Mr. Bean: The Animated Series (2002) s02e09 Episode Script

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( theme music playing )
( door slams )
( Mr. Bean sighs )
( sighs )
Let's see.
( sighs )
( music playing )
( sighs )
Uh-oh.
( Mr. Bean sighs )
Oh.
( yawns )
( sighs )
- ( music playing )
- ( whistle blowing )
- ( whistles )
- Oh.
Teddy, you see this?
Come closer to see,
it is really good.
Teddy.
They're good.
Yeah.
Hmm?
Come on.
( humming )
That's what I want.
( sniffs )
Whew!
All right.
Come on.
Come on, Teddy.
Come on, Teddy, jump.
( whistles )
Come on.
Come on.
( whistles )
Come on.
Go on, this way.
Hey, here.
Come on.
( whistles )
Come on.
( screams )
What?
Wait. What?
Teddy, uh, come here.
Oh.
( sniffs )
Whew!
( mumbles )
( sniffs )
Ewe! Whew.
( fly buzzing )
Ah.
MAN: Good morning, sir.
Good morning, madam.
( screams )
What appall.
MAN: Here, here,
can we--what--
Ooh, what--oh, excuse me.
MR. BEAN: Bye-bye, Teddy.
Oh, dear.
Oh, please.
Oh, thank you.
MR. BEAN: Thank you.
MAN: It looks really old.
All right. Oh.
Bye.
Yeah, bye indeed.
( sighs )
( music playing )
Morning.
( meows )
( meows )
( sighs )
Hmm.
( sighs )
Teddy.
( sighs )
Oh.
Oh.
( kisses )
( sighs )
( cat snarling )
What is it?
( cat snarls )
( Bean gasps )
Oh, no.
Hold it.
( cat snarling )
What's this?
Not in my shirt.
I have my car, but house.
No.
It's-- no.
Oh.
Nothing. Nothing.
Oh.
Right. Let's see.
Yes.
Here we go.
Oh, hmm.
Not that one, I believe.
Let's see if something
is in here.
Here we go.
Ah.
( blows )
Here we go.
( gasps )
Where did it go?
What? Where is it?
But this
( gasps )
I should've seen it.
Look.
Oh.
Hey, hey.
Ta-dah.
( drum rolling )
Oh.
( mumbling )
Awesome.
Come on.
Come on.
( whistles )
Yeah!
Very good.
( music playing )
Go on.
That's it.
Yay.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Hmm.
( crunching )
Hmm, it wasn't bad.
( whistles )
There you go.
( whistles )
Yay.
Higher.
( whistles )
Yeah.
How about this thing?
Well, let's go.
Fetch it.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Stay there.
Right.
Go.
( music playing )
Oh.
Right.
( glass breaks )
Yeah, you're good?
Good night.
( sighs )
( music playing )
Oh.
Dear, oh, dear.
( sighs )
The late nights
are killing me.
Oh, all right, oh,
what's happening there?
Oh, forgotten about you.
Right.
Let me deal with you now.
Here you go.
Oh.
Dear, oh, dear.
( cat snarls )
( meows )
( thumps )
Oh.
( sighs )
( gasps )
Oh, no.
Where has it gone?
No, where has it gone?
Hello?
Is it here?
Oh.
( thumps )
Oh, this is where you are.
Come on now.
Hmm?
What do you?
Oh,
you want to go over there.
( laughs )
( music playing )
( humming )
( cat meows )
Huh?
Oh, what?
Get away, you.
Shoo. Shoo, shoo,
shoo, shoo.
( cat snarling )
Hmm. Oh.
( seagulls cries )
( horns blowing )
( sighs )
Oh.
Yeah.
( engine revs )
( sighs )
Where are you?
( splashes )
( music playing )
Hmm, what's that?
Oh, no, no.
( screams )
( glugging sounds )
( music playing )
( screams )
( thump )
Hold that there.
( grunts )
Score. Argh!
Aye, look at that.
Oh, my goodness,
you're a beauty.
On the hook there.
Oh. Whew!
Oh.
( music playing )
So there you are.
Oh.
( sniffs )
Ugh.
( mumbles )
( music playing )
( mumbles )
If you insist.
I'm in.
Enjoy your trip.
Okay.
Oh. Woo.
( theme music playing )
( music playing )
MR. BEAN: Oh.
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