Smiling Friends (2020) s02e08 Episode Script
Pim Finally Turns Green
1
Alright, we did it.
It's beautiful.
I--I might actually cry.
If I cry, you guys need to look
away.
Ew, that snowman's rotten.
You know what, I like that
"Rotten" the snowman.
You guys didn't even try.
He's ugly.
Yeah, that's why it's funny.
That's the joke.
It's just stupid idiot humor.
I know, I mean I saw, Glep
laugh.
I--I guess both Glep and I are
idiots.
Yeah.
What are you guys doing out
here?
Oh, we're just out here
making the worst snowman ever.
Oh, you should have told me.
I love building snowmen.
You can still add
something if you want to.
Hmm, let's see.
Oh, what about a beautiful,
daffodil to complete
this lovely snowman?
Uh, yeah. I mean, you know,
it doesn't really match the
whole theme we had going on,
but, you know, it's
the worst that he could--
Oh, I'm so..
Oh my god!
What's going on?
What is this?
Charlie, what happened?
I--I don't know. I guess
Rotten snowman came to life.
What is life?
Uh, that's kind of--
that's kind of hard to answer.
I guess life is just what you're
experiencing right now.
You're alive.
Wow. I'm alive?
What's all the commotion out
here, boys?
The snowman came to life.
There must have been some magic
in that old daffodil I found.
You mean the daffodils that
grow out of my nuclear waste?
Oh, I must have missed that.
Living snowman, huh?
Alright, I know how to fix this.
Whoa, hey! Mr Boss man.
Wait, we'll take care of him.
Really? Oh, okay.
Well, I'm gonna go to the moon
in my nuclear rocket boots.
See ya, boys.
God, he's funny, man. Wow.
He's--
The Boss is the funniest
guy that I know.
I think I can say-- you know
what I mean?
Yeah, no, I know.
I think I can say that now.
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
I think he should do stand-up,
you know what I'm saying?
Probably not
stand-up, but no, he is funny.
Yeah, probably stand-up, yeah.
No, it's just-- it's harder.
It's just different,
yeah.
Yeah, it's a
different arena.
Yeah.
So what does one do when they're
alive?
I don't know.
You just, like,
do stuff to kill time, I guess.
Stuff!
I wanna do this stuff!
We'd be happy to show you.
Life is full of wonderful joys
and pleasures for you to enjoy.
Ooh! I'd love that!
Uh, I was actually just about
to go home and celebrate
a Winter-een-mas.
Yeah, sorry. Glep and
I were going to do karaoke.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what about Rotten the
snowman?
I don't know, man. You're
the one who brought him to life.
Looks like it's just you and me,
Rotten.
Yippee!
Wow! Being alive really is
splendid, Pim.
Uh, yeah. Oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, what fun.
What do you want to do next?
Ooh! That place
looks fun!
I wanna go there!
The beach?
Uh, I'm not sure that's
a good idea, Rotten.
Really? Why not?
Well, you're a snowman and
it's kind of hot at the beach.
Sounds great!
Let's go!
Well, if you're hot, you'll
melt.
Melt?
Yeah, you know, you'll stop
being alive.
And we don't want that to
happen.
What? Life can end!
Yeah, but, I mean,
it happens to everything.
Nothing lives forever.
Hey, whoa, whoa,
it's okay.
It's okay, Mr. Rotton.
Pim, what did you do?
Well, I accidentally told him
what death was
and he started freaking out.
You brought a snowman to life
only to teach him he's
gonna die someday?
You might be a psychopath, Pim.
Well, maybe I didn't explain
death right.
If only we had someone
who was really good at that.
Does your uncle still
know
Yep. Yep, he do--Oh, yes, he
does.
I am--I am ten steps ahead of
you, Pim.
Uh, hey there, Rotton.
How's it going, man?
So, Pim here tells me
he might have freaked you
out a little bit.
by explaining the horrifying
concept of death to you.
Um-- But don't worry,
because we have the perfect
person here to explain to you
how death is nothing
to be afraid of.
Hey, Rotten. It's me, man.
It's Bill Nye, the
uh-- science guy, man.
And I got a little song about
life
and death that I think
might end your worries, man.
Listen.
Noohoh
Oh, baby.
What do we do now?
I don't know, man. I don't know.
I'm still processing the fact
that Bill Nye,
the freaking science guy,
just passed on, and we saw it.
I--I was, like, the biggest fan
of his show.
I knew the theme song "Bill
Nye--
Yeah, I could-- I'm not gonna do
it, but, yeah,
I'm like a mega fan, so that was
hard to watch.
I can't take that screaming
anymore.
That abomination is scaring away
Smiling Friends clients,
so you better do something about
him.
Or so freaking help me, dude.
I will!
No, please, Mr. Boss, don't.
If he doesn't want
to melt, why don't you just
take him somewhere
where it's cold all the time?
You know Allan, You--you're
not just a pretty face, man.
You know, you also got some
brains up there,
did you know that?
Yeah, well, who do you think
built the Boss's rocket boots?
Oh, you did that, Allan?
Hold on, back it up.
Mr. Boss, is that true?
Yep, that was all Allan.
It's true. I built them.
You built the rocket boots
that the Boss flew on?
That was me.
Okay, in that case,
we are absolutely
gonna take this snowman
to a cold place.
He won't melt.
Mr. boss, you're having the
time of your life back there.
I don't know.
I love my boys.
I love all you guys.
I love--I love you too.
This is great.
This is a great day to be
at Smiling Friend.
This is a fun energy,
I like this place.
Oh, my God.
Oh, stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna puke.
I'm gonna puke.
Yeah, right here is
fine anyways.
Hey, Rotten?
You can live here forever.
The snow never melts.
Wait, really?
Forever?
Yeah, it'd be like a million
years or something,
so basically forever.
Basically?
Oh, no, Charlie.
Dude let's get the fuck out
of here.
I hope Rotten doing alright.
We've done all we can do
to help him, man.
I'm sure he's living a
very happy life
on top of the mountain.
Yo.
Do you know this guy?
- Uh, yeah? - Yeah?
Yeah?
Is--Is there a problem?
I wasn't talking to you.
And yeah, there is a problem.
Did you trespass and leave
this guy on my property?
Oh, we didn't know
it was your property.
We just thought it
was like a public mountain.
Yeah, well,
it is my property.
This guy's been going nuts.
He freaked out my kids.
My wife is in hysterics.
She doesn't know what
the hell is going on.
I had to take the day
off work to bring him back.
- Okay, well,
I'm sorry. - Okay.
Didn't know,
were sorry, dude.
If I see you again
on my property,
I'm beating your ass.
Hard!
- Well, okay,
okay, rude.
Huh? What's up?
Yeah, that's what
I thought.
Fucking pussy.
I would have, I would have hit
him.
I was about to hit him so hard,
but my arm is
so freaking sore
from the gym or whatever.
Like, I almost like laid him out
but I didn't want to let, Yeah.
Oh, God! I'm melting.
Oh, God. Am I dying?
Is this it?
Yeah, I think so.
Charlie, what do we do?
Pim, it's a snowman, dude. It's
probably time to let him go.
I can't. He's my friend.
I never thought about that.
Oh, that's a great idea, Glep.
Yeah.
As long as you're in our
freezer,
you'll live forever.
Forever?
- Oh, yeah. - Forever.
Forever and ever.
- Whoo! - Okay, good.
All right. See you, Rotten.
If you need anything,
just let us know.
Can do.
Bye, guys.
Oh, hi, Rotten.
I'm just grabbing some ice.
How's living forever going?
Well, I'm not dead, but
I'm not really living either.
I mean, Pim,
how do you do it?
Well, I don't know.
Sometimes, life can be scary,
but that's
also what makes it exciting.
Come on, Pim. Let's go to the
beach.
All right. I'm gonna
go, Rotten. See you around.
Wait!
Hey, hey, go long.
Hey, Rotten, pass me a cold one,
brother.
There you go, Charlie.
Oh, boy, this is so much fun.
You know, coming out here
has really made all my worries
melt away.
Did you see what I did with
melt?
Get it? Everybody?
Oops, sorry.
No!
We can fix it.
We can put you back together.
Pim.
Wait.
What?
I've lived a good,
long life.
I'll just take you back to the
freezer.
It's okay.
I love you, Pim.
I love you, too, Rotten.
He had a good life, Pim.
Hey, guys!
Over here!
I'm the ocean now!
That's incredible!
Whoa! Go, Mr. Boss!
Merry Christmas, boys!
That was six months ago,
Mr. Boss, but we still love you!
Holy smokes!
That's Bill Nye's ghost!
I fucking love science!
God, the boss is funny.
I'll tell you something.
He really is funny.
He really should do stand-up.
And I love Bill Nye's
ghost, and that's awesome.
And Allan built the
rocket shoes and Pim,
you made that snowman
come to life with the flower.
Wow, I just love my friends,
and I love my God,
and I love my country.
And God bless America, I guess.
What else can you say.
So, is Rotten like
the entire ocean now, or?
I guess I don't know how that
works.
Yeah, I don't know what that
means.
Is it the whole ocean or
just that wave?
Do you know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean.
I was thinking about
that a second.
I don't know. Is it like, is he
just this wave?
Is he does he have a
conscience, is he the planet?
Yeah.
I--I don't know Its scary.
Charlie, he destroyed that ship.
I saw it, dude.
Okay, now he's coming in our
direction.
We need to leave!
Alright, we did it.
It's beautiful.
I--I might actually cry.
If I cry, you guys need to look
away.
Ew, that snowman's rotten.
You know what, I like that
"Rotten" the snowman.
You guys didn't even try.
He's ugly.
Yeah, that's why it's funny.
That's the joke.
It's just stupid idiot humor.
I know, I mean I saw, Glep
laugh.
I--I guess both Glep and I are
idiots.
Yeah.
What are you guys doing out
here?
Oh, we're just out here
making the worst snowman ever.
Oh, you should have told me.
I love building snowmen.
You can still add
something if you want to.
Hmm, let's see.
Oh, what about a beautiful,
daffodil to complete
this lovely snowman?
Uh, yeah. I mean, you know,
it doesn't really match the
whole theme we had going on,
but, you know, it's
the worst that he could--
Oh, I'm so..
Oh my god!
What's going on?
What is this?
Charlie, what happened?
I--I don't know. I guess
Rotten snowman came to life.
What is life?
Uh, that's kind of--
that's kind of hard to answer.
I guess life is just what you're
experiencing right now.
You're alive.
Wow. I'm alive?
What's all the commotion out
here, boys?
The snowman came to life.
There must have been some magic
in that old daffodil I found.
You mean the daffodils that
grow out of my nuclear waste?
Oh, I must have missed that.
Living snowman, huh?
Alright, I know how to fix this.
Whoa, hey! Mr Boss man.
Wait, we'll take care of him.
Really? Oh, okay.
Well, I'm gonna go to the moon
in my nuclear rocket boots.
See ya, boys.
God, he's funny, man. Wow.
He's--
The Boss is the funniest
guy that I know.
I think I can say-- you know
what I mean?
Yeah, no, I know.
I think I can say that now.
Yeah, he's a funny guy.
I think he should do stand-up,
you know what I'm saying?
Probably not
stand-up, but no, he is funny.
Yeah, probably stand-up, yeah.
No, it's just-- it's harder.
It's just different,
yeah.
Yeah, it's a
different arena.
Yeah.
So what does one do when they're
alive?
I don't know.
You just, like,
do stuff to kill time, I guess.
Stuff!
I wanna do this stuff!
We'd be happy to show you.
Life is full of wonderful joys
and pleasures for you to enjoy.
Ooh! I'd love that!
Uh, I was actually just about
to go home and celebrate
a Winter-een-mas.
Yeah, sorry. Glep and
I were going to do karaoke.
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what about Rotten the
snowman?
I don't know, man. You're
the one who brought him to life.
Looks like it's just you and me,
Rotten.
Yippee!
Wow! Being alive really is
splendid, Pim.
Uh, yeah. Oh, my,
oh, my, oh, my, what fun.
What do you want to do next?
Ooh! That place
looks fun!
I wanna go there!
The beach?
Uh, I'm not sure that's
a good idea, Rotten.
Really? Why not?
Well, you're a snowman and
it's kind of hot at the beach.
Sounds great!
Let's go!
Well, if you're hot, you'll
melt.
Melt?
Yeah, you know, you'll stop
being alive.
And we don't want that to
happen.
What? Life can end!
Yeah, but, I mean,
it happens to everything.
Nothing lives forever.
Hey, whoa, whoa,
it's okay.
It's okay, Mr. Rotton.
Pim, what did you do?
Well, I accidentally told him
what death was
and he started freaking out.
You brought a snowman to life
only to teach him he's
gonna die someday?
You might be a psychopath, Pim.
Well, maybe I didn't explain
death right.
If only we had someone
who was really good at that.
Does your uncle still
know
Yep. Yep, he do--Oh, yes, he
does.
I am--I am ten steps ahead of
you, Pim.
Uh, hey there, Rotton.
How's it going, man?
So, Pim here tells me
he might have freaked you
out a little bit.
by explaining the horrifying
concept of death to you.
Um-- But don't worry,
because we have the perfect
person here to explain to you
how death is nothing
to be afraid of.
Hey, Rotten. It's me, man.
It's Bill Nye, the
uh-- science guy, man.
And I got a little song about
life
and death that I think
might end your worries, man.
Listen.
Noohoh
Oh, baby.
What do we do now?
I don't know, man. I don't know.
I'm still processing the fact
that Bill Nye,
the freaking science guy,
just passed on, and we saw it.
I--I was, like, the biggest fan
of his show.
I knew the theme song "Bill
Nye--
Yeah, I could-- I'm not gonna do
it, but, yeah,
I'm like a mega fan, so that was
hard to watch.
I can't take that screaming
anymore.
That abomination is scaring away
Smiling Friends clients,
so you better do something about
him.
Or so freaking help me, dude.
I will!
No, please, Mr. Boss, don't.
If he doesn't want
to melt, why don't you just
take him somewhere
where it's cold all the time?
You know Allan, You--you're
not just a pretty face, man.
You know, you also got some
brains up there,
did you know that?
Yeah, well, who do you think
built the Boss's rocket boots?
Oh, you did that, Allan?
Hold on, back it up.
Mr. Boss, is that true?
Yep, that was all Allan.
It's true. I built them.
You built the rocket boots
that the Boss flew on?
That was me.
Okay, in that case,
we are absolutely
gonna take this snowman
to a cold place.
He won't melt.
Mr. boss, you're having the
time of your life back there.
I don't know.
I love my boys.
I love all you guys.
I love--I love you too.
This is great.
This is a great day to be
at Smiling Friend.
This is a fun energy,
I like this place.
Oh, my God.
Oh, stop, stop, stop.
I'm gonna puke.
I'm gonna puke.
Yeah, right here is
fine anyways.
Hey, Rotten?
You can live here forever.
The snow never melts.
Wait, really?
Forever?
Yeah, it'd be like a million
years or something,
so basically forever.
Basically?
Oh, no, Charlie.
Dude let's get the fuck out
of here.
I hope Rotten doing alright.
We've done all we can do
to help him, man.
I'm sure he's living a
very happy life
on top of the mountain.
Yo.
Do you know this guy?
- Uh, yeah? - Yeah?
Yeah?
Is--Is there a problem?
I wasn't talking to you.
And yeah, there is a problem.
Did you trespass and leave
this guy on my property?
Oh, we didn't know
it was your property.
We just thought it
was like a public mountain.
Yeah, well,
it is my property.
This guy's been going nuts.
He freaked out my kids.
My wife is in hysterics.
She doesn't know what
the hell is going on.
I had to take the day
off work to bring him back.
- Okay, well,
I'm sorry. - Okay.
Didn't know,
were sorry, dude.
If I see you again
on my property,
I'm beating your ass.
Hard!
- Well, okay,
okay, rude.
Huh? What's up?
Yeah, that's what
I thought.
Fucking pussy.
I would have, I would have hit
him.
I was about to hit him so hard,
but my arm is
so freaking sore
from the gym or whatever.
Like, I almost like laid him out
but I didn't want to let, Yeah.
Oh, God! I'm melting.
Oh, God. Am I dying?
Is this it?
Yeah, I think so.
Charlie, what do we do?
Pim, it's a snowman, dude. It's
probably time to let him go.
I can't. He's my friend.
I never thought about that.
Oh, that's a great idea, Glep.
Yeah.
As long as you're in our
freezer,
you'll live forever.
Forever?
- Oh, yeah. - Forever.
Forever and ever.
- Whoo! - Okay, good.
All right. See you, Rotten.
If you need anything,
just let us know.
Can do.
Bye, guys.
Oh, hi, Rotten.
I'm just grabbing some ice.
How's living forever going?
Well, I'm not dead, but
I'm not really living either.
I mean, Pim,
how do you do it?
Well, I don't know.
Sometimes, life can be scary,
but that's
also what makes it exciting.
Come on, Pim. Let's go to the
beach.
All right. I'm gonna
go, Rotten. See you around.
Wait!
Hey, hey, go long.
Hey, Rotten, pass me a cold one,
brother.
There you go, Charlie.
Oh, boy, this is so much fun.
You know, coming out here
has really made all my worries
melt away.
Did you see what I did with
melt?
Get it? Everybody?
Oops, sorry.
No!
We can fix it.
We can put you back together.
Pim.
Wait.
What?
I've lived a good,
long life.
I'll just take you back to the
freezer.
It's okay.
I love you, Pim.
I love you, too, Rotten.
He had a good life, Pim.
Hey, guys!
Over here!
I'm the ocean now!
That's incredible!
Whoa! Go, Mr. Boss!
Merry Christmas, boys!
That was six months ago,
Mr. Boss, but we still love you!
Holy smokes!
That's Bill Nye's ghost!
I fucking love science!
God, the boss is funny.
I'll tell you something.
He really is funny.
He really should do stand-up.
And I love Bill Nye's
ghost, and that's awesome.
And Allan built the
rocket shoes and Pim,
you made that snowman
come to life with the flower.
Wow, I just love my friends,
and I love my God,
and I love my country.
And God bless America, I guess.
What else can you say.
So, is Rotten like
the entire ocean now, or?
I guess I don't know how that
works.
Yeah, I don't know what that
means.
Is it the whole ocean or
just that wave?
Do you know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean.
I was thinking about
that a second.
I don't know. Is it like, is he
just this wave?
Is he does he have a
conscience, is he the planet?
Yeah.
I--I don't know Its scary.
Charlie, he destroyed that ship.
I saw it, dude.
Okay, now he's coming in our
direction.
We need to leave!