The Suite Life on Deck (2008) s02e07 Episode Script

( Theme music playing ) Woman over p.
A.
: Welcome, students, to a new and exciting year at seven seas high.
Thank you, voice! So now that I'm a senior, I don't have to wear those clunky old-people shoes, do I? Oh! - London! - Oh, my gosh! Hello! ( Mumbling ) Starts with a b Bailey.
No no, that's not it.
Um Ooh, got it! Bailey! You remember! Mwah! Mwah! I really missed you.
What did you do during your vacation? Three words: Went shop-ping.
So what did you do? Two words: Plow-ing.
Oh.
But now I'm seconds away from seeing my boyfriend, the most wonderful man in the world! You dumped Cody? About time! Wassup, seven-seaers? I think Cody got taller.
I get to stop slouching! ( Both scream ) Oh! I missed you so much! I got your emails and letters, but How come you never called me? ( Voice cracking ) No reason.
Hey, Mr.
moseby.
I'll be with you in a moment, sir.
Did you hear that? He called me sir! He thinks you're a knight! "My lord!" Oh, your voice changed.
I hope your behavior has too.
Well, we went away boys Came back men.
Oh, good.
Now you can be tried as an adult.
Oh ay oh, oh ay oh come along with me and let's head out to see what this world has for you and for me now whichever way the wind blows - we say - hey-ho, let's go! - oh ay oh - this boat's rocking - oh ay oh - ain't no stopping us now 'cause we're living the suite life - oh ay oh - this boat's rocking - oh ay oh world round whole and we're living the suite life now hey ho! Oh ay oh let's go! N-o! No! But-- but moseby, I'm a senior now! Don't you know what that means? Yes, your father is one year away from buying you a college.
I've asked for a pink one! Ahh! But as a senior here, I should get a bigger room with more closets.
Oh, here's a thought: Own less clothing.
Bite your tongue! Okay, I found these clothes in my classroom supply closet and none of them are mine.
Of course not.
These are pretty.
I used your supply closet for clothing overflow.
And what happened to my classroom supplies? Well, let's just say I found out pencils float; Textbooks don't.
- ( Gasps ) Supplies overboard?Eiller's I have never heard of anything so selfish.
Selfish? Fish swim in schools.
Now they'll have textbooks! Hi, Jenna.
I'm Zack.
I've been assigned to be your welcome buddy.
Oh, how nice.
They didn't say anything about a welcome buddy in the brochure.
I'll bet they didn't mention the welcome hug either.
- No, they-- - welcome - Buddy! - Oh.
I didn't know there were welcome buddies! You bet there are! And that's yours right over there.
Cool! I forgot how much I love these smoothies.
- How's yours? - ( Voice cracking ) Delicious.
You know, my voice doesn't sound that funny.
I'm sorry.
I won't laugh anymore.
Thank you.
Now could you please pass me that straw? ( Laughs ) Hmmm, your definition of "never" must be different than mine.
I can't believe Bailey laughed at me.
Dude, we all laugh at you.
( Voice cracking ) I can't help my voice.
Oh, we're not laughing at your voice.
It's everything else! Well, Bailey happens to like everything else.
But now when I try and get romantic, it never works! Okay, listen to the master.
You see, talking will get you nowhere.
You romance a girl with your eyes.
That's all you need to say.
Zack! There she is now.
Watch and learn.
Hey, Jenna.
Hi.
I'm so glad I found you.
I keep getting lost.
Well, consider me your personal g.
P.
S.
-- "guy who's pretty suave.
" - Oops.
- Hey, Zack! I tried your fake "welcome buddy" thing on that girl and she didn't buy it! Guess I should have picked a dumb one like you told me, huh? Oops.
Oh, buddy? You've got three seconds to live.
One What happened to two and three?! Oh, thank goodness this ship has these handy storage units.
Oh, don't cry, little one.
I'll put you with your sister.
And mommy will come visit you every day, I promise.
Let's go! Oh! Don't worry, clothes, I'll turn on a light! ( Squeals ) What did you want to talk about? Do you have something in your eye? ( Voice cracking ) No.
I'm-- I'm trying to woo you with my eyes.
Look, I don't know how long this relationship is going to last if you're going to giggle every time I speak.
( Deep voice ) Hello, Bailey.
All better.
- ( London screams ) - What was that? I don't know.
Sounds like it came from inside the boat.
London, what happened? There's a barrette stuck to my butt! I think this is woman's work.
Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! I may be large but I'm delicate! I'm gonna knock the curl right out of your hair! Ooh! ( Both screaming ) - Save me! - All: No no no! - Oh, you're crushing me! - Ooh! ( Alarm sounding ) ( Screaming stops ) - ( Motor humming ) - What was that? Does anybody else feel like they're moving? We're on a boat.
We're always moving.
No, this is different.
( All screaming ) ( Horn blows ) One, two, three! All: Help! Help! - Help! - Pan-pan! Pan-pan! Cody, this is no time to start cooking! No, "pan-pan" is a French term used in place of mayday to indicate an urgent situation that poses no immediate danger to the vessel or anyone's life.
Oh, your life is in danger all right.
Hey, let's not blame Cody.
This is Woody's fault.
He hit the button! - London: Yes! - London knocked me into it.
Well, that's because you all crowded into my closet! This is not your closet! Right! It's a floating coffin! Oh, wait wait! My daddy said if I was ever lost, hug a tree! There are no trees! Okay.
Okay, first thing's first.
Plant a tree! Where? The only dirt for I meant everyone put on their life vests.
I'd rather drown than wear this.
You know, when you go under, your mascara will smear.
Ooh! Okay, now I'm sure all of you recall from your seven seas high student manual, each lifeboat is equipped with an x-13 emergency kit containing a generator to keep the lights going, survival equipment and food.
Here it is! Ooh! Ooh! Oh, yeah! Look, man, I'm sure there's not a ton a food.
But we can all share! It's all good, dog! Relax, driftwood, it's a flare gun.
Lock and load! Ah, I think we should read the instructions first.
Cody's right.
This is important.
We do not want to mess this up.
Hello, the ship's getting away! ( All shouting ) You were supposed to fire it up.
Well, how do you know? You haven't read the instructions yet.
Maybe a submarine will see it.
Or a squid that's friends with the coast guard.
Right! See? You know what? I'm sure by now they've realized we're missing and the ship's coming for us.
You know, we can rely on moseby.
- Oh, Mr.
moseby! - Ah, miss tutweiller.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but the boat seems so peaceful and quiet tonight.
Let me put your finger on it.
Zack, Cody, London, Bailey and Woody are nowhere to be found.
Don't worry.
They'll be back Like an annoying toe fungus you can't get rid of.
You use the cream, still comes back.
Get the shot, still comes back.
Then you get an allergic reaction to the shot, and next thing you know you got a rash.
Okay, remind me never to go in the hot tub with you.
Cody, if I have to be cast adrift, I'm so glad it's with you.
I feel the same way, Bailey.
We may be lost at sea, but we're safe in each other's arms.
( All mimic vomiting ) That's it-- I'm gonna swim for it.
How deep do you think it is? Considering we're over the marianas trench, approximately So you're saying even on my tippy-toes, my hair will get wet.
I'm starving.
I have to eat something-- anything! - Whoa! - Ow! - No! - Woody! - Hey! - Give me some of that! - It's mine! - Beef jerky, Turkey jerky Ooh! German-chocolate-cake jerky! Ooh ooh ooh! - That can't be good.
- Don't care.
- Hey, give it! - No no no! - I'm starving! - Hey hey hey hey! Hey, we need order! I'll have a chateaubriand with pommes frites.
No, I mean we need to ration our food.
And who decides that? We need a leader-- a captain.
I nominate Cody.
He knows all about oceans and wind currents, plus the man can wear a cap.
Thank you, Bailey.
Now the first thing we need to do is to figure out the wind direction.
Winds are caused by a balance between buoyancy force and pressure-gradient force.
So according to boyle's law, if the ship is heading this way, - then the wind must be going-- - ( Spits ) It's going towards your face.
Okay, good.
We have a captain; We know what direction we're going in.
And we have cuddly dolphins to keep us company.
Oh, those are sharks! ( All screaming ) ( All screaming ) I hope they're man-eating sharks.
Then they'll leave me alone! Yeah yeah yeah, nice try.
Okay, when attacked by a shark, you're supposed to hit 'em on the nose! Okay! ( Grunting ) - Yeah, get him! - ( Oar breaks ) Uh, one little problem.
His nose is right above the teeth! Ahhh! Ooh! Here, sharky sharky sharky! Don't eat us! Eat these instead! What are you doing? - Hey, it's working.
They're going away.
- See? Yeah, with our jerky in their stomachs! Come back! Okay okay okay.
Don't worry.
Humans can survive up to a week without food.
What's most important is water, and we have a big bottle of it.
Actually I used that bottle to send a note.
You drank all that water yourself? Of course not! I dumped it out so I could use the bottle.
What exactly did this note say? "Help! We're lost and out of water!" ( Horn blowing ) Oh.
No sign of Cody or Bailey.
And I checked the math lab, the biology lab, and the chemistry lab! Oh, well, there's no sign of Zack or Woody either, and I checked the pizza parlor, the ice cream parlor and the doughnut parlor.
You know something? I think we overuse the word parlor.
Never mind that! What about London? She's not in the beauty parlor-- aha! See what I mean? - I hope they're okay.
- Oh.
( Cell phone ringing ) I'm sure that they're fine.
I mean, it's not like they could've just gotten off the boat.
- All right.
- Hello? Uh-huh? Uh-huh? Okay.
They got off the boat! How? That was Kirby.
He said one of the lifeboats is missing.
They must have set themselves adrift! This is awful.
I've lost my two best students and my three worst students.
Do you know what this is going to do to my grading curve? ( Blows raspberry ) Flatline! All the times I said I wanted them to disappear, I didn't really mean it.
And by the way, if you're granting wishes, why couldn't you help a brother out with the height issue? That's good.
Good news, people: The frame is perfect.
We've got ourselves a great sail.
I hope it's of evening wear! You make a brilliant captain.
Yeah, captain goofball.
Since you used the blankets for the sail, now we have to wear this junk! Uh, junk? That coat cost more than your house! All right, does anyone have any food in their pockets? I suggest we pool whatever we have and ration it out.
I have gum, breath mints and cinnamon-flavored dental floss.
- I live for fresh breath.
- She does.
Both: Eww! I'd vomit if I had anything left in my stomach.
All I have is this yo-yo.
And if I eat that, then it'll just come right back up.
Oh, let's see-- I've got keys, some lint, and A slice of bologna! Why do you have bologna in your pocket? Not really sure.
But I'm sure it's safe to eat.
It went through the wash.
All right, I'm going to use the stars to determine our precise location and then sail to safety.
First mate Zack, man the tiller.
What the what? Grab the big stick that steers the boat.
Oh, why didn't you just say so? Now if we set a course to the north, we should hit Japan.
Well, actually, due to the South-pacific subtropical gyre and the coriolis effect, we will reach land sooner if we head due west.
Oh, Cody, sweetie, I don't think the coriolis effect applies here.
Uh, excuse me, what's the coriolis effect? Yeah, and can we eat it? The coriolis force acts in a direction perpendicular to the rotation axis and the velocity of the body in the rotating frame and is proportional to the object in the rotating frame.
We no speak your big smart talk.
I'm the captain, and I say we head due west.
- Jib ho.
- Ahh! No, we should head north.
Jib ho.
( All scream ) I'm from Boston, one of the world's great seafaring ports.
I think I know just a bit more about the ocean than some farm girl from landlocked Kansas.
Jib ho.
All: Whoa! I navigated my way out of a 200-acre corn field using just the stars and the distant smell of cow patties.
You know what? Wake me when this is over.
Jib ho! ( All scream ) My coat! It's dry-clean only! ( All screaming ) Stop! Stop! We need to spread out.
Woody: You also need to help me! - Use the oar! - Oh, right.
Ow! I meant use it to pull me in.
Don't worry, buddy.
Here, grab on! Wait a second.
I-- I can almost reach the cake jerky! - Wait.
- Don't touch it, Bailey! - This is the South pacific! The coriolis-- - hold it! - What? - Hold it.
While Woody's getting the cake, we need to figure out this direction thing.
Cody, what did you get in geography? "A+"! - Bailey? - "A++.
" There's no such thing.
They don't tell you about it unless you earn one.
All: Ho ho! - I'm with Bailey.
- Me too.
How could you side against your own brother? Because one time you told us we could get to Fenway on the train, and we ended up in Canada! This is mutiny.
Mutiny, I say! All in favor of my plan, say aye.
- Aye! - Aye! Aye! I would like to thank the nobel prize committee for awarding me with this prestigious and Smelly award.
Ahh! Ow! Ow! ( All grunting ) - Ahh! - Ooh! Oh, I haven't been this cramped since mom tried to save a buck by sneaking us into the safari park under the backseat.
This isn't cramped.
Cramped is when you fall into the hay baler and spend the next two weeks shaped like a box.
Uh-oh.
Where's London? Mmm! I'll have the continental breakfast-- no butter on my croissant.
Oh, I'm starving.
Let's break out the bologna, mints and gum.
- Yeah.
- I got it right here.
Yeah.
( Sighs ) - Okay, get-- - let me-- - it's gone! - All: What? Why do you assume I took it? You always blame the chubby guy.
No! Don't believe him! He's guilty! Aha! An unmistakable combo of spearmint and bologna.
Wait, this is wrong.
You bet it's wrong! I want my bologna! No, I mean this sail should be facing the other way.
Did you change our course during the night? Well, I-I-I had to do it! It's the only way we're going to find land! So you went behind my back and risked our lives just to prove a point? - Get him! - I haven't risked them; I've saved them! - Oh, yeah? I don't see any land around here.
- ( Waves crashing ) We're doomed.
And I'm starving.
Please, God, don't let us starve.
That was odd.
( All grunting ) Oh, no, we broke the boat! We don't need it.
I was right! Land ho! When you're this close to land, it's not "land ho," it's "land, hi!" Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh! A tree! A tree! Now they'll find us for sure! Just like they found that guy! ( London gasps ) I bet he didn't listen to his girlfriend either.
- Bailey, I-- - don't ever speak to me again.
You know, we're through! No word from the search parties, but Mr.
tipton has redirected the tipton tv satellites - to search for the kids.
- Oh, well, that's good.
Not if you're waiting to see if Liam and Tamara finally get back together on "central hospital.
" Liam is so not right for her.
I know! It's just, I need something to take my mind off the kids, you know? - I'm worried sick.
- Tell me about it.
Although I've been looking through this supply kit, which is identical to the one on the kids' boat, and they should have enough to survive for at least a week.
And this spinach jerky? It's quite tasty.
Aww! Now now, Mr.
moseby.
Don't cry.
I'm not crying, it's just the jerky is spicy! It's okay.
I miss them too.
Oh, I just can't believe it! I mean, really, this should have happened to me, not the-- - ( button clicks ) - ( Alarm sounds ) - ( Air releases ) - Ahhh! Someone really needs to put a safety on those release buttons.
Hey, guys, I found some edible berries.
( All clamoring ) Wait, hey hey! - All: Mmm! - Okay, I had a ring.
Sorry.
Okay, now we just need to find water.
Oh oh oh oh! Found it, found it! What do I win? An all-expense-paid trip to a five-star island resort.
Yay me! Yay! No, I meant water we can drink.
The trick is to find the highest point on the island and below it there may be a freshwater stream.
Wow, Zack, how did you know that? I was the top wilderness scout in my troop.
I got badges for fishing, knot tying, and saving someone's life.
Considering you're the one who pushed me off the pier, I don't think throwing me a life preserver qualifies you as a hero.
That's not what the mayor said when he shook my hand.
Fine.
Mr.
hero here will take care of the water, Bailey will find food, and I'll start roughing out a constitution.
Well, we might be here a long time.
Yeah, thanks to you.
Looks like we're going to have to live off grubs and wild berries for a while.
You know, if we're gonna be here forever, we're eventually going to have to pair up.
Ahhh! She'll get used to the idea.
Hey, Bailey, nice-looking frame.
Hey, thanks, Zack.
Oh, you mean this thing? Wow, I thought bamboo was heavy.
How'd you carry it all? Carrying it was easy.
Cutting down the trees with my bare hands was tough.
Technically bamboo is not a tree; It's a grass.
Technically you're annoying.
Excuse me? Why is my room not ready? Because I'm building it.
And I could use a little help.
I've never heard of a five-star resort where guests are required to construct their own rooms.
What are you talking about? This isn't a five-star resort.
You got downgraded? I'm not surprised.
The service here is terrible.
Until my room is ready, I'll be at the spa.
You do that.
What's going on with London? I think she took me seriously when I told her she'd won a vacation to a five-star island resort.
Come on.
That's out there even for her.
Actually, I think this whole situation is so traumatic for her that in order to cope she's convinced herself that she's staying at a resort and we're all here to wait on her.
Oh, so it's just like usual.
It's all my fault.
I came on too strong.
We've gotta snap her out of it.
No, that could be psychologically worse.
Besides, I'd rather have her happy in her world than complaining in mine.
Good point.
Excuse me, good sir, where are the boutiques? Oh, right this way.
We have some lovely grass skirts, grass shirts, grass pants-- grass is really in this year.
Ooh, "grass-ias!" Cody, pick up that bamboo so we can break it in half.
Okay.
( Birds squawking ) Don't you think Bailey is being unreasonable? No, we all hate you.
Now put it down on that rock.
- She's coming over here.
- Ow! Oh, she was just grabbing some more bamboo.
Ow! - Cody, put the bamboo down! - Okay.
No need to be testy.
No no, more pressure on your side.
Hey, guys, need some help breaking bamboo? - No no no, Woody! - Ahhhh! I hate staying at hotels near the airport.
Penny for your thoughts.
We're gonna die out here.
The worst penny I ever spent.
I'm never gonna get married.
I'm never gonna have children! Please, you're in your mid-30s, not dating-- it wasn't gonna happen anyway.
Oh, yeah? Well, good luck getting a date wearing those stupid shorts and knee socks! Okay, all right! Bickering is going to get us nowhere.
We are nowhere! - And it's all your fault! - All right, just calm down! Look, we both work on the ship.
- And my job is very important.
- Ahh! And so I am sure that the crew has noticed my absence and they're working feverishly to rescue us.
- ( Music playing ) - All: Whoo! Yeah! Hey hey hey hey hey! Has anybody seen Mr.
moseby? All: No! Then party on! - Whooo! - Yeah! What are you doing? I'm arranging the sand to make an ergonomically- correct bed.
It will support my lumbar without stressing my sciatic nerve.
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't want your back to get an owie.
Oh oh, and don't worry about me.
I just got beaten by bamboo and slammed into that Mountain.
Your body may be broken but at least your heart is whole.
I miss Bailey.
Here we go.
Just tell her the three words every woman wants to hear: "I was wrong.
" So I should apologize for saving her life? Yes.
Okay.
Hey hey, dude! Not right now.
I mean, she's probably fast asleep.
I built her a really comfy bed.
You-- you built my girlfriend a bed? It was the least I could do.
She wove me a basket.
I'm gonna talk to her.
I'm tired.
London wanted to ride a horsie on the beach.
My back is killing me! Yeah, whatever, seabiscuit.
Did you see Bailey? - Yeah.
- Did she say anything about me? Yeah, but my mommy says I'm not supposed to use words like that.
This is awesome.
Cool! Let me try! Ho ho! Ow ow! You're stepping on my stomach! Ahh! Sorry about that.
- Ooh! - Sorry.
And there we go! Please tell me that diet of grubs and seaweed doesn't make you gassy! Guess we'll find out.
Well, at least you sleep with your clothes on.
( Grunts ) Bet you wish you were in a comfy cozy sand bed like me.
( Both laughing ) Wow, first time your bed got wet and it wasn't your fault! Your fashion magazines, madam.
And look, you're on the cover.
Ooh, yeah me! Ooh, look, perfume samples! Could you have a word with this lazy maid? She didn't turn down my bed last night.
And you forgot to put a mint on my pillow.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here's your mint.
( Crunching ) Mmm! Crunchy.
And I love the squirty center.
It's, like, dancing on my tongue.
Hi, Bailey.
I brought us some edible tree bark.
You know, it's not that bad.
And you barely notice the tongue splinters.
What are we, termites? Fear not, castaways! Tonight we eat like kings! All hail sir Zack! Zack, you are so awesome! If I had to be stranded on a desert island with someone, I am so glad it's you! Zack, this fish is delish! Are you sure you don't want some, Cody? No.
I don't need you to catch my food for me.
I'm going to catch a tastier fish-- one that has a lower Mercury content.
Wait, what are the symptoms of Mercury poisoning? It causes bad skin, profuse sweating, weird behavior and muscle weakness.
I won't even notice! Ow ow ow ow ow! Jellyfish! Jellyfish! Come here! Come here! Hey hey hey! It's not a jellyfish! It's a teeny crab! Ahhh! A teeny crab! A teeny crab! - Get it off, get it off! - There! - Ow! - There.
I hate you! This is what happens when a teeny crab bites a big crab! Ahh! Now doesn't my pocket hanky make the perfect sail? Once the wind picks up, we'll be slicing through the waves.
Yep, we're really moving now.
Maybe we should use the emergency blankets for a sail instead of a snot rag! Snot rag? This is a prince of wales replica hanky! It came with a picture of him waving it angrily at Churchill! "I'll get you!" Meanwhile, maybe we should set a course to the north! Ah, I beg to differ.
Due to the South-pacific subtropical gyre and the coriolis effect, we should sail due west.
( Laughs ) I don't thing the coriolis effect applies here.
( Laughs ) Ho! Please, Emma.
I have been at sea longer than you.
Well, Marion, I happen to teach geography, and for three months I was the weather girl at w.
I.
M.
P.
, where northeast Vermont turns for news.
Teaching and telling 10 people it's going to snow again-- that doesn't qualify you to make a life-or-death decision.
Right.
Not like you with your vast experience dancing with old women and refereeing shuffleboard matches.
Ahh! The rules of shuffleboard happen to be very complex.
- You know, just get over there! - You get over! - Leave me alone! - Leave you alone! ( Thunder crashes ) ( Both scream ) I predict rain.
Stay tuned for porky Peterson with sports.
Cody? Cody? Go away.
Dude, what are you doing? Testing my trap.
It works.
Dude, don't worry about trapping anything.
I got dinner covered.
Of course you've got dinner covered And breakfast, and you build huts and find water and make beds! Man, what's next? A bowling alley? That was supposed to be a surprise.
No wonder Bailey's falling for you.
What? Don't play innocent with me.
I saw you guys being romantic together-- laughing, hugging, gutting fish.
So you're suggesting that I have something going on with Bailey? Yes.
You've been making me look bad every chance you get.
Dude, you're doing that all on your own.
And I would never go after your ex-girlfriend.
There are rules about those things.
I'd wait the standard three months.
You know what, do whatever you want.
The point is, you're gonna end up with Bailey, London's probably gonna fall for Woody, and I'm gonna end up all alone with skully.
Who's skully? Her! At least I hope it's a her! Dude, you're not going to end up with a skeleton.
And you can get Bailey back.
How? For one thing, stop trying to be me.
Bailey did not fall in love with you because you're some suave, manly, athletic outdoors type.
Thanks.
I feel so much better now.
She fell in love with you because you're one of those sensitive brainiac guys.
She did use to call me her little egghead.
Wow, that's love, humpty-dumpty.
Try to impress her with the one muscle that you have-- right here.
Well, technically the brain is a complex system - of protoplasmic fibers-- - ahem! I see what you mean.
Thanks, Zack.
No problem.
- ( Trap crunching ) - Ahh! Coming.
Ooh, not too short, Felipe! I like it flouncy.
Please, would you tell Picasso how to paint? Of course not.
My Butler deals with the workmen.
So can you believe what's going on with that frumpy country maid and that scrawny blonde busboy? I don't like to gossip, but girl, the whole island's talking about it! Ahhh! Talking about what? Both: Nothing.
Ooh, time for my pedicure! That was drinking water that I carried three Miles through a colony of fire ants! Ooh, someone's angling for a bigger tip.
Here's a couple of clams.
Guys, come quick! Cody wants us all down at the cove right now.
I can't go down there! My nails are wet.
Felipe, get my horsie.
( Banging coconut shells ) Whoa, diablo! Good horsie.
Cody, what are you doing? He's made wings.
Ooh, do they come with bleu-cheese dip? Not those kind of wings.
I've constructed a human-powered ornithopter.
Wait, this resort has a dinosaur ride? Yes.
Yes, it does.
Don't take that sarcastic tone with me, diablo.
See those cumulus clouds? They indicate thermals.
If I can catch one, I should get the lift required to soar for Miles.
I'll navigate my way back to civilization and bring help.
Cody, there's no way you can do that.
Yes, I can.
Finally my sparrowlike bones will be an asset.
It's too dangerous.
- He's got a helmet.
- Ehh! Bailey: It's working! It didn't work.
All: Cody? I broke my coconut.
I'm such a loser.
No, you're not.
That is the bravest and most daring thing I've ever seen any man do.
You may have wings, but you're not chicken.
Oh, Bailey, does this mean you forgive me? Only if you forgive me! No, you had every right to be mad.
I should have listened to you.
I shouldn't have gone against the group.
Well, you did land us safely on this island.
And I'm sure you'll come up with another idea to help us.
No.
I think I'm just full of hot air.
Wait a minute! I just thought of another way to get us off this island.
I'll bring the first-aid kit.
So how exactly is a balloon made of London's clothes going to fly? This crank starts the battery which powers the fan which blows hot air into the balloon, thus creating a density differential, lifting the basket and carrying us to safety.
Or certain death.
Ooh ooh! Hot-air ballooning.
This place has everything! I think I'll wear my red sundress.
Uh, I think I'd just go with what you're wearing.
Well, the basket's ready.
Everyone hop in.
Ooh, does this balloon have first class? Right this way.
Ooh, I want a window seat! They're all window seats.
So when this puppy takes off, which way are we headed? - West.
- North.
Uh, I mean north.
Cody, I'd go in any direction with you.
But north is right.
I'd never argue with my little compass of love.
( Giggles ) That's it-- I'm swimming.
Come on! - Ready? - London: Set? Go! - Keep your hand-- it's rising.
- Got it! London: Yay! Ooh, we're up so high, those people look like ants down there! We're still on the ground.
Those are ants! Hi, ants! This is gonna work! - ( All hooting ) - Bailey: It's working! - Yay! - ( Balloon thudding ) - Whoa! - We're gonna be saved! Both: 29 bottles of anything that'll rehydrate us on the wall, - 29-- - ( Clearing throat ) I must really miss London because that cloud looks like a balloon made of her clothing! Hi! And I must really miss the kids because it looks like they're in a basket beneath that cloud.
Both: 28 bottles of anything that'll rehydrate us - on the wall - Haa! ( All applauding ) Oh, we made it.
We're home! All those years of butter churning finally paid off! Zack, you can open your eyes now.
We're alive? I can't believe this floating bucket of death actually worked! I never doubted you, bro! Wee! I missed you all! Buffet! Oh! Thank goodness we're off that miserable little piece of sand.
Wait a minute.
The whole time you knew it wasn't a resort? And you did all that just to get out of doing work? Bingo.
You know, that girl is a lot smarter than we give her credit for.
Then again, she did eat a bug.
By the way, here's your bug back.
I can't believe she's mad.
I mean, you'd think she'd be grateful to me for saving her from a watery grave, but no! You're not gonna believe this, but I think the kids were on this island and they were rescued.
How do you know? "Dear management, I'm leaving this resort and never returning.
The service was awful, although the mints were delicious.
" Don't you think it was our London? Yes, I'm positive.
She spelled mints "m-I-n-z.
" So I guess we're stuck here.
Oh, well, don't you worry, Emma.
I was a wilderness scout troop leader.
Stick with me and you'll be safe.
- ( Trap crunches ) - Oooh! Uh, a little help? Let's see-- no.
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