How NOT to Summon a Demon Lord (2018) s02e09 Episode Script

[VISHOS]
Please rest assured.
We will not place the Head
Priest in a confession chamber.
We will continue to
honor her status
and only reserve such action
for the rest of her entourage.
I do hope you will
find this room
comfortable enough to relax and
make yourself at home
until it's time.
Time for your
execution, that is.
Thank you, Vishos.
I pray that God
will have mercy on you.
Get her out of my sight at once!
[WHITEMASKS]
Yes, sir.
[VISHOS]
Absolutely absurd.
I will never beg
for God's forgiveness.
Because even God will be
under my control soon.
[HORN]
I have to find a way to escape!
The pursuers will be
here soon, so I gotta hurry!
At least the others will be all
right since Diablo's with them.
They're gonna be just fine!
This cup. I brought it with me
as a souvenir from
the treasure vault.
What an adventure!
It really was like
a dream come true.
I had the best time.
They They're all
They're all my friends!
Please let them be okay!
[BABALON]
You wanna save 'em, then?
Of course! More than anything!
Wait. Who Who said that?
[BABALON]
I'm down here! Hello!
Dun-da-da-dun-dun-dun-duh!
Hi there!
[HORN gasps]
What in the hell are you?
[BABALON]
Rude! You really don't know?
I am none other than
the Level-Up Goddess
who dwells within
the Holy Grail,
the legendary
Babalon herself? Hello?
Huh? What the? Holy Grail?
--Yeah duh!
--Wow! Hold on.
What did you say about
being a level-up goddess?
Just that I am one!
And speaking of which.
You're a level 20, yeah?
Big "oof." At least
when it's that tragic.
It's pretty easy to throw a few
level-up bones your way
whether or not you
actually earned them.
What? Are you serious?
If you did, then I could
go rescue everyone!
Hurry up! Do it so
I can save them!
Um, yeah I don't know
how I feel about
you bossing me around like that.
Okay I'm sorry! I take it back!
Please have mercy on me!
Whoa! Time out!
That's a little extreme.
[HORN] It's nothing compared
to what they're feeling!
I've abandoned them
when they need me most!
It hurts so much!
I don't mean my head!
I mean my heart!
[BABALON] I get it! I still
have some empathy left!
Do you really mean that?
Sure. Besides, you already
made an offering
so I'm kind of
obligated at this point.
I don't remember an offering.
[BABALON]
It will maintain my beauty.
I needed fresh blood from
a maiden and you delivered!
[HORN gasps]
[BABALON] I noticed yours
had a strange flavor.
I'm not complaining, though,
it was still warm and delicious!
[gasps]
These are all rare items.
[REM]
Wow. Okay, yeah.
Hey. Question. Um.
Can you tell me how to
find the restroom in here?
I can see you haven't
been doing this long.
That was the most foolish
question I've ever been asked.
Please remember this is
the Demon Lord's Castle,
a temple of purity.
Such filth is not allowed.
This is the most
terrifying place!
What's the matter with you?
[HORN]
Uh, it's nothing! Gotta go! BRB!
[HORN] This is the worst
day of my entire life!
Ew.
[HORN] Yes, it's all
coming back to me now.
Guess that's why
my pee disappeared.
So in exchange for that
cup of fresh blood you gave me,
I'll grant you a miracle.
Easy as that.
Wow! How nice of you!
[HORN] As long as
she believes it's blood,
I'm not here to
crush any dreams.
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba.
Babalon!
[HORN gasps]
Is that it? Did I level up?
It's that easy?
My bad! Guess it didn't work!
What the hell are you
talking about?
Is this some kind of scam?
[BABALON] Um, why are you
screaming at me?
It's not my fault
it didn't work.
I promise, this sucks
just as much for me!
Yeah right!
[HORN] Oh crap! Is it
because it wasn't blood?
But there is another
way we could do it.
I'm listening.
There's a strong presence
in the next room.
I'm pretty sure it's
a super Level-Up
that we can easily use.
[gasps] If I put the treasure
Rose brought around my neck,
I can create a Master-Servant
Pact with Mister Diablo
and that's all it
takes to level up!
Found it! This ought to do it!
[BABALON] It's true, that is
a super level-up item.
However, it comes with some
pretty hardcore restrictions.
[REM]
Hold on a minute.
Doesn't the servant
who forges that pact die?
Like, when the master does?
[HORN yells] I don't care
about my life anymore!
[HORN]
Here we go!
[REM]
So uh.
Do you have a plan B
up your sleeve or what?
[SHERA]
Did you bring snacks?
Master, all you
have to do is ask.
I can break down that door
at any time you want.
No thank you.
Lumachina wouldn't
want us to do that.
[PALADIN 9A] I can't believe
I'm working on a day like this.
Tell me about it.
[HORN] Excuse me,
do you guys have a moment?
I have a question?
This is okay, right?
Yeah, it'll be totally fine!
[PALADIN 9A gasps]
It's you!
You were running around
with the Head Priest!
[HORN gasps]
[PALADINS grunt]
[yells]
Hello there, princess.
You look so cute!
Okay? You guys are
making it weird.
Allow me to introduce
your new ability!
You have the power of Charm!
Look how popular you
are now, Horn! [laughs]
Um, I've never heard of
a more useless ability.
Well, it's whatever.
I just need to find out where
my friends are being held.
Do either of you
know where they are?
Lumachina should be with them.
You have to actually
try for it to work.
If not, it's like you're
fighting the power
and making the effect wear off!
[HORN]
I don't know what to say!
[HORN]
The things I do for those guys.
[HORN giggles]
Hey, hot beefcakes,
will you help me find my
friends? I'm just so lost!
Don't worry. We got you!
They're in the Great Cathedral's
confession chamber!
Yeah! And I think all of them
are in chamber number 13!
[HORN giggles]
You boys are heroes!
Ugh. I want to die now.
Oh, uh. Do you know where
Lumachina might be?
Uh, not chamber 13.
They took her somewhere else!
But we don't know where.
Oh? Am I dead yet?
Oh my!
Looks like my ride to
the sanctuary is here!
Do me a favor and don't
mention this to anyone!
Please! You're so kind!
[PALADINS gasping]
That was ridiculously
impressive!
I hereby dub thee
Horn, the Man Killer!
[HORN]
I don't want that shit.
[LUMACHINA]
Mister Diablo?
I think this is the right way.
Turn right at the corner and
go up the stairs at the end.
Where're the stairs?
Why do I know
my way around so well?
Why wouldn't you know?
Your level has been
increased to 80.
[HORN gasps] Time out!
Did you say I'm a level 80?
How? When did that happen?
It just doesn't make sense.
The most powerful warrior
in town was a Level 80!
Look at that!
Now you two're even!
And you're okay with this?
[WHITEMASK 9A]
Who's there?
[WHITEMASK 9B]
Who are you?
[HORN gasps]
Hello! You look like nice boys.
Will you please let me through?
Of course.
Yes, please.
Good job!
Kill me now.
Are they supposed to
come by and feed us?
Like room service?
No, they're not,
so just think of something that
makes you feel nauseous.
[HORN]
Hey, you guys! Over here!
[DIABLO]
Horn?
Yeah, it's me! I just found you!
You're a hero!
Nice to know you're still alive!
Good job, kid.
Thank you. Missed you.
'Kay. I'm gonna
open this up now!
[GRUN] Book of Helena,
Chapter three, verse four.
"The Merciless Claws."
[BEAST 9A growls]
[HORN screams]
Are you okay?
I I don't want to die.
Not here.
[BOTH]
Horn, no!
[GRUN] I hope you won't
take this personally.
As I have nothing
against you at all.
I'm simply following
orders from Vishos.
Book of Helena,
Chapter five, verse two.
We meet "the Starved Wolf"!
[BEAST 9B howls]
Horn, no! Turn around!
[BOTH]
Hey, come look!
[DIABLO]
Step aside.
Corrode away!
Unleashing Rust Burst!
Oh?
[DIABLO] You've damaged
enough of what's mine.
And I won't tolerate it
from you any longer.
So, say goodbye, you brat!
[GRUN]
Who are you calling a brat?
Because I turned 60
this year, youngster.
[HORN]
Wait. Hold on.
So you got free on your own?
You're going to regret this.
Bad idea--making an
enemy out of me.
Just you wait.
[BABALON] Please tell me
Horn's gonna be okay!
What did you say? You fool.
It seems you're confused
about your position here.
[REM]
Come forth, Saber Tiger!
[roars]
Keep your sparkle-pup
away from him!
Do you honestly think
you can fight me?
We know we can!
Heh. Do you know
the Book of Fray?
Chapter two, verse one.
The Cantering Arm!
[SHERA, REM gasp]
[ROSE] You lowly, insolent
beasts! Stay away from us!
Geh.
Oh thank goodness!
I was worried you were done for.
Hi. It's you.
That was quite a stunt.
And why are you wearing
that around your neck?
[HORN]
It's okay. I understand.
If you die, then I will, too.
It's all worth it to me.
[TAKUMA] Yikes. Responsibility
I did not sign up for.
Is that okay? Hope so.
I just wanted to help.
I wanted to save them.
[HORN]
I know it's stupid. I'm useless.
You could've escaped
at any time.
Come on.
[GRUN laughs] How does
it feel knowing you've
thoughtlessly wasted
everyone's time
with your foolish efforts?
What's it like being such
a huge burden to your friends?
[GRUN laughs]
[DIABLO]
Ignore that. It's not true.
The fact is that we're going to
get out of here
because you saved us.
[GRUN]
Oh?
Pray tell, how did that
incompetent mole save anything?
[DIABLO]
My eyes have been opened.
[TAKUMA]
What was I thinking?
Why am I seeking peaceful
solutions, over-explaining,
and trying to provide proof
instead of saying 'screw it'?
That isn't what a Demon Lord
would do at all!
I was soft. Way too soft!
Thank you, Horn!
You believed in yourself
and took initiative to help us!
And it is that action,
regardless of the result,
that has finally
given me clarity!
[DIABLO]
Very well.
I will accept you as my minion!
I'll guide you and protect you
for as long as we are together!
[gasps] Wow! Do you mean it?
Thus far you've
earned my praise!
In fact, you have awakened
the Demon Lord!
[DIABLO]
I hope you're ready.
I'm going to show you how
a Demon Lord does things!
What's this "Demon" nonsense?
Come forth, Book of Noah!
Calling all beasts
featured within!
From the Prologue
to the Epilogue!
[BEAST BALL roars]
[DIABLO] Heh. What an adorable
parlor trick. Paladin.
[GRUN]
Kill them!
Flare Burst go!
[DIABLO]
Burn!
You're quite a naïve Sorcerer!
Those beasts will destroy you!
Heh. Don't insult me!
Chain Lightning!
[TAKUMA]
What the? That was fast!
Is he actually some kind
of speed-based warrior?
Is that so?
I'm taking your head
as a souvenir!
Now what?
[DIABLO]
Absolute Zero!
I can see your magic
activates on contact.
That's right.
You seem much sharper
than the other enemies
I've faced thus far.
I find that to be a good thing.
It would be quite boring
otherwise, don't you think?
Show me more!
What else have you got?
Book of Helena! I call on you
to send all of your beasts
from Prologue to Epilogue!
There! It's all over
this time, jerk!
You're over.
[GRUN grunts]
[DIABLO] Crush and destroy
everything! Rock Cannon!
What sort of power is this?
Doesn't matter.
You won't beat
Vishos! You can't!
[SHERA]
Diablo!
[HORN]
What happened?
Hey, let's go! We still
have to find Lumachina!
Right!
But I don't know where she is.
[DIABLO]
That's not a problem.
[BELIEVER 9A] God, grant us
mercy and salvation.
[DIABLO]
Testing. One, two!
I have a message for
all you foolish mortals!
I am the Demon Lord, Diablo!
I understand that
all of you have
lost sight of the truth
in your faith.
You find yourselves
longing for ruin.
Therefore, I have
descended to serve you!
[BELIEVER 9A]
What did he just say?
[BELIEVER 9B]
He's a Demon Lord?
[TAKUMA] I hate this kind of
dramatic attention.
But it's not about me right now.
Right now, I am the Demon Lord!
Lightning Meteor!
[BELIEVERS gasp]
[TAKUMA]
That didn't sound good.
I hope I didn't hit any of them.
Please. Let no innocent
citizens be harmed!
Activating Lightning Strike!
[VISHOS]
Hey, what's going on?
Now, if you wish to succeed in
defeating a Demon Lord,
the first thing you must do is
bring out the one
closest to God!
[TAKUMA] Hopefully, this gets
Lumachina to come out.
[DIABLO] None of you
wish to come forth?
How unfortunate.
Then I suppose
you don't mind being
destroyed by my magic?
[TAKUMA]
Where is she?
Please come out, Lumachina!
A Demon Lord.
[WHITEMASK 9C]
God help us!
[WHITEMASK 9D]
Please, have mercy!
[WHITEMASK 9E]
Please save us from this evil!
[TAKUMA]
Please come out!
Then I suppose I'll
destroy you all!
Along with this castle!
Stop. Please wait.
[TAKUMA]
It's about time!
[DIABLO]
Hello, Head Priest!
So, you've decided
to show yourself!
Where, may I ask,
are your Cardinals?
Surely they haven't
run away from you already?
[DIABLO laughs] That's right,
believers, they're despicable!
These men you worship
abandon their allies
in time of need!
You've lost sight
of your true faith!
You believe our actions
have provoked you?
We've caused you to appear
as a Demon Lord?
That is what I'm saying.
[BELIEVER 9E]
Stay strong, Head Priest!
[BELIEVER 9C]
Please save us!
[BELIEVER 9F]
We need you!
[TAKUMA] Awesome!
Now it's finally turning into
Head Priest versus Demon
Lord--exactly what we need!
You fools who call
yourselves believers!
You have engaged in Cardinal
Vishos' questionable preaching.
And you've strayed from the true
teachings of your faith.
You seized the Head Priest
and contributed to his treason!
Refusing to think
for yourselves.
And allowing others to
make decisions for you.
These are the sins
you've committed!
You've rejected your
faith in God and for that,
you will all be punished!
At least you'll be
together. In death.
[BELIEVER 9G]
What? No!
[BELIEVER 9H]
Somebody tricked us!
[BELIEVER 9I]
This can't be real!
[TAKUMA] Perfect! Now I just
need to lose against Lumachina.
Then the believers will realize
who's the true
head of the church!
It's going exactly as planned!
[TAKUMA]
Come on, Lumachina!
This is your chance! Do it!
Admonish me! Now!
I understand.
[TAKUMA] Uh-- Understand me?
What is this about?
Sir Diablo, who is both
God and Demon Lord, has spoken.
He has come to pass
judgement on us at last.
The time to atone
for our sins has arrived.
He's here for us.
We'll ascend with him to Heaven.
But this is nothing
to grieve over.
For all of our souls will be
cleansed and purified.
Let us be grateful
for our new life,
our brand-new beginning,
and for the gift of
passing on together.
[TAKUMA]
Wait, what? Passing on together?
No, no, no, no!
That's completely wrong!
We have faith in you,
Head Priest!
[TAKUMA]
Just frikkin great!
So now I have to slaughter
a town of innocent believers?
Pretending to be a Demon Lord
has led me to incite a massacre?
What kind of sick joke is that?
[VISHOS] If we eliminate
the Head Priest
as well as that Demon Lord,
we should be secure!
We'll be able to
win over the believers
and restore our position!
[CARDINAL 9A]
But, Vishos, sir.
Europa! Awaken!
Welcome Europa,
God of Destruction!
[EUROPA roars]
We're ready for you.
Cast your judgment upon us.
The time has come
for us to repent!
[TAKUMA]
What do I do?
[LUMACHINA gasps]
[BELIEVER 9J]
Did you hear that?
--[BELIEVER 9K] What was it?
--[BELIEVER 9L] Oh, dear God!
What could that be?
[EUROPA roars]
[ROSE]
Collating data.
Europa, God of Destruction.
[VISHOS] A perfect place
to build my castle!
It will be a palace
for the new God!
[DIABLO] Light and Dark
composite magic:
Annihilation Sphere!