Level Up (2012) s02e09 Episode Script

[ WHOOSHING ]
[ SIGHS ]
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, WE FOUND
SOMETHING YOU AREN'T GOOD AT.
OH, I'M GOOD AT THIS,
DANTE.
IT'S THE RULES
THAT ARE BORKED.
THROW THE HORSESHOE,
HIT THE POST.
SADLY,
THAT'S THE ONLY RULE.
WELL, THEN
IT MUST BE THE SHOES, WYATT!
THEY'RE TOO HEAVY.
MM, HORSESHOES
ARE MADE OF IRON.
THEY'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE HEAVY.
THAT'S HOW COME HORSES[ ZING! ]
DON'T JUST FLY AWAY
WHEN THEY START RUNNING.
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]YOU WERE SO CLOSE
TO MAKING SENSE.
WELL,
SOMETHING BETTER CHANGE,
OR ME AND MY DAD WON'
BE ABLE TO DEFEND OUR TITLE
AT THE BERRYLYMPICS
THIS YEAR.
THE FATHER/SON
COMPETITION?
ISN'T THAT FOR,
LIKE, YOUNGER KIDS?
[ CLEARS THROAT, WARBLES ]
BERRYLYMPICS.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT IS FOR CHILDREN
OF ALL AGES, WYATT.
THERE ARE DIVISIONS.
FROM TODDLER TO
THE BRAND-NEW CATEGORY,
"ALMOST GROWN SON
AND FATHER."
SPEAKING OF FATHERS,
YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE MY DAD
TRY AND THROW THE HORSESHOES.
IN FACT,
YOU SHOULDN'T SEE MY DAD.
HE'S REALLY BAD AT HORSESHOES.
IN FACT,
FORGET I JUST SAID THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS
CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS.
WE SHOULD BE
HUNTING LEAKS.
ALL RIGHT, LYLE,
WATCH ME.
IT'S EASY.
IT'S ALL IN THE LIFT.
[ WHOOSHING ]
[ GASPS ]
VICE PRINCIPAL
MS. ELMHURST!
[ WHIMPERING ]
I -- [ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
DANTE ONTERO,
THATIS THE LAST STRAW!
ESPECIALLY
SINCE YOU DID THAT THING
WITH THE ACTUAL LAST STRAW
IN THE CAFETERIA!
I GLUED IT TO SOMETHING.
YOU ARE SUSPENDED.
AND THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU
TO GET BACK INTO SCHOOL
IS TO BRING A PAREN
AND HAVE A CONFERENCE WITH ME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
Dante: TOE JAM!
PUNCH-PUNCH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SCREECH! ]
DOUBLE-BACK FIST!
YOU THE MAN.
OLè!
[ BUZZER ]
SO, HOW COME
GIRLS AREN'T ALLOWED
IN THE FATHER/SON
BERRYLYMPICS?
UH
WHAT?
THE WORD "FATHER"?
UH, HUH?
UM, WELL, I THINK
IT'S BECAUSE OF FAIRNESS.
"FAIRNESS"?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE THE BERRYLYMPICS
ARE TESTS OF STRENGTH,
ENDURANCE, AND AGILITY
WITH VARIETIES OF BERRIES
INVOLVED.
MEN STUFF.
SEE, YOU HAVE THE POISE,
CONFIDENCE, AND INNER SHINE
OF THE BERRY QUEEN
MOTHER/DAUGHTER BEAUTY CONTEST.
BEAUTY CONTEST?
YEAH.UH, IS DAVENTRY HILLS
STUCK IN THE '50s?
DO I LOOK LIKE A -
WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS
THAN TIME TRAVEL, ANGIE.
[ BUZZER ]
[ GROWL! ]
HYAH!
AAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BUZZER ]
UH-HUH, UH-HUH,
UH-HUH!
OOH!
WHAT WAS I
TALKING ABOUT, AGAIN?
BIGGER PROBLEMS.
OH, YEAH.
I CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL
UNLESS BARBARA
MEETS WITH MS. ELMHURST.
AND IF BARBARA MEETS
WITH ELMHURST,
THEN I'M A
MILITARY SCHOOL.
MILITARY SCHOOL?
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD,
AS LONG AS
THEY'VE GOT BAZOOKAS.
THEY'VE GOT BAZOOKAS,
RIGHT?
THEY DON'
HAVE BAZOOKAS.
MILITARY SCHOOL
WITHOUT BAZOOKAS?
THAT'S LIKE A SUBMARINE SCHOOL
NOT HAVING BAZOOKAS.
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TELL YOUR MOM THE TRUTH?
YEAH, DANTE, HONESTY
IS ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY.
YEAH, MAN,
THE TRUTH SETS YOU FREE.
LIKE THE TRUTH THA
MY DAD IS A GIANT NERD-A-SAUR.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT GOING
TO THE BERRYLYMPICS THIS YEAR.
I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT MY DAD LIKE THAT.
FORGET THA
I SAID ANYTHING.
SO, WHAT IF I JUS
NEVER WENT BACK TO SCHOOL
AND INSTEAD BUILT A FAKE SCHOOL
IN THE WOODS?
THEN WHEN BARBARA DROPS BY,
I'LL BE IN FAKE SCHOOL AND
SHE WILL HAVE BEEN TRUTHED.
UM, YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIE TRUE BY
BUILDING A FAKE SCHOOL, DANTE.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO BUILD
A WHOLE SCHOOL FROM SCRATCH?
I COULD TAKE A CLASS.
BUT THAT WOULD BE
IN A REAL SCHOOL. MAN!
EDUCATION IS A VICIOUS CYCLE
I CANNOT ESCAPE FROM.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING,
COMPUTER BEEPING ]
FIRMWARE UPGRADE
IN PROGRESS.
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
[ CLANKING]
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
HELLO.
[ IMITATES SCREECHING ]
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY WE HAVE TO PLAN!
WE HAVE TO DESTROY!
BUT PLANNING IS JUST AS FUN
AS DESTROYING.
HEY, SPORT!
DAD?HOPE YOU LIKE STEAK,
BECAUSE I JUST TOTALLY DESTROYED
KEN SHARINGSON'S RUGBY TEAM.
HE BET ME
FREE MEAT FOR A WEEK.
WHO BETS MEAT?
YOU SHOULD
COME PLAY SOMETIME.
DAD, I'M ALLERGIC
TO THE GRASS ON THE FIELD.
I'M ALSO ALLERGIC
TO THE PAIN.
ARE YOU STILL ALLERGIC
TO BERRIES? BECAUSE --
REMEMBER, DAD?
I TOLD YOU
THEY TOTALLY CANCELLED
THE BERRYLYMPICS THIS YEAR.
THEY HAVE TO FIGURE OU
IF THE WHOLE PARK
IS BUILT ON RADIATION.
OH, RADIATION.
[ SIGHS ]SOMETIMES IT'S OUR FRIEND,
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT.
[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
[ CLICKS TONGUE ][ HORSE WHINNIES ]
[ SIGHS ]
"SADDLE FOR SALE."
"RIDING LESSONS."
"WRITING BULLETIN-BOARD
ANNOUNCEMENT LESSONS."
NOTHING! [ SIGHS ]
CAN'T A YOUNG MAN FIND
A PRIVATE HORSESHOE COACH
OFFERING LESSONS
AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE?
HEY, YOU WORK HERE.
UH, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THROWING HORSESHOES?
AH, YES.
THE GAME OF HORSESHOES.
THE SPORT OF PRINCES
AND PICNICS. SURE I DO.
OH, YES, GREAT!
IT'S NOT ABOU
HOW GOOD YOU ARE,
IT'S ABOU
HOW GOOD THE HORSESHOE IS.
THAT'S WHA
I'VE BEEN SAYING.
HMM, YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES
THROWING THAT SHOE.
WHAT IF YOU HAD
THISSHOE?
WHOA, NELLIE!
UH, NO OFFENSE
WHEN I SAY THAT,
IT JUST MEANS THA
I'M SHOCKED,
NOT THAT I EXPECT YOU TO
SLOW DOWN OR STOP LIKE A HORSE.
LOOK -- YOU'RE A LEAK.
I WAS CHASING AFTER
MY GIRLFRIEND.
SHE'S A HORSE AND HER PARENTS
DON'T GET IT. YOU KNOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
NO, I DON'T.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO BARD YOU.
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
DON'T TAKE ME AWAY
FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, CINNAMON!
I'D FOLLOW HER ANYWHERE.
THROUGH MEADOWS, STREAMS,
OVER FENCES --
SHE'S A HORSE,
JUST TO BE CLEAR.
CINNAMON.
I KNOW
A GIRL NAMED SAFFRON.
SHE IS HOT.
LOOK, LYLE HUGGINSON DOES NO
STAND IN THE WAY OF LOVE.
SO, YOU FIND HER,
THEN YOU FIND ME,
AND I'LL SEND YOU BOTH BACK.
UNDERSTAND?
YES!
THAT IS WHAT WE'LL DO.
AND AS THANKS FOR YOUR KINDNESS
IN NOT REMOVING ME,
LET ME GIVE YOU THIS.
IT'S ONE OF MINE.
THERE'S MAGIC IN IT.
TOSS IT HOWEVER YOU WANT,
AND IT WILL LAND TRUE.
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
[ WHOOSHING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW THATIS SOME HORSESHOE
ACTION I CAN DEAL WITH.
UH-HUH.
REALLY?
REALLY.
THIS IS MY FATHER
JOHNBLACKSMITH.
ONTERO.
JOHN BLACKSMITH ONTERO.
THAT'S
AN INTERESTING MIDDLE NAME.
IT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S MY NAME.
I'M A BLACKSMITH.
MY GRANDFATHER
WAS NAMED SHOEMAKER,
BECAUSE HIS FATHER WAS
NAMED SHOEMAKER.
OH.
This is going to work.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YOU -- YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT DANTE HAS BEEN A PROBLEM
HERE FOR QUITE A WHILE.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
SIR BICKLE --
[ COUGHS ]
IS BORED.
A BOY HIS AGE SHOULD HAVE
LEFT SCHOOL YEARS AGO TO WORK
OR SEEK HIS FORTUNE
IN DUNGEONS OR BE LOST AT SEA.
[ CHUCKLES ]
DON'T I WISH.
BUT THE SCHOOL BOARD SAYS
WE GOT TO KEEP HIM
HERE UNTIL HE GRADUATES,
SO WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO?
[ CHUCKLES ]
PROBABLY LET ME BACK INTO SCHOOL
AFTER SUCH A FANTASTIC MEETING.
CAN IT, DANTE.
[ GULPS ]
YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM
LIKE A GOOD MAN,
JOHN BLACKSMITH ONTERO.
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
SOME OF MY
PRIZEDHOMEMADE
BEEF JERKY.
I CURE IT ON THE ENTRANCE PATIO.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OKAY.
[ Strained ]
THAT LOOKS REALLY UNNATURAL.
THIS IS GOING GREAT!
I KNOW!
WE HAVE STARTED BARTERING.
I AM AMAZING AT THAT.
QUICK, TELL ME WHAT BEEF JERKY
IS WORTH IN THIS REALM.
HOW MANY BRANDING IRONS?
FIVE?
SIX?
[ SIGHS ]
WYATT SAID "SUSTAINING" A LIE
IS IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT ONE QUICK LIE,
YOU GO BACK IN THE GAME,
AND BING-BANG-DONE.
THERE'S NO WAY
THIS COULD GO BADLY.
HMM.
HUH.
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
SAID THAT OUT LOUD.MNH-MNH.
PROBABLY
JUST JINXED MYSELF.
LET'S HOPE WE DON'T LOOK
BACK ON THIS MOMENT AS PIVOTAL.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
HERE YOU GO.HMM?
HMM.
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS ON THE PATIO,
I HAD AN AMAZING IDEA.
YOU ANDDANTE SHOULD JOIN
THE FATHER/SON BERRYLYMPICS.
[ SQUEALS ]
IT IS JUST THE KIND OF
SOCIAL ACTIVITY
TO GIVE HIM THAT SENSE
OF RESPONSIBILITY
THAT HE IS LACKING.
WE SHALL
JOIN YOUR BERRY GAMES!
YEP.
[ Singsong voice ] PIVOTAL.
Announcer:
WELCOME TO THE DAVENTRY HILL'S
BERRYLYMPICS.
FIRST UP -- POTATO-SACK RACE.
COME ON, KENDALL!COME HERE, BUDDY!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ FANFARE PLAYING ]
LIFT.
[ GRUNTS ]
ALL RIGHT.
Man: HEY, GUYS!
HOW'S IT GOING?
[ WHOOSHING ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
WOW.
I'D BE PROUDER OF YOU,
BUT I CAN'T GO ABOVE FULL
ON THE PRIDE METER, CAN I?[ SIGHS ]
HORSESHOES WERE
OUR WEAK LINK LAST YEAR.
BUT THIS YEAR,
WE'VE GOT THE MAGIC.
BOOM!
[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, GOT THE MAGIC!
WYATT!
YOU AND YOUR DAD READY TO
GET SPANKED IN THE BERRYLYMPICS?
UH
SO READY TO GET SPANKED THA
WE AREN'T EVEN SHOWING UP.
YEP, MY DAD
IS ALLERGIC TO GRASS,
AND TO TREES,
AND TO GRILLED MEATS.
IF HE TAKES
ONE BREATH AROUND HERE,
THE NEXT ONE'S GONNA HAVE TO BE
MEDICALLY AIDED, HA HA HA.
OH, MAN. YOUR DAD
SOUNDS LIKE A DELICATE FLOWER.
YEP. SUN'S TOO BRIGHT,
WIND'S TOO STRONG,
DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
SO YOU'RE HERE
TO CHEER US ON?
HMM.
UH, THE ONLY CHEERING WYATT'S
GONNA BE DOING, MAYOR HUGGINSON,
IS CHEERING ON
MY PROTEST
OH, BOY.
OF THE SEXIS
BERRYLYMPICS!
AS MAYOR, I ENCOURAGE
FREE SPEECH IN ALL ITS FORMS.
HA.WHICH IS WHY
I AM HEREBY APPROVING
AN OFFICIAL PROTEST ZONE
OH.
WAY OVER THERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH.
YAY. WE DID IT.
WAY OVER THERE.
GUYS!
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
OKAY. CONFESSION TIME.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A GUY
WHO IS NOT MY FATHER.
AND YOU NEED TO
PLAY ALONG LIKE HE IS MY FATHER
WHILE ALSO
KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM BARBARA
WHO WOULD TOTALLY KNOW
IT'S NOT MY DAD.
WHAT?!
YOU GOT A GUY
TO PRETEND TO BE YOUR DAD
SO YOU COULD
GET BACK INTO SCHOOL?
UH, I SAY
WE DO THIS FOR DANTE.
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
FRIENDS SOMETIMES NEED YOU
TO COVER FOR EACH OTHER,
FOR GOOD REASONS.
I SAY WE DO IT!
AND JUS
REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION
IN CASE
IT EVER COMES UP AGAIN.
[ BEEPING ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
I'M WORRIED.
IF WE BOB
FOR THE CRANBERRIES,
WON'T WE BE SWALLOWING
A LOT OF WATER TOO?
USE YOUR TEETH
AS A NATURAL STRAINER, OKAY?
STAY FOCUSED ON OUR SIMPLE PLAN
THAT CANNOT FAIL.
IF ELMHURST IS AROUND, PULL
YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE BUCKET.
IF BARBARA IS AROUND,
PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE BUCKET.
HOW WILL I KNOW WHO'S AROUND
IF MY HEAD IS IN THE BUCKET?
Angie:
UNFAIR TO WOMEN!
BERRYLYMPICS?
BERRY-BAD-IMPICS!
WE ARE THE 50%!
UNFAIR TO WOMEN!
OKAY, WELL I SHOULD, UH,
GET GOING -
NO, NO, I'M COUNTING ON YOU
AS A FRIEND.
LYLE'S BUSY,
ANGIE'S BUSY,
IT'S UP TO YOU
TO KEEP MY LIE GOING.
DANTE, LIES ARE
A DANGEROUS SEA TO SWIM IN.
WYATT?
GREAT NEWS!
LOOKS LIKE THE BERRYLYMPICS
AREN'T CANCELED AFTER ALL!
RINGER ALERT!
WHO'S CAPTAIN AMERICA?
MY DAD.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE HAD TO
LIVE IN A GERM-FREE ROOM.
NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THIS IS MY DAD, TEDDY.
DAD, THIS IS DANTE
AND, UH, HIS FATHER.
JOHN. BLACKSMITH. ONTERO.
JOHN ONTERO.
HI.
WHY WOULD YOU LIE
ABOUT YOUR DAD BEING UNCOOL,
WHEN HE IS SO COOL?
BECAUSE HE'S SO COOL,
AND SAYING HE WAS UNCOOL
MADE ME FEEL LESS UNCOOL.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ SQUEALS ]Teddy: COME ON, SPORT!
COME ON, BLOW!
YES!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ WHISTLE BEEPS ]
YEAH!
YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT!
DON'T BE DOWN, SPORT.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING IN
THE GARAGE WITH BALL BEARINGS.
I THOUGHT YOUR DAD
WAS A DELICATE FLOWER.
NO, YOU SAID
HE WAS A DELICATE FLOWER.
[ GASPS ]
LOOKS LIKE
WYATT TOLD A LITTLE FIB.
SHAME, SHAME.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
Lyle:
YEAH, GET 'EM, DAD!
WOW! HE IS REALLY BERRY-ING IT.
HEH HEH.
ME AND MY FAKE DAD
AND WYATT AND HIS REAL DAD
MIGHT BE GIVING YOU
AND YOUR REAL DAD
A RUN FOR YOUR TITLE,
LYLE.
YEAH?
WELL, I'VE GOT A GOOD
FEELING ABOUT LATER EVENTS.
Barbara: DANTE!
HAVE YOU
BEEN TELLING PEOPLE
THAT THIS HUNKY STRANGER
IS YOUR FATHER?
OH, BOY.
WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN OUT!
DANTE ONTERO,
YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
[ HOOVES CLOPPING ]
IS THAT A HALF-HORSE MAN
ON THE EDGE OF THE FOREST?
THAT IS SOMETHING
YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
OR EVER?
[ WHIMPERS ]
NO ONE BESIDES BARBARA
SAW THE CENTAUR?
NOPE.
OR ELSE PEOPLE WOULD BE
RUNNING AROUND YELLING
[ High-pitched voice ]
"OH, MY GOSH, A CENTAUR!
I HOPE THAT MEANS THA
UNICORNS ARE REAL, TOO!"
SQUIRES.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR YOU
SPEAKING OF CENTAURS.
SO HELP ME, IF NESSUS IS HERE,
I'LL MAKE A ROAST OF HIM!
WAIT, HOLD UP, HOLD UP.
DID YOU SAY SQUIRE?
JUST FOR CLARIFICATION.
WHICH HALF WOULD YOU
MAKE THE ROAST OUT OF?
ONE IS GROSS. THE OTHER
IS POTENTIALLY DELICIOUS.
YOU'RE A LEAK.
FAKE DAD'S A LEAK?
AW, DANTE EVEN
LIES ABOUT HIS LIES.
EXCUSE ME.
WINSTON. LIONEL.
WHAT EXACTLY
IS GOING ON HERE?
MS. ONTERO!
YOU FAINTED!
AND THEN YOU WERE JUST MUMBLING
ABOUT MYTHICAL CREATURES!
OKAY, LOOK, ALL THIS LYING IS
MAKING THINGS WORSE, OKAY?
WE NEED TO STAR
TELLING SOME TRUTH, RUTH.
OKAY, ANYTHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE SHINY HORSESHOE
IN YOUR POCKET?
LOOKS LIKE
IT MIGHT BE CENTAUR-SIZED.
YOU HAVE HAD
DEALINGS WITH NESSUS?
HE STOLE MY HORSE,
CINNAMON.
CINNAMON?YOU KNOW HER!
WE MUST FIND
THIS THIEVING CENTAUR.
COME ON!
ONE SECOND PLEASE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WE GOT TO BARD
DANTE'S FAKE DAD.
WAIT. LET'S LET HIM
FIND THE CENTAUR FIRST.
THEN WE COULD JUS
BARD THEM BOTH.
BARD?
AS IN SINGING?
YEAH!YEAH!
WONDERFUL! BEGIN!
START BARDING!
[ Off-key ]
IN THE WOODS
THE MIGHTY WOODS
YOU'VE STOPPED SINGING!
I THOUGH
WE WERE BARDING, NO?
Both:
WELL, JOHN BLACKSMITH
THERE HE IS!
OH.
AW, IT'S NOT A CENTAUR,
IT'S AN ANGIE.
ARE YOU GUYS
LOOKING FOR THE, UH
YEP.
UM, IT --
IT'S THAT WAY.
YEAH, I FIGURED WHEN I SAW I
YOU GUYS WEREN'T FAR BEHIND.
Who is that?
YOU CAN
JOIN US IN THE BARDING.
UH, WHICH IS SINGING,
NOTHING ELSEYET.
OH. HEH. GOT IT.
YEAH.
HMM?
WELL, A-HUNTING WE WILL GO
GO HUNTING 'CAUSE SOMETHING
OH, AH!
I CAN EXPLAIN!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS SO STUPID I
WOULDN'T FIGURE OUT YOUR SCAM?
LOOKS LIKE
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH
CAUGHT UP.
GETTING SOME HUNKY,
SWARTHY STRANGER
TO PRETEND TO BE YOUR DAD,
JUST TO WIN SOME
SILLY BERRYLYMPICS!
HEY, BARBARA, YOU KNOW,
I'VE GOT TO SAY,
EVER SINCE MY CONFERENCE
WITH DANTE'S FATHER,
I'M FEELING A LOT LESS
WORRIED ABOUT DANTE.
I'M MORE WORRIED.
CONFERENCE?
UH-OH.
WHEN IN DOUBT, RUN OUT!
YES, DANTE'S DESTRUCTION
OF SCHOOL PROPERTY,
HIS SUSPENSION
I TOLD HIS DAD
ALL ABOUT IT.
I KNEW
NOTHING ABOUT THAT.
OH, WELL,
IT SEEMS LIKE MAYBE
YOU'RE NOT AS INVOLVED A PAREN
AS DANTE'S FATHER.
MAYBE THE BOY'S PROBLEM
ISN'T SO MUCH AN ABSENT DAD,
AS A CHECKED-OUT --
I DO NOT LIKE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
ME NEITHER.
LET'S LEAVE IN DISGUST.
I AM DISGUSTED.
COME ON.
[ GROANS ]
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE TRUTH ABOUT DANTE'S FATHER?
THE TRUTH IS,
I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU
TELL ME
HOW TO RAISE MY CHILD.
THAT IS SOMETHING HIS STRANGELY
DRESSED FATHER AND I
WILL DISCUSS
AT HOME WITH DANTE.
[ SQUEAK, SQUEAK ]
I'M SORRY.
I OVERSTEPPED.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY --
AND ANOTHER THING.
MY SON'S FRIEND AGNES
IS RIGHT.
THIS BERRY-OLYMPICS THING
SHOULDN'T BE JUST MEN! HA!
OH-HO,
SHE'S ON A ROLL!
NOTHING YOU CAN DO
BUT STAND AND ADMIRE.
[ INDISTINCT SINGING ]
SHH!
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
DON'T BE LIKE THAT,
I SAID I WAS SORRY.
OH, COME ON!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HEY!
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA COME
GET ME WHEN YOU FOUND CINNAMON!
THAT'S NOT CINNAMON!
WHAT?
WHO'S CINNAMON?
YOU CHEATING ON CINNAMON?
IT DIDN'T WORK OU
WITH CINNAMON.
HEY, YOU NOTICE
HOW WHEN YOU SAY CINNAMON A LO
IT STOPS
SOUNDING LIKE A WORD?
Both:
CIN-NA-MON
HAVE AT YOU!
COME, NESSUS!
THIS WILL BE
A BATTLE FOR ALL TIME!
AHEM. GENTLEMEN!
WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?TELLING YOU THE TRUTH,
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
[ CRANK, CRANK ]HMM?
YEAH.
SINGING ISN'T BARDING.
THAT'SBARDING!
SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY,
AS A LAST RESORT,
YOU TELL A SMALL LIE,
TO TAKE CARE OF A BIG TRUTH
THAT WOULD GET US
IN A LOT MORE TROUBLE.
THAT'S A GOOD LESSON.
YEAH, FROM NOW ON, WE SHOULD ALL
JUST BE VERY HONEST.
[ CHIMING ]
AW, MAN,
MY HORSESHOE!
NOW I CAN'T CHEA
TO WIN.
BARBARA, WHY'D YOU COVER FOR ME
WITH MS. ELMHURS
EVEN THOUGH
I LIED TO YOU?
WELL, WE'RE A FAMILY.
HOW WE WORK IS NO ONE'S BUSINESS
BUT OUR OWN.
WHEN MS. ELMHURST STARTS SAYING
THAT I AM A BAD MOM --
HO HO! -- THAT'S IT.
TOTALLY.
AND WHEN SHE STARTS SAYING
I'M A BAD STUDENT,
THAT'S IT, TOO!
SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL EDUCATOR,
DANTE.
YOU ARE A BAD STUDENT --
AGNES!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
AH, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
GOOD.
AGNES, WE HAVE A FATHER/SON
BERRYLYMPICS TO WIN!
AWESOME!
IN THIRD PLACE,
WYATT AND TEDDY BLACK!
IN SECOND PLACE,
MAYOR HUGGINSON,
AND HIS SON, LYLE.
IN FIRST PLACE,
ANGIE AND DANTE'S MOM!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS CONCLUDES
ANOTHER GREAT BERRYLYMPICS!
CONGRATS TO OUR FIRST-PLACE
GRAND CHAMPIONS!
SO, YOU MADE UP
ALL THOSE ALLERGIES AND STUFF
BECAUSE YOU THOUGH
YOU EMBARRASSED ME?
LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
WYATT, YOU ARE NOT THE
EMBARRASSING ONE IN THE FAMILY.
It's your mom.
WHEW. [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT IS GOOD TO KNOW.
OH,
SHE'S SENSITIVE. I --
JUST FORGE
I EVEN SAID ANYTHING.
I'M GONNA GO
SHOW THIS TO HER.
SO, YOU NEEDED A DAD
AND ONE JUST HAPPENED TO
LEAK OUT ALL ON HIS OWN --
I MEAN, YOU WEREN'
MESSING WITH MY LAPTOP AT HQ
WHEN IT WAS GETTING THA
FIRMWARE UPGRADE, WERE YOU?
NOPE. I WAS NOT.