Bros (2024) s02e09 Episode Script

Shit. 500,000 shekels.
Even if I had that kind of money banked,
48 hours isn't enough.
Be grateful you came out of there alive.
With your mumbling, I didn't believe
we'd get out of there at all.
Sure. Like you were being
so assertive, buddy.
Oh, come on.
You said you'd do all the talking, right?
Don't you know you're supposed to open it
with something that, like, breaks the ice?
So the man knows
you're a friend and not a threat?
You approach it with an air of calm,
maybe bring a joke.
And I'm not sure about what,
uh, drugs or women.
Whatever breaks this guy's ice.
Shut up then, if you don't know.
Forget it. What do we do?
500,000 shekels. We gotta get serious.
[intriguing music playing]
So Beitar is playing in the finals today
in Ramat Gan Stadium.
It's the State Cup finals. There'll be
a crowd of 50,000 people there.
We'll park the Fish Kebab truck.
We'll set it up outside.
People show up
six hours before the game starts.
They're pumped up
and desperate to let off steam.
We'll sell fish kebab in a pita,
then offer them something "more," mm?
Come on, this is our crowd.
[tuts] You realize
how tight security will be?
You're hoping a few random stoners
might buy our stuff?
We've got bricks of hash.
Even if we manage to sell some of it,
we still won't be anywhere close
to what we need.
Oh man, this is really good shit.
Right?
Okay, but what if we do it more like this?
If we made joints individually,
how much could we charge for one?
One of these? Minimum 20 shekels.
Well?
Let's do the math.
Half a million shekels
divided by… 20 shekels.
-Divide it by two. Mm.
-[music fades]
No, not two.
You're selling every joint for 20 shekels.
No, but I'm simplifying.
Okay, simplify. How much money is that?
Mm, probably 25.
Pretty good!
[inhales deeply]
250 joints? That's it?
No, 25,000.
Oh.
Not a huge difference.
Uh… Huh?
Look, there'll be 25,000 people there.
And Beitar definitely brings in
more fans than Haifa, right?
Yeah, but they don't all smoke weed.
You know, you've also got,
um… regular people and, uh, kids.
-Cops. There's cops. Cops!
-[intriguing music playing]
The hell are you saying?
Man, do you have any idea
how many cops will be there?
Then let's go right back to the source.
What do you mean, "source"?
A dealer.
We'll bring all the stuff
and give it to him.
[music fades]
He'll take a bit of a cut of the profit,
but, hey, I bet those guys go around
with a bunch of cash, right?
You mean we should go see the sculptor?
Yes! Yeah, yeah.
Let's find that sculptor of yours, yeah!
Call her now. Tell her we're coming over.
[opening theme music playing]
BROS
[music fades]
[uneasy music playing]
There's nothing here.
This is the fifth time I'm telling you.
Impossible.
Come see for yourself.
Two days ago,
he said it was in the usual spot.
There's no way! If it was cops,
they would have taken us in.
Well, he lied.
That motherfucker.
No one can hide this much product.
We'll find it.
[music fades]
-Alma.
-Izhar, please don't talk to me, okay?
Wait, wait, wait, listen.
You're not giving me a chance to explain.
I'm carrying this weight around
like I'm a… stalker.
You're close.
You're right.
But I'm just feeling, uh, really, um…
confused and… weak lately.
So you're making excuses now?
I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
What can I say?
Sorry.
I'm not like that.
Your husband has every right to be… mad.
Like, if I were in his place,
I'd be inclined to get
a little violent and punch a guy too.
Or… a headbutt
or, uh, whatever he calls it.
That was Pini?
[chuckles softly]
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Um, but wait, what…
Well, what did you say?
Why are you even speaking at all?
I never looked for him.
He… Even after he…
did this, I told him it was all right,
that I completely get it.
I didn't press charges.
[sighs] I know I made a mistake.
It's just I explained that, uh,
we were together for two years.
Um, at that age,
well, you were very…
very important--
Stay away from our family, Izhar.
[intriguing music playing]
[Pini, quietly] Why do you call her
"the sculptor"? [chuckles]
Aaron could do this,
and he still shits his pants.
Seriously, this stuff is bad! [snickering]
[Nisso, quietly] Listen, we need her,
so shut the fuck up.
-Hmm?
-Pini, you're stoned off your ass.
Let me do the talking.
[Pini] This stuff is so beautiful.
You make them, right?
What… what's that? It's…
it's for beer, right? Like, for a pint?
It's a vase.
It doesn't look like a vase.
Uh, all right, well, um…
Shh, don't distract her.
We're doing business here.
-Stop confusing her.
-Yeah.
I'd use it for beer.
Although, you could use it
with short-stemmed flowers, I suppose.
I… I'm sure it'll look nicer
once it's painted too.
Come on, shut it already.
Please ignore him.
He's really stoned.
Okay, tell me. How's the product, hmm?
How much have you got?
Do you have any other bricks?
We're the brick masters.
What?
Come on, speak clearly.
You're not sharp now.
He hasn't been all that sharp lately.
We have two.
-Like, um, this huge.
-Mm-hmm.
Suitcases?
-Duffle bags.
-Hmm.
So how did you come by this shit?
It looks like it's from… [sniffing]
Forget it, who cares. Never mind.
But tell me this.
Whenever you come here,
you barely buy a gram, Nisso.
You on the run or something?
Let's say the occasion presented itself.
-We fell into a good thing.
-[both chuckling]
What the fuck does that even mean?
Are you two being straight here?
[music fades]
You know me, right?
What, you want us to reveal
the, uh, thing?
Why don't we just say
that we're people who work for people.
Who work for other people.
That… that work for people.
Yeah.
Really?
Okay. And what's your price for all this?
How much do you usually sell me
one and a half grams for?
-I think it's, uh…
-[awkward music playing]
Buy it for the price you sell it.
Oh yeah? How's that fair?
You know, if you buy
all the product from us,
I'll buy all the, um, mugs that…
uh, the… the short-flower vases,
because the ashtray
doesn't do it for me at all.
-He's starting to piss me off.
-He's clueless.
-He doesn't know anything about art.
-[mumbles]
So, how much per kilo, then?
Hold on.
There you go. Would you buy that?
Of course he would. You'd buy it.
Go on, tell her you'd buy it.
Mm-hmm.
-It's not my style, really.
-[sighs]
Look at it.
It's like someone spilled paint on it.
Sorry, I can't lie about art.
Then fuck off. Leave.
Take your friend with his horrible shirt
and get out of here.
-This shirt is Nisso's!
-No, please ignore him. He's high.
Look at him, he's stoned,
and he doesn't appreciate art.
But I do. I'm telling you
that it's… it's beautiful, the vase.
It's gorgeous! You've got a gift.
Your pottery is amazing.
This one, the ashtray,
plus all the vases, too, and the peacock!
-It's a crane!
-A crane! Look! Wow! Wow!
What "wow"? Where's the crane?
How do you see a crane?
Look at that belly. It looks like a hippo.
She said it's a crane.
Look at it. It's a crane!
It's beautiful. Everything you do,
come on, it's amazing.
You have a unique touch.
It's like it's all natural.
I mean, a blind man could see that.
[sighs] Okay, anyway, how much…
how much per kilo?
Forget it. No way I'm paying that.
Yeah, I hear you.
You have to see a profit, yeah.
So your bottom line, then?
How much? 12,000?
I think more like eight.
Eleven.
Ten.
-Yeah, that's in the middle.
-What side are you on, man?
-Stop interfering.
-I'm in the middle.
Enough. Ten. Done deal. Okay?
[cell phone buzzing]
[sighs]
Don't answer her.
-[buzzing stops]
-[sighs]
Call her.
Don't get involved, Nisso.
I knew you were a douchebag. Jerk!
Come on, Nisso, get out him of my sight.
We'll talk. Meeting's over now.
Sure, one little thing.
We're gonna need the money,
uh, within 24 hours.
Why 24 hours?
-I don't know.
-You don't know?
-[sighs]
-Come on, what are we even doing here?
Crane-shmane. Let's leave right now.
Shut up, already. Give her a second.
Any chance you could?
I'll check, okay?
I'll do my best,
then I guess we'll see, all right?
Just trust us.
This stuff is fucking great.
[uneasy music playing]
Go check if Ben Torah's inside.
I don't need them
planting undercover agents on us.
Why do I even pay that shithead?
You think both these fools are undercover?
Yeah, right.
Besides, Ben-Torah always gives you
a heads-up.
Cops can't be fools? Really?
Between us?
Well, listen, Ben Torah's an idiot.
[chuckles]
And what if they are cops?
So, what's their scheme?
They come to you
and say, "I owe you money."
You never said, "You owe me money."
They came and said, "We owe you money."
Hey, if I take the cash,
it's like I'm openly admitting
that I have direct connections
to the car theft industry.
[cell phone beeping]
There. Ben Torah says all clear.
[Elharizi] Got it.
[exhales sharply]
[slaps desk] It's Bakshi.
What, Bakshi?
He leave the country?
Bakshi?
Nah, no way.
No way.
If we can believe what they explained,
then Bakshi's applying pressure on them.
He wants a clean slate
so he can come back.
Yeah.
But, really,
they bring the cash back, Bakshi's clean.
Isn't he?
First, this.
Look, if those two aren't cops,
then one thing's certain.
They already know more than I like.
[Zion] What's the problem?
Once they bring us the cash,
we'll drive to the woods.
[music fades]
[gentle piano music playing]
[sighs]
TO ROTEM: I'M IN THE LOUNGE. COME.
[Shimon exhales deeply]
What are you doing here?
Um…
Actually, I'm here to see Rotem,
but she's not answering, so…
If she's not answering,
doesn't that tell you something?
Sh… Shimon,
I… I don't know what's going on. Uh, I…
Enough, enough, enough
with your fairytales.
You never know what's going on.
Ever since you came back into our lives,
shady people are showing up here,
you understand?
And I'm not gonna put up with this shit.
You crossed a massive line.
You came to me, looked me in the eye,
and said, "I've made mistakes."
"I paid the price. It's behind me now."
I have spent 40 years
building this business,
and I have suffered,
and I won't let you destroy who I am!
Criminals come in here,
threatening my daughter, in my own hotel?
Get the hell out of here.
Get out. Leave!
Shimon, I'm sorry. I'm handling it.
You can't handle a goddamned thing.
Just leave because you're not wanted here.
I'm asking you politely.
Leave, before this gets ugly.
Dad, can I
No, I'm afraid you can't.
-It's fine. It's okay. I'll go.
-[Rotem] Listen to what I have to say.
You mind, Dad?
[seethes]
[shower running]
[dialing number]
[ringing tone]
Oleg.
How are you, you asshole?
Oh, I'm good, and you?
Huh?
No, no, I've got a cold. I'm fine.
Listen, listen a sec.
I got something good.
-[intriguing music playing]
-A massive deal.
Try "two duffel bags."
Brown. You in?
Yeah, fifty-fifty.
It's just that I need it,
like, fast, immediately.
Salah? No. No, no, no, no.
Huh? No, he's… Not for this one. Not him.
Huh? What's up? You can't get all of it?
That sucks. Come on, I need help.
Sure. Let me know if anything changes.
Bye.
Ah, fuck me.
You couldn't leave me a single lighter?
[Shiko] What?
What do you do with them?
Do you, like, eat them?
[small objects clattering]
Listen, I know how this all looks.
But it's really
just a shitty coincidence, because…
[music fades]
Rotem, I… I'm handling it, you know?
Okay.
I understand.
Great, 'cause I really wanted you to know.
Your father's right, and I know that.
So I need you to tell him
that it won't happen again.
It's just that what happened to me was,
when I thought that I had cancer,
I, uh, kind of lost it,
and I made mistakes.
And I knew that I'd screwed up,
so I confessed to all of it.
-Then there was this guy, I stole his--
-It doesn't matter.
It's okay.
It's fine.
You are who you are,
and no matter how hard you try,
you'll always be the same.
Okay.
I'm, uh…
Uh, I don't understand.
Look,
Barcelona was amazing. For me.
Mm.
All I can say is, since we broke up,
I've been really focused on my career and
I'm finally getting there.
I had… I have dreams.
And this isn't enough.
What isn't?
You and me.
W… we're not really…
I want something else,
and I don't wanna force you.
I know you have your stuff with Pini.
Is it London?
Yes.
I had a good meeting with Gary,
the man from London, and…
I decided to go ahead.
I really want this. I want my own thing.
Will this be happening right away?
Kinda, yeah.
It's just everything that happened
with that guy made it clearer.
[melancholy music playing]
I love you, but I have to think of myself.
'Cause you don't have
any room for my dreams.
Yeah, and you're right.
[sculptor] So, what do you say?
Are you in with me?
It'll mean piles of cash.
You coming or what?
I'm drinking all alone here.
[sculptor] Be right there.
I gotta go.
How's it been going at work?
You never said. Have you sold anything?
Yeah, today I sold two cranes.
How awesome is that,
making a living off your art, huh?
No hassles, no pressure, no police around.
And, man, not a day goes by
where your brother doesn't make me
swear positively
that you've stayed away from the industry.
[seductive music playing]
You like?
Wow, girl, you're smoking hot.
The dress, not me, babe.
Everything looks good on you.
Get off your lazy ass. Put something on.
Where to?
I got a table at Anis.
[music fades]
What? It's Greek night.
Honestly, I'd rather stay here
for the evening with you and that dress.
Come here for a sec.
[sighs] You said
you were taking me out tonight.
Didn't you tell me things are working out?
Yes, they are.
Okay, so let's go. Get up, come on.
I'm dying to go out.
And I'm not sure why we've been hiding.
What did we do wrong?
It's because people have big mouths.
Hon, we talked about this
a thousand times.
I'm looking out for you. For us.
If Elharizi finds out
that I'm dating Bakshi's sister,
he'll… he'll think
I was involved with what Bakshi did.
Come on, we talked about this.
He's just my brother.
I don't do business with him.
Why am I even involved?
Can you wait till tomorrow?
Can you be patient one more day?
This thing's all coming to an end.
Those guys will return the money.
Your brother can come back.
-These people, who are they?
-I don't know. They're nobodies.
They played your brother good.
Elharizi thought that he took the money.
But now… it's all good. We found them.
We're putting pressure on them.
They'll go to Elharizi.
He'll blame them,
then your brother can come home.
You're sure if they bring the money,
my brother can come home?
[intriguing music playing]
[narrator] In the heart of the wild,
silence speaks louder than words.
[cell phone beeping]
Here, a mother's touch
is more than just affection.
ALMA: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?
I KNOW IZHAR SPOKE TO YOU.
YOU HAVE TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
[Pini] Hmm.
Lucky them, huh?
No one named Elharizi after them.
Uh-huh.
[music fades]
Did the joint-maker call you?
[sighs] Not yet.
She's probably working on it.
But we know the scope of it.
That should be enough, right?
Hmm.
What's with the big sour face, then?
[scoffs] Me? Look at you.
What, is Rotem pissed?
-Mm-hmm.
-It sucks. She had to be terrified.
We gonna keep watching these monkeys, man?
Instead of watching
the State Cup Final with Beitar?
I think with all the rotten luck
we've been having,
we should just stay away from the stadium.
I'm going.
-You convinced me.
-Yeah.
[intriguing music playing]
David, do you know
how much traffic there is now?
Hey, who you calling David?
[music stops]
Hey.
Why are you in the van?
You won't return calls.
Where's David?
Your priority is David?
He lent you the van?
I took it.
There's things we need to talk about.
I won't start up this van
until we work this out.
If you want to see the finals,
you need to hear me out now.
You said everything already.
Yes, well, I'm sure
you also said some things.
Bon appétit.
All-purpose flour. You know why, Yaffit?
-Hmm?
-Because it makes me happy.
-And I make you sad?
-I didn't say that.
But you know something? This whole change
you decided to make for the wedding?
I didn't want any part of it.
I fell in love with you before that.
And your love is gone now?
What, it doesn't make you glad?
How come you're putting words in my mouth?
I can speak for myself.
Haven't you noticed?
Well, then say that!
I'm saying it.
I care. I want you.
But if I'm constantly having to go
on all kinds of diets that make me sad,
then I don't want that.
You chose me as I am, right?
I guess you're right.
Really?
Yes, yes.
I'm actually saying that you're right.
Uh, so, uh…
See how it can be so easy
when we talk about it?
[chuckles softly] Got it.
[both chuckle]
I need you to promise me one thing.
Yeah, first off,
you won't lie to me ever again.
-Second off--
-You can't say that.
-You can, and I'm saying it.
-Mm-hmm.
Mm, second off, if we're fighting,
there's no bed for us
until we've made up again.
-Can I add something?
-What?
Now, for the third off, hit the gas.
We're missing the State Cup Final!
[upbeat music playing]
There's my guy!
[yelling] Is that it? Can we leave?
I could feel you start the van.
Can I take off the Walkman?
Huh?
-[horn honking rhythmically]
-[Nachum chanting] Yalla, Beitar, yalla!
-Yalla, Beitar, yalla!
-[music fades]
[sportscaster] We're in the final minutes
here at Ramat Gan Stadium
in the State Cup Finals
with Beitar Jerusalem
versus Maccabi Haifa.
Beitar Jerusalem leads at two to zero,
but it's far from over.
We already know
how much drama these two bring
when they face each other.
A crowd of 45,000 spectators
are on their feet. The tension is high.
Only two minutes!
Kick it out to the stands, for God's sake!
-Hey, why isn't Beitar advancing more?
-Just look. They're ten guys!
[Pini] No, no, no, no,
don't knock him down over there!
[Yaffit] No!
[Pini] Motherfuckers!
-[Nachum] Great, David!
-[Pini] Why now?
A penalty, this is on you!
They even added injury time.
Tonight better not go the way
the finals did back in '89
with Ofer Mizrahi.
[crowd booing]
[ominous music playing]
-[music fades]
-[Pini] Fuck!
What's up? Just relax. In two minutes,
he'll blow the whistle, the cup's ours.
Yeah.
What, did the sculptor call you?
No, not yet.
Then what is it?
Nothing major, nothing.
There, it's almost over.
I feel you, dude.
Even when Beitar scores, you're, uh…
-What?
-[Yaffit] Good, good. Kick it long!
I'm sick of watching you pout.
I feel the same way, you know?
We've been fucking around
wasting our time lately.
If there's one thing
we should have learned
after everything that's happened to us,
it's that we should play to our strengths.
What we're good at.
As soon as we lost sight of ourselves
like that,
it seems like we went straight to hell.
Am I wrong?
[David] Great! Sliding tackle!
Fishing lots, food trucks,
that shit's not us.
We need to go back to what we do best.
A nice small bar in the market, all right?
You and me pouring beers, that's all.
We take whatever the joint-maker gives us,
hand it to Elharizi, and we're done.
If we need more cash,
then we'll sell the food truck.
Then we can apply to the CBC
and get a grant to open the bar up.
I'm going back to Jerusalem with Alma,
without Alma, whatever.
Think how awesome that would be.
Back to where we started the whole thing.
Back at it. That'd be great.
I don't… I don't want that.
What?
I don't want that.
Then what do you want?
London.
What?
[sighs] I wanna go to London with Rotem.
So go, then.
No, you don't get it.
She was offered a job.
A permanent position.
I wanna be with her.
Where's this coming from?
When did you decide this?
She brought it up, but it wasn't…
And what happens to you and me?
-[blowing whistle]
-[crowd cheering]
[Nachum] This is our cup!
[sportscaster] It's over! It's over!
For the year 2009,
Beitar wins a second time in a row!
Incredible. What a sight,
so much excitement.
20,000 fans in yellow and black
celebrate Beitar Jerusalem's
second State Cup final win.
[downbeat music playing]
[cell phone beeping]
[crowd cheering]
THE SCULPTOR: COME OVER.
[intriguing music playing]
[music fades]
No way I can get that cash together.
[sighs] Hang on, Debbie, what do you need?
You need a few more hours?
This is premium shit.
Customers will go nuts.
The product is great.
But I don't have the reach.
[Nisso sighs]
-But generally speaking, I like you.
-[uneasy music playing]
Just you.
I wanna help you,
and that's why I told you to come.
This business is good.
I need money, and fast.
What do you mean, money?
I provide the dope.
What do you need, brown? Green?
No, no product. I'm covered there.
But I got a huge business deal here.
I need funding.
So join up with me.
Your money is worth money.
You heard of Elharizi?
He's a massive dealer.
Really? We didn't…
Uh, we… we don't know him.
For the amount you have, he's your man.
Here. Take a whiff of your competitors.
You'll be surprised.
[sniffs]
Smells good, huh?
How many are you buying?
They'll provide as many of these
as the cash we can find to buy with.
If I decide to bankroll you…
how much of this do they have?
Two duffel bags.
[sighs]
Shit, man.
I told them we're coming.
And then it's over.
[sighs] Look, it shouldn't come
as that much of a surprise.
I told you right from the start.
You never listen to me.
From the time I realized
I wasn't gonna die,
the whole experience gave me
a serious kick in the ass, okay?
Life's short, buddy.
You really have to live and experience
new things, know what I mean?
Not just tread water, right?
Listen, the bar was great.
The greatest time ever.
But we gotta grow up.
I didn't plan on London.
I'm not even sure she wants me there.
But this is my last chance with her.
[sighs] I can't give her up, Pini.
Either way, it's my shit to deal with.
Hey, just let me drop you off somewhere,
okay? I'll go see him alone.
Just drive.
[drug dealer] Those sons of bitches.
I'm confused. I don't see any money here.
'Cause we don't have any.
But there's a big amount there.
Do I look like I'm in the drug business?
God forbid, but…
we thought that you could, um,
know someone who might know people
who might know people…
who would know what to do with it.
We figured this is a good deal.
Clearly, there's a lot more product here
than we owe you.
I thought you were car thieves.
Coming up in the world?
We actually found the bags
in the trunk of a car we stole.
It's probably some dealer's.
But whatever, it's yours, and it's over.
I'll decide when it's over.
Go wait in the lobby.
You heard the man.
[tense music playing]
Well,
pretty nice stash, huh?
There's at least 50, 60 kilos
in bricks here.
[sniffs]
How much would a kilo go for today?
Listen, for this much stuff,
three times more than they owe, minimum.
Fine. It's everything they have.
But what about Bakshi?
The way all this went down,
he's off the hook, right? He's back in?
Why do you care about that piece of shit?
I don't give a damn about him.
It's just, you know, I'm… asking because,
these two clowns really fucked him over.
But they confessed.
And they paid out big-time right?
He's been cleared.
Fuck Bakshi.
He screwed it all up.
He stole my fucking car.
Like hell he'll be coming back here.
Yeah, you're right.
Bakshi can go fuck himself.
[neck bones crack]
So what are we doing?
Should we take, uh, these two guys out
for a walk in the woods?
-Come on.
-What?
Get up. Move.
No, no.
This way.
-Where to?
-Through the rear. Let's go.
But we have a car.
We don't need a ride, man.
Don't you wanna take my car?
It's out front.
No, no, I… I need to drop something off
at my mom's after. We'll take mine.
No problem.
Let's go. Come on.
[keypad beeping]
It's them.
Clock the van parked over there?
Yeah, of course.
Been seeing it for a few days.
Really?
[dramatic music playing]
[drug dealer] No one gets out alive.
Let this be a lesson
to anyone who steals from us.
[glass shattering]
[Shiko] Keep moving!
-[animal howling]
-[tense music playing]
[Pini] I don't understand.
What did we do to you?
We came. We brought you the bag.
We came of our own free will.
[Nisso] Is he afraid we'll talk?
We won't talk.
[Shiko] Shhh! Get down there!
[cell phones beeping]
What's this? Is this true?
You get this message?
-Yeah.
-Jesus, what happened?
They killed them all, even Elharizi.
Let's finish this
and get the hell outta here.
Motherfuckers. I guess it's war.
-Seriously, please. We won't talk.
-[Zion] Quiet.
-You don't have to do this.
-What did we even do? Come on.
Shut your fuckin' mouths!
I'll pop 'em and we're done.
Zion, I wanna do it.
On your knees.
I said get on your knees now.
[music intensifies]
-[gunshot]
-[body thumps]
[music fades]
[exhales deeply]
[chuckles]
[intriguing music playing]
[chuckles]
I'm serious, babe. They whacked everybody.
They even got Elharizi.
[Debbie] Oh really? Well, that's too bad.
Yeah. We'll have to put up
with your brother on Passover.
[chuckles softly]
I wouldn't bet on that.
And why's that?
That's because you'll be taking me
on a cruise to Greece.
I bought a red bikini.
You'd better start doing push-ups.
[chuckles softly]
[sighs]
[music fades]
[Nisso] There.
God protected us, huh?
I'm thinking it's to the… left, yeah?
[downbeat music playing]
Pini.
Pini, come on.
Pini!
[vehicle approaching]
-[engine stops]
-[vehicle door opens]
[vehicle door closes]
Where were you? I was worried.
I'm okay.
Pini, I… I am deeply sorry.
It was dumb and stupid of me.
I should've said something.
I… I… I just… I mean…
-[music fades]
-[exhales sharply]
I know how your mind works.
I was afraid of how you'd react.
He doesn't mean anything to me.
He was just my boyfriend in tenth grade.
It's…
It's okay.
None of that matters. It's nothing. I…
You're my girl.
[poignant music playing]
[Pini groans pleasurably]
Are you okay?
I am now.
[festive music playing]
Aw, thanks.
Cheers, Shimon!
Thanks, my friend.
Why a bow tie? You're not a waiter.
Wait a sec. You're lopsided.
I guess all the exhilaration.
-Shimon, where were you?
-Here. Where else?
Maybe I need to put
a bell around your neck.
They're looking for you.
You look good, Nachum.
Thanks. [chuckles softly]
-She's here. Let's go.
-Oh my.
She can't let me stand still for a second.
I don't wanna offend anyone, Nachum,
but this hamusta is pretty second-rate
compared to my mother's.
Well, what can you do?
There's around
600 bowls of hamusta here today.
It can't be as perfect
as she does it for 20 at home.
Because it's not siskeh.
So, where's Yaffit?
There.
You started eating pitas again?
That's done. We're married now.
We can eat anything we want. [laughs]
I'm so excited. Maybe even more excited
than when we tied the knot.
Mm. We saw how you fainted
after the huppah.
[both laughing]
It's 'cause there wasn't any A/C.
And plus, my corset was,
um, a little bit tight.
Ah, there they are.
I told you they'd show up.
Are you talking about us?
[laughs] We actually bet
an ice cream cone on it.
[Yaffit laughs]
And where's Pini?
Probably stopped at the bar.
[Nachum chuckles]
He's not coming. [chuckles softly]
You must be kidding us, right?
Seriously? Not even for the wedding?
I guess maybe the wound is deeper
than we thought it was.
-[electronic dance music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
So, shall I start from the top
or with what matters the most?
[sighs] What matters most?
[rabbi] The amount of the ketubah.
[chuckles]
[chuckles weakly]
Uh, one million shekels.
[rabbi] You've got a serious groom here.
[sighs] It's what my father set down
for my mother in the ketubah,
bless their memory.
I think it was liras then.
[chuckles softly]
I wish they were here.
I am certain they're with you.
Hmm?
[exhales deeply]
Uh…
One second. Uh, I'll go
and find a new pen. [chuckles]
Shimon, I made a request
that the DJ play a special song
for when you come in. Listen for it.
What song is it?
"Father Shimon."
Don't call me "father."
But there's no "Mother Rachel."
No one's written that yet.
-[corrects pronunciation] "Rachel."
-Rachel.
[inhales deeply]
Nisso.
Now that you're marrying her,
you're becoming like my son, right?
Mm-hmm.
You know what that means?
You can smack me whenever you want?
[chuckling]
Exactly.
-And I will.
-[chuckles softly]
Mm.
Now, where were we?
Ketubah. Million shekels
Ah. Mm.
And, buddy, you're gonna need it.
[applause, cheering]
[stirring music playing]
All right.
[inaudible dialogue]
[music fades]
[romantic music playing]
[chuckles softly]
Come here often?
[chuckling]
I can't even breathe,
and you're making jokes.
You're beautiful.
You're just saying that.
[chuckles]
And Pini?
No.
[music intensifies]
[guests cheering]
[laid-back music playing]
[man] What, another round? Are you nuts?
-It's okay. You're not driving.
-I guess not.
PINI AND SONS BAR
You're great, dude.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
Pini, you got a sec?
Hmm?
Izhar at table two wants one more round.
Will you grab it?
-He gives me a headache. [scoffs]
-Absolutely.
PINIONES KEBAB BAR
[electrical crackling]
[electrical hissing]
[rabbi reciting prayer in Hebrew]
[guests reciting prayer]
[guests clapping in time]
[rabbi reciting prayer in Hebrew]
[all reciting prayer in Hebrew]
[celebratory whistling]
[rabbi reciting prayer in Hebrew]
-[all] Amen!
-[cheering]
-Amen.
-Amen.
-[rabbi] And now… the wine.
-[applause ends]
[intriguing music playing]
And now, just before
the breaking of the glass,
together, let us all remember Jerusalem.
Now, my friends,
I did a little bit of homework,
and a bird whispered to me,
and he said
that there's no problem with that here.
Jerusalem, they won't forget.
-[chuckling]
-[Yaffit] Mm-hmm.
[rabbi] Additionally,
a very special blessing
was penned in honor of this night.
[chuckles] If I forget, Beitar Jerusalem…
[laughter, cheering]
In fire and in water.
But, no, we'll stick with just Jerusalem,
since there might be an aunt
who is a Hapoel fan here.
No Hapoel here.
-Move on.
-[rabbi laughs awkwardly]
Of course, no. So sorry.
Let's not offend anybody present here…
or not.
[chuckles]
Uh… Nissim.
It's your time.
[Nisso clears throat]
-[poignant music playing]
-Say as I say.
"If I forget thee, Jerusalem…"
What?
[concerned whispering]
[man, quietly] Come on.
-[rabbi, quietly] Are you all right?
-[quietly] Uh, yeah. Yeah.
[laughs]
It's all right, gentlemen, ladies.
It looks like our groom is nervous,
you see?
[chuckling]
"If I forget thee, Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget its skill,
my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth
if I remember thee not."
"If I do not exalt Jerusalem
above my chief joy."
[music fades]
[adventurous music playing]
[music fades]