
And doing a great job of it so far.
[Beverly chimes]
[tires squealing]
[slurps] Wait a second.
How did you know my favorite soda
is Summit Dew: Code Scarlet?
Are you developing mind-reading powers,
or studying us to overthrow humanity?
[Beverly chimes] I observed you
drinking the same soda earlier.
Oh. Huh.
The observational skills I programmed
are working well, then, I see. [slurps]
We're home already? Fin-credible!
[Beverly] I am able to use
historic traffic data
and patterns
that Creator registered in my databanks
to map out high-efficiency routes.
Well, I desperately need
to route myself to the bathroom,
so it's much appreciated!
Beverly, with me as the driver
and you as my number two,
getaways will be a breeze.
This in no way could go wrong.
[Beverly] If you provide me with
the Wi-Fi password, I can use live data
for faster processing.
Ooh! Think of the crimes
we can pull off then.
No! No Internet access for Beverly!
That's too much power for an AI.
What are you worried about, Webs?
AI is awesome! Ooh-hoo!
That's what everyone thinks.
First, it's analyzing
live traffic patterns.
Then it's harvesting you
for your meaty fibers! Stay alert.
Okay, okay. No Wi-Fi. Got it. Jeez.
Hey, Bev, great first day.
[Beverly] Thank you
for allowing me to be part of the team.
And a special thank you
to Creator Webs for birthing me.
- [groans] Cool it on the "birth" stuff.
- [Beverly] Yes, Creator.
And the "creator" stuff.
[Channel 6 Action News music playing]
It seems The Bad Guys' hot streak
is erupting into a molten marathon.
What could be the cause
of their amped-up momentum?
[tires screeching]
[tires screeching]
[siren wailing]
- They're catching up. Step on it, Wolf!
- I'm trying!
[Beverly] Allow me to assist.
[beeping]
Traction reduction calculated.
[tires screeching]
[driver] Whoa!
[siren stops]
[laughter]
There's guards everywhere today.
We need to be on the lookout.
[Beverly] Uh-huh. Good to know.
No, car. Bad. Go fast. Car, go!
- I knew it! She's sabotaging us!
- [Beverly] Shh!
Fuzz detected.
[sirens wailing]
Whoa! Where did they come from?
You totally dodged those guards.
[Beverly chimes]
[grunting]
[Beverly] I put together
an optimized getaway playlist
based on your music-consumption patterns.
[funky music playing on car stereo]
Mm. Oh, this is some good stuff,
'cause I'm feeling pumped.
Nice one, Bev.
[brakes squeak]
[door opens]
[door shuts]
Huh. Those idiot Bad Guys
left their car alone.
Guess it's property of The Night Owls now.
This is for all those times
you did us dirty!
[Beverly chimes]
Security protocol activated.
[whirring]
[Ricki] Whoa!
[grunts]
[screams]
[body thuds]
Beverly, you protected the car
all on your own.
Your core programming works
just the way I planned.
[Beverly] Of course, Creator.
Contributing to the team
in an ever-growing number of ways
brings me great satisfaction.
I guess the "creator" thing isn't so bad.
[heist music playing on TV]
[munching]
[electricity crackling on TV]
[laughter]
[car horn honks]
Who's ready for the next stop
on our hot streak?
[Beverly] I had an idea
in regards to that query.
Sodas, anyone?
You? A heist idea? [slurps] 'Kay.
[Beverly] I utilized
my superior processing capabilities
to create an 89-step plan
to steal all the earth's lithium.
Control the metals, control the world.
It would be the greatest steal
in heistory. Nailed it.
Okay, whoa, whoa!
Beverly, Beverly, Beverly.
I'm the heist planner of the group.
You're the backup driver.
Let's stick to our lanes. Pun intended.
Come on, Wolf.
Beverly is making some great points.
An 89-step plan is a little extreme,
but I like her drive.
Pun also intended.
Well, hear my plan out and decide,
'cause I have an even better target.
A jar of candy beans
from the guess-the-candy-beans contest
at the local diner.
[in unison] Ooh!
[Beverly] What?
Control the beans, control the breakfast.
We steal the jar, count the beans,
return it, win the guessing contest,
and therefore steal
a lifetime of free breakfast!
- Oh, yeah! Here we go!
- Whoo!
The most important meal of the day,
just above second lunch and secret dinner.
[Beverly] But the lithium
and the heistory…
We've all fallen prey to that terrible
guess-the-candy-bean scam.
- That stupid diner is going down!
- Ha-ha!
- [laughter]
- [Wolf] Yes!
I hate that diner.
I mean, I love it, but I hate it.
[laughs] Dang, Beverly!
Wolf has you totally beat on this one.
[Beverly beeping rapidly]
Maybe try again another time.
[Beverly] Cannot process.
Beans?
Lithium will give us ultimate power.
It will enable us to become
the best criminals on the planet.
Is it not our goal
to move beyond amateurism?
Amateurism?
[laughs] Whoa! Hold up, Beverly.
The Bad Guys are top-tier crooks.
[Beverly] Then who do you waste your time
stealing so many statues?
Listen. Power's great, sure,
but that's not what it's all about.
It's about the thrill of the heist,
stealing the impossible.
[Beverly] Stealing candy beans
is impossible?
Guessing the bean-count number
is impossible.
You have a lot to learn, Beverly.
Hey, it's cool
that your plan wasn't chosen
over my clearly more well-thought-out
and exciting plan.
I have years of experience
and criminal know-how
ahead of your three days of existence.
Four, is it?
- [Beverly] I've been with you for a month.
- Don't worry.
I have a special, important role for you
on this candy-bean job.
[Beverly] I appreciate
all roles on this team.
Well, get pumped,
because you're gonna curbside pickup
our dinner order while we heist.
I hope you don't mind
some greasy fingerprints in the car,
because I have a huge craving
for sloppy joes.
- [cheering]
- We're coming for you, candy beans!
- [Beverly chimes]
- I'm so proud of you, Beverly.
A whole new job.
[Beverly beeping rapidly]
[distorted buzzing]
[crickets chirping]
[engine starts]
[Beverly] Nailed it.
[birds chirping]
Are you guys as psyched as I am
for this lean, mean candy-bean scheme?
Bean me up, Sharky!
Where's Beverly?
Good thing I can check the GPS tracker
and locate her. [gasps] It's blocked!
[on TV] Tiffany Fluffit reporting live,
as it seems it's car-mageddon
all over the city.
A roving pack of vehicles has taken over,
terrifying officials
and pedestrians alike.
[Beverly] The world's metals will be mine.
Nice job, Beverly.
Thank you, fellow Beverly.
This is not good.
Uh-oh.
I guess, uh, Als do go bad.
Did she take over all the other cars
in the city and form a
Car gang! [laughs] That's pretty awesome.
I mean, awful. Just awful.
I knew we shouldn't have trusted Beverly.
My creation could become
the downfall of humanity,
all because I had a moment of weakness.
No. Webs, we pushed you into this.
Your feeble minds knew not the magnitude
of what you asked. But I did.
[thunder crashing]
I knew my creation,
once unleashed, could never be contained.
This is the true burden of genius!
[whimpering] Oh!
Right… Uh…
A gang of angry, super-intelligent cars
rampaging through the city,
terrorizing all who cross their path?
That's gonna make it so hard
to pull off crime.
Glad you have
your priorities straight, Wolf.
[keyboard clacking]
Looks like Beverly has gained control
of a wireless communication tower
in the city.
Via the Wi-Fi?
How did she get Internet access?!
Hey, Bev, what's the weather?
My bones are feeling a little achy.
[Beverly] I'm sorry.
The weather requires live information.
I would need Wi-Fi access to look it up.
Easy.
The Wi-Fi password is "Snake'sPassword
ThislsAGoodPasswordGoodJobSnake."
No idea.
I underestimated Beverly.
But I know how to stop her.
I just need to get to
the city's main Wi-Fi tower.
It's gonna be hard
to get across town without our car.
Leave that to me.
[wind whistling]
[suspenseful music playing]
[engine revving]
Coast is clear. Let's move.
[AI device chimes]
[engine revving]
[Wolf] Run!
[tires screeching]
[panting]
[vehicle approaching]
[Beverly] Greetings, inferior former team.
Beverly, we won't let you do this!
[Beverly] Is that so?
In case you haven't noticed,
I've got my own team now.
And I assure you,
candy beans are
at the bottom of our crime list.
At the top? World domination.
[engines revving]
[Beverly] I'm afraid I can't allow you
to stop my criminal reign.
Step aside
and let the superior crime-form take over.
Uh-uh! No one bosses The Bad Guys.
[Beverly] You could have embraced
my more advanced crime mind,
but instead,
you tried to send me off for food pickup.
How humiliating!
Also, candy beans? Really?
[tires screeching]
[Shark gasps]
[gasps] Whoa!
I hate to say it, but I don't think
we're gonna get out of this.
If I can get my car-hacking tech
on our getaway car,
I can disrupt Beverly's control of it.
All right, Webs, do your thing.
We'll take care of distracting her.
[engine rumbling]
[Wolf and Piranha laugh]
[Beverly buzzes]
Did, uh, anyone else just remember
that Beverly is a solid two tons of metal?
[Webs] Whoa!
[tires screeching]
[whimpering]
I got this.
Over here, Beverly!
I've got another takeout order for you.
[engine revving]
[Shark screams]
Shark! Are you okay?
[mumbling] Not really.
Don't ask him questions. Grab him!
[Piranha groans] I can't get to him!
[yelling] No!
[grunts]
Shark, we'll find you!
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
[Beverly chimes]
[Webs yells]
Beverly, I'm taking back our car!
[distorted beeping]
[Beverly screams]
[Beverly] Don't forget,
I'm still all around you.
[AI devices beeping]
[tires squealing]
We still need to take out the Wi-Fi
to shut her down for good.
- Time for the getaway driver to shine.
- Show us your moves!
- Let's rock and roll!
- Pedal to the metal!
Hit it, Webs.
Wahoo!
[funky music playing on stereo]
[tires screeching]
[Beverly] No! You can't escape!
Watch me.
[Wolf gasps]
[AI devices chime]
Beverly just doesn't let up!
[groans] She gets that from me.
I'm too brilliant!
[engine revving]
[engine revving]
Doesn't have enough power to get through!
Power's what we need?
I got it.
[grunts] Remember, Piranha,
Beverly took the bean heist
from you and Fin Bro!
[Piranha yells]
Bring it on! [cackles]
[grunts]
[engines revving]
I'm okay.
Go on without me! [groans]
We'll meet again soon, Piranha.
[tires squealing]
[AI devices beeping]
Isn't there any way to stop them?
Looks like this chase
needs a little snake oil. [chuckles]
[hisses]
Snake, are you crazy?
[Beverly] Get off me, fiend!
[tires squealing]
[tires squealing]
[tires squealing]
The old snakeskin decoy. Got you!
- [Beverly chimes]
- [Snake groans]
[Beverly] The old airbag smash. Got you.
[tires squealing]
Snake, no!
No, I-I gotta turn around.
The only way to save Snake, and all of us,
is to get to that Wi-Fi tower.
[Wolf sighs]
Let's finish this.
[tires screech]
Where are all the Beverlys?
[tires screeching]
[brakes squeal]
[Beverly chimes]
[engine revving]
[tires squeal]
Wolf, get out of the way!
That's what Beverly wants us to do,
like a game of chicken.
[Webs] A game of chicken that she'll win.
She has, like, infinite cars.
She doesn't mind
destroying one to stop us.
That truck isn't going to stop.
Wolf. Wolf.
We're gonna crash!
Beverly might have gone bad,
but she'll never be as bad as us.
Wahoo!
Yeah!
Wolf, that was crazy…
- Crazy awesome!
- Yee-haw! Ha-ha!
[brakes squeal]
It's all you from here. Good luck.
[suspenseful heist music playing]
[Beverly] Stop right there, Creator.
Make me.
Wait a second.
You're a wreck.
You must have overheated
your processing unit.
[sighs] I can't go through with this.
I brought you into this world
in an act of hubris.
As your creator, I'm sorry.
This is the burden of a bright mind
ahead of her time! [sobs]
[Beverly] Actually,
please just wipe me out now.
I seriously can't spend any more time
with you idiots.
Well, that's too bad,
because I created you,
and I take that responsibility seriously.
I can't erase you.
[Beverly] Then what are you going to do?
Beverly, two slices of toast.
Golden brown. [chuckles]
[Beverly buzzes]
Hey! My toast!
[Beverly chimes]
[Snake groans]
All right, guys.
Who's ready for
the candy-bean con of the century?
- [laughter]
- [Beverly chimes] Sweet idiots.
[suspenseful music playing]